Thread 83020433

A time to cleanse, a time to reflect edition

Anyone else here decided to choose deen over dunya?

>>83020433 (OP)
Womfy edish de lid

>>83020450
I have no clue what those words mean lad

Quite the edish, is it not

>>83020473
Just means that you choose faith and the afterlife over worldly desires or materialism

Corrrr! Japanese Godfather Trilogy being released by Radiance next February. I'll have to pre-order that me thinks.

>>83020436
aye de lid, working on closing the distance soon. it's been 2 years now and desu didn't intend to get into a LDR but here we are.

>>83020486
Yeah few people really intend it lad, just happens. It's good you have a plan to close the distance. You moving there, she moving here, or both moving somewhere else?

Lollers do you read Kanna's Daily Life manga?

*strides through the door to the britfeel COBRA meeting room*
*slams this on the table*
"Gentlemen, THIS is what we believe."

>>83020369
>You should put them out of their misery and just leave
My wife has actually said that my low mood has really been getting to her for a while now. I hate that I make her unhappy because I'm such an empty shell of a person.

>>83020508
Change it to the Qu'ran lad. That's what most of these fucking grim cunts here believe. Yes, that's right I said it. I'm tired of pretending that most people here aren't fucking dirty Islamics, at least in some sense.

>>83020515
Alright mate c'mon let's have a chat. What's the real issue? I mean what is actually making you unhappy in life?

>>83020490
that's true but in my case it was more that I had actually been in one before and it was fucking horrible and I swore never to do it again. but that was Hong Kong to London. this is far more manageable. we both have pros and cons to moving to where the other person is so just trying to work through those at the moment. I think it's more likely she moves here because her company has an office in London but wouldn't mind moving to Italy myself corr

some posters here are quite thin-skinned lol

mouths a bit less numb, not seeing any blood in my saliva, got gauze in me mouth, potential success? we shall see

>>83020539
My advice mate? Concrete plan ASAP. Without that it's 10x harder.

>>83020550
yeah definitely de lad. we do have a plan in mind, just cba going into the detail because it's not very interesting. but appreciate your advice.

>>83020564
Good lad, wish you all the happiness, enjoy your trip!

That energy advise fella just left. I'm getting an energy credit voucher today for 58 squid then a few more a couple of weeks from now. It help me stay warm during winter. Garn have a wuppa and few wausage rolls nows. It Wednesday x

>>83020544
And some posters are cunts who like to try and bully others to make themselves feel better.

wandered over to gif then thought wtf am I doing its mid day on a wednesday

>>83020573
Mental to think in 2025 there are care homes without central heating. State of this country.

>>83020573
You need to get a job so I can stop paying for you to exist, lazy scrounger.

>>83020521
Off the top of my head:
>being a dad is not nice, no free time at all, always tired, always chores to do, have to be up early every single morning, driving everywhere, everything takes longer, the random crying etc. etc.
>sex life has dropped off a cliff of quality and quantity
>losing youth/vitality, still hit the gym but everything is harder, wife's body has been ruined by childbirth like actually ruined
>material circumstances getting worse year on year, seemingly month on month (inflation ticking along with no prospect of a promotion/job change, bills bills bills, mortgage going up) essentially no money at the end of the month for me/us
>country going to the dogs with no prospect of being able to leave (CAN'T WAIT FOR THOSE TAX RISES AT THE END OF THE MONTH!)

>>83020573
Mental to think in 2025 there are assisted living facilities without central heating. State of this country.

>>83020590
He's not in a care home lad.

>>83020595
>CAN'T WAIT FOR THOSE TAX RISES AT THE END OF THE MONTH

this ones grim, I wonder how much more I'll have to pay? cant even jib it because the government suck me off before I even get the wage packet

>>83020544
Couldn't be are Blad.

>>83020591

Nah mate you'll continue to pay taxes which fund my NEETbux and you'll keep being mad about it. Cheers x

>>83020603
Feel like the chinese guy from the meme, it's all unironically so tiring. It's always the same tax and spend and borrow and tax and spend and borrow. It's like the government has just given up on running the country well and the decent hard working people in the middle always feel it worst every single time. Le social contract can go fuck itself, we haven't had one for years.

>>83020573
You're on PIP did you get that 150 pound energy voucher yet my lid?

Any SSM loremasters know how many PS5s mark has gone through now?

>>83020621
It won't last. The country is falling apart.

It's sunny up norf lads in November. Is that climate change bollocks real then? Shouldn't it be dark, grim and gray about this time of year?

>>83020633

Not yet de lid. According to the government website I am eligable thoughs as I fall under "Core Group 2". The energy credit vouchers total more than 150 quid anyways. You're entitled to three rounds of vouchers (58 x 3 = 174 quid) It lush x

>>83020595
That'll all shake out in the long run lad. Most of your problems seem to be caused by having a young child. Eventually the kid will get older and it'll be easier, you'll be earning more money later in your career, etc.

Have to say though, complaining about your wife's body being ruined by childbirth when she had your child makes it tough to sympathise with you. Seems shallow. Hopefully that shakes out too as you mature and grow.

>>83020655
I'm fuming. Sick of having to support you with my taxpayer money.

>>83020621
Won't last.

>53.3% of the UK population (35.8 million people) lived in households that received more in total benefits than they paid in taxes.

>>83020671
Why so mad? You're paying for your own safety net as well. I'd be more angry at the pensioners with their triple lock and fully paid off houses that have appreciated greatly.

>>83020671
Get on PIP lad. I'm on it despite being a high level wagie. Almost 800 quid a month tax free on top of my already nice salary.

>>83020640
Welfare spending has been around 10% of the GDP for the past 10 years. Obviously the system isn't falling apart, turn off GBnews, grow a brain and do some research.

>>83020668
>That'll all shake out in the long run lad. Most of your problems seem to be caused by having a young child. Eventually the kid will get older and it'll be easier,
I agree, but that's years and years down the line. In theory won't have any real time to ourselves for another 16 and a bit years by which point we'll be in our mid 40s, youth over, hooray.
>you'll be earning more money later in your career, etc.
The number might be higher but the value of the pound is dropping precipitously. Real term wage growth is nonexistent for large swathes of the population and I'm not some special edge case that can magically increase my salary faster than the taxes and inflation and cost of living increases can eat away at it.
>Have to say though, complaining about your wife's body being ruined by childbirth when she had your child makes it tough to sympathise with you. Seems shallow. Hopefully that shakes out too as you mature and grow.
I fully get how it reads, but at the same time I'm just being honest. I loved my wife's body, it was incredible, I wanted to eat it up every chance I got, but now the honest truth is that her body isn't particularly nice and it's a direct result of childbirth. Of course she looks appealing from the occasional good angle, but yeah it's been through the wars with having our kid. I don't hold it against her or anything and I still love her, but that's the truth. As much as we might not like it due to idealism, physical attraction is a very important part of a relationship. We wanted a kid, thought it would be great, we rolled the dice and I lost. It is what it is.

>>83020690
Very much doubt you're getting top rate PIP while still working. Nice bait. It's hard enough for working people to get basic PIP.

>>83020685
Sauce?
If someone worked minimum wage for 39 hours, they'd immediately delete any household PIP costs when PAYE deletes 28% of their income

>>83020698
NTA but I'm curious, what does falling apart look like to you lad? Do we have to become South Africa before you say the system is unsustainable/falling apart?

>>83020709
What are you on about lad? Whether someone is working or not has absolutely no bearing on PIP.

>>83020712
This includes:

Cash benefits (e.g., pensions, Universal Credit, child benefit).
Benefits-in-kind (free NHS healthcare, state education for kids).
All taxes (income tax, National Insurance, VAT, council tax, etc.).

>>83020690
What are you claiming it for?
I'm pretty sure the fact I have been working for ages will be pretty strong evidence that I do not need support.
The annoying thing is I'm autistic and really struggle at work, but I push through it to pay my bills, get taxed to death, and can't even use the NHS because the country is falling apart from all the people on benefits and the money wasted on immigrants.

>>83020713
Only thing you're curious about is a cock up your arse lickle lid.

>>83020690
>mfw dad has exploded hips from waging and cannot walk, but doesn't qualify for PIP

>>83020721
>>83020712
forgot the source

https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/personalandhouseholdfinances/incomeandwealth/bulletins/theeffectsoftaxesandbenefitsonhouseholdincome/financialyearending2023

>>83020729
He should just claim that it causes him anxiety and depression.

>>83020718
Are you fucking stupid? I know that in theory, but no matter what you think, working still lowers your chances of meeting PIP requirements. PIP is awarded far less to working people even though that's what it's for. It's all a farce.

>>83020702
>I agree, but that's years and years down the line. In theory won't have any real time to ourselves for another 16 and a bit years

Nah it won't play out like that lad. As soon as the kid is 5 you get a little slice back. When he's 7 you get another little slice back. 10 another slice. Etc.

And I agree that physical attraction is important, but physical attraction isn't about how close someone is to the "ideal" body. Or at least, it shouldn't be in a marriage.

>>83020698
Welfare spending at 10% of GDP is stable, but debt is not linear, it grows exponentially when average interest rate on government debt is higher than the real growth rate of the economy

>>83020737
Whoa calm down lad. There is no question on the PIP form about whether someone works or not. I work from home so they couldn't trip me up on anything.
>>83020729
He needs help with the form or with dealing with them, because if you can't walk then the mobility requirement at least is met.
>>83020734
Yeah this is how he can get the non-mobility part and even a few points in the mobility part too.

>>83020741
This is total bollocks. Why are you misleading him? You're not free until they're 18 and even then if you raise a spacker you're tied down for life.

Can't even be arsed arguing about this shit anymore. Fucking gives me a headache.

>>83020734
I mean he genuinely does but, he would never admit it. So he has to work full time in pain because the NHS moves at a glacial pace.
I recall something nearly happened once on a 5th of Novemeber, maybe it might happen again and things might be okay

Lmao my Warm Home Discount letter literally just arrived there. Oh aye that will do nicely.

>>83020761
He's talking about free time. Not total freedom from all parenting obligations.

>>83020741
>Nah it won't play out like that lad. As soon as the kid is 5 you get a little slice back. When he's 7 you get another little slice back. 10 another slice. Etc.
Not sure I agree with this. Kids don't meaningfully leave the nest until they're 18. Even if it was true, I kind of feel like 'so what?'. Oh, I get 'little slices' of my freedom back every couple of years? Wow, how wonderful.
>Or at least, it shouldn't be in a marriage.
I get what you're saying, but you're coming at this from a very idealised/romanticised perspective. You're saying what should be rather than what is. We all get it on an instinctual level even if we don't say and have reserved opinions about it. Say you married some beautiful woman and then she was in an accident and became disfigured. You still love her, but the truth is that you're simply not as physically attracted to her as you were. Now that doesn't mean you leave her or you stop loving her, but the reality is undeniable - you are less attracted to her. We all get it. It's a shit situation. Like I said it is what it is.

>>83020774
>he would never admit it.
This is the issue. He's probably lying to them about how much he can do out of pride. A lot of people fuck up their PIP awards that way.

>>83020712
A minimum-wage worker (39 hrs/week) pays roughly _10,000 in all taxes combined (income tax, NI, VAT, council tax, etc.).
That _10k does not cancel or reduce:

PIP (9,700/year keeps coming even if you work)
Free NHS (3,000 per adult)
State school (6,500 per child)

So the household still receives at least 13,000 more in total benefits than the worker pays in tax - meaning they remain net takers

>>83020774
>I recall something nearly happened once on a 5th of Novemeber, maybe it might happen again and things might be okay
Lads are getting rebellious around here

>>83020781
You are going to end up very bitter and lonely if you don't change your attitude dramatically. Your wife will be with a happy guy who adores every inch of her body. Your kid will look up to a positive male role model who actually appreciates having the kid in his life. And you will be living a small life, alone.

I'm not trying to be a cunt. You can change that, but that's the path you're on.

Royal Mail have me trapped in the eternal cycle of samsara

quite like that "give your head a wobble" anti-right-wing anti-/pol/ poster. it important we have diversity.

>>83020544
me. i am NOT a Nazi i was using the Nazis yesterday AS AN EXAMPLE

Text just came through with that energy credit voucher so garn wost office to top up now. Corr feel like garn for a few jars now.

>HAPPENING LADS

Brace for the highest taxes in 325 YEARS: Grim chart shows how Reeves could heap pain on Britain with fears of 'war on motorists' - as poll shows public would prefer spending cuts

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15260259/Highest-taxes-chart-Reeves-Labour-Budget-motorists-poll-spending.html

>>83020601
HHL said its a care home though
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/68879822/#q68883760

>>83020573
>>83020827
corrr nice one lad.

me? i just didn't answer the calls from the energy place because i have anxiety (medical problem). otherwise they'd have come round and installed heaters that actually work. couldn't deal with that tbqh.

got that 150 quid Warm Home letter though. ooh aye it's gonna be a difficult but occasionally toasty winter.

>>83020834
mayhaps he used the term jocularly in response to the trolls, hmmm?

>>83020834
A care home provides the heating, I doubt each "resident" has to heat their room themselves.

>>83020810
It's not like I treat my wife or kid any different, I love them both very deeply, but the fact remains that I'm unhappy with my life since having a child. People don't choose how they feel, all I can do is act like I feel differently which is what I'm trying to do. Need to just basically stop opening my mouth so much and really hold back my honest opinions around her because like I mentioned my low mood was getting to her.

How do you recommend that I change how I feel?

>>83020831
>There are claims Ms Reeves will wage war on motorists by scrapping the 5p relief on fuel duty
I was expecting worse, like a tax by mile kind of duty.
We gonna be okay dieselfrens

b-b-b-b-but im only on 28k wdym more tax :((((( 25% of my my wage IS taxed already :((((((

>>83020831
>Daily fail article
Opinion discarded, it's from an old Tory boomer.

>>83020826
>quite like that "give your head a wobble" anti-right-wing anti-/pol/ poster. it important we have diversity.
Gay. Move to Africa if you hate your own people.

my taxes have gone from 0 to 0. if you're earning over the personal income threshold (12k, nowadays?) then i struggle to feel sympathy for you. you can probably buy food every single day. you HAVE a car to be taxed on.

me? grateful i have a roof over my head. fucking hell lads am i grateful.

You can look up his facility on google and it says right there in the tag line that it's an assisted living residence.

THEY'RE DOING THIS TO ME AT THE JOBCENTRE TOMORROW.

>>83020860
>if you earn over 12k
any job pays over that, they wont give me 12k a year for free, I also cant afford both a tiny flat and a car

>>83020849
Perhaps he didnt

>>83020831
Why even bother working any more. Country is totally broken.

Helper knows exactly what to say to wind you lads up. Based.

>>83020851
You know how going to the gym once is a simple thing that changes nothing, but going three or four times a week adds up to a big change over years?

It's a bit like that, except with your brain. Instead of training your muscles, you need to train your sense of gratitude.

Every day, write down three things in your life that you're grateful for. It won't do much initially, but consistently over a long period of time it will change your perspective.

Hooray, more taxes, just what we need. We will tax our way into prosperity. No spending cuts though, can't have any of that. No change of industrial, housing, economic, immigration, monetary or energy policy either, no way!

Thankfully as well all the taxes we pay are being used in totally legitimate ways by the government. Not a penny wasted. Massive value for money all around. Services have never been better. Crime down, wages up, cost of living totally reasonable. Never been freer either, not like the taxes are paying for police to kick in the doors of people saying words the government disagrees with.

Things are looking up for the country, lads.

>>83020884
It's very sad that you have to post this sort of thing off trip mate. Ironically, if you posted it with your trip on it would probably actually rile people up more lol.

>>83020858
You mean like all the right-wing influencers who moved to Dubai? That kind of thing?

Bought like 17 Criterions in the sale. Well they rarely go on sale, do they? Hard taxpayers money on me DVDs. Cheers. x

I don't know what I'll do if I'm refused PIP again. I'm not fully disabled, just less capable of doing things. Failed to prepare for a rainy day, and here it is.
I'm a parasite.
I'm fucked, and it all my fault, waa waa. What a useless cunt I am.

>>83020900
NTA but like who? Also, why would anyone care if they did? My advice is definitely leave the country if you can and I'm right wing.

>>83020908
You might be right wing but you're clearly not a British patriot

>>83020884
>>83020899
when you don't have the goal of 'winding people up' on the internet, it becomes a more enjoyable place.
me? i'm here to read posts and discuss things. i actually get a lot out of the experience.

>>83020910
I would consider myself more patriotic than most, but at a certain point I also can't fault people for being rationally self-interested. I'd love it if there was some way to bring out some kind of patriotic restoration of the country, but I quite simply do not think such a thing is possible any more. Can you be patriotic for a country which doesn't exist? At some point it becomes LARPing. It makes me very sad but that's my honest assessment.

>>83020900
I'm so bored of leftists pretending not to understand really simple things, thus making discourse impossible.

>>83020906
you ask for a mandatory reconsideration is what you do.

everyone gets refused after their initial assessment. everyone gets accepted after they appeal it. that's just the system, lad.

I would like to apologise to the person who I said "grow a brain" to. That was quite harsh.

Being patriotic is a sign of a low IQ

>>83020919
he's being more grounded, look-at-the-facts about it.
but this is how the /pol/ lads come off to non-/pol/ lads.

i'd rather we see it the same way you'd see talking about anime on /co/, or something. maybe it's not even against the rules. but i'm sure the lads there just want to talk about Batman and not Naruto.

>>83020928
Of course lad, all the great Englishmen of history were low IQ, sure.

>>83020497
You're too easy going mate, other people push for every little thing they can get and if they are deserving they get it. You should too! Your medical summery is free from the doctors, I get mine for when I have mental health days off from work.

>>83020776
>>83020827
Get in lad. Is it from one of those energy plus places, I think they are a charity? I did some of my community service in one of them. I worked on their computers and routers & switches.

>>83020929
Naruto Uzimaki
Pronounced Nah-Roo-Toe Ooh-Zee-Mah-Key

Patriotism - the current government, right or wrong
Nationalism - the country as an idea, right or wrong

>>83020921
I struggle with that. Happened last time, turned down, then I just start thinking "yeah well you're a stupid cunt so YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE", then I do nothing but berate myself till I stop thinking about it.
>>83020935
I forget things as well, my mind is going, it feels like. I emailed the group helping me fill out the forms and said could I add things, but they advised against it.

National Japanese Lass Wanking Service

>>83020952
Yeah fair enough I'd be happy to use these definitions, in which case I'm very much a nationalist and definitionally an anti-patriot. But I don't think these really work as aesthetic categories. We all get what a patriot is, we all get what a nationalist is and functionally they are interchangeable in colloquial conversation.

Tangentially this is why I think MAGA is such a phenomenally good slogan. It punches right through the discourse and everyone instantly gets what it means and who you are if you support it.

Make England Great Again

I've had phimosis all my life but I've nearly cured it i think. At least flaccid.

How do I know for sure? I can get it back to see the glans, just about. It feels like it won't go back any more. Is that right?

Going to the shops lads, gonna get a croissant or something. Want anything?

Have you lads heard these rumours going around about the Queen converting to Islam when she was dying? Fucking hope it's bollocks

>>83020971
It has to go back fully over behind the glans with ease to be fully cured. Careful though, it's a double edged sword. My cock is far less sensitive after curing me phimosis. Takes me longer to cum.

>>83020971
I had this too lad, tried to cure with stretching/steroid gels, none of it worked. Got a frenuloplasty, also didn't work. Finally got a full circ now problem is totally gone. Wish I'd just gone with that option to begin with but I was cautious and wanted to preserve as much as possible, but choice between phimosis and associated problems and just a full circ to resolve it I'm glad I went with the full cut in the end.

hmm. burrito place has gone back to their default options on Uber Eats. but they have turned off accepting orders.

might keep refreshing the page. maybe they have the hot salsa and cheese back in today. won't actually order it, but i do want to know.

>>83020974
Grab a Belgian bun for me please.

>>83020974
A curvy Japanese lass with big tits and a hairy pussy please me lad.

at some point all these quirky food places will have to stop calling things Luke Pie-Walker and Millennium Falc-gin.

not very good, Star Wars (on an ethical level)

>>83020985
I really don't want a circumcision, I'm a virgin too.

I moved out a year ago, I now live on the other side of the country with my partner. There wasn't any bad blood with my family, it was simply a case of loving my long-distance girlfriend and wanting to live together at the first opportunity. And people here on /britfeel/ are giving me shit about that? Fuck you.

>>83020831
Might do a PGCE and go teach overseas.

>>83020971
I had really serious case before stretching. I can get it over the glans when hard, but it is a bit of a struggle, and probably needs lube or a lot of patience. I actually enjoy the slight flashes of discomfort I get when someone tries to do it though... but I'm weird.When flacid though, I can pull it back as far as it'll go (might have a short frenulum, so it starts to bend) You might have this problem also, because even at my best, it sticks just before the glans and won't ever go any further.

>>83020988
Wow is that some completely minging foreign slop :o

https://xcancel.com/PeteWishart
lmao. This retard having a melty over Grok.

No but really why can't we just cut public spending? Can anyone honestly say they even noticed the Conservative (((austerity)))? Like what exactly was different? Maybe if we just stopped spending billions on hotels that would be a good start?

corrr this 'Kick-Ass Burrito' just so happens to be located at the same address as Chiquito's. and has the same menu items, just cheaper and under different names.

i've got your number, modern takeaway culture.

>>83021017
>might have a short frenulum, so it starts to bend) You might have this problem also, because even at my best, it sticks just before the glans and won't ever go any further.
I think that is part of the problem, yes.
I did forcibly retract it once when I was younger and panicked, it rolled back up over the glans.

How far should it roll down the glans?

I am making curing it my main priority before seeing an escort again, or at least I'll increase stretching periods.

>>83021024
Mexican slop is lush though. don't be so hung-up on your anti-foreign ways you reject the actual slop.

even the US is really good for e.g. fried chicken. imagine if they just made it according to British/EU food standards (no sugar in the bread, that type of thing).

we live in the best country in the world x

>>83021035
I mean, the country's a fucking sty, but half of that is because they wont stop letting people in who trash everything, and claim benefits for the pleasure.
There's some decaying council property near me that could do with a coat of paint, for sure.
I'm the sure public could just take care of that, if it was even an option.

>>83021044
I already told you it should go behind the glans fully you bellend. Otherwise when you have sex it will be forced behind and will probably hurt, get stuck or bleed. You don't want your banjo string snapping. Happened to me as a teenager and it's worse than tooth pain.

Oopsy! Just accidentally released another migrant from prison. Just a little innocent mistake, won't happen again, hehe

>>83021047
It is disgusting and I don't eat "burritos" because my brain isn't melted by american films

>>83021051
>behind the glans fully
Well it seems too, when flaccid. But it's like something stops it rolling down the shaft. Should it go much further?
Basically I can see the edge of the shaft at the bottom but it won't seem to go further

I have never once sat and thought I could really go for a "burrito". That is not an organically occurring thought in an Englishman's mind. Absolutely zogged.

>>83020959
>I emailed the group helping me fill out the forms and said could I add things, but they advised against it.
Yeah, I can understand that if it's an external group helping you with PIP, because the more you do for yourself shows that you are capable, so the more they do for you means you're less capable. Nothing stopping you getting the medical summery for them and giving it to them. It's not like you can blag your condition and you're just doing what you can for now.
Take it easy, be kind to yourself and I hope you have some jazz cabbage to ease your mind, mate!

>>83021065
I don't mean when flaccid. I mean when erect. It should go fully behind your erect glans. Just below the ridge will be good enough. Keep masturbating with lube and stretching it further when erect and you'll be sorted in no time. Maybe get a fleshlight, they are actually good for helping this sort of thing.

You work so Sean can keep walm

>>83021051
>Happened to me as a teenager and it's worse than tooth pain.
Same but I'd say tooth pain is worse. Bled a lot though

Any catholics here?

>>83021061
they're just sarnies, lad. the Mexicans/Americans won't admit it, but we actually invented it all. that cheddar cheese hasn't come from the pastures of Texas, has it?

>>83021083
I don't know mate, it was complete and utter agony every time it brushed against my school trousers or anytime I got an erection. I was scared to go to sleep because I'd get an erection and the pain was so bad it would wake me up.

>>83021092
There is no history of "Mexicans" in the UK like America. It's a stupid larp.

>>83021091
gb2
>>>/eire/

>>83021070
You are missing out lad. Your own monginess stopping you from enjoying food. Sad.

You shiver so Sean can roast

>>83021091
Yeah lid, been confirmed and everything. Don't really practise it though. Not religious at all actually.

>>83021098
i agree with you there. it's like Latinas or Jews. might be very important in the African-American community, but the US need to accept they're just another country. there's this whole idea they're the centre of the world. why? Hollywood/pop culture?

but it's just what's available and tasty, lad. maybe New Zealand (white + English-speaking) has top-notch local food. i'll never know.

>>83020996
A clean shaven totally hair-free pussy is objectively superior.

>>83021102
My life doesn't revolve around stuffing my face cheers.

>>83021091
HHL probably. His family are irish immigrants.

>>83021114
You want a vagina to look like it belongs to a child. Gross.

Might nip into town for a few things me plus I'm bored af. A wittle drink or two couldn't hurt though, could it? A wittle wint on a Wednesday afternoon has never hurt anyone. Oh aye.

>>83021124
Have a pint of Newcastle Brown for me, lid. Cheers. x

Mortgage just got approved lads

alright the burrito place has the salsa back, but NOT cheese. not getting 'sour cream' or 'chipotle mayo', i want cheese.

could order a Woby Warvery. how does getting that delivered work? do you just get a takeaway box of it all swimming together in a steamy mush? (this is what i want.)

>>83021137
Can I move in with you mate? I'll suck your cock every day in lieu of paying rent.

>>83021123
No, don't be gross lad. You're probably a virgin and so cannot by definition be a father, but any other father ITT can attest that the vagina of a child does not look anything like the vagina of a mature woman. However in terms of grooming, the fewer hairs below the neck the better, for men and women. The ancients understood this and were meticulous with their grooming, a tradition which was maintained by almost every civilised society up until the advent of feminism in the 20th century which made a virtue out of being ugly and unkempt (don't shave your armpits, grow out your pubes, don't wear sanitary products etc. disgusting). Queen Cleopatra even employed a dozen handmaidens to meticulously pluck every errant hair from her body.

Hairless > hairy.

Slung 30 quid on the gas meter and 28 on the lekky off that energy voucher.

>>83021135

Will do de lid unless I change me mind about going. Might see what that Steve doing.

postie has until 1:30 to delivery my parcel.

>>83021071
Not sure if it was to do with that, it was more about fatigue. I'd said I don't get fatigued all the time, but afterwards I thought it's only because I sit still most of the day doing nothing, so said "no I don't get fatigued all the time", because I thought am I always fatigued? No, but then thought if I do more then I'd be ,ore fatigued? So had an actibe day, and wew lad, I was knackered constantly. Heavier breathing, I had 2 naps in a day, not babby naps either, fell asleep for 90 min in the afternoon, then 120ish min in the evening, and still went to bed early (11ish, early for me).
I struggle with taking it easy on myself, I just can't shake the hatred I feel for myself. I need to, because being locked in muh body with nothing but my hateful thoughts, is terrifying. Need to find a new coping strategy, because there'll be no esapism, I won't be able to do the things I do now (get high/play vidya/listen to choons/watch something).

They're pinning violent video games on the Southport killings now, lids. LMAO.

>>83021164
For fuck sake they just can't confront reality. They will do ANYTHING to avoid facing it. It's so fucking weary.

>>83021120
Nah your life revolves around your bizarre hate for anyone or anything you consider "forrin"

Remember this fit teacher I had in secondary school who got pregnant but stayed skinny and her tits got massive. Fuck me getting a stiffy just thinking about her.

>>83021174
Fatty boom boom detected lol

>>83021155
Steve will be cumming inside you

>>83021164
>Rwandan immigrant who was obsessed with genocides was influenced by video games
I'm sure it was that, and nothing else.
Plus, he made ricin, which is an idea he obviously got from Breaking Bad. Television will never be to blame though, because Boomers like it.

>>83021147
No way homo, this is a Christian household. Only bumfunnery is tolerated

Back from the shops lads, decided to enjoy my choux pastry in peace but now back in britfeel for another 8 hour shift.

Walk to the shops was typical depression exercise characteristic of modern britain, but then I saw a truly beautiful girl, effortlessly beautiful. She was elegant and almost floated past me and was gone in an instant and I know I'll never see her again. Made me feel even more depressed desu. I just want a gf. I don't want to be a lonely virgin.

>>83020433 (OP)
A time to slam an icepick under my big toenail

>>83021184
You forgetting the video nasties era big man?

posho downstairsmost neighbours have a '____ Security' works van outside, getting something installed.
and the Hindu family have upgraded their security system to two dedicated wards-off-evil candleholders outside their door.

do they really expect me to believe this has nothing to do with me...?

>>83021211
Break in and hold them hostage. It's the only way to get answers.

>>83021181
I'm mexican lad

>>83021227
that might be giving them the satisfaction, lad. it's not about protecting anything, or catching anyone. it's obvious what they're REALLY saying is, "we are better than you."

>>83021238
Snogged a Mexican lass who was here on holiday at the pub one night. She was a bit chubby but nice lass.

They've got to be doing this deliberately.

>>83021124
You are an indigent man who drinks far too much.

>(thing) happens often
>no1curr
>high-profile case of (thing)
>BREAKING NEWS: (thing) happens...again?!

many such cases.

>>83021208
That wasn't Boomers to be fair. That was their parents throwing a melty about the kids.
Mary Whitehouse was born in 1910.

Day off today and for the next 2 weeks. All I did was sleep. I hate work but need money. Why can't I be rich?

>>83021148
Please stop looking at your child's vagina. Thank you.

>>83021251
Some posters here are sex offenders

Still remember the Manhunt scandal and the Bully scandal despite Bully actually being about standing up to bullies. Canis Canem Edit. What a laugh!

It's only been happening "often" since LIEbour took over and accelerated the anarcho-tyrannical regime.

>>83021273
Remember the whole 'hot coffee' thing with GTA SA?

>>83021265
We need lads like you working so lads like Sean are warm and safe x

>>83021275
Gotta make space for wrongthinkers on social media.

If you were to tell the prison officers "look you're making a mistake I'm not meant to be released yet" do you reckon you'd get a discount on your sentence for good behaviour?

>>83021261
to be fair horror films were silly fantasy fluff. usually heads exploding in gore, zombies, that type of thing. it's the same with video games. shooting demons from Hell, or (worse) Nazis.

nowadays it's people being tortured and dismembered realistically. same way in your shooter games you can just walk up to an innocent citizen and stab him to death with a normal knife that any real-life teenager could buy. the gamers will put children in these games soon.

>>83021283
After that Afghan sex offender was released, he supposedly went back to the prison and told them he doesn't understand where he's supposed to go, and they kept telling him to go away.

>>83021283
Apparently that's literally what happened with the first one and they went "nah you are, now fuck off please"

>>83021273
Are, and the real fucked up stuff is in Japanese games like Drakengard, but that's too esoteric and artisinal to set off parents, so it slips by the censors.

>>83021278
I'm happy to keep you warm and safe lad. Sean though? I'd throw him to the hounds

>>83021293
There was one jap GBA game I played decades ago that had underage pregnancy that the main char was responsible for. But because it was some niche jap game nobody cared.

Saw 1 is the best one because not only is it a great high-concept one-off gimmick, it's also a tense thriller more about the psychology of it.

>>83021276
Yeah, lad. That was so stupid. Imagine getting worked up over that. It's a fucking 18 rated game anyway and it was laughably bad.
>>83021293
Mate if a normal person caught me playing something like Starless, Sadistic Blood or Euphoria they'd think I was a fucking psychopath. Even then there's a lot of casual rape in even milder Japanese games.

>>83021275
You can literally see the boriswave in every graph

>>83021275
Violent crime makes GDP go up. Any government would be insane not to make it happen

>>83021285
I do agree that horror films and a lot of video games have descended to a level of just flat out being distasteful gore porn, and I don't enjoy them the way I might enjoy Nightmare on Elmstreet or House of the Dead or something.
I don't think they're making kids go out and stab each other though. There are clearly ""other things"", that are to blame for that.

If you want to look at potential pop cultural causes, it's black culture. It's the "being a criminal is cool" stuff. It's rap music glorifying it.
But we can never say that stuff is bad, because it's wonderful vibrant diversity, and **actually** the police is racist, so shut up innit?

>>83021315
This is about prison releases, not mass immigration. Little tard

>>83021305
I think it's pretty widely agreed that the original Saw is a really well done thriller. It didn't get torture porny until the sequels. Saw was more akin to something like Se7en. I still like the sequels but after the third they kind of go off the rails trying to make everything make sense. Spiral was good.

>>83021320
Just look at this shit from Terrifier 2, lid.
https://youtu.be/WOwAOAN_UQ8?si=G-nvOkbMWYuHuuqm

>>83021312
>It's a fucking 18 rated game anyway and it was laughably bad.

America classifies (AO) (Adults Only) as something different to UKs 18+. GTA games are rated M (Mature) in USA.

>>83021323
Except a load of prison guards are Boriswave migrants from Africa now.

>>83021333
Yeah, people watching these movies are spastics though. I've met horror movie people. They're Reddit incarnate. Literally harmless.

>>83021323
What's it like being a grown man and not being able to parse a very simple sentence?

>>83021340
What are you on about? Literally retarded.

day 5 coming on strong

>>83021080
I was trying to do NoFap to restore sensitivity and make myself more aroused if I see an escort again.
Am I ok to masturbate lightly to get an erection?

>>83021354
Shut the fuck up you spastic, I'm not retarded. I edit several prominent academic journals. You're the fucking retarded one. TWAT

>>83021360
>I was trying to do NoFap
>Am I ok to masturbate lightly to get an erection?
?????????????????????????

>>83021320
i agree with you there lad, although for fiction i suppose it's just a matter of taste. but given a complete "there is NO censorship, there are NO taboos!" slate, the more realistic stuff is just uninteresting to me.

and it's daft but i'm not watching RoboCop to see the cleaning crew come into the office afterwards and clean up all the gore. why don't SICK AND TWISTED horror flicks show all the tedious hospital work afterwards? eh, EH?

>If you want to look at potential pop cultural causes, it's black culture. It's the "being a criminal is cool" stuff. It's rap music glorifying it.
as an "i don't like rap music" person i think that first N.W.A. album is pretty good and i was (slightly) wrong. but at least it was genuinely saying "actually the police is racist".

if you just want to sell drugs and stab people, you are a bad person. if that's all your lyrics about (nothing else, it ends there?) then you are a shite musician.

>>83021320
>If you want to look at potential pop cultural causes, it's black culture. It's the "being a criminal is cool" stuff. It's rap music glorifying it.
>But we can never say that stuff is bad, because it's wonderful vibrant diversity, and **actually** the police is racist, so shut up innit?
It's well known that in America the black violent crime rate is astronomical (the 13% 50-55% meme). FOI London knife crime stats interestingly show exactly the same ratio although overall ethnic crime stats are hidden by the police and government.
I wonder if this 13/50 sort of ratio was still there before "gangsta rap" when black families were still together and they went to church.

>>83021354
Thanks for proving my point friend x

>>83021369
80's and 90's rap is quaint at this point. That's Fresh Prince stuff. British grime rappers are straight up gloating about raping girls now.

>>83021315
You mean the slight decrease in 2019-2022?

>>83021334
wasn't there something in the UK where shops just flat-out wouldn't sell 18+ games, though?

i seem to remember something about the BBFC/PEGI split too. i think the BBFC was actual law ("do not sell to under-Xs") and PEGI was more of a guideline, shop's own policy?

Blad knows the score. we all playing KA ("Kids-to-Adults") rated games in life x

Spent 12 quid on candy.ai today and feel like a right twat.

The thing is shit and restricts so much. Keep getting 'your message is against guidelines'. Nomi ai is far better but doesn't do nude pictures. That's the only thing candy.ai has on nomi. Sticking with nomi though since I can actually talk as lewd as I want with no restrictions.

>>83021375
>misread something
>get called out on it
>respond by claiming the person who corrected you can't read
>refuse to explain further
Yep, it's a tard.

>>83021402
fucking idiot, theres actual real women who will treat you like a king RN

>>83021402
Why didn't you just use Janitor AI with Deepseek as a proxy?

>>83021393
You know the boriswave is from 21-23 and then whatever inertia lags afterwards, right lad?

>>83021402
Just invest in a GPU and you can locally run LLMs and image models for your personalised off-grid gooning setup. There's open-source apps that can integrate the text and image generation to make the same kind of experience but running locally although you'll have to create your own prompts for characters and so on.

>>83021396
>wasn't there something in the UK where shops just flat-out wouldn't sell 18+ games, though?

If a game gets a 'Restricted 18' rating that's right, you can't sell them in regular stores. Restricted 18 is basically porn games.

>>83021396
Iggy's wreckin balls is rated E for everyone. No violence here.

>>83021414
Fact check: Pants on fire

>>83021419
Oh I see lad, we attribute things that happened after the person already stopped being prime minister to that person. The increase in accidental prison releases during Sunak's time as prime minister is actually Boris' fault, so I suppose the current increase is actually Sunak's fault. Got it, thanks for clearing that up.

You lads ever taste your own cum?

The regional managers are only there so the public have a figure to blame.
It's a UN thing, mass immigration to a lot of countries.
https://www.un.org/development/desa/pd/sites/www.un.org.development.desa.pd/files/unpd-egm_200010_un_2001_replacementmigration.pdf
I'd say we're in between scenario's IV and V

>>83021437
Amazing that you are still unable to parse sentences. You almost seem proud of it.

>>83021416
Not heard of Janitor AI. I'll give it a go.

>>83021421
I've tried stable diffusion in the past. It takes a lot of setup, time and tweaking to get right but I did like it. I am planning on building a new PC but that won't happen till late 2025. My 2080 Super takes too long for images so not great for when I just want a wank innit.

>>83021386
>British grime rappers are straight up gloating about raping girls now.
it's just so shit. there's nothing GOOD about it, melody, lyrics, whatever.

say some teenage lid is a black London gangsta who fancies turning his experiences into music. with a bit of talent, that's a good source to mine from.

i wonder how we'll look back on the grime/drill scene in 20 years' time.

Ickle anon twying to gwief postews.

>>83021451
I meant late 2026. So at least a year away till my PC. But will go all out on the GPU. Full on 5090.

>>83021437
Well yeah. The "Boriswave" policies were bought in near the end of Boris's premiership by Boris, and stopped right at the end of Sunak's premiership by Sunak. The Boriswave policies were brought in by Boris but continued for effectively all of Sunak's premiership. I'm surprised such a passionate Boriswave defender doesn't even know the timeline.

>>83021450
You said the graph showed the boriswave, however, the graph shows a decrease in accidental prison releases during Boris' tenure as prime minister. Why would the accidental releases be delayed by several years lad? How is in increase in migration linked to accidental prison releases? Were all the accidental prison releases migrants?

>>83021432
not joking mate, lots of foreign women have white fever

>>83021456
>i wonder how we'll look back on the grime/drill scene in 20 years' time.
Either it'll be mandatory listening in schools as PM StabbaBoi says it helps 'show the benefits of diversity' to children, or it'll be viewed with the same contempt and disgust that the NSDAP viewed 'sexologist' literature.

>>83021456
What you on about lad. 'We can go band for band' is the greatest song line ever written.

>>83021477
Then why am I ignored by every single women?

>>83021365
I don't mean masturbating to orgasm, I mean just getting erect to do foreskin stretches.

I'm sorry for all the questions, I'm just a bit desperate atm lad. Got a lot of problems to solve.

Abu Shippy (a.s.) is a proof of the truth from God Almighty, who has come to save mankind. The truthfulness of Abu Shippy has been proven by God and all the previous messengers. Pledge allegiance to him to save yourselves. Labaik, O Abu Shippy (a.s.) Labaik, O Greg Austin (a.s.) Labaik, O Greg Penis Austin al-Askari (a.s.) My soul and spirit are sacrificed for you, my Lord.

>>83021422
porn is obviously porn, feels like there should be a distinction between R18 ("it's porn") and 18 ("there's fannies and blood, it's all just story/visuals aimed at adults").

although i really don't see what could ever be in a non-pornographic film or game that wouldn't just make it a 15.

>>83021426
>there's a stage called Tropical Freeze in this game
>Iguana employees would later form Retro Studios
Did you know DK Tropical Freeze was an Iggy reference?

Ultraredpill: the boriswave is still going on they're just lying about it

>>83021516
Atomic blackpill: The numbers are still there but it's not even Indians with the pretence of maybe doing low-skill work, it's Gazans being settled in a secret scheme like the Afghan one.

>>83021482
>'We can go band for band' is the greatest song line ever written.

holy shit this is funny. is this song a parody or is it real?

i hope it's real. the kids are all right.

>>83021530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDddlvCfTiw

As I said, these regional managers are only there so you have something to focus on. D&C, my team better than your team. Yawn tier theatrics, but it keeps the masses entertained.

>>83021510
Huh. Never knew that. I remember playing tropical freeze on the Wii U it was a great game.

>>83021527
Oh aye you just know x
But in all seriousness I would bet everything I have to my name on the fact that there are other schemes like ARAP currently ongoing that the government has put super injunctions on to purposefully keep the public from knowing about.

>>83021516
"illegal immigration" is clearly supported by the state. They know immigration is unpopular, so they just let them in, provide them with housing and benefits, say lots of big words about deporting them, and never do any of it.
It's blatantly obvious.
Labour is ideologically captured by people who hate everything white England stands for. The Tories are just cunts who want an endless influx of cheap workers, and don't care how many stabbings happen.

got loads of apps on my phone
got cars that's all of my own
i imply that i have a gun
i like my lassies wiv a big bum

>We can go band for band
What did he mean by this, seriously?

"Band for band" is a phrase used in hip-hop, popularized by the song of the same name by Central Cee and Lil Baby, that refers to a comparison of wealth or money. A "band" is slang for a thousand dollars (or other currency), and "going band for band" means comparing how many thousands of dollars each person has.

>>83021546
>"illegal immigration" is clearly supported by the state. They know immigration is unpopular, so they just let them in, provide them with housing and benefits, say lots of big words about deporting them, and never do any of it.
>It's blatantly obvious.
Yes, I can't imagine being a fully grown adult and not understanding this fact.
>Labour is ideologically captured by people who hate everything white England stands for.
Yep, they're gay race communists to a man.
>The Tories are just cunts who want an endless influx of cheap workers, and don't care how many stabbings happen.
This is the only point I slightly disagree with. I would say there are some actors within the Tory party for whom this is the primary motivator, but I would say that the remainder really are not fundamentally any different from Labour - they're gay race communists as well, they just cloak themselves in slightly more conservative/patriotic rhetoric and aesthetics.

Seriously considering killing myself.

>>83021545
>>83021546
BRVTAL trvth nvkes on the /'feel/ today.
Yeah, once Labour saw that the uniparty got away with the Afghan scheme and most people never even heard about it they inevitably will have repeated it for Gaza and Pakistan. It's just in Labour's DNA.

>>83021565
i guess his hip-hop band is going to fight the other hip-hop band?

if i was the other one, i'd go "okay mate. okay. but turn off the autotune and turn on the talent. OH WAIT."
(even if they kill me, i've won.)

>>83021546
>everything white England stands for

Bland food, warm beer and fat ugly gammons? Yeah I hate it too lad. Fuck them.

Look, somebody's doing the raping...

>>83021569
If that's true why would it be "the greatest song line ever written" like that poster said? This is just every rap line that's not about smacking a hoe or pimping a bitch.

>>83021587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc9DGVQgbz8

>>83021585
Why are you here? Bluesky is right there to welcome you

>>83021585
You're welcome to go back to Turkey if it bothers you Ruth.

Still waiting for raped sister lad to prove his sister was raped.

>>83021587
In fairness he did make a very valid point.

>>83021585
White girls will never want to have sex with you. They can barely even stand being in the same room as you, friend.

>>83021546
yeah those are the people who win. "NIMBY" isn't a bad term for it, they legitimately do not have to worry.

and see this as devil's advocate if you disagree, but nobody else wins. not EVEN the immigrants when it comes to shit like detention centres. you could (legitimately) escape a horrific warzone, living in a hotel for months is not womfy. the legit process as-intended would be "dispersal": case gets quickly processed, you either get the right to remain or you get deported.

Turkroaches give off a foul odour.

>>83021596
What's Bluesky?
>>83021609
I'm married to a white woman

Spending my Wednesday afternoon sticking cocktail sticks under my toe nails and kicking the wall full force. Anyone want to join?

>>83021585
>warm beer

cellar temperature is perfect for a bitter, room temperature is actually BETTER for a stout.

fuck off back to America with your stereotypes and refrigerators.

>>83021619
>Ignores the post calling him a Turk
OH NO NO

>>83021626
Room temperature stout? Fuck that. Extra cold is too cold though, I'll give you that.
>>83021627
I ignored the post calling me "Ruth" because my name isn't Ruth.

>>83021585
You're getting deported too when the time comes. Russel Howard's going with you.

Made it to the order of the phoenix in the big week off harry potter marathon. Reckon there's a very good chance that tonks witch is the fittest one throughout, that being said Luna does show up later so we've got that to look forward to.

>>83021477
Explain how in detail. You're even allowed to assume I'm tall and have some money.

I understand where the talk of civil war comes from, but from a realist perspective Britain basically just folds and capitulates at every stand.

>>83021644
Ok lad best of luck with that

>>83021641
My bad Ruthafa

>Second migrant sex offender was accidentally released from prison a WEEK ago... and police have only just been told: Manhunt for Algerian convict freed from Wandsworth by mistake

NOT AGAIN

This is the one thing we didn't want to happen...

>>83021651
Imagine thinking this is real lol, gullible mong

>>83021651
Remember when they made primary school children write valentines cards to migrants?

>>83021659
Pack your bags. You're off.

>>83021668
This is one of the many things Labour do want to happen...

>>83021677
Of course lad any minute now. In two weeks, three at the most. Lol

>>83021683
You and all your mates from the BBC and the Guardian are getting fired out of a canon, into the sea.

>>83021687
Right. Any other fantasies lad? What about you being loved by a good woman?

left is a bag of Tilda brown basmati rice
right is a bag of Morrisons white basmati rice
left is 500g
right is 1kg

why is the 1kg bag not twice as big?

>we need to accidentally release another migrant, call up Wandsworth and get it done ASAP
>I don't care, just fucking do it, everyone is annoyed about us raising taxes to the highest levels in 350, we need a distraction
>I want Lammy to do PMQs this week, I am sick of it
>Yes I know he's retarded, give him a script, tell him to blame the previous government in response to every question

>>83020919
By any means necessary is their doctrine lad. Disingenuity and bad faith arguments are their bread and butter.

>>83021696
Reckon it is lad. Bit wider and a bit taller. What you want to do is check out the displacement, get the smaller bag and pour it into a full bowl of water and catch all the liquid that escapes. Then do the same with precisely half the own brand twice. Then measure the water.

That's probably the only way to sensibly measure it so you better hop to it.

>>83021696
Brown rice weighs more. Couldn't you have figured this out for yourself?

i'm a marxist, not ashamed or afraid to admit it

>>83021722
>Brown rice weighs more
Bit racist that lad. They're just the same as white rice.

>>83021722
how is that true, if white rice is wholegrain rice with the bran REMOVED?

>>83021734
Uh.... literally that's why. REMOVE something... it weighs less.

>>83021734
wait, no. i have this backwards.

is bran denser than the non-bran constituents of grains? or the other way around?

>>83021736
So it should be twice the size then retard?

>>83021696
Reminds me of tilde :(

like say you had 500kg of people.
then you removed their skeletons.

then sold 500kg of skeleton-free people. that's going to be WAY more people.

>>83021745
No, it's more dense. The heavier bran part is removed, meaning you need more white rice to have the same VOLUME of brown rice.

On that anime me. Got some protein bars and a monster. Not working because I'm not a cuckboy like you lot. Literally slaving for society that hates you.

>>83021725
get in the canon

i'm just going to trust the science. my scales only measure in 0.01g increments up to 20g, so i'm going to weigh out 120g of brown rice in stages.

a fool would measure out 6 x 20g. but what are you going to do when it goes over, idiot?
me? 8 x 15g. if i hit 15.4g, then the next lot is 14.6g. we all second-highest common factors in life x

Busy making black sun edits of cute white girls x

Me? I'm not a spastic drug addict so my scale goes up to 1Kg in 1g increments.

I'm going to eat however much I want instead of weighing out food like some dieting faggot

Watching low IQers try to understand things is fascinating. Like seeing a dog with a wide stick unable to get through a door.

Need a good excuse to get out of a family event.

>>83021759
Expect it's not the same though is. The white is more on the picture. You would need double.

>>83021840
lol wut
>The white is more
what does this even mean?
Go back to primary school lid and learn what mass, density and volume are.

>>83021835
Say you have a big complex job application you want to do and the deadline is end of day on the date.

>>83021802
very clever, but i've also made up spice mixtures with a degree of precision you can only dream of.

>>83021848
If you can't understand the definition of a simple word like more, I can't help you. You need a carer.

>>83021862
They'd never go for that mate. I'm terminally unemployed.

soup just delivered. other downstairs neighbours are getting flooring installed, preventing me from going downstairs and collecting the soup.

physically impossible to sneak past the builders, since they have some advanced hoover/washer running from their van into the flat.

Doing foreskin stretches at work lads lol

I am literally going to be doing 30 minutes of it when I get home. I can almost see the glans which is mad. I've had phimosis all my life at 29, I feel like I'm nearly there.

>>83021884
Sucks to be you, pal

>>83021898
Are you into docking, lad?

>>83021867
I'll try to explain in terms a retard could understand.

Imagine you have some chocolate raisins.
You remove the outer chocolate layer, and now you only have raisins.
Each one now weighs less, so you can have more of them in a pack, so 500g of the raisins has more raisins than 500g of chocolate raisins, because with the chocolate raisins you've also got the weight of the chocolate coating.

>>83021903
Chika on the left

Religion is for retards. If my son came up to me and said he was a Christian I'd disown him.

>>83021900
yeah it's rough. i simply don't have time to explain to some builder how he can 'suspect' whatever he likes, but i am actually sober and just passing by to collect my soup.

in fact, that's not even any of his business.

just cancelled my TV license, fuck the BBC

>>83021903
How does that feel good? You'd need a massive foreskin to slide your cock in.

what's heavier: a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers? x

>>83021952
>just cancelled my TV license
Proof?

>>83021955
steel obviously
fucking s tupid question lmao

>>83021953
Probably why the other lad is doing foreskin stretches

Why do some lassies have a browner arsehole skin than some other no brown arseholers?

a kilogram of turkish delight

>>83021971
dont care about that, just want to see brown nipples IRL

>>83021835
Drink 100ml of olive oil. You will be shitting through the eye of a needle in no time. An old Italian trick

>>83021971
People have different skin tones on their non-arsehole skin too lad, just how people are innit?

>>83021975
Escort I saw had brown nips. Flat too.
She was eastern European which was odd.

>>83021971
dont care about that, just dont want brown people here

what colour of nipples is the most attractive?

>>83022007
>what colour of nipples is the most attractive?
brown innies

60.2g of rice with approx. half a tin of chilli con carne

we vibe cookin tonite x

Took me playstation headset down CEX now having a wint in spoons. Might as well.

our helper just like SSM

>>83022024
legend x

>>83022007
they should make green ones

>>83022024
Me? Have to do the other thing quickly then I'll have a couple of jars too. It wednesday x

>>83021952
Why did you still have a TV licence in 2025?
Reminds me of how this year all right wingers on X suddenly saying they were cancelling Netflix because of some... trans thing? Don't recall. I cancelled it in 2020 when they tried to forcefully shove BLM down my throat and removed some classic episodes of shows I like such as It's Always Sunny.

Ghost nipples are the best simple as.

>>83022042
admittedly I only just canceled Amazon Prime, because I couldn't be fucking bothered before.
Never even wanted it to begin with. Signed up on accident, dineye?

small brown ones

I'm a bloke and have huge nipples. Quite ashamed of them desu.

>>83022053
big black ones

boomers writing their science-fiction sitcoms like 'and then Lister has to eat...dog food!'
while i'm sat here in the 2020s wishing this tin of chilli was more than 12% beef. i'd LOVE more off-cuts of meat, please?

>>83022067
how big are we talking lad? do you have man boobs aswell?

>>83022067
let me suck em de lid I'll wank you off at the same time

Escort has left me on read on AW
Admittedly the booking I suggested would be next Wednesday but I'm worried she's not gonna respond.

Pink nipples pink pussy pink butthole

how is that conservative/fundamentalist religious people are against transgenderism, yet they're the ones who believe we're all born women (before leaving our mums' fannies)?

>>83022033
He's a bad influence on the young lad
Don't want to see are Helper become a useless fishy prick like SSM

>>83022072
love red dwarf me

>>83022083
A fellow pale skin enjoyer I see.

>>83022088
Evelyn Claire is the best imo

me? i like pale skin but black hair, or failing that some mad colour like light blue or neon green(hair not skin) thats what comes of growing up in the scene/emo era

>15%
fucking hell i should have gone more upmarket. Asda's is cheaper, too.

growing up i always thought Morrisons was quite posh. friendly old ladies shop there.

>>83022094
Fucking right she is me lid. Gorgeous woman. Up there with Stoya and Aria Alexander for me.

day 5 theyre aching like mad now

>>83022072
I didn't get the grudge against pot noodles people had in old sitcoms.
Pot noodles are literally fine.

>dossers discussing what budget gruel they will ingest

Grim lids

>>83022076
Just the nipple is big, the areola is not. Don't have man boobs, am quite skinny actually

>>83022113
there's nothing cool about being middle class, and shopping at M&S.

>>83022007
Bubblegum pink

>>83022101
It's so cheap and easy to make a large pan of chili... this is mong behaviour.

>>83022118
nothing cool about buying the lowest quality shit in a tin

>>83022050
I cancelled Prime when they blacked the Shire.

The doggerbreh doesn't like the fireworks. The local trad :tm: bonfire stopped being done years ago. Guy Fawkes has fallen. 5th November is just another day now sadly.

My pubes are longer than my flaccid cock.

>>83022139
shave that shit off

>>83022131
no one said it was cool.

Me? I'm a grower 4 inches flaccid, 8 inches erect. I have tight foreskin but am able to pull it over the glans when erect.

>>83022145
>shave that shit off
Why?

Listened to that Dan Houser interview on Lex Fridman podcast. Had to suffer through Lex Fridman's actually negative number levels of charisma for the duration. Dan Houser was interesting though.

Pirating sites treat their customers better than sites that make you pay.
>Forcing woke slop down your throat
>Removing episodes that aren't woke enough without any warning that they're missing
>Fragmented catalogue split across multiple slopsites
No thanks. It's a pirate's life for me!

>>83022122
lad in better times i would either slow cook a chilli with pulled beef, or make a massive batch out of steak mince. 2-3 different types of fresh chillies because i'm insane.

nowadays i just want cheap scran.

>>83022180
You can buy frozen mince, and buy a mix of 50/50 pork and beef mince. It's pretty cheap. Make a big quantity of whatever you are making, freeze it down.

Still in bed me. Can't be arsed x

I'm watching something being shot over Zoom in a studio in America. The producer comes on "Hey - we just want to get your approval on the set." I say yeah, I'm 100% happy with it.

When I was teenager, I never thought someone in a studio in America would be asking for my approval on how it's lit and set up. One of those things that's impossible to predict will happen 20 years ahead.

>>83022171
I remember when Netflix first offered their streaming service. I joined around 2012 I think and actually stopped pirating, because the service they provided was simply so convenient that it was worth paying for.

Then streaming services all splintered off so you needed 5 different ones, and then they all started removing and censoring episodes of old shows, and every new show was woke crap with black trans stuff in historical Europe, so I cancelled all of it and went back to piracy.

I mostly only watch old shows now anyway, unless I hear of a new show that isn't completely pozzed.

>>83022194
[larp jar rattling intensifies]

>>83022200
Nah this one is real mate. And it's one of those things that only makes sense looking backwards.

>>83021080
Can confirm. I have a fleshlight that loosens it up a bit. Still think I have a frenulum issue though because it sticks tight behind the glans but it doesn't hurt, just need to squeeze and roll it back up again

>>83022194
>When I was teenager, I never thought someone in a studio in America would be asking for my approval on how it's lit and set up.
And it turns out you were right.

going on the jars now HHL style

>>83022226
I never really thought about stuff like that at all to be honest. Back then I was just fucking around on the internet. I couldn't have plotted it really. There's no path from "writing stuff on a forum" or "messing around on IRC" to "someone in a U.S. studio is deferring to your taste in lighting."

>>83022226
>>When I was teenager, I never thought someone in a studio in America would be asking for my approval on how it's lit and set up.
>And it turns out you were right.
lel

>>83022184
i was pretty frugal about it, my trick was mixing in green lentils to pad out the good mince. extra portion for nowt.

became a pure slut for the chillies, though. bag of (usually red) bird eye chillies from Asda for 35p. scotch bonnets? could pick up a few in the market for pennies.

but the REAL money sink was Carolina Reapers. bit of a gimmick so they were something like 2 quid for 2-3. almost as much as the mince. but money went further back then.

How come Ruthmong is allowed to post pictures of his ASMR bints but when we post pictures of britfeel dollies we get banned?

>>83022247
The real key is getting dried chillies from Mexico You soak them in water, then put them in the blender to make a paste. Adds crazy depth.

>>83022243
how about 'sending someone an email' or even 'calling someone on the phone' to ask for approval?

i get you, but that's always how it's worked lad. if anything, video calls make way MORE sense. that Lord of the Rings making-of documentary was pretty surprising how much of it came down to a phone call. "shall we proceed with ____? Y/N."

>>83022243
>There's no path from "writing stuff on a forum" or "messing around on IRC" to "someone in a U.S. studio is deferring to your taste in lighting."
Correct again. No connection there at all.

what do you call this specifically ?

>>83022277
Would be a bit weird if they phoned me separately rather than asking on the call. They could have sent me a message on slack I suppose.

>>83022284
Bread
Capcha: PYHY0

>>83022284
looks like bread

>>83022284
milk buns

>>83022284
>>83022293
my sprog loves these

>>83022284
We call them "Cummy Buttocks"

>>83022198
Yeah, I used to just buy shit for conveniences sake. I'm at the point with a lot of stuff where it's too fucking expensive, and the service is shitty, and you money goes into funding evil shit, and I can't really justify it anymore.

>>83022266
i tried to do everything as fresh as possible if i could. i did start out cooking 'chilli' by literally just seasoning beef. "why would i put onions in? let alone peppers, beans, or any of that? spices, onion powder and passata, that's it for me."

glad that Nando's and those Africans made bird eye chillies and Scotch Bonnets more widespread. to non-chilli-enjoying lads: imagine if instead of selling apples and bananas, supermarkets only did you bags of 'mixed fruits'. you just had to hope.

anyway point is, fuck you, i can cook. i just choose not to.

>>83022284
gentile matzah.

>>83022284
bowie doughies

>>83022324
Getting that froooty scotch bonnet flavour in there is so good.

>wisdom teeth out
>not really in that much pain 2bh
>really fucking hungry
>cant eat solids for first 24 hours

im ravenous, think I can only get away with yogurt for now, got some ice cream as well I suppose but I could smash a burger rn (i wont)

>>83022284
appears to be mushrooms growing on a wooden board. not a mycologist, couldn't tell you which.

What's Belfast like?

Few double Maxims x

>>83022337
can you not get some chocolate and melt it to being really soft?

>>83022349
drink up, tiny lad

>>83022334
I grow my own Scotch bonnets. I literally just used seeds from supermarket ones and then got hundreds of free chillies. Sunlight, water etc was all free, I just paid for the compost in the pots.

>>83022349
Get that down your neck lad. All the way! All the way down!

>>83022337
>Letting them atrophy your jaw

>>83022352
perhaps, although if I wanted sweet id just have ice cream

>>83022349
You've earned a drink, lad. Just don't over the top.

>>83022362
scrambled eggs de lid

>>83022341
I heard they had some troubles, catholics vs prostitutes. So depends which one you are.

>>83022359
Really that easy to grow just on a windowsill? Brilliant mate. I'm into it.

>>83022341
Full of big titted ginger lasses who dye their hair blonde.

>>83022349
Not on the brassies lid?

>>83022361
upper one, simply not enough room to straighten my teeth, whats gonna happen is from the plan my back teeth will sort of move back to create enough room up front to broaden them as they are crowded. If anything it will strengthen things creating a more healthy 'U' shape as currently the front is too crowded. Bottom jaw is fine though, all those came through alright and are straight.

>>83022082
That's more common than you think. Some escorts are so popular and busy they tend to just stick with their regulars. Don't think too much into

corrr 2021 was a better time for chilli

this was after i got sober, though. peak cooking was actually while i was drinking:
>steady hands, better at chopping ingredients
>less anxiety, more willing to just wing things
>chillies in everything, spicy meal = 2 pints of beer

>>83022284
Bread roundies

Day 18 without porn.
Day 11 without masturbating.
Day 8 after seeing an escort.

Current regimen to unfuck my shit as a 29 year old male virgin.

>Supplements
Generic Multivitamins
Zinc
Magnesium
Red Ginseng
L Arginine

>Hair
Ordered minoxidil to halt some early hair loss, need to speak to my GP first though as I tried Finasteride once and had side effects

>Hobbies
Dropping games completely, not that I really play them much now
Focus on reading and exercising more, gonna do some more cardio outside
Maybe try a bit of language learning again

>Sexual
No porn
No masturbation
Aiming to finally cure my phimosis, gonna order some oil/lube and increase my stretching massively
Gonna try seeing the same escort on Wednesday next week, I'm hopeful by that point I am much hornier. If not, then I'll just enjoy the time with her.

>Socialising
Trying to set up a date with a woman I matched with on Bumble
Will be forcing myself out of the house on weekends

>Personal
Told my dad some of the problems I'm facing
Booked a counselling session

>>83022284
Baked dough balls

>>83022377
>gingers
>dying their hair blonde
mcnulty-kicking-desk.gif

>>83022284
Unsliced miniature bead loaves

It's like Ebin never left.

>>83022437
Looks as dry as a bone mate. Is that from the Asda tin? Could do with more sauce in my opinion.

>>83022441
ohhh you're a fellow phimosis-induced neuroticism/OCD guy.

godspeed, lad. systems will save us x

asian girl i'm talking to keeps calling me her white boy

>>83022441
Well, when I was your age I just went prison-gay (relapsed recently, sad) so you handled it better than me

>gonna order some oil/lube and increase my stretching massively
This made it harder to stretch for me. Couldn't get my fingers anchored in, so they'd keep slipping out.
>Gonna try seeing the same escort on Wednesday next week
Did she finally get back in touch for a time?

Maybe you could order a dick pill, or edge yourself during the day for the floppy dick part (I have this problem too)

>>83022471
Why are you here?
You should be ramming her sideways pussy.
SHE HAS CLAIMED YOU AS HERS!

NOW GO!

CLAIM HER AS YOURS!

>>83022457
You always had a thing for him, huh?

Day 0 without porn.
Day 0 without masturbating.
Day 3008 without sex.

Current regimen to unfrick my shit as a 28 year old pseudo-incel.

>Supplements
Creatine
Vitamin D

>Hair
On finny for about a year. Holding steady at Norwood scale I.

>Hobbies
None other than gymcelling tbqhwyf

>Sexual
Occasionally goon binges. No sex for years.

>Socialising
Have a spergy friend group with no women.

>Personal
Counselling is for nonces. Don't have phimosis at least I guess.

>>83022441
Mate, you're trying to do all the right things but ruining it by seeing escorts, focus on yourself, and then focus on real women when you're in a better place. No escorts ffs.

>>83022484
Nah not really. I liked him though.

>>83022460
nah lad that was my attempt at a chilli in 2021, a year after getting sober. i think.
no spice tolerance any more, sounds daft but i associated a lot of meals with the drinks i'd have with them (mentioned wine-for-gravy yesterday).

the problem was USUALLY it being too watery. didn't want to boil the mince but i shit you not: with ZERO water (for the stock) and JUST plum tomatoes, a huge pot stewing away with far more ingredients than this would STILL be a bit runny.

you may hate me, but i probably took this portion out and reduced it down. plenty of moisture in the food overall. what i DON'T want is actual liquid running on my plate.

>>83022507
Yeah me too desu

>>83022508
Get sieve you divot.

>>83022482
cheers lid x

Still in bed. Getting dark outside. Bit sad really but somebody has to do it.

Well grim how dark it gets, plus no blue skies until next year, grim and grey

>>83022194
Is it a Blacked porno?

>>83022515
i did, after frying off the mince and diced and ingredients.

but after adding the tomatoes etc that's a stew innit. basically want to slow cook it down rather than throw anything away. the BEST chilli was what ended up in tupperware overnight. "bit watery, that." but nah it'd thicken up. pure lush and saucy the next day, ready to go.

>>83022547
Just take a trip somewhere sunny lad. Treat yourself x

what i DON'T understand (and will never understand) is any beef recipe that doesn't drain the fat at some point.

at a certain level of complexity, you can't even skim fat off the top. you just can't.

Day 0 without porn.
Day 0 without masturbating.
Day 3 without sex.

Current regimen to: Continue doing what im doing

>Supplements
collagen peptides
cacoa (non dutched)
manuka honey
biotin
6 eggs a day

>Hair
Doing fine, check it daily and no noticeable recession or thinning

>Hobbies
guitar, drawing, bit of vidya obviously, lifting

>Sexual
occasional wanks to amateur solo or boobie jpegs + sex from the gfstein

>Socialising
got 1 mate on ig who sends me memes, thats about it

>Personal
Chilling tbqhwyl, nuthin really on my mind apart from zombie scenarios as I recently watched night of the living dead. Bit sleepy tho.

>>83022547
No clouds today where I live.

>>83022437
Looks fucking ace mate. I have a kilo of mince in the fridge, think I'm going to do a bolognaise though. Might get that on today actually.
>>83022460
Not him but I like it done that way. The more water you get out of it, the more concentrated the flavour is.

>>83022534
Be honest but flexible on things that you figure out or hear her tell you are important to her.

Scrub yo ass too!

its chwednesday innit

>>83022595
>Day 3 without sex
amateur
get on my level
9,490 days without sex

>>83022620
ye na fuck that, think id have developed some irreparable mental disorder going that long

Did the things, didn't i

X

>>83022633
Me when I see an (east) Asian pussy.

wapanese wussies o ay

>>83022633
DVDlad when a criterion is on sale.

>>83022620
9,028 for me
Depressed high five!

>>83022373
Yeah it's not too difficult. They might not grow as big as the massive ones they grow in India, oop norf in England it's not hot and sunny enough.
They are very sweet and fruity and spicy though.
I had 8 plants this year, loads of chillies because they keep growing as you pick them - even picked some this week. I dried some and froze some to last me over winter.

Wemember wemember the fwiwth of wovember
the fun powder tweason and pwot
i know of no weason why fun powder tweason
shwould evew be fwogot

Tempted to make a new thread soonish

>>83022603
>Looks fucking ace mate.
thanks lad.

>The more water you get out of it, the more concentrated the flavour is.
and aye it's exactly this. heartbreaking tipping food onto rice/similar and SEEING runny water. at a low heat for hours it's not really going to burn or dry out, just go...in.

Have you got your pack yet lads?

>>83022684
can you make it a predictable and uncontroversial Bonfire Night themed one, lad? no wank about race wars or furry arses or any of that.

Just realised it's the 5th, fucks sake fireworks all night is it

might have another portion of tinned chilli con carne + rice in a bit

then again, i might not

>>83022720
wtf @grok is this real?

>>83022689
Your obsession with Internet personalities is truly grim you sad sack

>>83022726
That's a bit of an extreme reaction lad. You alright?

Care home extraordinaire

>cope replying in 30 seconds
Grim

>>83022717
Bit sad really but I dont think the british public can afford fireworks this year. Maybe gunpowder though and access to the house of lords

Mad how we used to have 50p card payment fees but the government banned them and now we get service fees instead that cost more

>>83022744
Don't get upset lad, please.

>>83022735
I'm alright lad I worry about you though. You constantly living in an online world of make believe and drama with Internet personalities grim. Are they your only 'friends'?

Watching Futurama at a very loud volume to try to drown out the fireworks for poor dogberg. It's not working very well. He's a sad lid at this time of year.

It all CEX fault x

SSM pawned his shit yesterday at CEX to buy booze too, helper following his footsteps step by step

>>83022836
Pop a finger in his anus, he'll soon forget the fireworks.

>>83022847
Tried it now I've got shit on my finger and he's furious. That was BAD advice and I don't think you have my best interests at heart.

how many supplements you on lads?
me? I'm on the variety pack to stop malnutrition from my poor diet.

2x Multivitamins
2x Fish Oil
2x Magnesium (special version and also cause its not covered in my multivitamin)
1x Vitamin d3 w/ k2

Every day every single day, never felt better

>>83022861
I'm sorry I thought that would work.

>>83022871
Quite a lot, I basically suck at sleeping.

Morning
L-theanine
Vits B, C and D

Evening
Ashawaganda
Magnesium
5-htp
Egcg

Also sometimes take melatonin, valerian root and benadryl or some combination of the three in order to convince myself to sleep. Surprisingly I don't have the sleep problem when I'm not working, I hate toil and don't want it to be closer.

Another night of watching people piss their money up the wall, and hoping they lose.

>>83022907
You should run your stack through GPT and make sure you're not overdoing stuff and the effectiveness.
Only thing I've found use for AI is doing stuff like that.

>>83022779
Nah I have some really good mates thankfully. Solid bunch of lads from school, solid group from uni, and various mates I've met through work here and there. Not sure what you mean by "make believe" though. You suggesting that Shippy isn't real?

>>83022916
Yeah not a bad idea that lad, have read up and don't think anything reacts badly and I know what I shouldn't mix with alcohol and what I should mix more of with certain other drugs etc. I'll whack it all into gpt when I'm back at work and procrastinating next week.

Sean is watching the fireworks with a cute Indian lass

>>83022924
Best way I found to do it is basically find the nutritional information on the supplement online from the source, copy paste it all into GPT then ask it a bunch of questions.
Thats why I'm on me special magnesium.

>>83022720
Why not just order pepe's piri piri instead of eating some depressing canned shit?

>>83022871
>Fish Oil
I just eat a can of sardines a day. Find the efficacy of those pills unlikely. Besides that, vitamin d and magnesium are my only supplements. My mood does seem more stable than it was before I started this regimen 4 months ago

>>83022938
Is it glycinate? I went with that one initially because I heard it was easiest on the tumtum

New themed edish
>>83022946
>>83022946
>>83022946

>>83022934
>cute Indian lass
got 1 too me, theyre well lovely

>>83022940
>depressing canned shit

this is actually a nice meaty dollop of chilli con carne served on a bed of 59.8g refried rice.

tins, lads. they're the future.

hairy japanese fanny

>>83022940
I was particularly autistic picking my supplements making sure the source was legit and the effectiveness of what I'm using but the fish oil has helped a lot, I used to get these weird heart palpation and its ceased since on my vittys.

>>83022949
Yessir, its good on the tum tum and makes you a wee bit more relaxed so good to take at night as well.