council tax? cant hear u mate ive been cremated, I physically dont exist anymore, NI contributions? dont have a job m8 dont bother me ive ceased existing eternally. Washing? whats that, I dont even possess a physical body to wear clothes, not my problem, ageing? also not my problem, cant age what is dead. 40 hour work week you say? not for me pal, cant work without a body or mind, nope, im eternally neeting in my celestial sanctuary where I dont exist.
