A cash injection edition

>>81637288 (OP)
Pwoarrrr, proper want SSM to suck my Willy

How tall is mark?

>>81637320
The perfect size to suck my cock on his knees

Got 24 cans of this in for my birthday weekend next week. Anyone tried it? Never saw it before looked alright. It Dutch.

boring sad cunts everyone of ya

>>81637320
I met him briefly when he was on holiday in Nottingham, saw him outside his hotel kek, he was about 5 foot 7

>>81637331
Oranjeboom in Mark's arse

STOP HAVING GENERALS ON EVERY BOARD YOU DISGUSTING ANGLOKIKES

>>81637331
its a nice light beer
>>81637336
i really am

>>81637347
we've been here for 10 years though, we'll be gone in a few weeks since our country is banning us from 4chan

>>81637347
No. If you dont like it you know where the door is. Simple as!

>>81637348
Yeah it 4.7 percent which is par for the course for lager in Starmer's Britain. Something different anyway. At least it's actually imported and not brewed under licence.

>>81637354
>we'll be gone in a few weeks since our country is banning us from 4chan
First good thing Queer Starmer would ever do

It's ten past nine on a Friday night big lad

Is Russia behind the migration crisis?

>>81637373
Acshully, it's twothousandonehundredandtwelve o'clock.

>>81637340
>I met him briefly when he was on holiday in Nottingham
Bet it'd be harder to meet him off holiday

>>81637331
Occasionally would have that at Uni. If they didn't have Tyskie or Zubr

>>81637376
State propaganda. Labour looming for a scapegoat for their failures, I dont believe it.

>>81637390
Cannalad, you ever tried CBD disposable vapes? We were talking about THC ones the other day. I ordered one to help me chill out a bit for my commute etc. Any thoughts?

which one of you gaybois want's to touch my willy

im not drinking anymore, i just cant be botherd

good to see hhl and B and cross mong just spamming on and off trip all night talking amongst themselves

>>81637428
>hhl and B and cross mong just spamming on and off trip
i dont see it

>>81637428
Not been posting off trip now for about a month my lid.

anyone listen to any interesting , slightly more obscure podcasts, i need something new to fall asleep to other than bbc radio 4

I tend to ignore talk of trans issues. Most kids think being a tranny is weird. Even Sick.
Nothing to worry about

>>81637461
Just popped this on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucn175R8WgY

>>81637461
Louis Theroux podcast is okay.

Every post I make here, I write with the assumption that one day I'll have to explain what I mean in a police interrogation room

>>81637461
this nigga listening to BBC

Need a DVD update ASAP.

>>81637417
Had a few beers to counteract the hangover I've had today. Stopped now. Not arsed either

Femoid fanny

>>81637487
bbc 5 man myself
>>81637480
wise

Teddy Bear's Picnic. What a classic.

i have to say, i'm quite big on the ol' racism these days

HHL on the piss tonight?

>>81637552
i dont hate other races but the sometimes take a lot of energy to be around

HHL's on holiday in Northampton he says its lush there

Not looking good for murricans. We'll all be posting on VPN's soon.

>>>/pol/508895621

Garn down Beehive me lids.

>>81637376
Thought migrants were good for the country though?

Just ran out of my stockpile of disposable vapes. Guess I'll only be using Zyns for now on. Or go back to smoking.

>>81637607
>Garn down Beehive me

>>81637623
why not try crack?

>>81637639
I have lad
Only the once like

>>81637623
>zyns

what are those poof pouches actually like compared to a vape, does the nicotine hit the same

>>81637623
Why not commit and get a proper vape. You can get one with prefillable pods for ~20 bongs.

The Irish love their crack.

>>81637643
what was crack like?

>>81637650
You get an intense tingle/burning sensation, and then you get a huge nicotine hit. Depending on the strength of course. I use it in places where you can't smoke or vape.

>>81637676
very moreish

>>81637676
Insanely good lad. Felt invincible. Hits very hard
Don't do it though!

>>81637607
>>81637634
We garn down Beehive then?

https://youtu.be/zy3Kml-F7J0?si=khuwjeAd8kFetXh-

this reminded me of britfeel

bunch of sad sad freaks

>>81637691
i wont just curious
>>81637690
i dont get the referance

>>81637729
just a little bit of crack

>>81637735
crack? crack anon?

>>81637696
boomers shit their nappies laughing at this

>>81637746
IT WAS A CHRISTMAS JOKE MARK

>>81637758
that wasn't very christmas-y

>>81637331
Round here its an alcky beer. The strength you have is actually kind of nice like but the black one is alky tackle. Anyway. Enjoy it dude. A big ass crate is a solid BDay prezzie. Id drink the blue one but i dont want to been seen buying them. Dont be discouraged, the blue ones alright. Actually tastes alreet too. But im a muh Ale kinda guy. I like beer-y beer

Lad was talking about Rimworld the other day. Bought it in the Steam sale. Played it for a few hours and refunded it. Autistically hard for no reason.

>>81637376
Naturally, of course they are. Wouldnt you go half way around the opposite side of the world to be shipped to the other?
Of course their not, their trying to whip up a blitz spirit again here but no ones dying for a country that regards them as second class. And the immys are going to fucking scarper as soon as anything kicks off like they did with ukraine. Their playing us for mugs again, like they always do. Their here because we dont have any deterrent, if anything we offer a world wide incentive to come here and not for the reasons the swiss do. We should be like poland and just shoot anyone who even menacingly shakes a stick. I truly believe it, because then itll kick off here and we can shoot them too. Win win all round.
Uuh muh nhs n muh takeaways.
Fuck em, we'll do without for a year. Be reet boys

>>81637803
>for no reason
silly thing to say. Like saying Gran Turismo is hard for no reason

Danny boy mode after the kebab wrap
Classic hhl style x

>>81637827
Maybe. Isn't for me. I feel like you have to be off the spectrum autistic to enjoy something like it though. Same goes for those Paradox strategy games like Crusader Kings, Hearts of Iron, Victoria, Stellaris etc

>>81637851
>I feel like you have to be off the spectrum autistic to enjoy something like it
you dont have to be but it does help

>>81637650
They get me a nice cross between stoned and pissed, you can loads of different types and strengths. I like them, their nice for when you just dont have the time of abilty to smoke.
>>81637670
I agree with this guy but desu, im gunna go back to cigs. Been on ecigs for like 2 years and their just shit. They scratch the itch but i keep chain smoking the fucker all the time. At least cigs i just have one every now and then, but tbf i buy THC liquids too and its whether you want a joint or that stuff. I prefer actual fire me.
Not taxed cigs either i wouldnt give he gov the money, i knew a lorry driver through work and he paid less than 12 quid for 60 fags than we pay for 20.. legit too. He gets em from germany n payed like 10 or 12 euros. We do get robbed here

>>81637851
Just a learning curve innit. Learn bits and pieces with each run/country/planet or what have you. Autistic people are basedfacing over train and plane simulators

>>81637461
Welcome to Nightvale was good. only listened to the early stuff - sounds like it got too big for its britches later on.

wouldn't mind ones where it's hosts who all have interesting jobs and that, "The Morticians' Show" or summat.

In that town me. Might get wissed up x

>>81637889
hope you trip and break your neck sad virgin cunt

>>81637889
Beehive Iater?

>>81637851
don't get these super micro-manage-everything type games, but i guess they are for someone.

and i can enjoy, say, a good game of NetHack. but i play that very slow and casually. when games of videos first took off i saw how the hardcore players play NetHack, they know all the keyboard shortcuts and tricks and shit.

i can still move around one tile at a time using my Scroll of Genocide to kill all the wasps because a wasp is after me.

>>81637851
>>81637898
For what it's worth I'd say I'm only like a 7/10 on the 'tism scale and I can enjoy some Paradox games.
Shit like HOI4 only goes as deep as you want it to. You can ignore half the mechanics (especially navy) and just point a big arrow and click "pls go".

>>81637898
can tell you get loads of pussy mate

>>81637851
>>81637803
I really like games like rhis even if i am a bit shit, good for le old brain matter innit.
Luv me sid meirs tho, even if it is simplistic, also been wanting to play insurgency da rude again. Fucking love that game its like the old operation flashpoint games

you dont have asd
you are just lazy and smell

>hehe I am so autistic
>holds up spork

Rimming Ruth's world

we gaming in life x

>>81638052
corrr been a while since i marathoned something like that

>>81637947
not loads but i think women used to think i was probably secretly a better/more attractive person than i was.

then after some time, "holy shit, that is actually just him, isn't it?"

it's the price i pay for being real.

Lots of couples out recently, this deano freak with a punchable face was flirting with one of the gym birds in the middle of the gym for like 45 minutes as well and not working out at all. Ah well, bet they're not 60 quid up on the slots on the day.

i like that Baba Is You.

it combine simple premise and logic with increasingly complex puzzles.

Armed forces day tommorow, good opportunity to test the waters of a more gonzo style of journalism eg. Charles Veitch.

>>81638135
i bet deep down these 'high quality' breeders, if they saved a damsel in distress and she offered a kiss as a reward, they would say 'yes' and probably expect more - it's why they rescued her.

not like us. we do what is right because we are good people, deep down inside.

Got a good relationship with my mum and I'm comfortable going to talk about my issues or what's bothering me and I do the same for her - but every single time, without fail, a conversation about my feelings will turn into her going on about how she's taken for granted, ignored etc. Grating

>None of the female baristas seem friendly with me in Starbucks
>The clearly gay one was smiley and even remembered my usual order today

I only attract gays

>>81638150
he exposes the truth in raw, fly-on-the-street style.

>visits BBC HQ
>"you tell lies"

glad someone finally said it!

>>81638164
woman making everything about her? no way

>>81637288 (OP)
>cash injection edition
I just accepted a 24k redundancy payment this week.

>>81638165
i have some complicated feelings towards this transgender man in Costa.

we alone on a friday night in life

>>81637774
Yeah lid I love me ale and craft beer too but saw this today in supermarket and I'd never seen it before so thought it was an upmarket imported beer. I saw on their website they have some high ABV variants too. It'll probably be grand like any other macrolager but at least it isn't 4 or below like a lot of them these days.
What are your favourites?
>>81637803
It's a good game but relies a lot on imagination like other types in that genre.
>>81637851
I know what you mean. Once you get over the learning curves of those games they are brutally addictive.
>>81637889
Well you deserve it don't you? Wahey!

>>81638173
Got literally no one but her and she doesn't get it. I feel so alone. Every day I think about dying. Not suicide, just not being here

>>81638172
Thats the problem, these "street" style youtubers are ten a penny now as the effort is low (no research or video skills required). Its just slop, but seems to do better than non-slop videos because people just want drama. Honestly I wanted to do something more, something that actually has a bit of value. I think if I ask the foriegners in town if they support the armed forces I might get some reaction and thats what people want

>>81638187
>transgender man

Complicated one this, hard to tell if you're being transphobic or its an FtM, should probably use MtF or FtM to avoid confusion.

Copped some of this in M&S, might go back in tommorow and see if they have the strawb and cream sammich

Tunes on, wheres Cheeka and Crossy?

https://youtu.be/SHunC58aXmE

choked on flapjack whilst drinking juice and sprayed it allover my monitor

>>81638239
That looks fucking lush de lush de lid.

>>81638217
>transphobic
No such thing.

>>81638247
Fucking Hell lass good luck cleaning that up without scratching your monitor.

>>81638217
FTM. not transphobic, i feel pretty confidently HE just was born female and is now on testosterone. has a wispy lil moustache. calls me 'hun' and stuff, often wonder if i could say to some other member of staff
>is that other lad in today? he's cute.
or if that's some creepshit.
>uh that's just DAVID he is a GAY MAN he's just camp and friendly you pervert weirdo.

i think if it was just a born-male gay man and i had some gay feelings and he was a born-male gay, we'd laugh it off and i'd go "haha no worries mate, all the best."

>>81638274
used my nightshirt to wipe it off,

For me its spewing hate on nigger instagram pages. Set a few hooks. Ill update you with the responses

>>81638279
bit sexual, this.
not MAKING it sexual, you are.

just keep tissues by your computer like anyone else (nothing sexual about this).

>>81638291
this is in no way sexual you literal deviant
also i only get tissues out when i have a cold

>>81638289
Heard that place was the new /pol/

>>81638254
Not tried it yet, will try it in a bit.

>>81638257
>Transphobia consists of negative attitudes, feelings, or actions towards transgender or transsexual people

This exists, even if you don't "think" trannies are legit

>>81638279
Couldn't do that. Since I got my OLED and I'm sitting so close I'm afraid to breathe too hard in case I get spit on it.

wh yare kshitter avatars always such fags in every general on any board

>>81638309
That webm makes my tumbly all rumbly.

Odds I install and try Tinder again
Evens I install grindr
Dubs I shag Crossy
Trips I go cottaging

>>81638300
there is SOMETHING sexual about taking off your clothes to remove bodily fluids you have shot all over your computer screen.

(will be honest my actual feeling was discomfort at the prospect of sugary juice getting into your monitor and igniting. Final Destination style.)

>>81638321
looks like SHAGGING WOMEN might be back on the menu.

Cheers.

>>81638300
Eva what are your thoughts on men who look like
>>81638321

>>81638325
its a nightshirt, its big, i can just use a sleeve or the shirt itself
nobody said i was taking anything off

>>81638209
Recently ive been on a big kick with abbot, love op speckled hen too probs my No1 fav right now. Really big fan stouts and porters too but their few and far between good ones. Porters generally have to be well made though in my experience, even Guinness which is dog shit stout Murphys is way better but thats lacking that little something i think, even on tap. I experiment but i dont drink anything not British when it comes to Ale. Wont touch anything even remotely branded IPA or session ale.. its shit and for faggots

>>81638334
send them to fight in iran i want them gone
piano key teeth

pulling yourself up by your bootstraps is impossible

>>81638355
Thoughts on Whip-ma-whop-ma-gate?

might spend the summer at eva's cottage

>>81638355
Think we should send women like you to the arabs too

the final monkey on my back is this drivers license, once this is done I can finally relax. Got a job, got quals, need a license then I can finally go aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah and never do anything ever again, no more exams, no more pushing myself. Finally onto ez street.

Eva is BLACK only.

I rule over britfeel with an iron fist

>>81638336
sorry i am bad at clothes
this is on me

>>81638363
in york? i love york

>>81638395
Good, watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQbIAlF0mig

>>81638349
Used to drink a lot of Abbot. I love stout as well. Guinness is easy to drink but it's nothing special and overpriced. The best stouts and porters I've found are high in percentage. Imperial stouts are amazing though you're right they are few and far between unless you week them out online. I really enjoy that Spitfire ale too ever since they discontinued Bass which used to be my drink of choice.

>>81638410
isnt this the guy i made fun of for talking about the hotels

drone alone
the dog no bone

quite convinced this actual real life definitely female-to-male transgender man barista is also
>called something punchy/gender-neutral like Max or Sam
>OR some slightly uncommon/old-fashioned male name like Jeremiah or Isaac
>into his anime
>autistic (slightly)

don't ask how i know these things. i can 'just tell', even though people say you 'can't just tell'.

>>81638423
Why did you make fun of "the guy"?

Fucking love Topher Grace really underrated actor.

uh oh ebins feeling touchy eva made fun of him

>>81638425
why the fuck are you obsessing over this shit

>>81638428
annoying voice but i like when boys sperg

>>81638425
Every transgender person is into anime and autistic

>>81638440
I'm not a "boy" you wench i'm nearly 32. I face daily persecution for having the autism voice, I do not want it here.

Might go to bed, should be fun.

>>81638418
Spitfire was a nice quick-drinking ale, it's the sort of thing i'd suggest to lager people. i find all lagers (even fancy ones) kind of gassy and bloating.
Abbott and Old Speckled Hen both had this weird sour (?) taste that made them sickly.

stouts are more sickly by nature but they also taste good. can even have them room temperature like an insane person.

some supermarket supplier somewhere decided they'd order in even actual bottle-conditioned like Proper Job, and they're in the same pricing/offer as all the other bottles, might as well buy them, i say. hell you can probably find something like Hobgoblin for 1.00-1.50 in B&M or somewhere, buy loads, just drink them.

i miss booze.

>>81638464
youre 32 ebin? wtf

>>81638464
are you the person in the video?

wait hang on how olds sean and the rest of you lot, u old bastards

>>81638478
in like 4 weeks, I've been a wizard for two years already

>>81638479
yeah, no shit

Trying to learn how to do harsh vocals but I feel like an absolute twat practicing when everyone in my house can hear it

>>81638439
nothing wrong with having a bit of a crush on someone, is there? if i was a lass and this was a lad in some shop, wondering what he's like, would that be fine?

>>81638471
Hobgoblin is shit nowadays in my experience. I don't know what it is but it was nicer years ago. Love a bottle of Newcastle Brown as well to be honest and McEwan ain't bad either. Big fan of John Smith's but may as well drink water nowadays they've nerfed it so much.

>>81638499
this is why I just learn guitar

>>81638442
some may say it's the leading cause

>>81638499
i lived with a music student once and every day i'd wake up to "bee-bee ba-ba bo-bo fa-fa-fa-fa! fa-fa-fa-fa!" down the corridors.

can't lie to you, it wasn't funny or embarrassing or anything, it was downright unsettling.

>>81638502
I had a crush on a "alt" lass in H&B, shes always friendly and smiley to me and have had some banter, just the other day I saw her run out of the shop into the loving arms of her presumably boyfriend and stood cuddling for ages

>>81638494
you sound like you really need to clear your throat
you talk too nasally

>>81638499
Careful mate you absolutely will fuck up your vocal chords if you don't do it right. Forget the band but the singer switched to clean vocals after a couple of albums because his voice was fucked.

>>81638508
such a straightforward staple i couldn't imagine them changing the formula, or anything. had a laff when Wychwood's newer beers all became Hobgoblin (x) because branding.

every Halloween they made/make a seasonal pumpkin beer called Pumpking and it used to end up dead cheap in Lidl. 99p for 500ml of slightly pumpkin-flavoured ale, that might as well have just been three quid a bottle in some fancy beer shop. oh my days.

theres a forin bird on my floor who sings loudly and shes rlly bad at singing

I really enjoy saying whip-ma-whop-ma-gate

>>81638520
not sure you're in a position to criticise anyone else though given who you are

>>81638520
Well thanks for the feedback, I'll just magically change my voice.

I reckon every woman I talk to instantly gets the ick when I talk. Voice+mannerisms and I'm given away as being a sperg instanty and then its over, its discrimination is what it is.

>>81638518
i suppose it's like CeX where they probably can't outright SAY it, but there's a very obvious reason these women get hired.

same goes for the men tbqh. say you're interviewing for the nightclub bartender position, some very obvious biases before they've even had a chance to speak.

eva in my head has blonde hair and glasses and is a bit of a failed normie and has possible autism

>>81638546
Hobgoblin used to be all the rage with me local metal crew because it was the sponsor of Bloodstock and advertised heavily in Metal Hammer.
Anyway, they try to make beer too fancy nowadays, nothing wrong with a good cask ale IMO.
Can't stand them Brewdog cunts.

>>81638564
eva is lobotomised I wouldnt worry about it

>>81638520
kind of cruel, this.

>>81638247
eva6 choking on my cock and spitting cum all over her monitor

>>81638564
youve come a long way though, I remember like 10 years ago you were a proper little reprobate, look like a different person now, I distinctly remember the gangly finger posting and the really long nails

>>81638568
my hair isnt blonde it just was just the lighting in that one picture
also i do have glasses theyre quite big
and i do have autism
>>81638564
why does everyone use the pictures from tiktok i vividly remember someone saying i was like a girl from tiktok who masturbates a lot or something IDK

>>81638418
Spiitfires nice, i do like that stuff. Past few years ive been on something of a boycott of Guinness since i had a warka dark, bare in mind thats a larger, and it was infinitely better than a stout. Since then i just view it as a dark larger its badly thin, tastes like shit and doesnt even give me a buzz. Its shit man. Bad shit. If you like stout morrisons sell murphys for a fiver for four cans. Stick it in a glass n let it settle for a minute or two and you'll never go back. Only good thing Guinness does is the porter in glass bottles that is actually quite solid. Proper nice to drink.
Not technically an ale but if you can find any Mckewans try that too. Proper nice man.
Really nice to have someone who likes ales too, i used to like bass beer too but its been discontinued well before i cpuld go in pubs. My mum used to give me a bass shandy when we'd go to the pub like. I know its a bit gay hut watch Tweedy pubs on YT, bass is making a come back but its only daarn souf for the time being. Do like landlord too but thats an easy go to, thats also helping to bring back proper ale too since its uncompromising. I watched a video once and it wasnt about beer but it had the makers of timmy taylors and their proper sound guys. I feel bad for them because the gov has soo much sway on the strength and even the taste of beer its un real. But they dont give a fuck, they just keep ducking the legislation. Thats why its always got that funny in between price where ever you go

Much love Ale-bro, no one else seems to give a fuck about real english beer. Its genuinely an endangered flavour and style. Once its gone it will never come back. Itll be yank shit and faux "traditional " and " ye olde " . Thats why i stick to it

I think the worst part of my autism is having to talk with people and nod along and pretend like I give a fuck what they are saying or talking about instead of the actual thing I'm thinking about in my head.

>>81638591
dunno not seen any pics, purely based off overall vibe, I'm sensing youre not fat though and are a normal weight and I'm sensing those glasses are pic rel

>>81638571
>Can't stand them Brewdog cunts.
heard bad things from people who've worked there saying the two owners are just outright pricks as people, beyond all the hypocritical 'punk' shite.

could AT LEAST say 'yeah, well, the beer is nice' but i checked the other day and they've REALLY made the switch to cans? it's like with pop - everything tastes better out of a glass bottle. it was already a joke that Punk IPA came in those wee lil 330ml bottles, now you get 8 packs of cans rather than the old 12 packs of bottles? the 660ml wine-style bottles are 3.75? that's only 100ml over a pint.

fuck right off with that nonsense. 'beer for the people', why not ordinary, low-income people, you twats?

>>81638617
no theyre much bigger kind of like the big oversized ones
think dahmer in that one tv show maybe

>>81638471
Have you ever tried blue bird? Morrisons also sell that too. Seriously try that. Blue bird bitter its called.
>>81638418
You too, see above

>>81638591
and i do have autism
;_;

i know it's not SAD but it sad

>>81638632
damn, eva with the fucking jam jars

>>81638653
no the prescription is normal theyre just big lenses

>>81637803
wasn't me but you need mods to play it with, i didn't like it without mods, the ai is super dumb and doesn't clean up do tasks well unmodded. you need to watch 1 hour video tutorial to play then another 2 hours later

>>81638135
if that deano does it enough times he probably gets laid, hence why he does it, even if it was cringe

>>81638575
Can't say I'm bothered about her opinion one bit from the posts I've bothered to read

>>81638586
Yeah my confidence is up no end and I'm like 20kg heavier or something, but 10 years ago I didn't leave the house, didn't wash myself for like 3 years, lived in squalor and god knows what else, the bar of improvement wasn't very high. Funny enough I have the same amount of friends and relationships so was it actually worth improving?

I was probably one of the most degenerate and biggest losers going but now I could almost pass as a weird failed-normie I suppose, maybe thats the disappointing ceiling for us robots, no come back for social isolation in formative years (I was a shut in from 16) but I appreciate the compliment.

>>81638591
I'm doubtful female autism exists in the same way as male autism, or at least the impact on their life is significantly less.

>>81638636
>blue bird? Morrisons also sell that too. Seriously try that. Blue bird bitter its called.
oh yeah Corniston Brewery or whatever, in the off-white label?

reminds me a bit of Landlord which is also like an old-fashioned bitter. bottle-conditioning DOES make a huge/better change to the flavour. these bottles WILL get sold so i wish it was more the norm - instead of tiny trendy 'craft beer' nonsense. CAMRA lads must be rolling in their graves. just get young lads into decent PINTS of British ales, they're lush and fine and good.

>>81638613
Pretty much agree with everything you said. The government has decimated the real ale industry in my opinion with brewers having to brew for strength instead of taste. Maybe I'm wrong but that's how I see it.
Yeah I love McEwan I still buy it occasionally. Remember in primary school they banned Shandy Bass because people kept bringing it in and pretending to be drunk.
If you ever see Beamish give that a try it's not bad either. Guinness Foreign Extra is really good too if you see it, Sainsbury's do it sometimes. It's basically the African Guinness. Guinness is like the most popular beer in Africa which I find hilarious.

>>81638671
>Can't say I'm bothered about her opinion
Wise, mate

>>81638659
why so big tho

>>81638418
hobgoblin use to be good but they changed the recipe and its lower % now

>>81638693
i just like bigger glasses, make me feel more attractive

>>81638653
PARTS UNKNOWN

>>81638321
What's Tinder like these days? I use Hinge and it's basically normal (as normal as you can get) girls, no skitzos, deano magnets etc.

>>81638632
what about Dahmer just IRL? he DID have those granny glasses.

wish they were more normal tbqh. like when you see those tiny little circular specs, that look like some jeweller/watchmaker piece of equipment, is only the tiniest portion of your vision magnified? i guess that's fine for reading, but damn: 80% of your vision is going to be blurry. and a lot of it will be taken up by these fucking frames in your way.

normalise massive lenses, i say.

>"makes me feel more attractive"
>foreveralone virgin

>>81638671
I thought you were fully far gone all that time ago, was definitely worth improving on, good job ebin

>>81638703
is that because you're 'covering' more of your face?

>>81638671
It not right what them imperial cucks did to Yang Wen Li
Corrrrr might be due a rewatch of this particularly Japanese animation am I not

But it also makes me sad because it reminds me of old friends who vanished. Corrrr. Coorrrrrrrrrr Schonkopf..corrrr Julian. Corrrrr. Anyway.

>>81637401
Late as fuck to reply so sorry about that lad. I've tried them and they do chill me out a bit and chill out my symptoms a bit, but don't expect miracles from them.

Thoughts in wheat beer lads? I'm talking about Franziskaner, Erdinger etc.
Really love Franziskaner to be honest. Not a fan of Blue Moon though.

>>81638438
Not ebin, just genuinely hate the liberal, soft cutter cunt. Commit or dont. Stop being a little attention seeking cunt. We should have people like her in front of the trench real people are willing to fie for. People like her wont, they'll be too busy saying about uuh ma takeaway n mah foreign uber guy was nice. Sat at home saying oooh i only cut for ma aesthetics. Fucking downy mong

I hate eva i hate eva i hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate eva hate eva i hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate eva

>>81638737
Erdinger cool
Blue Moon disgusting
That's about it realleh

As strange as it seems, I'd rather dissolve than have you ignore me.

yanklass was alright to talk with but i don't really like eva much

Flamingo Land is a pilgrimage site to any real fan of /britfeel/.

That reminds me Superbock do a stout/dark lager and it is lush as fuck but don't get it here. Even the regular Superbock here is usually brewed under licence shite.

>>81638750
Sounds like an emo band lyric

seems a bit daft to get good at something like sinking.
1. there's already good music, we can just stream/download it.
2. AI is making it obsolete in order to produce said music, if that's your goal.
3. you can just hide behind irony if you're trying to 'impress people', no need to actually learn/improve.

Keep laughing at garn weehive

>>81638771
thats made me laff

>>81638770
like singing*

although getting good at sinking? might be useful in a Titanic-style scenario. (wonder if people scrambled for that suicidal guy's gun.)

Almost made a nasty comment as a joke there but held my tongue. Sometimes you gotta stop yourself being a rudie patootie.

got 200 post anxiety

What the fuck are you vidya addicts buying in the steam sale

post songs you liked as a teenager lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRFa9N4fGtc

>>81638794
nuthin, come to the conclusion I dont like any new shit so will be playing the old shit I already own, but then I get bored of it faster. Think im just bored of vidya as a concept idk.

>>81638794
Fuck all spent all my disposable income on Blu-rays again. Might get that French JRPG everyone is going on about or Stellar Blade next month though. Just been fucking about on Diablo 4 recently. Might start a new character in Diablo 2 actually.

eva6 has this habit of making me feel authentically bad about something i've said, then immediately saying something genuinely quite cruel.

>>81638811
I am too mate, thats why I was half begging for recs
Cart was full, but I removed BG3 as even though I havent played it 40 beer tokens is still steep

>>81638714
There's still hope for us, I still believe

>>81638741
Based

>>81638708
Don't know, most likely horrifying. Just going to download it. Might be shadow banned Ill see

>>81638798
Liked it as a teenager and still do tbqh.
https://youtu.be/aK1yVohKRAc?si=4jOLF_zDYs2xaz5p

>>81638817
DVD lad you dont fucking count, you got your own vices and you're too wealthy to pay attention to

>>81638794
probably nothing I only buy multiplayer games and torrent single player. if i was buying games prob wouldn't have an oled and rtx 5080

>>81638794
seems a bit daft buying games from a DRM platform. wouldn't have accepted that back in the day, it's INSANE that the gamer lads are fine with it (then get pissy about Epic Games/Rockstar/whatever launchers... why is Steam fine?)

i'll wait a couple years for any solid games that can run on older computers, then either pirate/buy them the version from itch/GOG/similar, or at a last resort, download the Steam version and crack it.

M&s maple butter is lush

>>81638798
That whole album is still good
>remaster
u fucked up

>>81638837
CoB were never good outside of borderline ironic enjoyment, "so cheesy its good" territory. Didnt even like them back when I was the target demographic.

>>81638825
BG3 is well worth the money mate, one of the best RPGs I've ever played. The Divinity games are good too. Those Pathfinder games are great as well and that Rogie Trader game looks lush as well.

>>81638844
I'm on bennies mate hardly wealthy I just budget the best I can. I'm a big gamer too.

>>81638798
The first two Interpol albums are good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TwC5PKL1Ow

>>81638880
>I'm on bennies mate hardly wealthy
Motherfucker you spend more in a month on DVDs than I do on any luxuries I swear, and I got an okay paycheck.

ROSEMARY
HEAVEN RESTORES YOU IN LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkpgz3uQ58U

>>81638862
I'm not a DnD nerd and that much dosh I just feel like I can get other games on the cheap
Maybe I will, maybe I won't, I'll see how my bank account looks close to the end of the month

>>81638886
when i done me pnc training the bloke showed us his access to interpol and theres the red list which is wanted criminals, an orange one where you can see updates on prison riots and a black list which is unidentified dead bodies with pictures of said dead bodies, grim.

not even jaaaaaaaaail

>>81638890
I live with my parents, lad. I pay the internet, my phone bill, some housekeep, all the streaming for my household and buy my own food. After that it's pretty much whatever because I don't go out or do much. If it seems like a lot well recently I sold an Xbox Series X that I never use anymore and sold old hard drives from my old Plex server. Also, when I post pre-orders I don't pay for them until they dispatch and I cancel if I can't afford them closer to the time. I purposely buy cheap own brand shite so I have more money for DVDs as well. I'm autistic so have no issue eating rice and beans for dinner most days.

Sweaty vag

had awful taste as a teen. avenged sevenfold was my favourite band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHS3qJdxefY

>>81638941
I dunno m8 you're describing a situation I was in with a houseshare and had a job, also with the 'tism to eat shit cheap meals, and you still seem to splash the cash more than I did at the time.

Just admit you got a trust fund already, geez

>>81638956
One of my favourites too. Still love their first five albums. I'm not so elitist I can't bang out a few of my teenage faves.

>>81638798
Lad if you wanted I'd be here all night posting shit like "what got me into more music" and then "stuff that emotionally affected me to the point where it still holds power over me".

Just take something like this instead which I spammed largely for the bridge riffs when I was 17 or 18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbGNfJM5wyw

i fink its time for beddlingtons

>woman i used to be friends with
>writers one of her articles (in Irish)
>it's (machine translated) about cisgender white men and her problems with them and how they doesn't actually have to be abusers or anything
>non-zero chance i am one of those men
>(doesn't randomly include 'straight' because for all she knows i'm not)

stings a bit, this.

>>81638956
'ated them as a teen
'ate them now

Worst part is I was a drumfag and having to listen to fucknugget plebs go "YOOO THE REV IS THE BEST DRUMMER EVAR" fucking hurt my very soul.

>>81638682
A bit aye, has a blue bird( predictably ) and like a lake and hills ok the label.. like afta bottle with a skinny neck. Going to get some when i get paid ill post about it if i can be arsed and remember. Always has that silt in the bottom like wheat beer which to me is a bang on sign of quality. Imagine that. Probably was a sign of shit back int good ol days but now. Its how you know theyve brewed it proper like.
Its hard to get the lads on real beer when its all coors and budwieser at partys nowadays. It was when it was when i wer a lad too. But ive found ale and grown onto it. I fucking love it. Can drink a crate of lager and not even be phased but a bit angry but i can sit and have a few pints of ale and have a right nice chat with people all night. Its odd i have to say.
>>81638687
Ill keep my eye out of that beemish, i have hears about it but it always goes out ny head. Never really see it round here ( Lancs) aye i remember that barr stuff too i think they did that at our school, probs because of jamie oliver and sugar n shit tho. Ive heard about blacks n Guinness too as well as witnessed it, to hilarious results. Some old wrinkly nog was stressing in a shop near where i used to live because they didn't stock that gold wrapped neck bottles and was proper having a racist melt down. No one gave a shit like. Was funny tho. Same with that porter i mentioned i think thats brewed in Jamaica for some reason. Tis good tho, also if you like stout stay away from dragon stout. Its good for cooking not for drinking. Pure glucose syrup. Tried. Payed like 2.50 for a bottle. Was dog shit.

>>81638798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcFR_5xk7wE

>>81638961
I swear to God I am not rich I'm sorry if I've came off that way. My parents aren't in cushy professional jobs either and I don't take money off them (well I obviously use electric and gas and that but that's what I give a bit of housekeep for. I grew up in a shitty council estate me lid I have no airs about me.

>>81638798
*tips fedora in time with the fibonacci sequence*

>>81638798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQW9A7ykB6A

>>81639018
Lad it's banter calm down.
Just without context you post about chucking money effectively in the bin with gay abandon. Which for "I'm on bennies m8" is a bit of a clash.

I'm not accusing you of voting tory, calm it

i know my one irl friend is a degenerate because i found his reddit and x account without me knowing and it's weird seeing him in such a way
what do i do
its like really gross sexual stuff

Decided on what I want to do in life.
I want to make a pilgrimage to whip-ma-wop-ma-gate before I die.

yep its time for bed, yep off to bed

>>81639038
Give us examples of what he's said, anything about you?

>>81639038
mind ur own business, or if hes so far gone dont be friends with him, how bad is it?

>>81639053
Cant be any worse than what she gets on here.

>>81639029
Fuck sake I know it's banter. I admit this year I have got carried away with spending and actually overspent quite a few times and left meself short. Wouldn't say with gay abandon no point in me saving when my bills are paid I just spend in what I like. We all banter in life.

>>81638629
Brewdog is shit, everything is thin, has that funny citrus taste somehow for no reason and is proper faggy flavours. Its all disguised ipa really.
Aye ive heard that about the owners too. Proper overly opinionated, liberal, hipster twats. Fuck em. Tried it a couple of times and never again

>>81639027
IT SHOULD BE ANTIDEPRESSION
AS A FRIEND OF MINE SUGGESTED
BECAUSE IT'S NOT THE SADNESS THAT HURTS YOU
IT'S THE BRAIN'S REACTION AGAINST IT

>>81639067
I'd say your abandon was pretty fukken gay lad
I just find I spend money on my vice with gay abandon and yet you outgay me with it

>>81639040
What is Whipmawhopmagate?
>>81639038
What kind of stuff you have to be specific so we can tell you if you're overreacting or not.

Deflowering eva's flower

>>81639062
She's posted more aggro shit than what most people post at her

>>81639078
You got me there lad I don't give a fuck at this point, got nothing else in life so why not.

>>81639053
its just very VERY open sexuality, in like, graphic detail, and its with men & women too, i remember ages ago i even asked "can i see ur reddit character?" out of curiosity, and he was really hesitant its like
"DAMN im so horny, im liking this too much"
but he also posts smutt & art

YEP OFF TO BED YEP ffs can I get one singular goodnight

>>81639102
not to pry m8, so feel free to ignore, but what would you say you spend on average a month on your cheeky boxed discs

hows your friday night dollies session going boys?

>>81639113
night xo

>>81639113
have a good one mate
I've got distant festival noises interrupting my beddy bye byes

>>81639111
eva6 how will we stay in touch when 4chan is kill?

>>81639053
nothing about me specifically, but there is stuff hes said on there that you could line up to be about me
>>81639062
could be worse if it is about me though

>>81639019
thought this was a game screenshot for a second.

was hoping for some autismic tapping game. like that Crypt of the Necrodancer, or the first person shooter one.

>>81639087
Some street in York apparently.

>>81639115
Depends but this year I've been spending upwards of 400 a month which is grim when I think about it. Sometimes more if I came into some other money like my grandad gave me 50 quid out of the blue last month. Last year I was using money to learn to drive but nearly killed someone on my test don't think it's for me. Driving is easy but I get too overwhelmed paying attention to everything on the road.

>>81639146
How do you feel knowing he's definitely wanked a few out to the thought of you

Eva showed her true colours being mean to Ebin. Nasty bitch.

>>81639172
in the event he has, which, isn't 100%, i would probably feel a little exposed and insecure

>>81639111
How about mind your own fucking business and stop stalking your "friends"
Everything you type makes me hate you more. If you ever attend a meetup im going to make your night so fucking shit you cant even begin to imagine

hate eva i hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate evahate eva i hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate evai hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate evai hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate evai hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate evai hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate evai hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate eva I hate eva i hate eva i hate eva

>>81639167
Fair mate, thanks for satisfying my curiosity.
>Driving is easy but I get too overwhelmed paying attention to everything on the road.
If its any consolation, no one pays attention.

>>81639177
She sperged out way harder a couple threads ago. Just chudshit with a vagina.

>>81639038
>>81639111
can see how you find this a bit grim. bit i dunno, maybe this is just his thing, even if it is actually sexual?
you like your nude arts, you're not asexual or anything. so what if someone is a perv in their own time?

there's also the fact YOU asked and he was open about it, didn't hide anything.

eva6 feels comfortable amongst other women

Back in secondary school I was looking through my crush's facebook and accidentally liked an old photo of her I was cranking one out too. Embarrassing.

>>81639197
going to a meetup where everyone puts each other down to make themselfs look cool to impress eva, yeh sure sounds like fun hanging around with a bunch of simps

>>81639197
nothing is "wrong" with what he is doing, i just hoped he would be someone who would keep this kind of thing behind closed doors, or done in a non-sexual way, it's like stumbling across the thought that your parents have had sex, it isn't nice, but its a fact

i love eva6

>>81639201
Might give it another go come Autumn. The test man basically had to reach for the wheel and turn rapidly as I was about to turn into a lane with a fast approaching car. Also I drove on the wrong side of the road by accident, kek.
I want to set better spending limits for myself each month I feel my impulse control has completely evaporated the past year or so.

Where's crossy?

She found out some lad was visiting her pub. No more beer updates. Thanks a ficking lot mong.

>>81639209
social media is so fucking strange. imagine if it was before then,
>hey mate, here, you can borrow/have a copy of my photo album, here's the holiday snaps of me in swimwear. just for you to look through, in private, in your own time.

somehow any voyeurism/wanking is the most ORDINARY outcome, here. especially as teens. (teens should just their imagination, IMO: boys OR girls.)

>>81639250
Based mong

>>81639250
Ruthmong melty

>>81638035
Rot in hell mong.

>>81639213
Exactly, id only attend to fuck everyones night up. And im not even a dick thought it sounds like it. But if you know shes going to be there. Its only going to be the faggots like
>eva6 when 4chan is kill how will we stay in touch

I hope he burns in a drone strike
'Ate eva 'Ate simps 'Ate soft libs
Luv dvd lad luv Ale lads
Simple as

>>81639222
>would keep this kind of thing behind closed doors
YOU. FUCKING. ASKED. IT WAS PRIVATE UP UNTIL THE POINT YOU REQUESTED IT.

JESUS CHRIST eva6 YOU ARE A CRAZY PERSON.

>>81639260
I remember in the early days of Facebook I would goon for hours to all the lasses from school I thought were fit. Mental looking back but that's teenage hormones for you.

Sorry Will, hold on a moment, need to update the app so the lads on r9k know where I am and what I'm drinking

>>81639273
i just dont get why he is being a public degenerate on reddit and x

>>81639281
Even the lad made his one private. It's fucking over. I'll miss this lass.

>>81639222
He did and you still go through it, if it isnt written all over it that its his. Then your just making stuff up, if you think any of it is about you your a bigger mong than j though. Can guarantee your a fat spacker.
I dont even hate pakis as much as i hate seeing you in the thread. And i have full blown idealisation of depleting those fuckers

>>81639314
i didnt say it was about me i just said some of it could be about me which i dont want to get into/think out
i just wanna know if i should tell him i know

>>81639308
i find it strange too. i mean it is, published, just by definition. but he's at least pseudonymous. you wanted to see that online persona, you got what you asked for.

maybe people in your life would see some of your eva6 posts (including some nasty ones, including some ones ABOUT sex/sexuality), and they'd feel similarly?

for what it's worth i think you, and everyone, has a right to some online privacy/anonymity. i find, i dunno, furries, utterly bizarre. but if one of my mates mentioned some online persona and i went, 'go onnn, show me,' and they turned out to be this secret furry, i'd find that great. probably a quick gut reaction first, then i'd laugh my head off. hope they'd see the funny side too.

>>81639308
He isnt you fucking mong, hes a private degenerate theres a difference

She probably just changed the name. No way is she going to give up her love of tracking her love of craft beers and virtual badges.

I'm so mad right now. I fucking hate being cut off like this.

>>81639314
eva needs a good fucking from some chad who she can't date long term then have to settle for someone she isn't happy setting with at 30

point is i've seen it all now, do i act the same?
do i tell him?

>>81639347
i like this little RPG app for 'gamification' of setting GOOD habits. they've made some stupid changes and it is monetised, but i guess it's as ethical as these things can get.

doing the same for the consumption of alcohol is just sick, IMO. of course you're going to get some Pavlov-dogs-association between drinking beers and earning points. that's AA's whole model for ABSTAINING from alcohol use.

Ofcom need to intervene.

>>81639378
didnt you say this yesterday or the day before

>>81639324
Fantasys and idealisation. You just want it to be about you because it gives you some sense of feeling that your wanted when you are hated.. i was shaggin a polish bird who you constantly remind me of... she had ideas that you come out with. Shes locked up now because shes such a fucking delusionist shes a danger. And you genuinely make me think of her.

>>81639324
>>81639381
what would be your goal, here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1J_DVutL-w&t=51s

>>81639389
The only obsessive pointless things I do are vidya achievements. Even those don't give me any satisfaction anymore. Everything vidya is monetised to death now. Makes me want to give up vidya but nothing to move onto.

>>81639403
make myself forget about everything i saw
but also make him never do that
>>81639400
i literally said it COULD be about me, but probably isnt

eva6 post your butt

>>81639417
Never got into achievements or trophies and always thought they were bollocks even when my mates were obsessed with them.

>>81639378
Love the idea of her following her trajectory. Thats not even cruel. The best she can hope for is a chance chad encounter. She'll only ever see a sub par chad. Never the real thing then get stuck with a fat mong like herself. Funny how life works. Seen it a million times.

On the Dandelion and Burdock me lids and it lush.

>>81639324
>i dont want to get into/think out
i mean, you don't have to sit there and catastrophise or let your imagination run wild...

but what if, very very broadly, it was, to some degree? what if he is into this online pervy/fiction/fantasy stuff, is there really anything 'wrong with' that?
and if it's also about you in part or in whole, maybe he fancies you. consider the possibility he fancies you. you're an adult, having feelings for someone involves sexual attraction, and you know this.

>>81639451
i dont want my friends to be attracted to me
i just want to play fortnite with them and joke around
i want a partner to be attracted to me
but i know its not up to me, or even him, or anyone, if theyre attracted to me so i need to actually deal with it

>>81639434
Saddos used to get easy kid games like Where the Wild Things Are, Hanna Montana, then trade them in at CeX for more easy games. Now it's so ridiculous...you can look at the new releases and see like three versions of the same game with lots of platinum trophies and achievements.

>>81639445
one of my ex's settled with an autist that mongs on about trains, fucking pathetic

>>81639464
everytime i would play games with a girl, she would invite someone other guy and they basically just try to shit on me to impress her to simp for her, don't play with girls anymore its a waste of fucking time

>>81638527
>Forget the band but the singer switched to clean vocals after a couple of albums because his voice was fucked
S Club 7

>>81639420
Thing is im actually sorry im so harsh on you, i hate being this nasty but truth be told. I cant help it. Every opionion you voice is totally spastic in nature and it gets to me. I hope your good, i hope you live a good life. But you raise seriously deranged things with zero thought. I guess like every woman. You ask for things and then question what you are given. Its derangement and on par with spacker territory

>>81639490
The wee black fella turned out to be Sacha Baron Cohen.

>>81639417
hate when these first came along, frankly. i know they're optional bonuses, sort of shit you'd do anyway, you can even say they're not part of the game itself, but WHY have them? i already KNOW i got all the optional coins in a level. set myself that goal.

and when games do have shit like this with some tangible benefit in the game, it's almost always shitty. thinking of collect-a-thons here, Donkey Kong 64 and them. you NEEDED to get all the apples in Crash Bandicoot and get every last thing in those tedious Spyro flying levels, to actually properly complete the game, and it was utter wank.

watched a video series of a guy playing/completing every Sonic the Hedgehog game. i forgot just how bullshit the medals in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle were. and yeah it's nice you gradually get Chao rewards for completing challenges, but i swear some programmer just said programmed in "race_5_completion_time is less than hmm... 2:30 sounds about right?" without actually testing it. i WANT THAT FUCKING GREEN HILL ZONE LEVEL, we ALL DO.

>>81639489
Few of my closest mates have always been proper into gaming, me only casually. Particularly during sixth form they'd always talk about situations like this and relationship drama on Discourse or whatever. Always thought it was super gay. All of it. Gaming

>>81639464
i'm about to ask something that i think makes a lot of difference here:

when you say 'friend', do you mean 'online friend'?

Now I feel sad. I was really enjoying her updates. Laura wouldn't be like this.

>>81639518
no i've known him since primary school

Going bed. Night.

>>81639470
Reckon she says choo chooo as it goes in her tunnel?

>>81639529
just because someone has a wank over you, doesn't mean they want to date you

I miss Ruth so much. Such a nice lass too.

I can't watch no porn knowing that the pornstar done passed away.

>>81639538
this isnt computing for me

What's the point me living life anymore? I don't want to go on. I hate not having any proper lifestyle. It's too fucking late to enjoy life now.

>>81639529
fair enough.

maybe just ask him, then, if this is going to bother you. he might be embarrassed so you could be a bit gentle, something like, 'hey you know that Reddit account you mentioned? i saw some of your posts on /r/eroticthings,' and then just see where he goes with it. try to keep it non-judgemental.

or don't take that route at all: just point blank ask if he has feelings for you. nobody likes it when people do snake shit, but i think a SLIGHT white lie here is fine. could just say you noticed him looking at you, 'btw, do you fancy me, or anything? it's fine if you do, i just see us as friends.'

i feel a bit like this is teenager stuff and not people-in-their-20s stuff, but whatever. does HE not fancy someone else? ever had a girlfriend, how were yous as mates then if so?

>>81639599
yeh eva post's like she's under 18

>>81639558
yet you're also the one acting like there's this black-and-white division between something 'being sexual' and presumably 'being romantic' (obviously not true or how would porn work?)

you are 'demisexual' or as i like to call it, 'normal'.

Is stoutman still here, if you are try this, i got it from morrisons and its fucking delectable. Its silky, its perfectly chocolatey, its genuinely.. all together. Its just the right amount of every little flavour. Try it man its , ehhem.. lush

wish eva would fuck off play to playing fortnite and grooming fucking kiddies, she thinks its normal since she got groomed herself

>>81639610
i think i have a lower mental age and can act immature but my reading age was always very high

oh and she plays fucking roblox to, literally a fucking wrongun

>>81639622
i get the objection to fruity faggy flavours (i just like grapefruit juice, so i can't complain)
but
nothing wrong with a good chocolate stout. sometimes they taste sickly, like chemical-y chocolate. there was some vanilla choc porter in Tesco's, might be for you, but not for me. but Saltaire's triple chocolate stout? ohmydays.

>>81639649
real talk, do you have some kind of repulsion/aversion to sex?

Argh I'm so fucking angry and upset right now. I need to go on a night walk.

>>81639680
no but when i masturbate i also think about intimacy and being close not just physically but emotionally with whatever it is im masturbating to

Anyone know anyone who got all the collectibles in a GTA game without a guide? I got 100 percent in Bully without a guide.
>>81639622
Ahh, we don't have Morrisons here (NI) but Tesco does Northern Monk so I'll have a look. Have liked some of their other beers.

>>81639702
Sorry to be the one to tell you this but men do not masturbate that way at all.

Been betrayed me. Just spent them tokens like. Did karaoke Titanium.

Had to queen on me after.

I am air hockey champion

Cheating garn down tonight xxx

>>81639722
You garn Beehive kareoke? Based.

>>81639703
I just used the Rockstar Club thing that shows all uncollected ones per platform you play on. Bully shows them all on map when you do all of geography and some other tasks. So you don't need to intentionally avoid them.

>>81639702
is that real people, or fictional characters, or pure inventions?

if you're a bit of a late bloomer and haven't met the right person, nothing wrong with that. have you at least tried? go on one of those apps, or something. you've even said it could be a woman, potentially, you'll meet and get to know each other first whatever the gender. (maybe there is a She-Grinder for lesbians, lesbians are a mystery to us all.)

>>81639738
Loved just going about beating up kids in Bully imagining they were my bullies.

>>81639768
hahah yeh go on an app where you can meet desperate low status men or some fucker that might stalk you for ages after just having one date

>>81639446
DnB foooking gorgeous my guy..
>>81639508
I love achievements but like you say, sort of anyway.. i wish they came with tangible benifits.. collect all the apples/achievements.. you get an extra sub story or an extra level or car or whatever the fuck. Something, anything not just the clout. It sort of ruins games in the sense it can give away secret little easter eggs, ya know?
>>81639530
Night g
>>81639587
Not at all brother, its never too late until you like 60 or 70 in which case, how did you find here? I didnt think your age could walk never mind use the internet..
You can always do more my guy, to give up is to submit and to to submit is to be worthy of death. Keep on and carry on.. play up, play up and play the game!!
>>81639662
>wrongun kek
Love it.
>>81639670
I get that, i like the fruit, just not in a beer. Nah this doesnt have the chemmy taste. I know the sort. It truly is like drinking a cake but you can taste the alcohol your mum cooked it with. Has that silky feel and taste you only really get with icing. I normaly dont rate these sorts of things but this is bang on man. Morriedoggers man, they sell the goods.
>>81639703
Never been a tescos man but ill try it, see what they stock. Real talk.. whether you were a player or not. I fucking love your abilty to riot. I wish we did over here.. the government might take some fucking notice but we get the boot and the stock hard.

Just had a nice long piss lads

>>81639702
Gay.

Does anyone else bere view here as a bit of a pub? Like its full of men and one woman can change the whole atmosphere?? Not in a good way mind you..
>>81639768
Stop simping faggot

>>81639768
i like yuri/wlw doujinshi, i wouldnt enjoy doing it to real people, i'd be morally conflicted, but maybe in my imagination,
and idk about dating apps, feels weird putting myself out in the open like that, strangers just looking at me

>>81639718
https://web.archive.org/web/20220122105756/https://www.drlindsaygibson.com/articles/what-sex-means-to-a-man

laughed my head off when i read this a while ago. i STILL think it's reading a bit too much into it, men are so simple and we would be the first to admit it.

but it's not WRONG, or anything: if a woman sees men as a bit 'ew ew perverts, gross!' or sex as some 'alternative' to whatever THEY want, this psychologist lady has explained it from a woman's perspective. we just don't get that 'other' emotional fulfilment in the same way women do, and i hope women can try to understand that.

>>81639797
Do you piss in the water or the side of the bowl?
Ive made this up but i think you can tell a person by how they piss

>>81639803
>Stop simping faggot
how the fuck are you reading this as simping, at all? ur weird m8.

>>81639821
>strangers just looking at me
what? people look at you ALL THE TIME sorry to break this to you

used to like those yuri comics and visual novels, me.

nowadays the (specific subset of) transgenders who say 'i want to BE the anime lesbians!' have ruined it. they've ruined it all.

>>81639829
This actually sounded like it was going well then it tailed women bollocks


Watching a thing about seaside deaths right.. and theres a episode im watching about q woman who killed men and women with a double barrel shotgun because she was raped by the ss in the lebensraum programme. Funny how the women had to sign a myriad of documents to VOLUNTEER for the programme. And get this.. this is the best part.. as im writing this. The programme is actually saying exactly this. Their not just saying aaah the horrible nazis were just demons.. they actually unwind the argument. Its crazy to watch. I think the media is beginning to realise the old retoric doesnt work anymore
Inb4 im a nazi.
Im half a nazi.. i despise socialists.
She got away with the murders btw

She'll be 25 soon. Miss this beautiful asmr lass.

>>81639964
what's this thing you're watching then? sounds interesting.

>>81639991
Looks like another bird i was shaggin, uncanny valley type shit.. i have her nudes too but you can blag me to share them. I hate the cunt.. whos dis doh? She kinda cute

>>81639995
Literally called seaside murders. On regular TV on the true crime ( Women ) channel but its whats on while im on here and normiegram.. gunna try and blag my mate for a joint soon too. Its just ended but ill try and look her up while j have it in my head

watching a sci-fi show and its turned into some gay ass musical shit for this episode, i'm sure the faggot canadian that hacked my router will post what im watching here

Just got dropped off by Iranian taxi driver.

Some wise words said, Fuming

England stand with Iran. Fuck Israel x

\necking hhese beers no

don;'te ever qestion me xx

>>81640025
true crime channels were always peak 'easy watching' viewing tbqf. even if they can be a bit morbid, fun thing to watch during the daytime and/or high.

will be tracking this down, but from what you've said, yeah doesn't sound "Nazi-specific". that's just an easy, child-like answer in a lot of these cases. (and killing a rapist is as straightforward as it gets, even when it comes to non-murderer types who end up killing someone. timeless behaviour.)

>>81640025
No murder by the sea its called.. i didnt take notice of her name but theres a lot of nazi things on at the moment. Something about a dude called Kroll now

would have worked all me life if it wasn't for me autism. Garn get tested for ADHD me xxx

>>81640035
don't want to qestion you, just want to state that sometimes your racial views are a bit contradictory lad.

>>81640009
Just some asmr lass I like. I think she looks better with normal hair colour. Too many lasses really don't like their natural self.

>>81640035
Your a spastic.. i hate the jews just as much as i hate the arabs but belive you me. You would not believe the things the Palestinians have done to captured people.. im talking real babys in ovens while the parents are made to watch, wives raped and truly truly tortured in front of husbands. You think the rape gangs are bad here???? Its only because children are easy subjects. Can you even imagine what theyd do if they were armed. You have no idea if you support them.
Seriously fuck the jews too. But at least they exist to fight the arabs ( and their own god ) i hate them too. Dont pick a side. Its not our problem lad.
I thought you were alright too.
Go onto some gore sites if you dont belive me. And they only post a fraction of their crimes. Look at some kf the things mercs say when they come back ( non jews ) their un biased.. the arabs are fucking demons. Just like your driver. Fuck what he says or you say.
THEY ARE THE ENEMY
Thats how you join the 5th column helper bro

https://youtu.be/WU2aARlMTYI?si=PpUTIUtfH49jKCth&t=262

corrrrr parasited gf trys to rape you while doing a musical thing because its the only way to comminate

>>81640082
She shot a man and woman apparently because she was """ Raped """ by then during the programme. Bare in mind this was after the war and the people she killed had nothing to do with the war. She was just a nut and though the dude looked enough like him for it to be valid.
Women always go for the rape angle because its easy and isnt easily disproven. Remember how i said about the polish gal i was shaggin.. she did the same thing only luckily i had nothing to do with her by then nor did the dude she was dating.. they proved they hadnt even had sex in months but she was adamant she was being Raped by loads of men daily.. proper schizo shit. And yet the entire system proved otherwise. Saved my mates skin i tell you.. their total fucking psychos

>>81640170
Take it back, fron that angle she looks nothing like the bird i knew.
Tell me about it.. and they have the nerve to bang on about being catfished.. wherever they got that word from.

Should be on for meeting that 40 year old black woman tomorrow, reckon I'm on a promise but anything could fall apart between now and then.

Last 2 digits are the percentage chance we actually meet up and it goes well

Don't like tattoos on girls. It actually makes them look worse. Trashy dare I say.

>>81640255
Hows 55 for ya?
Is that her with the tig ol bitties?

How many people are here RN?
Im after sorting a lift for cheap/Drugs to get me to an interview

Necking these wokkles now. Just been sick me ngl. End of an era x

Might block me "pisshead mate"xx

Watching me Coach (1989) DVDs. A bit of a forgotten American sitcom but quite funny. Don't know if it even aired in the UK. Had Dick Van Dyke's brother as a supporting character. Sweating me wollocks off her as well to be honest. Fucking humidity.

>>81640250
Well she was like 22 there and not very confident with herself then. I wish I had a gf desu.

>>81640235
>Remember how i said about the polish gal i was shaggin.. she did the same thing only luckily i had nothing to do with her by then nor did the dude she was dating.. they proved they hadnt even had sex in months but she was adamant she was being Raped by loads of men daily.. proper schizo shit.
sounds awful lad.

obviously it diminishes real rape, etc etc. i get why it's such an easy thing to go for, and i think in the real world people DO take accusations seriously, as they should. it's a really easy tactic if you're some liar but it's horrible shit.

>Liar: The Fake Grooming Scandal
is an interesting one on iPlayer atm. we have the benefit of hindsight but seeing the footage of the woman concocting this story that doesn't add up, it's just the most straightforward lying, absolutely shite acting. but she even says stuff like
>i don't want to be the 'girl who cried rape' or anything, but...
all while doing exactly that? mate.

>>81640267
I would g, if hes half as bad as i gather from the few posts jve seen about him.
I like a drink... like i reaaally like a drink. But i have a bad alky neighbor who sits in the back garden every day and just sits there necking bare hard cans. Like 8.5 abv stuff. Felt bad for him for a bit.. got to know him, sat with him for a few weeks but he is a baaad pisshead. I can tell how drunk he is becsuse after a while he starts mittering to himself and ranting alone and i hear it from the window. Sad man not gunna lie. Even played some table top tank games with him on the floor one week. Drew a table out on the floor with chalk n tha.. made some buildings out of bricks n rocks n flowers n that.. actually proud of the maps i could make. Anyway.. pissheads.. no good for you dude. Even if you regard yourself as one. A bit like me. Well im not a pisshead but i am borderline alky. In theate afternoons or nights i just get buzzed all the time. Bad habit man. But they encourage you to do it too and that no beuno bro

Just blocked him me. Fuck him. DWP agent.

He can't be trusted x

Am i tripping or is she similar

>>81640300
You dont bro, their more fucking headache than their worth. And ill be honest.. more heartache than their worth either. She broke mine like all the others. Its hard once your invested
Its like putting a 1000 pound into a stocks n share thing n you have to sell for a tenner.. but like.. inside. It hurts bro but their all the fucking same

adding 'likely to fake ADHD, do not trust' to HHL's UC notes.

She must've only found out like the past few days. I doubt she lurks here. Someone probably told her and said a load of fucking lies.

>>81640302
Thats what they do but inside every dude is that white knight mentality.. so they want to believe them whether its a conscious decision or not. Like if i called nonce or some cunt. Whether you know im lying or not.. its always in your head from that day forward and you'll never fully shake that .. well maaaaybe he wasnt lying ... feeling. Its the same thing. Its a fucking shame on women desu. Im not like anti woman. But i also am. They are all the same when it comes down to it. They all believe the same things and they do seriously fucked up shit and get away. Not quite scot free.. but they do ya know? They always just do the tears routine and cry im a girl and thats it.. out the door like. Unless their a drug addict because no one believes them they do get treated fairly in my eyes
Known my fair share of them too and they do tty and play that card but they get treated like men too.. its an odd dynamic to sit and watch in the 3rd person. I find that sort of thing intresting

I get reffered for ADHD test xxx

My social worker said I have it xxx

>>81640376
Is that the lass you were comparing her to? I don't like the nose ring to be honest. Another thing that winds me up.

>>81640449
Is it worth it helper lad fpr the pip n tha??
I keep getting referred but never follow through with it because i cba.. my doctor insists because cocaine makes me a more social and i mean normal person.. i can speak and listen and have a joke. Even helps me sleep if i do a teeny tiny bit. Not a line but a key makes me sleepy?

Blocked me smackhead mate. I am fucking fuming. He trying to take over my life. He can fuck off. Little ratboy xxx

>>81640463
Yeah the angle isnt right .. one sec

Its the nose and eyes for me i think? Or am i just tripping

Theres a word for things like this. Not genetics but dna related.. women use it a lot. Like phonetics but not that .. sounds the same snd the word looks similar?
Like how people unrelated can look incredibly similar???

>>81640523
Phenotype? Maybe that was it

>>81639250
If you never posted her on here in the first place it would never have happened. She'd still be on YouTube as well.

>>81640436
yeah i mean you're the victim here, you just are, don't get me wrong. that shit just sucks, whatever crazy thing is going on with her. we've all gone mental at some point, maybe even BELIEVED weird shit that would flag up as 'telling the truth' on a lie detector. that's life.

i think for all the 'men don't take it seriously' stuff, in the real world, the police might even specifically get a woman officer to handle the case. pretty sure they at least ask, or say only Sergeant Male is around, is that okay, or would they like a woman? so clearly the women handling this can be just as dismissive or get it wrong as much as men.

and then do you get more than one 'go' at this? "yeah i was lying last time, but THIS time..."? as if "oh it's a drug addict, just ignore him/her" wasn't bad enough from the first time around. which 100% includes women, society can and does treat them as scum whatever preferential treatment women get (angry internet people are just wrong on this one)

>>81640476
Good lad. Its be best thing to do.. hard part is when they come mithering at your door for a handout. Just say to 'im you dont have the time anymore. Your changing your lifestyle .. something like that. Make it up like but just blag him you cant be arsed with him anymore.
You might be bored or what not but that fades pretty quick g

>>81640523
That's a lot of editing. Definitely she does not feel confident with her true self. Probably doesn't shave her armpits. Tats too?

>>81640556

I am garn destroy the fuckers life me. First off is accuse him of grassing me to the DWP then telling everyone I know he grassed me up. I will accuse him of trying to ruin my life. He will pay for ignoring me. No one ever defies me. I will destroy his life and mine. Fuck it xx

>>81640552
i was talking with Swanon, wasn't clear he was visiting her pubs? why would these posts matter?

i'm assuming women doing YouTube shit directly get horrible/sexual/murdery messages, all the time. frankly i don't buy for a second ASMR is this wholesome, non-sex thing (didn't the person who coin the term even say it was basically a joke/innuendo term?)

i sure as shit couldn't do it, but say you were one of those cleavage "reaction girls" back when YouTube had video replies... you're going to need thick skin. same would go for any traditional actress/entertainer role.

Lads... this humidity is FUCKED. UK Summers fucking suck arsehole. At least in the Winter when it's wet the humidity stays low due to cold. Bollocks this is. Hope I wake up and the humidity has gone down to below 60 again but I doubt it as it's currently sat at 73.

Fucking cunt scum

>>81640618
Lad you have these melties about your mates all the time they sound like dickheads. Cut them out of your life.

>>81640534
Thats the one r kid..
Thanks that was bad stessing me out it was on the tip of my tounge like
.>>81640554
Your pretty much right, i would hope they have mixed teams investigations on that sort of thing. Women might get too emotional. Men might get too logical. Theres probably a nice in-between n thats usually where the truth is like.
I would hope anyway. If it is just women investigating rapes you know full well their gunna side with the woman. But then again a male only team would probably do the ssme but if you have that little doubtful argument with themselves?? Probably right i imagine

>>81640565
Nah she didnt, and yeah she did have a few like nothing major but a couple.. she also had baaaad bpd and depression n that. Left me twice because her other little personality didnt want to connect because of loads of reasons.. 3rd time around i just fucked her off.. couldnt be arsed anymore like. More pain than its worth for a shag.. a bag and a cheeky smile will get me just as far in any pub on a friday. Same to you too man.. get some sniff, buy some bitch a drink AFTER you get talking .. get her going with another key or two and a few jokes.. cheeky smile n a suggestive joke bang.. youve pulled lad
>>81640603
Fuck me where are you? Im in Bolton and its quite pleasant here, not too cold
Not too warm. Nice wee breeze like
Pretty nice

>>81640626

I know pal. Never speaking to the cunt again. He owes me 40 quid the rat x

>>81640656
User bastards. I know the type. Hit you up when they know you have money or gear and don't want to know you otherwise.

>>81640681
Trying to bait HHL into admitting he has no mates, just cunts who use him. Lol

>>81640647
>Women might get too emotional. Men might get too logical.
i think, as backwards as it seems, the women who go into this sort of thing have strong stomachs. my armchair theory is they make good nurses because just being a woman, you have to deal with more bodily shit in your own life, you're going to talk with other girls/women about problems.

i know the toughest, most stoic men who would not react well if they had to help women who had been abused: they'd flip their shit. if a woman can be level-headed AND caring about this stuff, fucking great, go for it, women. (of course don't go into 'grr get 'em, got those horrible BLOKES' mode either, then you're the LAST person who should be in those roles.)

Is this guy actually retarded becaus ehes been posting about getting different wives frequently? Can guarantee she has no idea who he is like?
I know he plays the full blown spacker but reckon he has something going on?

Anyone want to see the above girls tuppence.. im in a mood to fuck her over. Why not shes a bad cunt

>>81640715
Not trying to bait anyone just know from personal experience where I had friends in the past who only wanted to know me when I was doing them a favour.

Some very scary and possibly psychotic incels on outer r9k it's a bit scary. Still, free speech and all that I suppose?

>>81640681

I get him kicked off football team.. I say he been bullying me x

>>81640552
Nah she didn't give a shit about asmr in the end lad. She just left it up thinking maybe she'll enjoy doing that again. Nope...she would rather get pissed and be out all the time than be stuck indoors editing videos. She only did it because of lockdown and she was younger then.

I really fucking hope her liver gives in someday and she experiences some actual hardship in life. People like her pretend to care. They really don't. They're all rich snobs to anyone not in their family or clique. Done caring.

Listen mate I'm garn neck as many wokkles as I can then neck a few wustlers then crash out

Fuck Todd and Fuck Israel xxx

>>81640824
He regret messing with the nappymeister x

>>81640909

I join new wooty team soon anyway and voluntary work. Fuck all those who kept me back in life x

>>81640940
Goodman helper, you'll find new life g.. i believe in you and a few others do too. Fuck anyone who doubts you.
Your living for yourself mate not anyone else

>>81640586
Yes they do get a lot of constant crap from men. Probably 1 in 100 viewers are there with the intention to not support them. I can see why. Women don't put any effort into making content and get a shit load of attention. Meanwhile the man making quality content is at best got a few hundred subs. Women can also do the OF and make some money.

>>81640824
If you tell everyone in the carehome I grassed you up to the DWP, I'll be straight down max spielman tomorrow to print out all those pictures I took of your little willy whilst I was changing your nappy. You'd best watch yourself, Sean.

Could get a 3 for 100 dropped if wanted to.

Fuck that thoughs x

>>81641029
Pampers status de Iid?

My grandfather is a top solicitor. We don't even make it to court but we do bring up civil damages to any lying accuser. Can't let them win. Waste my time, I take your money.

>>81641056

Shitting down ya throat lad xxx

Cheers x

She must be really regretting the sprog now. The post-natal depression must be kicking in having to deal with a screaming sprog at 3 am. No more partying in Dubai for her.

>>81640965
since it IS financial now, i wish there was a way to incentivise/push actual effort OC. same way YouTube gives out those plaques, they could have a panel of judges curating GOOD videos on the grounds of being well-made, entertaining/informative, whatever. give them money and a views boost.

the example i always use is Captain Disllusion, since he's clearly a film school guy who took the YouTube route 17 years ago for a passion project. the style isn't always my sense of humour, but fucking hell he goes above-and-beyond to break down how some internet UFO/ghost video was faked.

my anti-example is those 'spooky internet posts' videos. why are you just reading 4chan posts at me? or putting a meme photo on the screen? you didn't make them. you don't even have a decent microphone. how are you the one getting paid, not owing the actual creators money? the fuck is YouTube man

Listen then pampers posts get me.

I never post again if someone accuses me of wearing nappies. It over x

>>81641142
i believe you have never worn a nappy in your life, not even as a baby.

therefore, you post continue to post, forever

all kicked off
necking that whisky
shout out britfeel drinkers

Fuck it feel like getting a few waggingtons dropped off me x

>>81641142
It's alright lad, you chose pampers over pussy, and that's fine. Just accept it. Imagine all those hotties seeing you in your nappy every time you wet yourself.

It's sad when a female worships some dead creep who had sexual relationships with young teenagers in his 30s up until his death. All because he was attractive and seems like a nice man on camera. The female likes to use the tag creep very selectively. It's no wonder many men hate women now.

You lads doing anything exciting with the gf this weekend? Maybe get down the Ikea and buy some stuff for your new home together? Think of the lads that just stay with their parents all their lives...how sad.

Think of the poor incel lads in care homes.

Every fucking bint will now know the truth about her.

>>81641029
Teasing me .. im gagging for a key or a joint or something me man. Got to wait until the second yet .. bollocks

>>81641218
yeah lad, IKEA, pick us out some new furniture. people will judge but if you ask me it's no different to homophobia.

Rang me smackhead mate but he not answering so I just have a few wustlerz then go beddingtons.

End of an era x

>>81641368
thought you were going to block him and shit his life up de lad?

It's over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU

Todd and the football team has betrayed me xx

I join new football team soon.

If you're not with me then you're against me.

>Star Wars Revenge of the Sith - Obi-Wan VS Anakin Battle

HelperLad do you pass the Turing Test?

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW BRITFEEL IS EVIL XXX

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY WOMFORT

>>81641479
if you think this place is evil, why do you come here, you mong

IT'S FUCKING OVER bros....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU

>>81641497
like attracts like, lad.

I have failed you britfeel... I have failed you....

It's over britfeel. I have the high ground..

>{Full Version HD}

you're not even posting part (1/2) then part (2/2) any more

YOU MY FRENS BRITFEEL. YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONES.

IT WAS SAID YOU BRING WOMFORT TO BRITAIN NOT JOIN JOIN THE SEETHERS. NOT LEAVE IT TO DARKNKESS.

YOU MY BROTHERS. I LOVED YOU. I'M SORRY YOU HAVE SUCCUMBED TO HATE.

>>81641588
oh shut the fuck up sean you tiresome little piss pants prat

>>81641542
>>81641588

IT'S OVER X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU

It's over britfeel. Footmong is evil.

I have failed you britfeel... I have failed you....

It is said you would bring womfort to the force not leave it to darkness.....you were my brothers. I loved you britfeel....

HelperLad you are the funniest fucking guy

never change

The historic betrayal of HHL tonight.

Evil has won tonight. God is dead.

I go beddingtons nows.

It's over x

I lost. Evil won tonight x

>>81641683
>Evil has won tonight.
i cannot be arsed with watching them, do those new Halloween sequels ('evil dies tonight') take place in real time, 40 years after the first one?

a town that only had the one knife killer, killed a few people, then came back decades later... that's a pretty good running. would feel very safe living there tbqh.

remember quite liking the Halloween sequel with Busta Rhymes. 2000s horror film writers had this obsession with
>and it's all streamed live, onto THE INTERNET
and it was kino.

In that beddingtons me.

I still exist. Evil forces fuming xxx

>me pure seething that i have failed to destroy HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN for yet another night

>>81641795
Corrr bet it's nice to be snuggled up in bed with a fresh nappy on

>>81641829

You and your NPC family work so I can live x

work at the Huggies factory, me. benefits aren't the ONLY thing i'm providing you with.

It's over. The welper era has collapsed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU

God help us all xxx

I'll miss Ruth. My heart is broken.

Evil has won xxx

God help us all. At least I fucking tried.

might make up one of those autism alert style cards the Joker has.

>hello, i have a condition
>if i laugh inappropriately, it's because of THIS AI-generated image of a 4chan poster
>and/or
>the same poster spamming quotes and the link to a Star Wars fight scene

>>81641913
>Pajeets abusing elephant.webm
don't like this

>>81641928

You chose your side. Evil has won x

Enjoy it x

not even a big elephant fan (ele-phan, if you will)

nothing it could have done justifies this. its legs are tied. not rite at all.

I go sleeps now.

That elephant video exists forever now. Footmong and pajeets fuming their evil got exposed. Fuck em x

Let's be honest. footmong is wanking over that elephant abuse video. Sick cunt lmao.

I don't even like helper but footmong is an evil bastard.

going to make it my life's work to track down these elephant abusers.

unless someone already has. or if it takes a lot of effort.

>>81642004
if it was a person instead of an elephant, say it was some women who brought shame to her village, so she was stripped naked, bound, and beaten.

then i STILL wouldn't find it attractive. and i have feelings towards women i don't have towards towards elephants.

>>81642009
Reminder that footmong literally admiitted enjoying being cruel to animals just to upset HHL (a known animal lover). He's a sick fuck.

>>81641913
Indians really are scum. Holy shit.

>However, the Mahout (elephant rider) did not cooperate with the local people and forced the animal to run here and there without an aim.

i think i'm lacking some cultural knowledge here, Dhaka Tribune. what the fuck does that mean? that's the extent of the explanation.
sounds like some old-fashioned law, 'large beast running without purpose: a fine of no less than twelve shillings'

>>81641913
This video has literally destroyed India's reputation for a generation or two. India lands a man on the moon or mars? Who gives a shit this video has single handedly tainted their national soul and destroyed their universal reputation. It's like a video of a bunch of tories bashing a fox cub to death in 1080p but 1000x worse. Modi fuming.

don't like violence against people, either, so i propose this:

we do get perverts involved. gay blokes who aren't racists, and fancy THESE men. the men are bound up, and tickled with feathers.

new thread

footmong has won, HHL has lost xxx

>>81642148
>>81642148
>>81642148

>>81642152
grim, not going to post in that thread lad

>>81642180
Why not? Evil has won. Footmong has won. It's brownoid capitalist world now x

>>81642180
one of those rare cases where i propose someone else make a thread, we use that one

I'm not a massive fan of HHL but after tonight... footmong can kill himself. Sick fucker.

might as well have beaten that elephant himself.

Slept like pure shit, the heat wave is doing me wollocks in desu de lads

>>81642471
i just accept i won't sleep well. had the window open full whack yesterday, i was actually shivering from the cold wind blowing in. window closed? stewing in my own juices. can't win.

also the downstairs neighbours have just started running their taps which makes this horrific screeching sound in all the pipes. in 15-45 minutes, their baby will start crying up a storm.

here's hoping i can catch a few Z's in the afternoon.

proper thread when?

>>81642620
also waiting for this.

nice to see the thread gradually dropping below 500 posts. but we're slowly running out of time.

>CAPTCHA: MWTW0

>>81642671
>>81642671
nice peak district themed thread