>Dexter.Resurrection.S01E04.1080p.WEB.H264-SuccessfulCrab
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>Dexter.Resurrection.S01E04.1080p.WEB.H264-SuccessfulCrab
>Dexter.Resurrection.S01E04.1080p.WEB.H264-SuccessfulCrab
Tonight's the night!
Don't listen to retards who wait for Sunday.
The torrent just came out like it does every Thursday 9pm PST.

>>213066812 (OP)
>The torrent just came out like it does every Thursday 9pm PST.
Why do you lie?

>>213066812 (OP)
This is stealing.

Where tf are you finding the magnet this early? It's not on any of the trackers I use.

>SuccessfulCrab

>why are we shooting my scenes first?

DDL, plz. I hate torrents

terrible show

>>213067436
no

>>213066980
learn to pirate, moron

>>213066902
die homo

>>213066879
lol idiot

>Dexter.Resurrection.S01E04.HDR.2160p.WEB.H265-SuccessfulCrab
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>>213066879
>Why do you lie?

>>213067556
I'm not a faggot I don't torrent. Now where is the stream link?

>>213067897
>I'm not a faggot I don't torrent.
only faggots dont torrent

so Goblin Feet is going to be Dexter's new girlfriends obviously
she also has a code - only kills the sexual predators

>>213067923
>Goblin Feet
lol

>>213067897
I do need a streaming link

>>213067990
>I do need a streaming link
gayyyyyyyyy

>>213067897
>>213067990
What is taking so long?

so lady vengeance is just straight up ripped from lady vengeance

>>213068028
>What is taking so long?
this is a no stream zone

damn /ourguy/ Harrison got friendzoned so hard, I actually cringed

>2 bottles of 500 ml water
>6 dollars
jesus christ

god i hate krysten ritter so much

all this bitch knows about him is he saws immigrants' heads off and she's ready to slurp his gerk
who the hell's writing this

>>213068434
w*men love serial killers, dude
it's a known fact

please someone share streaming link :)

>>213066879
mine says 1.3 hours ago :)

>>213067646
hay way a min...

>>213068456
Nvm found it
https://www.paramountpluswithshowtime.com/

>paramountpluswithshowtime
someone registered this domain unironically and got paid for it

>>213068188
I hope dexter fucks her and she rubs his face in her pussy with his dexcum dripping out saying
>OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID

Finally... Neil Patrick Harris in DEXTER.
You knew it was gonna happen eventually

did they shoot this tv-show in vampire lair, why is it so god damn dark

>>213068497
what

>Hey Harrison.. I just stopped by your work to tell you that your dad was the Bay Harbor Butcher. Hope this doesn't ruin your fucking day or anything. Alright bye

>>213066812 (OP)
Wake me up when we finally get a stream link

>>213068614
>Finally... Neil Patrick Harris in DEXTER.
aaaand he's gone
I liked the pace of this episode and the show in general so far.
Hopefully Dexter would keep on the schedule of murdering one serial killer from the meeting every episode.

>>213068714
It's on the streaming sites though

>>213068723
there's only two more he would kill and we're only on episode 4
unless they reveal who the new york ripper is too

>>213068734
not in any of the regular ones

>>213068723
oh FUGG I'm only halfway through the episode. Does he really kill him that fast?

also i bet the cliffhanger at the end is just harrison seeing dexter as ghost dad like dexter sees james retard

>>213068734
True. The pirates are incompetent.

>>213068780
Yes. What was NPH trying to tell him after he revealed he was the Bay Harbor Butcher?

woke trash

>'Somebody help me, yeah' starts playing for the 3rd fucking time

>>213068818
Damn.. the star that shines twice as bright.. lives half as long.

>>213068818
he was gonna say
>line? what's my accent? louisiana? alabama?

>>213068376
It's ice cold, that costs extra.

>>213068754
One kill per episode would be nice and finish the season off with an escape from the NYC cops to LA or San Francisco or Las Vegas for the inevitable 4th TV show in the DCU (Dexter Cinematic Universe).

>>213068714
Sleep, fag

>>213068434
Uhhhh maybe she got the impression that he's something different/not who he says he is.
Similar to how he quickly deduced that she could have a code and be more sympathetic than the others

Why does Harrison look like he’s gonna burst into tears with every interaction he has?
This isn’t even a thing against the actor cause he was good in New Blood this is definitely direction but not sure if it’s intentional

>>213068714
search on tvids dot tv. at least one server has it there

>>213067436
Stupid zoomer

>>213069116
The teary eyed look represents his unresolved guilt/trauma over thinking he killed his father, it will go away during or after the next episode

>>213069121
>tvids dot tv
Thank you good sir

>>213069116
I am glad though Harrison is gonna get with a new girl and from the set photos we’ve seen she’s more his style than Tortilla
>Listen you’re a great guy and_
YOU’RE USED GOODS and a Whore
Typical Modern Wiman response

>>213069204

>>213069204
>YOU’RE USED GOODS and a Whore

>>213069046
Yes, that seemed to be the implication.
She's going to reveal as much, form a closer bond with Dexter, and Dexter's final decision will wind up as choosing between her or Harisson, and he'll pin that guy Harrison murdered on her. They're definitely setting up for that with her typical victims being sexual predators and her trophies being random trinkets, a la the watch

>that's right, goyim, Haitians, like the 10s of thousands we're moving into your small town without even consulting local government, are warm, generous, kindhearted people!

I completely forgot Angel and LaGuerta were ever a couple let alone married. I haven't watched past season 2 since the original aired.

>>213069204
Even worse since she openly admitted TO HIM that the deadbeat father of her bastard was some guy who had a one night pump and dump creampie session with her.
>>213069329
Call him a chud all you want, but a woman who lets a stranger ejaculate inside her pussy despite barely knowing him is the embodiment of a red flag. Low impulse control, low self esteem, complete disregard for consequences, poor judgment of character, high chance of STDs, high chance of cheating, the list goes on.

>>213069421
this isn't that kind of thread buddy

>>213069458
Isn't this a thread in which we discuss the characters and plots in Dexter: Resurrection?

>48 years old
yikes

>>213068791
>also i bet the cliffhanger at the end is just harrison seeing dexter as ghost dad like dexter sees james retard
You can't be a ghost while still alive, that's silly

>>213068818
It was lame that he killed him immediately after revealing who he was. I want to know what other killer thing about the BHB

>>213068818
>BURY ME WITH MY WIG

>>213068818
Can't believe his character's gone
NPH was my favorite Spider-Man growing up

Lila, in heaven rn: This is fucking bullshit

no one's interested in david dalmatian? gemini killer? sounds like a zodiac copycat

>>213069352
you got me

>>213069352
i was wondering why there was so much emphasis on the watch
harrison was all worried about it but he could've just told the watch place "hey that guy died"
it also seemed like they were making a telltale heart reference
very derivative imho desu desu

He's not using his new serial killer phone to plan murders is he

>>213069421
if this was a real person (I mean an irl monster) she would be getting off on breadcrumbing Harrison who she wouldn't respect as much as the deadbeat. I think it's just a tv show though

>>213069674
He was barely in the episode

>>213068754
Claudette is the NY Ripper
Calling it now
She's more like Dexter than Lady Vengeance

Is Tyrion a parody of the Podesta brothers?

i remember one had a sculpture that resembled one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims

>>213069777
>He's not using his new serial killer phone to plan murders is he
Doubt it but it should still have his meetup with the tattoo guy

>>213068497
>>213068674
it's one of the cops from Miami, the blond one, can't remember his name but he used to date Deb

>>213068692
kek

Doakes was their last three digit IQ detective

>>213069575
>still alive
Which Harrison doesn't know.
Could be interesting if that indeed is a ghost, and it tells him one thing, and then the real Dexter shows up and contradicts it, showing how Dex has changed or how Harrison is/was projecting the wrong things onto him

>>213069927
>Which Harrison doesn't know.
This anon doesn't know......

Ok Christian Carmogo is definitely showing up right?
Cause he just posted a tik tok how he was in New York recently for signings definitely enough time for him to be in the show
Also who’s the FBI agent with gambling addiction? Matthew’s?

>>213069529

>>213069927
THAT would be kino. If it's Dexter and Harrison's stories converging I'll be mad, please don't waste time with Harrison!

>>213069840
The phones are obviously being used to track them

>>213069529
He went to jail. Time inside sucks the life outta you.

>>213069421
>the deadbeat father of her bastard was some guy who had a one night pump and dump creampie session with her.
He was probably a tall chad with a nice muscular natty body and not literally a homeless watery eyes manlet incel like Harrison.
Her body = her choice.

>>213068754
>New York Ripper
Steve Schirrippa is part of the cast, but his character has yet to appear, so that would be my guess.

Episode was really good. Writing actually made sense and they are clearly setting up plot points like Lady Vengance & harrison's victim and Dexter probably getting caught because of shit vegan food.

>>213070037
Having rewatched, I don't think it can be a ghost.
Dex is wearing the same jacket as in his previous solo scene, a jacket he bought after leaving the clinic and which Harrison has never seen him wear. It would be a very sloppy and nonsensical oversight for Harrison to imagine a Ghost Dexter being dressed that way.

>>213069953
The only character I know from Detxer who was shown to have a gambling streak was Sarah Michelle Gellar's character (Tanya Martin) in Original Sin. Granted she obviously wasn't working for the FBI, but that could very well be what happened after she left Miami Metro. It was probably just a throwaway line, but it would be neat if they found a way to tie in something that was unique to Original Sin.

>>213070192
>Steve Schirrippa is part of the cast
I think this is the first time I recognize so many actors in a tv show, wtf

>>213070367
Literally who?

>>213070828
Bobby from the Sopranos

>>213070828
bobby from the sopranos
lol ridiculous casting if he's playing a serial killer

>mfw "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER"

>>213070236
I honestly doubt dexter is gonna get caught

it seems like what it's gonna happen is that uma thurman is gonna find out that dexter is killing all the serial killers but she actually finds them disgusting so she's gonna either cover up or even help dexter
either that or that's gonna be jessica jones who's gonna help dexter because she's just another lila/hannah

dexterbros im just happy this season isnt dogshit like new blood can i get an amen?

>>213066812 (OP)
>1080p.WEB.H264
kek. HDfags are a spiritually raped people. lossless 480p is all you need.

>>213068188
Harrison is not a chad like his father

So far, this is like the best season since 4. Which is mindboggling since New Blood was so weak.

>>213068379
She's really a terrible actress
Even Harrison is a better actor

>>213069377
In the original show it was a retarded relationship that everyone mocked

>>213071229
Give it time, still 6 more episodes to go and fuck it up.

>>213069377
>>213071358
I remember them getting married at the end of one season and then being already divorced offscreen by the next season premiere

for some reason, there are no attractive women in Resurrection.

>>213071666
Elliot Page was cute in the late 2000s and early 2010s

>>213070907
>>213070913
holy fuck how fat is he now?

>>213066812 (OP)
Anyone else groan audibly when Tyrion appeared?

>>213071738
I never watched Game of Thrones. I just laughed when he showed up because he's a midget.

I hope dexter kills the headphone bitch because she's an annoying nothingburger of a character

best tv show season in 10 years of all tv

>>213071738
yeah

it seems that he purposefully typecastes himself as fancy aristocrat that likes wine

>>213071814
Daredevil on Netflix was good. The only decent capeshit from the mid to late 2010s.

>>213071738
I did at first, but then realized he was behind all the warwick davis copypasta and laughed.

I feel like Krysten Ritter was planning to kill "Red" in that shower

anyone else felt somewthing warm and jolly inside their chest when dex finally stabbed barney stinson? I missed this shit so much, might just rewatch the entire show again.

>>213071666
That drunk chick who almost got raped was the best, hopefully we'll see more of her.

>>213067646
Didn't Dexter kill Trinity with his own hammer? Which he presumably would've dumped into the ocean along with the corpse.

>>213072072
yeah but ghost doakes has a gambling addiction and sold it to game of thrones gnome

>>213069121
thank you dear king

>>213072024
It seemed obvious she was giving him the rope to hang by if dex tried to shower without consent first.

>>213072093
>ghost pirate LeDoakes scouring the 7 seas to recover all of Dexter's post S2 corpses
i'm sold

>>213071738
He is the only dwarf actor that I would hire
All other Dwarfs BTFO'd

>>213071812
Best post in the entire thread

>>213071812
>>213072562
They could at least use different songs, she's like that guy from the linking park greentext

>>213067990
>>213067897
Fag zoomer tech illiterate and begging. Wow I’m rushing to help.

>>213071812
I bet those headphones will get her killed. Having them on all the time seriously compromises situational awareness.

>>213067897
You are a faggot.
>Hears about torrenting
>free movies! sounds great
>I get to keep them too!
>Searches for a website
I'd be surprised if you passed this stage, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt
>Uh oh my Norton security doesn't like this
>Uh oh my gay little phone doesn't allow this
>Uh oh I heard a HORROR STORY about how my ISP could call the cops on me!! AHHHH!
Goes back to being a faggy little pay piggy

>>213072934
You care too much

>>213072024
She was obviously baiting him

>>213073023
yeah sure, but not to kill him.
they can't kill each other in the group without breaking the rules.

>>213072934
>I get to keep them too!
you can "keep" streamed movies just fine. the way streaming works is exactly the same as any regular file, you can't watch something on your pc without downloading it.

>>213071738
U ARE NOT SON OF MINE!

Harrison doesn't have what it takes exactly to be a serial killer, he was feeling bad and almost turned himself in

>>213073198
DEXTER needs to kill him

it's nice when a show is moving instead of spinning wheels. The serial killer secret club is the dumbest bullshit imaginable, but as long as story moves forward, I'll accept it

>>213068188
would he had gotten friendzoned if he looked like this?

here's your qt mommy waifu bro

Hey guys if turned it off on episode one assignment as they introduced the obviously Jewish very rat looking woman with a terrible attitude. Does she get increasingly more unbearable as the episodes go on, or does she have a good side?

>>213069223
the new york ripper

>>213069953
yeah he also posted a tiktok showing nyc police outfits

>>213073646
Maybe the next season will be about manhunt

>>213073597
She's a hag
Dexter should fuck zoomer girls

>original end theme is back
i really don't know what they're doing with it, last episode it was a rap song and the first episode it was a messed up version of the original one

Harry please stop Dexter from fucking the BB girl no one wants another love interest

>>213073722
The final end theme will be staying alive by bee gees after dexter gets arrested by the jew detective

>>213073898
staying alive while harrison and dexter team up to kill the detective
it's funny because it's ironic

>"Hey guys let's add each other on steam so we can have serial killer gaming sessions"

Wtf was his problem?

>>213073960
he sensed dexters love for gaming

>>213073960
He's obviously based on that long island serial killer

watching this ep while I am in my gorilla nest.
thanks for not spoiling too much

holy shit harrison crumbles so easily

pussy ass killer

>Me...? Heh...I'm Dexter Morgan. I'm the Bay Harbor Butcher.
i stood up and clapped

>>213074041
I thought bay harbor butcher was sargeant doakes

Where's new Deb short shorts pics?

>>213074073
She's an ugly dyke

Why is Angel a decent detective now../tv/ told me he's horrible

>ehhhh eswayla! I'm going to NYC again, book me down for personal leave again. Adios!
>God dammit Angel, you're supposed to be working here and NYPD called about you flashing your badge all around town

>>213073960
nothing

he's a trinity type that can actually have a family to uphold the mask of being a normie

>>213068585
Now it's also skydance

>>213074133
he's gonna fuck up, you'll see

>>213074239
he'll go back to miami once he gets hungry for some proper food

>>213074158
Dexter has a type

brunettes with skinny bodies that look somewhat like Deb

it's pretty clear batista will confront dexter or catch him in the act then harrison will have to kill him and will save his dad

>>213069821
I'd rather bet on her bumbling partner Melvin being the real NY Ripper and playing dumb while using his privileged intel on Claudette and the investigation as a whole to stay 2 steps ahead. That's also why he seems to want to discourage Claudette from obsessively thinking about the NY Ripper, because he knows she's smart (She most likely pulls out bullshit out of her ass thanks to her quirky autism powers because she basically read the script.)
They are probably going to pull an Adachi from Persona 4 on us and have the nice and considerate detective be the real serial killer all along. Bonus point if he kills because of incel rage. Extra bonus points if he wants to crack Claudette.

>>213074158

>>213074340
>Another police serial killer
Just typical Dexter shut

>detective still listening to same song
>probably didn't want to license anything else

mannn I wish the midget would've went on a rant on how he doesn't like the bhb since he killed other serial killers but still appreciates him for his body count
feel like they skipped over him too fast but tbf in universe it happened 10 years ago and "he" got caught so it didn't gain a lot of notoriety

>>213074363
She's just autistic, can't wait when she gets killed by her friend while Staying Alive plays out of her headphones

>>213074336
Dexter won't kill batista because he loves the cubanos

Im supposed to believe a midget has gotten some of the most exclusive shit in his NYC apartment even with blood stains on them still. Like as if some dude carrying a fridge with blood up to his vault in an apartment

>white women bodyguard is all he has had for protection from the biggest killers

>>213074394
harrison will to save dexter

>>213074367
Canonically people don't talk about bay harbor butcher because they think he was a black guy and they don't want to seem racist

>>213074400
They mentioned he has more bodyguards..that the white woman called off...when he prompted the alarm....

>>213074419
harrison food also loves mexican food because his love interest is a latina

harrison is such a bad liar even angel caught on KEK

>>213066812 (OP)
Wait so the whole twitter meme with the black guy was just viral marketing for this new show?

>>213074041
NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Where from does one hire female bodyguards/personal assistants/assassins?

>Harrison i know what you're going through, but it's a dark path you are going down
>I've seen your browser history, those girls are men, yes they confuse you and invoke feelings but deep down they're men with wigs, harrison. You have got to see that

>>213074497
Doakes is the most popular dexter character after main character

>>213074497
yeah man just like surprise motherfucker was viral marketing for dexter, nothing is organic everything is fake

>loved dexter
>didn't like new blood
will i like resurrection?

>>213074557
yes since it's 80% dexter 20% harrison unlike the reverse in new blood

>>213074557
no you wont as you're clearly not a real fan

>>213074497
Pedro Pascal will be a villain in season 2

>>213074567
>>213074570
>>213074557
whats the difference between dexter resurrection and dexter original sin?

>>213074591
Dexter resurrection - cubanos
Dexter original sin - ugly dyke as deb

>>213074591
original sin is dexter starting out at miami pd, not required for resurrection

>>213072093
>>213072177
He's referencing the blood slides that Dexter made from his victims when he talks about the the FBI agent with a gambling problem don't comment unless you watched the episode

>>213074610
>he doesn't appreciate dyke debs

>>213074626
She's fucking ugly

>>213074639
Just like the original one then, perfect casting.

>>213074655
Jennifer carpenter looks like a model compared to dyke

>>213074557
I quit new blood a few episodes in and resurrection is fun, I look forward to it

>>213074669
Yeah, if you're into a man-faced troons.

>>213068379
im betting dexter is going to frame her to take the fall for harrison since she kills predators

>>213074717
Pretty sure Dexter will take the fall for Harrison bit hard to tie it to "Lady Vengeance" when it doesn't fit her MO

>>213074696
Still more attractive than the dyke

>>213074803
rule 1
don't get caught

>>213074803
Her MO is sex offenders

>>213074830
His love for his son will cause him to not follow the code it's meant to be a loving moment
>>213074833
Her MO doesn't include cutting up the bodies into pieces you dense cunt

>>213074803
>bit hard to tie it to "Lady Vengeance" when it doesn't fit her MO
Obviously they'll have to take out detective headphones and autism first. After the one competent cop in America is dead it'll be fine.

>>213074853
>Her MO doesn't include cutting up the bodies into pieces you dense cunt
Yeah, I'm sure this detail is going to stop the writers

>>213074853
>Her MO doesn't include cutting up the bodies
we dont know how she kills

I like how Dexter is actually enjoying himself being with the serial killers, he does kill them but it's not like he hates them. He just goes for SKs so his urge to kill "helps" the world

>people talking about dexter's code like that isn't long gone

lmao

>>213071532
there was actually a whole season in between that
>married end of season 4
>married throughout season 5
>divorced in between 5 and 6

>>213074889
You can deduce she doesn't do that because otherwise it would've been mentioned by the super cop that it matched the work of "Lady Vengeance" you low IQ brown scum

>Harrison will be invited to the dinner party
Come on Clyde

>>213074960
why would he

>>213074928
did the idea that her bodies were never found ever occurred to you

>>213068376
welcome to NYC

>>213075052
Then how would they ever tie the deaths to serial killer you low IQ brown scum

Huge fan of the original show here, do I need to watch the Ice Dexter spinoff before I watch Resurrection? I've only heard bad things about the other one.

>>213075112
nvm you are right rewatched it and her MO is different.

>>213075204
Takes a man to admit he was wrong much respect

>>213075128
People didn't like it because they killed Dexter
But now that there's resurrection it really is just season 9 but with retarded ending

>>213075128
It's a very similar story to this one. It's also a serial killer vs serial killer season. It's only hated, because Harrison is a main character equal to Dexter and because they ended the show in such a stupid way. It was literally supposed to be the ending to Dexter, but they retconned it. This one is also a serial killer vs serial killer(s) season, but Harrison has a more minor role (up to now). They might very well fuck up the ending again, when they decide to have Dexter killed (again). The first few episodes of New Blood weren't hated either.

I would recommend you watch it, so you know what I mean and don't just mindlessly hate it without knowing why it's hated.

solid ep

i wanted to see the actual conversation between angel and the headphone cunt

>>213066812 (OP)
I can't remember after this many years, does dexter every touch on the fact he is literally schizo, and has been arguing with his dead starwars force ghost father for a decade now

Krysten Ritter really gets my nads going

>>213075606
Quite sure the ghost is meant to represent to the viewer Dexter internally debating things but viewers are low IQ who need to be told what's happening to keep up so it would've passed you by

Neil is a believable serial killer

>>213074557
New blood was alright for an episode then it was so bad I forgot all of it, it was so bad they retconned the ending to make a new series. New series is much better, and leans into the cheesyness of old dexter, but they still have many episodes to fuck it up. The whole first episode was just fan service tho

>>213075606
idk but the idea that his careful side is his father that taught him the code is pretty kino, don't think the show would've been this popular if it was just his inner monologue with no harry ghost
do the books say he's seeing his father?

>>213075655
>>213075698
I understand its meant to give proper monologue to dexters shenanigans, but I can't remember once where it was ever touched on, or someone walking in or even overhearing him arguing with himself

as i walk along i wondeeer on what went wrong with our loveee

>>213075698
pretty sure in the books the dark passenger is a literal demon and doakes is a robot, so having a dead father to talk to seems fitting

>>213075782
He never talks out loud dude, when we see him talking it's like you debating something with your inner voice..you do have one right?

>>213075801
there was a scene literally in episode 3 where it pans from him talking to harry to him talking out loud to nothing.

>>213075606
It's not supposed to be literal schizophrenia. It's just a theatrical way of playing out his inner thoughts for the audience.

>>213075831
you never once spoke outloud while thinking about something?

>>213075782
you know dexter is a television show right? its not real

>>213066812 (OP)
This show isn't Dexter but I am enjoying it as a fan service fever dream. When he saw his bloodslides...kino...

>>213075782
>>213075831
Similar scene in season 7 where he discovers that someone (Louis Green) was murdered on his boat. He's talking to ghost Harry before the angle switches to him being observed and you see him alone on the boat. But I feel like it's clear he's not actually talking out loud to himself or an imagined person.

>>213066812 (OP)
I only binge watch seasons. I no longer do that weekly drop shit.

>>213075944
you miss the kino threads when you do that

What are the chances that she would've tried to kill Dexter in the shower?

>>213075955
Given that she's a mentally ill SK that goes after men being touchy with women it was probably a test to see what kind of man he is
Or just a pure sex invitation, who knows wom*n are retarded

I'm enjoying the hell out of this so far

>Sorry I'm not into White boys Harrison
How do you respond without sounding mad

>>213075955
It's debatable. It's clear Prater has a rule about the serial killers not targeting each other as referenced by NPH. Would she be willing to break it?

Harrison is such a baby holy shit, get over it.

>>213074497
Doakes has been shitposted about on the internet for nearly 20 years straight.

>>213076157
Literally kill her

>>213066812 (OP)
>I'm Dexter Morgan, the Bay Harbour Butcher.
K-K...Cringekino...

>>213076458
it's not cringe at all

>>213076592
Sometimes I find the dialogue in the show a little cringy, but the good kind.

>>213076592
It's cringe because dexter is a boomer acting like a zoomer

that better not be a Tell-Tale Heart reference in my murderslop

>>213076765
whats that

>>213076850
some nerd book for nerds

>>213076157
plant the murdered guys watch on her and phone the cops

I wonder what the tattoo killer was going to say. He was pretty chill about dying but when he heard bay harbor butcher he went all FUUUUUUK! and tried to say something before dead.
I don't know, maybe he was just fanboy. Anyway it's pretty cool season so far. Still too much harrison but what can you do.

weird they dodge using the term "dark defender" and go for "dark avenger" which is used by real media

>>213076944
Why would serial killers be fanboys of dexter? He kills other serial killers. Even police is better than him

>>213077175
140 kills while working with cops but I don't think in universe they know that number.
I think they'd like Trinity more since he has 200+ bodies

I'm convinced that pretty much all the Harrison scenes from this episode were ripped from the cancelled Harrison spin-off where Dexter had died

>>213077175
Maybe just because he was notorious. Could also be that dexter killed their friend in the past and he was more like trying to say "fuuuck. you.. you.. you killed dimitri the golfnutter from miami who used to make mean bloody marys at our gatherings!"'
Who knows

>ep4: 2 chilli dogs
So they're actually continuing the theme of Dexter eating fast food every episode. Is this like an inside joke?

>>213077261
Dexter killed a lot of people but most of then were killers like them. Don't really see why would serial killers would worship dexter

>>213076458
I'm assuming he's a household name at this point, like Ted Bundy

Is this better than that abortion of a reboot they had a few years ago?

>>213076592
early dexter never liked that name

>>213077426
and he's correct, bayharbor butcher is much cooler.

>>213074557
Kino so far. I think pretty much everyone is waiting for the drop in quality because no one believes they can actually keep this up for an entire season

>>213077426
they know him by that name so not much choice. dexter is a bit egoistic in a way and he just saw that his trophies are on display with other greats

>>213077329
Dexter is probably the most ridiculous serial killer in the world.
>Serial killer who worked in Miami police
>Mother brutally killed by cartel.
>Brother also serial killer.
>Wife killed by the most notorious serial killer beside him.
>Son who shot him is also a killer.
>Killed some of the most notorious serial killers in the world

I don't think people would even believe dexter if he said that

>>213077345
1 - tasty cubano
2 - 2 hamburgers
3 - ???
4 - 2 chilli dogs

>>213077499
I bet the midget billionaire would cum his pants if dexter would tell all that in his presentation

actually make it two

>>213077525
In e3 he had the sitdown meal with his landlord/best friend. Can't remember what he ate specifically. I think it was beef maybe?

>>213077616
Cassava Stew. He also eats what looks like leftovers in his car while watching Red

>>213077616
in the books dexter loved food from what i remember. always hungry, so that's probably why he eats always in the tv shows. it's funny nod at that when they make him eat vegan food :D can almost feel his soul crushing (if he has one) when he can't take the steaks or pastries to not blow his cover

>>213077751
in original sin it's said that he eats a lot to calm down his urge of killing

>>213068188
she was leading him on like crazy

>>213077345
The chili dogs were because he did not enjoy the vegan food at the dinner and wanted to quickly balance it out with some meat.
And cubanos can be high quality and served at real restaurants, not really fast food

>>213072899
One of few intelligent posts ITT.

>quickly makes the tattoo shop a kill room
based

>>213077816
they're obviously going to have her get jealous once harrison gets a gf see >>213069223

>>213077825
and so he can get caught

requesting a webm of Angel slowly walking up to Harrison, something funny as fuck about it

>>213077854
while I know nitpicking dexter is pointless, the fact that he somehow chopped up the body without his tools triggered me, that tiny curved knife definitely wouldn't be enough

>>213068614
I wish they didn't go into his victim type or the whole tattoo thing. Would've made it easier to pretend he was Barney Stinson.

>>213077984
did it myself

Why is NPH's method so conspicuous? How the fuck did this guy manage to be a serial killer?

>>213069529
he looks unkept

>>213071738
I hope his death is funny.

>>213078216
Maybe he was careful to only target people in quiet areas at night.
The gas quickly puts the victim to sleep, and simply holding the mask over their face would muffle their reaction and cry for help if there is any. It's not the worst method, arguably better in some cases than Dex's syringe jab where sometimes the victim will yell "Ugh, what the fuck?!" before passing out

>>213078479
Except, you know, Dexter's method used to involve meticulous planning and not doing it on THE STREET

>>213074400
The most damning things are the Trinity hammer AND the knowledge of Trinity actually killing in fours. The former is at the bottom of the ocean, the latter is inside Dexter's skull and no one else's (I think, haven't seen season 4 since it first aired).

>>213068818
Maybe it's that he was genuinely fond of some of the other members of Prater's club, so as he got stabbed he realized the implications of the BHB infiltrating the group and was thinking "Oh shit, you're gonna kill all my friends too..."

Harrison a cute

>>213078208
>Hawwison I want to talk about your fadda

>>213078851
Ding, ding, ding. If he were trying to say something profound, we would have gotten more syllables than "you".
What we got was basically, "The horror. The horror."

>>213077345
Him leaving a meeting where everyone thinks he's a vegan then immediately running up to a vendor and ordering a shit load of meat while having a recording/tracking device they gave him in his pocket is going to be relevant right?

So, why didn't Harrison tell Angel that his dad was the bhb? Don't really think there would be a reason for him to hold back if he thought Dexter was really dead

>Abducts Neil Patrick Harris and his gigantic head for some reason, then kills him in a tattoo parlor in New York
That location is retarded. It's up there with the airport or that stage from Original Sin. Why not just kill them in the building with that big, free, industrial furnace lmao

>>213079153
I thought that was the place that NPH set up since it had his tools?

>>213079109
>tell him dexter is the bhb
>Angel now knows it was Harrison that killed and chopped up the hotel guy
>he arrests or tips off the police
Harrison was right not to sequel

>>213079109
If Dexter really was dead and he was the bhb then that would directly implicate Harrison as the murderer of the hotel guest, having learned from his father as Angel implied.

>>213079109
Because Harrison is not stupid. He knows it's not a friendly chat. He knows he's under (correct) suspicion of a murder, himself, which was committed and cleaned up using methods similar to Dexter's.
>Yeah, it's true, my dad told me who we really was.
leads to the obvious follow-up question,
>What else did he tell you about his murders?

>>213079109
He grew up in the system and knows that snitches get stitches.

>>213078558

>>213079109
Better question is why Angel didn't tell Harrison that his dad is alive. Harrison's reaction to that news could have been revealing and insightful

>>213079277
because he's playing the "your father is already dead, you can tell me" card

>>213079182
I thought he had the tools on him, like in his gas bag.

>>213079277
He decided to be a smart cop for once in his entire career

i can't wait for his cover to be blown because someone sees him gobbling down chili dogs.

>>213078343
Maybe they’ll have a gag like
>welp no reason to cut up into 9 pieces, amirite?
>4th wall breaking glance into camera

>>213079153
They made a point of showing that Dex didn't have his car and didn't have time for a long commute before the tattoo girl would be targeted.
It was safer and more straightforward to kill NPH in the parlor, leave him there and then go retrieve his car to move the body

>>213078343
I have a feeling he'll be left alive as sequel bait with thr next season being about Dexter being hunted by more serial killers

>>213079440
>Like i promised. Here's a still from the finale

>I'm just a HUGE fan
lmao

fun ep, fun season
hoping we get rita tho

>>213079756
Based midge.
>s01
LOL

>>213079510
could be cool , but there doesn't seem to be that many serial killers if they only managed to gather up like 5

NEW THREAD

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>>213079273
this is that stupid kid from season 8 i hated him

>>213079273
That's a dock, not a street. In fact, it's a guarded dock where cops own most of the boats.

>>213079440
Or have him in a mime costume run on the streets of New York and Dexter runs him over in a red car dressed as a monkey.