Thread 82283540

easy like a sonntag morgen edition

dead as fuck

I HAD SEX WITH RUTH MULTIPLE TIMES

>>82283950
You didn't. I'm sure that deano has though.

wake up de lids
wake up de lids
wake up de lids

Can't believe I lived through the *epic spork* emo gril era and never got to rub my balls on one's hair

>>82284142
hooked up last year with a 31yr old chick who still dresses and dyes her hair like one
naturally she was bi polar and a fucking drama bomb

Anonyniggers

drunk at 8 55am

>>82284253
>drunk at 8 55am
fascinating

>>82284253
Not good that lid.

Another day of pure win sat alone posting on 4chan, king?

Regretting leaving muh playstation at my mum's, desu. Just saw linkrel, and it reminded me of sitting for hours playing TOCA. I'd play it at nights as a child (had a job working nights, so when I left I was used to being awake at nights) for hours.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmbAmlRYuPQ

>>82283540 (OP)
Happy Sunday lids.

>>82284362
Morning lad. I thought it was friday all day yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyi1z39nlk

>>82284061
Tatted up, out day drinking, showing skin. You just know she shags multiple men.

>>82284370
May as well be de lid with the bank holiday.

I have spent time on /pol/, I like it on there sometimes, desu. On my visits, I've frequented brit/pol/, and 1 thing I've seen on there that is similar to here, an anon with an murrican flag, talking about a poster being on there 16 hours a day (we have that here, with a seether here all day, being a faggot to others). Seen this so called murrican poster mentioning dollies as well when talking about this poster being there 16 hours per day).
My conclusion? We have a /pol/ tier faggot trying to troll us.
My suggestion? Fight the nigga.

Going to stop playing games that piss me off

>>82284385
I'm a soon to be disabled dosser, been on bennies for years. Unfortunately (sometimes it's good) all days blend into 1.
Songnotrel, just found an old good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYkeeAVXD78

>>82284361
never owned it myself but remember it being a popular game when i was a sprog

>>82284429
I've had it twice. 1st time I sold it because I was a (fucking retarded) smackhead (heroin addict). I've had 3 OG playstations over the years. 1 as a child which I then sold. Bought 1 back as a wagie adult, then my crackhead (ex for now) friend sold it, so I bought another last week. Had 2 SNES' over the years, first had the same fate as the 1st playstation, then bought another a few weeks ago, but still got it as I took it somewhere, and my (ex for now) crackhead friend couldn't sell it (he would have if he could).

Had this song in muh head for several days now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SepZDSkY4Ro
>>82284418
Pissed off due to it being shit tier or difficult? It's good to overcome things, but if it's shit, or stressing you too much, just sack it off and play another.
What's game pissed you off?

Need my wollocks drained by HHL's long neck

>>82284403
ok drama cunt

>>82284466
>What's game pissed you off?
Anything that just feels unfair.
I've put like 1000 hours into DBD and probably enjoyed about 50 of them.
Football Manager is pretty easy and fair but it still puts me in a bad mood.

Let's fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Int music brilliant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po8L0IzKGLc

>>82284493
Says the unpleasant lad 1st thing in the morning.
>lowercase
>seething

Need I say more? Why be so angry because I pointed out the same shitter visits multiple threads?
The only reply is an ad hominem attack. Kek.

>10 days of not waking up and blasting constant choons
I missed it desu. I had classicfm and radio3, but can't beat some bassy dance music in the morning. Get the body moving (grooving moar like, amarite), bit of happiness in the soul.
Bad things can happen in life, but so can good, we need to concentrate on the good things, not get caught up in raging at others and Rselves.

I LOVE LIFE
LET'S FUCKING GO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PU47g7-lg4

>>82284532
Follow up choon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvz2Pk5KHBU

weltdowns on tap last night x

>>82284321
Busy day desu
Halfway into a kitchen refit. Place is a shambles so wanna get the counter tops and cabinets done today so I can get the water back on and restore some order

only things I enjoy in life
>guitar
>lifting
>various vidya
>biscuits and a cuppa
if its not that then I hate doing it, which is sadly 95% of my life

>>82284418
This was genuinely one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life. Got into vidya early on and loved every minute of it, then when I became a teenager I got into league and would basically only play league, six hours after school every day and 12 hours a day on weekends. Thing is, the game made me unhappy. I was stressed, angry, annoyed, anxious etc. I hated playing because something would always piss me off
>WHY DIDN'T THE JUNGLER GANK?!
>HOW DID YOU LOSE MID SO HARD?!
etc.

One day after getting demoted in ranked I just sort of stood back and wondered what the fuck I'm doing with my life. Why am I playing a game if it brings me nothing but unhappiness?

Quit, uninstalled, deleted my account and never looked back. Now I only play games for fun. If at ANY point they stop being fun, I stop playing and will only ever go back if I think playing it will be genuinely fun. After years of being a sweaty multiplayer gamer I've got back into my extremely womfy and happy stride of 90% single player games. Gaming for me. Gaming for fun x

>>82284596
i did / do exactly the same. although i barely play 2 or 3 hrs / week now

>>82284591
Shame a good 50% of your life is spent in work. The other 30% asleep. So you get 20% to yourself.

Miss China desu, kinda want to go back. It had it's quirks and it's not perfect, but I have to admit at this point it was straight up better to live in than Britain. Accepting that makes me sad, because I love my country, but what is any one man supposed to do? Heading down a very dark path here and I really think that things are going to get much worse before they get better, if they are even able to get better at all.

Maybe I should start looking into visas again and job hunting.

>>82284558
>weltdowns on tap last night x
fascinating

>>82284596
Ranked League is toxic asf. I just play ARAMs and have fun

>>82284612
and a good chunk of that 20% is spent on admin work (cooking, cleaning, laundry, tidying, dusting, mopping, food shop, various bullshit) so the amount of actual downtime is fuck all.

>>82284622
>You get a weekend off make sure you do what you want with it!
>Meanwhile, Saturday is spent cleaning the house, hoovering, buying groceries, doing clothes washing, odd jobs that need fixing etc
>A good portion of Sunday is spent pre-cooking meals ready for the rest of the week
And I'm single. Imagine having a wife or kids mixed in here as well? You would permanently have no time to yourself. No idea how people do it. No wonder the birth rate is going down.

no gf. no friends. no family that cares about me. poor. loser. unemployed on benefits. virgin. ugly. short. cant drive. cant cook. no degree.

i should just kms. nobody will every love me and i will never be happy. every day is a miasma of blurred nothingness and suffering. world losing its colour. no hope for anything better not because im depressed but because i can clearly see reality.

the world really would be better off without me in it

i call my penis a dinky decker

>>82284655
The reason you're all that is because you have BBC porn unironically saved on your PC you gimp

>>82284641
theres a bloke on here with sprog and he says that hes depressed as fuck, 0 time to himself. We need a 3 day weekend, bank holiday and I did the washing on thursday when I was wfh so I have 3 entire days, really saturday and sunday should be chilling then monday be prepping for the week ahead. If I didn't wfh 2 days a week I think id rope ngl, id have even less time.

>>82284683
Yeah a 3 day weekend would actually sort a lot of issues out. You could use that 1 day to do all your housework and then actually use the weekend as relaxing. Too bad this country is ran by wankers and wont accept the 4 day work week

>>82284669
Tiny pecker more like

>>82284683
I know that lad, feel bad for him when he posts here, sounds like hell desu since I know I would go mental if I got no time to myself.

>>82284673
True true.
This lad knows the score. Oh aye.

>>82284683
Theres a bloke here that works and has to do community service on Sundays. I would an hero having just one day to myself

Just got released from jail lads. Was a horrible experience. Had to share cells with some really awful and mental bastards. One lad looked me right in the eye when he was having a wank and kept saying that nothing will stop him masturbating

I've spent a lot of time in a bunch of African countries and with the diaspora of them over here in the UK. One thing that is virtually never remarked upon, but plays a very much outsized role in the minds and behaviours of Africans is the fact that they all believe in witchcraft or voodoo or shamanism or whatever the fuck you want to call it. Curses, spells, potions etc. That's not an exaggeration, they all believe it just to varying degrees. Even those that profess to be Christian or Muslim still genuinely believe it's a thing, arguably I would say in more 'real' ways than Christianity or Islam is.

>>82284732
Kewl story lad

>>82284732
You could have started sucking him off and told him he was wrong.

my favourite GTA4 mission is where you kill the diamond delaers in thier hotel

>>82284695
the thing is in the normal working week I feel like in an 8 hour day you can get the work done in just a few hours then you have to pretend to be busy, if we just actually worked we could have the 4 day week and ''productivity'' wouldn't decrease. Also this 5 day work week was created at a time where you would have had a wife to handle the house work so when you came back you were done but instead if youre single youre massively overworking because then youve got another job of house work ontop of it. Its all a bit fucking gay innit.

Spammong taking a breather today?

>>82284591
Is there a way to do them/some of them more often? Even if only 80%, your life will be 15% more enjoyable.
Sorry for the late reply. Could have sworn I pressed post.

>>82284732
Scary if true.

>>82284935
well, when I wfh I do as little as humanly possible to do other things but I dont think I can fit anymore of it in

>>82284596
Same, that was me with Hearthstone a few years ago
Luckily Blizz have totally ruined it now so I couldn't go back even if I tried

>>82284951
That sucks. Do you do things like turn your camera off during teams meetings, mute your mic and practice guitar? You could occasionally unmute your mic and say "good point" "I agree" "could you repeat that? My audio cut out". Make it seem like you're taking part and paying attention.

Being raised by a sociopath has made me a pitiful weakling.

Anyone else find it genuinely just tiresome when some streamer or some minor celebrity or whatever is being absolutely dragged over the coals for GROOMING A MINOR!!!! but then when if you look into what happened it's always like some 17 year old girl (fully developed secondary sex characteristics, has achieved menarche, fully aware of what she's doing and messaging, obviously isn't inexperienced with sexual relationships etc.) who messages the person and chats for a bit and then send titty pics and the person accused of being a paedo is, naturally, like 'wow those look amazing'.

Like what are people actually angry about here? Are they seriously implying that the 17 year old girl is some kind of helpless, utterly naive little child who is being targeted by a rapacious pervert? In most cases there isn't even any physical meeting between these people. And what the fuck is the person supposed to say? That she's ugly or that he genuinely doesn't want to see, fresh, firm, ripe, swelling, milky 17 year old titties?

Get the fuck out of here with all this fake outrage bullshit.

I'm sorry but I just can't get worked up over things like this. Feels like a non-issue to me desu.

>>82284989
I dont really have teams calls, I sort of just get left on my own, theres one work ''stream'' I get monitored on and the rest they dont check, it takes up about 2 hours of the morning then I stop working for the day and have a mouse wiggler, in office its the same pretty much because I can get away with youtube, reading, stock websites or even drawing, dull in the office though, I always leave early because we have flexi time but I dont log it, line manager leaves early so I'm never questioned, I also turn up around 15 minutes late.

>>82285005
Agree we should lower the age of consent to 14 or even 13 like in some countries

>>82284743
did you find out why the junglers don't gank?

>>82284142
incels will say it's all about looks. which, yeah, it is to SOME degree. but we didn't help ourselves being all cynical whenever a lass was a bit quirky.

>>82285005
>fake outrage
>can't get worked up
yeah these are the main takeaways. i think there MIGHT be some difference in US-UK culture, like to them "underage drinking" can be "in college" at 19. obviously here when you're at uni you can just go to the pub and drink? wat.

teenagers will always be teenagers, the internet is the internet. either people don't remember being 16, or 16-year-olds are genuinely different now? find that one hard to believe tbqh.

Amazing how "non-woke" grifters just fucking complain and moan like little girls not being allowed a pony.

>>82284849
i liked that mission a lot as well
i used to play it over and over, and i'd walk instead of running and use just a handgun and use as few bullets as possible
it annoyed me at the end of that mission where you take the elevator down but you instantly get a wanted level, and ray calls you so you either have to stand around while the police come or hang up on him and miss out on the conversation

>>82285078
Corrrrrr! Reminds me of my teenage GF. She was a scene lass, pale skin and black makeup. Spent hours licking her pussy once... what a life...

>>82285148
>>82284849
sorry i just realised that wasnt an earnest post about late checkout and it was actually just because its the mission where you kill jews

>>82284165
i knew a girl who was in her 30s and had that "looK' covered in shit tattoos and thinning dyed hair and unflattering piercings and she was insufferable

she ruined our dnd sessions because she didnt understand the spirit of dnd

she didn't play as "her" character but said shit like "oh and then your character says this and mine says that and then we all did x" like fuck off that's not how the game works!!! youa are not the DM!!!!

>>82285159
Wish GTA 4 was on the PS5 so I could replay it. Cracking game that was. The hype surrounding it was mental. Felt like the first proper next gen game at the time, a complete upgrade over San Andreas with 10x more realistic gameplay, especially the driving and ragdoll.

absolutely the sort of npc who posts pictures of the chinese she ordered on her story, videos from an MCR show she went to, and how she's having a "cozy night in tonight" every single night of a pov of her watching some garbo on netflix

>>82285159
WHAT'S THE TIME?
IT'S QUARTER TO NINE!
TIME TO HAVE A BATH

love these lil fuckers, some creative shit on that there YouTube

i'm manic and depressed and i havent ate for 3 days and my bedsheets are covered in blood and i reek of bo

i need a hug and i asked my ex if i could come over and she said yes but it's just going to make me cry knowing i'll not have her back and the most i get from her is the occasional hookup and stories of how much better her life is without me

Going to be hard to play GTA VI without getting hard staring at Lucia's arse and playing dressup with her.

>>82285214
Why didn't they have life jackets on?

>>82285174
Can you not play PS3 games on the PS5?

theres a work dnd group and I just cant get into the idea of shit like that, I like fantasy stuff but it feels a bit...gay, I also like warhammer lore but fuck actually playing it

Mums making me do cleaning. Fuckin ell.

>>82285243
Sony can't work out PS3 emulation despite it being their own fucking system so you can only stream PS3 games through PS+ but GTA 4 isn't one of them.

>>82284426
>Soon to be disabled
What do you mean lad, is there something wrong with you?

>>82285256
>Mums making me do cleaning. Fuckin ell.
alrite kev

>>82285268
HHL's brother is called Kev

I remember a while ago normies were pissing the bed over GTA4 where that guy went into a hospital and shot everybody inside. Can normies not differentiate between fantasy and reality?

>>82285281
Meant this one really

>>82285007
That's a bugger. Wagie life can suck. Hopefully things get better.
>>82285264
Multiple sclerosis. Left side of the body is fugged, and now the right side is joining in on the fun.

>>82285268
Not kev. It's me. Got to vac the stairs and the bedrooms. GRIM. Not had my breakfast yet.

me? I used to shoot up the hospital in gta 4 and plan random shootings but in a more calculated sort of way, used to do similar on gmod but uh stopped.

>>82285288
Thought it was you MSlad, sorry to hear that. Is there some sort of treatment for it?

>>82285292
now imagine doing this but you work full time and have to clean the bathroom, do the laundry, wash plates and clean up after every single thing you do. Now tell me why this life is worth living?

>>82285248
it is a bit theatrical, therefore homosexual, but D&D can be fun. you will 100% have a better time leaning into it a bit than being all snide/cringing about it.

sometimes it would make my willy go big as well, I think I may be wired up a bit strangely.

>>82285297
I used to shoot women dead and then repeatedly shoot the faces of their corpses. Go to the beach and shoot the girls in bikinis. Only a game, isn't it?

>>82285317
I dont wan to be snide/ cringe about it and I wish I could just get into it but theres something holding me back, I dunno I dont think I can get into it. Its probably fucking loads of fun with a few beers as well im most likely missing out.

>>82285297
my friend's weird friend would specifically shoot all the black people.
i know them computer games don't make you violent, but that lad may have been a RACIST.

>>82285310
OH couldn't BEAR the thought lid. In our house everything is fair, split 3 ways. So the cleaning is split 3 ways as well. Mum mops the floor. Brother does the dusting and surfaces and I vac the stairs and bedrooms. It's a fair system me thinks.

>>82285324
kek, at least I wasn't discriminatory, used to like getting a realistic number then pretending to shoot myself after to avoid ''prison'', choosing only one main weapon and a sidearm, no grenades or silly shit. Its just a game innit (I would still be doing this is I could be arsed to get gta 4 to run on pc but lets just pretend ive grown out of it)

>>82285329
Seems like a good way to do it. I live with just my mum and dad and I do most of the cleaning because they're at work and I'm not. Only fair I think. Doesn't take me long to hoover and dust anyway. Hate doing the bathroom but I only do it like once a month anyway.

>>82285323
everyone has their line on pure cringe role-playing type stuff, we're on 4chan and i'm not about to defend "o_O *glomps u*" Gaia Online types.
BUT
get over yourself, have a few bevvies, explore some fuckin dungeons.

>>82285341
>then pretending to shoot myself
;_; it's okay anon help is available you can contact the Samaritans we love you lad

>>82285309
There might be, to slow down things, but there's no coming back from what is causing me issues currently. Things are getting worse, so every day I'm just trying to be positive, and think at that moment in time, that will be the best I will ever be (if that makes sense?).

>>82285347
I'm not completely above the rp'ing shit, I used to get really into modding the bethesdaslop games and creating a whole other backstory for my characters, one of mine lasted two years irl.

>>82285355
yeah but why would I want to end up in hypothetical gta 4 prison after doing in 14 people in a diner? fuck that

>>82285347
I was in a DnD group briefly and really enjoyed it. It was good fun and a great creative outlet. Unfortunately the DM couldn't be arsed anymore and it fizzled out.

>>82285324
No such thing as racism, we are all one race. Racism doesn't exist.

Used to love going on shooting sprees as a kid, did it all the time. My favourite one was the godfather on ps2. I would strip naked and I would get a stick of dynamite and throw it into the shop and close the doors and it would kill everybody in the shop. My brother completed it 100% and he had all the best weapons so after blowing up a few shops I would get out the old street sweeper and go to town on the citizens.

>>82285383
Kek, loved playing a homicidal babe on Saint's Row 2. Stripping naked then running around shooting people whilst teenage me had a big stiffy.

>>82285248
RPGs are just people being story tellers. It's no different than how in video game development you'll have writers for the main story with others doing specif characters in that world. The only difference here is gambling is added to see if you get to tell the story you want or not.

>>82285380
you're not wrong here lad. there is the human race, and then there is London. which should have a giant wall built around it, so nobody gets in or out. they'd love it.

>>82285403
>gambling
I like gambling, hmm maybe I should try it

>>82285400
at least im not alone in getting a stiffy over going on a shooting spree

i really like "let's figure shit out" mode D&D over play-acting D&D. presumably /tg/ still has my back:
>>>/tg/osr

as a tabletop game the rules are pretty unforgiving (your elf just dies, 0 hit points). but as a group "let's figure out this dungeon" activity? yeah that's great stuff. and you KNOW it is.

>>82285409
Londoners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwmQr1jcUo

>>82285411
>woman was on her way to visit her boyfriend in another state.

>>82285442
watched this for a bit. they're having fun. think the stream died.

aye just make the Greater London Area some big dome. they can have their own parliament, their own lives, while us provincials do our own thing. black, white, brown, don't care.

>>82285159
bit weird thats the conclusion you came to lad

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/08/05/police-review-liaison-officer-muslims-weapons-mosque/

Do you think if a bunch of English lads went out into the streets armed with knives and machetes that the police would ask them nicely to put them in a church after the ruckus?

Ought to shave me X

at least when I'm dead I dont have to do any housework or pay taxes, honestly it'll be a good day.

>>82285566
loads of stuff you dont have to do when youre dead, ive been looking forward to it for ages

>>82285524
No, they'd all be held on remand until they plead guilty.
According to official govt figures there were 12 MILLION illegal firearms in the uk in 2013.
Some of these "AUDIT" blokes should start rummaging around in Mosques with metal detectors over the carpets and box benches etc.
The police won't do it so the public must.

>>82285581
If auditors tried that they'd be arrested within the hour and in jail for ten years a week later.
Did you see that auditor guy go into a migrant hotel because he grew out some stubble and wore baggy clothes? He went in, faked an accent, ate from the buffet, looked around and left while recording it all with a go-pro under a hat. Police were at his house the same day as he uploaded the footage and he was charged with burglary. Funny though since his taxes pay for it all, ah well.

>>82284381
I'm sure that's all very normal behaviour for women in their early 20s. Lots of sex, alcohol and not a care in the world.

>>82285575
I think living is some sort of inherently shit thing thats supposed to be mostly awful and you get sprinklings of dopamine to keep you going but ultimately its just terrible, maybe I'm here to suffer, perhaps im spiritmaxxing. I quite like the hell realm theory where evil beings are harvesting human suffering and when you die you come back to be farmed. Bollocks but a fun idea. Eternal nothing would be fucking lush.

wouldnt mind getting into ruths arse desu,all the way upto my wrist

Mums just had MASSIVE meltdown over a chicken breast. Shouting at the top of her lungs because I've ate one of the chickens in the fridge. A full on 10 min rant over it. A bit over the top if you ask me.

council tax? cant hear u mate ive been cremated, I physically dont exist anymore, NI contributions? dont have a job m8 dont bother me ive ceased existing eternally. Washing? whats that, I dont even possess a physical body to wear clothes, not my problem, ageing? also not my problem, cant age what is dead. 40 hour work week you say? not for me pal, cant work without a body or mind, nope, im eternally neeting in my celestial sanctuary where I dont exist.

>>82285621
is that one of the chicken breasts you ate or just a stock image as reference?

>>82285621
Was she saving it for something?

>>82285624
Yes thats the one. there's 2 in the pack and I ate one. Quite nice actually.

>>82285621
She's really just ashamed, disappointed and angry with you for being a fucking pathetic freak loser and the chicken breast is being used as an excuse to express her resentment towards you.

>>82285623
the single best post ive ever seen on 4chan, makes me suicidal in a good way

when i die, my brain functions will stop and any mind/ego/self/spirit will cease to exist.

yep. it's that. 100% sure.

>>82285625
She said it's her lunch. I said have something else then. It's been years since she has shouted at me like that, feel like a teenager again. A bit bollocksed now because I was going to ask to lend some money, seen a beautiful copy of final fantasy adventure on eBay. Hopefully she has simmered down by dinner time.

>>82285639
Made me laugh out loud. Thank you anon.

Need that lad to post that photo of "wollocks status = done in" hope nobody buys it.

>>82285603
Most auditors don't pay taxes. I remember that Marti bragging about how he doesn't work in some drunken livestream with the rest of them frauditors.

I actually can't even fathom what it's like to have a family that has screaming matches with each other. My parents and family have always just been sort of, you know, really nice. I've never shouted at nor been shouted at by my parents.

Really does just signal scummy to me imo.

I also laughed as well as she was shouting at me, which probably added fuel to the fire. She is wearing her Minnie Mouse pyjamas. Couldn't take her seriously kek.

>>82285214
Every adult on that boat should be charged with child endangerment and put in jail or better yet deported. Of course they won't be because laws don't apply to brown. But they just needed to flee the war-torn hellhole that is France that badly!

>>82285669
Well if somebody ate your chicken breast you'd be fuming too

>raise son for 30+ years
>he still lives with you
>he plays Nintendo games all day
>buy some nice chicken for tomorrow's lunch
>the time arrives, a nice bit of comfort food
>he's gone and ate the frigger

i can see how this might get her miffed tbqh.

>>82284879
True that mate. I do all my work within the first few hours. Set dossing around on me PC for the next 5. It's so pathetic how we waste our lives like this.

hes right, work is gay

To be fair, dont be eating food out the fridge that isn't yours. I'd be a bit mad if someone ate my chicken too.

It's not even a question of DA LAW, since the law is what Parliament says it is and can be changed on a whim if the political will exists to do so. Labour has no qualms changing the laws to achieve their goals - OSA, voting age, 'workers rights', 'squator's rights' etc. The problem is that Labour (and the Tories for that matter) don't WANT to change the laws to get rid of illegals, because they genuinely hold a sort of moral compunction about deporting people and/or not letting anyone they consider to be 'less fortunate' into the country and be allowed to stay here forever at the taxpayer's expense.

>>82285713
they just like immigrants because they keep wages down and house prices up

>>82285642
well I fucking hope so
>>82285698
thing is I dont even get to doss because Ive got to do shit like dust, vac, tidy, exercise so my shit human body doesn't deteriorate, cook food, eat the food, clean up after myself, do laundry so it doesn't pile up, so that makes it so I can doss around for a few hours, maybe stare at the ceiling wondering what the point anymore is etc.

Can't even imagine what it's like to live in a family where people take things that aren't theirs either. I dunno, just seems really alien to me to act like that. Just don't, it's really easy. My family has never screamed at each other, stolen from each other, hit each other, tried to sabotage each other in any way, scammed each other etc. etc. we've just always been nice and respectful. We've disagreed on things, but nothing that talking about things reasonably wasn't able to fix or come to some compromise over.

It's so, so easy to not live like screaming savages.

so much time is wasted on treading water, make the food, eat the food, shit the food, clean the clothes to wear the clothes, clean the toilet, dust the surfaces, vacuum and mop the floor, buy the food from the shop. God it never fucking ends does it?

>>82285608
Me? Vanilla sex. I don't think she'd be into your kinks.

>>82285639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRol65tDgdY

>>82285721
This is partly true, in the sense that there are people with vested interests who lobby for mass immigration on these grounds, but by and large the average politician is not some conglomerate magnate and they aren't doing it for the money. They're not worried about suppressing wages because they're not paying wages for the most part. They aren't worried about keeping house prices high because they don't own large property portfolios (again, by and large, exceptions do exist ofc).

The reason most of them are pro-immigration is due to a religious conviction. It's a morally good thing to do in their opinion.

>>82283540 (OP)
I almost have my passport ready and ill be visiting, where can i get some PUSS??

>>82285669
It's called being working-class

It weird how women just casually do this on youtube. I'm not fully against tats but this is fucking hideous.

>>82285755
Holy christ, mad that people like this exist. What's the context here? Just a robot off his meds living with mummy?

Sheltered middle class mongs in this thread never faced hardships in their lives horrified that somebody in their family is having an argument. You lot wouldn't last 5 mins on a building site you would be running out with your pants down your ankles asking daddy to pick you up at 9:30. Back to the cotton ball shelter for you

>>82285694
>>82285803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gdqMTKXrc

>>82285784
Absolutely disgusting. Like a childs drawings on the wall with crayon.

>>82285784
>It weird how women just casually do this on youtube. I'm not fully against tats but this is fucking hideous.
fascinating

>>82285812
Why is any of that good exactly? If you offered someone a life where they didn't have screaming matches with their family, where their family didn't try to steal from them and shit vs one where all that happened, wouldn't any reasonable person pick the former? I fail to see why it's a good thing that we have vast swathes of the population (seemingly congregated in the poorest sections of society, hhhhmmmmmmmmm why could that be???) where this is seen as normal and even good to experience. Sounds very third-worldy.

>>82285822
>Absolutely disgusting. Like a childs drawings on the wall with crayon.
fascinating

>>82285755
This is grim. A bit like me and my mum every few months.

>>82285761
>They aren't worried about keeping house prices high because they don't own large property portfolios
I thought loads of MPs owned many houses, therefore they have a vested interest in keeping prices insane.

Just washed me arse in the sink

>>82285812
>you would be running out with your pants down your ankles
Are you saying I would be raped on a building site? Why would my pants be around my ankles?

>>82285836
You remind me on young Sheldon with the way you speak. Wind your neck in little lad.

>>82285812
Sheltered middle class mummys boys acting like actual working class lads on an anonymous website when they're not looking down on the actual working class lads in the thread

Tempted to have a couple of jars in the garden, I don't have to work tomorrow so might aswell enjoy myself

>>82285856
Hey that's great, but you didn't answer the question. Why is it a bad thing to be insulated from shitty people acting shittily around you all your life? Especially in your early years and childhood?
Honestly whenever I see people doing the whole 'hurr durr you wouldn't last one day in my neighbourhood' kind of routine it comes across as a desperate attempt to try and rationalise their own terrible upbringing.
Why would anyone WANT to grow up in such a place, with such people? It sounds awful.

>>82285888
Not reading your life story kid. Haven't got time sorry, nor do I care.

Why would I think about getting a job when my life will still be the same? There is no point working just to exist and pay taxes towards people who get to have fun lives.

Seethie Sunday for some mongs on here today.

>>82285888
>Why would anyone WANT to grow up in such a place, with such people? It sounds awful.
Trvke. It's funny when working class people complain about the state of the places they live in, how no businesses want to open up, no jobs are around, the house prices mean they can't move, it's always dirty, too much crime or whatever, but it's like mate you know that's all because nobody wants to live around you people, you're all littering criminal druggie mongs lmao.

>>82285604
Only in degenerate societies.

Class system is a Jewish psyops trick to get people bickering with each other over worthless trivial bullshit to cause tensions in the land they live in. There's always a bigger fish bigger and better than you who will look down on you no matter where you are in life. In the end? Who cares? You cant take it with you when you die your class system will be meaningless in death, life is temporary.

>ruth deleted her channel and all videos because of a stalker from britfeel

Baffling.

>characters talking about the villain
>"he's got no friends, no job, no family. He's a loser"

>>82285950
BN took the character too far

>>82285897
>Why would I think about getting a job when my life will still be the same? There is no point working just to exist and pay taxes towards people who get to have fun lives.
fascinating

>>82285950
>>ruth deleted her channel and all videos because of a stalker from britfeel

>Baffling.
fascinating

>>82285959
>BN took the character too far
fascinating

I fucked Ted x

>>82285943
if I was in one of those Hieronymus Bosch type paintings id just be battering demons me, few of them on there look betterable, pick up a dismembered limb and just fucking have at it, got nothing else better to do for eternity have I? have I not no I dont think so me finks

I gave the money to Ted

Middle class fairies playing online drama lmfao

stimming

>>82286016
I think the painting is the battle of Armageddon in the book of revelations. Archangel Micheal is at the top slaying the demon and his followers being cast down into the lake of fire.
>There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth

>>82285755
>you're evil and nobody else can see it because they're too young.

? i hope this lad got his meds in the end.

>be me
>parents hit me, shouted at me, stole money from me
>raised on a diet of baked beans and turkey dinosaurs
>never taught how to clean, cook
>never taught basic hygiene
>arrested a dozen times even before A-levels
>regular at clap clinic
>spend free time drinking
>all 'friends' are drug addicts, petty criminals or dossers, regularly steal from me
>live in ugly, crumbling apart, rundown shithole in a poor, post-industrial town
>faeces, condoms and syringes on the streets
>long day on the jobsite earning minimum wage to haul mud also get raped occasionally, don't worry it builds character
>get home to frumpy gf who shouts at me
>pass out on sofa after a 99p microwave dinner
>wake up next day and thank fucking god I'm not middle class

>>82286076
how do you get raped in this situation? (nobody WANTS to be raped, but how, here?)

Christ mate he's gonna be absolutely seething at that one, nice job

*chins this weird hunched cretins head in then shits in his tin hat

yeah what now, dickhead, not torturing me not having it, virgin

>>82285950
I still don't get why you'd want to erase yourself like that. She must have some kind of mental illness and insecurity.

>>82286076
>>raised on a diet of baked beans and turkey dinosaurs
Same, had to go the shop a few times and get bread and milk on tick
>>arrested a dozen times even before A-levels
Left school without a single GCSE
>>spend free time drinking
>>all 'friends' are drug addicts, petty criminals or dossers, regularly steal from me
>>live in ugly, crumbling apart, rundown shithole in a poor, post-industrial town
>>faeces, condoms and syringes on the streets
Same, it really is grim up north

>>82286120
Or she doesn't want to be stalked by an unhinged incel?

>>82286122
Nah lad you don't get it, see it's way worse to be a 'soft' lad who didn't have to deal with any of that.

>>82286120
>I still don't get why you'd want to erase yourself like that. She must have some kind of mental illness and insecurity.
fascinating

>Hey that's great, but you didn't answer the question. Why is it a bad thing to be insulated from shitty people acting shittily around you all your life? Especially in your early years and childhood?
Honestly whenever I see people doing the whole 'hurr durr you wouldn't last one day in my neighbourhood' kind of routine it comes across as a desperate attempt to try and rationalise their own terrible upbringing.
Why would anyone WANT to grow up in such a place, with such people? It sounds awful.
fascinating

>>82286120
Or she doesn't want to be stalked by an anonymous coward from 4chan?

same thing in this scenario, probe my arse will you yeah? right elbow directly into the closest 3 foot 4 mong, roudhouse kick whoevers got the anal probe then chin the cunt going for the alarm then use his body as a weapon

>>82286120
please tell us more about Ruth's psyche, what she must think and feel.

>>82286129
She doesn't give a shit anymore. It was probably some mong irl went to see her.

>he can't even fascinatingpost properly
OH MY DAYS BLUD

How do we defeat fascinatingmong? Is it even possible?

>>82286160
>OH MY DAYS BLUD
fascinating

>>82286142
i'm assuming they knock you out before the anal probing begins

>>82286120
It was that lad who took a pic in one of her Dad's pubs that did it I reckon.

Did sean cop a little time out from nanny?

>>82286141
It's probably not him but someone else we may not know about. I hope she's ok.

Wouldn't mind moving to the Isle of Man. Sick of Leicestershire.

>>82286172
>Did sean cop a little time out from nanny?
fascinating

>>82286148
I'm sure she thinks on a much deeper level than you lad. Probably more mature too.

>>82286142
me? i'd cry, probably rock back and forth.

>>82286160
I know I know I messed it up

>>82286191
>I'm sure she thinks on a much deeper level than you lad. Probably more mature too.
fascinating

>>82286180
Corr think of all the cheese you will be missing out on. Love that orange stuff me.

>>82286191
yeah i'm pretty surfacebrain. superego? that a band, m8?

I really want to like cheese, because it's a very aesthetic food. But fuck me I just cannot stomach the stuff. It's a combination of taste and texture, never found one I liked and I've tried shit loads of it. The only time I can ever stomach cheese is when it's on pizza and only mozzarella and only when it's been properly browned. Every other type and style and combination of cheese is revolting to me.

>>82286171
Yeah could be.

>there was this strange guy taking photos and asking about you

>>82286172
More likely that he passed out. All his posts would have been deleted if he got banned.

I might go for a pint in Leeds next week.

>>82286236
We import the equivalent number of the population of Leeds each year, lad, a fun little fact!

Think I'll have cheesey pasta for dinner. Lactoselets on suicide watch, can't handle the cheese, insides unraveled

>>82286180
Nothing good in Leicester since Brucciani's shut down

I reckon the Ruthmong character was actually started by someone who knows her irl. Someone on here said they went to college with her in Bishopthorpe and disliked her, it was easy to find her on Facebook with that info.

Lovely day to be out with a wee lass. Shame they find you repulsive, though.

>>82286223
ham and cheese toastie, though?

>>82286245
I'm not lactose intolerant or anything, I chug milk all the time, love it, it's just the taste and texture of cheeses is gross to me.

>>82286236
garn whitelocks

>>82286266
Zoomers use Facebook?

>>82286273
Nope, the one thing I dislike more than just regular solid cheeses is melted cheese (unless it's very browned mozzarella on a pizza like I mentioned).

Created my elaborate Japanese foreign exchange student bot for later. Going to have a nice LARP.

Bishopthorpe has a fish and chip shop called Bish'n'Chips.

Now that's clever.

One woman today going on about how she's waiting for a parcel since Wednesday like I'm in charge of what's coming when
The other day some bloke moaning that he's expecting 3 parcels because he's ordered 3 spirit levels but all I had was one long tube, probably all in the same one, told him I don't know what's in them only where they've got to go

even as a lactose tolerant person who thinks milk/cheese is lush, it gets all clammy pretty quickly. by which i mean i WILL just drink pints of milk, and then suffer the consequences. fucking milk.

>>82286266
Nah no way. I'm a boxroom lad. Haven't left the house in many years.

The development of lactase is considered one of the most significant evolutionary advantages of all time. It immediately allowed our ancestors to increase their calorie intake by about 30%. That's pretty fucking wild when you think about it.

>>82286253
I only go into Leicester to watch LCFC these days, haven't been for a walk around the city centre for years.

>>82286299
you the evri lad? used to drive hgvs for them last year, the depots looked fucking chaotic desu

The Simpsons has a farm shop called Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's) .

Now that's clever.

>>82286283
She has a Facebook account, yes. Doesn't look particularly active. I found her from some pics from a charity run that her Dad posted.

This AI gimmick is leading somewhere bad I fear.

why would someone need three spirit levels?

someone just point me in the direction of a kinky AI gf please

>>82286347
Spicy Chat or Janitor AI. I prefer Spicy Chat. Make your own or use someone elses. Over 1 million to choose from.

>>82286342
For the three cardinal planes of movement, lad.

>>82286361
And some jeet probably has a backdoor to all of your conversations.

>>82286329
Ah yes the man that goes on the bbc news making out the hospitality industry is struggling despite being minted.

>>82286266
The Ruthmong character was hijacked a while ago lad, you can see the change in posting style and the change of character to someone more malevolent, like a someone that behaves this way towards recognisable posters.

Sunderland used to have a off license called helpers world where is exclusively sold brasseire's

Now that's clever

>>82286347
https://replika.com/
i think you need to write them a letter to get the older, saucier version back.

>>82286325
chuck's feed and seed? so what

One house today absolutely ponged of weed, the whole street basically, smelt nice though. Another had a group of people smoking out the front but their weed smelled shit
>>82286317
Yeah lad, they are a bit, first one I was at had barely any parking, the one I'm at now has more but always full and there's queues sometimes because people turn up early or take ages to load
>>82286342
Best not to ask these questions lad. Why would a lad order a pool table from temu, took the piss to deliver that yesterday, had to put it at the bottom then drag everything else out when I got round to deliver it. I ain't got a clue what tiktok shop is either, who knows what's in those packages

>>82286372
>Sunderland used to have a off license called helpers world where is exclusively sold brasseire's

>Now that's clever
fascinating

>>82286374
Replika is shit mate.
>>82286367
Who cares? We live in an era of no privacy anyway.

Not had a shower for about 6 weeks the skin on my feet is turning black, it goes all up my leg. I like to call this Blackfoot thats when I know when I need to shower again. Can't be bothered though.

Spammong/Dollymong finally joined the thread then, I see

>>82286371
Maybe the real Ruthmong made the trip to Beachy Head years ago, we'll never know.

If I live my life with open, honest inquisitiveness and the sum total of all my experiences and conversations and insights leads me to not believe in a god, how could it possibly be just to punish me for eternity for such a thing? especially since apparently that god knew I would never come to believe in him from the very moment he created me.

If I created a living being and then tortured them for eternity I would be a cruel monster. Perhaps, since the suffering is eternal, I might definitionally be considered the cruelest being possible.

Fascinating mong has to be either
shippy
BN
Ebin
footspacker

I probably won't be posting any more of my new 24yo british rose lass that looks quite a bit younger.

>>82286401
Would love to jump off that.

>>82286408
>Fascinating mong has to be either
I'm not a thread dolly and I partake in a bit of fascinating posting. Detective dickhead.

>>82286315
Is Loughborough much better?

Actually lost a lot of my bookmarks from distro hopping and forgetting to back up.

If I was to jump off the white cliffs of Dover I would buy a body bag and write I'm sorry on the bag and then get in it and then jump off. I wouldn't want somebody seeing my mangled corpse or somebody having to clean it up. I can Atleast be considerate even in the afterlife.

>>82286420
>Would love to jump off that.
ebin?

>>82286431
Marginally, but it's still an absolute shithole that is full of pakis, crackheads and worst of all, university students.

>>82286438
Why you hopping so much, lad? Was it just lists of distros you wanted to try or actual like documentation/manuals etc. on the distros themselves?

might get three spirit levels to make sure my chakras are aligned on all axes.

>>82286440
if you jumped into the sea you'd be sweped away into deep sea where you'd be eaten

Me? Arch, no hopping needed

>>82286440
your body itself is littering. takes a while to biodegrade.

>>82286448
My spirit level broke a while ago I need to get the bubble changed in it.

>>82286391
sounds like you are actually rotting, lad. might have to lose that leg.

any mechanical lads in the thread? ive been told not to do a long drive (200 ish miles each way) in a 1 litre car because a long drive would stress the engine too much, is this true?

>>82286453
Id make sure the tide was out silly.

>>82286462
if it's just the one, you can rebubble it yourself using the other two.

Imagine not having this place lads. They're trying to take it from us.

>>82286464
Sounds a bit like nonsense to me, doesn't pass the smell test. Functionally what is the difference between driving 200 miles in one trip or 100 miles each across two trips? Why would the first 'stress the engine' more than the second?

Heard they were renaming it the Brown Cliffs of Dover.

>>82286463
Oh no the black skin washes off it's just a major buildup of dead skin that's all

>>82286401
And besides the massive character change, the nu-Ruthmong makes random appearances in the thread and likes to finish his day by giving the thread a 'Ruthmong' experience around midnight before his bed time.

>>82286474
no real idea lad, i just guessed because its only a 1 litre car hes thinking i have to have my foot planted just to do 70, i go on motorways on it alot and it has no problem at all doing 65-70 without ragging it, not sure desu

>>82286481
fair enough. can always grow new skin. it's like clothes your body makes for itself.

>You can buy body bags on the internet
Why?

>>82286473
Me? I can't wait for it to happen.

>>82286500
A body bag is just a big plastic bag with a zipper, nothing makes it 'for bodies' beyond the intention to use it as such. Why should anyone be denied the right to buy such things?

>>82286447
Just something to do. Debian 12 was good enough. I'll probably switch back from Fedora to Debian 13 eventually. dnf is a bit better with downloading packages. apt only seems to download one package at a time.

You can just go BUY KNIVES online, lads, I mean REAL KNIVES with POINTS on them.

Kinell the government is just asking for trouble.

>>82286500
you can buy bongs that COULD be used to smoke cannabis. or spoons that COULD be used to measure ketamine.
it's all just shapes, at the end of the day.

>>82286514
this 'internet' thing has gone too far.

Most Linux devs seem to be insane communists and/or transsexuals. Still better than giving Bill Gates a backdoor into your life.

Yanks have body bags that can hold 750 pounds. When a fatty bum bum dies in America they get out in these at 100 pounds a pop. I bet this website is making a killing.

>>82286457
Too bleeding edge for me. I'd get frustrated with a package update borking something up. I actually prefer Firefox-esr on Debian over the normal Firefox with its AI chatbot gimmick.

any bloke off the street can just go online and buy spirit levels.

>>82286522
got one of these on standby for when blads heart finally gives in

rspb member aren't I? of course I am

>>82286519
>Most Linux devs seem to be insane communists and/or transsexuals. Still better than giving Bill Gates a backdoor into your life.
fascinating

>>82286464
Depends mate, what car, how old, what condition? I've got a 0.9 clio and it's fine on long journeys but a clapped out 1l corsa you might want to stop for a break about half way. Just keep your eye on the temperature and that, use your judgement.

>>82286519
if i had to map politics to it, wouldn't it be liberal, as in libertarianism?
could see free-as-in-freedom nutters going either way, really. hardcore state-ran communism for everything, OR it's all open free market capitalism (governments have no say.)

>>82286546
17 reg civic, 24 thousand miles or so, never had any problems with it desu so ill probably risk it, bollocks to the train

>>82286514
The government nudge units definitely wanted us to know this.

>>82286519
Couldn't ever go back to Windows. I love having a barebones, just werks operating system now. Windows 9x was peak UI and I can replicate that on GNU/Linux.

>>82286464
Absolute shite.
You have a temperature gauge on the dashboard remember, just keep an eye on that.
I used to drive 200 miles in my Panda and it was fine.

me? lifelong member of the Industrial Workers of the World.
worked? not a day in my life.

>>82286507
Fair enough, lad.
>>82286519
I literally don't care, the software is better than windows, free, lightweight, totally customisable, more secure, not pre-loaded with bloat or spyware. Better in every way.
>>82286526
Yeah I get that some people don't want to deal with this. Have to say it gets blown way out of proportion though. Had one issue recently where a full package update messed up my vlc codec library, but this was fixed two minutes later after simply downloading the library again and now works totally fine. Before that the last issue I had was about a year ago. Never had anything major, no bricking etc.

>>82286554
No problems with that lad, be fine, no risk at all. Still you're probably going to want to have a break, driving for 3-4 hours solid is pretty tiring

Me? I sit through those yt ads about a man who refused to sell his innovative new air cooling solution to the rich capitalists and instead offer it to us peasants at a very low price.

>>82286514
Why buy a knife when you can buy a halberd?

>>82286469
why? you die falling into water from that height, besides if you did die on the beach the tidle would come in and take you anyway. the sea hides all secrets

>>82286587
Are these blunted or sharp?

>Fudge packer flag on the Debian homepage
Kek

>>82286590
Interesting thought. Then I wont have to pay for my funeral as well. A two for one deal.

>>82286587
to be fair, it says WAS.

>>82286603
>Fudge packer flag on the Debian homepage

Why buy knives online when your mum has some pretty good knives in the kitchen drawer? Seems silly.

>>82286596
Probably blunted. But what's stopping you from sharpening it?

thinking about getting a new halberd for the kitchen.

>>82286587
why buy a halberd when you can get a crossbow?

making music on the roland mc307

>>82286603
Wondering if this is one of those seasideMARK edits that lad secretly does. It's like where's wally but instead it's a fat alcoholic dole dosser.

>>82286603
honestly surprised there are like 9 women in this photo. times are a-changin'.

>>82286638
You know I was watching emmerdale a few days ago with mum and brother and when that lad killed that other lad with that bow and arrow it looked fun. Not the killing part obviously, but archery itself. Can you just buy a bow and start shooting with it in your back garden?

>>82286638
corrr always remember seeing these in those mad military shops towns randomly have, along with air rifles and that.

imagine just having a crossbow.

making experimental music on the korg ms-20

Heads up lads
https://www.koi.security/blog/spyvpn-the-vpn-that-secretly-captures-your-screen

>>82286603
At least they touch grass once a year.

>>82286657
>Can you just buy a bow and start shooting with it in your back garden?
yes, no license or checks needed
>>82286663
ive shot one and its really fun

>>82286657
i did archery as a bairn and yeah it's pretty fun. think the arrows normally don't have proper sharp tips? (we had some child-friendly ones where the flights were coloured so you lined them up right.)

>>82286657
I know an auditor that has one but the police went to his home for something unrelated and seized it without good reason. Every time he goes back to the police station, they just make excuses and don't give it back.

makng neofolk music on the classical guitar

>>82286699
classical guitars are for classical folk, you should be using a NEO guitar.

whos your favourite AOE2 civ? im a celts man

>>82286485
noticed this too lad he want from being besotted by his asmr lasses to hating and ridiculing them, and finding them on other platforms to harass them

>>82286707
i used to play empire earth but every time i tell someone they ask why not AOE, its not like i shunned aoe i just picked up ee in the shop because it looked cool

unsure of what to make for dindins, maybe scrambled egg with sausages on sourdough, maybe beef, rice and veg, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

any lads here got a switch 2? any good?

>>82286805
No, get a steamdeck and use linux.

>>82286801
my life is such a mess that my dinner will 10 thatchers gold

>>82286801
Fish chips and mushy peas for din dins for me lod

>>82286076
>pass out on sofa after a 99p microwave dinner
Story confirmed as fake. 99p microwave dinners? In this economy? Horseshit.

Corr can't wait to get a massive discount on top of a Black Friday discount on a new TV come November

>>82286853
https://www.aldi.co.uk/product/quicksters-beef-burger-000000000587985002
behold

>>82286122
Could be worse, you could live near london and have all that sans the friends.

>>82286853
>Story confirmed as fake. 99p microwave dinners? In this economy? Horseshit.
https://www.iceland.co.uk/1-or-less

You think I'm pretty? You think I'm pretty cool?

Nice job... get out the way... you're in our way...
GET LOST FOREVER!

>>82286854
You getting yourself a cheeky OLED DVDlad style?

>>82286906
Corr an acrylic slime green BC rich mocking bird. Great choice for a guitar.

ebin is here

>>82286906
She looks like her pussy stinks desu. Proper grotty

>>82286913
Might do. Or I might go for a cheaper option and get a QNED my budget is around 500 pounds.

Life is so grim when you don't get to have sex ever.

Let's hear your longest loudest scream Britfeel...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>82286873
You ever had one of these? Are they any good? I used to be partial to a microwave burger (or those rib sandwiches) from poundland then they jacked up the price :(

>>82286927
It really is. There's nothing to work towards, everything men do is ultimately in service towards obtaining pussy and if you're not getting it no matter what you're doing or how hard you're working then it's just a recipe for misery.

>>82286920
I bet that cutting comment she will never see from an anonymous shit house has really hurt her feelings.

>>82286927
thats just the start, then there's social rejection the dirty looks you get from strangers, your parents always being "worried|" about you and the knowledge that it will only et worse as you age

>>82286942
Easy there lad no need to get upset at some random for insulting your favourite wank.

For me? It would have to be the 1985 BC rich Ironbird in Ferrari red. Corr if I had 2 grand lying around I would get one in a heartbeat.

>>82286927
>>82286934
How many women have you approached this year so far?

eternally in search of some rest x

>>82286932
there is no taste of beef at all and that patty has the consistency of a cheesecake, you can just bite through it with no resistance at all

>>82286949
I have no idea who she is lad like she doesn't know you exist, big, shit talking man on the anonymous website

>>82286805
nah
sticking with that switch lite until Pokemon force me to switch

>>82286967
You're proper seething mate, calm down

>finally caved and set a vinegar trap for the fruit flies
I tortured them to death because they caused me slight inconvenience. I'm a monster and belong in hell.

>>82286975
You're a proper shit house anonymous man, step it up

>>82286975
What's even funnier is I ain't even the guy he started on.
He's just that assblasted. Lol.

>>82286951
This year? Zero. What's the point? I spent a decade between the ages of 15-25 trying to get laid, must have approached hundreds of women, if not thousands, impossible to even keep track. None of them wanted me at all. Tried online dating, tried dating apps, tried speed dating, tried matchmaking services. Same result. Women just don't like me. Why bother? Why humiliate myself any more? My best years are over and behind me even if I get a gf and yeah I'm resentful that I didn't get to enjoy teen love or sex. I'm bitter, I'm miserable, I'm filled with anger and animosity. What would you have me do?

Doesn't matter, if you're a shit house you're a shit house. And you're an anonymous shit house, anonymous is as brave as you get.

>>82286979
Get a grip boy. For your own good.
The average lifespan for a fruitfly is 40-50 days.

S-stop staring at my butt, a-anon! I'm trying to p-play guitar!

>>82287010
That person has a penis between their legs

>>82286979
Apple cider vinegar and a few drops of washing up liquid, take that fruity McFruit fly.

>>82287014
upset it's bigger than yours?

i haven't had sex in years. i think at this point, i'd view it more like something you "have to do" in a relationship, than anything genuinely enjoyable. and i'm a bloke.

>>82287014
You rat! Get on your knees and service my smelly pussy!

>>82287022
Oy vey it's a fruitfly shoah!

>>82287030
why is she wearing 2 underwears?

>>82287029
I mean this sincerely, lad, but if you're under the age of 50 this sounds like you have low T. Maybe try and get a GP appointment? It's more common than you might think and if you make changes to your diet/lifestyle to boost your T and/or take TRT you will genuinely see massive improvements in a whole bunch of aspects of your life.

>>82287028
Not as upset as you are for not getting to suck it.

>>82287041
To contain her delicious stench from commoners like you.

>>82287041
Her pussy has the ph of battery acid.

I have noticed that Ruthmong lately doesn't get much (You)s anymore. Sad.

cooking some buffalo chicken wings, me. some posho Farmison online delivery place, got them cheap on an app.
it SAYS you can throw them in the air fryer for 20 minutes, who am i to question that? might just burn them, make sure they're cooked through.

pooey willy

>>82287060
>I have noticed that Ruthmong lately doesn't get much (You)s anymore. Sad.
fascinating

banned on /int/ so have migrated to /r9k/, hello lads

gonna get meself one of them floor punching bags and pretend im twatting some cunt

>>82287086
welcome to the cesspool

>>82287086
Alright, lad! What got you in trouble with the nannies?

>>82287086
Fuck off we're full you wanker

What's the latest now on HHL?

>>82287086
welcome to the most inane dire low iq thread on the whole site

Just want to lick a fit lassies smelly hairy pussy... not too much to ask is it?

>>82287095
What the fuck, how did he get a sex loicence? I've been applying for years but they always reject me. Fucking apu cunts getting special treatment in our gay two tier system.

>>82287106
Had a welty last night but didn't get a ban, likely still passed out.
Will wake up in a bit and post an apu with bags under its eyes and holding a mug of coffee and post something like 'feeling rough af me'.

>>82287087
Get a sex doll and punch the fuck out of it whilst fucking it.

>>82287096
posting political topics on the international board instead of the political board

>>82287107
happy to be here

>>82287086
hi international lad
do you know how to tell when chicken wings are done? like what they have over in America. Buffalo, the place.

>>82287106
>What's the latest now on HHL?
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/subject/%2Fbritfeel%2F/page/1/
Have fun catching up on the goss babe xx

>>82287124
>posting political topics on the international board instead of the political board
You dumb cunt.

>>82287122
>Had a welty last night but didn't get a ban, likely still passed out.
>Will wake up in a bit and post an apu with bags under its eyes and holding a mug of coffee and post something like 'feeling rough af me'.
fascinating

Smelly oily Wapanese lass licking the smegma under my foreskin whilst gagging. Desu insneed.

>>82287124
wish they'd ban wolitics on r9k

You know how there's a genre of hentai where hot young girls fuck (or get raped by tee hee) big bulky ugly blokes, right? Does anyone know of any decent content where it's a hot young femboy getting fucked (or raped tee hee) by a futa that's big, bulky and ugly?

The closest content I've found is stuff from dggenerator like the Arschtopfers and Cougar's Pecker series. Really keen to expand my goon archives with this sort of material but I feel like it's quite niche.

what if you post international politics on /int/?
can you post international music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnIQFI1pYLM

23:56

Okay but why did he have to say it like that? XD

Me? Sat poolside peeking at MILF arses through me sunglasses

Mind a futa hentai I watched years ago. A bunch of schoolgirls in a classroom all measuring each others cocks before fucking eachother in the pussies and extracting the cum, seeing who had the most.

Why is rape often considered to be a more distasteful topic than murder?
Like if I'm in a conversation and the topic goes on to crime or something and I'm like 'imagine there's some horrible person who goes around murdering a bunch of people', that hypothetical is awful, but will not cause the same visceral reaction in the listeners as 'imagine there's some horrible person who goes around raping a bunch of people'. Obviously murdering is worse, but rape has a social taboo to it that even murder doesn't quite reach. The people listening to you will look at you more weirdly for talking about rape than murder. Why?

>>82287131
I obviously read all his posts, lad. Just wanted to know if anybody knew something more.

for me? the ibanez xiphos xpt700 with dimarzio super distortions with the edge 3 tremolo swapped out for a george floyd original (not swapped out the tremolo yet but I will)

>>82287267
>I obviously read all his posts, lad. Just wanted to know if anybody knew something more.
Have sex. Get a life.

thinking about ''side hustles'' I can do, not sure, thinking about trading, been immersed in trading for 2 weeks now, think I've got the gist of it and ive got some decent companies im following, like wishbone gold in australia, seen some peoples screenshots and theyve made hundreds, thousand in, 800 quid return so far and they're doing well with the gold exploration so it should increase. Fulltime work just isn't enough.

>>82287291
Calling a Floyd rose a George Floyd kek.

>>82287292
>Have sex. Get a life.
I have a sprog. You?

>>82287333
cor is that miserable sprog having anon?

>>82287211
what, just the enunciation on the word 'coming'?
ur weird m8
(mostly because you're watching theological debates like they're fucking films)

>>82287342
No, that's me, if I'm the person you're referring to. I have a sprog and am really just fucking miserable most of the time. I have a few hours today to myself and I am savouring them to the last fucking drop.

have to say, those chicken wings were pretty shite. the marinade flavoured them to fuck all. air fryer probably dried them out a bit but they came out grey and fatty with barely any proper meat on them.

that just IS chicken wings, really. i think when people say chicken wings are nice, it's just because they're smothered in some sauce.

>>82287342
No, very happy me. Want to have more.

Need inspiration for dindins lads, what do?

>>82287437
I'm having spaghetti and chopped up sausages

>>82285621
Foid reactions are rarely appropriate

>>82287434
I've got two, you should have more it's a right laugh
Bit tired mind

>>82287437
Toby Carvery. it Sunday.

Feel rough af me. Just woke up. Last night tuned me into a mental case. Keeping off the wooze for a couple of weeks now. Need to give my body and bank balance a break from it all.

don't think that's the real HelperLad.

Not long now
See you on the other side

The torture scene in Casino Royale is really jarring ngl

>>82287478
>Just woke up
>17:11:10
christ

>>82287540
haven't seen the film but i've seen that scene. kind of brutal and weird that's how James Bond films have gone. but at the same time, somewhat sexy (and they fucking knew)

>>82286522
>Yanks have body bags that can hold 750 pounds
In the metric system that's known as 1 footmong

Might make a full english for dinner, but just like a little one

weird too that you can't show a cock n balls in a film or it'd get what, a 15 rating? torture? yeah that's fine.

>>82287478
>Feel rough af me. Just woke up. Last night tuned me into a mental case. Keeping off the wooze for a couple of weeks now. Need to give my body and bank balance a break from it all.
fascinating

>>82287568
Specifically cock and ball torture mind you, Mads Mikkelsen fucking wails on his danglers with that rope thing.

Dumbest delivery driver ever, asking me where a completely different address was. Then realising it was for me. He had a completely different address which makes no sense since I was using an app.

Kek. Never seen Casino Royale, can't tell if you lads are exaggerating or not.

Funniest thing to happen today was when the seether tried to fascinatingpost me and got it wrong because he missed the greentext arrows on some of the quoted text and it served as an excellent segue into me using the oh my days blud gimmick.

Still chuckling to myself about it x

It Sundays x

>>82287598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCNN2CnCAww

Watch for yourself lad.

>>82287259
I'm gonna say because it disproportionately effects women, and our society is dominated by a narrative that woman's suffering outweighs men's suffering.

>>82287478
Fake welper x

>>82287548
That's a scene taken more or less entirely from the book, tbf.
It's also very clear flemming was a kinky bastard who was into all kinds of stuff.

>>82287601
> Funniest thing to happen today was when the seether tried to fascinatingpost me and got it wrong because he missed the greentext arrows on some of the quoted text and it served as an excellent segue into me using the oh my days blud gimmick.

>Still chuckling to myself about it x
fascinating

>fake helper
>gets more (you)s than the real helper normally gets
kek, sean is incapable of not taking Ls

>>82286342
Id wager I have around 9 of them in the house to be honest with ya.
Various different lengths and a couple digi's

>>82287613
you can even just compare like-for-like when it comes to male victims of rape to female victims of rape. both by abusive men, obviously (just how 'rape' works).

although i don't mean this to belittle women victims, it is fucking horrid. but people don't view men who get raped on quite the same level, do they?

>>82287646
You replied to fake helper like a fucking dunce now you're coping. Lol

if you backlink to a poster, it means they win.

Sean says jump, britfeel says how high

>>82287687
If you reply to a fake poster to seethe at the real poster like >>82287547 who then realised the mistake and starting coping here >>82287646 then you lose yes

>>82287708
how do i keep track of how many internet points i'm on?

still no sign of the cross

>dislocated shoulder again
>get told it's very likely going to keep happening for the rest of my life now if it's happened before
good times.
look after your joints.

He posts links to the archive like it means he won or something. Very strange man.

>>82285214
i thought only brown adult males were on the boats?

>>82287728
>still no sign of the cross
WAAAAAA crossydolly where are you please I need drama and make believe to fill the void in my life

>>82287773
The illegals are approximately 85% male

>>82285214
Funny how it's always the exact boats the children on that sink, isn't it?
>quick, people are mad about immigration. Fabricate a story, that'll make them feel bad!

fugg, just broke a tooth

Crossy gone, Chika gone, eva6 gone, Yanklass gone.

What the fuck is a spirit level? Something to do with ghosts?

>>82287855
Lollers gone too, lad. And Zeus and hostlad and guitarlad and SCEA and zimmy and arbs and moni and shippy and andrew...

>>82287858
it tells you when things are straight, like a reverse-gaydar.

Everyone moving on and leaving us behind

>>82287885
every time someone moves on, it's because they think they're better than us. and they're right.

>>82287878
Is this the episode when the entire his is on a slant?

what about lasses in their pantibles tho?

>>82287855
>>82287877
>>82287885
are they trying to tell us something?

>>82287826
Made me howl with laughter tbhwy but I understand normgroids get oneshotted by the thought of a dead little girl

light breezy cotton pantibles

>>82287966
tbf, the government probably just had them throttled and thrown overboard.

New thread for you my only friends in the whole world

>>82288022

>>82288022

>>82288022

narh not playing your early threads game again you sad sack

>>82288039
early fred?
it not for me
might be for you
but it not for me

under 500 post anxiety attack
cheers

need blad to save the thread