Thread 214778051

Lawful good thread edition

Banned : >>214743115

FIRST FOR BAVARIA

Good morning /med/.

Good Morning anons.

would you marry a woman 30cm taller that you?
like the Italian short King did(he had a giantess fetish definitely)

>>214779917
Yes I would as long as it's a good relationship

>>214779917
The missus was about 30 cm smaller and it's a bit uncomfortable.

Good morning sirs. Skipped lifting today. Will go to a 'zzeria with grandpaberg instead.

>>214778757
What would happen to our timeline if your post was actually the second reply despite you claiming it to be the first?

>>214779968
I thought you got a nice Iberian latina, not some Injun dwarf.

>>214779917
Ive never seen a 207cm tall woman.
The king was a midget so they chose for him the tallest noblewoman they could find, royals and billionaire can have eugenics plans

>>214780345
Don't even know her exact height, but she felt smol to me. Maybe only a 25 centimeters difference? Easier to lift for a dyeloid like me.
Racist scum btw.

>>214779968
I'm not keen on midgets, my ideal girl would be like 170-175cm tall

Adding some new theories to the /med/ iceberg
>Portuchad related to jan-jan by blood
>Booma bribing Lvla
>Andalucia most racist person alive
>Greekbro coffee posts containing glowie info in plain sight (aka what does E14 Max. 25W mean?)

>>214780804
Yeah, that's better.
More legs and tummy.

>>214780823
Then of course outside of the realm of ideas I take what I can get (which is nothing)

>>214780494
>Racist scum btw.
PRESENTE!

>>214781394
>PRESENTE!
What did Fulgencio Bonaparte mean by this

>>214781394
Fascist scum.

>>214781741
>Fascist scum
What did Che Guevara-Watanabe mean by this

The commie propal italian flaggot outed xerself as a lulist macaco commie propal

>>214779917
Everyone is the same height when lying down for consummation of the wedding, if you catch my drift.
So yes.

Hello anons
Coffee anon here
I had an interview today. I'm having a coffee with an apple pie right now

>>214780804
Wife would be an absolute midget for you kek

>small talk with the barber
>>214782144
Everything is relative to your own height of course, and it's not like I would reject a girl for being too short lol

>>214779917
How do you even get that small as a king? Weren't nobles back them all 180cm+ gigagiants due to their better nutrition?

>>214782293
He was tall for an italian

>>214782293
No... they were inbred fucks due to their inbreeding.

>>214782293
Marrying within your own family does wonders.

>>214782293
He was vegan and ate polenta 3 times per day.

>>214782138
How was your interview?

>>214782303
>>214782322
>>214782335
>>214782337
I am inclined to accept all of these answers as true.
>>214782273
>>small talk with the barber
Three simple words, my friend: "no angliski jazyk"

>>214782293
>back them
dude died in 1947, he wasn't exactly a medieval king

>>214782138
Greeks do not suffer

>>214782689
Is that Mister Jagger?

>>214782689
Your snarky counterpoint only reinforces my incredulity at this man's short stature.

>>214782820
Eugenics seems to have worked for Emmanuel’s son.

>>214782904
>the chad manlet
rule for over 40 years
>the virgin lanklet
1 (one) month

>>214782768
I went full normie mode today :)
>>214782431
it went well I think.

Back from the 'zeria. I had a quattro formaggi with some sicilian salami, and an espresso macchiato. Grandpaberg had some cannolo sicialiano, which he tells me is goated so I will try it out next too. There were two gyppos there not even talking to each other, but staring at their own phones, and scrooling and listening to music on it on full volume.
Hate those inbredbastards (except the sexy women even though they are rare as fuck).
>inb4 fascist scum
PRESENTE!

>>214782952
>>chad manlet
>first destroys his country with the fascist coup because he didnt like the parliamentary system
>then destroys his country with the September 8th Armistice and running away effectively destroying the whole state overnight
Yep, truly chad moves

>>214782996
You should go to the gym

>>214782952
Victor Emmanuel III was everything but a chad.

It's too easy to bait him.

>>214783198
plz dont troll /med/bros, all we have is each other

>>214783079
I used to go every day till easter. I got tendonitis in my shoulder so I had to stop for therapy

>>214783240
>all we have is each other
You have almost everyone there for you you slut

DOV'È IL CAMERATA CARLO CHIRCHI?

>>214783030
Cannoli are nice, I like Sicilian sweets in general

>>214783056
>>214783165
>this manlet is the reason of all our problems
Enough with this hatred of short stature pipo

>>214783475
>>this manlet is the reason of all our problems
Where did I say that

Good day med am back from the cagie and it's the weekend, did literally nothing at work today

>>214783475
I am a pipo of short stature myself, so I can shitpost against gnomes every day.
Not so much all of you except my fren catnigga.

>>214780009
>What would happen to our timeline if your post was actually the second reply despite you claiming it to be the first?
i did the forgetting of the replying because i am fucking retarded hellooooo!!!!!
the answer is simple:
it has happened before, and in those cases i invalidate the replies above me so basically i always get first post
>>214783270
>You have almost everyone there for you
quality, not quantity!
>you slut
great, now i have a boner

>>214783550

>>214783654
Oh no no no no no

good morning
>>214778757
guten morgen
>>214779917
animefags dream
>>214780809
I'd rather get bribed
>>214781865
many such cases

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNxtIreZzM

What's your favourite /med/ ?

For me it's 2011

>>214783718
Henlo Booma, thoughts on Bolsonaro getting 27 years in prison ?

>>214783718
>I'd rather get bribed
You're too honest for this booma

>>214783654
how tall (or short) is he?

>>214783731
another case of "fuck around, find out"
nigga stayed 30 years as a deputy doing nothing, getting paid and chilling
at the very least he deserves for letting his ego take out and try to be president
>>214783737
what pains me the most is that you're absolutely right

>>214783030
Well you said it yourself.

>>214783387
Am I just being an unsufferable evil cunt? Give it straight to me

>>214783750
I think he’s 150 mentally, but 172 physically.

>>214783440
Cannoli remind me of The Sopranos

>>214783873
those look bad

>>214783855
>junkie faggot does something
>it's da chudddds
Peculiar.

>>214783801
Do you thin khe's really gonna spend the rest of his life in prison ? Seems to good to be true desu
>>214783904
How do you tell apart a good cannolo from a bad cannolo ?

Twinko is 168 centimeters small.

>>214783940
By looking at them: the cream is firm and they are well filled, the dough is crusty and light and doesnt look dark.
Im a northerner but I love them, the best ones are in Sicily ofc, there is a video in english on youtube about a small family cannoli shop, they are famous and make hundreds of them everyday

>>214783855
Half. I don’t agree with the “don’t adopt” thing. I do agree that it maybe was his parents fault for letting him descend so much into schizo retardness.
Also poor show by not managing to kill anyone at the mosque.

>>214783440
Ngl the sweets and drinks the bergs bought at eurospin (store selling shitalian products in croatia) absolutely mog the hell out of hungarian sloppa. Even the "orange flavoured carbonated drink" has 20% orange concentrate in it. Like what the actual fuck. The hungarian equivalent of that maybe has 1,5% orange concentrate in it. Also, your tonics are goated. Hungarian ones taste like ass.
Also, it seems like by latest I'm going to northern Shitaly late Summer around august next year. If you will be available or want to, we should go eat a 'za o qualcosa.

>>214783595
>and in those cases i invalidate the replies above me so basically i always get first post
Kek
>great, now i have a boner
Needy whore.

>>214783873
Wow those look like shit.

>>214783731
>Bolsonaro getting 27 years in prison ?
Did LVLA do the needful? Or why was he sent to prison? Can't think of anything else other than LVLA wanting him there.

>>214783550
>it's the weekend
Any plans apart from watching STR?

The chuddiest norge party recently won quite many seats btw
lefts keep power do

>>214783951
>after much deliberation, your award was annulled>>214783998

>>214784016
To me it just feels evil to do that in a world where money are everything after looks. If you do that you are maiming and hurting your own kids because you probably read bill gates lying about not leaving inheritance to his children.

>>214783864
>>214783951
fuck, I'm 170cm
now I don't know if I'm getting mogged by the twinkoid
>>214783940
I find it very unlikely, his camp will probably appeal and get some lighter sentence (like house arrest or some shit like that)

>>214783998
I see now I know and I won't be deceived by bad cannoli thanks
>>214784060
If I recall right, he was accused of plotting to coup Lula and also kill him
My plans for the weekend involve rooning in 30 minutes, arm workout at home in the afternoon, then not eating for the day until big kebab tonight. There's sister's birthday on sunday too.

>>214784060
>Can't think of anything else other than LVLA wanting him there
try something like 1/3+ of the country
feeling I have is this, other 1/3 wants Lvla under arrest and the rest either don't care or are laughing maniacally fro memes

death penalty for bolso-chud being a trump-lover
death penalty for lula-woke being a putin-lover
death penalty for every nordestinoid

I want to be a 17th century caribbean pirate, I dont want to work in a office

>>214784242
I can support this policy, would just add cariocas to this

>>214784265
had a very suitable meme for this
it involves kyriakos as a pirate captain

>that feeling when you pleasure yourself so hard and for so long that your stick hurts

>>214779917
For some reason, I am not attracted to women who are significantly taller or shorter than me (although if there was chemistry between us, it would probably stop bothering me). Happens in your country?

>>214780009
>Will go to a 'zzeria with grandpaberg instead.
Sounds good. Enjoy!

>>214780809
We'll have to dig deeper!

>>214782138
Enjoy!

>>214782582
>"no angliski jazyk"
Szanowny kolego... nie mówię po rosyjsku (oczywiście znam ten język)

>Batei Ungarin (Hebrew: בתי אונגרין, lit. Hungarian Houses) is a Haredi Jewish neighborhood in Jerusalem, north-east of the Old City of Jerusalem.[1] It was built by Kolel Ungarin, a Hungarian Jewish charity supporting Jews living in the Land of Israel.
>Batei Ungarin was established in 1891 by immigrant Hungarian Jews.
>In 2008, the neighborhood had one of the highest proportions of children up to age 15 in the country, accounting for 51% of its residents.
Why is it that Hungarian Hungarians can't breed, while Hungarian Jews are THAT busy shitting out children? I wonder what causes this.

>>214784192
>try something like 1/3+ of the country
Sure. However 1/3+ of the country wanting him in prison will not get him in prison. And that's true for almost all politicians o algo.

>>214784141
>he was accused of plotting to coup Lula and also kill him
Damn.
>arm workout at home i
I assume you'll follow Caroline's workout?

>>214784361
I like all kind of women except the ugly ones and those with ugly legs. But I started to realize that I should find a tall woman given im just 177cm tall

>>214782996
hell yeah anon keep winning

>>214783904
>>214784060
>Wow those look like shit.
To be fair they're a TV prop

>>214784371
Yeah she's got many dumbbell programs

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=caroline+girvan+dumbbells

>vgh, i wish i lived in the past, life was so more exciting
>ancestors doing all the same basic jobs

>>214785072
niggas picture themselves as barons, princes and kings but in fact we would all be either peasants or slaves
lucky ones would be something like an executer

>>214785072
I said I wish to be a pirate in the caribbeans doe not an hungarian peasant

>>214784679
How heavy are your dbs, Momo?

>>214785072
Dad was married by the time he was my age. Grandpa was married by the time he was a year older than I am now. Great-grandpaberg was not only married by my age, but was also probably busy slaying slavix (czech and russian) pussy on the side.
Things were better back then o algo.

>>214785158
>pirate in the caribbeans
Why exatly that, sister?

>>214785114
I guess the more adventurous ones don't breed or at least don't leave trace of it
Bunch of singles mothers in my tree at some point, who knows, one is almost sure to be a servant fucked by her master o algo

>>214785158
My post is not related to you, although it inspired it

>>214782952
>Stalin was 165cm
>Hitler was 175cm
checks out, manlets rule with an iron fist lanklets end up in gas chambers

>>214782138
Loving the apple pie, the coffee not so much.

>>214785225
N-NANI

>>214785268
De Gaulle was an excellent leader.

>>214785268
too nice to be classified as "rule with an iron fist"

how to make attractive women aware of the fact that they owe me sex?

>>214784060
je t'encule

>>214785199
so it is related?
>>214785171
I like the sea and the caribbeans and I want to live a short adventurous life with a brutal death

>>214786423
i did not say you wanted to be a hungarian peasant o algo
w/e

>>214786200
>that description
KEK poor guy.

>>214786510
freed after a few weeks and died of cancer doe

>>214786487
sorry but I am right and you are wrong

>>214786672
You can have a short adventurous life by going to Ukraine RIGHT NOW.

>>214786744
Bodied that nagger.

>>214786744
>>214786800
why ddo you hate that poster so much

>>214786744
Dying for some slav fighting a slav in a trench is not the same as dying after you drank too much and the whore you plapped decided to stab you with a knife after you bred her.
Veneto-san is right on this one althoughbeitnonetheless.

>>214786827
Don’t get me wrong, I love venetanon.

Am back from rooning it was nice I roon around 7 kilometers. I saw 4 kitties and almost nobody it was nice.

>>214785171
I have adjustable dumbbells, they can go from 5 to 8 to 10 kilos, right now it's at 8

>>214784060
Why not, why not

>>214786349
No you don't. My bussy is reserved for the toilet only.

Pirate dream: drink rum, shag exotic women, plunder loot

Pirate reality: get scurvy and die

>>214785072
I've never once expressed that wish, all my ancestors were starving peasants

>>214786916
>My bussy is reserved for the toilet only
i never expected to be jelly of porcelain but here we are

>>214786887
That's not me ffs, it's some newfag who seems to be quite rude in general, I do not want to be a pirate
I love you too btw

They're talking about us on /nafri/

>>214787022
what were you doing in /nafri/

>>214787053
I saw they're edish featuring a photo of cute nafri woman and that got my attention

>>214787141
>photo of cute nafri
hairy boobs are so hot

>>214787022
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>214787011
Oops.

>>214787022
To be fair, an Italian instigated it.

>>214786990
Kek. Love you Bavarianon.

>>214786901
>to 10 kilos
Grim. Sorry, Momo. I had to say it.

>>214782996
What the fuck you are white

>>214787412
I mean they're not being mean to us either
>>214787441
I don't get it

>>214787224
So you like both boy and girls, bavarianon?

>>214787501
He misses Portutwink.

Just checked out gold prices, my 2 gold coins I bought for 415€ in 2014 are now almost 600 bucks each

>>214787903
Note that because of inflation, 415€ in 2014 is worth 500€ today

>>214787959
Yeah but still that's a 700€ plus value (probably less because the shop will buy it back for less but still). If only I had more money back then.

Should I sell my ring?

>>214788184
You mean your wedding ring ?

>>214788184
Do you need the money, does the ring have sentimental value.

>>214788227
Yes kek
Gold is astoundingly high.

>>214788233
It’s a joke.

>>214786887
Im not veneto anon
>>214787412
It was me

>>214788738
You were not wrong by the way

>>214788753
They are a rogue general, janny is not earning his pay

>>214787903
>buying physical gold with a 3% spread when you could just gamble with ETF gold with a less than 0,1% spread
NGMI
I may or may not have made 0,5% profit today by gambling with that hehe.

>>214788859
>>buying physical gold with a 3% spread when you could just spread your buttcheeks

>>214788859
What is ETF gold ?

>>214788965
He will get B O D I E D, literally.

>>214779917
I would never date a woman that is shorter than me by more than 5 cms
taller women get preference

>>214778051 (OP)
this is what happens if you don't behave

>>214786200
>women
>aware

>>214786915
I was sure you were Veneto ngl but by now I'm not so sure no cap fr.

>>214788980
The thing that you can buy from a broker. In a nutshell you invest in it the same way you would invest in a stock. You own that gold, but it's not stored at your place.

>>214788965
>spreading your own asscheeks instead of spreading twink and milf asscheeks with your cock
NGMI

>>214789284
Im joking Im not a male botto prostitute. In fact, im not a prostitute at all

>>214789223
Plan B it is

>>214789284
The best investment you can make is opening an onlyfans and flaunting your body for women and men alike, magyarkun.

>>214789345
I don't see why womenx would pay to see my body when they can just open tinder and have 50 men like me flood their dms in less than an hour.

>>214789323
>takes out 5000 euro out of my pocket
>holds it in front of you
Are you sure about that?

>>214783654
>>214783951
obsessed

>>214789587
>takes out 5000 euro out of my pocket
tricky post, the shitalian already emptied your pocket

>>214789587
>>takes out 5000 euro out of my pocket
>>holds it in front of you
>Are you sure about that?
nigga im not a faggot I wouldnt suck cock for a billion dollars

>>214789606
I answered to people asking about your height.

>>214789610
>tf
>tp

>>214789646
it's not french that empty your pockets in france

>>214789639
>ouessant

>>214789688
you literally occupy Corsica and looted Italy of billions and billions

Oak honey is so good, I'm addicted to it.

>>214789610
>the shitalian already emptied your pocket
Shitalians can't outjew a jew. That's a fact.

>>214789790
>armorique

one of the friends I made in croatia this summer was telling me that last year he was really depressed and completely broke so he tried becoming a male prostitute and was offering to suck dick for money but there weren't enough gay people in croatia so he didn't find any cocks to suck and gave up on the idea

>Shitalian
I felt offedned but then I looked at the flags

>>214789937
Shitalians ARE the jew, why do you think it’s the only western country growing at the moment?

>>214789967
He should've become a male prostitute for mature women.

>>214789967
Do they really?

>>214789989
In EU5 I will unify Italy early on and I will show you cunts

>>214789967
He should move to France then.

>>214790057
Never get into hard drugs anon.

>>214789987
Hungarian and Italian flags are pretty much the same. Ashkenazix folx and Shitalian folx are pretty much the same.
Therefore, I am shitalian (terrone)

>>214789989
>Shitalians ARE the jew
No, they are not. We are similar peoplex, but we are not the same. Shitalian folx lack that levantine admixture we have o algo.

>>214790076
why would I

>>214790064
that's what I said kek
it'd be a better business model here

>>214790167
Im in the northeast but I look like the brown chud witht he pants down, except I have a big dick

>>214790167
182cm on average is dinaric lanklet tier, it's crazy. This is why I feel like a midget

>>214787385
dear god

>>214790235
12cm is not a big dick fren.

>>214790389
it's 13cm when not hard lol

>>214790404
name 3 girls that can vouch for your dick

>>214790404
actually, it's 10....
>>214790423
im virgin, almost a wizard
>incel
not really I could have gfs but I didnt like them I guess

>>214790302
on the hrvat coast every girl I was talking to was like 15cms taller than me
probably the dream for some
>>214790404
proof?

>>214790404
>shower, not grower
I said, 13cm is not a big dick fren.

>>214790517
>talking to girl
bit heterosexual this

>>214790517
croatian girls hate italian men

>>214790634
>want to go in my hole?
*push you into foibe*

>>214790547
you sound jealous, go to america and get dick enlargement surgery. As I said Im not lucky with women anyway, I was just talking about the meme

>>214790692
anche le pietre parlano italiano...

>>214790598
they were absolute sluts I couldn't escape
either they were amazed by the sight of foreigner who wasn't a german or they were amazed by the sight of a twink manlet (unicorn in the balkans) but I had multiple girls come on to me in only one night on the coast
was pretty flattering either way
would recommend for 'cels trying to escape wizardom
it also feels weird being in a science university here now where every single girl is so fucking ugly

>>214790850
>it also feels weird being in a science university here now where every single girl is so fucking ugly

Was never approached in dalmatia, ovah.

>>214790889
>Was never approached in dalmatia
they were blinded by your aura and didn't dare approach you lest they perish in the blazing lights of your glory, king

>>214790949
the former missus told me germans stare but don't approach

>>214790983
we are a shy people, we admire from afar but never touch

>>214790850
>it also feels weird being in a science university here now where every single girl is so fucking ugly
Heard some things here and there about girls who study biology. Wonder if they're true.
Keep us posted, chicken man.

>>214791106
Bro...

>that feeling of slight, pleasant pain in the muscles after returning from the gym

>>214791106
>Heard some things here and there about girls who study biology.
Tell me more, I need to know <3

>>214791160
Nice curves

>>214791160
mental illness with legs

>>214791160
I want to save her and turn her into a new woman. It'll be just like that movie with Richard Gere, except I'm fat and poor and will probably end in several assault charges.
>>214791277
>Tell me more, I need to know <3
They're low empathy weirdos with strange hobbies. They can't engage in satisfying sex unless someone is experiencing pain.
These are the rumours I have heard. Are they true? I don't know. Will I keep repeating them? Yes, I will.

>>214790850
>being in a science university here now where every single girl is so fucking ugly
I don't know where you guys study/studied, but in my engineering course it was a nightmare... it got even worse when I chose my minor subject and masters
chemichal, environmental and production engineering on the other hand..... was something else, full of turbofaggots though

>>214779917
why not

>>214791479
That's why you go to an engineering faculty with biology, design, medicine, literature and similar nearby.

>>214791639
yes, thankfully the students restaurant was common and when I wanted to eat in a different place I went to the biology and pharmacy departments

>>214791639
>>214791748
>being so sure of getting pussy you plan your studies around it

What the hell.

>>214791831
It was simply my experience, I planned my studies around the cheapest place (aka closest to home) I could find and get into.

>>214791106
idk but they're fat and dress like potato bags
girls in the humanities college I went some time ago were a lot cuter but mentally ill

>>214790889
not zesty enough for alt slags

>>214791895
Jesus Christ.

>>214791895
Giving zoomers guns and the internet was a mistake. Their brains are being too over-stimulated. They cannot filter the madness like we older types can.
>>214791960
>girls in the humanities college I went some time ago were a lot cuter but mentally ill
Girls on my course were all rich middle-class types who basically just wanted a degree because it made them look smarter and more educated.
Probably a good 90% of them were coomworthy too and almost everyone was white. This was back in like 2010, so god knows what bongladeshi universities are like these days.

>>214792112
hoeflation is out of control

>>214791895
this is why furries need to be gassed

>>214791470
>They can't engage in satisfying sex unless someone is experiencing pain.
Hmmm, sounds alluring. I used to know (even had a crush on) a girl who studied neurobiology and I kind of wished she was like you described

Why aren't you watching The Bone Museum right now, /med/?

>>214792339
hopefully she investigates my bone with her gigantic tits

At least you nibbas got to experience what being a youth in university is like.
My old ass had to opt for a correspondence course, meaning I did not even have to go to uni to meet people and do young adult things.

>mf was caught because his father snitched
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>214792339
do straight niggas really forget about such an ugly face for some tettas?
>>214792484
nigga we're literally the same age start uni now if you want to
also most people suck anyway

>>214792556
Most do, I don't but since it's the chan i will write plap o algo

>>214792556
You saw her face?
I only looked at the booba and belt.

>>214792556
>nigga we're literally the same age start uni now if you want to
Nah, I like my job. It's just that I really regret missing out on turning 18 then fucking off from my parents' house to somewhere new, both within hungary, and abroad via erasmus. It is what it is, I couldn't have done anything against it anyway.
Honestly, if I enrolled in uni rn I'd probably study biology as I originally wanted to become a doctor. I absolutely do not regret working in finance working from home and following my own schedule instead of being a doc working 12 hours a day doe, gotta admit that one. Biology just seems a nice choice, as I always liked biology, but it's still different enough from med school. Even if I enrolled though, there's no way I'd opt for a full-time course. Don't want to be an unc among those 18 yo kids. So I'd go for correspondence.

>>214790850
You could slay an insane amount of pussy if you were not so zesty. Mad innit how you are the one gals hit one while straight /med/ niggas can't get a crumb of pussy.

I'm not a fucking carer fuck off

>>214790064
Should've moved to Zagreb ili nešto slično

>>214793191
>correspondence

>>214793198
Family making you wash someone or something?

>>214793191
the biology lectures are legit so interesting
gonna have a lecture on the embryonic development of protostomes next week im hyped
the maths and physics kinda filter but I'm waiting to see how the first exams go before being to pessimistic
>>214793258
niggas in zagreb are literal uruk hais
slovenia is where the attractive men are in the balkans
also thank you for that math youtube channel if you're the same guy

>>214792556
>do straight niggas really forget about such an ugly face for some tettas?
I don't think she's ugly, just average.
Like her forehead is a bit too big and her nose is kind of ugly but besides that I don't see anything wrong with her face.

>>214793512
>the biology lectures are legit so interesting
I'm happy for you, when I went to university even though I enjoy computer science I rarely found classes to be very interesting.

Evening from Wisconsin

>>214793895
>computer science classes

>>214793282
No.

I slept for a couple hours which is very rare for me

BBC'd

>>214794561
>I slept for a couple hours which is very rare for me
for each hour you don't sleep, i shall sleep an additional two, thus restoring cosmic balance

The 31km got me good. Getting to the mountains.

>>214794686
Damn, good luck Gironde

>>214793895
Recessed chin.
Potato nose.
Strange forehead.
Bad eyesight.
Strange ears.
Amazing booba.

>>214794686
Swindled by the brunoid.

>>214793512
Kek the Slovenian femboy jokes were true all along? I just thought they were banter among Balkanoids like how we call Tunisians twinks when they're not. And yes the maths channel was from me i promise he's great at every STEM subject except biology which he doesn't teach you'll love him.

Choose wisely

>>214794686
>tfw this is what happens when you spend ONE day around brune
>>214795990
You would have to be physically and mentally insane not to pick the tomboy. Even today, this is generally considered to be the most ideal form of mate for a young male.

>>214795990
Catnigga is right on this one just like always. Tomboy mogs the other 5.

>>214795990
Serious and clever is simply Mussolini in disguise.

>>214795990
>>214796386
Are tomboys statistically more inclined to BDSM than the other types?

UUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>214793241

>>214796657
I'd say it's the quiet home girl.
You just know what she'll do after that session of knitting.

Metsola d-debba ta' Brussell.

>>214796729
I wish he'd stop shitting up my flag's reputation and making us look like Pajeets. He usually posts racebait very late at night (3AM or so for old worlders) but it seems he's started early today :(

>>214797016
Just enjoy the views.

>>214796810
Was going to make a post almost identical to this.
>nooo, jewish mind lasers aren't stealing your thoughts, take your meds and ingest fluoride schizo!!!
The tomboy wants to rest in someone's lap and have her neck rubbed, while the quiet girl's ideal home improvement is an elaborate rape dungeon.

>>214797171
It's simple physics, the tomboy expends her whole energy reserves while doing physical activity and sports, the quiet home-girl expends no energy during the whole day and then must use it all at once, like a phoenix risen from the ashes.

The quiet home girl is also probably a baby factory while the tomboy might get the ick after just one
Of course polygamy is superior

>>214791831
more like "since I'll suffer, at least I can see some qts instead of ugly chuds the entire day"

When was the last time you puked /med/ ?
It was so long ago I can't remember

Mut.

>>214798370
Last year.

>>214798370
Don't remember, long ass time

>>214798438
Don't care, plap.

>>214798370
Probably some time when I was drunk, a long time ago

>>214798987
day status?

>>214799025
I got to Gold III.

>>214799071
Nothing worse than being in the fourth league of any rank, you just look desperate to keep that rank
the white man marches on

>>214799071
We're gonna need a bigger sword.

>>214799171
The champ I OTP is kind of strong right now so I think I will be able to go up in rank easily, I'm comfortably winning games except when fighting hard counters.

>>214799187
I don't get the reference.
Sorry gramps.

>>214799209
>OTP
ah yes that kind of player
i used to do the same
the problem is people like this that become a crying mess if they don't get the character, or worse, the role
hopefully that character has not a fascist scum lore

>>214799275
>ah yes that kind of player
Did you really expect anything different from me?
>i used to do the same
My fellow neurotypical man.

>>214799354
at some point i switched to simply playing a few differents supports, last hitting is annoying fr so it was a solution
>tfw your adc sucks or the lane in front of you is just too strong

Din xiż-żobb qed tippretendi.

>>214795990
tomboys will eternally remain the best girls
the Scythians knew this, their wisdom is eternal

>>214799491

>>214799490
Mysterious.

>>214799071
>135 iq
>gold 3
BRUH

>>214799458
>few differents supports
>tfw your adc sucks
>lane in front of you is just too strong
That's why you master playing Senna. Bitch carries them bot lanes.

>>214798370
I think I was around 12.

>>214799491
Would you simp for her and give her a big tip ?

>>214799742
never cared about this champ

>>214798370
I don't rembember exactly when, it was some years ago
I was drunk and puked at my own bathroom
>>214799491
>>214799732
plap
>>214799804
I would give her more than the tipo

>>214799738
Some people have no shame whatsoever. No, person I rarely talk to, I won't go and read stuff to your neighbour, a blind guy, that I don't even know. Get him a fucking carer like a normal person would, or better yet, tell his family to do it.

>>214798370
In May

>>214799950
My fav support was definitely Thresh. Just below him my almost favorites were Bard, Soraka, Janna, Morgana, and Pyke.
Bard definitely is a mogger champ if you can play him well.
As for Senna, maybe I liked her subconsciously. Black and canonically aged 31-36. Idk man.

>>214799804
>give her a big tip
I would give her my big tip if you catch my drift.

>finished playing random gayme
>get achievement for beating it on normal difficulty
>"4.2% of players have this achievement"
what the fuck is wrong with Steamoids?

>>214800713
Some people buy a tonne of games with discounts and never play them, I personally think it's retarded

>>214800666
if it's swollen or has any lumps you need to be in at the hospital ASAP

>>214800761
Nah it's fine now and it stopped hurting after a minute or two. Maybe my body just produced too much coom, trying to force me to hit on girls or something. Idk man. Was not funny at all when I started feeling that shit btw.

>>214778051 (OP)
What does behque mean in French?

>>214800872
Cul de femme

>>214800976
Lol

Good night, sisters.

>>214800926
The text on that pic reads "behave".

>>214801027
Ouais.

>>214801594
Good night zesty

>>214800976
Apparently it is a military thing. Still, a hindu(?) saying that to a protestant is funny, and neither were in the military if not mistaken.

>>214800976
>have Exodus style golden calf at mar-a-lago (made out of dollar bills still counts)
>"see you in Valhalla"
guys
I don't think these American nonces are actually Christians at all

>>214801735
American moment

>>214795822
in ljubljana it's genuinely not a meme I saw twinks everywhere and rainbow flag on lamp posts
you don't even see that here in france
>>214798370
3 years ago after eating a panini at the sandwich store of death of suffering
couldn't eat anything for a whole week afterwards

>>214802108
>3 years ago after eating a panini
How long is your esophagus

>>214802171
>How long is your esophagus
it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it

Tu y yo a la fiesta

There is a good chance that the 3rd temple will be built in the USA.

any corsicans ?

>>214802775
Unless...

>>214802279
>Thread nearly reached bump limit the day you start it
Thank you Bavarianon. You're good luck to have around

Finna hit bump limit

>>214802941
what architectural style is this

>>214803328
we're in this together

>>214803776
Neo-Noncesque.

why is it called montpellier and not tontpellier

>>214803776
yiddish
>>214803986
lmao

>>214803986
I used to think nonce was just a silly brittish word like dunce so I would think to myself "ahah I'm such a goofy nonce today"

>>214804354
French people are stingy

>>214804452
And you were. And you were.

>>214804452
I hope you didn't say that out loud.

>>214804452
Pretty skilled to cut that strawberry right on Pepe head

>>214804571
Honestly I don't think many people in France know that word anyway

I remember when the Bohemian Grove was the scary elite place before that island was discovered.

>>214796810
>>214797171
>>214797298
My intuition tells me the same thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIPJrrQlxzY
>1:23

>>214797354
Cute

>>214797356
Might be true
>polygamy is superior
Not based :D

>>214798370
>so long ago I can't remember
Same

>>214798438
>>214799732
>>214799738
>>214800872
Mmmm

>>214804540
>>214804614
Fuck, for a moment I thought it meant homo but it isn’t, it’s something genuinely bad.

>>214799490
What bitch?

>>214799491
Toyboys can be nice indeed

>>214800666
Are your balls blue?

>>214800976
The reactions of some American tolerant leftists to this tragedy were disgusting as fuck. By the way, their definition of "Nazi" has been updated; it's not just the person they don't like, it seems that a Nazi is anyone who is able to engage in dialogue with people who have different views, lol

>>214802775
>will be
False
>It has already been built
True. By Terry A. Davis (under the guidance of by God himself)

>>214802941
>>214803986
Haha

>>214805243
I will never understand this elites' overwhelming urge to appear elite and do things that seem elitist to them :D

>>214805523
The problem of these "things" is if they include horrid things like noncery and sacrifices to Moloch, allegedly.

>>214805910
Just not being like them makes me better than them <3

>>214805523
I think it’s something along the lines of
>I have so much power, I want to see how much I can get away with because of it

>>214805523
>Toyboys
:D

>>214807882
That's a cool jacket