>>214471361
Things are going well. Med Boy Summer has come to a satisfying close with Brune as this year's champion (having secured a high-quality sexual relationship with a Latina), there is nothing but rain, clouds and thunder for the next few days, and autumn looms over us like an 80 foot tall woman over her powerless ex-boyfriend.

Have you made appropriate plans for your 30th birthday yet? Any hints from the local office cuties about keeping your calendar free that day in case "somebody" decides to throw you a surprise party?

>>214437961
Come, friend. Bask in our collective wisdom. Grow fat with knowledge as you feast from our table of worldly experience.

>>214103406
Name one young person in Spain who can't speak English.

>>213367272
Tell us where your secret Portuguese sister is right now.

>>212884105
Sort of makes you wonder who the real fascists are, doesn't it?
>>212886368
Was it a dream or a prophetic vision of a future yet-to-come? We shall have to wait and see.
All those horror movies and video games aren't doing you any favours.

>>212640826
Ever heard of an enclosed balcony? Perhaps if you built more of those, innocent Brits wouldn't keep climbing over them and jumping to their deaths.
Their blood is on your hands.
>>212641155
I love Alien and Aliens, and dislike Prometheus (the only other film in the series I've seen). I can't get past dumb plots and stupid characters, even when the visuals and world building is really interesting.
Makes me wish I had the cajones to play Alien: Isolation, but unfortunately I am an abject coward.

>>212306110
This is an anime imageboard. You're on our turf, white boy.

>>212202565
>Only Turkey, Libya and Egypt are fatsos in the med world

>>211901338
Very wise when Chris-chan's dimension merge is expected to happen any year now. I nearly had you.

Just remember - the deer can flee a hundred times, but the wolf only has to get lucky once.

>>211720357
Perhaps she expects ineptitude from you - an assumption born from too many days of visiting a shrimpless food bowl.
>on a more positive note she's stopped shedding winter fur last week, that was getting quite annoying
Whenever my cat used to start moulting, I would comb her and collect the hair, roll it into a ball and flick it into my sister's face.