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Anonymous France No.212884105 >>212884598 >>212885086 >>212888286 >>212891719 >>212894181
/med/
Propaganda edition

Brainwashed : >>212850676
Anonymous Spain No.212884598 >>212884664
>>212884105 (OP)
Nothing wrong with that, just leading people to a better life.
Also you forgot to add watching Summer Time Render.
Anonymous France No.212884664
>>212884598
I thought about it, just like I thought about adding "Fascist scum". But I prefer to keep it light.

Also my post doesn't claim there is anything wrong with that.
Anonymous Portugal No.212884718 >>212885286 >>212893278 >>212894181
lmao
Anonymous Spain No.212885086
>>212884105 (OP)
>Watch summer time rendering
>Hit the gym
...
Anonymous Spain No.212885286
>>212884718
Anonymous Portugal No.212885688 >>212893730 >>212894181
Good morning /med/.
Anonymous Spain No.212886263 >>212886404
>mandatory AI course
I want this AI fad to end.
Anonymous France No.212886368 >>212886431 >>212886517 >>212888286 >>212888929 >>212891719 >>212894181
>dreamt that I was in the middle of a riot filled with joggers and other violent apes, trashing everything, pushing people out of burning buildings, killing left and right
>stuck in a flowing mass of panicked crowd
>dream skips to fast skipping snapshots of gore clips
>guy getting crushed by machinery, legs popping out of sockets
>dude getting throat slashed
>girl disemboweled
>wake up in sweat at 4am
Anonymous Italy No.212886404
>>212886263
Kill all AI naggers
Anonymous Malta No.212886431 >>212886543
>>212886368
Sounds like your kind of dream.
Anonymous Spain No.212886517 >>212886777 >>212887022
>>212886368
You are a fascist scum down to the core.
Your subconscious mind is fascist af.
Anonymous France No.212886543
>>212886431
Not really, I like spooky dreams but that was just a barrage of mindless violence like some Clockwork Orange nightmare compilation.
Anonymous France No.212886777
>>212886517
Indeed, the chudness is hardwired. You cannot fault me for what I cannot control.
Anonymous Spain No.212887022 >>212887081
>>212886517
Don't you have some kinder bars to eat?
Anonymous Malta No.212887026 >>212887168
The brights are turned on
They are clearly visible
I want to suckle
Anonymous Spain No.212887081 >>212887157
>>212887022
No, I don't.
Also I'm cutting, I'm already 0.6 kg down.
Anonymous Spain No.212887157
>>212887081
Good to hear you redistributing your love handles for the proletariat comrade.
Anonymous France No.212887168 >>212887292 >>212888952
>>212887026
what the fuck is wrong with her nipples ?
Anonymous Malta No.212887292
>>212887168
How would I know?
Anonymous Malta No.212887406
Ok, they're fake and I am a fool.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212888286 >>212888963 >>212889172
>>212884105 (OP)
Sort of makes you wonder who the real fascists are, doesn't it?
>>212886368
Was it a dream or a prophetic vision of a future yet-to-come? We shall have to wait and see.
All those horror movies and video games aren't doing you any favours.
Anonymous Malta No.212888397
>According to the proposed changes, β€œexceptional services or contributions” refers to those made by β€œscientists, researchers, athletes, sports persons, artists, cultural performers, entrepreneurs, philanthropists and technologists, amongst other persons of interest…”
"Ivan Ivanovich" donates to "Ċikku Galea"'s totally legit "Gay sex for Palestine charity fund" and boom, "Ivan" is now a Maltese citizen.
Anonymous France No.212888657 >>212888963
>tfw not nagged yesterday
Anonymous France No.212888681 >>212888881
I look very chinese today
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212888881 >>212889029 >>212889030
>>212888681
Are you especially tired today? My mum says I look Chinese when I've just woken up in the morning.
Anonymous Portugal No.212888929
>>212886368
What a quaint view of the future Nafri-Frenchoid Culture Wars.
Anonymous Portugal No.212888952
>>212887168
Badly made fake tittoids.
Anonymous Spain No.212888963 >>212889030 >>212893278
>>212888286
The real fascists are the fascists.

>>212888657
Play the Dishonored DLCs.
They are even better than the base game.
Anonymous France No.212889029
>>212888881
had to wake up rlly early and didn't sleep much
my hair is also pretty overgrown now
Anonymous France No.212889030 >>212891734
>>212888881
Hopefully she doesn't voice that opinion on X.

>>212888963
I was thinking about the /med/ boy summer thing.
Anonymous France No.212889046 >>212892458
on the topic of chinese fellows
was tintin a nonce?
Anonymous Italy No.212889172
>>212888286
I think the real fascists are the fascists, groundbreaking discovery
Anonymous Germany No.212889566
I did almost nothing in the cage today. Finna leave early anyway.
Anonymous Spain No.212889663 >>212889711 >>212889781 >>212891734
Hello frens, set a new weighted pullup PR of 50kg
Anonymous Germany No.212889711
>>212889663
beast
Anonymous Italy No.212889781
>>212889663
Damn, very nice
Anonymous France No.212889860
Good day med am back from the cagie and Thiriet, it's the weekend
Anonymous Malta No.212890075 >>212890483
Cool.
> Poland No.212890483
>>212890075
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gxRq23qVE8A
Anonymous France No.212891193 >>212891416 >>212891719
'ma was ROCKED driving me to the city seeing all the africans
Anonymous France No.212891416
>>212891193
Not happening here though
Anonymous Spain No.212891546
>PostingSpeed.jpg
Anonymous Brazil No.212891719 >>212892507
good morning niggas, today I plan to slack as much as possible in the cagie (I know I'll fail though)
>>212884105 (OP)
who is worthy of the "naggiest nagga award"?
>>212886368
very chuddy dream
or is it a glimpse of the future instead?
>>212891193
chuddism runs in the family, it seems
Anonymous Spain No.212891734
>>212889030
I couldn't think about any funny way to say anything so I ended up saying nothing.

>>212889663
Congrats.
Anonymous Spain No.212891940 >>212892010 >>212892551 >>212892656
>Ethiopian
>Arrives to UK
>Solicitates asylum
>A few days pass
>Rapes a 14yo girl
Powerful and brave
Anonymous Brazil No.212892010
>>212891940
Anonymous France No.212892040 >>212893043
was rude to blind people on the bus award
Anonymous Portugal No.212892458
>>212889046
Don’t badmouth my nigga Tintin (yes, he was).
Anonymous Portugal No.212892507 >>212893133
>>212891719
Currently offloading work to the intern, she’s taking it well, so I’m gonna leave earlier today.
Anonymous Malta No.212892551
>>212891940
Sky is blue.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212892656 >>212892876
>>212891940
Britain needs a hero now more than ever.
Anonymous Malta No.212892876 >>212893196 >>212893704
>>212892656
If only those retarded hooligans turned their rage on those imported rapists instead of on a fucking ball.
Anonymous France No.212893043
>>212892040
Saw a dude with a white cane in one hand and the other hand used to cover his eyes from the sun.
Was confused kek
Anonymous Brazil No.212893133 >>212893278 >>212894263
>>212892507
>offloading in the intern, she is taking it well
sounds kinda unprofessional
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212893196 >>212893384 >>212893786
>>212892876
I don't know what the ball thing is a reference to, but there are a lot of protestors these days outside hotels where asylum seekers are housed, and the government is having trouble keeping a lid on it.
It's funny seeing pictures and video of it - the protestors are mostly young and middle-aged people, while the counter-protestors (refugees welcome) are mostly boomers.
Anonymous Greece No.212893278 >>212893333 >>212893976
>>212884718
Scallies are unironically into this.

>>212888963
I disagree, while the dishonored 1 downloadable content adds some nice elements to the game it's just more of the same and it does not change someone's view of the game.
Dishonored 2 downloadable content is terrible.
Nobody wants to play as an ugly woman without superpowers.

>>212893133
He is giving her the opportunity to learn faster.
Anonymous Germany No.212893327
https://youtube.com/shorts/mkT9_x70ymw
Anonymous Spain No.212893333 >>212893436
>>212893278
>I disagree, while the dishonored 1 downloadable content adds some nice elements to the game it's just more of the same and it does not change someone's view of the game.
So if someone enjoyed the base game, they should play the DLCs, yeah.
>Dishonored 2 downloadable content is terrible.
It wasn't a DLC but a standalone game.
>Nobody wants to play as an ugly woman without superpowers.
It's a first person game, if this really affects you that much I think you have genuine mental problem.
Also, you get powers very early on.
Anonymous Spain No.212893384
>>212893196
>I don't know what the ball thing is a reference to
Γ“ futebol caralho
Anonymous Greece No.212893436 >>212893500
>>212893333
They could have let you play as the queen, making the game something between diplomacy and stealth.
The structure of the levels as it is and of the missions is extremely similar to the base game.
Go into a mansion, fight robots, steal the thing.
And all of that without cool superpowers like rats.
I certainly did not see any superpowers early since I dropped the game.
But yeah, ugly woman+no superpowers+forced diversity results in failure.
Killing of the mystery nigga and not exploring his world further in an expansion was a disastrous decision.
Their new direction sucked, that's why all of their games flopped after Dishonored 2.
But from what I've read, most of the original Dishonored developers left so they used the good name of Arkane to release bad games disguised under political correctness to avoid any valid criticisms.
Anonymous Spain No.212893500 >>212893570
>>212893436
>But from what I've read, most of the original Dishonored developers left so they used the good name of Arkane to release bad games disguised under political correctness to avoid any valid criticisms.
You are wrong, Dishonored 2 and DoTO were made by Arkane Lyon, unlike in America people don't change job that often in France, and most of the developers who worked in Arkane Lyon for Dishonored then worked on Dishonored 2 and DoTO.
In Arkane Austin there were a considerable amount of people who left from Prey to Redfall, but Prey was already woke.
Anonymous Greece No.212893570 >>212893808
>>212893500
Weird, maybe with the death of the outsider they tried to pander to the part of their playerbase that kept going for pacifist playthroughs.
This was the worst part of the games for me and that's why I dislike the "expansion" so much.
They could make anything else like I mentioned, even send us on whalehunting.
See another continent, from where Sokolov was or where the voodoo was happening.
Instead we got Deathloop which flopped and was vaguely based on the Dishonored universe.
Anonymous Italy No.212893704
>>212892876
Lol, recently ultras of Hellas beat down nafris in Verona and made them run, it was fun to watch
Anonymous Portugal No.212893730
>>212885688
puro sexo.
Anonymous Portugal No.212893760 >>212893843
r8 my gameplay
Anonymous Malta No.212893786
>>212893196
Hooligans. Ball. Football. They should go out and give the imported trash and their importers what's coming for them.
Anonymous Spain No.212893808 >>212893881
>>212893570
DoTO while standalone had to recycle assets from Dishonored 2 to be viable, because Dishonored 2 was expensive and it didn't make back the money spent, so they didn't have the ability to sent the player elsewhere.
And after killing the Outsider, the void didn't disappear and they are free to show how the world changed with the void untamed, that was part of Deathloop, to show how a more technologically advanced society would harness the void.
Personally I would also have preferred other stuff but the developers probably wanted to go on a more distinct direction after working many years on the Dishonored world with a steampunk aesthetic and a marked gameplay style, Deathloop allowed them to change that while also calling back to their previous works to retain their fanbase.
Now what I want to really know is if the Blade game will actually happen because apparently the movie fell off, I'm scared that Microsoft might just close down the studio because they would have to start creating a game from 0 after that, although if they haven't closed it down yet maybe they are already working on something.
Anonymous Spain No.212893843
>>212893760
Is he refugee or identitarian?
Anonymous Greece No.212893881
>>212893808
Deathloop's setting didn't annoy me that much.
But the forced stealth, combined with the extremely bad ai of the enemies made it unplayable for me.
I don't think that they will cancel the Blade game because marvel slop is very popular even now.
Anonymous Brazil No.212893976 >>212894000
>>212893278
not sure if you get my point
Anonymous Greece No.212894000
>>212893976
I did, I was just joking.
Anonymous Argentina No.212894181 >>212894243 >>212896141
>>212884105 (OP)
Good day gents, came here to say NEW NINE INCH NAILS SINGLE + THEY'LL BE MAKING THE NEW TRON MOVIE'S OST, MY LIBIDO HAS REVIVED
https://youtu.be/-Sj-FmI5JfA
>>212884718
would
>>212885688
SEXO
>>212886368
niggas in paris when smoke break is reduced to 30 mins instead of 2 hours:
Anonymous Greece No.212894243 >>212894528
>>212894181
What if someone does not smoke, do they also get a break.
Otherwise it is a discrimination against healthy people.
Anonymous Portugal No.212894263
>>212893133
I am powering her professional development through a hands on approach so as to boost her career prospects inside the company (tm).
Anonymous Argentina No.212894528 >>212894670 >>212894839 >>212895108
>>212894243
>implying there's healthy people in France
Well, guess it can be a wine or snack break then. At least they're more organized when they gotta protest, in comparison to literally all college goers here.
Speaking of snacks, I feel hungry. And horny. Truly the spirit of the /med/ person is feeling horny and hungry regardless of context.
Anonymous Malta No.212894670 >>212897281
>>212894528
Do not appropriate my defects.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212894839 >>212894874 >>212895050 >>212897281
>>212894528
>Speaking of snacks, I feel hungry. And horny.
You know, if you were a female spider, you could get a twofer on that.
I just pray that humans never evolve to have the same reproductive mechanism one day.
Anonymous France No.212894874 >>212895681
>>212894839
>spider that rape just have the being eaten fetish
Anonymous Greece No.212895050 >>212895196 >>212895681
>>212894839
Doesn't concern me since I am never going to reproduce.
Anonymous France No.212895108 >>212897281
>>212894528
>And horny
so you can?
Anonymous Spain No.212895196 >>212895258
>>212895050
Hyperarachnoborea will owe its bedrock principles to your incel bibliography, be proud.
Anonymous Greece No.212895258 >>212895310
>>212895196
But I hardly did anything...
Anonymous Spain No.212895310 >>212895386
>>212895258
...so far
Anonymous Greece No.212895386 >>212895559
>>212895310
I will not leave books behind, my sense of self importance is not that strong.
What will be left will be my scattered writings across many websites.
Maybe they can feed all of that into some language model that will later generate a sickening amalgamation of my ideas.
Anonymous Spain No.212895387 >>212895559
>Still no release date for EU5
I suffer
Anonymous Malta No.212895548 >>212895681
What an ugly cloudy day.
Anonymous France No.212895559
>>212895386
Gem.

>>212895387
Two more weeks.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212895681 >>212895713
>>212895548
There be storms a brewin'. Amber alerts have been issued for London, as we are expecting heavy rain and thunder over the next several days.
Batten down the mizzen mast, mateys.
>>212895050
>>212894874
The reproductive habits of arachnids should be of concern to us all. Do you have any idea how often sentient aliens in movies are portrayed as spider-like beings? It cannot be a coincidence. Starship Troopers was basically soft disclosure.
Anonymous Malta No.212895713 >>212895975
>>212895681
It is supposed to get really hot next week, but for now we have shitty clouds thanks to the wind.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212895975 >>212896070 >>212896100
>>212895713
>clouds and wind, followed by scorching hot temperatures
Sounds like you're in for some tough woolks for the forseeable future.
Anonymous France No.212896070 >>212896383
>>212895975
Please make up a new word for rain with a Latin root.
Or we could mistake you for a germanoid.
Anonymous Malta No.212896100
>>212895975
So it seems.
> Poland No.212896141 >>212897380
>>212894181
>NEW NINE INCH NAILS SINGLE
>NEW TRON MOVIE
I AM HYPED TOO!
Anonymous Portugal No.212896248 >>212896658
would you go for a swim in the goth pool?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212896383 >>212896824
>>212896070
"Rainfall" shall henceforth be known as "pluvence", doubling as a feminine given name for middle-class girls, while "rain" itself shall be known as "illuviate".
The verbal form shall be "to pluve" in the infinite (preterite: plove; past participle: pluven)
Anonymous France No.212896658
Apparently someone entered a farm and killed a cow like a butcher just to snatch some pieces of meat from it.

Also gyppos are back with then gypsie festival in Moselle VGH.
>>212896248
I'd like consensual sexo with first goth girl yes
Anonymous Greece No.212896784 >>212896851 >>212896922 >>212897380
Will probably have sex this weekend lads
Anonymous France No.212896824
>>212896383
Anonymous France No.212896851 >>212896919 >>212897309
>>212896784
How did you do it ?
Anonymous France No.212896919
>>212896851
He regularly has dates, he's probably a rizzler unlike us.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212896922 >>212897309
>>212896784
Lady and gentlemeds, I think we may have found our Med Boy Summer champion.
Anonymous Argentina No.212897281 >>212897485
>>212894670
More than defects it's just basic necessities for most people, eating is a need for survival, and... Procreating is kind of essential for the species to exist, even though I don't want to have kids. I just like the social aspect because I am a social animal.
>>212894839
>You know, if you were a female spider, you could get a twofer on that.
Man imagine if you could just nom on your partner's ass after getting the horngry instincts. I would 100% do that shit. Choose the dude with the thickest, juiciest ass and go all cannibal on him.
>I just pray that humans never evolve to have the same reproductive mechanism one day.
Judging from how expensive dating can be, it might as well be someday.
>>212895108
I can what?
Anonymous Greece No.212897309 >>212897380 >>212897424 >>212898267
>>212896851
>>212896922
I'll confirm it first then post here

Any tips? I've never had sex before
Anonymous Argentina No.212897380
>>212896784
>>212896141
LET'S FUCKING GoOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOooOOO
>>212897309
A lot of kisses, foreplay, and just asking the girl what she'd like would be good suggestions to start with. Some girls (like me) love internal stimulation and like having their G spot touched over and over, be it with fingers or your dick. Some girls love external stimulation and love having their clit stimulated, either gently or really fast. MOANING IS GOOD, moaning is always good. You can practive by sending vocaroos here and I'll judge (half-joking).
Anonymous France No.212897424
>>212897309
I don't think asking the black wizards of /med/ about sex is a good idea
Anonymous France No.212897485 >>212897777
>>212897281
get horny lel
Anonymous Hungary No.212897589 >>212897619 >>212897653 >>212897716
>"thanks for coming anon, have a safe trip back alright"
>get on train
>ffw two hours
>receive letter from hrguy26 telling me that the documents hrguy25 requested from me two weeks ago are actually not the documents they need
JUST
Anonymous France No.212897619 >>212897955
>>212897589
So you have to go back with the right documents ?
Anonymous Spain No.212897653 >>212897955
>>212897589
You shouldn't even receive their messages on the phone only in your work computer.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212897716
>>212897589
>how far away is he?
>two hours, master
>good, send the email - oh, and throw in a delay or two on the way back
Anonymous Argentina No.212897777 >>212897817
>>212897485
Feels like it, I just love Nine Inch Nails and I'm in a good mood. I'm still exaggerating though, I can't get horny unless I have a love interest kek.
Speaking of socializing, today I'll be visiting a Mormon church 'cause two foreigner gals who are in the Latter Day Saints religion came to preach or see if they could get anyone in, and I personally said I'm not the most religious person ever, but religion as a thing just interests me. It's like studying mythology but in real time.
Both of them were fucking floored and amazed at how good my verbal english is, and they invited me to come to an event today and for a reunion on sunday in their church. I might not agree with what they preach 100%, but I like religious spaces.
They even understood my vision and said they'd be excited to have me around, so oh well, socializing it is!
I wonder if they can drink yerba mate, I'll ask 'em today.
Anonymous Argentina No.212897817
>>212897777
QUADS CONFIRMED I'M NOW MORMON, DORIME, WATCH ME DO WHAT'S CALLED AN ARYAN MOVE
Anonymous Hungary No.212897955
Also forced myself to interact with people so I made small talk with three random people today. Not that much, but at least it's something. Also bought a pair of Superblast 2 shoes and one of those thingies you attach to your arm so you can put your phone there so you don't have to hold it in your hand when running nor put it in your pocket as running with your phone in the pocket sucks. RIP wallet. They only had the zesty looking shoes, but fuck knows when they are getting superblast 2 shoes again (it's always out of stock everywhere), so I bought. As for Judapest, there were some cute girls there, and some sex sex alt girls, but they are lacking in milfs unlike my city. SAD! Also saw a lot of subhuman ass looking people. Mad how shit the average person looks. Guess that's what eating sloppa only does to mfs.

>>212897619
Kek, I should have clarified. No.
It's the same shit that they have been pulling on me since February. You know, where I shitpost about how I had to send another document (via email) because what guy8 asked for was actually not what they need, so guy9 tells me to send another doc. But that doc was actually sent to guy5, but since whenever I send a document to HR, it's just randomly someone receiving it and not the same guy who requested the doc in the first place, they just did not know that that document was actually sent months ago.
So now I need to send a document, which by the way, I have already sent in I believe May, it's just that guy38 does not know that guy27 already received those.

>>212897653
>You shouldn't even receive their messages
Well it comes to my email account of which I never log out on my phone. I do log out on pc though, as thanks to my autism I feel a need that I can't explain to delete the complete browser history every time before going to bed.
Anonymous France No.212898037 >>212898365 >>212901151
I'm more anxious, paranoid and desperate than ever, gentlemen
Anonymous France No.212898267 >>212898495
>>212897309
Check your dick size and get the right condom for it
Don't goon before
Clean yourself thoroughly
Don't bring just one condom
Don't throw yourself on her, she might get the ick
Start with kisses
Rub a bit her pussy before going in
Pretend to know what you're doing
Don't hesitate to make sounds during sex
Anonymous France No.212898305
And after, ask if she needs something, clean yourself a bit, cuddle
Anonymous France No.212898365 >>212898436
>>212898037
Qrd
Anonymous Portugal No.212898400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTCFr9lPSbQ
today's kino
Anonymous France No.212898436 >>212899201 >>212899627 >>212899902
>>212898365
Contamination phobia. I'm afraid of getting sick and contaminating my loved ones. Makes me buy tons of hygiene shit. Makes me overwash my hands and it ends up costing me a lot: financially, mentally, even when it comes to my relationship with other people.
My mental state deteriorated pretty badly over the past 3 years and I feel like a fucking zombie, always worried, unable to enjoy things because of my anxiety and buying shit like hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol everyday or so.
Anonymous Argentina No.212898495 >>212898675
Thread theme (french robots having sex): https://youtu.be/MZTg2WMb8Ps
>>212898267
>Clean yourself thoroughly
This, yes, take a shower before going to a date and try to shave or at least trim your pubes, if she gonna do the gogogo make it more comfortable for her.
>Don't bring just one condom
This^^^^^^^
>Don't throw yourself on her, she might get the ick
This is a good suggestion too, don't start off too strongly at first or you can kind of scare her, but if she seems desperate and super horny, go for it dude. Some girls like it when the guy's strong and desperate (aka me).
Try to wear deodorant right before, but don't put on toooooo much. Just enough to have a good smell. Women love good smelling men.
Anonymous France No.212898675
>>212898495
>french robots having sex
frenchoid r9k meeting?
Anonymous France No.212898974 >>212899189 >>212899627 >>212900769
Maltanon : >>212870873
Anonymous Spain No.212899189
>>212898974
>French woman
Anonymous Hungary No.212899201 >>212899238
>>212898436
>I'm afraid of getting sick and contaminating my loved ones.
Just have a strong immune system so neither you get sick, nor your loved ones. You should rather spend the money you spend on rubbing alcohol on high quality multivits instead. Like ones that cost upwards of 50 euros a month. You'll both save money, and even lower further the chance of you getting sick.
Anonymous Portugal No.212899203 >>212899762
is there still hope /med/bros?
Anonymous France No.212899238 >>212899538
>>212899201
Even if I have a strong immune system, I could contaminate surfaces, objects etc... and they could get sick. It's just a pretty bad phobia to have (not that any of them are "ok" to have)
Anonymous Hungary No.212899538
>>212899238
>I could contaminate surfaces, objects etc... and they could get sick.
Well, you won't contimate surface with anything that is enough to kill a person ig. I'm sure you wash your hands after taking a shit so you don't smear literal shit over the table, no? So there's nothing to worry about ig lil' bro.
Anonymous France No.212899627
I stopped working just now, I'm too productive for this shit.
>>212898974
>se faire des amis
>>212898436
I can relate in some way, I'm a clean freak so I gotta wash my hands a lot and take many showers/clean my clothes a lot. Sadly not much to be done, that's just how you are.
Anonymous Greece No.212899712 >>212899944 >>212899992 >>212900103
Noted the tips in this thread
My biggest fear is that I'll cum early desu, I cum fast in general. Any tips to counter that?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212899762 >>212900442
>>212899203
Not a single woman has ever played HoI4 in her life. I don't think they're even able to perceive Paradox games.
Anonymous Greece No.212899902 >>212900103
>>212898436
Anon, listen. Your skin largely insulates you from infection. You know why? Because it is a wall. It is a part of you, making you a living fortress. Inside you there is an army millions-strong. You are not prey for bacteria and viruses. You are a deathtrap, because anything that has infected you has died. Whenever you get sick, your body goes on a campaign of genocide and wins it every time.
Anonymous Greece No.212899944
>>212899712
Kegels, foreplay (for her), honesty.
Anonymous France No.212899992
>>212899712
You will be stressed, and will be wearing a condom, which make cum harder.
You can goon before if you want but I don't recommend it
Anonymous Argentina No.212900103 >>212901615
>>212899902
This type of post right here is the reason why I visit these threads. I long to someday date someone who can say something so brilliant, lucid and fantastic like this in regards to the functions of the marvelous human body. I mean, if anything I would have a phobia against mosquitoes, I got dengue last year and if I get it again I have an extremely high chance to die.
>>212899712
Apparently one of my best friends' boyfriend lasts longer in bed if he has his socks off. He lasts less with socks on. I don't know if that'll help you but that's what I know.
Anonymous Portugal No.212900442
>>212899762
Crusader Kings 3 has a big female audience, akshually
but that's because it's the Sims with Feudalism, so you're still mostly right
Anonymous Malta No.212900769 >>212902535
>>212898974
Harissa, Harissa, ecoute moi.
Anonymous France No.212901151
>>212898037
Based Spy Fox enjoyer
Anonymous Greece No.212901615 >>212902643
>>212900103
Happy to inspire. I once prevented a man from commiting suicide by giving a short speech on hatred and spite.

>someday date someone
Sorry, but I only date women and have casual sex with men.
Anonymous France No.212902535
>>212900769
'em
Anonymous Argentina No.212902643 >>212905111
>>212901615
>I once prevented a man from commiting suicide by giving a short speech on hatred and spite.
At least the things you say based on hatred and spite ironically helped someone, I just get angry and cry when people treat me wrongly and I feel guilty 'cause I then treat them wrongly.
>I only date women and have casual sex with men.
Understandable, I believe everyone in here knows 'bout me so I ain't gonna say the phrase again, but I lack a penis. I can't be a jesuit sadly, as cool as it sounds. Can't be the pope either. Smh.
Anonymous France No.212902993 >>212903284 >>212903347
TV news don't even have the Momo edit, disappointing
Anonymous France No.212902996
Anonymous Portugal No.212903284
>>212902993
>brown man on tv decrying momo as a racist nazi chud
grim
Anonymous Hungary No.212903347
Was feeling a bit too 'eepy so I slept for an hour lads.
And btw I did not tell you lads, but as I got off at Judapest, there was a group of breedable spanish girls with silly little breeding inducing lisps. Can't suffer in Spain. There were like 10-12 of them in the group and every single one of them was sex.

>>212902993
What a soy looking presenter fr fr.
Anonymous Hungary No.212903429 >>212903482 >>212903560
Anonymous France No.212903482
>>212903429
Sheikh Al-Moselle
Anonymous France No.212903560
>>212903429
Now that's a social contract
Anonymous France No.212903599 >>212903763 >>212903951
I wonder how leftoids would justify bringing billions of thirdies if we were oil-rich
Anonymous Malta No.212903616 >>212903638
Relentless construction and high rises surrounding the city is threatening its status as a UNESCO site.
Anonymous France No.212903638
>>212903616
Anonymous France No.212903685 >>212903906 >>212903951
Too much edish idea on my backlog
Anonymous Spain No.212903750 >>212903776 >>212903951 >>212906859
I'll have my vacations in August, what should I do during them?
Anonymous Malta No.212903763 >>212903812
>>212903599
Imagine being likely to be oil-rich and one gov after the other does nothing about it and the one(?) time one does, your best friend Libya sends a gunboat to stop you.
Anonymous France No.212903776 >>212904544
>>212903750
Visit some place
please don't waste them
Anonymous France No.212903812 >>212904263
>>212903763
Are you referring to a clash between malta and libya on oil fields? i tried to google it
Anonymous France No.212903906 >>212904010
>>212903685
You're in charge of baking the next 10 edish, you'd better not be bluffing
Anonymous Hungary No.212903951 >>212904010 >>212904544
>>212903685
>creating thousands of oc
:D
>using oc as the OP
:(
Just bake tomorrow ig Brunecel

>>212903750
Rizz up girls on your quad by not going past the speed limit.

>>212903599
They would just sneed their money to some african warlord because they thought the money was going to be used to give the kids clean water o algo.
Anonymous Hungary No.212903994 >>212910166
Thoughts on the bisht lads? Drip or meh?
Anonymous France No.212904010 >>212904075 >>212904080 >>212904544 >>212905162 >>212910166
>>212903906
>>212903951
Rate this pizza
Anonymous France No.212904075
>>212904010
She looks older than 22
Anonymous Hungary No.212904080 >>212904114
>>212904010
>I must keep my identity a secret
>posts shit like that
Brunecel...
She mid btw
>Passions: Netflix
Even more mid.
Anonymous France No.212904114
>>212904080
Idk why norwood is in there kek
Anonymous Malta No.212904263 >>212904376
>>212903812
Yes.
Anonymous France No.212904376 >>212904618
>>212904263
any link about it
Anonymous Spain No.212904544 >>212904578 >>212904901
>>212903776
Travelling alone would be so expensive though.
I need to save up.

>>212903951
I don't have a driver license.

>>212904010
I understand "passion" may be a stronger word in English and Spanish but still having Netflix as a hobby is tough, even videogames are a better hobby.
Anonymous France No.212904578
>>212904544
>Travelling alone would be so expensive though
More expensive yeah, just go in hostels fr
Anonymous Malta No.212904618 >>212905395
>>212904376
"Saipem incident 1980 Malta" should yield results.
Anonymous Hungary No.212904901 >>212905304
>>212904544
Watch Belle then or idk.
>I don't have a driver license.
Did not stop you in the past from riding your quad fr fr. Anyway, you should get a license chef.
Anonymous Greece No.212905111
>>212902643
>everyone in here knows 'bout me
Oh. I'm not a regular here. I just dropped by to take my mind off of things by shooting the breeze with anons.

>I lack a penis
I lack a vagina and a cosplay partner. I'm sensing a mutually beneficial agreement here.

>I just get angry and cry when people treat me wrongly
I feel ya. But it is counterproductive. When you're angry you're not thinking clearly and you end up acting in a way that gets you in trouble, or you don't realize the bad things the other person has done. And then later you're like "I should had said X instead of Y" or you end up looking like the villain when you are the victim. Some people do this on purpose.
You should instead give yourself time (even days) to calm down. Then you think about what the other person said and did to you and others. Then you plan how to hurt them back, and then you wait for the right moment. This is why they say revenge is a dish best served cold. Because you can't strike properly in the heat of the moment.

>Understandable
Nah, I was just being cheeky. I'm not attracted to irl men.

>ironically helped someone
It wasn't ironic at all. I convinced him to keep on living and to thrive for the sake of spiting the people who wanted him gone.
Anonymous Malta No.212905135 >>212905304 >>212910166
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212905162 >>212905427
>>212904010
Nice 'za, but I think it needs a bit of sausage on it, if you're buying what I'm selling here.
Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Anonymous Hungary No.212905203 >>212906369
Stop noticing, Momo
>>212905056
Anonymous Spain No.212905304 >>212905816
>>212904901
I don't know what that film is about, shill it a bit and I'll watch it.
I don't really need a license, it could be useful in the future but it's putting effort and paying money to get something that doesn't really help me now.

>>212905135
You'd probably play Vayne if you played LoL.
Anonymous France No.212905395 >>212905613
>>212904618
i see there was some agreement on the sea boundary but not total so i guess it's not totally over ?
although i saw an interesting article on why exploition oil would be hard for malta
Anonymous Spain No.212905416 >>212905465 >>212905500 >>212905642 >>212906058 >>212906369
Hey /med/, I'm back from my trip to Disneyland and Paris and went very well. Tomorrow I'll make some /int/-like observations about it.
Anonymous France No.212905427
>>212905162
>I think he's talking to you.
Anonymous France No.212905465 >>212906884
>>212905416
was looking forward for your opinions on Paris fr fr
Anonymous Spain No.212905500 >>212906884
>>212905416
Normie award.
Anonymous Malta No.212905613 >>212905746
>>212905395
There has been attempts or plans for attempts but nothing ever came to fruition. I have heard before of the issue of ot being physically difficult to do it, probably especially without making an ecological mess, but I don't know. I still have that feeling that there might be something else. I mean, I have heard rumours, though I don't know how credible are they.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212905642 >>212906884
>>212905416
Tell me about the candy, what did you try and what did you bring home in your suitcases?
Anonymous Malta No.212905746
>>212905613
There have*
it being*
Anonymous Hungary No.212905816
>>212905304
>Belle is the third-highest-grossing Japanese film of 2021
There. It's tranny coded doe so I'm not sure you'd like it.
Anonymous France No.212905828
Horny.

NEVER GOON though
Anonymous France No.212906058 >>212906884
>>212905416
I grew up near Disneyland Paris, could watch the park fireworks from my window and got to go there often as a kid. I'm really interested on your thoughts!
Anonymous Hungary No.212906318 >>212906481
Read comments on hungarian reddit again award.
Anonymous France No.212906369 >>212906884
>>212905203
Too late kek
>>212905416
Was food very overpriced ?
Anonymous France No.212906481
>>212906318
Anonymous France No.212906583
Anonymous Italy No.212906604 >>212906674
I finished replaying Titanfall 2's campaign, very fun
Anonymous France No.212906674 >>212906715 >>212907552
>>212906604
Heard it's quite good, I should get around to it
Anonymous Italy No.212906715 >>212906886
>>212906674
It's a few hours of casual but exciting gameplay, I recommend it, you can easily find the Fitgirl torrent on 1337x
Anonymous Italy No.212906859 >>212906896 >>212907579
>>212903750
By the way Andalusanon, the sexhaver is right, you should go on a short holiday, in Spain or otherwise, don't just sit at home and watch gook cartoons
Anonymous Spain No.212906884 >>212906965
>>212905465
Paris was surprisingly good. Since I was in the city for just one day I just had time to see some of the typical spots (Tour Eiffel, Notre-Dame, Tuileries garden, walking by the Seine river and the Pantheon, which I guess it's a wet dream for every French chud).

I really liked the buildings and how monumental everything was, I also perceived a decent safety despite the incidents of the last decade. It was packed with blacks, also pajeets and Asians to a lesser extent. There were incredibly few nafris than expected, I guess they're on holiday in their home countries.

The people I interacted with (waiters and tourist info staff) weren't rude as people say, but helpful and nice despite their broken English (unfortunately I just remember few French words from when I was in high school, which I always tried to use just for a matter of respect).

Parisians have a unique and different sense of fashion from what I'm used to see. Girls are cute and stylish, both the native and ethnic ones and very close to the stereotype I had of them. Everyone vapes.

Bad things? Metro was old and smelly and you're charged with 15 euros just for entering the airport.

>>212905642
From Paris, a couple of Notre Dame key rings for my mum and grandma. I also ate really well.

>>212905500
>Normie award
I just pretend to be one. A coworker of mine suggested me once to take a test to check if I was neurodivergent.

>>212906058
I'll talk tomorrow about Disneyland, it deserves a special chapter kek. You were very lucky to having experienced that as a child.

>>212906369
>Was food very overpriced ?
Yes, but not for me because of The Fork app which offers discounts.
Anonymous France No.212906886 >>212906965 >>212907047
>>212906715
Well. I... already bought it.
Anonymous France No.212906896
>>212906859
Anonymous France No.212906965 >>212907387
>>212906886
I liked your awkward bossman interaction

>>212906884
/pol/ ROCKED
Anonymous Italy No.212907047 >>212907387
>>212906886
you buy too many games Gironde
Anonymous France No.212907387
>>212906965
I'm glad, my heart beat a bit too fast after that exchange. It was a bit too much on the spot, even for me.
>>212907047
Yeah that might be true. Fine by me, I pirate everything else so might as well spend a few bobs here and there.
Anonymous Hungary No.212907552 >>212907794
Good night, sisters. Only managed to sleep 4 hours last night, hoping it's going to be different today and I can finally rest.

>>212906674
You really should. It's fun.
Anonymous Spain No.212907579 >>212907669
>>212906859
I don't know where to visit, I also wouldn't be able to do anything except see a pretty place but idk I guess I don't care about doing that that much.
I think it would be better if I get a job outside so I'm not in Spain and then I travel in that country, I don't want to visit anything in Spain I've already seen almost everything that's relevant and I don't want to visit Barcelona it would probably cost me too much, at that point might as well travel to another country.
Anonymous France No.212907669 >>212907754
>>212907579
visit a girl pussy then
Anonymous Spain No.212907754
>>212907669
That's not something I'm able to do.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212907794
>>212907552
Sleeping in this heat is impossible, but at least you will not have to wage tomorrow.
> Poland No.212910166
>>212903994
I would wear it <3

>>212904010
Yummy

>>212905135
Mmmm, holy fuck! <3