>>214549286
Unfortunately, Portuguese girls will not let me touch them - however, I have come up with a solution to this problem (learning astral projection so that my dreamself can have sex with them in the aether while I'm asleep).
It has yet to result in pregnancy.
>>214549537
>I hope I'll die like I almost died on December 9th of 2023, it was terrifying at first because it felt like a horrible panic attack (and it began like that), and then evolved into a chest angina. At some point I just felt like I couldn't keep fighting anymore and just gave up, and was ready to pass out on the hospital floor.
Why did you almost die on December 9th 2023? If you're going to die, at least do it in January, after you've opened your Christmas presents.

>>214165358
And what will you do if one of those jobs says you made the cut and tells you to start next Monday?

I got a 24 on the ACT without studying. I should have studied and retaken it. There were things on there that I knew I knew at one point. I could have at least gotten a 27. The trajectory of my life was set the moment I decided not to take it again.

>>213437252
I want to know what happens in the northwest of Malta.

>>213139945
>Sounds good, I have to admit
Of all the fevers to have, it is definitely the most respectable one.
>>213139843
Some of these don't look half bad. The "carnitas" and the one before it look pretty good to me.

>>213002627
>>213002645
Didn't realise this was a thing. I mean, I knew it happened to women, but I didn't realise it happened to men too.
Maybe I do need to touch grass.

>>212894528
>Speaking of snacks, I feel hungry. And horny.
You know, if you were a female spider, you could get a twofer on that.
I just pray that humans never evolve to have the same reproductive mechanism one day.

>>212751830
>Are you having doubts on the magyar haute cuisine?
Hungary has a cuisine? Wtf.
>>212751854
>It's called lángos, magyar food
I'll see if I can get my hands on any, although it's difficult to find a reasonably priced Hungarian restaurant that delivers to my area, you know.

>>212338691
>We also defeated the netherbrain recently.
You finished BG3 then? Damn, I thought you were still wandering around Act 2 for some reason.
Your final verdict on BG3?
>>212339439
>early access GTS game on EGS
Too many red flags for me, I'll stick to downloading shady, early access GTS games on patreon via kemono instead.

There are men browsing this board who actually travel to countries that interest them, have sex with foreign women and can hold a real-life conversation about the interesting histories of, or complex relationships between countries.

Why do you think they come here?

>>212287025
I do not know what your intentions are with this deception, but Ancient Egyptians were not this pale. This woman is a nord in disguise.

A close call; I nearly fell for it.

>>211940324
Sounds like something from the TNO mod from HoI4. I had to google it to check if it was a real thing or not.