Close grip bench press edition
Hit a new pr: >>212227406

>>212261793 (OP)
Why isn't he black? Tbis is AI

Good morning, sisters.

Good morning /med/.

Shlomo-tion sub-edish

>>212261793 (OP)
>the smell gives u an extra kick

who needs smelling salts anymore

>>212262222
kek

>>212261793 (OP)
Does the gym provide you with one, or do you have to bring your own?
>>212262222
Lol.

Hello medoids, 39°C today, 40°C tomorrow.
We're burning up in here.

>>212262895
C'est finni

>>212262895
we made it all the way to 44°C in sorchtugal...

>>212263415
It'll get worse before it gets better but it'll get better, that's the bottom line.
That 50°C I heard coming in Portugal and Spain though? No coming back from that.

>>212262895
Shit like this makes me want to kill myself fr fr, I don't want to see the summers of 2040

>>212264129
Yeah, it is what it is, it's ok for me as long as I can sleep at night

>>212264129
Yesterday we got 46,6 degrees in the shadow in some place, setting a new record for June.
We will fry to death soon.

>>212262895
I'm already sweating and it's not even 10am.
My instincts tell me that the world should not be this way.

>>212265814
You don't understand bro we need to ship cheap plastic stuff from China the line must go up we need to burn the fuel.

>>212266022
Post the Catalonian girl.

>>212266053
I don't have that one

>>212266115
I see.

How often do you guys fail squats in the gym?

Nice gym sesh. Myguy made fun of me for spending too much time hitting abs fr fr. No idea how niggas randomly decide once a blue moon to do 1 set or maybe 2 then literally not even do another for 2 whole ass months.

>>212266115
The west has fallen.
My cock has risen.

>>212266743
I have not yet failed not even a single squat since the beginning of my gymcel phase.

>>212266904
>I have not yet failed not even a single squat since the beginning of my gymcel phase.
I think you should increase the relative intensity of your exercise then.
Don't be a coward, you need to know what failure feels like or you'll never really know if you are close to failure.

>>212264218
>summers of 2040

>>212266962
>I think you should increase the relative intensity of your exercise then.
I usually leave 1 RIR, maybe 2, on squats tbf. It's just that for a whole ass year I had no idea we had a power rack fr fr. It's on a completely different floor and in a room which has nothing to do with weightlifting as it is full of punching bags and not weights. I should have nonetheless peeked there much earlier. Sadly one of the two safeties get stuck around 45 degrees when I put them on so I can't use them that way but maybe I'm just inserting it wrong idk. Going to fuck around with inserting the safeties and if I still won't be able to find out whether I'm doing it wrong (doubt) or if simply the rack is fucked, I'll just ask for help.
>Don't be a coward
Tell that to the niggas who have been lifting for 10 years and do lunges with half the weight I use fr fr. Can't get over the fact that some niggas spend 15 years in the gym to lift less than me fr fr. I just don't understand how they forgot to overload during 15 years.

>>212266743
My failure rate is 0% because I never do any squats, because I never go to the gym, and therefore I have no squat failures

>>212267275
Squats can be dangerous if you have bad knees and a bad back-waist.
But nothing is stopping you from getting small dumbbells and start lifting in the comfort of your own house.

>>212267493
Silly Apu, you were supposed to be hiding in the bunker!

>Parts of the UK could see one of the hottest June days ever today, with temperatures of up to 34C (93F) in Greater London and Bedfordshire
I went outside and I can personally confirm that it's like walking on the surface of the sun while a second sun hovers just overhead.
>>212267275
How do you get your body beach-ready if you don't do squats at the gym? Some kind of home set-up?

>>212263963
Grim as fuck...
>>212264218
Yeah it sucks but our bodies will adapt unironically. Just staying in the shade, live earlier/later, stuff like that. But yeah, it sucks.

>>212268139
It depends on the person.
I have noticed that people who stay white even during the summer have it much harder than me, who becomes brown.

@Andalucia
My ohp is not improving as quick as I'd like it to be. I always do them as 10th, 11th, and 12th sets, however, my front delts already have been stimulated by 6 sets of incline bench by then (1-6th sets). Should I just do ohp as the first exercise for some weeks if I want to increase the weight further, or do you think that even if I stopped doing shoulder presses, my shoulder press would still improve in the long run because of the high amount of inclines?
Also, you should do some bulgarian split squats.

>>212268767
>My ohp is not improving as quick as I'd like it to be.
For me, this is truth for every single lift, I'd like to progress faster in all of them.
>I always do them as 10th, 11th, and 12th sets, however, my front delts already have been stimulated by 6 sets of incline bench by then (1-6th sets). Should I just do ohp as the first exercise for some weeks if I want to increase the weight further,
It can make sense to change it to do your OHP first if you want to focus on it more and test your strength in it, if you do the same total volume your gains would be similar with any order of exercise, but you will be able to move more weight in the OHP by doing it first.
>or do you think that even if I stopped doing shoulder presses, my shoulder press would still improve in the long run because of the high amount of inclines?
You shoulder presses would improve in the long run if you dropped them but I don't see a reason to drop them, I don't think the volume you are currently doing is too high, so generally more volume should lead to more gains.
>Also, you should do some bulgarian split squats.
I don't hate myself that much.
Also, I don't think I'm able to push myself as close to failure in Bulgarian split squats as I can on leg presses because they are mentally harder for me and I know that I won't' be able to be motivated to do them close to failure regularly, and being close to failure in training is definitely correlated with higher hypertrophy.

>>212267489
Yeah I probably should do more exercise

>>212268097
>How do you get your body beach-ready if you don't do squats at the gym? Some kind of home set-up?
I simply avoid the beach and I also never take off my t-shirt so that people can't see my belly

Given the two candidates for PN leadership, they might slide slightly to the right.

>>212269042
>I simply avoid the beach and I also never take off my t-shirt so that people can't see my belly
Literally me.

>>212268767
Btw, regarding this claim I made >>212268980
>I don't think the volume you are currently doing is too high, so generally more volume should lead to more gains.
If you are willing to dedicate a few hours to reading about it, read:
https://www.strongerbyscience.com/volume/
It's a great article recently published by Greg Nuckols, I already talked about it here but as a summary in the article Greg Nuckols reviews the literature in training volume to counter the claims that are frequently seen online recommending very low volume training, then goes in a tangent about empiricism vs rationalism that is fun to read, and ends in a FAQ section that you might also be interested in.

>anon is daydreaming about what if he invested in ethereum o algo like he almost did and then his subsequent work-free life, simply managing investments

good morning everyone
>>212262222
oy vey, those digits
>>212262895
>>212263963
grim

>>212268980
>I'd like to progress faster in all of them.
Understandable given it takes you a shitton of time even to add a micro plate.
>if you do the same total volume your gains would be similar with any order of exercise
I see. So if I let's say ohp 24 kg dbs as a first set, my gains would be similar to a 20 kg as a 7th set? Both are taken to failure ofc.
>I don't see a reason to drop them
It was just a hypothetical question fr.
>If you are willing to dedicate a few hours to reading about it
I'll bookmark it and read it on the weekends. I can't be assed to read after waging fr.

>>212269566
>He invested?
>Diverge the timeline!

>>212269566
>invested in ethereum o algo
You would have probably lost the money you made because of the crypto mentality. Indices and commodities are easier to short term trade, and if the price movement is not high enough for you, you can just use leverage.

>>212269580
Bom dia, meu.

>>212269581
>I see. So if I let's say ohp 24 kg dbs as a first set, my gains would be similar to a 20 kg as a 7th set? Both are taken to failure ofc.
The gains that that particular set gives you wouldn't be the same, but your total gains would be.
Let's say hypothetically you do 3 sets incline bench at 30 kg and 3 sets of OHP at 20 kg, both to failure.
Now you change the order, your shoulders are fresher for the OHP so you do 22 kg with the same sets and reps, then when you go to the incline bench your shoulders are tired so you can do less and only do 28 kg with the same sets and reps, because your shoulder couldn't push as much this time.
In all cases you have taken your shoulders close to failure in all the sets, so your gains for your shoulder should be similar.

>>212269642
>you can just use leverage.
Bro just multiply your risk by 10 who cares surely you will never make a wrong prediction and lose all your money bro trust me just go to my affiliate link and invest now so you stop being a slave to the system.

>>212269642
I wanted to invest at the lunch doe so very few risks as very low price.

>>212269619
probably this doe

Do you carry items on your head in your country.

>>212269734
>you will never make a wrong prediction and lose all your money bro
I don't see how using leverage of 5 on an investment that can't be assed to move more than 0,5% a day is worse than not using leverage on an investment that moves 2,5% a day. One of them is easier to predict than the other and the price movements are equal thanks to the use of leverage. And it's not like you are forbidden from using stop loss and take profit.
Don't YOLO 10x leverage into natgas doe, that's for sure.

>>212269699
>so your gains for your shoulder should be similar.
Okay. Thanks.

>>212269984
>did not buy shares o algo when it crashed after first lockdown announcement
imaging the money to be made on a short here, vghhhhhhhh
such a retard, even if it did not collapse, line would not go up for sure

>>212269566
How much were you going to invest and what would it be worth now?

>>212270220
for ethereum, the minimum investiment was a bit steep, like 600€, i was more thinking about 100€
so either nothing if i don't go more than 100€ or up to millions IF sold at the right moment (that's a big if, i would have sold probably earlier)

if i'm being very reasonable, i could at least buy a decent house, that's already very nice in this forsaken world

hello med

>>212266743
When I go to failure I use the securities or the smith machine. I try to RPE 10 once a week but mostly leave it at the last grinded rep, not getting to failure on the way up

There's a drink in the UK called "Rubicon" and my sister said she found out yesterday that it's a real thing. It turns out that she's never heard of Hannibal, Carthage or the Punic Wars before.
>>212270618
Better luck with the next coin.
For me, it's waiting for an extremely wealthy unknown relative to pass away and leave me their entire fortune (a chain of hotels and £60m liquid).

>>212270775
Rubicon is mostly known for Caesar doebeit. Are you baiting me?

>>212270837
We were talking more broadly about Ancient Rome in general, she had heard of Caesar before.

>>212270775
Personally I have been weaving a spell that can change reality and help me win a million euros in the lottery.
This is the amount I will need to keep this body functioning before it expires.
For now I'm not seeing any success sadly, as if somebody or something is blocking my reality bending spell.

>>212270775
Mango Rubicon is peng to be honest

I have a bet on Inter.

>>212270976
I see, well grim.

>>212262572
You can borrow one if you ask nicely.

I could have made 20k+ on doge coin but I sold just before the huge elon musk induced boom because I made a 100€ from like a 10€ investment profit and back then I thought 100€ was huge

>>212271009
Perhaps you don't have the level required to cast the spell.

>>212271395
>back then I thought 100€ was huge
Poor mentality, once poor always poor

>>212271395
had dogecoin too and lost the wallet, at peak it was worth like 3000€
grim
0 investment doe, got for free

It is confirmed that yesterday's killer was Syrian. He has been here since the 90's, so he isn't one of Merkel's angels.

>>212271349
From the gym?

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/glastonbury-festival-condemns-chants-death-idf-rcna215813

Why are pure native briton/anglosaxons so antisemitic?

kotpost

>>212270775
isn't 'crossing the Rubicon' a common expression in English?

>>212271399
I'm overqualified but the pillars hidden in various places like underground and beneath the oceans form a magic dampening field.

Had a comfy siesta. Time to grind again.

>>212272002
Cute and based kot.

>>212271961
>Why are pure native briton/anglosaxons so antisemitic?
Because they want to be a minority in the UK, so they insist others also most love brown people.

>>212272147
Becoming brown is the only way to survive the upcoming climate change, though.

>>212271961
He didn't say death to Jews, he said "death to the IDF". I think he shouldn't be calling for the death of anybody, but still, I don't think his statement was antisemitic.

Really he was trying to draw attention to the thousands of deaths of civilians in Gaza.

>>212272235
So you're telling me there's a reason why corpos and govts don't do anything against climate change and instead even increase the pace of change?

>>212272147
cats are actually very relatable creatures

>>212271961
The strongest supporters of Palestine in the UK are young, middle-class wypipo, and Glastonbury is like Mecca for them. If it ain't affecting England, I don't care, simple as.
>>212272002
Yeah, but she thought it was a line from an advertisement.

>>212272447
extremely grim
the education system failed her...

>>212272417
They use climate change as an excuse to extract more money from suckers through taxation and forced renewable energy "incentives".
For them it is just another money making scheme.

>>212272443
But when I am doing this, nobody is laughing.
Double standards I tell you.

>>212272443
>>212272479
I'd have sex with these women, if given the option.

>>212272479
Japanese women are slowly evolving into catgirls in order to increase their attractiveness as prospective breeding partners.
Nature is amazing.

>>212272549
cats have the seductive charm you lack, it's that simple

>>212272585
Actually I'm very good at hypnotizing people.

New sunny day, new shitty bay. This is the new normal lol.

>>212269642
Leveraging is such good advice for small-time investors, what could ever go wrong

>>212270775
Grim

>>212271171
Pessima scelta vecio, facciamo schifo al cazzo

>>212272561
Grim

>>212272808
Volcel.

chuddiness must prevail

>>212272479
AI filters asians use are getting more and more creepy. Idk how they just look at her and go "wow she's so cute" when she now barely looks human.

>>212272711
Again, if you leverage an instrument that is not prone to large swings, you should be fine. Even for someone who starts today, a 2x leveraged index is much safer than crypto.

>>212272830
Lol, lmao even
>>212272885
>a 2x leveraged index is much safer than crypto
Fair enough
I'm a very conservative investor personally, I basically just use bonds and ETFs

>>212272561
understandable straight person reaction

Might do a no-coom july, or less at least
Gotta let the big willard recover

>>212273177
Might want to have your test levels checked by a doctor.

>>212273177
Why do you want self-flagellation?

>>212272853
I concur.

>>212273177
I went to drain my lizard and another, actual lizard was waiting for me in the toilet.
Had to catch it and let it out before commencing the draining.

>>212273260
i'd like to but this feels icky to ask for that

>>212273298
the faps are not even good fr fr, so i'm not losing much
it's literally out of boredom
i want pussy sexo

>>212273433
eh

tomorrow's edish is ready

>>212261793 (OP)
Why is he pushing her away?
Strange behaviour.

>germanon not posting anymore
peculiar

how the fuck am I supposed to survive this blasting supernova sun when I have literally not even a quectogram of melanin in my body
this is as if my internal organs were directly exposed to ultraviolet radiation

>>212274182
you do like your brothers across the world, you wear long sleeves

>>212274182
>I have literally not even a quectogram of melanin in my body
t. blackest poster itt

>>212274357
>t. blackest poster itt
AHEEEEEMMMMM

>>212274182
White pipo aren't spicy enough for this weather.

>>212274551
oh shit, desculpe

>>212274930
Das betta, wyboi.

Also, today I learned that kelp is NOT a plant, but rather an organism formed of a bunch of protists, and these protists have chloroblasts, which means they can, like plants, do photosynthesis.
My mind was figuratively and almost literally mindblown.
Pic related, kelp.

bought a new hat again
>>212274236
but then it's too hot and I'm all sweaty and my hair gets messed up
I just slather myself in sunscreen

>>212275633
>my hair gets messed up
if only you accepted your fate

>>212275712
just reminded me to take my fin pill today
thank YHWH for the turks really

I'm slowly losing my mind and becoming insane.

>>212275633
>bought a new hat again
Another baseball cap?

>>212275237
This is like that thing Lovecraft was talking about.

Cashews.

>>212276028
Was eating some.

>>212275786
>I'm slowly losing my mind and becoming insane.
What seemingly inconsequential event has further frayed the fabric of your sanity this time?

>>212276036
Ate some myself.

>>212276049
Harassed by a hot milf vagy valami

>>212275786
not it's a bucket hat to replace my old one that was falling apart
just transfered my pins onto it
>>212275237
land plants are technically just green algae that have evolved a vascular system
although again no relation to brown algae
also we wuz fish n shiet

>>212275237
Today I learnt what a "protist" is (basically all the leftover shit that doesn't fit into the other categories).
Also, this picture makes me want to replay Subnautica.
>>212276085
Just an average day in the life of our resident chadgarian.

>>212276143
Yes I know that, but they're not archaeplastida, they're fucking stramenopiles, like diatom.

>>212276273
My interpretation of protists is "proto-eukaryotes", basically eukaryotes that didn't develp further into plants, funghi or animals.

>>212276049
My mind is just casually showing me scenes of my regrets from my past. Like I did not even think about some of those things for years, but now I can fuck off because my brain is doing a full frontal assault on me by reminding me of not just one or two of these, but several of these.

>>212276085
>vagy valami
Peculiar or however you would say fr.

>>212276143
That looks.... zesty.

>>212274105
we talked a good bit yesterday evening until night, but I don't like texting, I had a better feeling with her in person
anyway I initiated the conversation yesterday, I hope she does it today
I'm still kind of surprised why she gave me so much attention up until now. She really is attractive and must get enough likes

>>212276595
don't think about it, just accept it
the girl i dated from tinder had no pictures and still tons of likes, she swiped a bit and then removed the app because she already had a bunch of numbers

>>212276658
yes i know, I shouldn't get my hopes up too much
anyway, I don't think we are done yet

>>212276750
I meant about why she gave you attention
yeah don't get too excited but still enjoy fr fr

https://youtu.be/cChyNqk-hgw?si=a0rJuZduZzA9GRpx&t=82

>>212275784
>fin pill
the absolute state

>>212276806
ok
well I do hope it works out ong no cap

>Burnt myself while walking the doggo again award
Fuck this weather, I had to lie down in the floor of the living room with the windows fully opened until 4am because I couldn't breath due to the humidity
I also reached Mexico in red Dead 1, so it feels fitting to be sweating my ass off

>>212276528
>My mind is just casually showing me scenes of my regrets from my past
Whenever I feel mentally tormented by regrets, I start to understand why people turn to drugs to escape reality.
>>212276595
How does the whole girlfriend/dating thing work IN GERMANY?
Do you do the thing that Americans do where you go on a few dates and then ask if you want to be exclusive with each other? How do you know when she's your girlfriend?

>>212277342
>How do you know when she's your girlfriend?
in pvre germanic tradition, when you've locked her up in the basement

>>212277342
>if you want to be exclusive with each other?
That's disgusting. Modern people are disgusting fr.
>I start to understand why people turn to drugs to escape reality.
Honestly, yeah, you're right.

Well, office weirdo got fired. Remember frens, don't flirt with office qts autistically.
>>212270775
>their entire fortune (a chain of hotels and £60m liquid).
Congrats, now you have to manage all those hotels and make sure they stay a net positive for stockholders!

>>212277566
Based giga-autist, I kneel.

>>212276143
Cool pins, I like em
>>212277600
Truecels are the most oppressed minority, here's yet another proof of it.

Good day med am back from the cagie, super hot day
>>212277566
On what basis did they fire him ?

>>212277655
>Truecels
not a single one in this general
only deceivers

>>212277740
t. escort-maxxer

>>212277094
You're such a white boy, irmão (quite common for me to get burnt in this retarded weather).
>I had to lie down in the floor of the living room with the windows fully opened until 4am because I couldn't breath due to the humidity
I do that too sometimes. My saving grace is that current humidity is lower here than in Galicia (only 65% near water, strange I know).
Going to attempt exercising with heavy weight today, wish me luck.

>>212277566
Another fallen hero...

>>212276387
>they're not archaeplastida
oh what the hell I just looked it up
pretty good factoid then
my phylogenetics knowledge autism is quite subpar for anything that isn't an animal
on another note
are protists the truecels of eukaryota?
>>212276528
>zesty
OBSESSED
hats are NOT zesty

>>212277094
what typa dawg is it

>>212278134
Think if it this way: protists fucked each other silly so much they gave rise to the abominations known as multicellular beings.
On another note, not a single person in /med/ is a truecel, because they have millions of cells inside of them fucking each other all the time. They're walking orgies.

>>212278116
Back to Africa

>>212277732
>On what basis did they fire him ?
He was creepy with some office qts, a bit too heavy on the flirting. Some testimonies of him looking a bit too much at girls asses too.
I don't know about everything but he 100% was a coombrain, which would lend credence to some of these claims. He liked awkward sex jokes and showed me a video of a strip club he went in last weekend with fat women shaking oily asses.
His general demeanor was weird too and I think he legit didn't get he was doomed until today. Literal "calling HR" meme.
>>212277740
I'm not one for sure and will never larp as one. I respect my truecels friends struggle too much.

>>212278295
>He liked awkward sex jokes and showed me a video of a strip club he went in last weekend with fat women shaking oily asses.

>>212278226
>they have millions of cells inside of them fucking each other all the time
Ig we are all true-cells then
also one of the oldest known bilaterians is a nigga literally named Uncus
bit peculiar so to speak

>>212277485
Do not worry, I remain unsullied. You do not need to wrinkle your nose in disgust whenever you reply to my posts.
>>212277389
This is actually an Austrian tradition, although I'm given to believe it is gaining popularity in Bavaria.
>>212277566
>Well, office weirdo got fired.
The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
I hope you have loudly and repeatedly disavowed him in order to regain your social standing with the office cuties.

>>212278295
he should have been a cook
one of the old drunk guys I worked with literally joked about fucking children and I was amazed to see it did raise any red flags even with the girls

>>212278519
did not*

>>212278295
>Some testimonies of him looking a bit too much at girls asses too.
I have to take care at the cagie then.
>showed me a video of a strip club he went in
The worst things someone oever showed to me at work was a video of some retard trying (and managing) to fuck a huge chiggen. Some laughed, but I simply found it absolutely abhorrent.

>>212278439
>uncus
Stupid ass worm nigga kek
>>212278519
Maybe they all fantasised about being young again and getting it on with him?

>>212278606
>Maybe they all fantasised about being young again and getting it on with him?
nah it was shit like
>"hey what's the best part of fucking a 5yo"
>"hearing the bones crack!"
and many more tasteful funnies
although there was one about priests that was actually pretty funny
but then all these drunk on the job niggas were surprised that that guy turned out to be a complete psycho that stalked the boss after he got fired
alcohol not even once

>>212278116
>My saving grace is that current humidity is lower here than in Galicia (only 65% near water, strange I know).
Yesterday we were at 37ºC and 85% humidity 50km inland, but it rained at like 5am so today the humidity is only 70%
>Going to attempt exercising with heavy weight today
Try not to kill yourself, I woke up at 6am to go to the gym
>>212278169
Pic related, half pekingese and half jack russell mutt, Gman can attest to his ferocity

>>212278929
cute!
total mutt supremacy
mutts are cuter than pure breeds imo
crotwink's big fat mutt dog would be the perfect dog if he wasn't so fucking stupid

>>212279151
The eternal breton

>>212279176
how so?

>>212279229

>>212279176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs3cyuXSFII

>>212279229
wanting mutt supremacy

>(Reuters) - Freedom of Information Act requests are rarely speedy, but when a group of scientists asked the federal government to share the data it relied upon in licensing Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine, the response went beyond typical bureaucratic foot-dragging.
>As in 55 years beyond.
>That’s how long the Food & Drug Administration in court papers this week proposes it should be given to review and release the trove of vaccine-related documents responsive to the request. If a federal judge in Texas agrees, plaintiffs Public Health and Medical Professionals for Transparency can expect to see the full record in 2076.

>>212279548
Twinko will be bald by the time he has the TRVKE about his heart problem.

>>212279268
stupid faggot dog
>>212279381
dog breeds are just inbred freaks with health problems not natural phenotype populations
mutts are much healthier with a wider genepool
same with shrimps and chickens

>>212279585
>stupid faggot dog
wtf???????

>>212279583
wouldn't be twinko by then innit

>>212279619
Didn't want to invent a new name for you doebeitever

>>212279612
he is EVIL

Catnigga ROCKED
>>212279585
>mutts are much healthier
Heh, so much for that, mine has Hypothyroidism I I have to give him pills twice a day
>>212278790
>>"hey what's the best part of fucking a 5yo"
>>"hearing the bones crack!"
That's edgy 16 yearl old shit

>>212279684
take ur meds

>>212279687
What game is that? RDR?

>>212279718
Yep

>Twenty three year olds are the most fun, nonchalant sexual partners you can have. But, boy, you're gonna need a lot of energy. Because there's twenty of 'em, and you're gonna have to bury 'em all when you're done.

>>212278134
>hats are NOT zesty
hats should NOT be zesty, however your hat managed to be zesty.

>>212279769
>Twenty three
Fuck off

bros...

>>212279769
Ok, I admit the plot twist was funny.

>>212279769
t. Ian Watkins

(he was the singer of the British band Lostprophets who was sentenced to a long time in prison because he was trying to sexually abuse very young children)

>>212277342
>How does the whole girlfriend/dating thing work IN GERMANY?
how the fuck would I know??

> everynoise dot com
> ctrl/cmd + f
> ''tradition" to avoid other am*rican sounds
> randomly listen

hello /med/ im gonna sleep in 30 min, just wanted to drop this for you

Bought a door for 60€, the door is hollow and the pieces are made of plastic

I DO love capitalism

>>212279687
>hypothyroidism
grim
my old dog had that when he got old
had to eat pills for the rest of his life
bf's village mutt is 16yo and never went to the vet even once
ig it depends on how muttish it is
>edgy 16 yearl old shit
some /b/tard tier humor but the mf was 50 years old
just a schizo
many such cases in breizhland

>>212280067
Good to see you fren. You should post a bit about your adventures when you can.

>>212280088
You VILL buy the cardboard door and you VILL like it.
Bonus points for not buying the wood and doing it yourself kek

huezillian faveladas...

Dinner imc:
Skyr with apricots and melon pieces. Yummers.

>>212280309
She owes me sex.

>>212280439
Just found out she does everything under this blue sky, and I mean everything. and puts it on the internet.
Dropped hard.

>>212280476

>>212280309
she is colombian though

>>212280505
>they're different than us because.. ehh

>>212280536
ok mr. Kraut

>>212280309
brasileiras...
uma delicia...

>>212280628
I'm not Moselle doebeit
Krauts are part of the glorious frankish empire, that doesn't make them french

>>212280715
>they're different than us because.. ehh

>>212280757
I got it doebeit, it's simply not a trvke

>>212280715
French people are genetically closer to Germans than Brazilians are to Colombians.

Lost 2 frustrating Wingspan games

>>212280835

>>212280925
Henlou

>>212280835
is the meta getting cancerous like yugioh

Today's training.
Bench press 1x1 with 155 kg, 1x1 with 160 kg.
Machine OHP 3x10 with 91 kg.

My chest feels better but it's not fully recovered.

>>212281094
How close are you to wearing a bra too?
Are they A-cup or B-cup already?

>>212281124
I don't need a bra because my boobs aren't saggy.
I don't know how cup sizes work so I can't tell you.

>>212279687
You mock me with your resource gathering. I have noted it down in your file.
>>212280088
I hope that's not an external door.

>final answer from city hall takes the longest possible time, more than the legal limit
>go there with architect to make some noise
>end up contacting the mayor to ascertain what the fuck is happening if it comes to that
>in one of the starting shit up sessions they admit they forgot the papers so they were automatically sent to the archive
>now the start of construction will have to be delayed for October
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>212281169
Do you agree that girls with perky boobs shouldn't use bras?

>>212281261
Momo wouldn't have let your dossier get forgotten.

>>212281261
The revenge of the Moselle

Just came back home, the AC in the car was not working, driving on the motorway was quite grim

>>212281300
>>212281306
I feel like entering the city hall with a knife and stab the portuguese moselle, hag and office qt.

>>212281294
I think they should do whatever they feel most comfortable with.

>>212281261
How much compensation do you expect to receive for their incompetence costing you so much wasted time?

>>212281294
Sexhaver-coded question, you can ask it to Brune

>>212281365

>>212281360
Zero, nilch, nada, rien (they swore to give the final approval after constructions starts for the really final things in under three days).

>>212281365
Brune is a freedom enjoyer and thus thinks that boobies should be free from the shakles of the bra.

>>212281261
hardest working Portuguese public servants

>>212281440
Got to love la pubblica amministrazione, huh

any confidence gods amogus?
how do you avoid shitting yourself when doing something in front of a crowd

>>212281261
classic câmara municipal business

>>212281294
i agree that girls with perky boobs should put them in my mouth

>>212281094
>Machine OHP 3x10 with 91 kg.
What brand is the machine?

>>212281261
>he thinks they won't delay the delay

>>212271795
Born in Syria and has a Libyan nationality. The best of both regions. He pleaded not guilty lol.

>>212281726
SCHIZO ADVICE INCOMING
Just imagine that you (the soul) are actually standing behind your body. Imagine yourself viewing your body from behind and pulling some strings so that your body does what you want it to do. You want your puppet (the body) to give the best performance, so focus on "pulling the right strings", which pretty much just means you make the body do the exact actions in the exact manner you believe the crowd will like the most. Focus on all of that and NOT on the crowd itself.
NON-SCHIZO ADVICE INCOMING
Just stop giving a fuck. That's what I did in hs. Almost everyone fumbled their presentations because they did not like talking to a crowd. Meanwhile while I also did not like talking to a crowd, and still don't like talking to a crowd, did not fumble, simply because I just did not give two fucks about the crowd itself.

>>212282201
>He pleaded not guilty lol.
That means he's not guilty fr fr.
t. ursula

>>212282223
Given his background, I'm surprised he didn't use a knife. What's weird is that they haven't found the gun yet. He threw the gun in a field covered in bamboo and that's making things a tad difficult.

>>212281726
Ask Girondino

>>212281360
>compensation for their incompetence
nice joke lmao
knowing pretty well that our public institutions/process were inherited from the portuguese, I know he is fucked

>>212282040
>What brand is the machine?
Matrix.

>>212280962
No just me having bad luck with starting hand and them having good birds.
>>212281261
Here if you don't answer before time limit your dossier is considered approved

>>212282773
Really? There is a similar rule in Italy, silenzio-assenso

What's also funny is that he admits shooting, but not that he killed the guy.

>>212282802
Yeah it's called accord tacite

Little guy went to the vet, caught an eye virus

>>212282773
>>212282802
Not in this case THOUGH.

>>212282913
Poor kitty I hope he'll be fine
>>212282925
Well that's too bad

>>212282925
That's a classic

>>212282913
Bushy brows

>>212282913
Poor guy.

>>212283078
Fuck, at least it's distorted and only the forehead kek

>>212282913
er... nice Seat you got there bro

Muzzies on suicide watch.

>>212283211
Cars won't be the only thing that explode now

>>212280209
>doing it yourself kek
Sound a little complicated, gonna look it up out of curiosity

>>212283302
Not too hard, you just need to use several boards and not only one, so it doesn't become warped with age.

>>212280794
Truth supernova dropped, Brunoid crying on a corner

>>212282913
Poor fella. You MUST cure him.

>>212283221
Matrix machine looks much better than technoshit fr fr.
Also, idk when was the last time when you did db shoulder press, but what weight do you think you could press for let's say 7-8 reps with full ROM?
Mental how the bottom of the ROM for most niggas in the gym are not the shoulders but the ears fr fr.

>>212281196
>I hope that's not an external door.
No, but I feel scammed, it's a cardboard

>>212283366
Brazilian : negro x kuruminha x europoopean
Culombian : negro x kuruminha x europoopean (in a bit different %)

French : european x negro x nafri
German : european x turk x slavoid

>>212283254
Any current marriages under 18 got nullified as well. We've had cases were underage girls were married off to some pedo, for money too. You can guess the demography of these cases.

In Portugal, it's legal to marry as soon as you're 16 of age. Between 16 and 18 you need both parent's consents (from the groom and the bride).

legal age?

>>212261793 (OP)
Good afternoon sirs, I can oficially say that I am suffering nonstop in my country. Today Argentina has turned into THE coldest country IN the world at the current moment, since the polar wave began some days ago. Just today at 8:40 am it was like -7°C where I live, and it's not even the coldest part of the country.
sáquenme de éste puto país por el amor a Dios
>>212262895
I see men drown while I die of thirst. The world is an unfair place.
I miss being able to feel my legs and not feeling like my hands burn when the blood gets back to my phalanges.
>>212267489
If I squat down for a bit my back starts cracking harder than the punch of a mantis shrimp.

>>212283737
thought you were baiting yesterday when you spoke about coldness

>>212283380
Idk, I could try maybe in a few weeks but I haven't in a while some I'm not sure.

>>212283737
lol just heat up o algo

>>212283646
Why a Macron photo

>>212269979
Never

>>212270668
Quite impressive

>>212270775
>Alea iacta est!

>>212271009
I can't decide whether to use Nano, Vim, NeoVim or Emacs

>>212271795
I find it surprising

>>212274182
>this is as if my internal organs were directly exposed to ultraviolet radiation
That's what I feel all the time (not to mention cosmic radiation)

>>212276853
:D

>>212279837
Cute indeed

>>212280817
Lovely

>>212280835
Next time you will win

So windy outside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKbIftMojSw

>>212283812
Ah, this bitch.

>>212283737
>it was like -7°C
COMFY OVERLOAD
Sister, you literally can't suffer there. First thing I'd do is go for a roon.

>>212283808
>I could try maybe in a few weeks but I haven't in a while some I'm not sure.
Meh, just stick to your original workout plan then. Don't want my nibba to cancel his OG plans.

>>212283812
Stop posting my wife thank you.

>>212274236
Unironically, wearing socks and covering with a light jacket in summer does protect me quite well from the sun and from getting burned if it's over 30-35°C. You gotta stay in the shadow and get cold baths. That shit gon feel like magic.
>>212275237
>kelp is not a plant
>formed of protists that contain chloroblasts
>do photosynthesis
>do nothing but just do a respiration process involving oxygen and CO2
a plant it is
>>212277094
Wigga DON'T go out during peak sunlight hours, you can get UV rays and sun poisoning! Try to take your dog out on a walk during the early morning or in the late afternoon once the sun's not literally scorching the grass. Here in 'tina we have siesta hours specfically made to NOT burn our asses during peak sunlight hours in summer.

>>212283972
my wife actually

>>212283737
some people that I know in Argentina right now and they just complained about the cold a few minutes ago kek

>>212282913
He is wrapped up like a little burrito. Hopefully his eyesight isn't permanently affected by the infection.
Or his nose sight.

>>212284025
>a plant it is
Breizhmuscles will shoot you for that.

>>212284066
>(Dead)
KEK

>>212283737
I envy you so fucking much

>Go to Portugal
>Cute cashier
>Look her name on the chest badge
>Flavia Claudia
True heirs of Rome I guess

>>212282223
good advice
I think ill schizo+drunkmaxx
would fit the vibe anyway
>>212282502
summoning him rn...

>>212284123
Trust me, you shouldn't envy any Argentinean.

>>212283807
Nigga I swear to God it's freezing out here, and Córdoba is usually like one of the warmest provinces that aren't located in the North. Buenos Aires is less cold than us, but classes had to be stopped all day for ALL students because it's becoming a health hazard just how cold it is.
I unironically started suffering from hypothermia yesterday and had to rush near a gas stove just to warm up. No amount of clothing or layering was warming me and my thighs and tummy began to get cold, when it NEVER happened to me before.
>>212283812
Give me the lady in the picture and I'll warm up hermano.
>>212283886
Hey Poland bro! Forgot to say hi to your post yesterday. U doing good?
>>212283956
>First thing I'd do is go for a roon.
MY SKIN IS DRIER THAN A MENOPAUSIC WOMAN'S VAGINA MAGYARINO, IF I RAN AT 8:40 AM I WOULD GET FROSTBITE
>>212284048
How's the weather up there in Brasil dude? I can only hope your winter right now equals to our autumns, around 10°~20°C.

Ghana is now going to start producing Kinnie. I hope they'll like it.

>>212284261
south? kinda cold
where I am right now? pretty hot desu (~27ºC), should be colder right now

>>212284249
Yeah probably

>>212283737
>Just today at 8:40 am it was like -7°C where I live
That's round about the coldest temperature I've ever experienced - and you're just experiencing it casually.
How many snowmen have you built so far?

>>212284414
Kiss the tummy
Shove my tongue in the (clean) bellybutton

>>212284119
Ngl I wish I was more of a plant autist because I love Carl Linnaeus. Dude had the strongest autism ever to categorize and divide living beings by groups and is my inspiration as an artist and biologist. Every time I learn a living species in my country was named by him I fangirl a little.
>>212284123
Come to your second home, Italian brother. We have tomatoes and gardens of abundant grapes and olives. And it gets fucking cold. And even yet you'll see women doing exercise in tight pants when the sun's out.
>>212284125
ROMA AETERNA
>>212284429
Holy shit, Brasil really is a warm country regardless of what happens in the world. But it kinda makes sense, Australia is also at a similar height to you guys. We fucking live amongst the penguins and llamas and sea lions here.
https://youtu.be/kzlcMfhcw00?si=oN1X1HCWxmrGGVAk I know this is Uruguay but it still counts as Argentinian shenanigans.

>>212284591
me when seeing the back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83LNTbeatHE

I told you my sexhaving friend, we have become complete shit

>>212284591
Worst thing? IT'S NOT EVEN SNOWING HERE! All this cold for NAUGHT! But it does get kind of warmer during the day, like 12-14°C. I still freeze but at least I can kind of live with that temperature difference.
It's supposedly going to get colder tomorrow and tomorrow I have to leave early to take an appointment with a psychiatrist. And I can get the medication for free only during the mornings where the hospital's pharmacy opens.
I don't even have to build snowmen, I am the fócking snowman.
>>212284867
No amount of pussy can fix climate change.

>>212284897
What? I was talking to Brune

>>212284261
>IF I RAN AT 8:40 AM I WOULD GET FROSTBITE
That's a you problem. Sorry, sister. It is what it is.
You missed my voice reveal btw (it's the sound of a manly man, and not a twink).
>No amount of pussy can fix climate change.
I would not give two fucks about climate change if I had access to multiple pussies of my liking.

>>212284616
lol dumb ahh seal

>>212284867

>>212285080
Sommer did a mistake that I would barely excuse for a 13-year-old goalkeeper

>>212283886
she's cute but unfortunately she's a p*rtuguese female, so that's 10 points deducted

>>212285033
>You missed my voice reveal btw (it's the sound of a manly man, and not a twink).
I think I passed along the thread when you posted a vocaroo! You have a nice voice, from what I remember! Young and lively sounding. I sound like a depressed lesbian.
>I would not give two fucks about climate change if I had access to multiple pussies of my liking.
Hmm... Can you get a boner and can you have sex if you have a fever? Aren't fevers super really hard to deal with if you're a man?
also sexo woman.
>>212285028
Still. I think it's hard to have the SEXO if you're getting blazed alive at 40°C or if the frostbite gets to your penis.

>>212285135
just watched the goal

>>212284616
>Brasil really is a warm country regardless of what happens in the world.
things are fucked up, it was supposed to be colder right now in here
average is like 3ºC higher that it should be

I need to confront my mother about her yummy desserts.

>>212285470
This winter is probably going to be historically one of the coldest ones in my country, not THE coldest, but it DID get really fucking cold from one week to another, with almost no time for the body to prepare.
I saw a news article some time ago that some chinese company apparently fucked the axis of the planet a little bit by mis-managing a gigantic water reserve, and it kind of fucked up how long a day is by some microscopic seconds.
I expect in the next 20 years for the planet to be half frozen half on fire.
>>212285806
My mom has been making a lot of sponge-like cakes, but yesterday she made arabic empanadas. Can't complain desu.
I ironically eat less food in the cold, somehow...?

>>212285288
>I think I passed along the thread when you posted a vocaroo!
Had no idea fr fr.
>Aren't fevers super really hard to deal with if you're a man?
For some I guess. I don't think it's just a stereotype as there are unironically men who feel like as if they were dying when they have a fever. Personally, fever, just like covid, ain't got shit on me.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

>>212285848
Her latest offence is brioches, or however you write it. I don't know how to write it but I sure knkw how to eat it.

>>212286008
Post body

>>212286008
Based

>>212285806
Tell her grim

could be worse if you think about it
exactly 2055 years ago(July 1st through 30th) was the battle of Alexandria, I imagine similar heat to this but you're wearing metal armour that could probably burn you if you touched it and you also have to march around all day and stab the shit out of uppity Egyptians and Roman traitors

>>212286008

>>212286008
Based Boringposter

Inter almost losing 2-0 against Fluminense, goal has been disallowed

>>212286133
Fucking grim goddamn

>>212286043
awooga

>>212285916
>Had no idea fr fr.
I can't remember clearly though, I got a shit memory for information I don't get exposed to frequently. If I see a face just once, or hear a voice just once, it'll be hard for me to differentiate it from others in my memory. Same with songs.
I do remember having the impression that it was a handsome voice, and young sounding.
>there are unironically men who feel like as if they were dying when they have a fever
I've seen memes going around saying that men can deal with a broken bone better than a fever, and I unironically think it's 100% real and logical. Women can deal with higher body temperatures than men due to biological differences.
I will say though that dengue fever was one of the fucking worst things to happen to me. Personally.
>>212286027
French posters PLEASE don't stone me to death, but we have a type of croissant here called "medialuna" that is very similar to brioche, but has the shape of a croissant. They're delicious, sweet, and fluffy and heartwarming.
Literally. They're usually made with butter and milk. And eaten for breakfast.
>>212286043
TETAAAAAAAAASSSS AAAHHHH
I LOVE ETHNIC FEATURES I LOVE NATURAL FACES I LOVE WOMEN

my cat is snoring/purring while asleep, maybe there is some light in the darkness after all

>Lesbian sexo scene

>>212286204
>>212286215
do love egyppos
>>212286215
nice pic too, Mycenaean armour goes insane hard

>>212286032

Good night, sisters.
Have to wake up early tomorrow to gymcelmaxx.

>>212286133
how is this possible? brazilians will never stfu if they win, a fucking champions league finalist losing against a brazilian team

>>212286672
Inter has been dogshite ever since they eliminated Varcelona in the semifinals

>>212286444
need...
mena...
women...
pls...

>>212286356
CUTE!

>>212286043
Imagine if you were an ancient Roman legionnaire and you had to fight a battle with Egyptian soldiers, but all the soldiers were female and the battle was sex.
And it were so hot that you had to take all your armour off. And also they had cute feet.

>>212286715
the final truke is realising if they had the same religion as us southern europeans would see them as our brothers and northern europeans as the barbarians
they're really not that different, if not for the eternal holy war for the mediterranean

>>212286864
by the time of the Romans the Egyptians had been buckbroken for over 1000 years, no native pharaoh's since the Assyrian Empire
you would probably have female feet shoved in your face without even asking just by waving a Roman citizenship around

>>212287025
I do not know what your intentions are with this deception, but Ancient Egyptians were not this pale. This woman is a nord in disguise.

A close call; I nearly fell for it.

>>212286667
Goodnight Magyar-kun!
>>212286813
Sometimes I am legit afraid cause she sleeps so deeply, I have to check in on her to see if she's breathing lmao.
>>212286967
Huh, that lady looks kinda similar to some women I've met here. My mom looks a bit turkish, specially the eyebrows.

med wimin are made for TRC

>>212284261
Not bad, but it can always be better
What about you? How have you been? Btw, have you ever visited Patagonia?

>>212284388
We need such factories in Poland

>>212285288
>that pic
:D

>>212286864
I would lose with pleasure :D

>>212287550
Not bad

>>212287550
Coomercinho