>>214574967
>>214576326
A tale of two countries.
But regardless of outcome, both of you have done well to successfully seduce Iberian women. It would stress me out a lot if I had to self-censor my chuddiness around someone I wanted to have sex with though (it would also stress me out to have sex).
>>214577038
>coffee status: obtained
>teabag in the cup
Care to explain this discrepancy in your narrative?

>>214511679
>I answered the best I could
At the end of the day, this is all you can do. That, and make seductive advances towards the teacher in charge of marking your exams.

Why are you taking tests in early September though? That is a very strange time to sitting an exam, at least by anglo standards.

>>214474318
And what was learnt in the process? What knowledge did you uncover? Most importantly, did you have fun writing it?

>>214444467
I was going to make a joke about how you may think this is Japan, but it's actually Spain, (assuming that it was a picture you took).
But then I zoomed in the photo and noticed that it actually is Japan.

>>214233549
You would have an easier time separating eggs from milk in a baked cake than you would "British" from "innocent".

>>214138044
I also posted in that thread (I post in every HotD thread I see).
Learnt some interesting things about Portugal today.

>>214103700
It is difficult to imagine. The last time my sister went to Italy (one year ago), she said that every person she encountered spoke English.
>>214103818
Thank you for helping them in their time of need.
Perhaps your friends would have managed without you via crude exchanges of gestures and pointing, but I imagine it would have been a significantly less productive conversation.

>>214029568
It is kind for you to support the British economy, however, it is kinder for us to export our high-quality milk to your nation.
Also, the picture of the burger kinda looks like AI slop to me, but maybe I'm just mindbroken now and jumping at shadows.

>>213989047
>somehow, lactose intolerance returned
Real life plothole.
I guess it's oat milk and lactose-free ice cream for you from now on.

You fuckers don't even play dragon. You should've picked zwei. I bet swordniggers are blindly picking fennie.

>>213831012
Some might call that more of a blessing than a curse, but I suppose the exchange of knowledge is worth putting up with all the chaff for.
>>213831324
Imagine if you had dropped her weeks ago, as suggested by the majority of your peers, and moved on to better and browner women. You'd probably be half a tongue length deep inside a Syrian or a Turkish women by now.

You are stuck in some kind of emotional Chinese finger trap. It's time to stop struggling and let go.

>>213801038
They look like background characters from a club scene in a low budget vampire movie (possibly a Blade sequel that most people didn't know existed).

>>213703174
>Personally I'd become a glowie if Myers kindly asked me to.
Both Myers and Hanako are two of the most awful people in the entire game. I think you need to re-evaluate what you value in imaginary cartoon women, as I'm noticing a disturbing pattern here.

>>213608475
>Somewhat related, has anyone ever missed out on potential love/sexual relationship merely because they found the partner, put simply, retarded.
No. How retarded are we talking about here? More importantly, how cute were they?
Lots of people are retarded in some ways, but smart in others - e.g., the stereotypical engineering PhD who needs a food help helper to boil noodles in a pot and didn't know until they were 28 that ice cream needed to be refrigerated.
>>213608508
I heard there were shrimps in the water.

>>213497644
Based on that webm, I can understand. The smaller woman has a much nicer figure, while the bigger one has one of those gross mega-asses and a weird, unbalanced shape. It's actually very, very hard to find enormous women who are correctly proportioned.

>>213397808
Smile widely and keep nudging them in the ribs with your elbow while going "eh? eh?". If they still don't understand after 15 minutes, shrug your shoulders and walk away.

>>213134519
>10 pack of white chocolate Duplo from a trusted importer costs £4.40.
>30 eggs costs £4.30 (2 packs x 15 eggs @ £2.15 each)
I am astounded that the prices are almost identical. Did you google this information beforehand?
>>213134501
Does it taste different from normal Kinder Buenos? Like a cheap knock-off?

>>212996330
>unmodded skyrim in 2025
I appreciate your dedication to removing as much pleasure from every activity as possible. In another era, you would have found your kin amongst the ascetics of old.

>>212964531
You are an unusual case study. If it is alright with you, I would like to study your brain after you die.
Also, feet mentioned.
>>212964583
He does not look full recovered, but I will take your word for it. Hopefully he continues to grow stronger with each passing day, directly in proportion to his shrimps consumption.

>>212936217
Buona anniversario to your madre. Those whale-shaped things look delicious. Never had polenta before, but it looks like it tastes like cornbread.
>>212936580
Yes, we all couldn't post for like three weeks, don't you remember? It was a dark time. Redditoids made fun of us and said that chuds lost forever.
>>212936422
>My feet are going to be destroyed. Catnigga, pray for my grippers, please.
The next time you enter a relationship, you should get your boyfriend to pay for one of those luxury feet spa days. Until then, I am not sure what you can do to avoid suffering - maybe get your friends to carry you around in a palanquin?

>>212860503
Oh, right, of course. There's so much going on these days, I forgot all about it.
The Germ was our most promising candidate for this year's Med Boy Summer, but he seems to have hit a sticking point and is too stubborn to cut his losses. I suspect we'll be hearing about him and his prospective Punjabi princess paramour for quite some time yet.
It's a shame that our resident Hungarian and Andalusian refuse to date, otherwise they'd be easy wins.

>>212811067
I would never praise the WoD franchise, I only like one specific game based on it.

>>212758185
Do they pay people to test drugs and stuff in Argentina? They do that here, but I've always been very nervous of signing up for stuff like that - one time in 2006, a bunch of people they were testing a new drug on suffered severe side effects, and some of them had to have their fingers and toes amputated (and the rest developed neurological issues afterwards).

I like having fingers and toes personally.

>>212480045
While I am certainly not opposed to having a Greek girlfriend, the women of Hellas are notoriously opposed to exogamy and rarely date outside their ethnic group. The Greeks in general have retained a sort of clannishness that most of us have forgone in the modern era. It's very difficult to ingratiate yourselves with them - they're like the Japanese in that way.

>>212384294
>Honestly, it was better than I expected. Not a fan, but it was nonetheless much better than what I imagined it would taste like.
Foreigners don't like putting milk in their tea. You have to be British to like it - it's a genetic thing.

>>212303304
I haven't played this game, but I feel like barefoot scenes are really important for female character development and really help to flesh out their personalities.

In certain parts of my city people are advised to not go outside at night on certain holidays, such as the 4th of July and New Years, because there's a high incidence of celebratory gunfire, and people frequently get hit by stray bullets

>>212269566
How much were you going to invest and what would it be worth now?

>>212098256
She looks like a witch if you stare into her eyes, but she's dressed like a bikini babe with oversized boobies. I'm not falling for it.

>>212047602
Excessive heat drains the body and exhausts the spirit. There is a reason why most primitive cultures prayed to the sun for mercy, and paid homage to its effulgence with elaborate displays of worshipful ceremony.

I would suggest you rebuke Sol and blast yourself with cool air from the nearest fan or air conditioning unit available. That ought to keep you fresh and alert, ready to engage at a moment's notice in mental or spiritual combat with agents of the Demiurge.

men (me included) watched so much porn we brainwashed ourselves into thinking we need a 5 feet horse cock to get girls. when in reality the number of girls who actually like huge dicks is very small, your dick is fine anon, unless you have an actual micropenis, but that's rare and I doubt anyone here would.
any girl making fun of your penis is just attacking something they know you'll be insecure about, since men don't have many weaknesses compared to women (we're taller, stronger, smarter and more proactive on average), so they have to go straight to what hurts

>>211790630
Not at all. You cannot live your life in fear, all you can do is make the best of your situation and adapt to what the Demiurge throws at you.
>>211790556
>>211790219
>september
Grim. I will try to overlook any crankiness as you struggle through suffering season.
On the plus side, at least very few women will be wearing closed-toe footwear.

>>211718227
>tftp

>>211687005
>Meanwhile in other places we got lots of water but nobody to use it because most of the country is empty from people.
Countries suffering from this problem should adopt internal resettlement programmes, where large groups of city dwellers are given financial incentives to establish new communities in abandoned rural communities, where some basic infrastructure such as roads and train stations already exist.

>>712428191
>"Hot"
>Absolute 5head