Thread 214227448

Rule Britannia edish

Thread theme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqrAPOZxgzU

Sun set'd : >>214194146

Good morning, sisters.
Was going to do some RDLs today, but I did a funny move in the afternoon yesterday so now my right side hurts. I am OLD.

>>214227448 (OP)
You're up early, sister.
Approved edish doe.

>>214227448 (OP)
Woah holy shit this was baked early. Good morning to everynyan. I'm in bed and I want to run to the shower to shave but I hate how long it takes for my hair to dry after.

Good morning /med/.
Bunch of fascist scum shit was said yesterday when I couldn't post.

'emmie

https://x.com/tonyrigatonee/status/1958554067522683128

what do you guys think? pretty hot, huh

>>214228315
You had one job.

>>214228506
Fascist scum.
I wanted to do it but LaLiga didn't want me to post.
Football is fascism.

>>214227448 (OP)
I like it when they put unruly tourists in their place.

>>214228977
MAKE WAY FOR THE KINGS (FORMERLY QUEENS) GUARDS!

>>214227773
i did RDL's just earlier today, they're a fun lift, its a shame your getting too old and gay to do them gramps

>>214228315
>>214228525
Skill issue.

>>214229188
I saw some clips where they see the horses coming and they stay in the way. So dumb.

>>214228525
Fascism is based and you're a fucking nigger :)

>>214229647
kys fascist scum

Exercises done.

>>214229647
Fascist scum.

>drink two beers
>they decide to make me go home earlier, say I'm not serious and invested in the therapy (I also missed an appointment because I forgot about it)
fug

>>214230452
Where did you get the beers doe?

>>214230503
Left the clinic for the day, went downtown and bought a can then ordered a beer at a cafe
I wasn't even tipsy when going back there

YOU will join NATO and YOU will ENJOY it!

The sesh:
1x8 110 kgs (new pr, +7,5 kgs, -1 rep since last time), 1x7+1x8 112,5 kgs (new pr, +10 kgs, -1 rep since last time) RDLs
3x2 38 kgs db split squats (not counting it as a pr because I wore a belt while doing them today and I always do them beltless)
1x4 85 kgs, 2x8 75 kgs leg curls
3x7 140 kgs calves (new pr, reached full stack)
Felt like shit after all 3 sets of RDLs but momma ain't raise no bitch.

>>214230452
Rip broski.
At least please tell me you got the numbers of some of the people there are added them as friends on social media.

>>214229647
Fascist scum.

>>214229245
>they're a fun lift
They're the only DL variant I like. I don't even do conventional DLs.

>>214230738
>At least please tell me you got the numbers of some of the people there are added them as friends on social media
Got 6 phone number (all women lel)
Hopefully one of them will want to go drink some tea o algo

After getting this month's salary I have more than €10000 in my bank account, I'm content about it.
It's great to get paid during vacation time.

Today's training.
OHP 1x1 with 82.5 kg, 3x3 with 72.5 kg.
Incline bench press 3x8 with 95 kg.
Machine chest flies 3x12 with 134 kg.
Tricep extensions 3x12 with 45 kg.

>>214229647
Fascism lost and will keep losing.

>>214229882
I wouldn't know since I'm not a sexhaver.

>>214230452
I think it's stupid from them to send you home earlier considering some level of relapsing is common in people with mental health problems.

>>214230738
>(not counting it as a pr because I wore a belt while doing them today and I always do them beltless)
You should start using a belt, the way a belt help you lift more weight is by increasing intraabdominal pressure and allowing your leg muscle to lift more, the belt itself is not lifting the weight, meaning you are taking your muscle closer to true failure but using a belt.

morning niggs
>be me, waking up early for a 5am testing session
>check devices, they're responding, info was shared
>meeting start
>people send the command, it doesn't work
>checking logs
>some developer says some shit is not implemented
>mfw
I'm too old for this shit
>>214228315
>fascist scum shit was said yesterday
not only yesterday :^)
>>214228354
oy vey, how many houses did you brought there, magyar?
>>214229647
fascist cunt

>>214230847
>I think it's stupid from them to send you home earlier considering some level of relapsing is common in people with mental health problems
ikr
not a warning, just a "go get some therapist back home"

>>214230847
Bourgeois scum.
Also I'm not up to date concerning work.
New project is in September you said? I'm lost.

>>214230847
>he way a belt help you lift more weight is by increasing intraabdominal pressure and allowing your leg muscle to lift more
Sure. But if I don't wear it on split squats, my abs are also getting stronger than with a belt and that will also carry over to belted high bar bb squats, no?

>>214230807
>Got 6 phone number (all women lel)
Fakecel

>>214230864
Fr fr was going to link that menora post again for (you) as I thought you were not going to see it fr fr.

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
https://x.com/PsyGuy007/status/1960433432141365711

>>214230947
>Fakecel
meh, only two of them are attractive

>>214230873
Maybe they also considered the severity of your problem isn't that high, for what you tell here you seem pretty normal but desu we don't know everything so it's hard to judge.

>>214230882
>Bourgeois scum.
I'm just a small working ant.
>Also I'm not up to date concerning work.
>New project is in September you said? I'm lost.
It's not confirmed but it's likely, I'll know for sure after coming back to work.

>>214230922
Your abs are still working with a belt because they still need to push against the bell to generate intraabdominal pressure.
https://www.strongerbyscience.com/the-belt-bible/
Read this if you are not convinced yet.

>>214230847
great pressing strength bro
>>214230738
>They're the only DL variant I like. I don't even do conventional DLs.
same, they didn't have the carry over i expected when i tested my conventional sadly

>>214230947
>you were not going to see it
I would end up seeing it at some point

>>214231015
>Read this if you are not convinced yet.
I'll read it tonight.
I'm convinced btw, I just don't see how a belted lift would give exactly the same amount of stability gains and ab gains as a beltless.

>>214231044
>they didn't have the carry over i expected when i tested my conventional sadly
I see. I hate conventional DLs so much that I don't even care if they don't improve tbf. Though I'm sure I could DL more than let's say half a year ago just because both my back and legs are stronger than back then.

>>214230957
>getting pushed against the wall by a bull
Grim way to die.

>>214231256
>

>>214231256
Meant to send this pic not the previous fr fr.

>>214228354
In 2011, violent rioting ensued in the city of Peshawar, capital of Pakistans Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province after a prominent local cleric found what looked to be a star of david in the pattern on bathroom tiles in a local McDonalds restroom. The workers of the restaurant who were accused of being Israeli-American agents were beaten and set on fire. Rioting eventually expanded to targeting anyone suspected as connected to American establishments.

133 establishments which were seen as American friendly were destroyed or damaged including 30 McDonalds restaurants, 8 Ford dealerships, 7 Burger Kings, 3 Starbucks, 6 Apple stores, a Pepsi factory, the local McDondalds regional corporate office, a girls school and two American owned factories which manufactured antibiotics and medicine for the local refugee population.

The rioting resulted in an 2,476 known deaths. 98% of those killed had no ties to American businesses whatsoever. The unrest lasted 9 days and resulted in the ouster of the provincial government and the region being placed under martial law. Rioting finally ended after the military sent in 10,000 troops equipped with tanks and armored vehicles.

The following day, US forces infiltrated a local compound and killed Osama Bin Laden who had been in hiding in Pakistan. This strike was seen by many in Pakistan as a retaliation by America for the destruction of local McDonalds restaurants. In Pakistan it is known as the Haambargar Janga (ہیمبرگر جنگ) or the Hamburger war.

>>214231346
kek

>>214231256
Antisemitic scum.

>>214231370
>This strike was seen by many in Pakistan as a retaliation by America for the destruction of local McDonalds restaurants.
Kek.

Finna buy a new phone today award.
Momberg dropped her own and repairing it would cost almost 100 euros, so I'm getting a new one for myself and giving her the current one.

>>214232484
Which phone?

>>214232655
I'm not so sure. I think I'll ask for help.
I don't really want to buy any Apple products so no way I'm getting an iphone, so maybe Samsung. GreekGOD told me that the current xiaomi poco x7 is goated so maybe that, but I don't really trust chink software and I unironically need one for the job I know I can trust.
I could buy from a GSM where phones are cheaper than in stores like Media Markt (german company) or Euronics (dutch company), but I don't even trust those disgusting kikes enough to enter their stores. It is what it is.

>>214232808
I'm tired of chink phones personally, the operating system sucks and they're full of bloatware, I might get a Samsung too in the future

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4bNlGdztQuQ
Italians of /med/ what is your take on what this dude is doing with pizzas?

>>214232906
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hRkgnYVKsPk
This one might be more controversial.
Feline African-American gentleman, would you eat this?

>>214227448 (OP)
If Spanish policemen can beat up innocent British tourists for having a silly old time in their country, we should be allowed to trample rude Americans and chinks in ours.

>>214233052
>innocent
>British
pick one

Fascists may be scum but shitskins are even worse imo

>>214233549
You would have an easier time separating eggs from milk in a baked cake than you would "British" from "innocent".

>>214233561
based & red-pilled! not about the fascist scum part, we're based

>>214233549
It's not about being innocent. it's that no one can stop us >:^)

>>214233670
It's hilarious that whenever I see someone being overtly racist or sexist or whatever on social media it's almost always a jeet, a spic, or an Arab

>>214233052
>innocent British tourists
Police is actually too permissive with them.

Hey, but think of the money.

>>214233052
>Une voyageuse verbalisée par un contrôleur SNCF car son chat miaulait dans le train;
IYC?

>>214233746
>us

>>214230563
Every European should be like this, unironically

>>214230563
the Guntherreich will win

good morning /med/ frens...(special GM to Catnigga)
havent been here for a while now..
how yall been?

>>214233767
I'm white and racist thougheverbeit
>>214234894
I'm sorry I don't speak monkey, have a nice day :)

>>214235440
hello dude, how are things in Libya?

>Castille eye-ing Naples
Not on my watch, total spaniard death

Everything is pointless
Why get up in the morning? To endure another joyless day of this meaningless life?
The same tired old arguments the same tired old struggle on and on and on without end

I just don't see the point

>>214233811
>Oye pay the arbitrary fine of €200 for cycling with headphones in
Not a big fan of Spanish police honestly

>>214230847
Dude, your country is the only one the fascists actually won. Thats why you have such a chip on your shoulder because of it.

>>214236761
The point of life is to shag. You should spend every waking moment doing everything you can to increase your chances of shagging.

>>214237232
Niggerbrained

>>214236761
kill the people who make you sad

>>214236761
No fim do dia, absolutamente nada importa além de ti próprio.
Trabalho não importa, amor não importa, prazeres não importam, senpaiília não importa. E mesmo tu próprio a importância é discutível no grande plano do mundo e universo.
Agora podes encarar este facto com infelicidade, ou podes chegar á conclusão que, se nada importa, não tens que ficar infeliz com nada. Partindo deste pressuposto, qualquer coisa torna-se objecto de prazer e felicidade.
Uma qualquer comida mal feita que tenhas feito? É uma diversão fazê-la, comê-la e rires do quão má ela está. KHV? Ninguém quer saber, uma caminhada pela natureza ou um jogo de pc dão-te a mesma quantidade de dopamina e oxitocina ao teu sistema. Não tens trabalho e o mundo está a acabar? Porreiro, é deixar arder. Só precisas de te preocupar com coisas quando começas a ter filhos ou algo do género, até lá tudo é irrelevante.
Faz coisas das quais nunca te lembraste ou achas estupidas fazer, e porque não?
Vais ver que a vida torna-se mais divertida.

Anyway, check this dual vacuum pumping system. Imagine putting your pp on the hose.

>>214236761
Reminds me of King Solomon's musings in Ecclesiastes. Here's some exerpts from ch. 1-2:

"Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher, vanity of vanities! All is vanity. What does man gain by all the toil at which he toils under the sun? A generation goes, and a generation comes, but the earth remains forever. All things are full of weariness; a man cannot utter it; the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing. What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done, and there is nothing new under the sun. Is there a thing of which it is said, "See, this is new"? It has been already in the ages before us. There is no remembrance of former things, nor will there be any remembrance of later things yet to be among those who come after."

....So I became great and surpassed all who were before me in Jerusalem. Also my wisdom remained with me. And whatever my eyes desired I did not keep from them. I kept my heart from no pleasure, for my heart found pleasure in all my toil, and this was my reward for all my toil. Then I considered all that my hands had done and the toil I had expended in doing it, and behold, all was vanity and a striving after wind, and there was nothing to be gained under the sun."


All the fundamental questions we have today have already been thought of thousands of years ago lmao

>>214236492
This sounds Medieval.

>>214237778
sorry lad
>>214237848
looks like it might rip it clean off

>>214233617
There are plenty of great dominatrixes in the UK, so this nation deserves absolution for every single sin :D

Consoomed.
Ended up buying a Samsung Galaxy A56 for myself. Momberg got my old phone.

>>214232991
>>214232906
I wouldn't eat either of those.
Saw those vids not long after you uploaded them, but thought you were going to get some (you)s, but given how you did not, I must take this duty upon myself.

>>214237138
>Dude, your country is the only one the fascists actually won.
They won the civil war but nobody wanted them and they gave away power eventually.
If fascist came to power anywhere, the same would happen eventually, fascism is just shit for the majority of people.

>>214239173
Thanks, I see now who I can trust and who I can't and will abandon me.

>>214238945
Seems like a solid choice, although I would prefer something more compact
How much?

Got the maupassant ordered. Will be the first time I'm reading him

>>214239901
kek

>>214239901
KEK

>>214238945
Got a secondhand galaxy S23 last year and broke the screen. Cost almost as much as a paid for the phone to replace the screen. "Luxury" phones arent for me

>>214239901
cinema.

>>214239901
Lmao

>>214230452
Shit anon, I'm really sorry. Psych clinics can be shitty like that if you're not 100% obedient to what they say. But I will say you should try to find some type of replacement or aid to not overindulge in alcohol any further, it won't do you good. Wait... Why don't you try liden tea or valerian leaves tea? Those can actually lower your body's stress levels and even your blood pressure, making them very good natural anti-stress supplements. Since beer is already quite expensive, why not become addicted to tea? It's delicious, it's tasty, and it's healthier.
>>214230738
I still can't help but wonder how your body looks like. Since you do such an extensive training regiment pretty much every day, I can't help but imagine you look like a Jojo's Part 3 character.
>>214230847
Congratulations on your salary Andaluzanon! Do you plan to do something with your newly acquired salary? Saving it for later, or spending it on something nice?
>the way a belt help you lift more weight is by increasing intraabdominal pressure and allowing your leg muscle to lift more, the belt itself is not lifting the weight, meaning you are taking your muscle closer to true failure but using a belt.
I've heard that belts also are really really good at keeping your posture straight and preventing spinal injuries when lifting really heavy weights, it's a protective measure too. They don't gotta be too loose or too tight though.

>>214231346
...-Inhales- SOPA DU MACACO, UMA DELIIIIISIAAAAAAAAA
ADA ARTE, OH JAMES, EU QUERO UMA EMSALADA DE FRUTAS, OLHA QUE HABILIDADE, OLHA QUE HABILIDADE
>>214232484
I remember Argentinotte recommending me a specific samsung phone, one of the newest ones, uh... Can't remember the name for shit, but yeah. I have a motorola that's like 5 years old and the battery is fucked, but it's still working like a champion. I'd probably buy samsung if I had the money.
>>214233617
He's right, you know.

>A discussion about Carmelo Borg Pisani on a popular local FB group.
>People calling him a hero and calling for a monument in his honour.
Heh.

>>214237070
Only municipal police are such assholes.
>>214238945
I keep a Galaxy a50 that I have since the end of 2019. It costed only 220 euros back then and it's by far the best smartphone I've ever had, but battery doesn't last anymore and it isn't as smooth as before. I've been thinking about getting a new one with a decent camera and battery but I have no idea which one should I choose.

>>214241289
It's time.

>>214237571
i agree with spiderman
>>214235440
Hello Libyanon! Long time no see! What have you been up to?
>>214239901
Dangerously KINO

God I hate fascists

>>214241333
Odd meme.

>>214241289
>he proved unable to climb the cliffs. He was forced to wave down a local boat. Upon rescue by a British patrol boat, he was brought to the naval hospital RNH Mtarfa.
Tragic

>>214239390
>How much?
330 euros. Cheapers model was 200 and I did not like it, more expensive one was 550 and I'm not paying that much for a phone.
>I would prefer something more compact
I'm fine with it ofc, but it'd be better if the camera was in the frame of the phone, not placed outside of it fr fr.

>>214240503
Grim.

>>214241299
>end of 2019
I think I got this phone Summer 2020, but given how momberg btfo'd her phone and mine still works fine, I thought I'd buy one for myself and give the one that I have since 2020 to her.

>>214237778
*hugs you*

>nooo your post is a spam please reformat it you cunt REEEEE
I hate chinkmoot so much it's unreal


>>214241023
>I still can't help but wonder how your body looks like.
I look like shit compared to Andalussy. His muscles look more impressive not only because he has more of them but also because he's short so his body has to store all of that in a smaller space.
I'll probably post a pic of my body at the end of the year though.
>Argentinotte recommending me a specific samsung phone, one of the newest ones
Damn that nigga must be STACKED. Wouldn't be surprising given how he owns that big ass mansion full of books n shiet.

>>214239901
Best post ITT

>>214241672
>I hate chinkmoot so much it's unreal
The key is not answering to more than 5 posts in one single post, that's why it'll consider it spam. Learn from my experience, young one.
>His muscles look more impressive not only because he has more of them but also because he's short
Short king eh, yeah, it's easier to be more ripped and shredded when you're shorter. I feel REALLY impressed if I see someone like over 1.90 meters being buff as hell. I personally have a lot of muscle hidden under my fat stores, my legs are quite firm and my calves are as strong as a horse's!
I just don't have a lot of arm strength... I should start training again. I got big shoulders but my grip is too weak.
>Wouldn't be surprising given how he owns that big ass mansion full of books n shiet.
Oh no, I mean, he's jobless for the moment being, but he just likes technology a lot and is a programmer. He knows a lot about what tech is optimal for work or for what things, and he even got a gaming PC when he had money.
Ttttthhheee issue now is that he doesn't have a job and... Is reluctant to find one, and... Yeah. I don't know how he's gonna get out of this one.

>>214229647
oh mate your well brave

>>214241786
He's probably in bed mate

>>214241023
>Congratulations on your salary Andaluzanon! Do you plan to do something with your newly acquired salary? Saving it for later, or spending it on something nice?
I plan to save for buying a flat, in Spain to get a mortgage for a property the banks ask you to have around 20% of the cost of the property you plan to buy, and normally you'd want to have even more saved up since there are normally some costs that come up when buying property.
That's if I don't move to a different place and keep moving, it's a possibility that I'm never sure where I'm going to live long term and don't buy a flat for a long time.
I also plan to buy a new PC at some point to play EU V with great performance.

>>214239901
Pov: You have to parallel park on a hill

>>214242115
N-NANI?!

>>214241925
Just the simple idea of being able to *buy* and *own* private property is so alien to me, holy shit. That's incredible on it's own, and at a younger age. If you own a place already maybe you can rent it if you're out for some time, or to another country, a lot of people here do that.
>play EU V with great performance
I want a gaming pc to play Red Dead Redemption 2 and live my life as a cowboy taking care of cows, bonding with my horse and agarrándome a los tiros con todo bicho que se me cruce. Like being a gaucho but gringo.

>>214241925
How much are nice flats in nice areas in spain? Got a friend in Bilbao and it looks lovely. Thought it would be an industrialised hellhole

Good day med am back from the cagie it rained like crazy today.

Also I hurt my leg real bad when waking up this morning and stretching, feels like a muscle strain. No exercising today VGH.

>>214242252
>Just the simple idea of being able to *buy* and *own* private property is so alien to me, holy shit.
It was to me too but now I have a stable job.
>That's incredible on it's own, and at a younger age. If you own a place already maybe you can rent it if you're out for some time, or to another country, a lot of people here do that.
I don't think 27 is a younger age, and I would need to save 30000 to buy a flat probably so that's 2 more years of saving with my current salary and expenses, which means living in my parents' home and not having independence.

>>214242449
It depends on what you consider nice, from what I'm seeing a 40 m^2 flat in a decent place in the city I have close by that I suppose is probably a bit less expensive than Bilbao is around €100000, the posher areas with larger flats can cost €300000 onwards.
I checked quickly for Bilbao and it seems that you'd have to pay at least €200000 for a 100 m^2 flat, if you are willing to go to a fifth floor without lift.
And there are flats for like a million if you want to live in the best place of the city I guess.
Anyway, I'm not sure how much sense it makes for you to move to Bilbao because Bilbao is in the Atlantic coast and the weather is not that different to the UK, so if you like that weather might as well stay in the UK.

>>214242449
You can have this cool flat with cool statues in the façade in Bilbao for the great price of €920000.

>>214239901
Cool as fuck <3

>>214241429
Why are you so hateful towards me? :(

Coworker has asked me today why I am not even trying to make any move towards the female intern.
Pic related was my face looking at him.
He replied the butt (similar to pic related) was reason enough.

>>214242935
I’m 33 and don’t own a house (yet), so don’t fret. You’re saving a lot.
How many kinder bars is 10000€ by the way?

imagine having a /med/ meetup in a public place with women but you're with portuchad, galicianon, breizhotwink and el magyar

>>214243398
I'l stick with Catnigga, Gman and Brune

>>214243377
>10000€
More than 48000, if my quick maths are correct.

>>214243449
Isn’t it wiser to save that money for kinder bars? Imagine you get stuck as a NEET, you’ll have plenty of money for kinder and won’t have to buy shit chocolatines.

>48000 kinder bars
10000€ are only 5 years of kinder at your rate anyway.

We biked 40kms today. Saw some really cool stuff like old fishermen's cabins and cute lil' towns. We ate sandwiches surrounded by duckd and we gave em a lot of bread.
>>214243398
Honestly alright once the women see most are taken.
>>214243443
Joining the bachelors table heh? (Except Brune)

>>214243916
Looks like les landes but before the forest fr

>>214243398
I’d be utterly heightmogged by galicianon and magyarberg.

>>214244004
Sweet baby jesus…

>>214244004
Why kind of sex haver would you be Momo?
Would you be overwhelmed and coom quickly?
or would the stress make you last an hour?

>>214244164
I never asked myself things like this because it will never happen

>>214243916
Impossible to suffer in France vgh

>>214244002
Yeah, true! I guess Oléron is a good look at how it could have been back then
>>214244004
Won't open that, there are girls around.

>>214244244
You will have sexo doe.

>>214244252
Should be the motto of /med/

>>214244271
I'm sure even girls would like that

>>214242935
>It was to me too but now I have a stable job.
Praying for the day I get a stable job and get to save money to buy my own house, for the near future I just want a job that could give me money to buy clothes, that I'm in need of, and possibly replace my pc so I can have more job opportunities...
>2 more years of saving with my current salary and expenses, which means living in my parents' home and not having independence.
2 years isn't that much in my opinion, I mean, it's gonna be annoying having to live with your parents, but I will probably have to live with my mom for... I don't know how much time. I want to throw myself off a cliff.
>>214243398
I'm gonna grab Gironde and carry him like the french femboy he is. Also I'll absolutely get mogged too >>214244087 in terms of height, I'm 1.58m.

>>214243398
>/med/ meetup in a public place
> el magyar
Yeah.... I definitely wouldn't just stay quiet without saying a single word. Couldn't be me...

Wasted almost the entire day award

>>214244087
I'm only 185 cm short doebeit (compare that to my dadberg being like 195 when he was my age).
That's like being the king of manlets.

>>214242935
Theres more to life and a country than "weather". The clemant weather makes it infinitely more appealing to me though than say Seville.

>>214243104
>€920000
Want to go halves? Maybe eighths...

my cat killed a snake today, I'm so proud of her
it was a pretty small snake, might be a baby snake or something, but still

>>214244525
Immovable object (Magyarino's autism) vs Unstoppable force (My ADHD ass that will talk even to animals, plants, and inanimate objects)
>>214244548
I will go to therapy and continue shitposting on 4chan while ignoring my responsabilities. Maybe if the medication I'm starting to take (aripiprazole) helps me concentrate, I'll finally progress on the cat drawing I owe my fren.
>>214244558
magyar on the left me on the right

>>214244739
Poor baby snek

coffee time :)

>>214245230
already had my sip after lunch

>>214245230
VGH

>>214244933
>My ADHD ass that will talk even to animals, plants, and inanimate objects
You ever like idk talk to yourself like you're talking to empty air? I've never asked this before because i don't want to seem insane in neurotypical spaces, but i personally don't go a day without talking to myself, basically speaking out my inner monologue if you will while talking about anything and everything to myself. I try to only do it in private but sometimes the urge to do it compels me to do it even in public and it makes folks very uncomfortable to see a guy muttering to himself in a foreign language while walking down the road. Does this ever happen to you?

>Captcha: X04SS
Austrian painter squad mentioned

>>214245982
I do that and I am neurotypical

I'm 170 cm
so don't whine about hour height. you are fine

Back from my incelrun
Kind of shitty, it started to rain heavily halfway, but on the positive side I briefly befriended a donkey

Stupid canadian poster.

>>214246401
It was nice meeting you.

Stupid sexy pale chick.

>>214243398
I'm staying home.

>>214244933
>My ADHD ass that will talk even to animals, plants, and inanimate objects
I don't think that has anything to do with ADHD, sister.
I too talk to animals and plants.

>>214245230
Bit late for a cuppa innit bruv?

>>214245982
I don't see anything wrong with talking to yourself.
In the gym I usually say things to myself like "1 more mins of rest before starting the next set" or "I must hit 6 reps with this weight" or even "If I can hit 4 reps, I'll add another 1,25 kg plate" . And I'm not the only one. I'm not saying 50% of the gym does that, but I'd wager saying 35%. There's a strong guy who even angers himself with lines like "COME THE FUCK ON MAN, STOP FUCKING AROUND AND JUST LIFT THIS SHIT, FUCK OFF CUNT" right before unracking the weight.

>>214246450
Sexo.

>>214246886
I'd buy a 'cino and some ftira for you. Would you still not come even in that case?

See you in one hour, give or take.

>>214246807
indians are funniest when they act tough or cool
imagine doing gangsta rap with an indian accent

>>214246865
Sex.

>>214247155
I drink coffee two times a day. one in the morning and one in the afternoon

>>214247199
No.

I think I might be going race blind I thought this girl was European or Latina
Goth girls have truly gone global...

>>214248221
Mid day?

>>214247355
I thought they were pastries

>>214248325
>the amount of makeup

>>214248221
what is that? except for throat pussy

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
"Relax," said the night man
"We are programmed to receive
You can check-out any time you like
But you can never leave!"

>>214248372
we can blame that, but I should have been able to see through it that she's just Chinese

At the gym rn hitting the chest-tricep-shoulder day after having had a shit. I also had the haircut done with the few hair I have left.

>>214246865
Girls with this build are seriously underrated.

>>214246075
You sure you're Neurotypical if you're on this site?
>>214247155
I don't think you get it i talk to myself sometimes for hours on end and babble on and on and on about the stupidest shit like I'm literally talking to someone right in front of me but it's just my internal monologue, there is no person. I just talk to the wall mostly for around 10-30 minites at a time although sometimes up to an hour.

>>214248642
I don't know, I feel like I'm in the middle between normies and autistics, not really able to fit in with either group

>>214244933
>My ADHD ass that will talk even to animals, plants, and inanimate objects
I don't talk to any of those but I talk when I'm alone, and even mumble always that there's no one while walking in the street. When I do it, it's in a way that looks like if I was doing a live stream about recent events in life and how I feel about myself.

>>214248760
>I feel like I'm in the middle between normies and autistics
Same.

Can't believe I managed to tie for the win against this fucker who got lucky all game

>>214243398
I could take you all to great clubs and pubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOSajEshJWA

>>214243916
Sounds nice

>>214244739
Oh no

>>214246865
Face covered by phone, unfortunately :|

>>214248325
>>214248415
Goths are nice indeed

Been busy. What did I miss?

>>214249056
Glad to know that I'm not psychotic, or that at least if I'm batshit then I'm not the only one who's batshit. The part about narrating your life for a live stream is an amazing way to describe it that's exactly how it feels.

>>214249390
>not winning
Ick.

>>214249929
I did win, it says so on top, I just had to share the win this time

>>214249540
I think so too
>Mmmm <3
like you usually say

@/med/
Is a geriatric phone session planned for this week?

Good night, sisters.

>>214248642
> I just talk to the wall mostly for around 10-30 minites at a time although sometimes up to an hour.
Idk man. If that helps you, I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

It’s… LE DONE.

>>214250070
Juicy

>>214250070
looking good
what are you having by side dish?
>inb4 rice

>>214249956
Don't try to Jew me, Momo.

>>214249978
I could do one Friday o algo.

>>214250070
Fucking civvie.

>>214250070
This photo bodies the Brunoid freak

>>214250070
if the yellow is orange and mustard we cook the same in my house :)

>>214250070
why are you making curried chicken?

>>214250171
Rice KEK

>>214250456
The yellow is mustard and curry.

>>214251227
Because I can.

>>214250070
Looks tasty

>>214250309
>I could do one Friday o algo.
Would be nice <3

>>214251602
I just wished Gartic was earlier or later than usual, I’m always eating or whatever during gartic, I suffer so much.

>>214251478
Find it weird you lads eat so late

Now for a cocktail.

>>214251866
What are you drinking Portuchad?

>>214252158
Gin, port and tonic, with a lemon zest and a bit of lemon juice freshly squeezed.
The port gives it a slight different edge from the usual gin and tonic.

>>214251652
Just adapt your eating time my negger

>>214252197
Interesting, would love to taste it

>>214252478
>just adapt kiddo's eating hours
*old man blabbering and spitting into the air making angry sounds*

Ah yes, a God-given classic.
https://youtu.be/GwwwoXTwT4Y?si=-BhqGYjql1QWeIn2

>>214251478
>Rice KEK
man, we really were buckbroken by japs

>>214252601
Kiddo doesn't eat at 10pm doe ?

>>214251652
I have to agree with you (for me it's usually too early)

>>214251866
Cheers!

>>214252620
Beautiful <3
So many funny memories

Good night med, weekend soon thankfully

>>214252815
7h30-8pm.

bump

none of you sleepyheads will read this, but
night night motherfuckers

oh shit gonna quickly bump the thread so I can answer to the posts aHHHH

>>214245982
Yeah, I tend to talk to myself in my head and sometimes outside if there's nobody around, mostly commenting on small things I gotta do or gotta remember. Uh... The most schizo thing I... um... I do, and that... I almost don't tell anyone about is that I... Keep some of the imaginary friends I made as a kid/teen as OCs, made stories for them, and the most "prominent" or more distinct ones kinda... Comment on what I do, what we feel, what we should do... I know I'm technically controlling them, but I can feel them acting on impulse if certain scenarios happen. I'm not saying I have dissociative identity disorder because "we" all have the same memory, and I know they're fictional, but it is quite fun just having people to talk to even if I'm alone.
Part of the reason of why I wanted to become an artist is to be able to draw them and give them some type of presence in reality, not just in my head. It might also be a coping mechanism for going rough trauma while growing up, and spending quite a bunch of my formative years just dissociating and trying to distract myself from reality.
>>214247155
Nah, my ADHD arises more from the fact I just jump from topic to topic, I don't have enough energy to concentrate, my mood shifts too quickly, and I just can't regulate my brain in an effective way to become a functional adult. All my life I've been like this, and thought it was just depression, but... Well. A lot of stuff is not right with my head. I've even had amnesia attacks and passed out during highschool, while being out in the street, while at home. A brain can handle only so much.
>>214249056
In my case I talk to myself and to the fictional characters I've created, or more like -they- talk with me, sometimes the most aggressive one will just take control and send everything to shit if someone is actively mistreating me in real life. Kind of like a reflex.