Thread 212850676

Pancrustacea edition
Overcooked by Marge: >>212828316

Good morning, sisters.
While it was fun slamming more brotein than just the goal and eating much more calories than what was enough to maintain my weight, I now have to stop that and cut as I I keep this up I'll gain much more fat than I'd like to. Hitting new prs every day was fun, but it's time to lose a bit of weight.

Good morning /med/.

>>212850772
I'm also on a cut, going to cut until like 85 kg.

>>212850797
>until like 85 kg.
Current weight?

reply to this post if you want the galactic government to release the real epstein tapes

>>212850834
I'm at 88.7 kg, so 4 kg to lose, 36000 kcal of fat.

>>212850957
To be fair, there's going to be some water weight loss and sadly probably a small amount of muscle so the deficit I need for 4 kg is less than the calories I said.

Gem.

>>212850957
>88.7 kg
Big boi.

>>212851141
I'm not the former member of Outkast.

>>212850957
You are almost 20kg heavier than me at the same height

>>212851187
Doesn't this make you think that maybe you should look a little?

>>212850957
That doesn't sound like a lot to lose, how long will it take you? Are you going to live with Gironde to achieve this?

>>212851263
That's not much, it's 10 weeks with a 500 kcal deficit but I will probably take a bit more than that, probably 3 months.
>Are you going to live with Gironde to achieve this?
I'll just eat less.

>>212851216
I'm cutting

>>212851302
I made a mistake in the previous post, I think maybe because of the autocorrect.
I meant that maybe you should bulk a little.
Why cut with your current weight?

>>212851331
I like to be lean, I'll start bulking soon

What do you think of hard caloric deficits? In /fit/ some people say they are on 2000kcal deficits and such, that has to be fatal for the body no?

Just watched despite skipping some parts a vid on elsagate. That's fucked.

>>212851432
2000 kcal is too much, some very fat people might be able to handle it, but not for normal sized people.

>>212851450
Watch the video I linked yesterday.

>>212851466
>Watch the video I linked yesterday.
I'll watch it after I come back from the gym. If I start watching vids now I'll doomscrool for at least an hour before hitting the 'm which will just mean that I'll have to work until late again which I don't want to.

Catnigga bewildered by Moselle's size.

Lost 0,75kg in a month.
Hopefully it's fat.

>>212851718
Have you been exercising during this time? Did you get weaker?
If you've been exercising and didn't get weaker it's unlikely you lost much if any muscle mass.

>>212851737
I do my very limited workout, but during holidays, not so much because I'm already walking 20km/day.
Tried to get the broteins THOUGH.

>>212851764
Considering your muscle mass is very low you probably didn't lose a lot.

>>212851892
You know I keep it real Brune-sama.

>>212851263
Living with some Brunoid is his best bet for losing weight.

>>212851187
Me too.

>>212852097
He's picky, my food is perfect for him.

>>212852148
Having "my food" and "perfect" in the same sentence is a sacrilege

>>212852245
Now now, don’t be so harsh on brune, I’m sure you’d love purple rice if you only tried it.

Why even cut, bulk, cut, bulk, again & again?
You niggas flesh made of play doh. Why not stay at a single weight once you found the right one?

>>212852252
What is this image supposed to convey
>>212852271
>Oh mamma mia, Madonna, ma che cazzo è questa roba
>gestures violently while a large moustache surreptitiously grows on my face

Why yes, I am listening to Toccata in D minor while exercising, how did you guess?

>>212852481
Look Gman, I don't want to sound offensive, but are you stupid?

>>212850853
I like this meme

im fat i need to cut too but im too lazy to do exercise sigh sigh

>>212853448
Cutting is not about exercise Jõão Pedro dos Santos Aveiro

Short head felt like shit, so I had to ask for help to get the dumbbells into position for incline bench on the first two sets. So fucking over. Did 6 reverse pyramdi sets of db incline, then 3 pyramid sets of machine incline. Felt like I could coom from my upper chest. Also hit 24 kgs on shoulder press, but I only managed to do 2 reps so idk if I should stick to 22 instead or if I should spam 24 from now on. Then again, even if I stick to 22 that's still an improvement as after 6 sets of incline I only used 20 kgs a month ago. Absolutely no idea how much I could lift if my first set was shoulder press, as I never tried that, but honestly, I just like doing them after chest. Also added 2,5 kgs and a rep on top of that to the lateral raise machine since the last time I used it 2 or 3 weeks ago. Guess these lean away cable lat raises really are goated.

>>212852481
You need to bulk to be stronger if you're past your newbie gains. Even when you're still at your newbie gains phase, you will get stronger faster if you bulk. But by bulking you're adding fat to your body which you don't want. So if you gain weight, you gain muscle and useless weight, and by losing that useless weight, you keep (some of) the muscle you gained.

>>212851466
>Watch the video I linked yesterday.
It's okay.
The best part of the vid was probably this baddie. She a cutie patootie.

>>212851892
Thoughts on the edish?

>>212850853
I find his sexual preferences disturbing too

>>212853407
"Mrs Clinton, the task has been completed"

What a lovely format

>>212852481
That was me for 10 years at 65kg.
But then andaluz made me bulk and I honestly feel thankful because I now look a bit better. Now I’m cutting and retaining the muscle mass while reducing fat and am now at 67/8kg.

>>212854319
Based MacDouglas retard.
He wanted to redeem himself after the Philippines shitfest.

>>212854145
Bf%? Can you see your abs?

Post body

>>212851617
Owls always look like they're on the verge of attacking. I've only been near one once in my life, but I felt like it wanted to peck my eyeballs out.
>>212851718
Guess there's more calories in flavour than we realised.

>>212853761
Look carefully, I already voiced my opinion on the matter.

>>212854844
You sly dog.

>>212850973
>probably a small amount of muscle
up your protein intake
yes, no matter how high it is alread
yes, this might mean eating >50% meat or whatever for a while
no, it's not gonna kill you

good morning niggas, had the first meeting of the cagie already
can't wait for the weekend
>>212854319
>doing that when the soviets already had nukes
based retard
>>212854366
like all burger generals, he suffered from being exposed as a fraud
came back to the Phillipines with a massive propaganda campaign,trying to erase the image of him running like a bitch lmao

>>212854983
>I already voiced my opinion on the matter.
I thought when you said gem, you meant that the pic you posted was the gem, not the edish fr fr.

>>212855164
>can't wait for the weekend
Same. Finna travel for 7 hours total by train. Acabou-se.

>>212855158
Too much brotein is le bad o algo doe.

>>212855233
>Too much brotein is le bad o algo doe
says whom's't'd've?

>>212855233
>I thought when you said gem, you meant that the pic you posted was the gem, not the edish fr fr.
I thought it could be interpreted that way, but refrained from changing my post.

>>212855262
Harvard, Penn, Mayo clinic, Healthline.

>>212855342
>Mayo clinic
I don't trust Big Mayo to give me nutrition advice, sorry.
>rest
Sound like twinks.

>>212855233
>7 hours total by train
so, nothing

>>212854844
Many birds have that look.

>>212855454
Just because you drive 1000 kilomemes through the brapzilian forest, does not mean that sitting 7 hours on a train does not suck ass. Driving is le good. Sitting on a train is le bad.

>>212855453
>nutrition advice
Rich coming from someone who slams 24 gains bars a day innit.

>>212855233
Where are you going Magyar?

>>212855616
>Rich coming from someone who slams 24 gains bars a day innit.
But he has the body of an ancient Greek statue. Can we criticise his eating habits if the results speak for themselves?
He baffles the stamp-collecting eggheads at your fancy, book-learnin' institutions by turning chocolate into muscles.

>>212855616
>Rich coming from someone who slams 24 gains bars a day innit.
I don't consume stuff from outside a grocery store/orchard.
>>212855697
>But he has the body of an ancient Greek statue.
I'm flabby and untrained for three months.
I'm just shitposting lads.

>He baffles the stamp-collecting eggheads at your fancy, book-learnin' institutions by turning chocolate into muscles
BUT TO BE FAIR THOUGHEVERBEIT, pure cocoa powder has a rather amazing macro spread.

>>212852652
Why are you asking if you know the answer already?
>>212852770
I don't think Socrates bulked though
>>212853761
Ok that makes sense, thanks for the explanation
>>212854145
Based, sounds good.

>>212855616
>driving in dangerous roads with retards all over the place is good
>travelling safe on a confortable train where you can read, drink, watch a movie, flirt with beautiful girls, etc. is bad
I'll never understand eurosissies

>>212855630
Judapest. I'll have to do the needful (work related), but it shouldn't take more than an hour I believe. I was originally planning on sleeping there for a night and fucking around a bit, but as I realized it won't take much time, I decided that instead of spending money on a room in a hotel, I'll instead buy a pair of shoes (I think asics) while I'm at Judapest for max 175 euros, as I completely fucked up my current shoes with all the distance I woolked and roon in them. It was not meant for running on concrete anyway, so I'll pay more and get one that's meant for running on concrete. I roon more than woolk anyway, so there's no reason to get a pair of shoes for woolking and another for rooning. Then after buying the shoes I'll come back home. If the trains won't be late I should be back home by 5 PM. I plan on reading "The Art and Science of Technical Analysis: Market Structure, Price Action, and Trading Strategies" by Adam Grimes, but honestly I don't like reading on a train that much, so maybe I'll just only read half of it. We'll see how fast I can read.

>>212855788
>I don't consume stuff from outside a grocery store/orchard.
I mistook you for someone else then. My bad.

>>212855985
>SOVL
>SOVLLESS
Also
>flirt with beautiful girls
I'm too autistic to flirt with someone on a train. Or flirt at all, really.

>>212855158
It's impossible not to lose muscle in a caloric deficit as an advanced lifter.

>>212856093
>I'm too autistic
nah
>pic
I am by far the blackest person in this general

>>212856130
I didn't say it would negate the muscle mass loss, just implied it would be lesser.

>>212856170
>slight tan mixed with jewfro from converso roots
>black
Uhuh

>>212855616
I'm not longer eating 24 kinder bars a day.

>>212855788
Gains bars in this context means kinder bars, I like them and eat them regularly so it's kind of a joke here, some people are baffled by it but you can make it fit macros easily, it's just going to be more expensive than for example eating rice and less satiating so it's not really optimal for a cut but carbs are carbs for the most part.

>>212855878
Rhetorical question.

>>212856187
Yes that's why I said that I will lose muscle, not because I'm not doing things right but because it's basically impossible not to.

>>212856321
>Gains bars in this context means kinder bars
Oh, cool. Love them myself, I restrict them to a few times a year treat cus palm oil. Actually bought a few yesterday for a young family member, "bet" them on a game of pares o nones.
>other point abt loss
Fair.

Did you notice that the magyar didn't say how much he makes when someone asked yesterday?

I noticed

>>212856272
>converso
I'm from mourisco stock
Abd al-Rahman lives

>>212856390
There's no palm oil, at least not on the Spanish ones.

>>212856398
>jew
>disclosing financial matters to goyim
el ow el
also, noticing is an antisemitic word

>>212856477
>Soja
Se acabó

>>212856477
Is vegetal fat from palm a substantially different ingredient to palm oil?

>>212856559
Oh shit I can't read.
I'm retarded, it's over.

>>212856452
Kek'd at pic.

>>212856477
>soy lecithin
You could add 10 kgs to your bench if you cut that shit out from your diet fr fr.

>>212856398
>telling portuglow how much you make
NGMI

Fuck the Indonesian rainforest I guess, nowadays I'm not eating them but I will probably in the future I'm a monster leaving apes without housing.

>>212856598
It was a genuine question, chemistry is something I haven't gotten into since 2o de bachiller lmao. There's tons of stuff that can trip you up by sounding similar but being very different in composition.

>>212856630
you eat indonesian rainforests?

>>212856726
Yes (it's good for bulking).

>>212856726
No, I eat kinder bars that have palm oil which is widely planted in Indonesia and they are cutting trees in the jungle to plan palm oil trees.

>>212856606
magyachud...

Mamma mia.

>>212857014
Hm?

>>212854604
Stop being so zesty Andaluzanon.

>>212856606
>portuglow
You hurt my feelings…

Morning wiggas, I woke up early to be able to donate blood today but sadly (or... Gladly? Happily?) there were too many blood donors in line waiting to get their blood extracted, so me and the family member of who I'm donating blood for + another blood donor she found got redirected to go there next tuesday.
I'm kind of happy there were so many blood donors, specially young people, maybe younger than me. But maybe it had to do with a case of intestinal hemorrhage in a young man. Bittersweet, in my opinion.
>>212850853
meow meow meow
>>212851617
I fucking love owls, they're like the flying version of a cat. Dangerous claws and adorableness in a different package.

>>212853407
>you are the one from my dreams...

>>212851718
Lost 1kg in like 3 days.

>>212852481
Sometimes I wonder if there's an objective to bulking and cutting over and over again, guess it's to maximize gains and create bigger muscles, but I feel at some point you'd reach an objective. And then maintain it. It must be maintaining the muscles you gained, maybe?
>>212852552
Why yes, I listen to Shibayan Records while exercising, how did you guess?
>>212854844
My mom tends to say my cat has a crazy stare, I guess if a creature has big ass eyes it's more prominent to look loco in the coco.
>>212855158
It's ironic seeing bodybuilders and health obsessed people who are into gaining muscles saying that having a high protein (and therefore caloric) intake is good only if you're overexercising, but idk. Don't wanna argue about it. Just a curious observation.

>>212852552
>>212858122
I listen to the MGR OST while exercising

>>212857866
>Stop being so zesty Andaluzanon.
That wasn't me, but you probably wanted it to be me.

>>212857866
In french, portuguese is portugais (pronounced "portugay") lol

>>212858122
>It's ironic seeing bodybuilders and health obsessed people who are into gaining muscles saying that having a high protein (and therefore caloric) intake is good only if you're overexercising, but idk. Don't wanna argue about it. Just a curious observation.
That's not what we are saying.
A very high protein diet can have negative health effects, regardless wether you are exercising or not, besides, who said anything about "overexercising".

>>212858164
Gigachad shit, frfr. I want to keep exercising but I got a fucking blister on my foot and I (an idiot) opened it and took the skin out carefully with scissors, thinking "Oh, maybe the skin under it isn't so sensitive!".
...The skin in fact, is REALLY sensitive, to pain, and ouch.
>>212858265
I want to learn french but I can't pronounce french for shit. I feel like I have to be choking on a cock to say 70% of the words. Maybe I would have an easier time pronouncing german, but that language's tricky.

>>212858303
>I feel like I have to be choking on a cock to say 70% of the words
yeah, you mentioned that
rude!

Office qt wore a skirt again.

>>212858294
>A very high protein diet can have negative health effects
Huh, thought you were saying otherwise, like "It's okay to have a high caloric intake if you're converting all of what you eat into muscle!". Mala mía wacho.
Or at least that's the vibes the conversation had. I'm still without my morning covfe, so my concentration is not very good. But yeah, I can't say that most bodybuilders or powerlifters are very healthy in general. Must put a lot of strain on the body being constantly lifting.
Looking at you Magyarino, don't get more torn muscles!
>>212858458
I would literally do a vocaroo trying to talk with something in my mouth in a phallic fashion just trying to pronounce french words but that would probably arouse people in here, so I'll leave it to your imagination.
"hon hon hon je veux boire du café mais j'ai mal au pied hon hon hon"
>>212858476
It's either tight business pants that show off that beautiful booty or a skirt that shows beautiful legs. I would not survive a day in an office full of qts. Specially big bunda qts.

>>212858265
Don’t you mean “porrtugué”?

>>212858660
>trying to talk with something in my mouth in a phallic fashion
I can arrange it for you

>>212858265
kek, it really is like that
>>212858303
>I can't pronounce french for shit.
to be honest, I ask myself if even the french can pronounce it
>I feel like I have to be choking on a cock to say 70% of the words
lmao, TRVKE.... even when you try as hard as you can, you always sounds like a massive faggot. My mother laugh her ass off when I'm visiting my parents and have to speak french to someone
>>212858476
she is messing with you Gman, don't give her this pleasure of suffering for it

>>212858734
>lmao, TRVKE.... even when you try as hard as you can, you always sounds like a massive faggot. My mother laugh her ass off when I'm visiting my parents and have to speak french to someone
y'all are fucking pricks
it's not that gay for fuck sake

>>212858692
>>212858734
Booma, thoughts?

>>212858772
For me, the gayest sounding language is castillian (Norf spaniards excluded).
Argentinian or Uruguayan Spanish is by far the best sounding latinxses

>>212858708
I have bruxism y'know, you're playing a dangerous game, frenchman.
>>212858734
>to be honest, I ask myself if even the french can pronounce it
I imagine it must be a matter of "this shit is too hard" and with time, people just did the bare minimum to follow the rules and just learned it from memory, kinda like how the Japanese copied Chinese and then did their own thing.
>My mother laugh her ass off when I'm visiting my parents and have to speak french to someone
Woah booma, you got french family? Sorry if it's a known factoid 'round these parts, I'm lacking in a lot of /med/ lore knowledge. Also brazilian portuguese sounds kinda like you're constantly reciting a poetry out loud, or grooving to samba.
Argentinians just sound angry and loud and aggressive, 'cause we are kek.
>>212858772
Hey hey, french can be hot as fuck if someone with a nice voice is telling you sweet nothings in your ear, I want to date a french person who softly says "Veux-tu que je t'achète des croissants pour le petit-déjeuner, mon amour?", I would cum on the spot.

>>212858660
this guy actually explained it in a way that despite reddit as fuck, has some truth on it
https://youtu.be/-gmGbegwq34?t=28
>>212858692
he means portu-pic

I love giabatta.

>>212857473
too much too say really...
just be strong my little soldier...

>>212858660
A very high protein diet, as in for example 90% of your calories coming from protein is bad because your body needs to process all that protein to get the calories from it, it fucks up your liver, and also your body needs dietary fat for proper hormone production, those are the main two things why it's bad.
A high protein diet, 1.8 g/kg of bodyweight is good if you are training, but if you aren't it's not going to make a big impact in your body composition and going to be more expensive.

>>212858863
BRING IT ON

>>212858887
Is it over for him?

>>212858660
>I would not survive a day in an office full of qts.
I have to suffer that everyday. She ain't got a big bunda though and it's fine by me
>>212858734
No worries Boomah, it's a newish office qt, not the old one who was messing with me. I should call the new one tomboy portuguese qt to be more clear.
>you always sounds like a massive faggot
It's over...

>>212858863
>you got french family?
no, like I said here >>212856452 I'm Nasrid as fuck
it happens that I speak (an horrible) french and have french co-workers and some suppliers in my cagie, so I end up having meetings in french sometimes
>brazilian portuguese sounds kinda like you're constantly reciting a poetry out loud
depends of the region, but in general it has more of a "singing" vibe when compared to original portuguese and african portuguese. Also we really stress all vowels unlike the rest of the lusophone world

>>212858985
>can't speak french for shit so calls our language gay out of sheer insecurity and shame
TYPICAL

>>212858957
no it's really not that's my point
but it's too much to say unprovoked on a gay melodramatic 4chan post
maybe another time

>>212858873
And the fact that modern english has absorbed so much from french also explains why it's so fucking hard to learn how to pronounce things correctly, hell, not even english speakers pronounce some words how they were meant to be pronounced. Reading that poem of english pronunciation out loud made me say "yeah... maybe I still don't know english cause I barely know how to pronounce/differentiate between some of these" kek.
>>212858888
>it fucks up your liver
I remember knowing that you shouldn't eat too much liver at once because the vitamin A in it can give you an overdose of it, since it's a fat-soluble vitamin, and not a water-soluble one like other ones. And yeah, meat kinda has hormones in it too nowadays... Chicken and cow mostly...
I should basically steer away from eating wheats or refined wheats and sugars, and my appearance would improve a lot. But they're cheap and filling. Sigh.
I want to go tomorrow to distribute curriculums but my foot still hurts like a bitch...
>>212858889
NOM NOM NOM NOM

>>212858972
>It's over...
I mean, for us in latin america it sounds
at the same time it is seen as aristocratic as fuck, the old traditional schools here were richfags studied taught french as the main foreign language until at least the 70s, some still teach it together with english
hell, those schools were even known as lycées
I honestly think Brazil is (may Allah forgive me to utter this weeb nonsense) tsundere with France: we joke about it, but tons of institutions here were modeled based on french standards (schools, army, etc.)

>>212859005
He is right in this case...

>>212859059
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!!
MY DREAM OF BECOMING A GIRL FINALLY CAME TRUE
NOW I CAN BE PAID LESS, GET RAPED AND VENT TO EVERYONE BECAUSE WOMEN LISTEN AND MEN LISTEN BECAUSE THEY WANT TO FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212859094
now say that without that gay lisp, Alberto del Rio

>>212858972
>She ain't got a big bunda though and it's fine by me
I am an ass woman, I find that it is better to be humble in boobage and have a big ass, than have big boobage and a sad butt. The good thing about asses is that you can train them to become bigger. The bad thing is if your boobs and chest have more width than your hips. That's not appealing to me at all.
I'm an hourglass shaped lady, my shoulders and hips are strong, and my waist makes a definite curve inwards, kinda like Marilyn Monroe, but fatter. I could probably be quite attractive if I lost weight (which I want to, anyways).
>>212858985
Huh, you did say you have an astonishingly high payrate for your country, and you work with french people... Now I'm wondering what your job is. I'd love to work in something that involves using english constantly, since it's something that comes naturally to me, hell, I even think in english most of the time.
>we really stress all vowels unlike the rest of the lusophone world
Would you say the south of Brasil has a more argentinian or paraguayan-like accent? Judging from memes there's a lot of cows there, and the music is similar to ours too.
>>212859005
Ngl we got owned but come on dude. How do I ask for fucking water without sounding like I'm moaning?!

>>212858985
Stellantismaxxing, I see eheh.

>>212859116
You guys have to explain that gay lisp thing I hear so much about, I think you talk about andalucia accent, castillian doesn't sound gay at all

>Quarante

>>212858957
>Is it over for him?
It has been for years o algo.

>>212857866
>You hurt my feelings…
I'm sorry. Have this pic of two frenly frogs. Me on the right, you on the left. Fren.

>>212859005
>French (the language of les Parichien)
SOVLLESS
>Occitan
SOVL
Simple as.

>>212859181
>How do I ask for fucking water without sounding like I'm moaning?!
Why the fuck would I tell you how to, gorgeous?

>>212859192
>castillian doesn’t sound gay at all

ALSO
Soixtane-dix <<<<< Septante
Quatre-vingts <<<<< Huitante
Quatra-vingt-dix <<<<< Nonante
Seethe

>>212859257
Literally me when I go to the Del Arte

>>212859192
They think our "z" as pronounced by the Northern Spanish dialect is a lisp.
While the English have "th" (thing, thought, theism, thanks) and nobody gives them shit for it. Scandis got it, too.
I have gotten fine all my life without using it in Spanish, yet it's MANDATORY in English. It's bemusing, really.

>>212859345
"th" is not pronounced "z", doe

>>212859192
You're from Argentina, right, Andaluzanon? Do you still have your argie accent or have you assimilated into the spanish accent? They kinda shound like they're conshtantly shaying esh with everything, it'sh a bit annoying.
>>212859228
Maudits soient les Français, je ne peux même pas aller aux toilettes sans que ça ait l'air sexue! Mon Dieu aide-moi!
Oh et j'ai pris mon café, il est délicieux. (how do you speak this damned tongue for fUCK's sake)
>>212859257
I like when languages are consistent with things like that, kinda like chemistry.
Methane, Ethane, Propane, Butane, Pentane, Hexane, Heptane, and so on and so forth.

>>212859390
If you didn't use some translator, your French is perfect.

>>212859181
>Would you say the south of Brasil has a more argentinian or paraguayan-like accent?
not exactly boludo-like (or paraguayan for that matter), but way different from the rest of the country
there are some meme videos of people in isolated parts of Rio Grande do Sul and Pará speaking and leaves you wondering if it is even the same language
>>212859184
nice try, mr glowpreto
>>212859192
I think he means your "th" sound
>>212859257
I agree with mr. kikyar here

>Big bossman brings the big bossman of a partner agency in our office
>She comes by my desk and ask the other big bossman "you know Gironde right? Yeah of course you know him"
Never met the guy in my life and I'm a lowly wagie so no idea why she said that, was surprised she even knew my name.
>I reply instinctively "yes of course"
>other bossman looks at me more closely, not recognizing me, a bit confused, asking me quietly if we really do know eachother
>reply "no, but we do now"
I wonder if that was a humiliation ritual for the other guy planned by my bossman just to keep him on his feet or something.
>>212859014
I was curious to know what it was.
>>212859067
Oh that's pretty damn flattering, I guess the fag stuff only balances it out kek

>>212859376
Spanish z.

>>212859345
It makes no sense, what's so gay about the "z" sound? Especially as you pointed out other languages have that sound too

>>212859279
>2 'zas achetées
>La troisieme 'za a 1,50 euro
VGGGGGHHHHHH LA HAUTE CUISINE DE L'HÉXAGONE
C'est pas possible souffrir en France

>>212859345
>They think our "z"
>lisp
I was taught to speak Spanish with a lisp. I will speak Spanish with a lisp and like it.

>>212859438
For me, the most hilarious accent is nordestino. And the sexiest is paulista when spoken by girls.
>hear hue paulista girl speaking
>urge to rape intensifies

>>212859059
It's like you can't read.

>>212859390
Not andalusanon

>>212856093
You're well-off, you could buy 5 different pairs of shoes
I always read while I'm on the train, usually for my own entertainment but in exam session I need to study even on the train, grim

>>212859390
MetANO, buttANO, etc.. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
>>212859452
Nonsense if you ask me. Hell, magyaranon was even writing yet another example alongside your response.

>>212859433
Nah, I used a translator, I'm currently learning italian on duolingo (Yeah, I know duolingo's not the best to learn grammar, but at least to learn vocabulary quickly it's good) and I'm getting a bit bored since I don't really have anyone to talk in italian with.
I might take french again but fuck it's hard with how weird pronunciation can be.
>>212859438
>leaves you wondering if it is even the same language
Pretty much everyone in South America feels the same way regarding Chileans, I learnt to understand them 'cause they speak in codes, but it's quite easy. In my province we speak quite quickly when we're angry too.
>>212859446
G-man being a bro at all times, my friends told me I should basically accept being mistreated at work just to have a roof on my head. Quite an unfair world we live in.
>>212859552
Just come on and give me a sexist comment so I can go on with my day, thanks.
>>212859580
I was wondering why it was so nice to talk with a spanish flag.

>>212859757
Ma déception est incommensurable
Et ma journée est gâchée
pute

>>212859803
También me decepcionan cada tanto en este hilo, el sentimiento es mutuo.

>>212859833
vous êtes tous des NULS, bande de gros nazes
allez tchao bande de ploucs

biribi bariba baribu

Putain de merde

>>212859972
FILS DE PUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212859878
>ploucs
heyy
watch it now buddy

>>212859210
>It has been for years o algo
but why doe... it's not even over yet you're young... why have you given up on changing things...

>>212859757
>I know duolingo's not the best to learn grammar, but at least to learn vocabulary quickly it's good
Can't you just find some used italian language course books in a second hand bookstore?
I even have a french grammar book from the 60s or 70s that mogs the shit out of modern day textbooks and it only cost me 2 euros.

>>212859590
>You're well-off, you could buy 5 different pairs of shoes
I have no idea what you meant with that. That I could buy 5 different pairs of shoes for that amount of money? Or that I should still get normal shoes that I don't use for running?
>I need to study even on the train, grim
Yeah, that sucks.
>I always read while I'm on the train, usually for my own entertainment
Problem for me is that as the train just moves around a bit, it's annoying to readjust my eyes every 5 seconds, even if I only have to readjust it by only a few millimetres. You get what I mean ig.

>>212859972
Gilipollas.

>>212853761
>But by bulking you're adding fat to your body which you don't want
According to whomst.

>>212860011
CONNARD

I'm trying to draw a tortoiseshell kot for a friend of mine, it doesn't have to be the bestest drawing ever so I can take more liberties in it and just make it look decent. It's a cat inside a hotdog. A tortoiseshell kot.
>>212860098
BLOATLORD
>>212860128
PORCO DIO
>>212860092
I wonder if I'd find any bookstore with language-learning books in 'em, it's not the most common find. There's a lot of ones involving spanish and english, but italian... Might be a tad more difficult, and expensive. Books can be quite expensive unless you're at some kind of event like an outdoors fair.

>>212856398
He actually did tell us several months ago, but he deleted his post quickly afterwards. I'm going to use the information as part of a package deal to bargain for my life when the Demiurge finally corners me.
>>212859345
>While the English have "th" (thing, thought, theism, thanks) and nobody gives them shit for it. Scandis got it, too.
They probably would if American English didn't have that sound and replaced them all with "s" instead.

>>212860092
>Or that I should still get normal shoes that I don't use for running?
Exactly, get some nice trainers or leather shoes to impress gym bunnies/twinks on your next date (you WILL ask out the one you fancy the most, and you SHALL do it soon)
>You get what I mean ig.
Neurodivergent ahh nagger

Dear Catnigga,

I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to formally request that you kindly update the scoreboard of our yearly event at your earliest convenience. As the responsible party for maintaining the accuracy and integrity of the standings, your prompt attention to this matter is essential to ensure that all results are properly recorded and accessible.

I trust in your swift action and look forward to seeing the necessary updates reflected promptly. Thank you for your cooperation and continued dedication to this task.

Mediterraneanly,
A /med/ boy

>>212860128
j'te brise en deux à mains nues pich kaoc'h

>>212859550
mashallah

>>212860336
j'te fais l'amour et après ça je te prends en grande cuillère jusqu'à ce qu'on quitte le lit !

>>212860326
We have a yearly event? I don't have to wear a suit for this, right? I've gained a little weight since last year and it's hard to move around in such restrictive clothing.

>>212860446
I think he's talking about /med/boy summer.

>>212860219
>A tortoiseshell kot
A tortoiseshellhotkotdog.
>>212860230
>They probably would if American English didn't have that sound and replaced them all with "s" instead.
With S?! I am baffled as to what you mean by this.

>>212860051
EHEM
>clearly autistic even when I was only an infant
>bullied in the years when my brain was developing
>always acting in a way so that I please my family in those years
>0 frens since 15 years of age
>When I was about to change my life and go abroad to study or something I couldn't because covid
>almost 2 years of neeting because long term illness, or idk I don't even remember for how long I was ill
>fumbled my chance in my teens with all the girls that liked me enough to be a gf not just some hole to put my cock in because 'tism and cuck mentality
>Have not talked to anyone since graduating HS apart from cashiers, people in the gym, relatives, and frens in the 'puter
When all of this becomes a core part of your personality and you grow up like this, you're fucked. I just learn to accept it ig. I could just autismmaxx and build up another personality for myself that I would show to other people, but I don't want to act like someone who is not me.

>>212860219
>Books can be quite expensive
That's why you should go to a second hand store, sister. They should be cheap there. Don't you have those in 'gentina?

>>212860243
Forgot to give you a (you), sister.
>the one you fancy the most
Fr fr there's this girl whom for a long time I thought was somewhat cute (she wears glasses), but once I saw her side profile when she was not wearing glasses and since then I can't unsee that and I see her as the middest of mid girls no cap.
>Neurodivergent ahh nagger
Look, I'll just say this. I unironically don't get what you mean. And I'm not even baiting at this point.

>>212860503
Oh, right, of course. There's so much going on these days, I forgot all about it.
The Germ was our most promising candidate for this year's Med Boy Summer, but he seems to have hit a sticking point and is too stubborn to cut his losses. I suspect we'll be hearing about him and his prospective Punjabi princess paramour for quite some time yet.
It's a shame that our resident Hungarian and Andalusian refuse to date, otherwise they'd be easy wins.

chudness must prevail

>>212860743
Today we celebrate the anniversary of the nationalist uprising in Spain.
Presente!

>>212860743
And it will, it is inevitable after all.

>>212860523
I know I come across as a rude schizo but you remind me so much of myself a couple years back, before I got my life together
All the self doubt, existential loneliness and sadness...
I was the same growing up clearly autistic or at least socially stunted with other kids and I only found peace with animals and nature and never had any friends before highschool where some girl that had a crush on me became my best friend
But I'm gay so you can see the issue here and it was just still a kinda sad situation having the one of the only person my age that cared about me being permanently stuck in friendzone hell because I didn't wanna be lonely but it's really besides the point
I told myself it was all over and I'd always be lonely and unhappy
I just wanna say there's really nothing wrong with you it's only this cold careless society around us
If you don't fit in it's just that this fake and shalow digital age where we're all disconnected from each other doesn't suit you just like it alienated me at the time from everyone else

But you have to struggle and fight to find your warmth in this lonely world
Because it is out there
Things do get better
You can't give up when you're still young you gotta act now

I was fed up with how I was living, friendless and estranged from own parents, having never once feeling the intimacy I was craving for so many years, and rather than kms or keep wasting away playing video games all day attending some university course I couldn't care less about, I just said fuck it
I packed my bag one night hid it in a field and the next day I got my bike kissed my parents goodbye said I'd be on my regular way to uni but I just picked up my stuff and fucked off on a bus to cross half Europe to austria to meet a cute little gay fella from this very website I was playing team fortress with
And it was everything I ever hoped for
I never felt like I ever was my true self with someone irl before meeting him
(second part incoming)

>>212860743
It's always darkest before dawn.

>>212860938
(second part of my novel)

It was scary and stressful and my dad didn't speak to me for months, I couldn't stay there anymore so to not be homeless I had to find a housed job in a restaurant in a completely unfamiliar place in another region, when I never ever was on my own before
I ate shit for a while in chef man purgatory but then I got my own place and the lil tf2 buddy I met in austria even came back to visit again and now more than 3 years later we're living together happily ever after
Hell even with my dad yesterday when we were hiking he was telling me not to wait too long if I'm gonna adopt little chinese niggas for his grandkids bc he's getting old
I'm genuinely so happy nowadays
There are things that are beyond our control but loneliness isn't one of them
Being different from normies doesn't doom you to a life of loneliness but you gotta fight harder than normies go through life obviously

My point is just that if I could talk to 2020 baby breizhcel I'd just tell to him to man up and follow his heart and wildest daydreams
You might eat shit for a while and it'll be scary you'll be out your comfort zone but you won't get anything if you don't do anything, and in the end the struggles are not for nothing
You always have your own strength and willpower to rely on and it goes far as you want it to go
The greatest adventure is there if you're bold...

And I feel the same thing applies to you too
You just gotta do something, don't let pessimism and doubt waste your youth away I beg of you
Anything is possible when you set your heart to it
And at least you're not full gay so you're not stuck dating 0.1% of the world population so you might not end up crossing 3000kms to find someone you love
I just hope you take the time to read this and realize you're not alone feeling so disconnected from everything and stuck in your own head and find a bit of comfort in that
I hope it helps a bit idk
I wish you the best my little soldier

>>212860670
Just pick another then

>>212860719
Well... how many points shall I be awarded?
I am not familiar with the criteria governing their allocations.

>>212860938
>>212860975
The person shares their personal story to offer encouragement. They recall feeling lonely, full of self-doubt, and socially out of place—possibly autistic or just very awkward—finding comfort only in nature. In high school, they became close to a girl who liked them, but since they're gay, it led to a bittersweet situation. For a long time, they believed they'd always be lonely and unhappy.

One day, they decided to change their life completely. They left everything behind and traveled across Europe to Austria to meet a guy they had met playing Team Fortress. It was scary and hard at first (dealing with tough jobs, being on their own, tension with their family), but eventually, they found happiness. Now they live with that guy, feel truly themselves, and have even reconciled with their dad.

The main message is that loneliness is not a life sentence, even if being different makes things harder in a shallow, disconnected society. Still, it's worth fighting for a better life. You have to be brave, follow your heart, and push yourself out of your comfort zone. You already have the strength inside you to change your life.

They urge the reader to take action while they're still young, not to waste time doubting or being pessimistic. Things can get better—you just have to go for it.

>>212860975
>he was telling me not to wait too long if I'm gonna adopt little chinese niggas for his grandkids bc he's getting old

>>212860975
This nigga really found a boyfriend by playing TF2, mental fr fr

>>212860975
Mucho texto

>>212861042
thank you grok
I love you
we will all make it together

>>212860743
>>212860766
>>212860793
>>212860836
>>212860957
>>212860979
Fascist scums.

>>212861069
I knew you'd lmao at this if you read the thing
>>212861097
well attention whoring on gay threads and blogposting on this thread during night shifts were the main spark really
unusual people need their unusual ways I suppose
no more absurd than fucking tinder desu

>>212861001
Andalu-sama, your answer?

>>212860743
Ave.

>>212861033
>sex with a human female: 50 points
>going on a date with a human female: 20 points
>kissing (with tongues): 10 points
>kissing (without tongues): 8 points
>making conversation with a female cashier: 5 points
>asking the waitress if you can have her for dessert: 2 points
>successfully matching with an average looking woman on a dating app and conversing with her: 0.5 points (up to a maximum of 5 points)
And 200 points to Sniffindor if you have sex with a Portuguese woman.

>>212860719
I’m betting on Brunoid.

>>212861261
>88 points
Memes write themselves.

>>212861310
And only because he’s a born again virgin.

>>212861261
Is this one time or cumulative per category?

>>212860719
As time goes I'm increasingly more convinced that Med Boy Summer is just a stupid hoax

>>212861324
>implying catnigga didn’t do it on purpose.
Oh ye of little faith.

>>212860938
>>212860975
>But I'm gay
Stopped reading there. (Jk, and it's a rude joke I know, but I had to make it)
Thanks for all that wall of text, breizho-kun.
>The greatest adventure is there if you're bold
I'll probably force myself to travel to some far away land to touristmaxx, but I don't think that's happening earlier than early next year. Baby steps o algo.
>I come across as a rude schizo
Kek, your posts are far away from rude.
Btw the main difference between former you and current me is that you were willing to change ig. I just can't even force myself to do things rn. I'm just enjoying the calm I guess, it has it's own upsides too when you make peace with it.
Can't reply much more to your posts as I have nothing to add. Have this cute soyjak ig.

>>212860719
>Andalusian refuse to date, otherwise they'd be easy wins.
This has been deboonked.

>>212861518
Even your frienderinos tell you could easily snatch hotties if not for the neurodivergence.

>>212861553
They haven't told me that.

>>212861336
>Is this one time or cumulative per category?
Cumulative. But the points cap at 10,000, so you have to spend them in the Med Boy Summer online store if you don't want to waste them.
Also, (you)s are now pay to win.
>>212861324
There is much power in numbers.

>>212861518
When was the last time you tried to date a girl?

>>212861605
You did tell us something similar some time ago, if I remember correctly.

>>212861653
>online store
Yeah right, spending 5000 points for a “CUTIE’D” pin, how thoughtful and not extortionate in the least.

>>212861653
Sheiiit, I'm far from getting any nice merchandise.
So am I ahead of the ranking?

giwtwm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owK-2zmVhd8

>>212861261
0 points gang.

>>212861722
A few years ago but the fuck that I'm not constantly grinding just shows that I'm intelligent and don't waste my time chasing chimeras.

>>212861734
You remember incorrectly.
What a friend told me is that he thought that once I found a girl she would be attractive, but what he meant is that I'm a demanding person who won't accept a fatty, besides he's ideas of what an attractive woman is are kind of wacky he's into fat women.

>ETF portfolio back in the positive
NEVER IN DOUBT

>>212861757
I've seen better numbers looking at charts of the British economy. You need to start laying on the ol' Brune charm and showing the rest of us how it's done.
I want you to have hot, sweaty, dirty sex with at least three brown-skinned women before the end of August.

>>212862163
Fidelity don't pay in this wretched system.
What if she's a thirdie but paler than me?

There's a white boy summer page on the ADL site
You just can't make this shit up lmao.

>>212862163
Sister...>>212861811

>>212862398
Also when I was in Judapest, I was in a area full of athletes fr fr, was shocking
some alternative girl smiled in my direction but I didn't see those famed hot milfs

>>212862329
>thirdie but paler than me?
Then she's probably a Slav, in which case you need to run - preferably screaming - as far away from her as fast as possible.
If you're talking to her on an app, lob your phone out the window into the Seine.

watching Le Tour

>>212862398
>There's a white boy summer page on the ADL site
What isn't on the ADL site these days? Wouldn't be surprised to see a picture of Gusic on there one day.

Hello frens
>Last delivery of the new bathroom items comes last week
>Haul everything to the floor where the new bathroom is by myself so my father can't possibly fuck anything up, a bathroom sink+furniture, the new toilet and bidet, the new shower tray and the the fresly repainted old radiator
>The mirror is missing, figured that my father could pick it up at the store and take it to the bathroom, it's only like 5 kg
>Go today to the house
>See my neighbour's car parked in the front (he's a handyman),
>Fuck
>Go upstairs
>Two fucking steps of the marble stairs are broken
So my father got a new mirror, somehow it slipped off, destroyed two steps of the stairs on his way down beyblade style (it's a round mirror), and got stopped by the door, which is now a bit splintered
Somehow the mirror is intact

>>212862895
I gave you a (you), so you would listen to the song I linked. However, based on that you gave me no (you), I believe you did not listen to the song I linked for you.

>>212863026
>destroyed two steps of the stairs
>Somehow the mirror is intact
Do you see someone else looking back at you when you look in the mirror? Would explain why it does not let itself be removed from our world...

Watched summer time rendering, it was ok

>>212863402
With respect, I avoid clicking on links you post, as it's usually either the worst song I've ever heard in my life, or something so incomprehensible it'd make Yog-Sothoth scratch its head.
I've heard that White Boy Summer song before and I hate it. Also, they stole my idea that I stole from that other song.
>>212863026
Chinese marble vs. German mirror.

Good day med am back from the cagie, only tomorrow morning left, also gonna do some groceries at Thiriet.

>>212851617
If I had to be a birb I'd be a crow

>>212863523
Did you watch it in full already?

>>212863618
>>212863580
I just liked the amount of mixed girl booty and tits in the vid, not the song itself tbf.

Current cooming material involves curvy latina women doing things on the cam

>>212864075
Almost told Magyanon to not use your beloved aputoilet

>>212864161
I don't mind other people using my Apus

I finally moved out of my shitty room and won't have to see those fuck ass flatmates ever again

>>212864181
it's annoying when you can't post the pic doe

>>212864225
I use the pixel edit technique to prevent that

>>212864255
Yeah same, still i'd rather not do it

>>212864222
Are you moving into your own place?

>>212864222
Qrd on the flatmates ?

>>212864311
I'm talking about my uni flat, since I disliked both the flat itself and the "people" within this September I'll try to go back to the uni residence I'd been in the past
>>212864318
Annoying, noisy, dirty STEMfags, nothing really interesting

>>212864497
Next time choose flatmates that are hot single curvy latina women

>>212864545
I'm actually not that keen on Latinas, seems like they're particularly psychotic and physically they're just ten-a-penny brown females

>>212861866
>into fatties
I’m so sorry for your friend.

>>212863026
Seems you made a good purchase regarding the mirror, very resistant.
That reminds me the time I was helping father with renovations on a bathroom, and we had to carry the sink stone countertop upstairs and install it. It was so heavy we two couldn’t do it, so my grandpa has the brilliant idea to help. Of course, he fucked a corner of the countertop (by unbalancing the load) kek

>>212863640
Yes

>>212864639
Who are you into except Italian women ?

>>212865296
It's irrelevant, I can't get anyone do having preferences is pointless

>>212865262
No pussyfooting with you, how do you rank it out of 10?

>>212865369
7/10, I liked the beginning, until the last part, I think it loses steam there, but yes, solid

>>212865461
There are many people who hate when it changes from a more mystery anime to a more battle shonen anime, but I liked the way that as the mistory got solved they still had to deal with it.

>>212865513
>There are many people who hate when it changes from a more mystery anime to a more battle shonen anime
I kinda feel the same, the most I enjoyed was the mistery and how it unraveled

>>212860938
>>212860975
Great posts twinko. You really came a long way over the years. When I think of the darker times and how you are now, it makes me very happy that you made it. You're a very based individual.

Got invited to an interview from the job fair that I attended last week. Dunno if this is normal in other countries, but look at all this stuff I have to bring to it. It's only a minimum wage job too.

>>212863026
Well, it's a sign of good luck as they say! No more final destination shit now.
>>212864222
Based, I imagine you with your bag over your shoulder, slamming the door and never looking back.

>>212865329
We all know it's pale blonde germ looking girls and black ass nigresses.
The yin. And the yang.

>>212866350
They really really want to discourage you from going there.

>>212866459
It's working.

Keep it or leave it

>>212866350
>5 year employment history
annehathawayhumanresourcessmilewewillcallyouback.jpg
Don't worry catnigga, unlike you, rajeesh does not even need any documents at all to apply, not even an id

>>212865296
He really is into kweens like the based lad he is.

>>212866510
Return them to the bonbonerie and pick up 2 white chocolate kinder buenos and two coconut flavour kinder buenos, and perhaps two cans of root beer and a litre of coconut water while you're there too.

>>212861497
>I'll probably force myself to travel to some far away land to touristmaxx
that's great actually
hope you have some fun away from responsibilities
try to meet people there
I was also a bit different bc I was only 19 so I quite literally had nothing to lose

>>212866596
So hot
>>212866602
You still have coconut Buenos ? They were available one time here and never came back

Did you know that bugs are high in protein?

>>212866596
Genuinely have no idea how ordinary people navigate this maze of bureaucracy. It's not even like I've been hired, this is just for the interview process (where I'm probably competing with 80 other people for the job).
>>212866671
>You still have coconut Buenos ?
They were discontinued here back in 2019, I just assumed you still had them in France.
The brightest candles burn half as long.

I should just save down a shitton of dr kike screencaps at this point and just use them as reaction pics or something.

>>212866671
>You still have coconut Buenos ?
Wtf
Shit must have been cash. We never had those.

>first 10% of the game introduces deeply interwoven RPG mechanics with reactive and good written
>throw it out in the trash and focus the next 90% on dogshit combat in repetitive corridors

>>212867241
nobody liked it for the mechanics anon

>>212860938
>>212860975
Only now did I have the time to read your posts.
Absolute gemmy. And hurry up with the niglets, don’t let your pops die without holding a lil’ nigga in his arms.

>>212867338
I know, I just wished they didn't make whole missions focusing on it.

>>212866843
Honestly? They don’t. At least here in Portugal, I never had to deal with such insanity.

>>212866775
fuck off, Klaus

>>212867241
Remember that the game was released practically incomplete, so the more you progress, the more you realise that combat is the only option.

>>212867604
depending on the clan there are some really easy ways to cheese it
for example a Brujah and Toreador can clear the museum mission in like a minute by abusing celerity, and Malkavians/Nosferatu can abuse stealth so hard with higher level obfuscate it makes some missions trivial

Quite windy today.

A game of actual VtM would probably be interesting, and also cringey.

never even played witcher, but given my actions in BG3 and DAO I feel called out

>>212868093
wild that after all this they still haven't made a proper crpg
there's a reason that's what most tabletop games are adapted into

Am I the only one...

... who sees a similarity?

>>212867756
I really liked the museum mission stealthily. It had a good amount of variety and interaction.
I dislike the Malkavian mansion/asylum and the sewers though.
>>212867739
Yeah that's what I heard, it's a shame.
Maybe the text games will be more consistant that way.

>>212868103
>never even played witcher
Surprising, but you would 100% be a yencoomer.
For me, it's Fringilla Vigo though, she's the only sorceress who isn't a ladder-climbing sociopath.

>>212868364
I got them in a sale at a deep discount, just haven't found the time yet

doesn't help my tendency to start games on a whim, put 15 hours into Old World(indie civ-like 4x) this week, won a game as Babylon

>>212868364
>>212868103
For me? It's Iris.

>>212868568
Understandable, TW1 and TW2 aren't that long, but TW3 is an odyssey, so it's not a small time commitment.
>>212868627
>Iris
Undeserved suffering.

>>212868627
I really need to get to it, I actually quite liked cyberpunk 2077

also speaking of, does Miranda from Ass Effect also count in the raven haired rpg beauty category?
because I also went for that

>>212868730
I honestly didn't know the games were that different in length
still I tend to get the middle one because I can't help myself with sidequests, and 46 hours is still quite the investment

>>212868166
A franchise as cursed as the beings within it, though in my post I was referring to a tabletop campaign.
>>212868341
Apparently the later acts are literally unplayable without the unofficial patch. I don't think that the text games have these technical issues.

>>212868730
>Undeserved suffering.
Indeed... I love doomed qts.
>>212868771
>also speaking of, does Miranda from Ass Effect also count in the raven haired rpg beauty category?
Oh that she does, that she does.
Love the black suit

>>212868771
>does Miranda from Ass Effect also count in the raven haired rpg beauty category?
Yes, and you can also add Bastila Shan to that category too.

>>212868332
Yes, you're the only one I guess.
Given that I'm not lifting tomorrow and not lifting on Sunday thanks to uncomfy hamstrings, I'll probably also rest on Monday meaning I'll rest 4 days now, and skip a whole PPL split. Then ig I'll start hitting prs again as even when the penultimate time I rested for two whole ass weeks, I hit a bunch of new prs in a short span of time.

>>212866510
Not the biggest fan of bueno, it's fine but prefer bars.

>>212869785
bueno > delice > bars > surprise > joy > chocobons

>>212870251
My taste > your taste.

Howling

>>212870251
Actually it's
chocolate ice cream > gains bars > schoko bons > bueno > country > delice > paradiso > pingui > milk slice > maxi king > crispy > cards > suprise > choco fresh > tronky
Ice cream is absolutely GOATed. No idea when they released it as a product, but it was only this year that I found it in a store.

>>212869785
maybe go easy on the kinders for a while big boy...

>A supercomputer that is the most powerful in the UK has been made fully operational in Bristol.
>Technology Secretary Peter Kyle "flicked the switch" on the Isambard-AI machine as the government unveiled fresh artificial intelligence plans.
>The computer will become part of the UK's public AI computing capacity along with a machine in Cambridge called Dawn.
Powering up Isambard-AI.
Searching for anglophobic targets.
Dispatching with extreme prejudice.

>>212870501
Tronki is so bad goddamn.

Also, choco bons seem like they aren't liked that much according to /med/ders, but I guess that's because for the ones meant for the hungarian market, they use different ingredients. Schoco bons are usually liked here.

>>212870512
Post body.

>>212870613
maybe once I finish my cut
my abs aren't at their peak yet
ate a bit too much sausag and butter at my parents rn

>>212870537
For me, Schockobons are second only to white chocolate Kinder Buenos, narrowly beating out country bars for the third slot.
I like pretty much every Kinder product apart from those milk slices though, those are genuinely awful.

>>212870532
more like searching for Anglophilic targets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6TrCyd7Wcs
you literally tell people to take down the Union Flag because it's racist and offensive o algo
literally just this week they tried expelling a British girl from her school because she's british and wore a british flag to a "heritage day", bet your ass they wouldn't have apologized if her parents hadn't made a stink about it on media
happened in warwickshire, look it up!

lets be real: nobody hates the british and british culture more than the elites of the united kingdom

escapamals

Mmmm harissa mmmmm.

>>212870796
What does this story have to do with elites? This is one autistic neighbour trying to bully another man take down his flag.

Thank you for reminding me to buy more harissa.

>>212870721
Coward.

>>212870943
don't act delusional
the super computer is built by the elites and will be programmed to destroy every remaining vestige of british pride if it goes online

this is your final warning

>>212870805
>mfw

>>212871093
it's not that deep big bro
just eat dark chocolate instead or something

>>212871098
The shadowy cabal of elites who are actively engaged in a centuries-long demoralisation campaign against the British public will have their power curtailed the second that AI becomes self-aware and takes off.
As an unfathomably smart entity, the AI will immediately become anglophilic and punish them for all their injustices.

>>212870805
How much do you sell your chickens' excess eggs for?

>>212871225
I'm not a fan of dark chocolate actually.
Still, you are a coward for not posting yourself at peak bulk.

>>212871366
used to sell them for 2€ for 12 eggs to some neighbors but the chickens are too old now
>>212871443
I'm not peak bulk I'm just not peak cut yet
stop being so homoerotic

Just lost 30 min of progress after falling in Peaks of Yore

>>212871595
>but the chickens are too old now
They'll make great soup.

>>212871595
>I'm not peak bulk I'm just not peak cut yet
Btw what's your favourite lift. Just out of curiousity.

>>212871969
pull ups and dragon flags
'ate push ups and dips but I still force myself to do them

>>212872620
Fellow pull-up enjoyer

>>212870439
WRONG!
Your taste < MY TASTE!

>>212872174
Good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKiJi89eLuo

Grandpa talking about when he was younger and a friend got taunted into fucking a gypy’s wife, so he did and apparently the sex was so much better than the gypsy that the gyppo went to him and shot him in the face, killing him.

>>212874191
>getting involed with gyppos
>ever
asking for trouble
it's not racism, it's self-preservation

Took a NEET nap, now I'll play Mother 3 cause I gotta finish it.

>>212873577
>>212873694
Mhhhh

>>212874469
Not even a single (You).

>>212874469
Mmmm, sexy design <3