Thread 213589711

Smurf edition
Rangeban Canada and fuck jannies subedition

Such an early time for the thread to get nuked.

>>213589763
What I don't understand is nuking the thread instead of banning the retard

Good morning /med/.

>>213589807
Which retard
What happened

>>213589807
>What I don't understand is nuking the thread instead of banning the retard
jannies are lazy please understandu they do it for free

>>213589872
Barneyfag. As soon as he smells any mention of a certain animated cartoon, he comes in and spams the thread to death.
Janners prefer to nuke the thread most of the time.

>>213589807
I don't understand (if we agree at all that the British government should replace parents and usurp their competences) why, instead of developing some non-invasive mechanisms to limit minors' access to content that some group of people arbitrarily deemed inappropriate, they lump all internet users into one basket, applying some presumption of guilt and demanding sensitive information from everyone, forgetting that anonymity exists for a reason...

Moreover, I am fascinated by the fact that many other legislators around the world are doing the same, completely out of the blue, almost at the same time, without any public consultation or debate on the matter...

Went to a Greek place for dinner last night. Cute black waitress gave me a complimentary glass of water with ice after telling her I didn't want anything to drink.

I don't know what game to play /med/

>>213592064
What's your heart telling you?

>>213591820
She wants the d

>>213591458
Lee? How's that guy still alive

Powerful and brave

Why oh why Janny you little shit.

>>213592616
I'll have to go back, the food was great too.

>>213592801
The reaction to this whole thing is akin to a vampire hissing at the sight of a crucifix.

>>213591606
Because of these retards, I can't view certain photos (which don't even include nudity!) on Xitter without prior age verification, even though such puritanical laws don't exist in my country...

>that feeling when the cure is worse than the disease
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1RYVmLFaK8

>>213592064
Do you like FPS games?

>>213592879
New standards of beauty is a morbidly obese black woman, get with the times, Chud

Just weighted myself, I gained 3kg worth of beer chocolate and sausages while I was in Germany, even thought I walked like 15km a day

Who shall I add as the last tribute? I am now out of ideas. I could do Libyanon but it doesn't feel right.
>>213593128
My pp says otherwise.
>>213593285
Welcome to my world, unfortunately.

>>213592801
>>213592879
Popular culture is getting back on track, I see

>>213593324
I think jannies should have their representative

>>213593427
>I think jannies sh-
NO

>>213593427
>>213593481
There is already a tranny

>>213593519
Kek

Good afternoon /med/, I had to take my mum to our home city because her uncle has died, so we went to the funeral home. Right after, we're going to come back to the beach, stopping for lunch and picking my infamous sister at the airport since she has decided to visit us. I hope she matured during her stay in London, but I don't think so.

>>213591458
>Barneyfag
So it's a different person from boringposter?, Canada is definitely a special place.
>>213593324
>Who shall I add as the last tribute?
Flâneur, the one who studies in Madrid.

>>213593622
Oh, and there's the other French one studying on some overseas territory, or is it the same guy?

>>213593849
That's Hérault-anon
Massive groid doe

>>213593849
>or is it the same guy?
No, this guy is Spanish and used to post under Castilla-La Mancha flag. I think he studied philology or sth similar and liked English roses.

>>213593905
Ah right, yes. All these names...
>Massive groid doe
What do you mean?
>>213593968
The name confused me.

>>213593992
Massive normie

>>213593968
That's me.
I love her cute rodent teeth.

>>213589711 (OP)
based edition

>>213594130
Not the only one.
>>213594197
>>213593622
We got a name (website doesn't accept special characters so I had to change the a), an image, and so our last tribute. I shall start it later.

>>213594535
That misspelled "Flâneur" is bothersome, but it is out of my control.

>>213594535
Fantastic work, most images containing a list of /med/ders are outdated at this point

>>213594764
Yeah, I suppose this doubles as a /med/ list.

Good day med it's the week-end.

Final week of 4 days next week and then it's vacations for 10 days

>>213594809
>>213594764
does Steve still post btw?
he was the Portuguese anon who claimed to fuck 24/7, right?

>>213594830
>does Steve still post btw?
No.
>he was the Portuguese anon who claimed to fuck 24/7, right?
Yes.

It's been a while since we've seen Dorf, Garou and Lain

>>213595033
Do you like the bird the I assigned you?

>>213595117
the bird that*

>>213595117
Yeah is that a blue tit ?

>>213595177
I don't know, I just chose a photo semi-randomly because I don't know if you have any preferred birds.

>>213595275
A certain bird that can mimic voices perhaps?

>>213595521
A grey one with its tail dipped in red paint?

>>213596216
Grim.

BUMP

Anime I'll watch :
Toriko
Death Note
Summertime Rending (for Spanish fren)

Also continuing Lupin III

Good evening, sisters. I'm back already.

I need your advice /med/.
I just turned on the pc after being away since Wednesday (turned off power, even disconnected cable from the socket, turned off all the electricity that I need to use the pc), and after it was turned on for like 2 minutes, it started making this "pssssssh" noise, then for the duration of 2 seconds smoke starting coming out of the back of the pc and it smelt like burnt plastic. It works fine just now. Maybe some dust got into the pc from the back where the gpu is, and the fan blew that out when I turned the pc on?
What the actual fuck was that? Might take it to the pc myguy on Tuesday so he checks on it.

Phew. What a day.

>>213601545
Did you check inside the computer to see what part got burned ?

I was very productive today so I could absolutely slack next week.
>>213601545
I'm clueless on hardware shit, might ask Portuchad
>>213594535
Very good stuff and well referenced!

>>213601735
>I was very productive today
I'm proud of you, Gman! Better start the weekend with a delish cuppa tomorrow!

>>213601725
>Did you check inside the computer to see what part got burned ?
No. It werks fine though, so I'm not even sure something got burned. Idk what it was tbf. And it's not like I can just check as if I disassemble the pc I won't be able to reassaemble it fr fr.
>might ask Portuchad
Yeah I thought it was going to be only him who can help me out. Andalussy knows a thing or two about pcs too, but programming is ofc not the same as hardware shit which is something portubro is good at.

>>213594813
Any plans for the 'cations, Momo?

>>213593324
>magyar pic
Howling. He's literally me except for the norwood as I have a head full of hair.

>so I'm not even sure something got burned.
What I meant is that the pc works fine, and I guess it would not work properly if something really got burnt. However, what came out definitely smelt like burnt plastic so idk.

>>213601808
Ethnicity status?

>>213601545
Weird fr fr
An actual bug perhaps

I'm reading one of his novels again, Platform. He's kind of a pervert, but I like his style.

>>213601958
>Better start the weekend with a delish cuppa tomorrow!
Ohhh that I will! I hope you do too.
>>213603073
Just that pic hints to a sexual FREAK

Sitting in a parc rn, so far 7 nigs have passed by, 1 nafri and 2 white peopo.
Genuinely wondering how the great replacement theory isnt common knowledge at this point

>>213603746
>Just that pic hints to a sexual FREAK
desu, Platform isn't that bad, he's just describing vanilla sex with French and SEA qts. But in another one of his novels he talked about black dicks and dog fucking too, so yeah..
have you read his books? He's probably the most famous contemporary French writer desu
>>213603825
well, wypipo just have fewer children apparently, but sure immigration does its thing too.

>>213603825
Took a bus and a train just yesterday and I was the only Spanish on both. Other than the drivers.

>>213604222
checked trips
racist scum post though

>>213603825
>>213604222
C'est fini...se acabó...

>>213604222
>>213604469

>>213604416
How? I'm just posting about things I saw with my own two eyes.

>>213604626
I'm just talking shit, hombre

>>213601545
>burnt plastic
Uh oh.
>still works fine
Try playing a game. Does it run as well as before? If yes, some fan that shat itself. No? Then your GPU died and you’re running on the CPU’s integrated graphics.
Either way shut it down immediately and open it to see where the damage happened. Depending on the place, don’t even turn it on again.

>>213604089
>have you read his books?
Nah never, I read more pleb stuff usually.
Maybe I'll pick one up one day

>>213606061
You should read the first two, I read them last September and they were very good in my opinion

The bloodbath is finally here. Place your bets, because it is about to get ugly.

>>213606757
May the blackest blackie in district 6 win.

>>213601958
There's this new restaurant in town that looks good, I might visit with sister
>>213602313
White I think

>>213606757
My money is on the Greeks. I have learnt never to bet against them.

>>213606757
>tfw Americanette will win

>>213606892
Let’s hope not.

>>213606757
My money will be pumped into district 9, of course

>>213606757
The undesirables land the first kills; Italians not letting their North-South squabbles aside.

>>213607041
>moselle gathers as much food as he can

Some retard started a forest fire

>>213607041
>Argienonette
What an ironic death, lol :D

>>213607093
Borgirs
>>213607171
Looks like the fire I talked last day was also cause by a retard

Seems like the site doesn't truncate, because it left some spaces in front of some names.
>>213607041
Meds have no chill... and are heavy.
>>213607180
Kek indeed.

Slow day huh.

>>213607318
F

>>213607041
Piedini as Nico Pandetta is hilarious

Catnigga always diverting my attention.

>>213607413
We already lost a lot of good ones...
The survivors must band together and avenge them.
Boringposter and the american whore will pay

I hope Blake won't betray me

>>213607325
It's 8:50pm on a Friday night, all the resident thread normies are watching footie at the pub, swapping nudes of their girlfriends with their mates and having loud, politically incorrect conversations about the state of their countries.
>>213607413
As a wise man once said, life does not forgive weakness.

>>213607318
let me show you its features HA HA HA

https://youtu.be/aGg5IbKKKc8

>inb4 i get ACK'd

>>213607318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2x-sVDoDow

>>213607413
They will be avenged!

>Run away
>Make a wooden spear
Gentlemen, I think I'm set to win

>>213607536
Watching footie at the beginning of August? Coincidentally I am but it's just a friendly

>>213607413
Some are abiding by their real life counterpart.
>>213607448
I know kek.

Having intrusive sexual thoughts.

>>213607682
Least homesick Galician be like

Out of all the people whose sex I fucked up lmao. Anyway, revenge, accidents, and lots of hunting.

>>213608034
Some Fs and Ss.

Based twinko

Dead from an infection

>>213608034
We are the most numerous, bois!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsI3osyiJXE

>>213608136
Sabotage and storytelling.

>>213605739
>Depending on the place, don’t even turn it on again.
I guess I'll save the important things to a pehndrive before proceeding fr fr. I think I'm only going to try running a game tomorrow. Would be absolutely grim if the GPU got fucked. Or if I'm still in warranty deadline I might as well upgrade fr fr.

The intrusive sexual thoughts are winning.
Somewhat related, has anyone ever missed out on potential love/sexual relationship merely because they found the partner, put simply, retarded. It has happened quite a few times to me, it would feel like I'm taking advantage of them.
>>213608333
Somehow friends with Catnigga after he ran away from me.

>>213608292
>colacao on pic
You should drink some. It would help with the infection.
t. colacao cero enjoyer

>>213608333
>climbing a tree to rest
Magyarpilled as fuck tbf.

>>213607682
This one hits a little close to him. I think we're being watched.

>>213608333
Catnigga kek.

>>213608475
Sounds like a cat.

>>213608475
>they found the partner, put simply, retarded
Maybe. Le slavic princess gf was dumb as fuck. Had I dated her, I'd say it would not have been taking advantage of her as she's not retarded, but she is just simply so dumb that it's insane. But also dumb in a bimbo way which is sex.

>>213608508
F

>>213608600
Status check.

>>213608659
Breton evil and Spaniard hanky panky.

>>213608475
>Somewhat related, has anyone ever missed out on potential love/sexual relationship merely because they found the partner, put simply, retarded.
No. How retarded are we talking about here? More importantly, how cute were they?
Lots of people are retarded in some ways, but smart in others - e.g., the stereotypical engineering PhD who needs a food help helper to boil noodles in a pot and didn't know until they were 28 that ice cream needed to be refrigerated.
>>213608508
I heard there were shrimps in the water.

>>213608475
Fakecel

>>213608817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWQAKM6Ppi4

>>213608600
Of course I didn't win

>>213608817
The shameless treachery...

>>213609042
The numbers are thinning.

>>213609042
Vouching for catnigga, the evil sociopath.

>>213609042
Ouch! I suffered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBK-7j_K5i0

>>213609098
Of course Dorfanon does that. Also, it seems that all 3 women were killed by the LGBTs.

>>213609239
Well, well, well...

So much pain and treachery...
At least Boringposter and Americanette were wacked

>>213609355
F

>>213609451
Good job, District 5.

>>213609506
Blakeposter has been having it bad for a while. At least he didn't kill himself. The edgelord had that coming lol.

>>213609619
>receives an exploside from an unknown sponsor

>>213609619
>Booma and his priorities.
>Blake snaps.
>Italians snap.
>District 5 takes a hit.
>Croatwink probably saw the result of the boom.

>>213608544
I'm amazed it's so realistic. I've barely done anything and I'm still alive.
>>213608595
I don't think I can put into words what actually goes on in my head. I do find most people rarted, but maybe I feel bad about possibly having sex with said women. Maybe I should just have it when there's a chance and stop feeling bad. I might have been raised too moral when it comes to sex.
>>213608877
>How retarded are we talking about here?
Probably less retarded than I think they are. Just women who were very innocent or seemed innocent.
>More importantly, how cute were they?
Decent I guess, I'm no Cavill. Definitely out of my league (fat, hairy, balding slob).
>>213608914
Everyone's a fakecel, you can find plenty of women who will want to have sex with you on the internet.

>>213609787
F

>>213609849
Calm before the storm?
>>213609831
Kek. Sidenote, you extraflags-using Spaniards confuse me a bit. I only instantly recognise Andalusianon.

>>213609969
Calm before the storm indeed, damn.
>>213609831
You were saying?

>>213610093
The end is near.

>>213609969
I think I'm the one with the most flags. If I'm not posting under the current ones I'm posting under Madrid flags from my desktop.
>>213610093
I could never hurt another human. Although sometimes I've gotten certain defensive urges.

>>213610212
F

>>213610240
I'll try to keep that in mind. We don't talk much, so that doesn't help either.
>>213610273
Bets?

I gotta speed this up.
>>213610361
Jew love, and possible big mistakes.

>>213607413
Going out in the first one... I'm such a loser.

>>213610425
What a fumble.
>>213610442
Lol.

>>213610361
>Bets?
Plato gives winning vibes

>>213607041
>camping equipment
Holy based

>>213607318
Piedini you nigger

Also kek at andalu sala being killed by Uber normie

>>213607682
Least depressed maltese

>>213608333
Didn't Steve and Moselle had pic where they were fren

>>213610507
Steve is going to win

>>213610361
Doesn't help that I had been gone for months before I came back. Happens quite a lot with me.

>>213610507
F

>>213610693
Sad.

>>213610693
He has been granted the grace of eternal sleep

>>213610569
Yeah, I suppose.
>>213610562
Hmm.
>>213610550
>Didn't Steve and Moselle had pic where they were fren
Dunno. Yours and Piedini's demise was hilarious.

>>213610863
DISTRICT 8 MASTER RACE!

>>213610863
I can already tell Magyar will kill me for not having gone to the gym.

>>213610863
Hmm, the Red Dragon and Hannibal Lecter.

>>213610996
One last status check.

>>213608508
Based gattonegro

>>213609787
Croatwink not investigating his lover death

>>213611051
Teasing slut

>>213610965
...
>>213611051
Welp.

>>213611193
With Jews, you win.

>>213611193
We have a winner!

>>213611193
This says a lot about society. He got me with a explosive pager.

>>213609042
I was literally talking about how I preferred maces over swords just yesterday in /med/: >>213564263

It knows. Cover your webm cameras. Wrap your loved ones in aluminium foil and lock them inside faraday cages.

>>213611269
Placements.
>>213611235
If you are one.

>>213611269
<3

>>213611270
Bombastic victory!

>>213611269
Total Jewish Victory!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY

Thanks for the effort Maltabro, that was fun

Good night, sisters.

>>213611269
Wanted to go to bed half an hour earlier, but I was curious about who was going to win. Thought I was going to die by the 3rd round latest fr fr.

>>213611317
Sometimes it gets things eerily accurate to the IRL stuff.
>>213611329
Summary. The End.

>>213611329
>>213611340
Good job indeed!

>>213611403
Fucking hell why did he do that to me

>>213611392
Good thing you stayed awake then hehe.

>>213611269
Holy fuck

The game was rigged from the start

I killed myself on the first night. Disappointing.

>>213611502
as long as you don't kill yourself in real life it's all good mate

>>213611502
We'll do another sometime to get another shot!

>>213611495
The game must've detected the image.
>>213611438
Which of you are you?

>>213611329
>place a group of diverse individuals in a highly-competitive situation where they're forced to betray and kill their fellow man constantly
>the only two jews come in first and second place
What sorts of conclusions can be drawn from this data do you think?

>>213611537
Yeah.
>>213611574
It is funny, in a way.
>>213611589
With Jews? You lose.

I must be a marrano if I came in third then.

A tale of friendship, violence and loss...

>>213611392
Sleep well, sister
Hopefully the potential hardware issue is less serious than it seems

>>213611589
Stop glorifying Nazis! :D

I'll hold to the saved list for a while.
>>213611712
>>213612036
Kek.

The price, apart from staying alive.

>>213612223
Just got a call from management asking me to specify the price is indeed JUST the milkshake, NOT the girl

>>213612422
The girl? Come on now let us be reasonable. Of course it is the milk..shake.

Ok, that was fun, even if doing it on the phone is a tad annoying, but I managed. Goodnight.

>>213612223
>>213612422
>>213612513
Nice girl indeed :D

>>213612775
Enjoy your dreams, brother!

>>213612106
>Stop glorifying Nazis! :D
Someone's going to get donked on the head with a mace again.

>>213611193
FUCKEN JEWENSTEINS

>>213611270
Kek

>>213611317
I knew it was you in the weapons ‘tism thread.

>>213612223
Good prize(s).

>>213613778
>posting an image of a jrpg
I simply feel disappointment, catnigga.

>>213608475
For me it's a big turnoff if she's retarded.
>>213611329
Cool, at least I made it it the top10.