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Good morning /med/.

Good morning, sisters.

>>213491662
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>>213491662
Das right.

>>213491720
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>>213491720
tl;dr, Israel worshipper.

Remember that photo of green Malta? Here's how things look like after the change in season.

>>213492084
I love the difference kek. This winter was rather rainy, so things got quite green this year.

>>213492084
Boschetto/10

>>213491687
Buenos días.

I keep spending my days playing Mein Kraft
>>213492116
That's good, now please make a circle over your house

>>213493041
My launcher won't load, but that's probably for the best.

>>213493070
>but that's probably for the best.
Yeah, the game is a time drain like paradox games

Lol at the pic

>Go to a pizzeria ran by Italians
>One of the workers (probably the boss) is living in Spain for 35 years
>Claims to be a fascist and that his grandpa fought for Franco in the Spanish civil war
Molto basato if you ask me.

Also decided to play bingo. Such is the good life!

>go to the ward
>stop thinking about alcohol
>got into smoking instead

Hello medsters, calm day at the office. Burnt myself at the climbing gym yesterday and going again this evening.
One of the things that take your mind off women.
>>213493328
Based, based, double based all around!
>>213493346
Crazy that you still got phone access, asylums ain't what they used to be. Back then, they would have turned your brain to mush while now you're hunting for crazy pussy and smoking cigs instead. Shameful.

I hate my bank and their stupid nonsense apps.

>>213493837
I like my bank app, makes it easier to manage it all. I can send money in a few clicks and budget my expenses.

>>213493907
I factory resetted my phone a while ago and now I can't use my cards for online payments because the security app thinks that my cards are still enrolled with my phone because I forgot to unenroll them prior to the reset and I don't want to call them. Funnily enough, this issue only presents itself when paying someone local.

Today's gymcel sesh:
1x3 24 kgs, 1x8 + 1x7 + 1x6 22 kgs db shoulder press
1x7 18 kgs deficit db shoulder press
failed warmup on ohp machine (wanted to try it again, ofc it still hurts because of my frame)
failed warmup on snatch grip ohp (cleaning that shit sucks ass, I might try again in the future except lifting it straight from the rack instead of cleaning it)
1x8 32,5 kgs, 1x7 + 1x6 33,75 kgs unilateral machine incline bench
1x6 32,5 kgs, 1x9 + 2x8 30 kgs tricep extensions
4x10 50 kgs machine lat raise
2x2 kilomeme jog
It was an okay sesh and I really enjoyed doing front delts before chest, but I should have added some sets of abs too in hindsight.

>>213493328
>Claims to be a fascist
Zased. Even more zased that he holds those views in Spain despite not being Spanish.

>>213493346
>got into smoking instead
Stop while you still can.

>>213493837
Unlucky. While the pc UI of the bank sucks ass, the phone UI is goated and it takes me less than a minute to do what I want.

>>213493995
>and I don't want to call them.
Just call them...

>>213493328
Retarded boomers

>>213493837
I HATE this fucking shit
worst of all is the fucking french digital ID
doesn't even work on my phone bc I got a huawei
why the fuck would the french government create some spyware that doesn't even function without google services an american service
De Gaule same me

>>213493070
>>213493328
>>213494217
Fascist scum.

>>213494217
Did you feel noticeably stronger in shoulders when doing them first?

>Sorry, this doctor doesn't take new patient

>>213494469
>Did you feel noticeably stronger in shoulders when doing them first?
Yeah. I usually do 2-3 reps with 22 kgs if I already did some sets of incline bench beforehand. Today I managed to hit a new pr at 24 kgs but it's the first time I hit front delts first, so it was to be expected that I could add 2 kgs. And with the same weight I usually do 2-3 reps today I managed to do 8.
Machine incline bench felt like shit afterwards though but it's a piece of shit machine so I should not be surprised.
I think I'll stick to the 6 front delt -> 3 chest -> 4 triceps + 4 side delts superset workout plan for 3-4 weeks now as I unironically enjoyed it a lot. I'll drop machine incline bench though and probably opt for deficit db incline bench instead. And ofc I'll add abs too maybe in the form of superset with incline bench.
And one more thing, I'll probably do the 6th set of shoulder press in the form of deficit shoulder press, but I'll ask myguy2 to check whether I'm fucking up myself with this lift in the long term or not. Basically the bottom of the ROM is reached when the wrists are just above nipple level.

>>213494396
So tiring.

>flies in your room and aggressively keeps launching itself at your monitor

Remember this gem? I discovered that I can fit all of our prime ministers and presidents in the 24-man setup. Anyone taking bets?

>>213494749
I wanted to make an edish with medders in it recently, but i'm le busy
A penny on Alfred sANT
>mfw abela detonates explosives

>>213494749
Alfred Sant will win no cap. He's a Sa(i)nt after all.

I'll wait a little bit more until I proceed.
>>213494812
>I wanted to make an edish with medders in it
That came to mind.

>>213494749
Anti-Anglo-Maltese start.

>office qt wears no bra and can see the pointy nips
>>213494478
HATE that

>>213493837
>tfw never used a banking app before
Too scared that one day I'll lose my phone and hardened criminals will break into it and steal all my money.

>>213495004
>Abelas and Fenech Adami together
Kek.

>>213495125
I shouldn't've opted for the X's. Anyway, interestingly, the current dead are the first 3 PMs.

>Truce between Muscat and Fenech Adami
>Mintoff and Borg Olivier snuggling
Cursed.
>>213495109
You need the app in my case even to access Internet banking on your PC.

>>213495266
Old ladies chasing each other, and PL taking more loses.

>>213495342

>>213495342
>s-save me kadhaf-ACK

>PL taking more loses.
Time to airdrop reinforcement

Le bad thoughts are back
>>213494749
Kino, I was thinking about it lately. I should make one for /med/

>CMB: meek IRL but digitally vicious.
>Gonzi bashing the Afrophile.
>Abela joins his father in death.
>Mizzi still pondering victory.
>>213495383
Kek.
>>213495428
Yeah, it would be more fun and relatable.

>>213495527
Muscat tames the menace.

>>213495586
Labour on life support.

>>213495527
Shit i enjoyed the based bonnici but >>213495586

>>213495619
I am surprised it took this long for a bomb to go off. Mizzi did nothing and died. Sad.

>>213495749
>Fenech Adami killing Borg Olivier.
Yeah, not surprised.

>>213495795
Muscat is going to win this, isn't he?

>>213495883
PN deathwave.

>>213495917
Hahaha Gonzi gets revenge for 2013.

>>213495956

>>213495978
Such an egomaniac that he gets his own screen.

>>213496005
Barbara avenges a fellow Labourite.

>>213496036
The current president strangles the first one.

>>213496093
F

>>213496119
Status check real quick. My money is on Spiteri Debono desu.

>>213496148
My nigga fenech will put these bitches in their rightful places

>>213496148
Two Labourite girls gossiping on the Nationalist boy. I wish that was me.
>>213496170
Kek.

>>213496216
Amazing. Simply amazing.

>>213496216

>>213496259
A love triangle never ends well.

>>213496282
A well-deserved victory for the current President.

>>213496259
>>213496282
should have been easy to figure out, after all, she's born in victoria
that did not help that tabone dude doebeit

>>213496310
Placements.
>>213496311
Party over city.

>>213496375
Summary. The End.

I know this wasn't that fun because it isn't that relatable, but we're on the downtime anyway so I thought why not.

>>213496310
Wtf, is this woman a gnome?

Catnigga's gf (left) and his sidechick (right)

>>213496490
>this wasn't that fun
It would have been had Alfred won. But he did not.
It is what it is.

>>213496496
Kek.
>>213496534
A /med/ one would be nice.

*blocks your path*

Grim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS61P0tsIts

>>213496580
Or one where /med/ submits the tributes.

good morning dudes
>>213491514 (OP)
you're fooling no one, crakka

>>213493328
kek, based
>>213494478
come back another time, goy
>>213496663
ayylmao

>>213496663
Now we can't lie about our penis size.

>>213496663
Terrible

>>213496663
Where's handsome squidward poster when you need him?

>>213496663
Trannied.

>>213496534
small women >>> big women
I don't understand men who find tall or even big women hot

>>213497644
smaller is good, too small is bad
5'9" already mogs most /med/lings

>>213497644
For me an ideal woman would be 1.70-1.75m, but it's not that important
>>213497757
>unitedstatian unit of measurement

>>213497644
Based on that webm, I can understand. The smaller woman has a much nicer figure, while the bigger one has one of those gross mega-asses and a weird, unbalanced shape. It's actually very, very hard to find enormous women who are correctly proportioned.

>>213497944
it's the unit used in the magyaroid mp4
i agree with your ideal height, above average without being freaky

>>213497644
I'm fine with any height as long as the girl is smaller than me but is not a midget. I'm short as fuck sadly (185 cm).

Italian gym girls...

>>213498394
*wrap her legs around you*
*two times*

>>213498453
I am not thin enough for that.

I'd like to die in a way similar to this

>>213498622
Only in bizarro world do the bugs squash you

>>213498622
I got you, senpai.

>>213498218
>as long as the girl is smaller
Scared to get heightmogged by a girl?
>185cm
Also you literally have 0 excuse not to wet your pener. Playing on easy mode.

>>213496953

imagine being height mogged by the zestiest jew on earth
couldn't be me

>>213498622
She a cutie isn't she.

>>213498775
Wtf, how tall are you?

>>213498858
I'm slighty smaller, which doesn't qualify as a mog.

I'm sorry for having used andalucuphobic vocabulary.
>Wtf, how tall are you?
Wtf, how short are you?
I fixed the mistake I made. Having made that mistake will haunt me for the rest of my life.

What's for lunch, /med/
Imc it's freedom fries and fried cheese (gouda).

>>213499160
I had some pasta.

>>213499160
Some rice with pesto and some salad, boring

>>213498622
I'm ready

>>213498775
rude
t. manlet

>>213499160
Cute

Might go on a 250km woolk soon

>>213499419
>Counts 100m uphill as 10km

>>213499470
Seething cardiolet
Don't forget to take a deep breath before taking the stairs to the gym

>>213498756
Oh nice find. What no jeet pussy will do a guy...
>>213499419
Cool shit, gonna woolk all the way to Bordeaux?
>>213498775
It is what is. God made me this way because I knew I could handle it.

>>213499419
>not a 250 km roon
NGMI

>>213499623
>God made me this way because I knew I could handle it
Picrel you since the day you were born

>>213498858
Asia has a desperate shortage of fat asses
we need the Mongols to take over again and make every girl eat horse steak and drink airag to get those booties fatter
the rice diet ain't cutting it

>>213499623
nah, not to bordeaux fr fr

>>213499680
just destroy your joints because... just do it m'kay?

>>213499419
Deep into the wilderness, I take it?

>>213499728
>a desperate shortage of fat asses
not for the japs that came here
chinkoids still need to be indocrinated though

>>213498756
>>213499623

>>213499786
>that came here
that's what I said tho, the ones who stayed behind got that grim Hank Hill ass instead of juicy bunda like Nipo-Brasileiras

>>213499747
>deep wilderness
>France
ain't going to guyane

>>213500326
>guyane
rightful brazilian clay in the hands of evil imperialists

https://youtu.be/8Jm19eeUkzg?si=l50dGaACLRZqoCMv

>>213491514 (OP)
hi med, been a while since ive posted here
went on vacation with my friends on the weekend, was pretty nice, spent almost the whole time on the swimming pool and got a nice tan
why is there a 120 sec cooldown to post

>>213500358
you're not cutting our forest to make pastures for fat assed bitches

>>213500428
>why
because you're a furry.

>>213500439
too late, also
>our forest

4 hours of cagie left before the weekend.

>>213500446
but im not a furry...

>>213500534
why are brapzilians like this?
>O apelido da obra vem do fato de que a linha de meio-campo coincide exatamente com a linha imaginária do Equador (latitude zero), fazendo com que cada time jogue em um hemisfério - o que não ocorre na prática no sistema WGS84, devido a um erro de cálculo do Sistema Geodésico Brasileiro (SGB) na época da construção do local.

>>213500653
the bank where you lure the goyim wil be closed for the remaining days?

>>213500715

>>213500784

>>213501001
What is your country's equivalent of this in your country?

>>213501180
Idk desu fr

>>213500653

>>213500704
stop hating our reference system, chud
some retards from the public services screwing up as usual

>>213501487
booma, why didn't you avoid this blunder?
>but sir, it happened while i was a kid
oh that's your excuse to everything

>>213501536
CIA and jews forbade me o algo

>>213497644
My ideal woman is 160 to 175 cm, as a 170cm kang.
Taller women can actually be really fun.

>>213499728
AWOOOOOGAAAAAA

>>213501180
I hate when people retort like this.
>hi do you have a pencil I can borrow?
>yes, I do have a pencil you can borrow
>*awkward silence*
>but will you borrow it to me?
>yes, I will!
>w-w-will you borrow the pencil now?
>oh I was wondering when you’d ask me that eheheheheh of course, here you have it eheheheh
>*mental images of me bashing his head against the desk*

>>213501636
Have you tried having your own pencils bucko?

>>213501180
>queria? já não quer?

>>213501180
>preciso ir ao banheiro
>precisa mesmo?

>>213501707
You motherfucker.

>>213501174

>>213501707
>when the woman at the padaria throws u this one so now u gotta fake laugh

>>213500700
you are forgiven, but only because you're posting mossa now

>>213501707
>>213501879
I knew it wasn't just an anglo thing.

Also mfw hearing the same teacher make that same joke for the 50th time (I'm polite so that he lets me pee).
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqsTmF2Oicc

>>213502959
Catnigga with a nigga.

>>213502959
Negress lips on my cock.

>Dermatobia hominis
I already knew about it but.. ick.

Many such cases: >>213491833

Good day med am back from the cagie, Pokémon Pocket duel has been postponed

why did I incelput my heavy jeans on bros, I don't know if I can resist any longer, I'm melting

>>213504389

>>213504299
You ruined my day, Moselloid.

My English teacher in highschool taught me to simply say "may I go to the bathroom?". Yes, he did the same old joke to those who asked if they could go to the bathroom. Oh, and he taught me to always say "I beg your pardon" instead of "what" whenever I didn't get what someone was saying.

>>213504722
>I beg your pardon
Or you wot mate.

>>213504558
What did I do ?

>>213505005
I was looking forward to read about the result of this battle.

>>213505069
It's not my fault it's coworker who said he was gonna eat lunch at the lunch room but he did not

>>213505111
He is avoiding you, he doesn't want to lose

>>213505111
Destroy him.
Make the whole workplace know.

>>213505192
>>213505235
Okay okay I'll make him pay

can bibi glass gaza already?

>>213505369
mine only meows if the door is closed
woke up at 5 am with whiskers in my face, lady wanted her breakfast early

>>213505369
>mfw cat wakes up at 2am, meows for 30 seconds, then goes back to sleep again

>>213506171
the shrimps MASON

You ever just start feeling like you don't want to go anywhere on your days off? Less than 24 hours before you actually go on a vacation?
Yeah...

>>213505867
What's it that's bothering you this time, sister?

>>213506266
When it was all said and done, things really did turn out to be quite shrimple.

>cat meows at you non stop for 2 minutes straight
>walk closer to that lil fucker
>runs away
K then

>>213506562
it's common
don't cancel, go
you might be anxious the first day and the it might go away

just tired of people yapping about gaza
just get it over o algo

>>213506597
the ears MASON

>>213497147
>>>/pol/512281829

>>213506650
You should remember that when you die, you will be judged according to how you treated cats.
So unless you were approaching with a bowl of shrimps in one hand and warmed-up cat milk in the other, I would worry for my eternal soul if I were you.

>>213506752

>>213506749

>>213506659
>just tired of people yapping about gaza
It is what it is.
Can't hurt le heckin brownerinos. Even UK wants to take like 300 gazan childrens in. They they'll be SHOCKED ofc when the family of those children will also start appearning as now they will legally be able to not only enter but also get gibs.
>it's common
I had no idea that was the case. I unironically mean that.

>>213506752
I will just show a pic to big G where a kot is sitting on my arm cuddled up against my scarf. Pic was taken when I was like 16 fr fr. Man, I'm ancient.
Won't post pic as I don't want to doxx myself fr fr.

>>213491514 (OP)
Blacks were never Egyptian royalty.

>>213506171
>5 am
>door slightly ajar because of the heat
>meow meow meow
>ignore cat
>suddenly something jumps on my belly
>two cats start aggressive playing with each other on top of me
>touch them
>they run like a monster if after them
>5 minutes later
>meow meow meow

>>213507229
>The Twenty-fifth Dynasty of Egypt, also known as the Nubian Dynasty, the Kushite Empire, the Black Pharaohs, or the Napatans, after their capital Napata, was the last dynasty of the Third Intermediate Period of Egypt that occurred after the Kushite invasion.

The 25th dynasty was a line of pharaohs who originated in the Kingdom of Kush, located in present-day northern Sudan and Upper Egypt. Most of this dynasty's kings saw Napata as their spiritual homeland. They reigned in part or all of Ancient Egypt for nearly a century, from 744 to 656 BC.

>>213506597
>shrimple

>>213508247
Never knew catnigga was the sun, until now.

>>213508826

>>213508902
Pklease stop posting booma's dad, he still likes to give the impression he's black and not a wh*toid.

lmao

>>213508992
You ever noticed how whenever you mention he's a descendant of conversos, he either completely denies it, or does not deny it but instead says that his portuguese ancestors were clapping jewish booty?
Wouldn't be surprised based on the hair he rocks if it turned out he's like 80% kike.

>>213509059
One day I'll post my grandpa's nose and leave you to wonder how mine is, and you'll never accuse booma of something like that wihtout thinking of me kek
(grandpa was mistaken for a emirati while in saudi arabia).

>>213509173
>mistaken for a emirati while in saudi arabia
King

>see rambling post (presumably from wh*toid) asking how people even survive in Egypt with the heat
>google it
>31ºC, 36ºC max
what the fuck that shit is colder than here
snowniggas find the sun too spicy, like being alive during summer is some kind of superhuman feat

worst part is shit wasn't even on-topic, they just dropped this turn in the middle of my ancient egypt discussion the bastards

>>213509379
He had to say he was second generation living in Europe and that his arabic was extremely rusty so they wouldn't noticed, and it worked.
Treated like a long lost brother, grandpa would say.

>the service I paid for did not work for a whole month, but I still paid for it
>this has never happened before
>right now it works though, that means it's better than in the previous years
Why are boomers such cucks holy fucking shit

>>213509735
>contract has a million infinitesimal words detailing that they only need to fullfill 20% of uptime during the entire duration fot he contract
Yep, it happens.

>>213508247
need a tin of galettes de pont aven with this design

>>213509890
what's the appeal

>>213510209
Causing seethe in /med/.

so we're all in agreement red=med , right?

>>213510422
So, Denmark has been converted too?

>>213509059
I'm morisco, different semitic branch
thankfully I'm not a k*ke, I'm already fucked up enough
>>213509173
>>213509662
>Treated like a long lost brother, grandpa would say
>(grandpa was mistaken for a emirati while in saudi arabia)

>>213510584
dats rite
Legos wuz med n shiet

>>213510584
denmark is >>213499276

Forgot to tell but other cagie place got a new law student intern, she was really cute

>>213511226
>Forgot to tell but other cagie place got a new law student intern, she was really cute
Ask if her if it's illegal to be that cute, and when she tells you to go away, say "y-you too".

>>213511295
I knew I could count on you to drop good approach lines

>>213510422
To get a complete overview, you need to crossreference that one with the olive oil/butter one and the tits/ass one.
>>213511226
Time to unleash the Momonster and breed!!

>>213511295
>>213511336
here is a date idea

>>213511415
>both get explosive diarhea after the date
>get closer thanks to the shared embarassment
>it becomes a core anecdote and memory of their life as a couple

Telefonija.

>>213511336
Women love emotional and athletic men, which is why it's a great idea to run away crying when she doesn't immediately agree to go on a date with you.
>>213511415
>kebab 2€
>kebab + frites 3€50
On est en 2005 ou quoi?

The camera angle and positioning is killing me.
https://x.com/GunterFehlinger/status/1952760033063616940?t=UY6ABa6mAaPh5jYexE9F8Q&s=19

>>213511721
if he was a she, catnegro would coom hard

He lost his job, apparently.
>>213511756
Kek.

Ssio Promo Phase
Tannenbusch.de

Dear God, every time i deal with a female i wish with every fibre of my being that women didn't exist. Creating Eve was God's greatest mistake. Why God why unleash such a scourge upon humanity

Good night, sisters.

>>213511920
Shot the woman, not the cat!

>take a nap at 6PM for about one hour
>bitch of a nurse wakes me up (inside)
>groggily goes to eat
>end up eating everything in 5 minutes or so
>instantly energized
>play ping-pong for 35 minutes, not a sweat
>I feel like I drank 30 coffees
sooeet

>>213511939
Gn

>>213511879
wrong thread nibba
>>213511920
what happened, pharao?
>>213511939
gn Aryan sister
wishing you favstian dreams

>>213511974

>>213511415
>>213511646
money laundry for drugs and other illegal activities

>>213512022
Another instance of normal female behavior. A relative baits me into talking shit to her because she's been after me for fucking hours acting pissy and annoyed every time i open my mouth like it's a sin to do so in her presence (she does this a lot), and starts ranting yet again about how her life is awful while not very subtly alluding to the fact that she's upset because i spoke, i blew up, she stars screaming at the top of her lungs that I'm an evil oppressor o algo etc.

Tl:dr got baited yet again like a dumbass by a female on her bid to vent her bile and her bile has been spilled successfully. This has been happening for 2 years now i don't know how i haven't learned to not get baited by now. Females too stronk.

>>213511974
>>213512033
psychward sounds kinda comfy desu, better than my bullshit job probably.

>>213512169
In her bid*

>>213512169

I finally feel old, I could really feel it today at Lidl, I was behind two teens and I really felt old for the first time in my life, I don't know what or why exactly but it just hit me.

>>213511415
Was this photo taken in 2008 ?

>>213512271
you're a 23 year old boomer, right?

>>213512348
swap the numbers and you're closer to my age, I'm probably the oldest /med/ poster

>>213512227
Do you think she'd do this if this was an option for me? When i said she screams at the top of her lungs i mean it. She really does start howling as if she's been shot if i even step towards her she's gotten, i assume not just my family, but also the entire neighborhood in all likelihood used to the idea that I'm a vile abuser who brutally beats her on a daily basis, all the while guaranteeing that my only advantage over her (physical strength; I'm utterly outmatched by her in dedication and social intelligence) is worth jackshit because everyone thinks she's a victim and is ready to step in to "rescue" her from my dreadful oppression. She could probably beat me over the head and get away with it if she screams loud enough because i won't dare to touch her - as the great painter once said "He cries out as he strikes you.", Well that's just female behavior

I'm extremely jealous of the fact that gays get to live in the West. Spending the rest of my life with a female or worse yet having to have kids with a demon like this sounds like a fucking nightmare to me. And she isn't even the worst female I've dealt with so far.

>>213512443
I never manage to differentiate Italian posters here unless the one bro talks to me in German, I assumed you were him. Anyway, time takes the better of us all. Bitter is just when you feel you didn't live your life.
>>213512464
I was just joking, sorry for your situation. I can somewhat relate, but no need to get into it. I would ignore it and stay away from her if she escalates like that.

>>213512276
2020 apparently

>>213512443
you're not

>>213512271
>>213512443
You've felt old for the first time in your thirties? In /med/ we normally feel old at 21.

>>213512526
>Bitter is just when you feel you didn't live your life.
>>213512574
there are people older than 34?

>>213512610
booma?

>>213512610
I feel you m8

>>213512608
I guess, but I mean old old, like my youth is properly over, I'm the old uncle now, just the failed schizo variety

>>213512655
:)

>>213512169
Relatable experience. Not all women are like this but a lot of them are.
My theory for why they act like cunts is that the lack of perceived threat in their lives. Unlike guys, they go around life sometimes never knowing the feeling that, if they act up or talk shit, they might get hit.

>>213512655
Top 3 favourite GTA radio stations? For me, it's:
>K-Rose (San Andreas)
>K-Chat (Vice City)
>Chatterbox FM (GTA 3)

>>213512785
Rise FM is the one that stayed with me throughout the years, I liked other radios too but I can't remember the specific names now, I should go back to listen and see what they were

>>213512443
>I'm probably the oldest /med/ poster

>>213512785
I only played 4 and 5, I don't remember any station from 4, and on 5, probably The Lowdown is the most tolerable.

>>213512657
yes, I'm older than that

>>213512758
>Not all women are like this but a lot of them are.

You ever had a female in a situation where she'd benefit from this that didn't do this? I think it should be a clue that they always band with each other without ever asking questions even when one foid's claims have been repeatedly proven to be absolute bullshit. I think all of them are in on this strategy which is wild since we're in 2 different continents with not much cultural borrowing to have learned this behavior from you guys or vice versa. These moves just come to them naturally.

Unfortunately however they're the only choice in the araplar world because gays get the rooftop or lapidated.

>>213512931
>>213512965

>>213512962
Followed by Kult FM.

I don't think I've even finished 4, and only play 5 a lot for the online on private sessions.

>>213512900
I don't remember that one, but apparently it played trance music, so I probably instantly turned it over every time I heard it playing.
>>213512931
>mfw the median age of the world's population is 32
>mfw i'm older than most people currently alive on planet earth

>>213512271
Must be quite something. Sobering feeling I guess. I don't feel old yet but I feel the weight of experience, which is a good feel.
>>213512682
>failed schizo variety
>had a qt gf
>top padel player
Don't think so, you're a cool guy Bresciabro
>>213512785
Incredible taste. I won't list talk show radios because I group them together as something different but they are immensely enjoyable and I wish there were more.
>Wave 103 (Vice City + VC Stories)
>K-DST (San Andreas)
>K-Rose (San Andreas)
Honorable mentions to the electro and indie stations (Electroshock/Soulwax FM and Radio Broker/Radio Mirror Park respectively) for having cool as fuck titles.

>>213512682
Bresciabro, we’re all old farts here.

Worldwide FM comes in third I think.

>>213512962
WTF

>>213512965
i thought so but he made me doubt fr fr

>>213513140
As ventablack, you're like twice older than the average negro

>Brescia bro
>gf
lmao, you guys got me confused with some other old fart, I haven't even touched a female figure in a sexual manner let alone had a gf
>>213512965
>>213513140
it's okay fellas, at least we can be balding or something

>>213513438
Got you mistaken too.
Now, it begs the question: who is older, booma or brescianon?
>>213512965

>>213513438
Sorry bud, I mixed you up. Still, there is some tranquillity in getting older, a quiet satisfaction and confidence.

>>213513261
>>K-DST (San Andreas)
Forgot about this one, this would be my #4.
>>213513368
>As ventablack, you're like twice older than the average negro
We need anti-aging technology now.
It's really important that I continue to exist so that I can play mid-2000s era video games and make racist posts on the internet indefinitely.

>>213513368
Mostly, yeah.

>>213512033
>>213512179
>wake up
>"grabbin' pills"
>beeakfast, all alone
>tell the therapist I'm a mess, vibe till lunch
>me and the boys at the cafeteria saying nothing except banters and complaints about the food
>me vibing on a chair (I go to a different spot every 20 minutes) while listening to music/going out for a while
>smile at anyone who passes by, they smile back and greet me for the Yth time of the day
>go spend some time with the lesbian cutie and that older woman I call mom
>eating time again
>go smoke with the cutie then go to sleep
Rinse and repeat
All in all: breddy gomfy

>>213513719
what diagnosis do you have and what made you decide to go to the shrink/psychward?

>>213513783
Depression and OCDs (contamination)
Most people seem to be addicts too (I'm almost an alcoholic)
My mom and sis gave me the idea
I should stay there for one month, I'd say

>>213513868
how does ocd manifest for you?
and did you have a job you could no longed do due to depression?
hope you get better in any case

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0UZyphq1U8

>>213513981
trippy

>>213513953
My OCDs make me freak out pretty much everytime I touch (or even just imagine I touched) something full of harmful bacterias (and it's triggered a LOT of times). I typically overwash my hands, disinfect and clean as much as I can.
I've had no job for a while and it obviously didn't help. But I'll soon get over it, I think.
Thanks anon! Do you think you should go there?

>>213514036
I want to taste them

Good night /med/.

There's a beautiful chick at the ward. No clue why she's here, I should approach her but beautiful women are intimidating

>>213514112

>>213514039
ok ocd sounds bad, like paranoia a bit. If you didn't have a job before there's nothing holding you back.
I'm not sure I should go to a psychward, I don't think it's that bad. Shrink perhaps too, but getting an official psychological diagnosis would be detrimental to my job and I'm not convinced the benefit of therapy outweighs the drawback of that. That's why I haven't done it yet and usually could cope on my own, but lately I'm feeling rather shit again so not sure this is a long term solution.
>>213514061
eating glass sounds like a good idea

>>213514145
She's that girl who jokingly said she was a psychopath who "knows your room and that you have 5 euros in it"
Lately, she invited me to play a board game with her and some other dudes, when I asked "what game", she replied "ta mère en slip" (it's some childish "your mom" line) to which I jokingly gave her the middle finger (I didn't know it was the actual name of a game). She seemed puzzled but smiled a bit in the end. When we were both alone, I apologized for the misunderstanding and she'd walk away, smirking at me, almost winking, saying "it'd take more than that to offend me, don't worry"
I hate this kind of women, do they even know how flirty they sound?

>>213513438
>balding
luckly I'm not balding, I already have too many problems in my life
in fact now I have a ponytail, last time I cut my hair was in the end of april/25
>>213513501
me, I'm 36

>>213514112
>There's a beautiful chick at the ward.
Does she look fixable?

>>213514344
>me, I'm 36
No wonder you are so good at recognizing patterns, you have had more time to learn than others

>>213514524
She doesn't look broken at all.

>about 2 months until i see the gf again (assuming she doesn't dump me in the meantime)

Give me a footy club from your country to read about
Does your club have hooligans?

>>213514670
She sounds dangerous, be on your guard.

>>213514541
yeah, I lived through more yiddish tricks than the average /med/der

>>213512785
>my top 5
Radio Espantoso (VC)
V-Rock (VC)
Flash FM (VC)
Emotion 98.3 (VC)
Radio X (SA)

am a Vice City boomer, I won't apologise for that

>>213514708
I feel you my niggadude
she visiting her family or something?

>>213514710
every single major team in Séries A and B here has hooligans

>>213514762
she simply lives far from me
ovah

>>213514799
sad
hope you took cute pics of her to jerk off to
it's how I cope personally

Can't sleep with this heat.

>>213514708
>give her purple slop
>immediately runs away for two months
Grim.

>>213514715
>She sounds dangerous
Fuck I hope so

>>213514865
kek

Rome is restored but immigration is opened from MENA
Do you support it?

>>213514039
Damn dude, we talked about it already I can relate.
I used to have strong OCD as a kid linked to cleanliness and I still got a lessened version of it now.
I used to overwash my hands and still do. I freak out when I touch any surface in public transport and I get anxious around dirty people. I got a set of clothes for inside my appartment that don't get contaminated.

>>213514767
Do they hate cops?

>>213514865
She wants my obelisk doe

>>213514936
where are the romans now?

>>213514936
if the dominant religion in MENA was Christianity we'd consider them our brothers and we'd look at Northern Europeans as the outsiders

>>213515071
Fuck we lost another one for good.

>>213515179
me in the near future

>>213514936
Rome exists already.

>>213514999
yes, to be honest they're mostly a façade for criminal organizations
even in my team, I hate the "organizadas"

>>213514708
it's a good bad feeling to have :D

Fuck gta v btw

>>213516188
My top 5 favourite tracks from GTA:
1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPAtLgnsbE
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPAtLgnsbE
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPAtLgnsbE
4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPAtLgnsbE
5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPAtLgnsbE