Thread 214500564

BBC edition

listened to the British Broascasting Corporation >>214467487

Good morning, sirs.

>>214500564 (OP)
Now THAT is a zesty buck.

Good morning /med/.

This edition has "Americanised zoomer" written all-over it.

>>214501644
I would say it has Bombardiro Crocodilo as well.

>>214500677
Bodied that OP. Also dubs.

>>214501644
Awooga. Dubs again.

I predict a shit edition, like magtar level shit

>death toll of the crash is now 17
Fuck

>>214503534
>open news video
>"allahu akbar! allahu akbar!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmcBQFiMd9U
alfacinhas, expliquem isto

>>214503534
I was watching a travel programme on TV about Lisbon the other day, and they showed the funiculars. Weird coincidence.

After today I won’t be writing you anymore for some time.

For fuck's sake /med/
I've got my exam in a couple hours, I got a coffee from the machine and when I picked it up I noticed the cup was full of holes in the bottom, I burned my fingers and spilt it all over

The gymcel sesh:
1x5 50 kgs, 1x3 52,5 kgs, 1x2 53,75 kgs unilateral chest press
1x4 65 kgs, 2x3 66,25 kgs unilateral machine wide chest press
2x4+1x3 95 kgs pec deck
3x4 27,5 kgs, 30 kgs, 32,5 kgs unilateral machine shoulder press (I think I finally found out how to position myself so that the machine does not hurt my right arm, but I still need to adjust a bit on my position as the left arm still feels uncomfy a bit)
3x3 45 kgs unilateral machine lat raise
3x4, 35 kgs, 37,5 kgs, 38,75 kgs unilateral machine tricep extensions
2x2 km roon
Hit new prs on all lifts.

>>214504231
Enjoy your vacations.

>>214503607
Welcome to the New West.

>>214500677
Who is this angel.

Good morning anons
Coffee time :)

good morning nigs
>>214503534
Jesus
did they find any possible cause so far?
>>214504231
bazoonkas
>>214504842
hello lad, having my first cup during the first meeting today

>>214500564 (OP)
hello med
havent been here in a while
also terrible edition

>>214504842
>>214504988
Morning fellow coffee enjoyers

>>214500564 (OP)
Build 4 BIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnSsSbD2jZ0
Apparently one of the first records of battles are in Spain, the oldest neolithic paintings of battle are in Spain.
We sure are a contentious people.

>>214500564 (OP)
I hope you fucking die
https://derp.ibooru.org/136176
http://phlogistic.deviantart.com/art/Pony-go-seek-School-of-Athens-269099858

>Rarity is near the two men hold spheres. The man with the crown is looking at her.
>Pinkie Pie is on the chalkboard being propped up by a woman on the bottom-left. If you don’t believe me, look up the original picture, and you will see that the spot Pinkie is in on this board is blank.

>>214504988
>bazoonkas
Always thought you were an assman booma. I KNOW you are an ass man.

die

burn

bleed

kys

Last Saturday I walked a different and shorter route because of that sidewalk that was temporarily closed, so I had to take an "emergency measure". As I was walking, I went by a road named after a man whose name is a rather unusual one for modern times, though possibly was common in his era. I had forgot about him but coincidentally this morning I read a post on social media which was of a historical nature from my town's perspective in a way and I saw that same name being mentioned and now I see why he has a road named after him. Interesting coincidence.

slit your throat

die

Spent 160€ on "unproper" items and accessories.
I am becoming unhinged.

>>214506086
like what?

nuking canada for the crime of mlp

>>>/pol/514780277
Magyaranon spotted?
>>214505908
do something else with your life you tinfoil crusader
or take your own advice

>>214506152
A bag of rose petals is the least of my concern.

>>214505884
as a hue citizen, I'm compeled by law to like bunda
but I don't like those massive asses zoomers and nigs boast. I'd rather a petite, nicely rounded one
doesn't mean I cannot appreciate bewbs as well

>>214506207
oy vey

>>214506260
Imagine the smell of the peach fuzz in this one...

>>214506294
Plap.

>>214505991
Just the demiurge trying to make you think.

>>214506207
>Magyaranon spotted?
I never post on /pol/ no cap. I browse it, but I never post there.

Today, on local news:
>three Moroccans scheduled for deportation were arrested on a stolen car at a fuel station
>police caught up to them because they lingered around the station like dumbfucks not knowing if the car they stole ran on petrol or diesel

What's your local news piece worthy of a laugh /med/?

>>214506207
>>214506704
And by the way, there's this hungarian chad on /pol/ who is unironically an orthodox jew and will start blogposting about judaistic beliefs for 3-4 posts where he hits letter limit on all of them. He also calls others filthy goyim cattle.
I fucking kneel.

>>214506639
Making me recognise a local hero.

>>214506817
LMAO I didn't know about that one. Why do I only spot the boring characters like the Indian posting from Switzerland?
I liked the Russian dude posting on horny OPs
>0/10 no tail
But he stopped :(

>>214506788
kek

>>214506706
Most intelligent nafris.

>>214506788
What would you do to that ass exactly? Describe.
You're not one of those rimjober right? Because that's Icky.

>>214506966
Plap.

>>214500677
Strange to see such a high-quality post from a flag that I'm not sure has ever posted in /med/ before.
>>214504231
Godspeed and good luck on vacation in nafriland.
Buy some evil eyes while you're there, so that you can hang them up around your house to ward off nordic influences.

>>214507057
Was awaiting your reaction to that post fr fr

Gemmie
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756680318996636.webm

>>214507228
missed you

>>214506966
This is not proper behavior for a lady.

>>214507228
Played this game at university with a housemate. It's one of the most unintentionally hilarious games I've ever come across.

I think I've played three or four Doyvid Coige games, which have ranged from terrible to pretty good, but they've all been fun in their own way.

>>214507228
heavy rain was kino, and I won't pretend otherwise

>>214507331
>gif
I hope you die
https://derpibooru.org/2065473
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https://derpibooru.org/1314920
https://derpibooru.org/1372022
https://derpibooru.org/1264644

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>>214507396
I missed you too, sweetie.
But I literally shitpost here every day unc so idk how you would miss me.

>>214506288
Racist and antisemitic scum.

>>214507331
Fascits scum.

>>214508304
>Racist
why?

>>214507602
Answer me.
Why are you shitting up every single thread one of your beloathed images comes up? Why do you waste your time so? Why bite the bait?
WHY MUST WE SUFFER YOUR RETARDATION FOR YEARS ON END?

>>214508024
>I literally shitpost here every day
gigacute

>>214505991
The universe has entered into a dialogue with you

>>214506288
Pattern-recognising scum...

Hello medlings
Was quite productive for a day off already. Packing my hiking bag and booked almost all nights for next week

>>214508460
Besides, the German security service is behaving like an amateur. Instead of eliminating all the politicians of a given party at once, they're doing it one by one...

>>214500564 (OP)
Please refrain to post jiggaboos on my board next time, I'm sick of seeing them everywhere IRL already
Thank you for your understanding

>>214507057
>not sure has ever posted in /med/ before.
I was over the border
>>214504782
goddess jennifer

>>214508438
I missed you too, okay?! Sorry for being a tsundere earlier...

>>214508434
At this point I'm pretty sure it's a bot set to reply whenever images with a certain md5 are posted

>>214508378
It says so in the picture you posted.

>>214508679
you apologize to no one, cutie patootie

>>214500564 (OP)
Good morning /med/! I feel much better today, and I fixed up things with the guy I'm liking. Seems like things will take a positive turn for ONCE FINALLY!
Also I'm eating some oatmeal with milk and sugar! It's really tasty! <3
>>214504231
See you in a day!
>>214504262
Fucking hell, that's some really bad luck. I try to think that if something really bad happens at some moment, something really really good will happen at some other moment too. Like balance in the universe n' shieeet.

>>214508884
I know, it was a joke (I didn't questioned or denied the other part)

>>214504842
I'd show you guys my coffee cup with the pink panther on it, but it has my name so it'd be a bad idea, lmao. I mean, there's a part where my name doesn't show, but still.
>>214505285
Hello again fren! The thread's lively and thriving, and that's a good thing. I wonder how many years has it been since the thread's started?
>>214505671
R e c o n q u i s t a M o m e n t o, I thought the oldest records of war would've come from the East rather than the West. Huh.
>>214506260
I must admit I am an ass woman but I absolutely hate when the ass is way WAY too huge and disproportionate to the body, specially those brazilian butt lift looking asses. I like good proportions, I like the meat to be peak quality, not to be artificially lifted or altered.
Tattoos are fine and they're hot as long as they're not like a shitty one, but butt lifts are a giant "ugh" for me.

>>214508938
How were your vacations, Bavarianon? I have a feeling you spent some time in Spain plapping some twinks?

>>214509305
As for your request, I can't really tell you much about modern hungarian music as I don't consume that type of media.
Here's a track the tomboy who loved me used to listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xbFnjsd1rM

>Fascist scu-
WOAH!

Gman found in the /fit/ flat chested thread.
>>>/fit/76584905

NEW LADY GAGA VIDEO DROPPED, GOTHIC LADY GAGA IS MY ETERNAL LOVE AND WIFE I LOVE HER I WOULD DIE FOR YOU GAGA
https://youtu.be/xGaZBfJOyAc And it was filmed on the Island of the Dolls, Xochimilco, Mexico! WE EATING GOOD THIS YEAR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>214509767
>Here's a track the tomboy who loved me used to listen to.
why didn't you plap her for fuck's sake, wHY DON't YOU NOTICE WHEN WOMEN RIZZ YOU FFS
Also huh, if you've showed me without any context I would've assumed it was a nordic language, I'm completely alienated from Hungarian culture aside from classical music...
Some countries don't have national music that is too popular somehow, how curious. In Argentina we all have bops we know by memory like Don by Miranda. And I mean *ALL* argies know this at least.
https://youtu.be/eap0G9ldKc0

>>214509305
>sugar
Sugar is poison.

>>214510072
Everyone who was demonized was against capitalists, the nationalist socialist party of Germany, the communist party of the soviet union and the communist party of China.

>>214510126
G-spotman spotted! I miss his posts around here, frfr.
>>214510570
If we go with that, I shouldn't take psych meds either since they literally give me shivers and some degree of tardive diskynesia, but they help me. Also we need sugar to survive.
I tend to use sweeteners though, just that sometimes if I know I don't have a lot of food, alternate to consuming a lil' bit more of sugar to keep my body going.

>>214510742
Eating bread or rice or pasta is enough.
Adding sugar on top of that is criminal.
I consume one tea spoon of sugar daily, I add it to my Greek coffee and that's it.
Wish I could do without it but since I add two tea spoons of coffee for a cup it becomes too bitter without sugar.
Also yes, you should obviously stop consuming meds.

>>214510187
Roman noses are sexy when they're not attached to kikes

>>214510187
her new song "how bad do you want me" is really good too

>>214511044
CRiNGE!!!!!!!

>>214511109
fuck up ahmed

>>214510826
I've eaten oatmeal with milk, maybe it's got a bit too many calories... The issue with me though is not necessarily my diet, since I know I eat less than other people. And I've even seen that, the issue is that I move way less than others. I can drink bitter coffee, but I like comforting myself with food. It's a bad habit.
I've had clinical depression most of my life so stopping meds would be a bad idea regardless. What is good for others might not be good for me, and that's okay. I do know I should avoid wheat and rice and pasta 'cause they make me gain weight really quickly...
>>214510951
I know Lady Gaga has italian ascendance, but I don't know if jewish exactly. She had a breathing... Breathing defect I think, maybe mouth breathing? Something like that when she was young, but she corrected it. She's gotten some surgeries, but I still think she looks beautiful 'cause I can notice she did it out of her love of aesthetics, and not to follow the beauty trends. 100% respect people who are that brave.
>>214511044
I love her new song with Gesaffelstein, istg this year and the last one I've seen the wildest yet BEST collabs in pop/electro music in quite some time. Justice + Tame Impala + Thundercat, Gesaffelstein and Gaga, L'Impératrice doing a Daft Punk styled album, even the Charli XCX and Billie Eilish song was so fucking sexy.
French house is becoming more popular and I'm 150% up for it!
https://youtu.be/No_avjkyTLo

>>214510187
>why didn't you plap her for fuck's sake
We were young and I was a bluepilled feminist simp and I believed that she deserved better than me, so I never told her back that I loved her. What a lack of father figure does to a mf. It is what it is.
>Don by Miranda
Have never heard that song before. If I think of Argie music, the first artist that come to mind is Cazzu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA3KsYPhZbw
Then maybe Nicki Nicole and Seven Kayne. Oh and Paulo Londra.

>>214510072
I feel as if his words are undermined somewhat by the millions of slaves that were employed in Axis factories during WW2.

>>214500564 (OP)
Who the fuck is this nigga

I think my exam didn't go so well, I studied little and they asked very shitty questions, I answered the best I could

>>214511490
>I was a bluepilled feminist simp and I believed that she deserved better than me
Te voy a recontra recagar a palos la concha de tu madre húngaro virgo y autista IF A WOMAN IS LITERALLY SPREADING HERSELF OPEN TO YOU AND BEING LIKE "INSERT HERE" YOUR DUTY AS A MAN IS TO PLAP AND BREED AND MAKE HER HAPPY
If I ever get to a /med/ hangout I'm gonna pull on your cheeks (face ones, perv) and slap your ass and force you to make yerba mates for me, to prepare you how to treat your lady right. Smh.
Even I lack a father figure (well... More like he just went insane, sadly he was TOO fucking present) and I say "Hey, I should just be forward with what I feel and make things clear if possible, I don't want to go through all that mixed signal bullshit over and over again".
>If I think of Argie music, the first artist that come to mind is Cazzu.
I'm going to kill myself but at least I'm proud that overseas, Argie music is still famous.
I like Nicki Nicole, she's fun to listen to, my mom loves Maria Becerra for example. But I prefer listening to more classic pop artists, like Miranda, Babasónicos, and-
OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS PLEASE
https://youtu.be/FaJXa88-QNE

I said yes to some party tonight but I regret it. I just wanna chill and play videogames.
Also I just completed one of the hardest climbs in Peaks of Yore, pretty satisfying.
>>214510126
>>214510742
actually not me but could have been, quite a lot of coincidences indeed!
I do post Selleck a lot less these days and extraflags doesn't work for me so I post in submarine most of the time.

>>214511202
I wasn't implying lady gaga is jewish, just that jews bring shame to Roman noses. And I haven't listened to her album just that one song on the radio. Also billy eilish is a nasty ugly whore and i hope she dies irl

>>214511971
I can always identify you. You use less meme language compared to brune or breizh, no apus compared to momo, and always use perfect punctuation.

>>214511679
Usually in tests like that I either do extremely shitty or magically do very well. I believe that your case will be the second, raviolibro.
>>214511971
>I just wanna chill and play videogames.
Hey, sometimes even if you don't wanna go out it's healthy to still go out and enjoy yourself! Staying all day inside isn't good, or at least not all the time. Plus I'm sure that you're quite popular if you got so many parties to go to and hang out in!
>actually not me but could have been
I swear to God I thought that was you just from the way that anon wrote. But I did wonder "Why's Gironde in /fit/? Doesn't he just browse /med/ and lurk in other boards?"
But yes, I notice extraflags ain't workin' for you, some people have had issues with it after the... ((happening)).
>>214511992
I don't mind jews, I just hate millionaires in general. Or people who get money with unfair or corrupt practices. Race is the least thing for me, unless it's indians. Just culturally, indian men repulse me.

>>214510072
I know you are baiting me but I'll do you the favour of taking it.
You are still a fascist scum, and Hitler is still one even if you post an out of context quote.

>>214511971
You can always cancel it, just tell them you are tired from work and need to rest.

>>214511992
>just that jews bring shame to Roman noses
Anti-semitic scum.

>>214512191
>literal national socialist
>fascist
Sweaty, I don't think those two are the same. Mussolini (PBUH) is rolling around in his grave while reading what you just wrote.

>>214512384
I know you are baiting, but just because you write something in your party's name doesn't mean that your political actions will follow, especially in the case of fascists who slavishly obeyed to the directives of the bankers and industrialists

>>214512449
If you know I'm baiting, why did you respond with such an obvious tidbit?
Anyway, Uncle Addy really outdid himself, he managed to appease both the workers (with good wages and quick deaths in the frontline) and the industrialists (with an endless supply of slave labour).

>>214512155
>I just hate millionaires in general
Based

>Race is the least thing for me, unless it's indians. Just culturally, indian men repulse me.
Bit racist. I think India has some good culture. Good food for example. And some good music too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9WO2ieJMYk

tredmisuh gave up huh

>>214512155
>Or people who get money with unfair or corrupt practices
you just named literally every jew lmao
>>214512191
literally kill yourself. you're probably GAYlician, and therefore, NOT med. please leave the thread. better yet, why don't you leave existence

>>214511901
>húngaro virgo y autista
I'm not a virgin though, but despite that I'm an incel.
>slap your ass
I will let you slap my GYATT only once. Not twice, just once.
>OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS PLEASE
nice

>>214512191
>I know you are baiting me
I'm baiting everyone. I have already prepared a bait for you that (you) will fall for though.

>>214511518
You should only pay attention to the words of politicians, not their actions, chud.

>The thread be like
>starting to have internal discussions about politics and who's more racist/antisemitic/fascist than the other
>meanwhile me
>ABRACADABRA, AMOR OOH NA NA, ABRACADABRA MORTA OOH GA GA, IN HER TONGUE SHE SAID DEATH OR LOVE TONIGHT
Man, this really feels like 2009! Economic crisis, Lady Gaga's making hits, the music's good, older people than me arguing over stuff none can resolve, it feels like my childhood!
>>214512598
I must admit I can't hate some millionaires who have made good things but I still think there's no ethical way to become a millionaire. Lady Gaga is one of the exceptions just 'cause ever since the start of the career she's done nonstop charity for all sort of organizations and she's just an incredible woman. Went through the worst, even getting raped and kicked out of a recording agency, and still carried on and tried to maintain her legacy.
>Bit racist.
It's not that I hate India's culture, on the contrary, I love how tasty their food looks, their beautiful clothes, their maths, the cool music, the religion, literally everything but the fact that for some reason men are so rape-y there. So goddamn sexist and abusive, I hate it. And the men's mothers support their actions, it's fucking disgusting.
I even love the accent, I just hate how horrible the living conditions are for women in India.

>>214512729
based Gaga enjoyer. Paparazzi is my favourite followed by Eh Eh. Edge of Glory goes hard too

>>214512729
are you a female?

>>214512637
Yeah, but if we go with that, I should hate most third worlders because they're sexist, and more prone to violence, and more irresponsible parents than men in the first world. I try to hate the act more than the people theirselves.
The issue is when they recognize the issue and don't stop promoting it. At least black people speak out about how shitty it is trying to maintain gangsta and street culture, trafficking drugs, and pretending to be hardboiled just to survive. Hate the system, not the players.
>>214512676
>I'm not a virgin though, but despite that I'm an incel.
For every tomboy you don't fuck I will imagine it's an extra point to regaining your virginity. Motorboat tomboy titties. Hug the tomboy. Talk with the tomboy about vidya.
Man, I met a cute tomboy girl who's also a lesbian some time ago, when I was dating Argentinotte. I think she's in a relationship but we literally had a nerdy talk about pixel art, videogame development, and she's studying to make games. I hope she has a very happy life.
>I will let you slap my GYATT only once
I can lift someone who's 80 kilos with ease, just warning you lil' bro. I'm gonna demolish your hungarian twink GYATT.
>>214512781
FINALLY SOMEONE WITH CULTURE, YES! Oh my God, you even know "Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)"!!! I've been a fanatic of Lady Gaga ever since the Bad Romance video came out when I was a kid! I'm 23 now, and it was in 2009, so imagine! Most of my life I've been a fan!
And yes, I'm a female/woman, biological. Born with a uterus and vagina. I like coming to 4chan 'cause I like suffering I guess lol.

>>214512729
>look up lady gaga donations
>128 million USD to WHO
Yikes
By the way 'gentinette. Found two more kino hungarian songs for you if you're interested. You might like the sound of the singer in the first song, and you might like the rhythm of the second. Synesthesia ass nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUM5uS4_4zI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24L4H739Pys
>I can lift someone who's 80 kilos with ease
For that you need to be able to grab onto something. My GYATT is too wide for your reach.

>>214512637
Your guess was wrong, try again, scum.

>>214512729
We are not discussing it with you because it's obvious you are the most racist person itt.

>>214512075
Based, those are great ways to figure it out
>>214512155
>Plus I'm sure that you're quite popular if you got so many parties to go to and hang out in!
yeah and it's great! But that's why I want to balance it out with quiet days, like today could have been lol
>Why's Gironde in /fit/
exactly, I don't even lurk there.
I only post in /med/ and lurk on /tv/ (my original motherboard) /v/ and /vrpg/
>>214512191
>You can always cancel i
Yeah I sure can. I mean I'm off today so no work excuse sadly but I have no issue saying no. It's just FOMO kicking in I guess

>>214512729
>I must admit I can't hate some millionaires who have made good things
Yeah maybe they're not all bad but I just think some people in the world have a lot more money than they deserve.
>for some reason men are so rape-y there
>I just hate how horrible the living conditions are for women in India
Fair point, abuse of women is more common in some countries than others

I stopped at a park to do some pull-ups, there is a buff guy working out and smoking a joint at the same time lmao

I like going through a town that has its festa around the corner, because they'd have all sorts of flags flying across town. National flags, other unofficial narional flags and variants, town flags, flags related to the upcoming festa, Vatican flags, SMOM flags, Holy Sepulchre flags, etc. It is such a great view. Banners too.

>>214512902
>a woman on 4chan
can only imagine how mentally ill you are lmao although you like lady gaga which is based, so idk maybe you're only partially mentally ill
>>214512984
sp*nish bussy is the property of FASCIST BVLLS, now spread those cheeks faggot

>>214512535
>why did you respond with such an obvious tidbit
Because there are people that believe it

>>214513058
>checking out men at the park
gaaaaaay

>>214511679
>I answered the best I could
At the end of the day, this is all you can do. That, and make seductive advances towards the teacher in charge of marking your exams.

Why are you taking tests in early September though? That is a very strange time to sitting an exam, at least by anglo standards.

>>214512984
Well duh, third worlders and people of color are ALWAYS more racist than white people, kek.
>>214512953
At least she tries donating, the issue is that those donations don't end up going anywhere... Or at least they're unnoticeable. She has her own charity called the Born This Way Foundation, made for gay teens and people in vulnerable situations. Very lefty, and I love her for that.
>First song
Oh shit, this sounds really sexy! Like something I'd hear on a tabern or bar while downing whiskey, damn. Maybe it's my horniness but I did feel a small wave of heat when listening to the raspy voice of the singer and the electric guitar, noice. And also the smell of tobacco and spicy sauce...
>Second song
Huh, this feels so latin, it's kind of a whiplash effect coming from a culture which I expect to be more... "Cold" or "correct" or more fancy than mine. I feel like there's argie music that sounds pretty much like this. also goddamn i'll get the santa maria stuck now
>My GYATT is too wide for your reach.
You know the bowling ball pose where you put one leg back and one in the front to slide that bad boy and hit all the sticks? I'll do that with your ass wigga. You can't stop me.
>>214513014
On saturday I'll go to the birthday of one of my friends, she invited me and we'll go to a bar/restaurant and eat pizza and probably drink coke or beer with her friends! One of my besties will go too, but... I don't know what I'll wear, haha...
So far I have watched threads on wg, soc, s, cgl, i, sci, ck, one in jp and x, and obviously int. I should visit /an/ again to get more cute pics though.
I visit cgl for the lolita thread, God bless lolitas. Would 10/10 dress like this.

Gonna get my new ID card
>>214511679
It's already quite something to do just that so based.

>>214513128
>notices something slightly amusing
>be gay
Have you got something to confess us, gook/chink?

>>214513146
The regular summer session is between May and July, but there is also a small September session which is quite useful to recover exams you failed or didn't have the time to take beforehand

>>214513269
He's a young aussie lad, they're not the brightest.

>>214513269
>gook
I'm more med than you polentone germoid
>>214513325
you're french which is even less med than n*rth italians

>>214513128
glazing a dude is never gay. holding your homies' hands or grabbing them from behind as a spotter is never gay. kissing isn't gay.
liking lady gaga is gay though.
>>214513049
There shouldn't exist billionaires, for example. Like dude, why does Taylor Swift waste so much goddamn jet fuel to travel INSIDE her OWN fucking country. Hate that lady, fr.
>abuse of women is more common in some countries than others
Sadly it's common everywhere, the issue is just how normalized abuse can get in some countries. In Asia prostitution is like a normal thing, in Europe migration and refugees means that a lot of women are put into vulnerable spaces where they can't get out, in the US there's a lot of sexism and shaming towards the female body and sexuality, and weird religious beliefs. In latino countries, we're seen mostly as disposable goods, and some assholes can be aggressive physically. It is what it is.
At least I'm big and fat and can punch the shit out of anyone. I always wished someone'd try to attack me just to brutalize 'em lol.
>>214513058
Zyzz would be proud.
>>214513099
I have major depression formally diagnosed, and I suspect I have BPD and ADHD. I had a shitty childhood and grew up with gringo culture, and don't really feel represented by other places of the internet aside of maybe tumblr, but even so, it's too woke for me.
I'm mentally ill, surely, but I have good morals and don't want to annoy others. Aside of... yapping...

>>214513325
You know better than the rest of us
>>214513423
Why are you so butthurt? Simmer down

>>214513058
Forgot to reply earlier to you, sister.
I'm sure you did fine on your exams, even if you feel like you did like utter dogshit.

>>214513258
>You know the bowling ball pose where you put one leg back and one in the front
H-hot

>>214513538
I'm not butthurt. you just need to understand that being n*rth of Tuscany, you are not med, and are in fact german/jewish/celtoid hybrids

>>214513571
Thanks sweetie, we shall see, I mostly don't want to do it again

Bought two of those misterious packages that you pay for the weight and don't know what's inside

There was a memorial for a dead dog in german and a chinese satisfier

>>214513863
chinese satisfier...?

Armani dood
Wat nou?

>>214513423
Fuck you talking about white boy? I'm a pure nafri, nothing medder than me, chelb

The hunters, those low-lifes, ruining my route.

Apparently my laptop should be able to run LoL at a stable 160 fps at 1440p (I would limit it at 120 though). Given how I want to play it sometimes, but don't want Vanguard on my main pc, I might just download it onto the 'top and plug that bitch onto my monitor. We'll see.

>>214513454
>There shouldn't exist billionaires, for example
Possibly true.
>Sadly it's common everywhere, the issue is just how normalized abuse can get in some countries. In Asia prostitution is like a normal thing, in Europe migration and refugees means that a lot of women are put into vulnerable spaces where they can't get out, in the US there's a lot of sexism and shaming towards the female body and sexuality, and weird religious beliefs. In latino countries, we're seen mostly as disposable goods, and some assholes can be aggressive physically. It is what it is.
True, probably every country has this problem. On 4chan lots of people like to blame brown and black people for bad behaviour towards women, and sure some such criminals are brown and black, but of course some such criminals are white too. In the UK there have been some high-profile cases of white men murdering women in recent years.

>>214513899
For some reason it doesn't let me upload the pic

>>214513863
Would you say it was worth it?

>>214514256
Fortune divided among his multiple boy lovers.

>>214514577
Just buy a new computer already.

>>214514857
>Would you say it was worth it?
I will first have to try the satisfier to tell if it was worth the 11€

Good day med, what a terrible edition

>>214514857
>Just buy a new computer already.
My pc is nice enough for me (4070 ti, i5 13600 kf, 32 gb ram), I just don't want to download that piece of shit chink program onto it.

>>214514980
MOMO >>214507228

>>214515068
I watched

>>214514924
Now you really have to tell us what kind of “satisfied” it is KEK

>>214515068
Truly first world problems.

>>214515141
Good having you back Moselle.

>>214515427
I never left though.
Also where's the music from Magyaranon ? I know it but I can't find it desu

>>214510187
>Laga Dyga
I like her too. Good track indeed

>>214511518
True

>>214511679
Can happen

>>214512449
>just because you write something in your party's name doesn't mean that your political actions will follow
Very true indeed. Antifa might be the best example

>>214512598
>Panjabi MC
Sooooo goooood <3

>>214512637
>you just named literally every jew lmao
Fake news! (Not every, just about 80%)

>>214512953
Decent tracks

>>214513058
Hahaha, I love such encounters (nonetheless, smokers delenda sunt)

>>214513086
Sounds enjoyable

>>214513262
>Gonna get my new ID card
Did you have to give them your biometric data in the form of fingerprints?

can anyone post nafri cuck video

>>214515716
>Did you have to give them your biometric data in the form of fingerprints?
Yeap as well as a cum sample.

>>214515481
Here>>214512953

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEYCGJYwvhM

Found it

>>214516117
Who's she ?

>>214515427
>Truly first world problems.
I'm kinda retarded for buying a 4070 ti instead of a 4080 tbf. Now that is a first world problem.

Poor lotte

>>214516285
Some syrian thot I found on /int/. I really need that beurette bbc cuck video. I think some Moroccan posted it.

>>214516283
Kek please don’t get that near your body, you’ll get ultra cancer for sure.

>>214516492
What is that ?

>>214513099
>sp*nish bussy is the property of FASCIST BVLLS, now spread those cheeks faggot
Why are you thinking about gay sex?

>>214516117
I don't get it.

>>214516520
Take a guess

>>214516520
You're so innocent Momo. It's cute.

>>214516349
>only five years old
Wonder what happened. Dieses Leben ist grausam.

>>214516609
Looks like a horn from some fantastical creature that is long dead (and probably farts rainbows or something).

>>214514577
Please don't play LoL, you have so much to live for magyarino. Please don't fall in that pit of despair which is that game.
>>214514786
>of course some such criminals are white too
Ironically some of the most violent criminals, or more psychopathic, organized and sadistic serial killers that have been found were people who looked extremely mellow and withdrawn, both white and asian. At least in my country it's more of an issue of classes over races, it's more likely that a "poor" or low-resources person, or simply a person who was raised in a villa will come and steal from you. Not even black (african) people are a danger, it's related to mestizo argentinians. And some are really really white. *shrug*
>>214514803
I am now terrified, thank you.
>>214515716
>Laga Dyga
God fucking damn it, I giggled, kek. LAGA DYGAAAAAA

>>214500564 (OP)
I hope you fucking die
https://derp.ibooru.org/136176
http://phlogistic.deviantart.com/art/Pony-go-seek-School-of-Athens-269099858

>Rarity is near the two men hold spheres. The man with the crown is looking at her.
>Pinkie Pie is on the chalkboard being propped up by a woman on the bottom-left. If you don’t believe me, look up the original picture, and you will see that the spot Pinkie is in on this board is blank.

For the record, this thread was made by this loathsome subhuman who thinks he's going to be some legendary hero by using stealth MLP images for /med/ threads
>>214516601

>>214512615
YOU'LL BE FUCKING GUTTED

>>214516791
Kek

>>214516609
>>214516692
Looks like Patrick Star's hand. I assulme it has to do with women genitalias

>>214517105
Yes.
They insert the longer into their hole, and the smaller arm rubs against their clit.

>>214517007
>Please don't play LoL
I always liked league. Started playing when I was like 13.
>that was 10 years ago
DAMN!

die

burn

bleed

kys

slit your throat

die

burn

bleed

kys

Die

Curse Vishnu.

Posting throatussy in case thread gets deleted.

Death to the Canadian.

>>214518495
Not between those.
Or maybe this is the Canadian.

>>214517469
Sounds kinda painful to me

>>214518708
What even set him off this time?

>>214518881
He is undeserving of that space.

spain is just a budget Portugal. there i said it.

Everybody talking about HK Silksong

>>214519728
I like all European countries (not Eurasian ones though)

But if I had to pick a favourite southern European country I might pick Italy due to their food and drink (coffee, tiramisu, mozzarella, ragu alla bolognese, etc). I know it's a cliche to say that Italy has good food but they really do.

>>214519728
Spain and Portugal are yin and yang, with the yin in the yang being Galicia, and the yan in the ying being Olivença (before it was stolen, throwing Iberia out of balance).

>>214519728
Portugal is budget Spain.
Not even hating but Spain is simply bigger and richer so it has more stuff, both historical stuff and more recent things.
Also Spain and Portugal are probably the two most similar countries if we exclude ex-colonies like Australia and New Zeland, US and Canada or Argentina and Uruguay.

>>214520260
>Also Spain and Portugal are probably the two most similar countries if we exclude ex-colonies like Australia and New Zeland, US and Canada or Argentina and Uruguay.
More similar than the UK and Ireland?

>>214519061
Saved.
Wanted to get that pic for a while now, but so far I could only find one with a much lower resolution so I did not download that one.
Thanks, catnigga.

>>214518882
It feels good to them ig given how that type of vibrator is the most sold.

>>214520683
If I knew you had need, I would have allowed you to sip from the well of my generosity earlier.

silksong out btw

I would like to propose a toast.
TO THE JANITOR!

Thank you for deleting his posts and not the thread. Thank you for answering my report.

Did any of you lads also reported him? No cap snitching on those pipo is based.

>>214510187
the girl i used to talk to a lot last year loved lady gaga too...

>>214521038
I slipped the janjan a couple of wads of these babies and told him to take care of the mess. I winked at xim for 5 minutes, then left to shadowbox in front of the mirror (preparing for my fight with the Demiurge) while he cleaned up the thread.

>>214521034
I have no idea what a "metroidvania" is, but everyone seems super excited for that one
and it was the second biggest announcement of gamescom if you go by steam wishlists, so I assume those developers are making a shit ton of money as we speak

lucky bastards

>>214520864
> I would have allowed you to sip from the well of my generosity earlier.
Kek, thanks. I just hope you don't mind that I stole that pic.

>>214520207
you will have to pick a side catnigga
Portuguese gfs don't come to those who hesitate in singing the praises of our glorious Lusitanian fatherland

>>214521363
Have you ever read The Kite Runner? There is a passage in that book where Baba explains his philosophy about sinning. He claims that there is only one sin, and that is theft. All other crimes can be rearranged like an equation to be rephrased in terms of theft: to kill is to steal a man's right to life, to lie is to steal the truth from someone, and so on. In essence, the fundamental transgression is taking without giving.

You must atone by giving me a picture of equal cuteness, that I might add it to my collection. This is the only way that the karmic balance will be restored to /med/.
>>214521370
I will side with Portugal over Spain ten times out of ten (as long as it does not involve actually doing anything other than being racist on the internet).
The Spanish cannot beat us up and call us "guiris" and still expect us to view them favourably.

>>214521370
>ugly
>tattoos
>dances like a nigger
you can do better than that

>>214521925
>Have you ever read The Kite Runner?
No, not really.
>giving me a picture of equal cuteness
Even better than a picture. Have this vid.

Hell, have one with cats too.

>>214517469
Quite so, I'd say it's a health hazard that an item that you don't know if it was used or not came into that package. The small arm rubs against the clit and it's possibly a vibrator, judging by size.
>>214521070
Find a new girl who's into the music you like fren, the guy I like is into a lot of the things I'm into, and he EVEN DRAWS! FINALLY! AN ARTIST! I've always wanted to date someone who's into drawing as well! ;//w//; <3
>>214521270
Metroidvania is a type of game inspired by both Castlevania and the Metroid series, basically you have to progress in a laberynthic map back and forth and look for items and you can do side quests, it's mostly the type of battle and the style of gameplay associated with it that gives it it's name. Momodora: Reverie Under The Moonlight might be my favorite metroidvania game so far, although I gotta play the original Castlevania and Metroid series too.
>>214522179
omg hedgehog!!! smol!!! cute!! chubby! patpatpat!

>>214522179
>>214522234
That sudden lightness in your chest that you're feeling? That isn't low blood pressure or a chronic iron deficiency - that is my forgiveness coursing through your body.

Wtf why are we on page 9?

>>214522407
>it's possibly a vibrator
It probably is. Most of the dildos with that shape are also vibrators. And the package depicts the item having a charger, so that further proves that it probably is one. Then again it's chinkshit, so maybe the package depicting it as a vibrator does not necessarily mean that it's a vibrator.

>>214522448
>that is my forgiveness coursing through your body.
Kek.

BUMP

See you tomorrow guys, jannies don't want us around anymore

>>214522992
I've never used a sex toy before, I do have a little bit of a... Deodorant bottle that I use if I'm in need, I obviously clean it every time after and before I need to use it, but I think that item's very obviously used for sexual purposes.
Now the issue is... Was it used by someone? Was it CLEANED before put in the box?
I would throw that shit away or leave it in a box as soon as I saw it. How can someone sell that stuff so carelessly...

>>214523648
why wtf