Look at this dude! Edition

NEETing : >>212951914

>>212985291 (OP)
I hate wageslaving but being unemployed stinks too

first for lust provoking images

>>212985291 (OP)
>how it feels being in Spain

>>212985291 (OP)
is that from Shen? his arts suck

Good morning /med/.

>>212985322
Fat.

>>212985322
Her face is terrible.

>>212985678

>>212985875
Good thing we're not germanic. Except Moselle.
We're celtic!

>>212985892
cute LARP, but you will never be a real Celt.

You have no Celtic language, you have no clan based society, you have no druids. You are a Latin man twisted by 19th century nationalism and ethno-centric nativism into a crude mockery of pre-Roman Western European perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Gaelics mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your we wuzzing behind closed doors.

Celtic men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Celtic men to sniff out Roman frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Latins who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Celtic man. Your Romance language is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk celt home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your Roman inspired, Napoleonic Civil Law legal system.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your French Latin birth name and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Frenchman is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Latin European.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>212986038
Didn't say we weren't latinized doebeitever.

>Failed incline db bench (left scapula failure)
>Failed incline db bench (left scapula + right short head failure)
>Failed smith incline bench (pain in both elbows)
>Failed machine chest press (pain in both scapula)
>Failed machine wide chest press (pain in both pecs)
>Woolk home, pain in right tensor fasciae latae
K

>>212986536
vége

>>212986536
Depending on how much pain you had, maybe you should consider a visit to a specialist, or maybe you just need rest, but you were resting more than usual as of late so idk.

Hello frens, my mum just told to shave my face so I don't get mistaken by a taliban in germany

>>212986890
*get mistaken for a woman instead*

>>212986829
Momma ain't raise no bitch tho, he will keep lifting until something blows

>>212986536
If only you had line 5 anons telling you to deload or take a week off the gym

>>212986829
>maybe you should consider a visit to a specialist
That's the plan. The problem however is that I already tried 3 different medicines, but they either did not do anything or made things worse, and even the massage specialist could not help me so far. I'll probably have to look for some specialist in another city that could massage the shit out of the tendon. I already found a guy, but I kinda don't want to travel 350 kilomemes (but if that's my only chance, I'll travel that much). REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>212987142
I already told you several times that neither deloading nor resting does not help.

>>212987299
Sure bro, go and do 200 reps of curls and then complain about your elbow.

>>212987342
>isolate short head
>takes load off tendon
>"nooooo you just imagine that gives you temporary help, it actually does not help at all"
Dude, if you had something similar to this where even docs could have not helped you, you would have also opted for isolations sooner or later. Low weight high rep isolations help, even if that help does not last long.

Wanted to post it few days ago but couldn't find it

>>212987388
I won't discuss anymore with you, you do you. I'll just wait for your visit to snap city.

Breizhanon i need your help. It's the depths of summer and i keep getting these absolutely gargantuan geckos in my apartment that's directly below the rooftop which is infested with geckos (I don't own the building i just have an apartment) and these fuckers keep breaking in and everytime i get a mini heart attack when i see Genghis Khan the Gecko sprinting across the ceiling at mach 3. How do i stop this please killing those things is a trial by fire and leaves me literally pouring buckets of sweat in terror. I live in fear now.

Exercises done.

Hello medsters, what's up?
>>212985291 (OP)
>bike cuck edition

>>212987858
They're not gonna kill you pal, just leave them alone.

>>212988248
I might be around Bord de l'eau in August.

>bike cuck edition
I get it now.

>>212988449
C'EST BORDEAUX!!

>>212988449
Let's goooo! Hit me up then and we can get a drink!
Maybe visit the city or some cooler stuff if time (ancestry research) allows it
>>212986890
Kek I'm sure it'll be fine. Maybe germoids will leave you alone that way AND you can get discounts in doner places.

>>212988649
If it happens, ancestry is insignificant, it's just showing up in some building to get one paper, so about 1h max. Could climb and visit fr

>>212988346
That thing is twice the size of my hand I can't believe it isn't plotting my demise. Besides those niggas lay their argonian babies here i can't risk letting them reproduce and turn my apartment into a miniature alligator farm. I have literally all my windows closed in 40°C weather to keep them from getting in and just yesterday i found yet another absolute raptor whizzing across my wall. I'm pretty sure I'll have to buy a caulk gun and try to seal every little gap near my door because obviously they're getting in through there.

>>212988698
>Could climb and visit fr
I'm 100% down for that plan! Depending on how long you stay I can work a little plan for city tour/climbing combo

>>212988771
might be split between two weekends, could be at least an afternoon, could also spend a night there but i don't like giving money to hotel and sleeping in the house of a gore-poster feels weird fr fr

>>212988763
Kek having an alligator farm sounds dope though. Protect those lil fellers and they'll protect you from 'squitoes maybe.

>>212988806
The place where i live is far too dry for mosquitoes to proliferate in the summer (we get 0mm of precipitation most months and the last time it rained was like 3 years ago iirc), so they're only a problem in the winter. Geckos however are a fucking nightmare every summer and especially in this cursed apartment. Maybe you have cutesy geckos in Europe but here they're all sand colored mfs larping as Hulagu* coming to eat me.

*Hulagu fucked the Arab world so hard that even today to describe someone is Hulagu is saying that they're exaggeratedly powerful/like a demigod in strength in multiple different dialects.

>>212988803
>sleeping in the house of a gore-poster feels weird fr fr
My good man, a splash of gore never hurt anyone. I get it doe and you can still do a bunch of things on an afternoon. I did the opposite, leaving early for Paris and returning late and it felt alright, not too pressed for time or anything.
That LGV is pretty good.

>>212988878
Someone as***

>>212988878
>the last time it rained was like 3 years ago iirc

>>212988899
We'll see fr, first i need to confirm if i go 'round here

>>212988942
The sandnigger's sandnigger. Never even seen a forest my entire life. At least it isn't Libya which is 99% desert, we're only 98% desert.

>>212988942
Alright, we'll see then. I feel obligated to say that if you need a plan B, the sneedppartment is of course available for sleeping.
>>212988878
Haven't you neighbors who deal with the same shit? Maybe you could get cool tips? Like you say, our lizards are teeny tiny guys so not sure I would have any good advice. If Breizhbro comes by later, I'll ask him if you aren't there but he's more a shrimp and dino guy.
>last time it rained was like 3 years ago
Holy shit. That's something.
>Hulagu
Didn't know about that fella, I'll check him out.

>>212985291 (OP)
Me throwing the paper ball (It has a rock inside it).
>>212985322
>not the first post
>doesn't provoke lust
>not an image
Failed on all three counts.

>>212989153
>sneedppartment
yeah i talked about it before you even propose because, well you're a nice fella and i know you would propose
personally can't imagine myself having someone sleep in my appartment if i had one, the nords gene i guess

>>212989120
holy grim

>Didn't know about that fella, I'll check him out.
you know the guy, just don't realize it

>>212989189
terrific post

>>212989120
That sounds extremly grim. Do you enjoy the heat though? I suppose you're quite used to it.

>>212988878
>and the last time it rained was like 3 years ago iirc
Have you ever seen the colour green before?

>>212988649
>Maybe germoids will leave you alone that way AND you can get discounts in doner places.
Okay, I'm shaving my upper lip for optimal ummahmaxxing

>>212989153
My neighbors would just tell me to stop being such a pussy and just go kill them instead of screaming like a girl at an oversized lizard. They're probably right desu.
>I'll ask him if you aren't there but he's more a shrimp and dino guy.
Thank you Anon you're nice

>>212989264
I don't mind the heat or aridity i went to Giza for a year and a half, saw decent winters with humidity and got rained on a few times which i didn't mind but my body acclimated to the heat differences and dryness in 2~ weeks when i came back.

I may have missed something, but why do we have an egyptian flag that knows Breizhnigga?

>>212985322
Pic unrelated I presume.

>>212989243
>can't imagine myself having someone sleep in my appartment if i had one
I get it honestly, it's like a private haven so it can be stressful to have people intrude. It doesn't bother me but I still got trouble hosting bigger groups for evenings and parties.
>>212989189
Agree with Brune, not even a cat pic and already unleashing high tier posts
>>212989353
Kek, I wonder if a amish tourist would ever fit if one ever travelled in the middle east.
>>212989379
>screaming like a girl at an oversized lizard.
I don't think I'd scream but I could never kill them, I refuse to. So I kinda relate in a way. Mabe you can find some ideas on internet like food to attract them outside?
>2~ weeks when i came back.
Yeah it's the coming back that must be hard to get to. If that's the only thing you ever knew, it's not that much of an issue.

>>212987858
They're too powerful your only option is to accept that the world you live in is a Gecko's world now
You could also try to seal all the little crevasses in your room so they can't get in at all and try not to leave out food that could attract them
But desu geckos are really cool even cooler than the gay little lizards we have here
I was really happy to share my room with a lizard last winter he was chilling underneath the couch I was sleeping on
Why are you so scared of them they're really way cuter than rats besides them also shitting everywhere

>>212989455
Feet mentioned.
>>212989473
>Agree with Brune, not even a cat pic and already unleashing high tier posts
I thought I attached it, but I actually added it to a post in another thread. I don't have the brainpower to do two things at once as soon as I wake up.

>>212989429
was surprised too, thought the bot had become sentient o algo

>>212989518
Isn't their shit a problem doe?

>>212985291 (OP)
Neet pride

>>212989584
Could he be him?

Tomorrow I put my day off because it's administrative time + going to the garage.
>>212989429
I remember he posted a few threads ago, he must have talked to him about funimals for a while.
>>212989525
>I don't have the brainpower to do two things at once as soon as I wake up.
The only way to solve that is a shower or a coffee. Your brain deserve the best you can give him friend. I almost thought something was wrong.

>>212989662
ACK

>>212989683
i guess not, maybe a Twink-appreciator, he's arab after all

>>212989692
while i'm not as picky as Andalu-sama, I'm not doing anthropophagy

>>212989662
Grim.
I would do the same thing, but give her a list of 100+, 60+ hour CRPGs though.
Also, I wouldn't leave for the summer, I would sit behind her and watch her play while loudly eating crunchy snacks.
>>212989692
I heard that grey squirrel meat tastes best btw.

>>212989662
I hope this is not real for that man's sake.
>>212989663
Being a wagie is a thankless task but someone gotta do it
>>212989692
Grey niggas aren't gonna recover from this one.

In my countryside home teleworking niggas. Met a cute italian girl from Puglia the other day been talking almost non stop with her. I'm kinda nervous tho I've grown too used to my solitude
What are you all up to

>>212989429
idk either
maybe the geckos are pissing and shitting with the bots circuitry so now he had no choice but to snap out of his trollposting and needs help
>>212989584
idk if it's dry shit it's easy enough to sweep out
>>212989683
ig he also didn't like geckos...

>>212989807
What's your job?

>>212989692
>squirrel 'bab
actually nuts

>>212989828
Chicken sexer

>>212989807
It will end in disaster, avoid her while it's still early so the pain of separation won't be as big.

>>212989429
Occasionally lurk this thread because it's in a language i know and the most normal one unlike e.g. /fr/ which is schizomaxxed & /asean/ which is all pedophilic incest
>Inb4 Muslim
Not Muslim and never have been and never will be (willingly at least)
>>212989518
>I was really happy to share my room with a lizard last winter he was chilling underneath the couch I was sleeping on.
Nigga what you crazy Celtic treehugger genes fucked y'all's up destroy some nature for once in your life.

>>212989848

>>212985322
Hogaboon
(Portmanteau of hog, baboon)

The only movie I would force my prospective gf to watch would be Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
>>212989807
>I'm kinda nervous tho I've grown too used to my solitude
Don't sweat it. I relate 100% to this worry but as long as you communicate, it should be fine. If she becomes your gf or something, just make it clear you need your alone time. As long as you don't live together, should be fine anyway.

>>212989937
nature is only pure thing about this world
but yeah try to put duct tape over the crevasses in your apartment
apparently they don't like the smell of garlic and shallots too but I'm calling bullshit on that
mosquitos are supposed to hate lemons but that never kept them from assaulting me

POV: Maltanon supervising the renovation of his house : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0fkNdPiIL4

Don't kill the geckos damn it.
>>212990558
If only.

Stuck in traffic for an hour due to a traffic accident which blocked half the nation. How lovely.

>>212989914
I think I'm actually incapable of feeling love or attachment, even infatuation at this stage in life. I'm a 28 year old toomber. My main worry is i won't be able to perform in bed. The thought of it alone makes me anxious

>>212990025
Thanks dude. Those are words of wisdom. But what do i say exactly? That i need time to be comfortable to have sex? Should i be as direct?

good morning everyone
cagie tiem upon some of us again
>>212985291 (OP)
this image goes very hard
>>212986890
ما شاء الله
Abd al-Rahman lives

did a smelly fart

>>212990895
Just lie to her, tell her that you're a virgin.

The (purple) scran (with sauce!)

>>212991232
Jesus, brunoid.... my day is only starting
you don't have to ruin it like this

>>212991232
You Latinx gf should cook for you.

Just got called for the shitiest job possible:
>Techinical position at a fish canning company
>1200€ after taxes
>In Vigo, where a 60m2 flat goes for 700€/month in the outskirts, so I would still have to spend like 150€ a month on gas
>8:00-17:00, so 45 hours a week
The fuckers even told me that the 15 minute lunch break was included in the work hours like it was a plus (that's the legal minimum here for a 8 hour work day) and were surprised when I told the pay was not enough, I even had to push them a little bit to disclose the salary

>>212991261
Post breakfast.

>>212991267
Post lunch.

>>212991293
>15 minute lunch break

good afternoon fellow Shadowheart enjoyers

>>212991312
>>15 minute lunch break
Sad thing is that it wouldn't even be among the worst lunch breaks that I had.
That's the same amount that I got at the warehouse job, 15 minutes and then you had to scan you wagey card, if you missed it by a mere second they discounted you 30 minutes worth of your daily salary, you could either chose to work and extra 30 minutes to recover them or just lose them, the card thing also applied at the start and at the end of your work day and at the start of your lunch break, so you could lose up to 25% of your salary, fun times, all legal btw.
And at the alumimum company I didn't have a luch break per se, I had to eat my sandwich while pouring chemicals if the production line was busy, wich was always the case
And same thing with the trout farm, most days I didn't even eat.
Looking back I don't know why the fuck did I even care about doing a good job at those places

>>212991492
>if you missed it by a mere second they discounted you 30 minutes worth of your daily salary
recently heard about this bullshit
crazy fr fr

>>212991312
already ate it
bread with cheese and coffee

>this kills the egypsie

>>212992144

>>212992144

>>212990918
I guess you could tell her only once the time comes.
You'll have time until the relationship develops to that point anyway so don't worry about it for now.
When the time comes, if you're not ready, just tell her. But I would say it only when you feel like she'd be 100% ready for it, like she invites you to her house
>>212991095
based
>>212991232
Based, sauce is an improvement!
>>212991064
Hello Boomah, good luck for the cage

>>212991219
Lmao would be based tbqh
>>212992284
True. But this shit is moving too fast bro she's all over me. I think she wants it asap

>>212992323
Just have sex?
Sure, it could be better to wait to be more confortable o algo
But frankly, if she's all over you, she can forget a mediocre performance.

>>212992323
Well you can drop in some convo that you like to take it slow.
Is there a reason you don't want sexo at that point?

>>212991293
>>212991492
Holy shit, those are hellish conditions. I understand why you consider going back to uni for something else, friend.

>>212991445
I remember rolling 1 twice to unlock a door and after checking the team's habilities breaking the stone door with magic

What a game

zamn
huawei keyboard doesn't mess around with the word suggestions

>>212992366
Naw nigga I'm afraid i won't get hard bc of anxiety
>>212992427
Anxiety basically. But yeah I'll do just that, i just wanna take it slow

>>212991293
>>212991492
Kids these days are such ungrateful idiots, always nagging and asking for more, while doing NOTHING to deserve anything. Imagine this, they don’t even give you firm handshakes, and then have the gall to ask for wages and raises and little flowery lunch breaks like it’s some kind of vacation.
And the worst? They think that 1200€ a month is an unliveable wage. In my time I earned 100 pesetas and that was enough for everything. They just want to get rich quick without even dropping sweat from their brows.
And after all I do for them, I’m even keeping my award winning napkin collection for my grandchildren, and this is how they repay us. I guess I’ll cut them off from my will, I’ve done my part, just pull yourself by your bootstraps, you ungrateful kids.

>>212992261
so that's what scalies are into...
by Azura it is gross...

>>212992261
why the fuck would a reptilian creature have tits tho
furry porn comic tier of world building

>>212992753
did you made out with her? did that make you hard?

>>212992709
kek, nice
>>212992753
Did you ever not get hard before because of anxiety?

>>212992850
Nope didn't make out with her. Just saw her that day at the party. I live quite far away for the summer
>>212993073
Yeah several times tbqh :/

Found out a girl at work is a total degenerate.
You look at her and she’s a cute blonde petite woman, with the softest voice. But then it’s alcohol fuelled parties, literal sex orgies, bdsm, onlyfans, etc (said by knowers that have known her for years and no, they were not invited).
The two little doodle tattoos in her arms should have given it away.

>>212993221
That sucks, well then take your time. Just tell her you need to feel at ease and if she likes you she'll eat it up, don't worry.
Also, I suppose the more you worry about it, the more anxiety might have an effect so try to just not think about it (easy to say I know)
>>212993225
I know a bunch of tattooed girls who are not degen akchually

>>212992709
kek
>>212993225
common in this day and age

gonna play skyrim for the first time

>>212993425
>for the first time
what the fuck?
are we back in 2011?

>>212991492
What was stopping you from taking at 29 minutes lunch break then.

>>212993352
Sound advice dude
Thank you

>>212992634
as soon as I found out there was no downside to just smashing chests open, I gave up on lockpicking and just had Karlach smash

>>212991293
I just read it, grim
is Pontevedra, etc. cheaper so you can take a train?

>>212993524
Ok, so the cinematic kept having those lags despite the game being put automatically put in ultra
i guess my 'puter overheat easily but cmon
also why the voices are so quiet, i put maximum and it's still not loud
heard the french for can you say the same so now i recognize the meme
was deeply lost when i had to choose the race due to all the memes i read on here
therefore almost made a khajit, but went for the orc, i hardly ever hear about orc, it's always muh khajit, muh nords, muh various elves

Had rigatoni with pesto rosso and sun dried tomatoes for lunch. Was delish lads. Also woolked 8 kilomemes. Felt comfy feeling the sun on my skin.

>>212992827
Basically sap in there from a tree hivemind. Just how it is ok, don't ask
>>212993786
No problem, hope it works out
>>212993425
Nice! When it comes to it, I'll be curious to hear your opinion on current Tamriellic issues.

I am playing skyrim with exactly 300 mods installed

dark elf extermination time

>>212993890
Orcs are actually a kind of elf in TES.

>>212994025

>>212994041
You are gay now B-man.

>>212993890
but orcs are a type of elf

>>212994003
N'wah

>>212994003
this is the single most abhorrent thing I've ever heard on /med/
I will track you down and hurt you

>>212994041
Basically nigger elves.

>>212994041
They're basically poo elves. Not even kidding, they used to be elves but their god, Malacath, got eaten and pooped out by another god. He came out twisted, enraged, broken and decided to afflict the same fate to his followers, who became orcs.

I have never played Skyrim.

>>212994272
It's not worth it.
I enjoyed Morrowind and Oblivion, but by the time I played Skyrim it felt very outdated.
Very bad animations, no depth in fights, dumbed down rpg systems.
People say that it's good because it was commercially successful but if we follow that reasoning minecraft or some random gach slop are the best things ever.

Hundreds of thousands of normies in my country got tricked into thinking that this influencer was a real person (she's AI).
Did it happen in your country too?
>>212994272
It's a massive step down from Morrowind, but I prefer modded Skyrim the best.

>>212994150
mephala worshiping ash skin

I'm only watching two Japanese animation shows this summer (commonly refered to as anime).
And I'm not seeing any bleach continuation on the horizon, what are those lazy animators doing.

>>212994272
if you like rpgs it's definitely worth it. so is oblivion.

>>212994272
Same sister

Test.

>>212994530
are queen
problem, nordoid?

>>212993425
Did you remember to slap a fat stack of mods on it before you started? I used the Dragonborn's Fate mod collection the last time I played, with a couple of modded companions for good measure.

>>212996248
I don't take meds
I don't put sauce on my meals
I don't put mods

Emergency safety measures deployed.

>>212995188
It really is just that simple.
>>212994450
>>212994508
Hard agree
It has very simple gameplay loops but even then they are not satisfying enough to save the game from bad and boring quests.

>>212996367
Tits

>>212996330
>unmodded skyrim in 2025
I appreciate your dedication to removing as much pleasure from every activity as possible. In another era, you would have found your kin amongst the ascetics of old.

>>212996422
Totally neuro-typical btw

>>212996330
>vanilla skyrim
Somebody stop him!!
Why even play the game if you big breasted, pregnant orc doesn't get raped by bandits when she loses a fight?

>>212994423
>Drivetugal

>>212996984
It's amazing how bad the average portuguese drives, I don't know how they pass the driving exam

>>212996330
Normies usually play on consoles and you can't mod on those
Neurodivergent folxs customise and mod their games to a great extent

>>212996330
Modifications alter the developer's vision so the first playthrough should be vanilla.
But if you replay the game, it is acceptable to use modifications.

>>212997147
Yeah sure, make someone play unmodified New Vegas for the first time and see how they react

>>212997190
Why would I suggest an inferior replica when the original exists and is playable.

>>212997147
>Modifications alter the developer's vision so the first playthrough should be vanilla.
You should prioritise your own experience over the vision of a developer, who likely has different likes and dislikes than you.
My fun is more important - perhaps the most important thing in the world.

>>212997258
Fallout 3 is amazingly bad.
It's amazing how New Vegas is so much better with just a few differences.

>>212997350
That's what I'm saying.
Modders are usually bad at game design so their alterations make the game less fun.
There were some few cases of genius modders who created entirely new genres that dominate the industry now like the dota guys and the counter strike guys but this is not the rule but the exception.

>>212997258
You couldn't even pay me to write that stuff. I hope lowering yourself to that bait was worth the (You).

>>212997552
What do you mean, it is an accurate description of how new Vegas starts.
Divinity original sin suffers from the same problem.
Faux open world but you are being gated by high level monsters who should not be there when you examine the game world.

>>212994668
I'm watching Dandadan, watched the first episode of the Hikaru anime but it was too gay for me.

>>212997431
I cannot tell if you are being facetious or not. Perhaps you are simply Todd Howard on holiday in Greece, in which case, I want you to know that paid mods were one of the worst ideas you've ever had.

>>212997624
Okay I'll bite. One isn't superior over the over. Gothic has the same gating with powerful enemies. Does that detract from the game? No. Usually you'll follow the dotted line but once you replay the game, you learn you can have a lot of different paths to get to Vegas.

Fallout 3 is more open ended, yeah. But is it even worth it, when all the quests are absolute dogshit and the worldbuilding retarded?
The only things Bethesda did better was environmental storytelling and architectural/map design.

>>212997258
Contrary to the others I think Fallout 3 is okay for one campaign, but New Vegas is miles better
Anyway I didn't expect anything else from the resident Greek schizo

So I did end up having sex last night
One month before achieving wizard status, but oh well. Even though it wasn't great I'm glad I got it done.
It was a learning experience desu. I didn't like the girl, she seemed ugly from her pics but her body looked fuckable. Turns out it was anglefrauding, she was ugly and flabby as fuck. I was disappointed but carried on.
After a drink we made it to her apartment, and more or less started removing clothes.
Disaster struck early as I came literally the moment she started stroking my dick. It was fucking embarrassing although I am to blame because not only I gooned earlier in the day, I also hadn't mastubated for weeks before that. Honestly though it wasn't that bad, she was very understanding and the next times I took like 30+ mins to cum. Honestly though, I think it's because I wasn't attracted to her at all, and her technique was questionable to say the least.
Rest of the night was generally smooth, we fucked three times, mostly her blowing me desu and I used fingers a lot because I didn't wanna go down on her. I'm the end it was a relatively fun experience, but nothing really special. I imagine it's worth the hassle only if the girl is hot and you like each other a lot.
I'm her defense, while ugly she was very submissive and was willing to suck dick, even let me cum in her mouth twice, which actually felt real good.

My two tips are these:
1.) If you're an early ejaculator always cum a few hours before
2.) ugly girls aren't really that worth it
Tbh I went home at like 2am feeling like shit, but in retrospect I'm glad I got that experience so when I get a girl I actually like I don't make the same mistakes.

>>212997740
I tried watching dandadan three times and I dropped it three times.
I don't mind the gayness of Hikaru but I understand how some people can feel gay fatigue.
But it's a great horror anime for the summer.
I am also enjoying the /a/ threads.
They are full of fujos, such magnificent creatures.

>>212997784
I don't know this Todd fellow, but I googled his bio and he seems like such a dapper developer!
I wonder what kind of exciting surprises await us in his next magnum opus, elder scrolls skyrim 2!

>>212997856
The orc under the bridge in Khorinis is there to scout and will try to avoid you and not attack you so it makes sense being there.
The troll is somewhere on a mountain, the shadowbeast are in deep forest territory.
In other games, even some piranha games the enemies are there just because the developers don't want you to go somewhere.
If such strong monsters where near weak settlements, they would overwhelm them and so the player character should not be able to visit them.
Drova does this correctly.
You arrive at a woodcutters camp and they complain about critters.
If you don't do anything about it, by the time you reach chapter 2 they attack and kill all the woodcutters.
On my second playthrough I cleaned the monsters on the south but forgot about the monsters from the north so the camp was still destroyed and some npcs died.
I did not see such reactivity in Vegas or Original Sin.
New Vegas is a movie game and its reactivity is limited to dialogue options.

>>212997929
My taste in videogames is exquisite.

Everybody is a fucking sexhaver nowadays

>>212997944
Congrats, another sexhaver joins the fray.
If you think about it, you should be the real winner of this /med/ boy summer since Brune already had sex before.

>>212997944
You are glad that you lost your wizard powers?
You fell victim to the witch cabal!

>>212998104
The fakecels are reproducing asexually, ironically.

>>212997929
>I think Fallout 3 is okay for one campaign
It really is. It's great by itself even. It was my favorite game when I was a teen and helped me get through some shit times.
It's just when you compare it to FNV like you say that it suffers.
>>212997944
Kinda relatable. It's only worth the hassle if you like each other a lot, yeah.
>in retrospect I'm glad I got that experience
Exactly, it's a good thing even if it might feel weird on the moment. Also, are you a chad? You're talking about the girl like you're a demi god yourself kek
>30+ mins to cum. Honestly though, I think it's because I wasn't attracted to her at all
Relatable.

Good day med am back from the cagie
>>212985892
I'm not a Germoid REEEEEE

>>212998305
Post your name so i can do some genealogical research

>>212997944
>dick instantly cums to avoid fucking her

>>212998097
Weird as fuck take. You value reactivity in RPGs, which is fine. But a reactive game doesn't automatically mean a good game and a less reactive one doesn't a bad one.
Basing your whole opinion on that one criteria is strange.
By that argument, most settlement in Fallout 3 should get absolutely ravaged and should have been empty.

>>212998350
What next, my fingerprints, bank account numbers and weewee measurings ?

>>212998362
True but fallout 3 gameworld and its rules might be inconsistent but they don't bother the player.
New Vegas goes out of its way to create unnecessary friction, seeing the player as the enemy whom it must punish and not the customer whom it must entertain.
What was the thought process behind bullets having weight for example.
Yes it's realistic but one hundred other things were not.
So it was a deliberate design choice and not just an empty chase of realism.

>>212998462
all right, keep your secrets, Manfred

>>212998143
Med boy summer is when you fuck a hot tourist girl im not there yet

>>212998185
It's ok I prefer STR builds anyway

>>212998190
I'm not a Chad but I was above her league lol, believe me she wasn't a pretty woman
Also piv was kinda painful, idk why. Deffo overrated

>>212998350
I think it was pent up stress from all the years of incelhood

>>212997944
Goddamn, catnigga does it again.

>>212997944
I'd rather stay a wizard than fugging an ugly girl desu

>>212998568
While a respectable mindset, some experience is necessary. See it as practice for when you meet a girl you actually like

Well?

>>212998523
A common misconception is that wizards use only intelligence.
You cannot weave a strong spell without strong muscles.
You are bending currents of magic to give them the required form and you can't do that with limp wrists.

>>212998568
This 100%, but being a wizard is generally the superior choice anyway for someone who is not an hedonist.

>>212998695

>>212998472
>Yes it's realistic but one hundred other things were not.
All video games are like that. They aim at a balance between reality and videogamey mechanics and some like FNV achieve this better than others.
While Fallout 3 works on rule of cool and "fuck you it is how it is now shoot the fucking mutants", FNV actually ails to have a cohesive and believable world.
>seeing the player as the enemy whom it must punish and not the customer whom it must entertain.
So it was just skill issue. Sorry pal, you're not getting perks every level.
But seriously, it's just that they tried to make it more realistic but obviously it can't be perfect.
Bullet weigh is cool as fuck, better have it than not. The addition of a survival mode is another hint at their intent.

>>212998873
I only respect skill in multiplayer games.
Outplaying an ai is not a great achievement.

>>212998523
>piv was kinda painful
Piv? What is piv?
>I'm not a Chad but I was above her league lol,
I see what you mean. I'm an ugly dude so I empathize with her.

>>212998930
Benis in bagina.

>>212997944
congrats desu
how did you meet her and do you plan to see her again? was she down for just fucking or is there more between you?

>>212998995
Through dating app, we went out for drinks then back to her apartment
I doubt we'll meet again, I'm not really interested in that

why don't transluscent-sama go to leftist protests?
he's already mogging the average man, so he will uber-mog the average leftist man

>>212997944
Congratulations on being this year's Med Boy Summer champion.
I could not help but notice, however, that you lack any description of her feet in your narrative, or of any feet-related forms of sexual intercourse that you may have partaken in. Was this an oversight, or will you be doing that on your second night of passion?

>>212999145
summer is not over doebeit
is it first past the post o algo

>>212999111
Going to protests is a waste of time.
Maybe it's useful in France, in Spain it doesn't matter politicans won't change laws because of protests.

Bethesda games are fun for creating your own guy, feeling cool and exploring shit, they're not very deep RPGs and will never compare to CRPGs in that regard

>>212999456
it wouldn't be useless if you get a gf there to call people fascist scum with

>>212998695

>>212998967
Oh yeah alright. Hmm weird...
I'm in a similar case as you and didn't feel pain.
Maybe the back to back fucking tired your pp, that can happen.
>>212999506
Very true.

>>212999508
I wouldn't be able to get a gf there either, I'm not going to suddenly be less ugly or taller or have more money in a strike.

>Crawl towards me and touch your toes while keeping your back straight while jumping and don’t bend your knees or I'll shoot you.

What do ?

Wasted another day. 0 progress in the cagie, but at least I made progress with something that should help me with the cagie and make things a bit comfy. If it's going to work, that is.
Also it seems like gals enjoy my zesty tshirts. Wonder if men on the other hand just think that I'm gay or something.

>>212997944
Congrats.

just ruined one of the bf's favorite shirts

>>213000218
run at him

>>213000339
You're in a relationship, dude. You can just ask him to have sex with you, no need to jerk off with his shirt.

>>212999166
Well, nobody else seems to be making an effort round here, so I might as well just award him the title and be done with it.
>>213000218
Don't move and pretend to be unconscious.
The only winning move is not to play.

>>213000339
What lil hrvat gon do

>>213000339
Were you in charging of ironing or washing ?

>>213000385
I got annoyed at some stains and put a bit of bleach in the water but it turned pink
reddit says I should add more bleach

>>213000218
freedom ain't free

>A 61-year-old man has died after he was sucked into a Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI) machine at a medical centre while he was wearing a heavy metal necklace.
>The man entered a room at Nassau Open MRI in Westbury, on New York's Long Island, without permission as the MRI machine was running, Nassau County Police Department said.
>His wife told local media she had called him into the MRI room after her scan and his chain necklace caused him to be hurled towards the machine when he walked in.
>"The male victim was wearing a large metallic chain around his neck causing him to be drawn into the machine, which resulted in a medical episode," said Nassau County Police Department, which is investigating the incident.

How do you think you'll die, /med/?

>>213000723
The one who had a metal dildo was even more horrible fr

to answer you, in the race war o algo

>>212985291 (OP)
Sorry gents, haven't been very busy recently and 4Chan X gettin ACK-ed made me less willing to post.
But I want you all to know, that as of today, I am an MD.

>>213000723
>medical episode
You just know that they use that term for extremely fucked up damage to the body/face.
If I got crushed by a 2 tons boulder, they'd probably call it a medical episode too.
>How do you think you'll die, /med/?
Something cardiac maybe. Or being run over by a car. Boring but the more probable
>>213000880
>metal dildo
holy shit, my imagination is going places I don't want it to.
>>213000218
Just follow instructions and you won't have trouble. :)

>>213001128
Congratulations!

I wanted to make a incel rant earlier, but I forgot so here it goes.
What I'm nooticing lately, is that women will literally call the most derogatory songs art. Sure, lads also listen to songs where the lyrics is about being a chad, and banging chicks, BUT today even there was this gal whose playlist is literally full of trash songs where the lyrics just straight up are made up of lines like "make her pussy wet, pull out, cum in her mouth", "all women are bitches", "pump and dump her", "women are only holes and nothing more" then the girl will just listen to songs like this and think it's peak kino. The more time I spend around women the more sexist I become.

>>213000574
>some stains
One of my tshirts I used to wear when going to the gym, but now I just wear it when I'm on the streets or going somewhere, is stained from curling the barbells. I just don't care about it fr fr so the stain is there to stay.
I originally wore it outside, but then I lost weight, so it was too big and looked weird so I used it for gymcelmaxing, but now that my delts are larger as I now lift, it's my size again fr fr and will probably become too small in the future fr fr. Lately when getting a side delt pump my XXL decathlon tshirts feel a bit tight on my shoulders fr fr.

>>213000574
Lebbit just thought the shirt had Covid, hence the bleach.
In any case, RIP shirt.

>>213001128
Félicitations, Anon Shvilidze.

>>213001128
Congrats.
Lil' bro finna become a millionaire.

>>213001185
I don't have it anymore but there is a meme about it

>>213000880
>>213001136
Interesting predictions. We'll have to rely on the next generation of /med/ posters to compare predicted and actual data though (for me, it'll be heart attack in a bubble bath).
>>213001185
It's funny you should nootice that - I had a similar thought the other day, that the further you get from straight white male, the worse someone's music taste is. Although, in complete fairness, some of the best music is made by women
>>213001128
Congratulations - I did not realise that we had such smart people in /med/.
The public health of Georgia is in your hands.

>>213001128
boa sorte Senhor Doutor

>>213001128
MD ? Like a doctor ?

>>213001128
Congrats.
What's your specialization? Or do you still need to do more to specialize in something?

>>212993886
Sonewhat cheaper, but that's besides the point, wtf would I work there instead of working as a cashier in my hometown ornin a gas station?
Net minimum wage is 1184 for 40 hours, companies are retarded

>>213001302
The brapzilian meme where when the mutt singer says calls the women bitch whore and slut, women cheer on him, but when the incel in front of his computer does they seethe?
I too have it, but it's in my unsorted folder so I'm not going to scrool through that fr fr.

>>213001944
yh

>>213001894
fair

Some subhuman started screaming from his van as soon as he drove by me, startling the hell out of me. Fucking useless trash of a human.

>>213001894
>companies are retarded
They are not retarded, they can do this because there's high unemployment and they expect to find workers with very low wage.
The HR person jobs is to get you to work there, so she tries even if she knows is shit for you, if you accept she wins, if you don't she doesn't lose anything, she's doing her job and probably has more than enough time to talk to people to convince them to work there in her time at the job.

>>213002264
that or honking
fuck them

>>213002406
Yeah, I suffered honking before. Cancerous trash.

>>213002264
>>213002406
I am confused. Are random drivers just honking/screaming at you as they pass?
Is this normal? It has never happened to me before.

>>213002503
Seems like you don't touch grass enough.
Yeah, it happens, no it's not normal but groids gonna groids

>>213002326
this, HR (specially the hiring sector) are disgusting pieces of shit that feeds on people's desperation

>>213002503
Yeah, just some random retard who thinks that it is funny. It happens from time to time.

>>213002627
>>213002645
Didn't realise this was a thing. I mean, I knew it happened to women, but I didn't realise it happened to men too.
Maybe I do need to touch grass.

>>213002264
Something similar happened to me once too. It wasn't enough to scare me, and I completely ignored it, but I was still a bit pissed at the person because I couldn't fathom their intentions and wondered about the thought process that preceded such a thoughtless and pointless action...

>>213002838
vgh, the stone-coldness of slaves

>>213001128
Congratulations Georgianon

>>213001185
>I wanted to make a incel rant earlier
You literally cannot do that even if you wanted to, you lack the necessary qualifications

>>213003015

>>213002838
>thought process
There is none, just an animal controlled by its shitty instinct.

>>213002861
Moreover, I advocate for the death penalty for drivers who exceed the speed limit

>>213001128
გილოცავთ

BE AWAREEE

That in one bong (or 60 bings), a gartic phone room will be created.

>>212999145
I don't consider myself a winner
At some point a rubbed her feet on my cock, it was OK, like I said I was never really that into it so nothing stood out

>>213001128
Congratulations, dr.

>dadberg thought pesto wasn't full of fat

>>213003550
it's full of oil methinks

>>213003574
And oil is?

story of my life.

>>213003735
100% high protein

>>213003015
I'm a born again incel, chud.

>>213003550
I should join, but I will ruin the whole sesh with my shitty drawings no cap.

>>213003743
>dumb kitten
FUCK YOU HE'S SPECIAL NOT DUMB.

>>213003899
'ussy
Would it make sense, if my goal is improving mind-muscle connection, not strength, to do 4 sets of inline bench with a controlled eccentric, pause at the bottom, low weight, high rep, leaving several RIR 6 times a week?
Even after all these push sessions, I still can't feel my chest on chest exercises except pec deck (and chest press machine but even that is once in a while when I can clearly feel my chest).

Saw this gem on reddit.

>>213004270

>>213004076
Not entirely sure, I think for more mind-muscle connection slow reps are generally recommended, but I don't know what else more to tell you, generally I feel the muscle more the closer to failure I get.

>>213003175
shan't partake
the tshirt is saved
gonna be playing civ w the hrvatfriend

>>213004413
bussy-whipped fella

10 MINUTES UNTIL GARTIC ROOM

Venetanon when he was younger.

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0014425395

It's OUT!

Gofio + milk + sugar = cozy time
>>213004798
:O
>>213005047
GOGOGO

>>213005047
Clussy gang is in - meddiggers are OUT

inb4 people join as soon as i close the room
goddamn naggers

Gimme a minute brunecel. brb.

Let's Fucking GOOOOO

others can join in the meantime

>>213005395
GOD DAMN IT

alri I'm back

>>212994508
That's a good thing tho

NEW ROUND SOON

Wonder who fake slav is fr fr (polebro ig)

Ah fuck, I missed one picture

SISTER! I knew it was you...

IN 2 MNS NEW ROUND

Was here last week, won't blogpost too much, cool sea nice food i hate padania

Ate some chink spring rolls from Aldi

Last round fellas?

>mention gym and cardiobunnies
>they instantly think of hungarians
Rent free lads.

>>213006101
I am ready.

A NEW MODE PERHAPS ? CHOOSE

>>213006101
Last one for me is the next one no cap.

IN 2 MNS

>>213006101
Let's!
>>213006142
Maybe exquisite corpse? Or missing piece? Never tried others

>>213006142
normal should be fine imho. Letting other /med/ niggas debate this one doe.

EXQUISITE CORPS IT IS
BUCKLE UP WE BALLIN

>>213005721
I knew you would know

>>213005920
Beautiful view <3

>>213006110
One way or another, sooner or later, you will pay your rent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=valVixMpzQY

>>213006142
Lol

Was supposed to hit the psych clinic, guess I'll hit the psych ward first fore I obliterate my head against the brick wall

>using wrist weight to micro load db presses
AYO
Either absolutely goated or utter dogshit and maybe even a bit dangerous.

>>213006410
>Was supposed to hit the psych clinic
Wat happen?

last one was kinda gemmie

did you like this mode?
not a fan fr

>that last picture

>>213006786
less meme potential but more time to draw, which I like heheh

>>213006792
This one? Perchance.

>>213006612
That's a nice idea but I think with microloading you are overthinking it, there's going to be a tiny difference between doing let's say 20 kg for 11 reps and doing 20.5 kg for 11 sightly harder reps or 22 kg for 8 reps, I think at that point you are splitting hairs and unless you are female microloading won't help you make more progress.

>>213006786
Did not like the mode as much as normal, but I enjoyed not going physically and mentally insane from realising the timer is 90% done and I've drawn maybe half of what I wanted to.
>>213006837
Looks like the most cursed hooker I've ever seen in my life.

>>213006792

>>213006612
>Wat happen?
Well I'm still going there but...I have no clue when.
Despite what people say, I'm not even sure a ward would take me in earlier

>>213006786
>did you like this mode?
Prefer normal to this desu.
Last pic was goated doe gotta admit.

>>213006874
Right.
Btw, check this out fr fr.

>>213006941
>I have no clue when.
I see. That sucks.

>>213006949
>see guy being mired in the gym
>everyone instantly thinks of you instead of me
Fakecel status confirmed (again).

>>213007096
Yeah
No wonder there's no rooms left considering the state of this fucking world