Thread 211784680

Catnigga & Imhotep linked up! Edition.

Thread theme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcE9RfR7J9I

Released : >>211750450

military superpower sub-edition

Good morning /med/.

Hello medlings. New drip just dropped.

>>211785915
pic is my new ideal drip

Someone forgot to add + frens, now the portuguese can't post here as they have no access to the mediterranean sea

Good morning, hips sub edition.

>>211784680 (OP)
hallo med, what we doing today?

>>211786963
think again fucker
*sinks you*

>>211787226
Delusional

>>211787108
I'll watch the new Rick & Morty episode.

>>211786205
Pretty damn good but if I wore that at work, I'd be sent to HR fast.
I'd rather have this one

>>211787108
Going to the vet with my mother to help her out with the dog.

>>211787108
daydreaming about the neolithic revolution instead of working

>>211787108
Studying
>>211787226
Based

>>211787897
Why do you hate Castellanxs Venetanon?

>>211787108
Making poccnr bug

I think I gave the Iranian girl the ick
billions must die now, go Israel

>>211788297
How do you think it happened?
She ghosted you after the date o algo?

>>211788297
did she ghost u?

>>211788330
>>211788384
didn't really ghost me yet I think, but when I suggested meeting again and said I found it nice she took her time and then said we should meet again to tell if we match or not, then I wrote again and she hasn't answered yet
idk, she doesn't seem that into me, but I guess it's not completely over just yet
not like I'm head over toes in love either..
but overcoming the chudcel status at some point would be nice

>>211788500
what did u write her? we need to analyse this, the fact she accepted meeting again tells me she might be interested but this might be one of those bait and switches ya feel me

>>211788500
Well then there's still a shot.
>not like I'm head over toes in love either
Good. Stay detached. If it works, good, if not well back to square one. You lose nothing either way.

>>211788500
don't overthink it and don't simp

>>211788548
I said I found it nice spending time with her and if she felt the same I'd like to meet again. She took 2 hrs and then said we should talk some more to tell if we match well or not, the suggestion and time she took made me think she's not very into it. She also asked how my evening is, I replied half an hour later, asked the same back, no reply yet.
>>211788581
yes, that's how I see it too
>>211788589
yes, I'm just not experienced at all and it's rare that I even manage to land a date, this was the 3rd girl I've met in my entire life. I'm not gonna simp, but I guess it's recognizable how inexperienced I am

>>211788691
I gave the ick the same way to some girl
right after first date i was like when do we have the next? and i think normies don't do like this, you're supposed to talk but i did not know what to talk about fr fr
so eventually she said no
best to wait a few days to ask for another date
some girl can be fine with multiples dates close doe

>>211788691
>asked the same back, no reply yet.
my cope for this is that she might've been asleep depending on what time u sent it
but it might be like the french guy said and she got le ick

>>211788733
true, maybe I came off needy
whatever, it would be nice if she was into it but it's not like I can't live on my own
>>211788760
no, she definitely got the message
people are on their phones always
maybe she'll reply again, maybe not
I'll keep you posted in this incel struggle if it does continue with her

>>211789237
>I'll keep you posted in this incel struggle if it does continue with her
pls do, i have a very slight interest on iranian girls

>send text to match
>she answers with a sentence that don't allow much more
aight, imma head out

>>211789538
just ask for feet pics
women love when men do that

I'm so sore from yesterday's weeding.
Won't lift for a few days.

>>211789451
she's Azeri Iranian actually, so kinda Turkish
162cm and curly hair, definitely fuckable
but as of now it doesn't look like that's happening
se acabo

>>211789978
are you german or "german"?

>>211789789
Weeding is a compound lift, based and redpilled

>>211790015
regular kraut cracker, why?

>>211790059
it changes your odds with the girl, but that depends of her
like maybe she's le hecking trad muslima and you're turkish
or she hates brownoids and want the local ubermensch

>>211790055
I guess I will have to thank nature for the free workout then.

>>211790093
it doesnt matter if he was hot she would've replied instantly

>>211790109
terminal trvthnvke

How long is the heatwave going to last for in your country? For the UK, it's until the 24th. Expecting temperatures of 31C in the coming days.
>>211784680 (OP)
>shrimp noodles
This is the food they serve in Bast's banqueting hall.

>>211790137
>Bast's banqueting hall
Unsure if I get it, have a Gusic though.

>>211790137
>31
>heatwave

>>211790137
>How long is the heatwave going to last for in your country?
probably until the end of september

>>211790137
>How long is the heatwave going to last for in your country? For the UK, it's until the 24th. Expecting temperatures of 31C in the coming days.
Perhaps you could learn from your american brothers and buy an AC for the upcoming "heat waves" (30°C) in Britain

>>211790137
Have a sweet picture also
Yeah, not very original I know

>>211788500
Maybe it's just a shit test and she's evaluating how you respond to negative feedback or lack of interest. It's like when you go to a supermarket and squeeze the avocados to make sure they're ripe enough before you buy them, she's squeezing you to see how firm you are before she allows you access to her inner sanctum.
>>211790178
Gusling looks like he's probably less a year old, I hope you fed him the small kind of shrimps so they're easier for him to digest.

>>211790137
Here is a more trad slop

>>211790137
End of September, I suppose? I hate global warming

>>211790556
>global warming
Not real, we are entering a new ice age.

>>211790216
>>211790241
Feels significantly hotter with high humidity. People will die in Britain this summer. I bought a fan to try and keep the reaper at bay for another year.
>>211790299
Americanised slop.
>>211790378
Looks extremely delicious, I would eat 14 of them or until my stomach started hurting. Also, the Thai script looks like AI generated writing.

>>211790610
>I would eat 14 of them
Aren't you worried about your blood sugar levels.

>>211790610
No doubt you'd eat dem beans

>>211790610
>People will die in Britain this summer.
Do anglo-saxonoids really? At 30°C?

>>211787226
Perfection

>>211790630
Not at all. You cannot live your life in fear, all you can do is make the best of your situation and adapt to what the Demiurge throws at you.
>>211790556
>>211790219
>september
Grim. I will try to overlook any crankiness as you struggle through suffering season.
On the plus side, at least very few women will be wearing closed-toe footwear.

>>211790137
We are expecting 40 degrees in Portugal, catnigga.

Bibi is so high test goddamn.

I'm too tired, I don't wanna continue working for 4 more hours

>>211791081
Pretend to work, that's what most wagies do

>>211791081
>a kraut that doesn’t want to work
Happy to see the façade is cracking, /med/ is vindicated once again.

>>211784680 (OP)
>Catnigga & Imhotep linked up
qrd?
>>211785915
bonjour gman, what is the lore behind fishe?
>>211787108
take a wild guess
just waiting for the holiday on thursday

>>211791239
>qrd?
Just the pic.

>>211790109
droping TRVTHKES this powerful might violate some international conventions

>>211790378
ayoo, this nigga licking beans
>>211791289
weet ik

>>211791333
>international conventions
not like anyone cares about those these days

>>211790815
>very few women will be wearing closed-toe footwear.
this is unironically the only reason I do not kms during summer

>>211791289
>Brune N’Golo

>>211791355
>beans
I hoped for such a post from (You).

>>211791410
You had the same reaction last time kek.

Hello frens, this summer I will infiltrate into germoid lands to meet the rest of the german side of my gf's family, the town is near Frankfurt (200km away form Moselle) but the plane prices are retarded from Galicia. So we're flying to Memmingen, and picking a rent car, all for half the price of taking a single plane ticket to Frankfurt. Being on Bavaria I might take a small detour south and see Switzerland
>>211790137
Here until the 21th, then It's gonna rain again, max of 32ºC and 75% humidity

>>211791446
I forgot about seeing this gem kek

>>211791355
>licking beans
Lewd.

>>211791457
>75% humidity
Not too shabby, here when it rains it goes to 80-90%.
>see Switzerland
Enter through Shauffhausen then go south to Zurich and from there the mountains, or go west and go see the Rheinfall and Basel.

>>211790747
I'm not Anglo-Saxon, I'm a native Brythonic Celt whose ancestors settled Briton from their homeland in Iberia. My body is built for the pleasant, arid climate of inland Spain, not the extreme humidity of this drained swampland.
Anglo-Saxons fare even worse than I do.
>>211790931
>We are expecting 40 degrees in Portugal
You are going to suffer in Portugal. Hope that house you're building is getting central AC.

Back from the beach lads. Was a blackpilling experience ong.
Made sure to wake up early today so I could gymcelmaxx before beachcelmaxxing.

>>211791712
I doesn't happen in my country as it's not landlocked so we have actual beaches.

>>211788691
Don't really overthink the timing of messages. It's absolutely ok to send a message just after the date as long as you match her energy. If she's not too into it, stay aloof.
If she takes some time to reply, don't try to read too much into it.
She said she had fun and wants to talk more, so just do that.

>>211791755
Okay, then let me correct my text n shit.
Went to the thermal spa. Thermal spamaxxed.

>>211790815
Some women already started wearing shorts that leave the lower halves of their cheeks exposed.

>>211791712
Did you go to Croatia or something. Or was it a riverbank or a lakeshore.

>>211791836
Jewish lies exposed today: 1

>>211791836
beady eyes
CUMAN lies

>>211787448
The worst, yet expected outcome imaginable.

>>211791876
>Did you go to Croatia or something. Or was it a riverbank or a lakeshore.
It was a spa. It's just that we informally call both a spa and a beach (whether lakeshore, riverbank, or where the ocean meets land) a "strand" in hungarian.
While I theoretically could speak proper English, I don't have enough respect for the English language to do that.

>>211792005
>only exposed 1 (one) jewish lie so far today
NGMI, You need to up your game.

>>211792118
It's over?

>>211792150
>step up
sometimes you need to rest

>>211792150
>I don't have enough respect for the English language to do that.
That's very Anglo-phobic of you my friend.

>>211792152
Yeah.

>>211792236
RIP

>>211792183
>sometimes you need to rest
Nigga that's literally all you did for 3 months straight fr fr no cap ong desu bussin.

>>211792118
Sorry to hear that.

>>211792269
Active travel is not resting doebeit
And travel doesn't mean i can't expose jewish lies

>>211792269
Three months of rest are not nearly enough for a Mediterranean person.

>>211792267
Technically not yet, but yeah.
>>211792291
Thanks.

>>211792269
>Nigga that's literally all you did for 3 months
Does this look like resting to you?
(footage retrieved by JARVIS during failed operation: Imhotrap)

>wake up
>smoke
>eat
think I'll take a nap

>>211792501
Close enough.

>>211791638
>central AC
It’s going to have the conduits installed, but not the machine. We’ll se if we’re going to need it later.
It’s going to do cooling and heating by the way (additional pellets thingie in the living room capable of heating the whole house as additional heating device).

>>211792118
RIP fren.

>>211791446
happy I didn't disappoint you

>>211790137
On the trainer for this week's training in a shed without any AC, this will be some unbearable Zone 2

>>211792681
KEK what is wrong with the one in the middle

>>211793031
She's trying to lust on me, undetected.
No bully, she's probably the local femcel.

>>211792118
Sorry to hear that fren
May the Lord bless his soul

>>211793078
Are there also good looking people there or is everyone ugly and deformed like the ones in the pic?
you must feel like a God there

>>211793132
locals are mostly ugly imo
and the ones that are not are seemingly using a lot of makeup and shit
saw some cute local girls in random stores and sheit though, i could have saved them

>>211792681
Damn, they're so gorgeous and valid

>>211792118
Mi spiace Maltanon

>>211793288
>ZAMN, i need a wife from this region
i'd rather keep donating my sperm to desperate whitoids women

>>211793362
Neurodivergent ass hobby

We have to decide on putting her down, or rather convince ourselves.

>>211793437
that's not a hobby

>>211793441
it is better to let go on your own terms, not prolong her suffering
it fucking sucks, mine died last year, but I still think it was for the best as her kidneys and heart were failing(she made it over 20)

>>211793437
You get paid for it, brune’s investing.

>>211794046
I can't bring myself to have her put down, but at the same time I don't want her to suffer. I dare say that this isn't my decision to take. 20 is a great age. Mine's 14. She'd turn 15 in August, but that doesn't seem to be happening.

test

well someone is going to be happy

>>211794630
whats that wingspan game about?

>>211794459
>I can't bring myself to have her put down
That's a "you" thing
>but at the same time I don't want her to suffer
That's a "her" thing
What is better for her should matter more than what's better for you in these cases. Even if you don't want to let her go, you also have to look at it from another angle. Maybe she wants to go for an eternal rest as she is already too tired. And that kind of tired can't be fixed with sleeping some nights.
My wording is kinda retarded but you know what I mean.

>>211786963
Such a trifle cannot stop the real /med/dler

>>211787108
>>211787409
I like the vibes

>>211787448
>>211792118
>>211793441
Sometimes providing relief from suffering is all that is left, unfortunately

>>211790815
I am the Demiurge in my country

>>211794664
I think it's a card game? never played it.
it's just the birb game france likes, I only thought it was funny it randomly popped up on my recommendations

>>211793188
my theory about asians being extremely ugly is true
thank you for the info

>>211794862
asians are very diverse chuddy

>>211794879
>asians are very diverse
Need Okinawan brown jap gf.

>>211794879
All diversely ugly

>>211795217
levantine girls are technically asian doe

>>211795103
That woman doesn't look Japanese to me, she looks Filipina.

>white female coworker uses black skin emoji
Don't know if she's baiting or just a boomer.
>>211791239
The lore behind fishe is that I love fishe!!

>>211795601
She's baiting chuds, whoever says anything about that will have a talk with HR

>>211795601
White people are lame and black people are cool, she thinks she is cool

>>211795601
maybe she identifies as black, fascist scum

>>211792118
Sorry to hear friend... Rest in peace to the little guy.

boring slow day with scorching heat

Just got back from woolking around one of my favourite parts of London. Has lots of wide streets, huge trees on either side of the road, very low traffic, lots of detached houses all slightly different from one another, lots of small parks to break everything up. Felt a strong urge to go up to one of the houses and start sniffing it.
Here is a non-exhaustive list of things I saw when I was out:
>an artificial, disembodied voice that said "Hello, you are being recorded" as I walked past someone's house
>a white man pushing a pram with a mixed-race baby in it, with a brown-skinned woman next to him (felt like going up to him, shaking his hand, congratulating him, thanking the brown woman for existing, etc., but decided not to in the end)
>a group of shirtless, andalusianon-tier musclechads exercising in the outdoor gym at the park
>three roofers having an argument with each other
>a group of three young women having a picnic, with one of the women feeding grapes to another one

>>211797007
Beehive yourself.

Currently sending emails to an Erwan at work. This nigga is French.
Should I ask for some crêpes?

>>211797076
Everybody recognises Catnigga for the titular cat pictures, but I must say that his choice of apus is always fucking immaculate

>>211797095
There are two n doe

>>211797122
He's too good

>>211794694
I am aware that one can't sleep cancer away.
>>211795873
She is not dead yet.

>>211796892
>>a group of three young women having a picnic, with one of the women feeding grapes to another one
Did they have the designated grapes scissor or were they separating the grapes by using their hands like savages.

>>211797122
>mfw frantically searching through my folders for that one picture that perfectly fits the post (i saw it 27 times yesterday when i wasn't looking)
>>211797095
Send some coded messages to "feel him out". Drop some puns about dinosaurs and crepes, ask him if he needs you to "twink" the machinery for better results.
Our resident sino-celtic cuisinier is a smart cookie, he'll pick it up if he's on the other end of the tubes.

Forgot to mention how absolutely trashy tattoos young gals had at the beach. There was a girl who was full of small tattoos, like on both arms, both legs, on tumma, on back, on neck. All of those tattoos were just like scribbles. A small star, a pen, a small tree. Fucking unbelievable.

>>211797200
>I am aware that one can't sleep cancer away.
That was not the point of my post but that's also true.
My point was that when we had to put our dog to rest, even though it felt painful to let him go, we still did not hesitate as we knew that he was suffering. Sadly I could not even hug him one last time as when my parents brought him to the vet, they just brought him there so he gets treated, but the doc told them they could not treat him. Would I have loved to hug him one last time and say goodbye to him? Sure. Would I have told them to wait half an hour more before putting him to rest so that I can hug him? Absolutely not as it was not about me, but him. I miss him.

>>211794664
Autism simulator for Momo.

>>211797661
>i saw it 27 times yesterday when i wasn't looking
Hate when it happens

>>211797876
The tattoo situation is really dire.
The other day I saw a short woman, she was thick, not fat but thick.
Like a dwarf.
And she was full of tattoos.
On her arms, on her legs, on her back.
And she had that extremely soft feminine voice and she was really polite.
It was the complete contrast of personality and appearance.

>>211797876
>Sadly I could not even hug him one last time
Happened to me too, hate the antichrist

>beach
Thermal spa*
Number of jewish lies: 2

>2 weeks until Pandaria Classic
>haven't finished the thesis yet
I need to study more (use AI)

>>211798067
Pandaria will be ours!

>>211797661
>twink the machinery
KEK

A poortugueese, I assume Portuchad shared this some times ago : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR8fgZ2_BBs
it's pretty good fr fr

Good day med am back.
They told us we can't no longer park below the red line at the cagie because they want to let non employees park there which is completely stupid because there's already plenty of space for everybody

>>211799495
what lil bossman gonna do about it
challenge him to a duel on wingspan

>2 gypsiggers sitted next to me on the bus
Smells like SHIT

>>211796892
can't suffer in LONDINIVM

>>211799591
I don't know, coworkers will probably snitch to him if I still park there
>>211799608
I wonder what a gypsie black hybrid would look like

>>211799608
A gypsy girl invited me to have sex with her when we were 14 but I did not want to miss the bus so I did not accept her offer fr.

>>211799732
Aren't gypsies supposed to stay virgin before wedding ?

I think they just wanted to rob you and/or steal your organs

>>211799732
lamest excuse to not keep your race homogenous award

I am:
ROMAN
GREEK
LATIN
MEDITERRANEAN
ITALIAN
WHITE

>>211799732
Either you are making this up or she was a whore or trying to rob you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpNi7Gsz8_Q
>>211799904
He sure likes to make things up to screw with us

>>211799904
he's larping he always larps
he's Orban in disguise

>>211799904
>>211799782
She told me I should accompany her on her way home as her parents are out of town and she thought I was cute back then (I'm not cute anymore as I'm old btw). So when I told her no she just casually told me that she was afraid of going up the stairs alone because it's dark there and she is afraid of the dark and we could be alone in her room or something.
I was unironically too autistic in my teens so I unironically thought she wanted me to take her home because she was bored and wanted to talk fr fr. Had no idea why she would mention her parents were out of town.

>>211799973
>He sure likes to make things up to screw with us
I already posted about this on /med/ I'm sure even more than a year ago thoughbeit.

>>211799779
>Aren't gypsies supposed to stay virgin before wedding ?
Our low-class gyppos usually lose their virginites to their relatives (mainly their father) afaik after their first period. At least that's what I'm told, no idea if that's true or not. Gyppos integrated into society acting like ytpeepo are not like that obviously.

>>211800052
>he's Orban in disguise
Orban is a half gypsy half kike. I'm full kike so I'm better.
Simple as.

>>211800149
>Gyppos integrated into society
i know it's a thing in eastern europa but it still crack me up

Look at these culos, holy mother of god

>>211800199
>i know it's a thing in eastern europa
Wdym. Is it that uncommon in L'Héxagone?

>>211800240
Dibs on middle girl

>>211796892
>a group of three young women having a picnic, with one of the women feeding grapes to another one
The so-called peak London experience. Mmmm, when I had the pleasure of living there, every now and then I witnessed something similarly pleasant. British women are great

>>211799297
Wasn’t me!
City pop vibes, didn’t know the song existed.

>>211800199
I know two couples who are full 100% gyppo and they are well integrated.
They also hate the other gyppos with a passion, even more hatred than what I have kek
They also live in apartments and don’t smell like shit.

The other day a gypsy woman called me a grandpa but she had big knockers so I forgave her.

Just bought some high end shoes and shirts.
Will showcase the drip when I get home.
>>211799495
Is it that bad to park in the new spots?
>>211799685
Indeed.
>>211799687
Dead. Any black - gyppo hybrid would get aborted funky coat hanger style
>>211799732
Honestly, that non choice saved your life.

>going to do cagie related things
>webpage needed for it doesn't work in one of the most key moments of the year

>>211792118
I'm sorry anon
>>211802015
kek

>>211797876
It is not up to me to begin with.

>>211801287
>Dead. Any black - gyppo hybrid would get aborted funky coat hanger style
Wow we got some edgy boy here.
Don't you feel a bit ashamed posting this drivel as a 30 y/o boomer?

>>211799830
Kekked at the pic

>>211802015
>gyppo-jew is opressed or not
You did not mention the gyppo-jew being gay, so he's not opressed.

>>211802576
TRVTHNUKE INCOMING
There are two types of men
One gets more racist as he gets older
The other betrays the future generations of his own nation more and more as he gets older
Revealed to me in a dream btw.

>>211802576
Autism. Gypsies are extremely racist against black, just like arabs. I merely implied that they would never accept such an union.

Here is the drip

>>211802870
Unbutton the first one IMMEDIATELY.

>>211802870
>buttoning the top one
Fuck you for reminding me.

>>211802908
I like to button up my shirts all the way sometimes. It clashes with the slacker personality.

>>211803028
A bold choice then, gman.

>>211802310
As in, I don't know if my input will do anything.

MOSELLE SPOTTED LADS
>>>/an/5001585

>>211802151
Thanks.

>>211802870
The shirt is nice, but
>>211802908
This

>>211802870
good shoes for stomping indesirables

>>211802870
got unconfortable by just looking at your shirt collar >>211802908
otherwise looks good

>>211803611
these small culos are making you even more unconfortable >>211800240

I can't believe Andalusianon would think I'd say something that chuddy. Does he really think that low of me?
>>211803369
>>211803043
Buttoned all the way is cool here, dunno what's the hate for it. I like both.
>>211803575
Indeed my dear fren, you did notice the extra layered shoe sole of my gucci loafers. Perfect for curbstomping, less so for working tomacco field...
>>211802984
Huh?

>>211801287
Yes it is, smaller place and I'll have to park closer to coworker cars so much serious threat of bumping. I had the whole spot for myself before

>>211803696
>small culos
only the girl on the right maybe could be considered as small
otherwise they are very nice: roundly shaped, toned and not a gigantic pile of fat, decent amount of jiggle when moving

Thais d'Chudette

>>211804104
Just tell them that then.
"Hey I'm not comfortable with those new parking spaces, a bit too tight for what I'm used to. Would that be alright if I kept my spot or if we found another solution?"
If not possible, just don't bump into them.
And if you do, who cares? It's just a lil' bump.
And if someone cares and gives you shit, you say "I told you I didn't like those tight spots, I prefer the big ones"

>>211804332
Interesting culo-science, I'm terrible at estimating a culo.

>>211804332
Left is the best one

>>211802870
I like the bike

>>211802870
I like the buttoned up all the way BUT you have to roll up your sleeves for it to look good
also you should have aimed for different shoes and/or pants with that shirt

>>211800240
>blonde
>tanned
>probably influencers/models = retarded
Unironically unappealing.

>>211804422
>Puceaux

>>211804370
Now she'll be ready to open a trad and based Onlyfans account for her chuddy fans

>>211804603
mmmmh?

>>211803879
>Huh?
Just a girl with whom I missed my chance and will regret that for the rest of my life.
The one I usually referred to as the tomboy gf. She HATED it when I did not button up my shirts the all the way to the top so she would just grab me by the collar and button it herself.
It is what it is. I sometimes wonder how she's doing. Don't really want to meet her though as I don't want her to see the failure I became.

Also if that makes sense, they're just too conventionally pretty for me to feel attracted to them
>>211804526
Kek
>>211804571
I'm not a formalogist, I don't usually dress that way.
What shirt would you pair the pants and shoes with? Good tip about the sleeves, I'll try.

>>211804581
here is for you my nigga

imagining having that semen demon...

>>211804581
Just watch the asses jiggle, that's the appeal

>>211804671
Fuck off

>>211804700
I bet she has a huge bush down there.

>>211804700
Now THAT is more my speed.
>imagining having that semen demon...
From just 3 pics I can unironically tell she'd be the craziest and best sex one could get

>>211804740
Please don't say that. I'm feeling lightheaded.
>>211804724
Yeah I get it but they're just too pretty. Attractive but plain.

>>211804391
The thing is they wouldn't understand since it's a regular parking spot, it's just me who sucks at parking

>>211804861
I was talking about the beauty in red, Gfren...

>>211804415
years of experience
>>211804419
agreed
>>211804784
she does have crazy eyes

>>211804671
Cute! You had it before and you can have it again.
It pains me to see your inertia. You're like an hungry man with food at his feet.
You COULD have it again.

>>211804700
She looks older than me and I'm almost 30

>>211804878
*bump bossman car*

>>211804861
slut is hiding the bellybutton

>>211804908
>i-is that an heterosexual woman who isn't lactating? NEXT

>>211804963
kek at the censorship

CULO MAXIMA

>>211804978
All my posts that have nudity are Gchad certified.

>>211804888
She looks fun, I definitely would.

>>211804909
Big Bossman doesn't even work at the same place as me
>>211804951
Just stating it desu

>>211804978
F5.

>>211804681
>pants
white is always good otherwise blue or gray
>shoes
more casual light brown/white shoes wouyld be perfect
basically with light "pastel" colors you should never wear black

>>211804996
Trop grand

>>211804681
>>211805075
if you REALLY want to wear those shoes and pants light grey shirt with black buttons would be amazing (roll up your sleeves THO)

>>211804963
>>211804997
cute!
Mine are Portuchad coded
>>211805076
true
>>211805155
>>211805075
huh, you don't like black pants and shoes?
Thanks for the tips, it's useful!
>basically with light "pastel" colors you should never wear black
a shame, I like both and I like how they strike out against eachother

>>211805076
You sure are not hungry

>>211805279
>you don't like black pants and shoes?
I do but I usually wear around the shirt not around the pants/shoes

>>211805279
>pale tummy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>211805279
Wait, why does she have SO MANY empty toilet paper rolls stacked on her bathroom?
Females are pigs.

>>211804878
Then follow the next steps. Just don't bump and if you do, who cares?
>>211805364
Ahhh I see, that makes sense. I'm a big fan of black, so I have to wear around black shoes and pants.
I'm not a big fan of formal shoes and these black ones are good middle grounds. You can wear them as formal but also in a punk/doc martens way, which is why I wear around them.
>>211805464
I think that pale tummy is the hottest thing in my folder.

>>211800431
Wait a minute, you used to live in London? We could have walked past each other and not even known it. I've even visited Polski skleps in four different boroughs.
>>211802870
>that top button
I gasped for air just looking at it.
Did one of your attractive female colleagues take this photo? What did she think of it?

>>211805511
Alternatively, tanned tummy with tan lines above and below VGH.

>>211805579
Good fucking question, who took the photo?

>>211805579
>I gasped for air just looking at it.
kek, it's fine really. Maybe I'm just used to it.
>Did one of your attractive female colleagues take this photo?
Took it by myself like a big boy! Will show some female friends later to see what they think.

>>211805511
>I'm a big fan of black, so I have to wear around black shoes and pants.
Black pants look very good with a nice belt and the shirt inside them plus a nice watch and rolled up sleeves

>>211805777
checked

>>211805777
HUGE win for throatussy
>>211805852
Sounds good! I'll try those out tomorrow for my big day. Thanks fren

>>211805852
Grande Piedini

>>211805986
>Thanks fren
don't worry fren you owe me an office qt's feet pic

real catnigga hours

>>211806002
Should have said "Thanks frenS" ackshually!

Wingspan Asia DLC is available, let's gooo

>>211806117
I didn't say anything useful, besides I didn't notice the shoes beforehand but they look good as well

>>211806292
Non.

Good night, sisters.

>>211806043
There are 24 real catnigga hours in a day though.

>>211804739
I fucked up big time and I'll never recover from that. Even if I get le heckin' gf somehow, I'll still fantasize about her. It's over.

>>211806492
Already ? Good night fren

>>211806492
Fuck off pt. 2

>>211806559
V8 phonk

How do we get rid of the Egypsie bot ?

>>211806492
>Even if I get le heckin' gf somehow, I'll still fantasize about her. It's over.
Lol, no.
Believe me, I'm oneitis guy and I thought for years "huuh I'll never get over her! Never!". I was wrong.
>>211806650
Ignore him or tell him to kill himself over and over again.

>>211806779
>I'm oneitis guy and I thought for years "huuh I'll never get over her! Never!". I was wrong.
I agree, it's never completely over but it mellows down considerably over time

>>211797095
email me your cock(bird) then
>>211803200
it was me posting the chiggen originally THOUGH
>>211802870
nice fit
some bussin sneakers would fit nicely as well for a stylish yet casual jerry seinfeld look
although I already dress like that maybe I should patent that style

>>211806828
It has been almost two years for me and I still haven't met anyone who comes close to, let alone desired anyone else

>>211806997
Based, the zesty jewish look is good.
>some bussin sneakers would fit nicely
Indeed! I was showcasing new items only on that pic but I feel like there are multiple ways I can work this. Cream sneakers would look better but I'll use the black shoes with black pants and burgundy shirt for a big work day tomorrow.

>>211806828
>it's never completely over
For me it does eventually. There is no girl that stayed on my mind long term (more than a year)
>>211807006
Maybe get out more and meet more girls. You'll find one eventually.

/med/?

>>211807772
As low as you can get.

>>211807794
And how low is that?

>>211807840
Lick her low.

>fire rises update out
>Gunther EU take over kino
nice
heck yeah time for politically schizoid map painting

>>211804700
nipple

So close yet so far

>>211808630
kek, i wish my pc could handle the mod

>>211809099
Russian.

>>211809099
i want to make the border cleaner fr fr

>>211809111
lol mine barely can, but it chugs along
I'm going to form the schizo EU, then make a save file to check out both the new Paths(Gunther Fehlinger and Klaus Schwab)
will probably post results tomorrow if my PC doesn't melt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyxJ72G0lM

>>211809210
/med/ meetup at M'Bamou island

>>211809099
Crazy to think that Kinshasa (Leopoldville) was a simple straw hut village in the 1910's and became the capital of the country in 1920's with roads, railway, a port, oil pipeline and other stuff.