>>214630752
>I'm into Portuguese women now
Me on my way to Poland to shake your hand for having such good taste in women (this is me about to hop the barrier at Heathrow airport and sprinting towards the flight gate).

>>211900816
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Post her profile so one of the resident thread chads can give you ideas for something to say to her.
>>211900894
Thanks, I like your pictures of Blackie.
He knows you're watching him btw. He can smell you on the wind.

>>211788500
Maybe it's just a shit test and she's evaluating how you respond to negative feedback or lack of interest. It's like when you go to a supermarket and squeeze the avocados to make sure they're ripe enough before you buy them, she's squeezing you to see how firm you are before she allows you access to her inner sanctum.
>>211790178
Gusling looks like he's probably less a year old, I hope you fed him the small kind of shrimps so they're easier for him to digest.