Thread 214606382

friend group edition

had no friend: >>214571537

seems medders are all still sleeping
serves me right for waking up early

Good morning, sisters.
Given how on the last leg day I btfo'd my lower back, I'm going to rest instead today. The only muscle I could train are my calves, but obviously I'm not going to go lift just for that.

>>214606739
you miss out on gym one day and next thing you know you're 400kg morbidly obese
sorry to inform you but: it is so over...

Good morning Sirs!

I survived the night despite the death trap that is the sofa bed.

Good morning med

That margin.

>>214607520
All internal organs intact?

>>214607611
Chuddies (although PN hardly qualify) should choose good looking young men to get that women vote fr.

>>214607562
MASRI!
Even using the same file name I do. Gotta admit, that's kinda ZASED.

>>214606925
I can already feel my muscles atrophying...

>>214607644
With his and Abela's physique, they do not represent the fattest nation in the EU at all kek. He claims to be centre-right, but I am not really convinced. Maybe I'll be proven wrong.

>>214607625
No scars but maybe he did it the Egyptian way. I was ready to grab the nearest potted plant to smash it on his solid head.

Hello medlings!
Brunester and me are going to visit the city today and send you some gemmy pics if we have them.
Also, he's a confirmed chadcel.

>>214607611
>Borg won

>>214607716
Kek. No hair = guaranteed smash.
>>214607693
Now, what is arguably the oldest party, is led by what I think is the youngest political leader we've had. A 30-year-old is now going to be the Opposition leader. Interesting.

>>214607829
>will never have cool euro friends I just hang out with
Gonna fucking KMSMS

>>214607873
we've ever had*

>>214607829
Enjoy
>>214607888
Isn't it uncommon to do that in America ?

poojeets absolutely seething about /our guy/

Behold greatness.

>>214607954
I have no friends, I am incredibly lonely.

>>214607988
Wouldn't be surprised if he ends up with a bullet in the head at some point
>>214608022
Is it a coat of arms mashup of every euro country ?
>>214608041
But do you need friends ?

>>214608022
Legend.

>>214608076
Yeah.

>>214606382 (OP)
Good morning /med/, I finally arrived home after going out to eat for a friend's birthday and hanging out in some bars due to my best friend's friend's birthday.
In like 5 hours I gotta go to church, I don't think I'll make it.
Also the more I interact with people irl I realize just how autistic and socially deaf I can be, sometimes I don't get things, can't hear people well in loud places, and can't remember shit. It's jojover.

>>214607520
What do you mean, it's not that bad

>>214608080
>region not on here but Piedmont is
Ovah

>>214608110
It collapses if you go on the side kek

>>214608298
I personally am disappointed that we've been lumped up with the Order when they haven't ruled here for over 200 years.

>>214608322
Better than a Brit flag I guess
And then rep*blic, so icky

>>214607674
Why reinvent the wheel when i can just steal it without even changing the filename

>>214607716
People in Egypt usually only kidnap children and harvest their organs. Adults are way too bothersome and difficult to restrain to efficiently harvest organs from them so if they're kidnapped it's usually only for ransoms and stuff. Most of the kidnapping has died down nowadays tho the really bad times were in the Arab spring.

Nowadays we have a brand new method of organ harvesting which is in shady ass hospitals where surgeons steal a kidney or something while the patient is down under and then close them up with none the wiser. Read this article if you wanna know more: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_organ_trafficking_in_Egypt

>>214608080
Where’s Idaho

>>214608521
By the way I hope you did not find my post >>214572529 offensive yesterday. What I meant to say was that you call yourself names, when you are actually a smart ass nigga, literally the opposite of what you call yourself.

>>214608105
Finished the doujin.

>>214607888
You can come by next time! We'll get some croissants and visit the walkable city

>>214608080
Pretty kino

>>214608041
You have your loyal friends on 4chan

>>214608612
I understood the post even if i don't necessarily agree with it. I don't feel like denying I'm a dimwit IQlet just to preserve my ego I'll just own up to the fact that I'm retarded. Also i wouldn't get offended even if someone called me a bucketful of racial slurs because they're probably right and i don't blame them for thinking so lmao

>>214608105
The trick is to speak as little as possible, that way they will think that you are mysterious.

>>214608775
Hello Masrianon, two days ago you quoted a post from me saying that I was being dishonest regarding how I view other /med/ders in terms of intelligence.
I was being honest, I think in the particular case of Catnigga and Maltanon they are fairly capable people intellectually but they suffer from mental illness, which stops them from functioning normally in society, and results in long periods of unemployment.
Catnigga got a degree, while you don't need to be a genius to get one it's definitely unlikely for very stupid people to get a degree, Maltanon left university before finishing I assume because of his mental health issues but he was probably capable of finishing.
Also, remember that you've been born in a third world shithole, so your IQ potential has probably been thwarted by worse nutrition and education during your childhood.
What I'm trying to say is that first you are a capable person even if not incredibly intelligent, you are probably at least a standard deviation in intelligence above the Egyptian mean, which isn't too bad.
Also, since I got a better result in the test and therefore I'm more intelligent you should follow my advice as a more intelligent person, and my advice is not to hate yourself.

>>214608471
>Better than a Brit flag I guess
True, but we're separate entities. I know I'm known for my support of the plain bicolour, and I still do, but pic related has been growing on me lately.
>And then rep*blic, so icky
>tf
>tp
>>214608581
In the US of A.

>>214609252
College, not university. And, I couldn't even come up with a title for my thesis, let alone start it.

>>214609327
Isn't college and university basically the same thing?

>>214608080
Cool. It's funny to see how strange those look to me once you go further than Germany. Not a big fan of the HRE being placed in the center instead of the Pope, but eh, that's what the EU is basically.

>>214609252
Fascist scum.

>>214609378
I don't know honestly. Here the university is seen as the highest institute, even if the courses would be at the same MQF level.
>>214609390
I can understand why the HRE was placed in the middle, alongside the oriflamme. Perhaps the Vatican would've been places alongside them.

Good Morning anons
I'm eating tiropita with coffee.
What did you ate for breakfast?

Had problems falling asleep at night, was thinking about Napoleonic wars

>>214609763
that war turned spain from a global superpower into an irrelevant European country. I would be pissed too

>>214609718
I'm eating chocolate and drinking coffee. Breakfast of champions.

>>214609763
understandable
sometimes I get certain time periods/civilizations living rent-free in my head, this usually lasts for a couple weeks
right now I can't stop thinking about Mesopotamia

>>214609812
what chocolate do you prefer? dark or milk?

The daylight shift my fuck with my walking route, at the part where there's no light and the road is rough.

>>214609809
Not only because of that, that little italian guy conquered everything between France and Russia, that's impressive, I don't know why I didn't google that before, gonna look up more details about that period of time

And I found out because of a youtube video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZuwhYB0yQ

>>214609846
I don't care about the past, I mainly think about the future.

Imagine blazoning that CoA, by the way.

>>214609860
For me it's milk because I'm a pleb

>>214609930
Death to the anglo btw

>>214609940
you doom yourself to ignorance, for one cannot know where he is going if he does not know where he came from

>>214609252
>remember that you've been born in a third world shithole, so your IQ potential has probably been thwarted by worse nutrition and education
Bruh

>>214608775
>fact that I'm retarded.
Okay. I'll nonetheless won't stop believing that you're a genius. Noone else can pull biological pubmed shit out of the blue like you can.

>>214609378
They used to be a bit different, but they are pretty much the same today. Uni used to be harder than college before they came up with these Bsc/Msc type of thingies.

>>214609454
Xenophobic scum.

>>214610002
So, where are we going?

Weeked breakfast consists of warm milk I pour on muesli.

>>214610002
But what if the future is the past, a reflected dream of a captured time.

>>214609930
watch this YouTube playlist from Epic History tv. These are my favourite documentaries about the napoleonic wars
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUOc2qodFHp-GXFYTYLF_Q-MHyMJyySiL

>>214610056
Will watch them, thanks

>>214610023
>>remember that you've been born in a third world shithole, so your IQ potential has probably been thwarted by worse nutrition and education
>Bruh
Where is the lie?

>>214609809
Napoleon set Spain back centuries. The amount of people that died is simply unbelievable. I'd say by then Spain was already an irrelevant country though, simply because of the rampant corruption and the many rulers letting power and money hungry individuals lead the country. We had more Rasputins than Russia did.

I cannot blame Napoleon, though. I think he had the right idea but the means he used were wrong. I blame Charles IV and Ferdinand VII.
>>214610023
How am I xenophobic?

>>214610026
depends on how much europe keeps shooting itself in the foot

Back reveal

>>214610317
Tar.

>>214610317
I may not be a Christian but churches do have soul. Maybe I should follow in the footsteps of Richard Dawkins

I want to make a local version of that maximalised coat of arms, divided in regions.

Just learned about Purple Aki, do Brits really?

>>214606703
Her face is 20% eyes

>>214610317
Who is the chubby guy.

>>214610886
I'm sure every country has a few eccentric people

>>214610268
europe is not shooting itself in the foot, nationalism creates borders. they want to destroy that by painting europe in the same colour. then rule over the divided people. you think all this is about money? maybe to the poor fools that sell the nations but not for the guys on top

>>214610988
and that's a good thing
big eyes, big SOVL

>>214606382 (OP)
>see flag
>post in thread
Here something for our med friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvcCAv3i-Cc

Ordered a 'bab
Galette with all veggies + feta and andalussy sauce
Some fries too

>>214611263
Looks like Gollum if was caked up in makeup

>>214611682
Where is the meat.

>>214611722
Obviously the usual normal meat, pic coming up

Lost a Wingspan game against a lucky bastard who got 50 points off bonus cards because he ketp drawing them and got the best bonus card in the game
>>214610317
Is that Brune with the yellow shirt on the right ?

>>214611770
>the usual normal meat
What does normal meat even mean. Meat can be:
>fish(sea/river or lake)
>shellfish(clams&cephalopods)
>pork
>beef
>chicken
>duck
>goose
>turkey
>goat
>sheep
Not including game meats like phesant, boar or deer.
>feta
There are many different types of what you people call feta. You should always know what you are eating.

>>214611845
Obviously

>>214612065
Normal kebab meat is lamb meat

>>214612065
It was a pork kebab of course.

>>214612438
Looks too healthy, do only meat and sauce next time.

>>214612438
>Normal kebab meat is lamb meat
LOL nope.
>>214612449
>It was a pork kebab of course.
Great choice. You should also try the fish kebab. It is highly underrated.

>>214609930
>everything between France and Russia
A small correction: Poland was not conquered by Napoleon, we joined him willingly, with high hopes and excited as fuck (if it weren't for the weather, the Russian question would have been resolved once and for all)

>>214610583
Ironic, isn't it?

>>214612897
>Ironic, isn't it?
Something that Dawkins has pointed out is that secular Jews exist. They don't believe in God but they take part in some Jewish customs. So I guess secular Christians can exist too. There are arguably many secular Christians - people who don't believe in God but still celebrate Christmas

>>214608612
Niiice, what did you think of it? Umekoppe's works are really really good, I love the way they draws male characters.
>>214608521
Damn, I do tend to associate middle east countries, or north african countries to more dangerous types of crimes. The most common dangerous crime here is narcotraffic, or drug trafficking. Organ trafficking is quite rare.
>>214608962
They do ironically think I'm very smart at times, it's just that most of the time I'm too distracted to react quickly to some things. They were definitely surprised and (worriedly) laughed at the fact that I know how to poison people kek.

>>214612897
Culture and religion mutually influence each other, so if you are born to a culture like English culture even without being religious you will naturally encounter certain traditions that are informed by Christian religion, and it's normal for people to appreciate at least some part of the culture they grow up in, and some of that things people end up appreciating are of religious origin.
There's nothing ironic about it.
Also, being nostalgic about religion can make sense in other aspects, for example, the truth is religion while being false is comforting for the people who believe in it, so a world where everyone believe in a religion could be viewed as a simpler world, old people generally tend to be nostalgic for the good old times that were simpler, even if they weren't actually better, and for Dawkins' those times were also more religious, and specifically more Christian, so in his old age he might miss when people would go to church regularly.
Also, the originally mentioned churches are many times beautiful buildings that had a lot of effort put into them, so it's normal to appreciate them from a purely artistic perspective, just like a Christian could see the beauty in a Mosque.

>>214609252
I agree with this anon, being educated in a third world country in comparison to a first world one will definitely show gaps in knowledge and efficient lewrning of things needed for more advanced careers like engineering and science. It's not that we can't be smart, a lot of people are super fucking smart and skillful both with their hands and brains, but they don't have the resources to perfect their knowledge, get a degree, get into college, and mental health can just fuck up your career 100%.
I got a shitty score but I answered quickly, without thinking, in like 8 minutes 'cause I was distracted. But I know that a real IQ test also measures so many more things to determine how functional you are.
>>214609256
It looks so pretty.
>>214609812
I love bitter chocolate, I could eat it for breakfast without any trouble.

>>214610317
DAMN that's a chocolate sugar plum boy, I almost never get to see really dark skinned people. I think their skin is beautiful, and wish I could stare more. Like red hair, and freckles, and vitiligo.
>>214612438
damn, two treats in one photo, nice kek

Did not buy the coffee bags after all because they were 10 for £3.50, and I could not bring myself to waste the money.
>>214606382 (OP)
Nordic nibbas be like "I'm aroace~! :3"
Bitch, how about I aro-erase you from existence with my Mediterranean might.
>>214610317
You took Brune to Sunday mass? You're gonna be there all day with all the sins he needs to confess.

>>214610317
>>214611845
Kek wtf, is he really black? I thought we were just larping.

>>214613430
>what did you think of it?
It was a nice one and I really like the way the artist draws the characters. Saw some fangirling over the artist in the comment section of the site you linked too fr fr. Was not enough for me to rub one out to it, so I had to use up my emergency supply, a brown latina milf saying que rico and me calling her mami or mamacita during the act. Imagine giving her the best sex of her life then the next day she makes some tamales for you or some latin shit. VGH.
Took me close to 90 mins to be able to coom btw.

>>214612438
Gironde, is that the same place we went with Turkfren? Sovl

>>214613886
The very same! I told him we already went with you guys!
>>214613879
>I thought we were just larping.
No no he really is black, you thought we were joking?

>>214613641
>I love bitter chocolate, I could eat it for breakfast without any trouble.
I don't like dark chocolate so much. It's okay I guess but I don't love it.

>>214613861
>Did not buy the coffee bags after all because they were 10 for £3.50, and I could not bring myself to waste the money.
35p per cup isn't too bad, but for £3.50 you can probably get a bag of ground coffee which should make more than 10 cups, using a french press

>>214612480
/brit/ is giving me yellow fever again help

>>214613861
Catnigga why haven't you told me about Purple Aki in all this time I've been posting here?

>>214614099
If you love gooks so much just order a mail bride

>>214613861
Yeah, the good thing about the coffee bags here is that they're cheap, don't waste too much money on a product you're not sure you will like. It's very soft and not intense tasting.
Bah, at least for me, my med and native american genes yearn for some strong ass colombian coffee. So tasty you don't even need sugar or sweetener.
>>214613879
I was also surprised to learn that Brune is actually black, but even more to learn that he's bald. I thought he looked like a twink somehow.
I am glad though cause that means I'll have an easier time drawing him, heeheh!
>Saw some fangirling over the artist in the comment section
Istg that's one of the funniest parts of reading manga in bato.to, after you just relax and unwind you can see all the other girls and gays just posting memes and reaction pictures.
>Imagine giving her the best sex of her life then the next day she makes some tamales for you or some latin shit
I wonder what'd happen if I made a normal vocaroo saying "Magyar, I made some toast with jam and cream with yerba mate for you! Just stay comfy in bed, it's cold and you deserve to rest!" but in Spanish. You'd explode kek.

>>214614177
I have though, I'm pretty sure I've mentioned him at least two or three times in /med/.
Growing up, Purple Aki was a myth to me, I actually didn't realise that he was a real person until I was in my 20s. He was like an irl creepypasta to me.
>>214614038
For £3.50, you can buy half a 'bab 'ap.
I've never used a French press before, and I don't actually know how to prepare coffee since I've only ever drunk instant powder.

>>214614336
When are you rating the baberino doe?
8€ btw

Also the archives will probably bring the truth in the purple aki MENTIONED or not

There are fascist scums amogus

>>214613962
>you thought we were joking?
Ngl yes. Even I, when newfags came here, told them Brune is actually black. Thought it was some inside joke that came to be because of the /med/ iceberg. Given how he talks so lowly of buraku piporu and other minorities, that just made me believe it even less that he was black kek.

>>214614283
>You'd explode kek.
Please don't. I don't want to spend more time gooning. I wouldn't be surprised if I spent more than 11-12 hours this week gooning. I could have used that time to do other things y'know.

>>214614575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzzCpfDQUxM

>>214614207
can't I'm too poor
best I could afford would be a Tajik mail bride, maybe Kyrgyz if I stretch my budget

>>214614283
Are they even cheaper than instant coffee over there? That's the cheapest kind you can buy here, and since my family is spiritually Jewish, that was the only kind of coffee we ever had growing up.
>>214614502
>>214612438
>When are you rating the baberino doe?
8/10. Nice girthy thickness and the meat:bread ratio looks excellent. Deducting points for garlic mayonnaise not oozing out of the opening though, as well as no can of strawberry flavoured Mirinda next to it.
>Also the archives will probably bring the truth in the purple aki MENTIONED or not
>743 results found
Surprised it's not in the thousands, but I guess /brit/ skews young and people under the age of 30 did not have to leave in constant fear of Purple Aki as they stood alone at train stations.

>>214614729
>755 results
Damn, almost not memeing with that magic number you posted

>>214614336
>I have though, I'm pretty sure I've mentioned him at least two or three times in /med/.
Well, I don't remember it and if I don't remember it, it didn't happen.

>>214614883
Risky post.

>>214614336
>I've never used a French press before, and I don't actually know how to prepare coffee since I've only ever drunk instant powder.
Yeah I guess a french press is alien to many Brits but they're pretty easy to use. You basically just mix ground coffee and hot water together and wait for it to brew.

Coffee time with my nigga
>>214614612
It goes to show that minorities are even more chuddy than wypipo sometimes.

>>214614805
Also, apparently he died like two weeks ago. I didn't realise that until I looked him up just now.
Another legend swallowed by the maw of time.
>>214614883
>Well, I don't remember it and if I don't remember it, it didn't happen.
Someone just placed a one-click order for a crate of Rohypnol in Bretagne.

>>214615089
Outstanding post.

>>214615089
*get 35000 pounds decades ago because racism*
Luv being a negro

>>214615082
That's what I say but people don't believe me kek. Thirdworlders are fucking racist as hell. If you're not from the gang we'll pick at you, sadly that's how everyone operates around here.
>>214614612
Someone should try making a /med/ iceberg image, there's so many cool facts about this general. Like Andalussy being Argentinian if I'm not mistaken.
>More than 11-12 hours this week gooning
My poor nigga gon' end with spongy dick syndrome fr fr, holy shit man. Seems you were pent up somehow. I personally have been feeling hornier since I got put into aripiprazole. And I've been notoriously more shaky than before.
If I were given Adderall or Ritalin I would be a fucking fiend.

>>214614729
Yes indeed, they're cheaper than instant coffee and my mom buys it for that reason, aside of the fact she doesn't like strong tasting coffee. She says instant ones are too bitter for her kek.
>>214615082
Have a good brekkie/snack, wonder what hour is it in Baguetteland.

>>214615332
14h30

>>214615285
>Someone should try making a /med/ iceberg image
We already have one. I don't have it though. Maybe catnigga or gman does.
>Andalussy being Argentinian
All 8 of Andalucia's 8 great-grandparents were Andalucian, however, he was born in 'gentina, so he identifies as Argentinian and denies being white or something. He also claims he's not white despite his translucent skin, because his hair is brown and not blonde. And white people by definition have blonde hair o algo.
>Seems you were pent up somehow
Nah, I could just use this opportunity given how my parentbergs are staying abroad rn. They are coming back tomorrow doe and the gooning will stop. I'll also go on nofap for like 2 weeks maybe 3 too so I can focus on more important shit. It's fun playing with the cock, but wasting so much time doing that is not fun.
>spongy dick syndrome
My cock is a survivor or something.

>>214615551
I was born in Spain.
Also you are so innocent and gullible.

>>214615609
>I was born in Spain.
Ok. My bad. Then it was your parentbergs born in 'gentina.
>Also you are so innocent and gullible.
Explain rn senpai.

>>214615609
Ok Averroes

Brune insisted we listen to african ass music like zouk in the car. Being in so close proximity to his negro musk while it was 31°C out was quite a sobering experience.

>>214615725
Brune is obviously not a black person.
To prove he's black, he can hold the famous Girdonde rock over Gironde's bald head and take a picture, so he shows his hand and proves it's him and not a random black hand.

>>214615938
Is anyone seriously saying that lmao

>>214615938
Meant for >>214615643

>>214615609
Don't you ever want to go to Argentina on holiday and see what it's like?

>>214616125
Not really, I think it would be too exhausting to have to meet my family.

>>214612438
The thumbnail makes you look like you peed yourself desu.
>>214613641
It is.
>>214614336
I heard of Purple Aki before, but not from here.
>>214615082
Black cup for the black man.

>>214616125
He has limited money due to being a para-neet. Andalusia has cool nature too and if he wants to see white people he can just look in the mirror (with sunglasses).

>>214616196
Neurodivergent moment

>>214616286
I didn't mean tomorrow morning, I meant in the future in general
>he can just look in the mirror (with sunglasses)
Kek, translucent ass nagger

I spent the last 200 minutes of my sunday preparing the grill, grilling and eating.
I unironically need to take a rest bow

That 72 yo of my retarded fatger is smoking the second cig right before me. If he ends up in the hospital I wont even go visit him

>>214615938
Until today I did not believe he was black. Even when I saw that pic, I thought gman just took a pic of some random black guy's back. Then after convincing me like 2 posts later, I started believing Brunoid is black.
It's over.
>so he shows his hand and proves it's him and not a random black hand.
Gman given how much of a frenmaxxed person he is, could just rizz up some random black guy, talk to him for a minute or two, then ask him to hold the stone over his head.

>>214616196
>it would be too exhausting to have to meet my family.
Something about neurodivergence

>>214616616
This is the work of the new world order.

Already 15:30

>>214617393
With the amount of whining you do it seems like you work in a XVIII century coal mine

>>214617668
Nagged that wagie.

>>214617668
>>214618115
Stop bullying I already warned you there'd be whining

Ketchup... Catsup...

>>214610665
I started it. It will take a while.

>>214618312
>that pic
mix those two, and you get a very potent ideology

Original mosque (Almoravid) mosque on the left, Almohad mosque on the right.
After conquering Marrakesh, the almohads (basically Berber niggas from the desert getting frisky and taking advantage of the Almoravids being annihilated by Big Iberian Bvlls) razed the old mosque and killed almost everyone in the city. The reason? They were heretics. Why? The old mosque had a deviation of one or two degrees from perfectly facing Mecca, so it was reason enough to destroy everything.
You can’t even tell the difference between both buildings (or the building and the remaining floor from the old one). They really do.

>>214615841
Who is blacker, him or booma? (Trick question, I know it’s venetanon)

>>214618312
Niggas really added a plus sign because they ran out of paper to put extra letters kek

Also come and enjoy the mint tea.

>>214614668
Sexo with moonfaced women.

>>214620469
(Picture adulterated to hide the blackness, it would be too black for /med/ tastes).

Today there's a fucking GAY parade in my town, they added a few letters again
LGBTQIAPK+
I'm not GOING
(to the carabiniere keeping check of my post, any claim is ironical and should be considered an artistic work of fiction and falsehood)

>>214620469
Next vacation you should consider Turkey as a destination.

>>214620637
No, I think I will see some nurages.

>>214620469
Also I thought you wouldn't cheap out in your clothes don't buy in Springfield you should at the very least buy Spagnolo.

>>214620712
It was a joke about your hairline, I was trying to make you insecure about it and also at the same time offend the bald anons that would kill to have your hairline at 30 something.

>>214618312
Mix those two and you get the average HoI4 player.

>>214620760
>wasting money on clothes
>trying to offend me
My sweet summer child.

Brunoid, should I pay 35€ per person to see the Mummy film set in Ouarzazate?

>>214620591
>PK
What do P and K stand for?

>>214621171
>>Brunoid, should I pay 35€ per person to see the Mummy film set in Ouarzazate?
If you don't do this, I will never forgive you.
I will never share my sugar with you again.

>>214620637
All of us Iberians of /med/ are balding, you included.

>>214621322
Pansexual and KINKY

>>214620347
>Who is blacker, him or booma?
All jokes aside, Brune does compete well with boomah on the swarthyness scale, especially the arms.
>>214620469
Based, serve us a cup and we'll be right there.

>>214621171
99,99% chance it's not worth it but the memes are calling. I can't find it but imagine my picture of a kinoplex in the desert I made.
Gladiator is kino too btw

>>214621093
Your lust for schafer confirms that

>>214621519
Drooling.

>>214621646
It’s in the middle of a literal desert on the other side of the mountains. I’d probably get shot while traversing the mountains and/or get decapitated if the film Babel and the story about the two girl tourists are to be trusted.
So probably not worth it with the kid. I’d go there for the memes if I were travelling alone.

>>214621548
Don’t forget to serve some cobbee to brune in the special vessel, for the memes.

>>214621775
It's a tour doe, you're not camping on a path of the mountain
But fair
Though you shouldn't go at all to nafriland then
Dadberg ate in a cafe there that blowed up a week later

>>214621829
That café is now up and running again.
Read about the amount of t*rists that died there, based bomb niggas.
>blowed
Blew.

>>214621907
Don't correct me I don't respect this language

>>214622031
Maths for biology should be relatively easy, probably some statistics and very entry level calculus, if any calculus at all.

>>214622031
ROCKED
Have a nigjeon

>>214622101
I have done any maths since 2018
bought myself a highschool maths fpr dummies thingy
I understand the other lecture subjects a lot more than I thought I would tho
maybe it's not all over yet
>>214622137
>sachant que h = 2πℏ et que h est solution de 5h+7 = 55, combien vaut l'abssice se f(h) du négrogeon

*Spawns*

>>214622623
Boobtastic!!
>>214621775
I proudly showed him the vessel but he doesn't like cobbee. :(

>>214622515
>L2 mathematics applied to biology

>>214622709
>doesn’t like coffee
Don’t forget to kill him during his sleep tonight.

>>214622709
Common neurodivergent trait, which is in fact shared by the translucent

>>214609252
>you should follow my advice as a more intelligent person, and my advice is not to hate yourself
Fuxk u ur not my mom + ur gay

>>214610317
Man Catholic churches are HUGE and heightmog the fuck out of gay faggy Protestant or, Allah forgive me for uttering this word, Calvinist churches that look like someone raised a cross in a barn and decided to call it a church. Sad how there's so few kids there though and on a Sunday morning to boot. In two or three generations this church might be relegated to being a cultural site instead of an active house of worship. Pretty grim desu.

>>214620469
Absolute Chad i KNEEL. Refer to picrel

>>214621907
Was blown** it's in the passive tense, chud.

>>214622784
beautiful sauropsids

>>214622784
Hungary mentioned.
>indigo express
Jewgle tells me it's an indian 'taurant. Hungary has fallen fr KEK

>>214622623
>right nipple piercing
Amazing.

Had a nice comfy nap and then woke up to eat lunch, homemade pizza with my mom, broberg and my stepdad who's also a total bro. It makes me happy seeing them be joyful together cause that means my mom will be in less of a shitty mood thanks to it kek.
>>214615551
I will never understand some people's obsession with race and just what % of a certain race they are, like the ones who LARP as super white and the ones who LARP as being cherokee alien mexican white irish clusterfucks like that egirl who pretends she's a hippie trustafarian who smokes weed and has an onlyfans, frfr.
>They are coming back tomorrow
The end of Magyargelion 1.0: You Can(Not) Coom
I wonder if you'll last the nofap period, you seem like the type of person who'd fap every day if possible.
I tend to want to masturbate when I feel lonely or needy, like wanting affection. I wonder if it's the same for everybody.
>>214620469
Based and wifepilled. She looks really cute.

>>214620469
OH WAIT FUCK I'M SO SORRY I'M TOO BLIND, I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIRL
FUCK
YOU LOOK HANDSOME THOUGH I'M SORRY

>>214623957
Stop trying to bait me, she isn’t visible.

>>214622031
this is how magyar's cock will look in 10 years btw
>>214624026
I am a fucking retard and fell for an optical illusion that your shirt made. I thought I saw boobs but it was just a crease.
Magyar's infecting me with his gooner ways, and this morning I saw too many girls with skimpy outfits and their tight boobas showing. I can't think.

>portutranny

>>214623669
Can you tell it's from Hungary? Might be Berlin I don't remember fr fr

>>214624448
Pitta.

>>214624536
Bread?

>>214624549
The bread shall be a mattress and me

>>214623275
I have a great webm for a Twinko edish btw

>>214624606
I don't get it.

>>214624728
Bread can be used for sandwich so the two buns are me and the mattress
Maybe the joke was too autistic

>Bulgaria
Fixed it

>>214624728
She will be like the sandwich's filling because Momo (?) will be on top of her and the mattress beneath her with her in between, like a sandwich

Le Reddit restaurant

>>214624784
Ok, so maybe I got it after all.
>>214624883
Lewd.

I can't stop sneezing. If I die remember my memes as above average please.

Some kind of incel freak in his forties died in the building of mumberg, might be suicide or his lifestyle
His gattino was still alive doe

>>214625019
No.

>>214624714
idk if ill be around doe
only on the 'chan cause im bored on the train rn
>>214624444
>>portutranny
checked
rip
she was too valid for this world

>>214625067
Who will take care of kitty now ?

>>214624919
Kek gemmie! Btw, almost finished there, will be back soon

Good night, sisters. Finna watch a movie on Netflix (cringe) and eat a frozen 'za while watching said move (ultra cringe).

>>214624444
>Can you tell it's from Hungary?
Libri is a hungary bookstore. And I googled what kind of place "indigo express" was and it's an indian 'taurant in Judapest.

>>214623957
>I wonder if you'll last the nofap period
We'll know more by the end of the week.

>>214624131
>this is how magyar's cock will look in 10 years btw
My body will be dead in 10 years. My SOVL will live on though.

>>214625126
Fourrière for now.

>>214625108
Vidéo is too heavy anyway, here is a pic

Terrible news, despite having memes ready, Gironde refused the sloppa. Wormtongues will say it's because he doesn't want to get sick but truth is he wants to have a completely empty fridge to not waste anything (before his woolk). Sad! Sorry for the teasing, you will have to blame the 'ronde.

>mfs asking me which highschool I was from
>>214625497
however I will NOT wear the hat of shame and explotation for a while now
poor pancrustacean probably thinks he'll get a bonus at the end of the season...

Many qts in Bordeaux fr fr

>>214625982
Dimoxinil saved this nigga's life. You brutally mog them with your life experience in the mouth of hell THOUGH.
This week I was asked multiple times if I was 20 btw.

>>214625371
What film are you watching? I'm trying to finish a book until tonight because I need to return it to the library

>>214626222
checked again
it's also what not smoking and drinking does to a mf
I think im gonna get a satchel actually because there's a highschool not far from my appartment and I feel like a nonce when I walk out in the morning to get my bus and I look like one of the highschoolers with my backpack
the backpack also is a fashion faux-pas desu

>>214625550
>Terrible news, despite having memes ready, Gironde refused the sloppa.
Eat the slop, G-man.
Brunechow managed to get a spicy and exotic Latina into bed - maybe he could share the recipe with you afterwards.

>>214627476
Me on the right injecting liquid purple meat into Gironde.

La sloppa du jour is servie, monsieur.
>>214627160
I'm just waiting for him to get a georgian gf o qualcosa for me to get a type of cuisine I never tried.

Starting to get dark

>>214625550
Where will you be walking?
Don’t forget setting up the tent for those brokeback mountain moments.

>>214628013
Strangely, it looks like Gman’s cooking skills are rubbing on you. It’s not purple slop, now it’s simply poopchow.

Please don’t tell me the saucy stuff on the bottom came out of Gman’s butt.

>>214628013
Brune-Gironde fusion cuisine. Flavour and spices, but also grim, unidentifiable ingredients which may or may not be suitable for human consumption. I don't know what that meat cookie is, but I feel like you could break a window with it.

Anyway I will stop this string of posts by simply saying

>fleeced by nafris award

>>214628687
What did they make you buy ?

>>214628741
Moidstuff. I brought the price down more than 50%, but from the look of his eyes when he accepted, I immediately knew it was owari da.

>>214628832
At least it's cheap compared to Portuguese prices, right ?

>>214628879
I checked some online stuff and it often goes for 1000 or 2000 on Etsy, so I paid ten times less, but my Jew senses tingled like mad.

>>214629040
You should have said you're not interested and leaving the place to say if the guy would be willing to lower the price

>>214628352
I'm not hiking with him doe...

>>214628415
Confusing post, it's not my slop. I wasn't allowed to cook.

>>214628608
Gemerald. Girondino said the galette would be dry before we even ate it.

>>214628687
He was just happy to see you.

>>214629120
Yes but the succubus was getting uppity because of the time, I wasn’t given ample time to enact all the anti-fleecing strategies. I did say I overpaid while laughing and looking at him strangely, so he threw a small camel bone box to store jewelry or some such in the mix (the fact I didn’t budge and he was in a hurry to close store might have made him more malleable to giving me the box).

I'm still sleepy and feel too tired to do anything... I seem to have used all my NEET energy for the next days to go out...
I had a dream where I confessed to my best friend that I'm embarassed of being so autistic and socially awkward or kind of challenged, and that I just always stand out for being too extroverted, friendly and too trusting but kind of dumb in things like maths or second meanings.
Freud would be proud.

>>214629295
I thought it was you. Gman is loosing skills then.

It's Brapzil independence day btw
Booma is gorging on bunda o algo

Good night med, pray for me tomorrow

>>214630381
POV: You're the old bitch tomorrow morning

>>214630327
oh shit gonna go to /bra/ to celebrate hell fucking yeah!
>>214630381
I will have you in my prayers, Mashallah habibi.

>>214628608
I prefer to use Ralph to break windows.

I'm into Portuguese women now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UadtlXKk1ek

>>214630752
>I'm into Portuguese women now
Me on my way to Poland to shake your hand for having such good taste in women (this is me about to hop the barrier at Heathrow airport and sprinting towards the flight gate).

>>214632371
Catnigga be like: https://youtu.be/NlgmH5q9uNk

>>214632445
This sound sounds like the 1980s. I wonder what happened to make synthesisers extinct - you never hear them in music anymore.

>>214632631
It's not that they're extinct, rather that they evolved into different instruments and they're more of an aesthetic choice rather than the most available tool to make tunes like back then. Chillwave, synthwave, and vaporwave still use synths a lot, and some artists love to use that 80s' aesthetic in the music, like Ariana Grande and The Weeknd. It's still popular, you just gotta look a little bit for it.
https://youtu.be/5UE2kT5LxE0
https://youtu.be/i4ZuseKFBF0 (the music video for this is pure SEXO, look for it if you like the song!)

>>214632223
Mmmm <3

>>214632371
I will be waiting for you with Kinder bars and petabytes of you-know-what-kind-of-materials <3

>>214632445
Good one <3

>>214632631
Indeed. I predict some form of renaissance in the coming years

>>214632631
They do, one just has to dig.
https://youtu.be/tc_KCIPPcKc?si=zVafGpgxgdoccNI7

>>214632939
>petabytes of you-know-what-kind-of-materials <3
Pictures of women's pretty feet?
>Good one <3
If there's one thing that I inherited from my parents it's their supreme music taste, at least something good had to come out of them, heh. Always have been fans of international music, cultured in that aspect.
If only parties here had this type of music I would never go back home, I could dance until the afternoon without resting.
https://youtu.be/lSrKfSDwIi0?si=w0o4yAgXllv5B-n4

>>214633109
Oh my GOD YOU MADE ME REMEMBER A SONG THAT USES SYNTHS AND IT'S MODERN AND IT'S SO GOOD
IT'S LIKE THE MODERN LADY BY MODJO OR STARDUST MUSIC SOUNDS BETTER WITH YOU
SYNTHWAVE AND SYNTHS ARE STILL ALIVE BABYYYYYY
https://youtu.be/T9Ybj8nrtQw

>>214632794
SEX

>>214633224
Nice one. I highly recommend the band I posted if you like that romantic synth sound.

>>214633389
S E X O
I need to find more pics of pretty ladies in lingerie.
>>214633439
It was amazing, I'll try digging more into this band to see what they've got. It's kind of harder to find synthwave or synthpop that sounds both modern and retro, but there's some gems out there like what you posted too. Thank you for the rec.
What hour is it there in Malta, fren? Isn't it really late?

>>214634267
>to see what they've got.
They don't have much, but it is good stuff.
>What hour is it there in Malta, fren? Isn't it really late?
23:55. I'll be heading to bed soon.

Off I go.
https://youtu.be/4nQMfESBeSI?si=Y5jigvOQiswkv8hO

I'm going to Italy in December for 12 days. I will spend at least 6 in Milan and Salò and probably go to Modena because I have friends there

Where else should I go? I have also been to Rome and Naples previously. My italian is ok. I can hold a conversation

>>214636569
It is 1:30am in Italy on a Monday morning.

>>214630752
>>214632939
she was super cool in the suicide squad movie, I'm glad she made it in Hollywood more Portuguese actresses should :)