Thread 214128072

Stinky edition

Thread theme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw

Composted : >>214095499

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Good morning, sisters. I'm feeling well rested and am in a so comfy mental state that I have not felt this calm in weeks.

>>214128072 (OP)
>gets crushed
>survives
Wtf, I love funimals!
Vid reminded of Indians and the Juggernauth too.

Good morning /med/.

>>214128806
Pickelhaube is cool as fuck and there's nothing you can say or do to make me think otherwise

>>214129513
a trvthnvke some may not be ready for

>>214129513
The virgin Pickelhaube
The chad Makuṭa

>got liked by a German qt
>she's 2cm taller than me

I usually only like womanlets
and I never got far with women that have liked me first anyway
you could say I'm in a pickle here

>>214129704
You frenchs also have cool helmets but the pickelhaube is more iconic

>>214129771
Beggars can't be choosers, just try it and if it doesn't work it doesn't work but no reason not to try.

>>214129771
Just try ffs

Today's gymcel sesh
5x4 95 kgs rest-pause leg curls (10 sec rest between reps)
1x7 135 kgs, 3x5 137,5 kgs calves (137,5 is maybe new pr, idk, all I know is that the machine max is 140 kgs which I'll reach by next week)
2x2 kilomeme bike
I'll add another 2x10 kilomeme to that soon. Skipped training quads as I want to fuck with them on the bike and not with weights.

>>214129771
>German
Is she G*rman (not blonde, not blue eyed german) or Aryan?

>>214130528
No quads? C'mom do more volume man.

>>214128072 (OP)
Stinky status?

>>214130557
I'm going to ride the bike at a high speed while listening to the solo part of free bird. Training quads would mean I would lose speed.

>>214130702
>Training quads would mean I would lose speed.
That's simply not true, cyclists do resistance training for quads too.

>>214130748
>take 3 sets of split squats to failure at 72 kgs
>that has no effect on cycling an hour later
Bruh

Good morning med

>>214130792
Sure, but do you really need to go to the highest possible speed on your bike today for some reason? Are you doing a race?

Sexy juiced girls sub edition.

>>214129771
Lucky dude
Girls that are around 170cm are the hottest

>>214129513
Germans have an eye for a kind of brutal design that most other nations don't have. I always liked the look of those WW2 grenades they used (they also seem much easier to throw, I dunno why other countries never adopted that style).

>anon it's 3 am
>it's time time to wake up and do the daily pullups
How do you respond iyc?

>>214130904
>do you really need to go to the highest possible speed on your bike today for some reason?
Yes. Because it feels good. And I have not taken this path with a bike for I think at least 4-5 months now. And I want to see how much cycling gains I got from gaining a lot of quad and calf strength.

>>214131048
I see, I guess that makes sense.

>>214131046
Yeah, I like many of the designs they made, they are usually cooler than the ones from other countries for some reason, I guess other countries prioritized cheapness over design? Don't know
>>214131048
>How do you respond iyc?
Go away roided cow

>>214128988
>Indians and the Juggernauth
Weird tradition, I did not believe that it was real when I saw it.

>>214131001
Very unladylike.

Do you think Phineas can kill somebody with his nose ?

At a river, went kayaking and saw a nice waterfall.
Started here then went upstream. Going downstream would probably have me killed in the rapids.

>>214134318
Very nice Portuchad

>man I'm going to enjoy riding my bike so mu-
>FACE THE WIND!
What the fuck is his problem lads?

wonder if any of us will still be rooning at 57 years old

>>214135096
Were you still able to achieve good speeds on your bike anyway?

>>214133823
Looking at American cartoon designs from post-2010 and seeing how far they've declined over the decades reminds me of how the ancients knew about things like concrete and Greek fire before that knowledge was subsequently lost.

good morning ddues
>>214129513
uh-oh... andalusianon won't like this, he will call you the f-word

Hesh from The Sopranos died. We lost another good one today.
>>214134318
That water looks suspiciously clear and unpolluted. It's making me nervous.
I bet you could drink it if you wanted to.

>>214136134
>he does not drink from the local loch
Ngmi

>>214136235
My "local loch" is the Thames. One sip of that and I'd probably poop my entire digestive system out.

Good "morning" mates
Was watching swimming videos on yt, learned pic related exists only now. Basically those lads swim underwater without breathing for like 4 minutes and the one that covers most distance wins. To have the distance recognized, they have to not pass out when resurfacing. A lot of them pass out. Pretty cool hey

>>214129771
>got liked by a German qt
>she's 2cm taller than me

>I usually only like womanlets
God gives bread to those with no teeth (unless she's your typical PanzerFräulein).

>>214129692
Rizzing drip fr

>>214135918
Yes. What was shocking to me though was that my quads were still the limiting factor and not my heart or lungs. I expected it would be my cardio to give out first. I'm sure I can make it so if I lower my speed and increase distance.
Also, what was something I did not expect at all, was that I expected my t-shirt and shorts to be at least somewhat moist from all the sweat I would generate with my high power output, but what happened was that there was barely any sweat on my tshirt and shorts. Quite literally did not expect that at all or something.

>>214129704
>The chad Makuṭa
The what

>>214131046
>>214131155
They were easier to throw and they could be thrown much farther away but weighted more and were clumsy to carry when compared to an american mk nade for example.
Also near the end of the war the americans were already using some sort of grenade launcher so it was just an outdated design

>>214137370
here they are saying "a carne só cai no prato do vegano"

>>214133823
>Phineas

Happens in your country?
>>213953524

>>214129692
Definitely a candidate for a spot in the top 5 most kino helmets in history, almost an equal to how kino great bascinet helmets were

For some reason it didn't work properly.
Here's a picture.

>>214138001
Forgot to attach the image sorry

>>214138001
>helmets
it's a hat not a helmet tho

>>214137392
Well if you are trying to max speed it would be expected that your limiting factor would be your legs, besides while you are not focusing on cardio nowadays you focused on cardio for years and you still train cardio somewhat regularly so I'm not surprised your legs gave out first.
As for the sweat I'm not sure why you sweated so little, specially considering it's summer.
But did you hit a speed pr?

my sleep schedule is utterly fucked and the phone addiction keeps getting worse
happens in your country?

>>214138960
>phone addiction
Just put it in your pocket and stop looking at it.

>>214136134
>not drinking from free flowing water sources in your country
This is the same river that is used to get potable water for my town, it’s perfectly safe and healthy to drink from it.

>>214137601
Dá Deus nozes a quem não tem dentes.

>>214138960
What the hell.
Don’t sleep for two days straight then go to sleep when you want to to reset your sleeping schedule.

>>214139078
This.

>>214138960
yes, I cope with loneliness by constant phone use, usually go to bed doomscrolling and listening to some podcast. On the night from Friday to Saturday I turned off my phone and could sleep well for once. I need to discipline myself to do this every day, although I need my phone on as alarm during the week, but I should keep it separate from the bed, will try to do it later today.

>>214138044
I also posted in that thread (I post in every HotD thread I see).
Learnt some interesting things about Portugal today.

>>214139443
I was excited about house of the dragon but the first episode disappointed me so the only value of subsequent threads was the immaturity of them.

>>214138179
The very early bascinets sure but they added nose guards and visors and gorgets and then neck guards and stuff and it eventually became a full fledged helmet. Very kino design too

>>214138044
That happens. Unfortunately all cousins near my age were male.
My youngest aunt is only 6 years older than me, so it was fun to say the least when she was around. We would go together to places a normal younger guy wouldn’t or couldn’t go to.

>>214139078
>>214139344
I have low willpower when I get sleepy I give in, nap a couple of hours and then don't feel like sleeping until 5am :/
>>214139388
grim and relatable

>>214139684
I wasn't talking about that, I was talking about the pickelhaube
it's not a proper metal helmet it's a leather cap, more ornamental than anything. even the term comes from the German pickel ('point' or 'pickaxe') and Haube('bonnet')

>>214138960
I have a "no smarpthone" rule when I enter the bedroom, at night I read a book in my kindle at max
it helped a lot with my sleeping issues

>>214138960
This doesn't happen to me in my country. I use my phone so little that I've never even bothered to get a contract for it. I just browse the news in bed for a few minutes when I sleep/wake up and that's it.
>>214139482
Even though I've become extremely disappointed and disillusioned with the show itself, I still enjoy the sense of community and shitposting about it.
Also, I just really like dragons (I always wanted to fly one after reading Eragon as a child).

>>214138399
>But did you hit a speed pr?
I'm certain I did.
> besides while you are not focusing on cardio nowadays
I roon more than 20 kilomemes every week thoughbeit. 2 kilomemes To the gym and 2 kilomemes back from the gym up to 12 times a week. I usually skip rooning before hitting legs as I find it lowers the chance of being able to go all out on the first set of quads, but after having finished leg sesh, I roon back home. Though of a lower speed than usual.
>As for the sweat I'm not sure why you sweated so little
Maybe something to do with going against the wind cooled me down. But even then, I should have let out more sweat. Idk man.

>>214140504
>having a bedroom

>jobless
>does not have his own house
>does not have his own bedroom
>spends free time making gemmies and being fascist
>plaps a different girl every night
>probably has like 200 kids
How the fuck does (((he))) do this lads?

>>214141547
Yet people have the gall to call me a chad.

>>214137601
Lmao

>>214141962
>wife just tucked the kid in for the night. She's coming for me bros, I'm so fucking afraid, please save me. She's going to break my cock.
>btw I'm not a chad

>>214141111
checked, but where the fuck do you sleep, in the attic?

>>214141547
It is well-known that women are attracted to highly-successful men. It is why Portubreeder's coworkers won't stop flirting with him, and why you can't visit the gym without three separate MILFs asking you to come back to their house to help them with their "yoga lessons".

But women are also attracted to men who are highly-desired by other women. They can sense that Brune has already begotten 200 brunelings, who are currently terrorising the classrooms of Paris as we speak. They can smell it on the wind.
It has broken their brains into thinking that every other woman on the planet wants to fuck Brune, creating a positive feedback loop where more and more women want to have sex with him precisely because more and more women want to have sex with him.

>>214142776
on the couch in the living room

>>214143073
I trust the science on this.

>>214143073
>people reproduce certain behaviours because many other people exhibit such behaviours
I have always been fascinated by this mechanism in a broader context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xuOUuOlRGk

https://www.youtube.com/watch/l3Rw6oOHYJM

HELL NO guy is in my country

>>214142527
Bodied that Chad freak

>>214145389
Sex.

>>214145389
>pink and light blue
danger colours

I think I'll soon go on a fig overdose, since they go bad quickly I must eat a tonne of them

>>214145800
Wanna make fig jam ?

>>214145588
Troonoids subverted an actual good pair of colours.

>>214146133
Vghhh

the difference in attitude between /med/ and that /VGH/ (roman letter btw) germanic general are staggering
why are they like this? Is it an inferiority complex of some sort?

Arcane music performed by a symphony orchestra – in Budapest! The world of Arcane
has captivated fans around the world not only with its breathtaking
animation, but also with its deep storyline and unforgettable music.
Now there is a special opportunity to experience this musical phenomenon
live – performed by a symphony orchestra!
On stage, the Grande Orchestra will conduct the epic melodies that take you back to the most iconic moments of the series, reviving the emotions and tension. One evening. Two worlds. You can meet the heroes of Arcane again, whose stories have been with you every step of the way—from the dark depths of Zaun to the glitz of Piltover.
January 9

POG. Part of me feels like I should cop a ticket, part of me feels like it's a waste of money.

>>214146133
Is that extra sour? I hope it is.

>>214146888
How much does it cost?

>>214147182
Feet mentioned.

>>214147215
Best seats cost 55 euros. I'd also have to pay for accomodation and train tickets though. So 150 euros total at least.

>>214147287
If you like the music just go, you will enjoy the music and the experience of going, don't think of the money that much

>>214147381
Tbf I'm unsure not because of just the price, but also because of the improved sensory shit because of the 'tism. I'm afraid I'm just going to leave 5 mins in because it's going to be too loud for me.

>>214147182
It is quite sour yes

>>214146888
I personally wouldn't go to concerts but why not, at least it would be a new experience for you

Certified Magyar moment

let's be realistic: this is what a real certified Magyar moment looks like (he's the one on the left)

>>214147997
>>214148316
please don't.

>>214148316
Tempted to snitch.

>>214148316
I call for a rangeban of Portugal with an exception for Portuchad

>>214148316
I feel lucky for not having seen this.

Thank goodness I had the clever idea of taking tomorrow off otherwise it'd be cagie time in a few hours

What have I missed medbros

>>214149651
fuck you for reminding me

Going back to uni in a week, NEET-style summer life is over…

>>214149651
What a low blow to us wagies moselle.

>>214149686
>>214149707
Sorry, you can laugh at me tomorrow night though
>>214149704
I don't miss uni though

>>214149704
>ayo why is this first year student balding

>>214149704
Hair mogging season is upon you.

>>214147249
Dear Catnigga could you please do the needful and give me that one indian cat image you linked on this general a couple days ago? I can't find it in the archives pretty please

>>214147287
How much does a train ticket cost to go from one side of your country to another? Here a VIP train (don't be fooled by the name it's garbage and you can't even stand in the bathroom and I'm 172cm huge) ticket from Aswan to Cairo costs around 400EGP (less than 10$).

>>214148316
Nigga that's gay. Also jannies have spidey senses for gay corn because you got instabanned while straight corn stays up for hours and sometimes doesn't get deleted at all.

>>214149753
doesn't make sense, as I also have to wagecuck tuesday

>>214149850
Jannies are notorious faggots doe

>>214149759
>>214149759
Well you guys confused me for another person but I am a balding manlet so its not wrong lol, also its the second year of stemcelling

>>214149651
I still have next week off, I'll start again in September.

>>214149960
>stemcelling
Over.

>>214149960
What are you studying? I studied Computer Science and suffered a lot during my thesis, to help it I made /med/ suffer with me.

>>214149932
Sorry Booma, let's suffer together next tuesday

>>214149932
Tomorrow I'll be joined by danish, g*rm and italians fellows.
Should I pit them against each other and make bets with my coworkers on who's going to survive last?

>>214150142
I'd pet her pussy.

>>214149850
Jannies are well known for letting tranny threads stay up for hours
not just once or twice, you often see them get to 200 replies before deletion

>>214150003
Electronic engineering

>>214150184
Good. Half of my master's was basically elec eng.

Went to the beach, visited the town, cooked a 'iche, now gonna get some ice cream.
Friend's friend is extra cute.

>>214149850
>Dear Catnigga could you please do the needful and give me that one indian cat image you linked on this general a couple days ago? I can't find it in the archives pretty please
Dear sir, I receive your message well, please find the cat redeemed in this post.
Jai Hind, sir!

>>214150019
so it seems
>>214150142
from my experience italians are cool
you should in fact put germ*s and d*nes against each other
>>214150184
mon nègre
how are you enjoying the world of suffering so far

I'm in love with a lesbian, help

>>214150421
>italians are cool
Absolutely, but they're always shit testing you.

>>214150178
They once let a thread with OP's webm being a dude masturbating into a bathtub up for an entire day with like 200 replies. And yet some gay shit instantly gets yeeted. Broootal
>>214150326
Thank you sar!

>>214150676
once had feelings for a girl that I think is a closeted dyke
don't go that way lad, it sucks
>>214150726
>they're always shit testing you
just bantah
>>214151117
literally me

>>214150726
What do you mean?

>>214152102
They're always trying to trick you to buy more of their stuff or spend more money on them.

Good night med see you tomorrow

>>214145389
Sex

Page 10. It's over.

>>214150676
>I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
>I thought I had found the one
>We were good as married in my mind
>But married in my mind's no good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2vWDWxYJBc

Jungle fever hitting again...

>>214156472
I don't see race
I see tits