Thai driving gear edition
Got his license revoked: >>211991379

>>212025825 (OP)
Did we ever get source?

Good morning, /med/.

>>212025852
Don't think so.

From the river to the sea sub-edish

Hello /med/, another shitty sleepless night, I already feel tired as fuck and I haven't even started my day

Good morning. My leg no longer hurts whilst walking, so I might resume my walks today.

Good morning /med/.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8G5j5s3d8dU&pp=ygUadHJhcyBsYSBiYXJyYSBwbGF0ZXJvIHkgdHXSBwkJvgkBhyohjO8%3D

>>212027055
Nuke.

>>212025852
>Source
Brune travels

Searched a girl from middle school on LinkedIn because I remembered she talked to me at the end of the final year award.

>>212027854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajZW-PivKPU

>>212027931

>>212027854
Goddamn fakecels

Wall decoration just dropped.
>>212027854
You do know she will see it right?

>>212028188
>Wall decoration just dropped.
Should've installed it better then.

>>212028188
Without being logged. Couldn't see the full profile, although I'm not sure more information would have confirmed it's her.

>>212028188
Cool

>>212028221
Kek
>>212028223
Sorry I doubted you B-man, I should expect no less.
Is she pretty?
>>212028312
The colors fit well with my appartment, I'm pretty happy with it.

>>212025825 (OP)
extremely zesty magyar moment
>>212025918
extremely straight magyar moment

>>212028375
I'd say she's pretty yeah, would breed.
She was cute back then.
But no idea if she talked just to talk, to make fun of the massive loser I was, or she kind of liked me. Should have created a facebook, add her, an propose a cinema o algo, what's the worse that could have happened
my self confidence was already at its lowest anyway

>>212028477
Nothing new with magyar threads, he touches the two sides

Good morning med, I slept good

I keep having really vivid dreams about university - specifically about very expansive, labyrinthine dorm buildings, with lots of stairs and ladders and lifts and escalators that all twist around and sometimes lead to strange places, like train stations or shopping centres.
Last night, the building flooded due to heavy rain and I had to run out into the street during the downpour, but then I ended back up in another dorm building with a pub on the top floor.

>>212029307
You yearn for knowledge, enroll now.

>>212029307
You have discovered a realm of labyrinths.
I also go there sometimes despite never having studied.
Same thing, lots of interconnected buildings with seemingly no exit.
The people there seem to know me but I don't know them.

>>212029377
But I already enrolled, 15 years ago.
Furthermore, it could be a trap set by the Demiurge. Knowledge can be a Kinder Bueno, but it can also be a poisoned apple.
>>212029423
I did not see you in the labyrinth realm last night, but I suppose it's easy to miss something you're not looking for.
Let me know if you find a way out - maybe a portal that leads into the realm of infinite Morena Baccarins, if possible.

>>212029664
Nice webm
But I don't think I stuttered, go back to uni
leave the neetdom

>>212029664
I'm the janitor there, if you meet him (me) there give him (me) my regards.

I have bad news.
One of my bosses told me that there's no current project to assign me to in my area of expertise.
Probably will have to wait to September until new projects start appearing, and that will look badly in my statistics even though I did my job well all the time.
The client gave positive feedback from me, that's good.
Let's see how the situation further develops.

>>212029804
Well well.
Embrace the slackening.

>>212029825
As you know, I love to slack, but I do have fears for my future job security.

>>212029804
Will you be getting paid during this time, it is crucial.

>>212029878
Feel free to do interviews for others jabs
But most importantly, enjoy it.

>>212029881
Of course he will, yet claims to svffer

>>212029881
Yes, I will.

>>212029890
I feel free to do that, still summer is a slower season everywhere so I can throw my CV around but I doubt there will be that many companies hiring.

>>212029918
Focus on getting pussy for now

>>212029804
>by the way I suffer

>>212029951
It's hard living in my home town, I'd want to leave but now there's a risk of getting fired.
I simply can't win.

>>212029966
Do you want me to get fired again?
Have you thought about how much nagging will I unleash on /med/ if that were to happen?

>want to try this
https://nick-e.com/bwf-primer-build-up-day-13/
>wall of text to explain you the exercise
got the ick

>>212030056
>Have you thought about how much nagging will I unleash on /med/ if that were to happen?
You should relax and make Britain big

>>212029695
As much as I enjoyed my time at university, I don't want to accrue +£50k debt to my outstanding student loan balance.

>>212030126
there is 0 free/cheap school fr fr ?
wish university wasn't cheap so leftoids wouldn't do 15th first year of gay negro studies in a row

>>212030125
Already did an Angevin Empire run.
I've played a lot of EU IV lately so I'm not feeling like playing any country in particular, so it's time to wait for EU V.
I'm very hyped for EU V, it's going to be the GOAT of grand strategy for a few years at least.

I'm thinking of learning German, they have more jobs there.
And I could try Switzerland or even Lichstentain too.

>>212030161
Yeah me too, but the damned swedes don't want to tell us when the game will be released

>>212030208
Learn Llanito

>>212030214
It is close, remember for Victoria 3 they announced the date close to release and they said for EU V they want to do the same.
I think it will release before 2026.

>>212030255
I doubt there are many programmers jobs in Gibraltar besides you can communicate with people there with standard English.

>>212030126
Why not study in Portugal so that you're surrounded by young Portuguese women and tuition fees would be much lower ?

New theory just dropped on tendinitis. It might be caused by not being flexible enough. I tried doing this flexibility exercise,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWX5YwCEmE
and managed to add 15 kgs to smith incline bench minutes later. It was still shite, but at least now I know what I have to work on. Will definitely keep working on paused db bench and paused incline db bench where the end of the ROM is below the chest as it also helps. Added 2,5 kgs to unilateral triceps extensions (so fucking back btw) and another 2,5 kgs to machine lateral raise, making it a total of 5 kgs to machine lat raise in 2 sessions.

>>212029804
>I have bad news.
>I'll be paid to slack for 3 months
Brune juts got absolutely ROCKED. You should go to Thailand and lift some ladyboys.

>>212028477
It is what it is, sister.

>>212028188
Nice deco, Gman. Would love to fill my room with posters of national parks, but I don't think I'll do that.

>>212030056
Can't you do some certifications in the meantime to increase your appeal in the job market?

The Girondian tshirt.

>>212030691
I'm sure he already has it

>this evening on France 4
kek

>>212030580
The bad news is the risk of being fired or denied a promotion.
Also I hope the flexibility tips help you, I'm kind of in a similar position because my right chest is bothering me when benching, I'm not totally sure what's the problem.

>>212030639
I am thinking about it, yes.
But I'm a lazy nagger too so I don't really want to.

>>212030907
In what certifications would you be interested?

>>212031004
I work SAP so obviously I would get SAP certifications.
I read a bit about it and apparently you have to pay, then they give you study material and then you do an exam, I'm thinking of finding the study material by other means, read it a bit and then decided whether to try to get the certification or not.

>>212031062
It could be worthwhile I think, it's not like you are going to miss much, you've already played enough P*radox slop for a lifetime

Hello frens, I just run over a badger the retard jumped from some patch of forest to my windshield and got yeeted to a cliff.
I had to take the car to the repair dhop to replace the windshield, know I have to check if my insurance covers all animals or just boar accidents

>>212031292
You are the unluckiest nagger in the entirety of the Iberian peninsula

>>212030907
>my right chest is bothering me when benching
Wdym? Does it hurt?
>risk of being fired or denied a promotion.
I see
Btw was talking with myguy some days ago about how I'd unironically try to become a PT just for the lulz if I ever get tired of finance. He told me that I'd unironically make a nice PT or however the plates are benched. I did not even think about that until one of the PTs (a woman) in the gym told me that I should think about it were I to ever want to work in a different field. Powershitter and PTs unironically prefer to ask me over other people to spot them because I don't pull to much off of the weight while shouting "all you bro" or however the barbells are benched.
Shit blogpost but now I'm not deleting it.

>>212031292
You literally can't catch a break lad.

>>212031316
He's a sexhaver THOUGH.

>>212031328
>Wdym? Does it hurt?
A little, basically it's like when you try to stretch a muscle a lot, but when benching normally where it didn't hurt before.
>Powershitter and PTs unironically prefer to ask me over other people to spot them because I don't pull to much off of the weight while shouting "all you bro" or however the barbells are benched.
You shouldn't touch the bar at all unless they are failing or they specifically want to do forced reps.
I hate when people touch my bar.

>>212031292
Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse

>>212031332
Sex lowers one's defenses.
Meanwhile the proud chud uses all of that pent up sexual tension to weave defensive spells against unlucky incidents.
For the chud, every fiber of his fleshy prison is a resource to be used to further his glorious goals.

>>212031355
Let me put it this way then:
When other people force the lifter to take lifts beyond failure, they take the guy past failure only once because they suck at spotting.
I usually take the lifter to at least 3 failures with only +3 reps because I always either only touch the bar, or pull the bar with just enough force for him to barely be able to lift it one more time. And that shit makes you STRONG. Basically I use just the amount of force where every single rep would have been failed had I used even a little less force. You get the idea.
>but when benching normally where it didn't hurt before.
I see. Maybe try this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9uY01NoqBg

good morning xisters

>>212025825 (OP)
shifting the knob

>>212030114
khajit has wares if you have coin

Time to prepare a grim meal
after a botched exercise sesh

>>212031292
Poor animal

>>212031473
What you do is called forced reps.
I have tried that stretch before without great results, but it seems to help a little.

good morning niggas, back at the cagie
fucking kill me
>>212025825 (OP)
>POV: you're Brune on SEA
>>212028477
>extremely zesty magyar momen
why did you said "extremely zesty" twice?

>>212032108
Put some sauce on it nigga, it looks bland.

Already hit 170 grams of brotein. I don't think I'll eat more food today no cap.

>>212031991
>>212031476
gm

>>212032133
Earning mass is not an expeditious endeavour, sadly.

>>212031476
>lady
doubt.jpg
but also intrigued

>>212032108
RIP Brunecel

>>212032172
Btw Greekbro, why is yoga satanic in your opinion?

>>212031332
Are you dehumanising him?

>>212032108
Is that salmon ?

>>212032191
I can try finding orthodox sources too but I think you guys are catholics, right?
https://www.catholic.com/magazine/online-edition/should-catholics-practice-yoga

>>212032261
No need to spend time searching for links, senpai.
I'm curious about YOUR opinion.
>orthodox sources
Even if you explain to me from an orthodox perspective in a QRD I'll still read it.

>>212032212
mackrel

>>212032304
If you care about my personal opinion.
Anything coming out of mysticism and superstition is evil.
I'm just using christian terminology to explain the themes, obviously the devil is not real and something cannot be satanic.
But something can be evil and yoga is evil because it is based on superstition.
If you want to be healthy, modern science has all the answers you need to be healthy.
Also something more personal, I really dislike how the body is contorted during yoga.
It's not aesthetic at all, very ugly.
Same as Indian dances, the body moves in unnatural ways, as if possessed by demons and since demons are not real, as if the dancer is suffering from mental illness.
So it is a combination of ugliness and uselessness, not to mention you are inviting foreign wisdom in your life that you don't need.
This is just my personal take as an atheist, someone orthodox could give you different reasons.

>>212030147
>wish university wasn't cheap so leftoids wouldn't do 15th first year of gay negro studies in a row
I would be in my 15th year of another humanities degree if that was the case here. Unfortunately, tuition fees now cost £9500 per year in the UK (was only £3000 per year when I did my degree).
>>212030357
Because I don't speak Portuguese, so I would just be sitting in the lecture theatre with this exact expression on my face while everybody else is furiously scribbling notes.
>>212031292
Another day in the cursed life of our resident Galician. Still, at least your day isn't going as bad as the badger's.

>>212032458
Tbf I'm only curious about attending a yoga class because the instructor there is healthy as fuck and knows a lot about stretching. As someone who has flexibility issues on squats and on bench/ohp, he could probably help me.
>as an atheist
Huh, always thought you were at least spiritual even if not completely orthodox.

>>212032597
We must eradicate every form of superstition from our lives if we want to head towards a bright future established on reason on soyence.
And don't get fooled by the instructor, he is not flexible thanks to yoga, they just put him there to advertise their service.
It's like those skin creams that are advertised by young women who already have pristine skin.
I'm not doubting that it can help you with flexibility but surely there must be other ways to achieve the same result.
Personally I never cared about being flexible, I prefer to be like a rock, never swaying from my position, never using flexibility to adapt and instead use my weight to make the space around me to adapt to me so flexibility in body and mind are dangerous for me because they can lead me astray.

>>212032108
extremely grim
>>212032172

Office weirdo might have some issues from HR soon. Should have been more careful approaching office cuties.
Survival of the fittest or some such.
>>212028606
>what's the worse that could have happened
Exactly. But what is done is done so don't knock yourself over it too much. What matters is that you're more willing to take steps now.
>>212029307
Kino dream!
As far as symbolism goes, a flooding library could represent a worry about lost knowledge, something about age and entropy, fear of old age perhaps?
You might wanna try Book of hours. I heard it is a occult library sim game. Might have that vibe.

>>212032928
oh no no no no no

>slacking when WFH
>work hard during office days so I have nothing left on WFH so I can slack
Winning strat.
>>212030580
>but I don't think I'll do that.
Do you have some other plans?
>>212030691
Too bad it's a tshirt and not a real knitted christmas jumper.
>>212031292
Poor lil' guy. It happens sadly. Sorry for the car too fren.
Also Venetabro is right >>212031316.

>>212032108
Just add SAUCE and it turns from GRIMSLOP to MANFEAST
>>212032985
Yup. He's ruining it for the rest of us baka

>>212032501
How do you expect to have a Portuguese gf if you don't speak Portuguese ?

>>212033129
Sign language.

Summer car trip.
https://youtu.be/izaEUF2Oys8?si=z4qAXxo2_blltqpf

>>212032928
How did this office weirdo manage to get hired in the first place ?

>>212032928
>Office weirdo might have some issues from HR soon
Reminds me of that Low Budget Stories video about life in an office.
I sympathise with him, but you can't just go around sniffing your female colleagues all the time, as much as we'd all like to.
>You might wanna try Book of hours
Heard of that, I think it's made by the same guys who developed Cultist Simulator (which was pretty good). Steam Summer Sale starts in a few days too, hopefully Gabe manages to wring a 90% discount out of them.
>>212033129
I don't expect to have a girlfriend of any nationalities.
Fakecel pit trap dodged. Nice try Momo, but you have to get up earlier in the day than that to pull one over on me.

>>212032108
Add some condiments or sauces, it's not that hard goddamn

>>212033432

>>212033129
Google translator

>>212033424
>Fakecel pit trap dodged.
Based Catnigga

>>212033340
Freak accident, apparently the other bosses on the interview panel got 'tism vibes from him and would have never taken him but my boss liked him apparently.
He's on his phone a lot and just zones out when you talk to him so I have no idea how he got through the application process.
>>212033424
>as much as we'd all like to.
Indeed, restraint is a key word here.
>Steam Summer Sale starts in a few days too, hopefully Gabe manages to wring a 90% discount out of them
That's true, nice stuff! Payday is soon so good things to come.
>Cultist Simulator
I like it but the process was mighty repetitive sadly. Fucking up a run because of timed bullshit was annoying. I very much wanted to like it but I got filtered.

>>212032108

>>212033684
Looks a lot like the intern we got this month except he's a zoomer and he doesn't talk to women

Mmmm

>>212033726
Are there young women in your office? Or are they all old hags

>>212033803
Supervisor is in her 60s
There are two women in their 50s, 3 in their 30s and 1 in 20s

>>212033883
Reasonable he doesn't talk to the women, except for the young one

>>212033883
Are the 30 and 20yo cute?
>>212033726
Zoom zooms brains are fried, sad sight

>>212025825 (OP)
good afternoon med. how are yall spending your S. João day

>>212034090
by day i mean night of course cause S. João is only tomorrow

>>212033797
oxalá

>>212032108
holy fucking grimmiest grimmer i cant even tell what that pink shit is

>>212033797
i need MENA cuties so bad man

Powering through this week. Next week I’m on vacations.
TOD (total office death).

Big rule obeyer here.

Anyway, new office drama.
A girl from the production got a man almost fired.
>spend all the time in lace g-strings and leggings
>squatting to “reach stuff” showing the string riding every single time, always in front of men
>one coworkers mentions it to her, that she should try not to have the string showing
>Human Resources alert, he “tried to rape” her
>turns out she is a lesbian and was tricking men all the time to “expose the patriarchy”
>she’s huezillian
Everyone is absolutely seething against her, even the bosses, but HR wants to use her as an example of office sexual harassment. She’ll end up being fired in less than three months, but I’m sorry for the poor guy that only told her to shove the g-string inside her pants.

>They got this all screwed up..

>yes, touch

>>212034682
crazy

>>212034694
For >>212034674

>>212034682
>lesbian
the only reason she did not sexually harass you, fakecel

>>212034682
Something similar happened to me.
>Went to store
>Store clerk was squatting to put some things of the shelves
>She wore low cut pants or however else they are called
>Her red panties were visible
>She was looking at me to make sure that I saw them
From my years of videogames I have been trained to say nothing that could incriminate me and get my account banned so I said nothing and kept walking.

>>212034738
Huh?

>>212034682
Total lesbian death

>>212034029
Some but they're all taken and I wouldn't want to try dating someone from workplace
>>212034682
Literally picrel

>>212034773
just joking about the comma changing the meaning

Eating very François today.

>>212034707
>>212034738
>>212034747
>>212034827
>>212034874
Now we have an official “snitching day”, because these absolute sexual predators must be exposed and everyone needs to do their part.
Such is life in the globohomo corp.

>>212035194
Doch.

Good evening /med/

>That feeling when you win every battle and achieve every military objective, only to politically lose the entire war in the end

>>212035194
Consultant for fancazzismo

>>212034888
I didn't see it. Damn.

>>212035374
thoughts on this language btw >>212030255 ?

>>212035527
I heard something about it. Apparently it has some Maltese influences. Never looked it up to hear it though.

>>212033046
>Do you have some other plans?
No, but decorating it would look weird given how small it is.

>>212035268
Good to see you, sister.
>Good evening
Nigga it's afternoon.

>>212034682
>but HR wants to use her as an example of office sexual harassment.
Just tell them it was the lesbian who harassed the other workers or something.

Borgir place meal of the day is a kind of "kebab", too bad I can't go today

>>212034682
>she’s huezillian
of course she is
huezilian feminists (particularly dykes) are some of the most disgusting "human" beings I had the displeasure of interacting with...
working with them is "walking on eggshells, Dark Souls edition", I'd rather remain silent and not even look at them

>>212035925
what are the ingredients?

>>212035977
The title of the meal says 'oriental bread (I assume pita) with chicken yogurt sauce, cucumbers, garlic and herbs, paprika potato wedges'

heat was so bad i had to do the fridge trick. then they cut the electricity for 30 minutes. fuck my chungus life. made pic rel to illustrate except im not a hot brown woman.

Grey day and my back hurts because I had to destroy old documents all the time and the only machine we have for that doesn't work well. Will have to to this for the whole week. Full cagie experience!

>>212034682
"Humans" like that lesbian should be banned from society.
>>212032928
>Office weirdo might have some issues from HR soon
I hope so. That apprentice who was "based" for approaching a coworker recently lept messaging her after her rejection, as expected. He's managed to be the laughing stock of the place without even being a worker yet.

>>212035261
>“snitching day”
Kek seriously? Holy shit.
>>212035268
Happens to the best of us. Can't be helped.
>>212035846
>No, but decorating it would look weird given how small it is.
You can always add a lil' something to give it some soul.
>>212035925
I'm sure your borgir guys are nafris. They make more babs than girs.
>>212035945
Interesting times. I feel it's cool that sexual predators are getting btfo but the line is a mighty fine one to walk and slippery at that.

>>212036262
>except im not a hot brown woman.
>tee hee I swear I'm not a cute sweaty brown girl
Slut.

>>212036290
No they're not, they're a French restaurant offering a new meal per day with local products and a selection of borgirs

>>212036286
>He's managed to be the laughing stock of the place without even being a worker yet.
Kek your guys is such a lolcow holy shit.
Arrogance when there should be none to have is always hilarious. I like when you update us on the latest shit he's pulled.

>>212036310
im not a brown woman!!

>>212036290
sexual predators should get their shit pushed, but those hoes abusing, baiting and outright wrongly accusing people are doing a disservice to women in general
>I'm sure your borgir guys are nafris
well, I had dinner in Bourdeaux in a place where the owner/chef was the frenchiest french that ever frenched, serving local products and shit and he still recommended me a plate with harissa (it was insanely good btw)

>>212036375
All of us are dudes here, this is known.
As for the heat, I simply endure it.
The computer is the one having problems because it lacks my cooling systems.

>>212036601
frozen grapes is the solution

>>212036262

>>212036375
>im not a brown woman!!
Are you a black woman?

>>212036290
>You can always add a lil' something to give it some soul.
I definitely should btw. There's literally unironically 0 piece of decoration present in my room.
Some girls back in HS told me that it's weird as fuck to have 0 decorations.

>>212036290
>kek seriously
They LITERALLY called it that (but in Portuguese).

it's only gonna get hotter isn't it ? one of these days i will live in a dune hive city with water recycling and fucking 100 metre+ sand worms hanging around

>>212036831
como dizem "snitching day" em Tugaland?

>>212036862
why do u only post female reaction pics

>>212036865
Dia da denúncia.

i rolled 2 sixes hopefully its gonna be a good catch

>>212036885
i have a fat polish man nutting on top of a camera would you rather i use that ? dont ask me why i have it it's just one of those reaction images you download in preparation for the perfect moment

>>212036960
ure gay

>>212036998

>>212037047
>165x144

>>212037085
hmm? that is in fact the resolution of the gif i have posted.

>wanted to focus on waging today because we're having a power outage tomorrow
>literally barely spent any time waging, instead just fucked around on my chair watching league videos for some reason
>2 days literally down the drain
>3 hard days where I'll wage until 9 PM incoming
Yup, retarded bitch ass nigga moment.

>>212036885
>why do u only post female reaction pics
He's hungarianmaxxed so to say.

>>212037186
those sound like Algerian problems not europa problems

>>212037186
>hungarianmaxxed
zesty u mean

>>212036262
sex
with the brown woman, not with (You)

>>212036929
the absolute Estado Novo of Portugal

>>212036353
I mean, he earned his lolcow status by being an arrogant fuck with main character syndrome who also harasses coworkers. His apprentice period finished a while ago but he's still been around the place giving some other funny moment. I expected more humility and laidback approach from an apprentice.

>>212037985
i will never know this feel

>>212036998
So if he posted only man reaction pics he would be straight?

>>212038093
kinda but then he also has a pic of a fat polish man nutting on a camera

>>212038065
And this is a good thing.
You belong to my chud army.
I have manifested you from the realm of ideas to be my loyal soldier.

>>212036862
Hello gayman, are you cute and small?

>>212038257
no i look like pic rel but less fat and clean shaven and more chest hair

>>212038257
people say im very handsome haha...

Sweating

>>212038457

>it's a mum complicate everyone's life episode

>>212038316
>>212038363
What the heck are these pics? Looks like war prisioners
Anyway my search continues

>>212038569
see why this guy is gay? he just has a bunch old hairy man pics and female react pics on his hard drive

>>212038569
only one of those pics is a prisoner

>>212036575
Yeah you're completely right. Guess we gotta hunker down and be extra fucking careful at work for some years at least.
>he still recommended me a plate with harissa
Yeah I'm not surprised. But the Momo borgir situation, according to the menus he posts, remind me a lot of nafri burger places with nonsensical menus.

>>212038656
You're weird and projecting your old hairy man fantasies. Seriously dont know why you're still obsessing over this.

>>212038721
pizza / kebab / pasta / tacos / sushi / phô / sneed

>>212038721
It's not a nafri bouiboui it's a high standing homemade food place

niggas going to iran to steal kid's bikes and re-open the strait of hormuz

>>212037985
Having a wife sounds like something I'd like to have.
>>212038034
>arrogant fuck with main character syndrome who also harasses coworkers
The lack of self awareness is incredible. Did anyone tell him to know his fucking place?

>>212036998
Caring about the gender of your reaction pics is ultra gay though.

>>212038857
>BBilan

>>212038656
I understand now

i got an ariete fan that is super silent and powerful. Thank you italians for this wonderful invention. I would be dead of a heatstroke instead of posting here because i would rather die than have a loud fan.

>>212040054
I thought about the army division no cap

>>212040125
just looked it up this is cool. tank autism

>>212038721
>nafri burger places with nonsensical menus
i.e laundries for criminal dirty money

clussy.

>>212040516
Even Benzema is involved in this kek

>>212040548
Sick

>>212040191
We had a dream

>>212040548
what is the biological purpose of such a long tongue except to lick the balls while sucking cock ? Did god really intend to do this ?

>>212040968
there are longer

>>212040968
That's nature testing variations to see which one grants most survival rate
If that form works, tongues will get progressively longer and bigger

>>212040747
>nigga that blackmailed his own colleague, was involved in a scandal with a underage prostitute and is linked to some really shady people is also involved in money laundry
shocking, innit?

>>212041051
zamn

>>212041058
nature knows that larger hips are better for child birth.

>>212033797

>>212041137
I mean the defense made me laugh
>why yes I paid 300k € for the decoration of the restaurant, it's totally normal wallah

>>212041319
lmao

Honestly pigoen.

>>212041504
Too much Ramadan sweets

>>212041215
Possible, but hips are getting narrower

>>212041570
i dont blame her

Bible again.

>>212041611
how long before an incel go crazy doing that job?

>>212041710
Such a scenario hasn't happened yet, also boob massage is serious business

Accepted the side quest of helping gramps take his shit home from the train station. As I was waiting for him to arrive what I noticed was that most girls around 16-21 years of age dressed like sluts. The West has fucking fallen.

>the coomers are back
I'm out of the thread!

I am drinking.

>>212041809
>most girls around 16-21 years of age dressed like sluts
Dog bless, i love sluts, my curse is that they hate me and it's a fair punishment for loving something so damaging to society

>>212041938
i remember i fumbled a slut that looks like this back in high school but still wore the hijab for some reason. i was one of those quiet kids but she latched on to me for some reason.

>>212041802
Feet mentioned.

i should start doing incel walks.

>>212041809
Funny, because I just saw two prime nubile qts (20-22 years old) with white and grey tank tops that hugged their body and no bras. The booba were big and perky due to their age, so the pokies were out of this world.

>>212042242
>incel
>North Africa
How on Earth? Do you have the 'tism?

>>212042357
What do you think ? im a neet who hasn't gone outside in 2 years. Im trying to start walking in the morning atleast but i cannot go outside because my brain isn't letting me

>>212041058
she is very pretty
do you have her @?

>be algero-neet
>muster the courage to go outside
>get arrested for partaking in hirak protest

>>212042618
not really a thing anymore but im certain something terrible would happen if i go outside. Just how my luck is

>>212042447
>because my brain isn't letting me
And why is that?

>>212042447
Should go in colder hours because you risk getting sick because of heat

>head to store near my appartment
>ask a question to a cashier whose back is turned to me
>stop midsentence because it's my 10/10 Stacy friend from uni
>catch up with her a bit
Holy coincidence, didn't expect that. Might catch up with her over some coffee one of these days

>>212042873
i start getting anxiety attacks and it's worse because of heat. im unironically a paranoid schizo. Whenever i used to go outside to go to school when i was a kid (only time i went outside) i was and i still am always looking over my shoulder because i think im getting followed. i also don't get approached or talked to because i have a school shooter stare

>>212043005
>target acquired

Red card.

>>212043027
kek, could be but honestly she's just too good looking.
She looks like >>212042941 but cuter, less bimboish and with less makeup.
Last I heard she had a bf I think but it's been years I didn't see her anyway.

Walking us back. My side annoyed me more than my leg.

>>212043124
is back*

>>212043095
She's sex then

>>212043217
She's sex but more cutesex than hotsex I'd say

>>212043124
Zased

>>212043024
Damn, sorry to hear that fren.
>paranoid schizo
Have you ever been prescribed meds?

>>212043263
Sex is sex
If there is cervix penetration and womb filled up + ahegao (ideally also passing out) all is fair

>>212043293
im just gonna have to tough it out at some point.

>>212043382
The cervix is a delicate thing and should be approached with utmost caution.
Either you can unlock the best night of a girl in her entire life, or you can traumatise her and turn her lesbian and cock fearing until she dies.

>>212043382
sex is sex but there are subcategories of sex. I was trying to give you a better idea of what kind of sex we're looking at

>>212043526
Only Chad would know, i was sure of your reply
>>212043623
All fair doe, neither will ever know what kind of sex that is

If posts are incoherent ignore them, i'm oxigen debting at pullups and whatnot

>>212041215
That’s mostly fat

>>212043429
Yeah...
For me sports do wonders in calming down my mind. There must be at least one more hobby you can pick up that would alleviate some of your mental problems.

>>212043795
And it's sex.

>>212043681
I never understood aheago though.

>>212043842
i only play videogames i guess then i go to sleep after watching some tranime

>>212041938
Who is This

>>212044258
Relatable except for the tranime part.
I used to be a NEET as I was ill and my daily routine pretty much consisted of waking up at 11 AM, eating, playing vidya, sleeping a bit in the afternoon, eating, playing vidya, then going to bed at 1 AM. Towards the end of my NEET period I managed to even make things worse and go to bed around 3 AM.

So in the end I couldn't find any Spanish gf, I could meet/date only french girls. Should I give up? Even at work Spanish girls don't reply to my Bonjours. They probably don't speak french so they choose to remain quiet. I should greet them with buongiorno instead of bonjour. What do you think?
I changed my mind about french girls btw
They aren't bad.

>>212044857
idk who you are fr fr
but the non-regulars are massive normies like herault-anon

>>212043293
Magyar-kun, watch Summer Time Render.

>>212044857
>Spanish
>buongiorno

>>212044896
I didn't post in a while because captcha on kuroba was broken.
In February I moved to France for work and I wanted to meet Spanish girls but I could date only Neapolitan girls, Russian ones and french. Didn't have any luck with french girls due to work mainly but now it's getting better.
>>212044980
Jose Armando Manolo, soy italiano

>>212045055
Why would you try specifically with Spanish girls when moving to France?
Why not just trying with all girls you find attractive?
It's not like women from a certain nationality are going to be nicer than others.

>>212044772
it's over for me

>>212045094
Spanish ones are more cheerful. French ones are usually more depressing and party pooper.

>>212044980
Soon.
Ngl I'm still kinda afraid of torrenting desu as I definitely don't want to get my work related files to get into the hands of someone else. I'll probably use my laptop to torrent then after checking if the files are not corrupted, I'll just transfer the files to my pc via an external hard drive. Peak autism I know.

>>212043681
>>212043382
>>212041504
>>212041215
>>212040548

Fine, be a pussy if you must.

>>212045221
Surely not every single French woman is a depressing party pooper.

>>212045311
Shit, meant for >>212045241

>>212045351
No they're not but on average they are. Consider I have bad luck so for me it's a certainty.

>>212045311
>>212045351
Also just found out that there's a hungarian site where I can watch it online without having to download it.
Guess I'll just download the first like 5 episodes for tomorrow to prepare for the power outage.
No cap.

Hello fren. I decided this shall be the only general I won't filter.
Whats it like here? Never posted here before but I like the idea of shit posting with other med.

>>212045422
Pensa che esistono molteplici persone che non riescono a chiavare a prescindere dalla nazionalità della vaginomunita, tragico ma vero

>>212045425
Downloading all episodes can't take that long.
Just start the download and leave it in the background.

>>212045460
>Whats it like here?
Here we bully fakecels.

>summer.exe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9EpTXH2Y5s

>>212045460
Normiest general
No schizo autist ruining it
friendly

>>212045460
It's pretty cozy. The wide variety of flags makes it easier to pinpoint posters so with a bit of time, you got a better sense of community.
Also daily posting of throatussy >>212045614.

>>212045460
È praticamente un gruppo Whatsapp, ma "anonimo"

>>212044857
Spanish putas

>I changed my mind about french girls btw
>They aren't bad
Who would have expected this plot twist

>>212045460
hello have a drink

>>212045460
We have all kinds beings here. We have noblemen, mythological beings, and Jews, among others.

Feelings on the upcoming war now that the Empire stepped in to help the Summerset Isles against Akavir?

>>212045524
>Just start the download and leave it in the background.
If I download too many episodes, I'll watch them all in one sitting. I limit the amount of episodes I'll watch a day to 5, as I also have to productivitymaxx, my nagger.

>>212045460
We're probably the most normie thread on /int/. We're full of fakecels (like the one we refer to as andalucia) but there are some incels (like me) too. Expect frequent coomposting and gymposts once in a while.

>>212045614
You know you could just post numbers once in a while without me asking senpai.

>>212045460
Do we know each other by any chance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOEqWjLn4DY

>>212045812
You are a heavenly being yourself

>>212045460
It's by far the worst general.
We all hate each other and bully each other relentlessly until someone suicides himself.
We also discuss several autistic stuff and post naked girls.

>>212046029
Why not download them, then just not watch em all in a row?

>Axios correspondent, citing an Israeli official: Iran launched six missiles toward US bases in Qatar.
I wonder how Qatar, financing the same proxies Iran finances and shiet, will react.

>>212046029
Bench press 3x1 with 150 kg, 3x4 with 130 kg.
Machine OHP with 91 kg.

>>212046052
That has to be the gayest thing I've ever read, and I've been on /med/ for years.

>>212046151
>machine OHP
Why?

>>212046214
Because I want my accesory work to be easier.
Barbell or dumbbell OHP requires more effort.
With machines I just blast the target muscle.

>>212046266
I guess the usefulness of it depends on the amount of reps.

>>212046141
>bombing amerilards? kikes? sunnidogs?
>nah, the shia

>>212046141
The base was emptied a week ago, Iran asked from permission from Qatar, Iran gave a warning before.
Just like in Iraq (where the ruling government is shia).
Just a "NO U" moment from the iranian government to the americans I guess.

>>212046155
No homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2y0koXg0DQ

Test.

>>212046151
Nice.
Also, wanted to ask you one more thing. Myguy (the personal trainer who taught me, the OG, the GOAT) told me today when he saw me doing paused db bench, that it's le bad for my shoulders as when I pause the movement, on the way back even if for only the initial force on the movement as the bb leaves the bottom of the ROM, my shoulders take over so I'm mainly pushing with them instead of my chest. Again, this only applies at like the complete bottom of the ROM. However, according to him this fucks up my shoulders long term. Imho it's bullshit but I'll still ask you. Is he mistaken or is he fr not capping?

Might make a magyanon edish in the coming days if this nigga stop waking up at 3 am

>>212046819
2R-russian.

>>212046571
I see, thanks for the clarification, irmao.

>>212046882
Blackout here in the morning tomorrow. This is your chance fr. Should come back by at latest 7 PM or so.

>>212046882
No time is soon enough to wake up and deceive goys.

>>212046830
I suppose for some people who lack good flexibility it can be a bad position to be in, bench press (mainly with barbell) have fucked my shoulders a few times, so I don't think it would be too different with dbs.

Going out for sushi.

>took a nap
>woke up
>read the news, the "isolationist" president is sending the boys back in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gyxzFPzcO0

>>212046984
nah tomorrow is something else
you prevented a greta edish today, sad!

I walked ten thousand miles, ten thousand miles to see you

And every gasp of breath I grabbed at just to find you

I climbed up every hills to get, to you

I wondered ancient lands to hold, just you

And every single step of the way, I pay-hey hey hey hey

Every single night and day

I searched for you

Through sandstorms and hazy dawns I reached for you

>>212047136
I hadn't had sushi for an eternity

Smashed my damn head against the fucking hanging plant again, courtesy of my mother.

dear blog,
today it was fucking over
I hope you had a nice day
your anon

>>212047269
fuck

>>212047057
Sorry for being retarded and not being able to convey what I meant to ask no cap. What I meant was, according to him it's the PAUSE that fucks the shoulders up. That's just bs, no?

>>212047199
>a greta edish
Damn nigga, you have a crush on her or something?
>you prevented
I'll stop baking and let others do the needful for some time now.

>>212047269
Get fucked
t. hanging plant (stole your ftira btw)

>>212047269
Another skirmish lost in the endless battle between man and Nature. She grows bold with her attacks.

>>212047553
how am i already getting sleepy??? my neet days are catching up to me i dont have much time left...

>>212047553
>>212047602
i need advice oh wise catnigga you must have an answer to solve my troubles

>>212047136
God dammit sex sex sex ass penis hard inside vagina and possibly inside ass as well even if not for procreation but once can be forgiven

>>212047314
Bets for a "we're back" post tomorrow are low.

>>212047467
I don't see any reasons why the pause specifically would fuck it up.
I don't think there are any studies on the matter and I don't understand the mechanics of it well enough to say it confidently, but I don't think the pause should lead to increased injuries.

>>212047904
>not for procreation
You fucked up there, little buddy. Even in the ass, it MUST be for procreation. And you better manage to procreate there, or your ancestors will be severely angry at you.

>>212047269
Andalusianon wouldn't have had that problem.

>>212047314
Pajeeta'd?

>>212047467
edish don't belong to me, you're free

>>212048130
>hat hit the plant again

>>212045488
Zio ma sta gente non riesce perché non ci prova neanche

>>212047602
Excessive heat drains the body and exhausts the spirit. There is a reason why most primitive cultures prayed to the sun for mercy, and paid homage to its effulgence with elaborate displays of worshipful ceremony.

I would suggest you rebuke Sol and blast yourself with cool air from the nearest fan or air conditioning unit available. That ought to keep you fresh and alert, ready to engage at a moment's notice in mental or spiritual combat with agents of the Demiurge.

Someone make a new thread

>>212048127
It pains me to admit it, but ass can't get pregnant
It should, but it can't
If anyone needed extra proof that God is evil

>>212047467
Good, I need less bread in my life.
>>212047553
If that is so, nature has skewered priorities of whom to attack.
>>212048130
Lmao.

>>212048449
just fuck the pussy stupid coomer

>>212048249
thanks

Novinho

>>212048601
>>212048601
>>212048601

>>212048401
what a slut
tell me more

>>212048449
Not with that attitude it can’t.