Riddle me this, Batman!

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What happened ?

>>212474097
I blame the schizo Canadian.

>>212474138
If that's the case just ban the schizo not the entire thread

>>212474097
hotpockets spilled all over his keyboard I dunno

Let's thank jannies for a fairly and justifiably deleted thread!
>>212474097
Barneyfag autism posting and attracting jannies to nuke the entire thread.

>come back from the gym
>open /med/
>frieren webm won't load
>"file format is not supported"
>click refresh on the page
>thread got nuked
Witnessed. I wonder what you niggas posted that made jan-jan btfo the whole thread.
Gym sesh was okay. Did 6 reverse pyramid sets of leg curls, 6 sets of calves, then 3 sets of leg extensions. Started leg extensions with 8 reps at 100 kgs, then I activated the FORBIDDEN STIMULANT and hit a new pr at 105 kgs and 7 reps. Thought I was going to lose 2 reps, but I only lost 1. So fucking back.

>>212474194
we'll never stop Elfing

>>212474157
You expect sense from the jannies?

Also from last thread I do like the Spanish house

here's a kitten
have a nice day lads

thank you jannies

>>212474876
Kittens are so cute
>>212475005
Last longer than our thread

>>212474876
Do not let it damage the camera, it looks expensive.

>>212474083 (OP)
hi ninjas, how are yall gonna spend ur day

>>212474876
Why is there a young kitten outside in public? Who is taking care of them?

Northern Journey is a pretty cool game. Feels like a viking epic. Perfect hiking core.
>>212475005
kek what a shitshow
>>212474876
cute!
>>212475177
Going climbing in a few. You?

>>212475254
>You?
godmothers bday party. gonna eat and drink all day

>>212475216
I'm sure momma cat was just around the corner ou algo

>>212475453
I hope so, preferably snacking on a plate of freshly caught shrimps.

>>212475254
I bought Robocop for the same price.

>eating just now
>hear some high piercing gull-like screeching very close by
>look up just in time to see a sparrow hawk whizz by my balcony, 3 meters away
KINO KINO KINO!!!!
>>212475293
Nice, I like your sundays, they feel always relaxing and fun.

>>212476028
When I was a student I used to read some books.
The characters in some of them were going for birdwatching and I remember thinking how boring that must have been.
Growing up I started observing birds and found it quite fun and interesting.
I became the boring old person I was making fun of.

>>212475777
Good stuff, got it a few sales ago too. Didn't play it yet.

>>212476124
I try to avoid letting games fall on my backlog.
I will either start playing them immediately or make sure to finish them before buying something else.
Once I am done with the current season of my favorite blizzard slop I will start playing robocop.
Usually a level per day since it seems to be a 12 hours long game.

>>212476028
Honest thoughts on Gypaetus barbatus?
Might have talked about it in the past since I saw some during some hikes

>>212476494
>Gypaetus barbatus
Silly looking bird, more proof that we live in a simulation and the creatures were randomly generated.

Again, I like ants.

>>212476112
The actual truth was that it was never boring in the first place. Admiring nature's beauty is never boring.
>>212476189
Good and healthy process, I get submerged by my 'log but it's not too much of an issue. I love my bidogames and it keeps me flexible on what I wanna play
>>212476494
A beautiful sinister creature. Almost looks like a 'dactyl.
I would love to see this fella irl. Where did you see em?

>>212476778
The alps

>>212476494
kinomal

>>212475177
In Purtugal, disturbing and making nervous portuguese people

Last day of vacations before returning to the cagie tomorrow.
Already checked and have 500+ unread emails and I’ll have to juggle that with almost 8h of meetings.

>>212476828
Why do so many birds have that insane, crazed look in their eyes? What is the evolutionary advantage of looking like you waltz with madness?

>>212476943
https://youtu.be/QhMo4WlBmGM

>>212476878
>>212470448

is it morally wrong to fall in love with another woman when I'm in a relationship?

>>212477087
yes

>>212477134
but she's a 8.5/10 goddess and I am addicted to talking with her and going out with her

>>212476943
they have superior vision
you'd be pretty unhinged too if you saw reality as clearly as they do

>>212477143
I know, I've seen your threads
doesn't make it better
if you want her, end your relationship first, otherwise you are immoral
but you know that already

>>212476980
I've never seen someone express so much contempt for chickens. I wonder if this is how God views us.

>>212475676

>>212477087
>High testosterone post

>>212477177
what if I end my relationship after I've secured the goddess? not that I'm planning on doing it, I'm arguing about a hypothetical scenario

>>212477143
just cheat on ur current hoe, have fun

>>212477232
i want tu bury myself in her boobs

>>212476980
filtered

>>212477190
he has a lot of wisdom to offer

https://youtu.be/6pY-0JfEdLY

>>212476878
Can't you tell gemini to do that for you.
Google is advertising it after all.

>>212476943
They are the descendants of dinosaurs, and as everybody knows, dinosaurs came from hell.

>>212477087
Not if she's hot.
But if you plan to make a move you should inform the current woman first.

>>212477162
It looked like she was touching someone's balls.

>>212477368
what about just flirting? Seriously she's so hot we were at the beach yesterday and her foot was mere cms away from my face and I wanted to lick her from head to toe. I try to restrain myself because she knows my girlfriend and I will make a fool out of myself if I step out of bounds

>>212477413
It depends, if the flirting is discreet I don't see the problem.
I'm sure your womanfriend is also flirting with handsome men.
It's natural, monogamy is unreasonable.
But if and when you start fucking others you better tell it to your partner(s) because they have every right to know.

>>212476980
kek Herzog is such a gem

>>212476981
>/brit/

>>212477491
Where do you draw the line at "discreet"?

>>>/gif/29086988

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Stumbled upon a greek orthodox church while woolking to the climbing gym. Pretty /med/

>>212478620
I've read about this. Some cats are able to distend their stomachs in order to accommodate a greater volume of shrimps in a single feeding. Afterwards, they elongate themselves to facilitate the passage of food through their intestines. Nature is beautiful. Sniffable.
>>212478944
I have a Greek Orthodox church close to me too, even though I don't think we have a sizeable Greek community where I live. Wonder how many Greek people are in attendance today.

>>212479686
Live your myth in Greece Catnigga, find yourself a nice Greek girlfriend and have her make you Greek coffee everyday

>>212480045
While I am certainly not opposed to having a Greek girlfriend, the women of Hellas are notoriously opposed to exogamy and rarely date outside their ethnic group. The Greeks in general have retained a sort of clannishness that most of us have forgone in the modern era. It's very difficult to ingratiate yourselves with them - they're like the Japanese in that way.

>>212478944
elle a l'air jolie peh

>>212480245
Have you acquired such pieces of information from your extensive dealings with women of those ethnicities?

I rooned 24,5km earlier, longest I've ever run. Set a new PR for half marathon too. Knees, feet and calves hurt, pace wasn't that good, but there was a good amount of elevation so overall still good.
finna drink a coffee now.

>>212480718
verdammt Kollege, gute Leistung

>>212480877
grazie
was geht bei dir so?

>>212480377
I have never personally interacted with a Greek woman before, but I have a variety of sources for my information: intuition, Wikipedia articles, coded messages hidden on cereal boxes, and the chorus of discordant voices that whisper to me when I'm trying to sleep at night.
>>212480718
>I rooned 24,5km earlier
Goddamn, you must be the fittest person in /med/.

>>212480940
ich habe am Donnerstag eine Prüfung und bin total müde vom Lernen, aber ich muss bis Ende des Monats durchhalten, vielleicht tue ich auch heute Abend mein Incelrun

>>212480966
Good sources, you must be a MI6 agent Catnigga and not actually a NEET

greek women are so goddamn beautiful. i love med goddesses, especially when they have big tits, big thighs, nice asses, succulent lips, wide beautiful smiles, brown hair and tanned skin

>>212478944
I didn't know Greek people built their churches sideways.

>>212480966
>you must be the fittest person in /med/.
maybe for rooning and cycling, but the Magyar and Spanish weightlifters definitely mog the shit out of me in muscles
>>212481080
viel Erfolg für die Prüfung Kollege
>vielleicht tue ich auch heute Abend mein Incelrun
gute Idee, heute ist nicht so heiß

>>212480718
Meanwhile I'm lucky I walk 10.

is there a greater thing than taking a girl out at an ouzeri/krasadiko on a warm summer night and making out with her while tipsy

wasted the entire day watching redlettermedia and funnymal tiktoks award

>>212482125
walking is good too tho

I drank again
I dunno when I'll get to go to this fucking psych clinic
Tomorrow, I'll have to meet the job agency that will tell me "ermmmmmm you haven't worked in a while, hmmmmm? got any excuse HMMMMMM?"
What a bore

>>212483066
Yeah but I struggle.

So sleeepy

>>212480718
>pace wasn't that good
Okay... but what was your pace?
Congrats anyway fr fr.

>>212481080
>ich habe am Donnerstag eine Prüfung
You'll pass with ease, sister.

>>212483251
I literally was in bed just laying there and sleeping a bit for 4 hours just now before posting my previous post a minute ago fr fr.

>>212483279
>>212483251
>4 hours
It was only 2 actually. I thought for a minute that 16:00 is 6 PM fr fr.

>>212483210
why?
>>212483251
same
hope I can sleep tonight at least so the cage is less bad tomorrow
>>212483254
>Okay... but what was your pace?
pic rel
>Congrats anyway fr fr.
thanks sister

what's the tactical advantage of shooting a 11 year girl in the neck?
im not trying to be anti isreal or anything im just really curious about this phenomena

>>212483983
mediterraneanly speaking, you mean?
anyway, poor girl.

>>212483983
what happened??

>>212483614
I guess the summer heat teamed up with some steep roads.

>>212484024
palstine is med last time i checked so
''mediterraneanly '' goes without saying
hope the jannies arent gay enough to ban me over this shit
>>212484037
an IDF Sniper happened

>>212483983
Spilling blood for Satan.

>>212483251
je veux dormir maintenant peh

thoughts on this type of necklace?

>>212483121
>I'm desperate for money, i'm slavemaxxed.
Tada

>>212483983
Sneed

>>212484540
thought he'd grab 'em tiddies

Jesus Christ, it's raining heavily right now. I went outside for like 10 seconds to bring the washing in and now I'm completely soaked. It's such a heavy downpour that a bunch of car alarms are going off.

>>212485194
Well at least the weather must be cooler.

>>212485194
Same here, at least it's not as hot as it was a couple days ago.

>too fucking hot
>yay, 2 straight hours of rain
>too fucking hot 2 days later
yeah fuck this world

>>212485232
It's still like 21C with high humidity. It's bearable though, since I found my old desk fan.
>>212485243
We're in the eye of the storm. There are 30C days on the horizon, waiting to sear our flesh and make our asscracks sweaty and uncomfortable.

>>212485194
sunniest day in Britain

>>212485364
Well I'm used to the Italian summer weather so right now for me this is heaven

>>212485194
>july
>raining heavily
damn that sucks, its 31C right now, not comfortable to go outside atm but pouring rain on july must be a depressing experience

I unironically have no idea how you niggas can't handle this heat. You are supposed to be mediterranean o algo.

>>212484540
Alternative reality magyar pov.
This reality sucks ass.

>>212485194
>the washing
Imagine assembling a new band in the UK then deciding to name it "the washing". I know I would do that fr.

>>212485364
21C is a very agreeable weather in my opinion.

>>212485383
>>212485403
Bunch of pluviophobes. I bet if you had it your way, every day would be bright and suunny.
>>212485395
>Well I'm used to the Italian summer weather
Northern Italian summer weather, I hope.

>>212481763
Danke mein Freund
>>212483254
Hopefully sister, I'm not prepared very well but I've still got a couple of days to repeat

>>212485628
we need to invite a nord nation and make them honorary meds like Britain

>>212474216
Why is she dancing like a nigger

>>212483614
At least you roon 24 kilometers, I only roon 8

Fucked myself up at the climbing gym, my fingers are RAW
>>212481400
It's peculiar but I respect their culture and belief
>>212479686
yeah same case here. Don't think there are many greeks in the neighborhood. We got a sizable community though
>>212482499
Honestly based. Not a bad way to waste it
>>212485194
Same here, I love it. I drove back home under the rain, kino

>>212485746
>someone busts some moves
>"HUUUUUR NIGGERS????????"

>>212485628
Nope, Center Italian weather

>>212485472
never give up hope

>>212485746
>sees elf post
>immediately starts talking about niggers
what the fuck is wrong with amerimutts?

>>212485860
I usually do 10-14, today I wanted to push myself

>>212486208
Honestly idk what I have to do to get used to the stench of a black person. I dated once a black girl and I couldn't breathe every time we were indoors. Kissing was a torture but man her sucking skill was excellent.

>>212485986
break dancing was always black pipo affilated

>>212485746
Niggers, unlike white people, know how to dance.
t. professional racist

>>212486471
Racist scum.

posting speed!

>>212487658
Sorry, as an incel I have nothing going on in my life to share in the thread.

>>212487658
Ben-Hur pilled

>>212487889
>Ben-Hur
only know it from the song desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLfzvUvTXgY

>>212485699
We don't need any more nords stinking up the place around here.
>hallå där, could you pass me please the natrium? it's right next to the kalium
Bitch, how about I pass you some factor 50 sun cream for that lily white skin of yours.
>>212487658
If I'm good in this life, this will be my reward after I die.

FAVSTIAN

>>212488061
Imagine being killed by a fucking bear. That's a real 10,000 BC tier death.
I would cry and shit myself.

Got SHOCKED by dadberg again award.

>>212487638
>calling me a racist scum instead of posting numbers
NGMI

>>212488111
to be fair, the guy was actually fucking retarded and taking selfies with bear cubs
kinda had it coming

>I would cry and shit myself.
I believe that, but with a bear it'd probably be over quickly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbwcLbOJvHA

Sweating helps, yeah?

>>212488111
>>212488276
a romanian posted photos of his body earlier today. grim.

>>212488119
I just did some pull ups and might low rows.

>>212488380
If you mean in losing weight, not really no.
When you sweat you lose water and minerals, which makes you weight less but only until you drink water to replenish it.

>>212488564
>low rows.

>>212488380
It helps in getting shit out of your body that should not remain there so yeah it's nice.

>>212475177
in the hiding
>>212480377
gatonegro is either a bong glowie or pic related

>>212488061
Why did he not carry bear spray ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SndvOidg9_g

Spent the day doing tourism

VGH, Gallaecia...

>>212488564
>>212488703
I see.

>>212489107
Spent the dayh doing absolutely nothing. What did you visit ?

>>212489363
I visited the estuary of the Miño River from the Portuguese side and went all the way up the Galician coast, visiting viewpoints and various places

>>212485345

>>212489657
Looks awesome, did you swim in the ocean ?

>>212489941
you simp for japan
japan simps for us

we are not the same

>>212489941
MOMO!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26AhefM_NyM

>>212489086
Peak autism.

>>212490115
Who I gotta watch out, I'm not alone in the bedroom.

Also Identifying luck is not autism fuel, it's genuinely interesting

>>212490199
Whoa*

>>212489987
Nope, but the weather was great for that

>>212490199
>Also Identifying luck is not autism fuel, it's genuinely interesting

>>212490199
>I'm not alone in the bedroom.
Watch it another time then fr fr.

>>212490199
>I'm not alone in the bedroom.
Fakecel spotted

I have decided that I identify as a tibetan sand fox.
This nigga is literally me.

>>212491300
>furry
it only gets worse

>>212490199
>I'm not alone in the bedroom.
You old sly dog, you.

>>212491425
I'm not a furry. I just like funimals, like twinko, gman, momo, and other /med/ders. Just look at these niggas. They are goated, alright.

>>212488061
>feeding a momma bear with cubs
Survival of the fittest

>>212491300
vigoudenn phenotype fox

>>212491300
I saw a fox in the forrest on my run earlier today, that was cool.

>>212491489
>funnymals
They look like retardmals THOUGH

>>212491300
>>212491489
They look like they've been mewing.

>>212491741
Explains why I (a retard) identify as that funimal innit.
Nigga might not look slick, but nigga got that grindest. He cute. He smart. He puts in the work.

>>212491783
>like they've been mewing.
Horrible.

Guys you're getting uncomfortably weird

kant BTFO

>>212493005

>>212492916
They are just getting confortable in the /med/ psychiatric and they are letting us know more about them

>>212492916
What is so weird about us?

>>212491489
There is a difference between liking animals and identifying as one, furry boy.

>>212493005
Kant? more like cunt

You came out and dropped your fursona on us.

>>212493027
>>212493893
bodied the german freak

>>212491489
Are you a Pyro main, sister?

>>212493600
I am not a furry, as in I don't watch furry porn.
>fursona
I had no idea of the existence of fursonas, until gman taught me about them btw.

>>212494229
I believe I used to main spy when I played tf2 back when I was 10-11 yrs old. Later I did not play not even as closely as much, but I think I used to play spy, medic, and a bit of sniper.

>>212494976
I don't think that the porn is a requirement.

i have mean blisters on my feet from my roon today.

this is my fursona

>>212496446
What is the worst that can happen??

>>212496240
I have mean scratches and callus from my climb today

>>212496446
That's some PHAT kangaroo

I need serious help now?

>>212496489
Jarvis ship 50000 white striped dorcopsis
to the Egyptian AI research cebter

>>212496446
Easy on the lettuce, lil' 'guru. Mine is... rat.

>>212496573
All good.

>>212496497
based fellow retard. I actually rooned today because I hurt my hands from falling off my bicycle. I'll be disabled by 30 if I continue like this.

When I was your age I traveledall Europe on 2 legs, Lasse Wallah

im back home, stomach full of presunto and beer

Back home from eating a lot at parents. My belly is trying to get out from its fleshy cage.

>>212494976
Yummy tummy.

>>212496814
>>212497724
Is it some kind of feast day in Portugal or something?

>>212497829
its sunday

>>212496683
You gotta be careful fren. Can't breed jeetas if you end up all messed up!

>>212497994
That's as good an excuse as any, I suppose.

>>212498028
im joking, it was my godmothers bday party

>>212498028
You ought to celebrate every additional day of survival on Earth with copious food and libation, Catnigga

>>212497829
Every day is a good day to eat and drink. I’m sure you understand the sentiment.

>>212498236
>im joking, it was my godmothers bday party
I bet she made you a food offer that you couldn't refuse.
How many tupperware containers with leftovers did she send you home with?
>>212498415
If I were rich, I'd order food every day from all the fancy restaurants around me.
Although I think I might be too many years in the habit of scouring supermarkets at the exact time they discount food so that I can eat for a fraction of the price that I'd normally have to pay. Whenever I have to pay full price for something, I feel like I'm getting scammed.

>>212498684
>How many tupperware containers with leftovers did she send you home with?
not a lot desu we ate most of it

>>212498684
The supermarket I usually go to hasn't got those offers sadly, I would definitely take advantage of them as I'm poor

After hours post.

Sneed.

Feeling like killing myself lads

>>212494976

https://youtu.be/fOaxEa5ONJw

>>212479686
>Afterwards, they elongate themselves
This reminds me of a dream I saw.
I was on a huge branch of an even larger tree.
It was as thick as a big road.
On it there were some kind of cat like creatures.
They were orange, their bodies were long, like a snake's, they had three eyes, big canine teeth and they could levitate.
They were apprehensive of me and only one of them stood in front of me while the rest hid behind it.
In the dream, I decided to pet it and apparently it considered me a friend, yelled something to the others and they all approached me and were levitating around me and encircling me playfully.
Then other humans started arriving on that branch but the cat like creatures were hostile to them and would not allow them to approach me despite my assurances that both sides were friendly.

>>212502194

All adults feel this constantly, it isn't special, you're not fully adult yet. Full adulthood is having the decorum to not say it out loud and just carry on with the nonsense of life both for self-preservation instincts and also not to worry others, out of consideration for their feelings.

>>212497829
Yesterday was Primeira-feira in Portugal, that's something to celebrate

I dreamt that my family and I were preparing to fly to France for the funeral of Gironde's boss, and said funeral was an international event. Then it switched to me seeing something online about how the Irish were using a dead game as an online social meet-up. The game exists, but I don't know the name ny heart. I'll look it up when I'm on the PC.

>>212506359
Why are you so worried about Gironde's boss?

>>212506429
I'd be worried too if the CEO of Office Cuties Incorporated died.

>>212506509
>Gironde couldn't pull any cutie? I guess I'll have to hire a new batch of cuties for the office then

Good morning, sisters.
Had a dream so GOATed that waking up from it felt like shit.

Hello meddlers, I dreamt I was stuck in some spirit realm some boogeyman demon had kidnapped me too. Basically he stole people to steal their soul and turn them into soulless ghost husks in some rotting abandonned hotel.
I tried to get revenge by burning his soul instead of mine with very intricate japanese soul rituals and it worked. Fuck that guy.
>>212506359
>how the Irish were using a dead game as an online social meet-up
Pretty interesting dream!
Btw my boss is doing alright I think. Didn't check in at work yet.
>>212506583
Sorry bossman, I'm just very bitchless :(

>>212507704
I forgot to mention that the funeral was going to be held in a huge Cathedral.
The game in question is called 'Gear Up'.

>>212507704
I just sell my soul real quick to Milhouse
What evil nigga gon do

Bump.

>>212507817
Kek some weird tank game as a social network sounds funny.
>>212508083
Based, might as well get done with it.
I think it's in Skyrim and Baldur's Gate 3 where you can sell your soul to like 5 different demons/gods/eldritch entities and then let them fight and seethe over the fact you played them all and just lent your whole being like a fent addicted whore give out pussy for a quick fix.

>>212509197
FUCK NICE ARSE

>>212509526
To be fair, the tank game on that Maid Marian website was probably not too far off.

>>212509586
Men are so simple

>>212509625
Daaammn you're right.
Good memories. I remember playing it with my childhood best friend and making completely black characters with names like "N'Gubu" then walking around and laughing at people seething that it was racist.
Flying up to Earth in Moonbase was kino too.

>>212509877
The tropical one is probably the one I spent the least time on. Moonbase was fun. It had a buggy on it, yeah?

>>212509877
>making completely black characters with names like "N'Gubu" then walking around and laughing at people seething that it was racist.
KEK

Nice gym sesh lads. Hit two weight prs, and I tried two new exercises that I have not done before. EZ-bar front raises (isolationg shoulders and only pushing the weight with shoulders from a bit below balls to above my head as far as I could extend my arms), and lean away cable lateral raises. Both are absolutely humbling lifts, especially the EZ-bar front raise. I feel like instead of doing drop sets on shoulder press, adding 1 set of this front raise is absolutely GOATed. Going to try this for some weeks and see if the results are better than doing drop sets or not.
Also I autismmaxed today. As I was using the cable, a girl started using the other one and asked me if there's enough place for the two of us to use them (I was doing lean away lat raises and that shit takes up a lot of space there). So I did the most magyarmaxxed thing, told her to just go ahead, I'll wait until she finishes, then I woolked to the other corner of the gym.
Blogpost over. Goated day so far today.

>>212507704
Lel, nice dream, gman.
I dreamt I was an explorer exploring some new area (a planet that we travelled to by crossing some portal) that previously was unknown to humans. All the fauna and flora were also unkown to humankind, so everything there, even the "grass" (it was red-dish) was unknown to humankind.
I don't remember to rest of the dream with great detail, but I believe the whole team just decided to not send any reports back to the rest of humankind, and instead start a new colony there because we knew that humans would eventually also fuck that place up just like Earth. Maybe later the ones who sent us on the mission to begin with, sent some soldiers after us because us cutting off contant and living our life was le bad, but we already had experience with the fauna there, so with that knowledge we made weapons unknown to humans on Earth to defeat said soldiers, then they left us alone and no further contact was made between us and those niggas who remained on Earth.

>>212509931
Yeah Moonbase had the buggy. It was fun to fly up to the Earth and watch noobs try and ask in chat "HOW DO I FLY UP THERE GUYS"
>>212509969
We did so much edgy shit together like shooting little videos with toys walking around, insulting each other of faggots and figuring out which toy was the gayest based on how they were dressed and then posting it on youtube.
Now she's the pinnacle of a SJW so it's pretty funny to see her reaction whenever she remembers all of what we did.

>>212510191
I remember trying over and over to get on Earth. I might've succeeded once.

>>212510079
>gatekeeping access to the new colony to stop brown people from ruining it all again
Based, thanks for your service lad.

>>212510191
>pic
>láttátok?
Based Hungarian chad spitting facts.
>making completely black characters with names like "N'Gubu"
Howling.

>What do you think about this sexual scandal that this left wing politician had?
>Well, actually, I think that right wingers...
The political scene in this country is beyond retarded

>>212511298
Fucking rightoid racist scum making the lefties touch little kids, we have to lock all of them up!

>>212511423
Kinda like that

>>212511298
but think of the bad things said about these racists, chud

I hate the cagie so fucking much, it's unreal

Normie Zoomers are starting to be really mad about inmigration. This is my friends group chat today.

>>212511762

>>212511298
Similar here.
>Bad light thrown on the nation thanks to the government's shady stuff.
>Somehow it is the opposition's fault for badmouthing the nation in the EU.
Sure, they love to act as the teacher's pet, but it is not like the EU just listens to them blindly.

>>212511748
At least you are surrounded by brapzilian girls with big brapzilian bundas.

>>212511762
>>212511791
Nothing ever happens btw. The government will just come up with some new guidelines where they will increase migration even further to combat racism.
Sorry chud.

>postingspeed.jpg

I can't fucking wait for autumn frens. Woolking with my dog in the forest filled with the smell of rotting leaves with a nice yellow imper'.
>>212511748
I feel you Boomah. Be strong my friend and enjoy your time after clocking off. That's what I focus on.
>>212511762
Same here

Tomorrow, I'm leaving for the last big business meeting of the season. I'm not leading so a bit less pressure. It will take most of the week but then I'm free to SLACK for most of the summer.

>>212513595
>Be strong my friend and enjoy your time after clocking off. That's what I focus on.
I'm trying but it sucks so much it is starting to spill out
I think I need to find a new cagie
at least temperatures are a little cooler in here so it is nice

>>212511748
same. 2 more hours.

Just got news that I'll be forced to go to Judapest later this week.
It's so fucking over lads. At least I'll only have to stay for a day. Might as well stay for two and fuck around if I'll be there anyway.

>>212514473
here, have this webm to console your soul

>>212514316
>I think I need to find a new cagie
Might be for the best. I got the impression you would not struggle much to find something else.
>>212514473
You might find stuff to buy that you couldn't in your town maybe?
Like books or a new cummies cleaners for your fleshlight?

>>212514548
It did not help. Having her sit on my face or alternatively my cock, would help on the other hand.

>>212514654
>new cummies cleaners for your fleshlight?
Ouch.
>couldn't in your town maybe?
I'm thinking about getting a pair of barefoot shoes. They are le good or so was I told, but I'm not yet sure. Even if I don't get barefoot shoes, I'll get a pair of normal shoes as the current shoes I use for woolking are absolutely btfo'd thanks to me rooning and woolking in them. Wouldn't be surprised if they have more than 2-2,5k kilometres in them desu.

>>212475116
you are a bug

>>212514806
I'm sure you'll find a kween who'll do that to you in due time

>>212513595
I can also enjoy autumn but I need the summer's sun to charge my batteries.

>>212514998
I doubt that your average Hungarian woman looks like this.

>>212514654
>I got the impression you would not struggle much to find something else.
I wish it was like that, but unfortunately I'm not that good with (((networking))) because I'm very blunt

.

>>212517384

Just showered Pipa the monstera, my own lil' funital. Cutie's got some yellowed leaves. Making me worry to leave the appartment this week.
>>212515699
I get that, a good summer always feels nice but Autumn really is my fav season.
>>212517381
Yeah I get ya. I owe all my success to (((networking))) so I can't imagine how hard that must be to manage without it. Your skills offset that doe.

Krustini destroy your teeth and diet.

>wondering if the freakiano who tried to meet a girl on this site that wasn't a girl and ghosted him still lurks here

>>212517682
>Cutie's got some yellowed leaves.
usually means it wasn't watered enough
gotta be careful with this heat
they dry up real fast

>>212517682
Look up why the leaves are turning yellow.

>>212518562
>>212518780
Could be overwatering or underwatering ackshually. Plant symptoms are schizo like that.
>webm
Cute but sad.

Good day med am back from the cagie, there was a hot girl at the cagie today

>>212491185
>>212491269
>>212491480
That was my sister, what were you imagining ?

Could not wage because it started to rain like a shitton in a short span of time with some stronger blows of wind. Over. Finna sit on my ass until 9 PM it seems.

>>212519493
I just told you to watch the video another time, momo. Like when you're alone in the bedroom.
Peak autism. If we're already at it, watch the webm I just linked too fr fr.
>hot girl
Is she French or some other ethnicity?

>>212520046
Dunno her exact ethnicity but she was white with brown hair and a cute face and a hot body

>>212520304
Would you sex her once or twice or would you even wife her?

>>212520898
>would you have sex with an attractive woman?
Damn Magyar, what a riveting question

So, my personal intern arrived, and she’s extremely pocketable.
155cm of woman, give or take, very light curly brown hair, green eyes, slight upturned nose, small booba, nice butt (she goes to the gym), feet size 35, pretty pale skin. Also F R E C K L E S.
Extremely energetic and talkative, 23 years old. Managed to bump into me two times and step on my toe once while I was showing her the factory, I’m worried her energy might lead to an untimely death on the shop floor.
Was pretty shocked at my age, she thought I was 27 lmao.
I hope she’ll be worth it and take some work off my shoulders.
There’s a second intern that will be under the care of a coworker, kind of ugly but with the juiciest ass VGH.
Good way to return to the cagie I guess.

>>212520925
My question was whether he'd only coom in her once or twice, or even marry her because she's so hot o algo.

Dios mío...

>>212520898
Yes, yes and yes again

>>212521542
Meu deu...

>>212521649

>>212521674

>>212521765
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>212521649
>>212521674
>>212521765
>>212522100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJqWPnlEp-Y

>>212522165
>You at home

>>212522165
I'll rape you, momo.

>>212522249
I wish I was that handsome
>>212522268
Gay

>>212522268
Momo would overpower you, tie you up then fire lesbian porn to entertain himself while you're tied up int he closet.

>>212522268
zesty

>>212519153
Yeah

>>212522282
You will enjoy it. I won't.
Therefore, you're gay.
Prove me wrong, liberal.

>>212522328
>then fire lesbian porn to entertain himself
Kek
I wonder if he likes milf on 18 yo lesbian porn.

>>212522268

>

>>212523073
Malta (not the land itself) truly is a fucked shithole.
No offense, maltabro.

>>212523073
Lol :D

>>212511762
The only clearly good thing about zoomers is their political views. When I was in high school (baccalaureate) I was surrounded by communists and Podemos fans (it was when they became mainstream). It's impossible not to be a chud nowadays with all the shitshow we have here and in the rest of Europe.

Back from my incelrun, I just about managed to escape a rainstorm as I was getting back home

https://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/whats-bigger-2

Just got a perfect 15/15

>>212524226
Failed the last one because I’m a tard.

>>212524226
10/15

>>212524406
I failed one because I forgot about americans (fattest gorila x fattest person)

>>212524573
Same, we subestimated americans

>>212524573
>>212524602
That was the easiest one, exactly because of amerilards.

>>212524226
12/15
Had no idea what a croquet ball looked like and I got SHOCKED by the amerigolem's weight. Might have fucked up Iran and Iraq too fr fr.

>>212524057
Do you measure your heartrate when rooning or do you just rawdog the run, sister?

>>212523511
The land is also turning into shit, don't worry.

>>212524226
10

>>212524706
>Iran
>1 648 195 km2

>Iraq
>438 317 km2

>>212524706
I don't sister, I don't bring any electronics with me

>>212524860
I somehow imagined Iraq to be much larger than it is.
I know I do retarded things quite often, but rarely I do even more retarded things. As I was doing the quiz I imagined Iraq to border Egypt, and Turkey too. Pretty much occupying Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Palestine, and Jordania.

>>212524935
>Kingdom of Hungary (1910)
282 870 km2

>Republic of Hungary (2025)
93 030 km2

>>212524935
Iraq does border Turkey

>>212524977
>Lands of the Crown of Saint Stephen (1867–1918)
325,411 km2
>Republic of Hungary (2025)
93 030 km2

>>212524990
I meant border it right at the Mediterranean Sea.
That's how I imagined it.
Captcha: V4M0S (Vamos)

>>212524977
>Easiest way to send a hungarian into depression

>>212525077
>Portugal (1300)
>90 000 km2

>Portugal (2025)
>92 230 km2

>>212525109
>Portugal reached its peak during the 16th century in the Age of Exploration, specifically under the reign of King João III (1521–1557) and King Sebastião I (1557–1578)
>While the exact land area of the entire Portuguese Empire is difficult to calculate due to its overseas territories, estimates suggest it covered around 10 million square kilometers (3.9 million square miles) at its peak.

>>212525153
>Portugal (1820)
>5 500 000 km2

OVAH

>1570
>2,5~3 million portupipos
>10 million sqm
>0,25~0,3 portupipos per square kilometres
The loss of the empire was bound to happen.

One of my cousins from Argentina and some of her family are going to visit Spain and apparently they are going to rent a boat while being here.
I hate posh mfers.

>>212525338
You should get them to gift you shit

>>212525375
>her
Is she hot? If she has money and is hot, you should sex her.

>>212525375
No, I don't owe them anything, besides I probably won't even see them while they are here.

>>212525459
Maybe things are different in Portugal but in Spain we normally don't fuck our cousins.

>>212525512
We usually don't either, but it's a quick and dirty way to get a girl AND rich, it seems.

>>212525375
Shit I misunderstood you, I thought you said I should give them a gift.
Anyway I'm not desperate enough to brown nose people.

>>212525537
Her family that isn't my family is rich but it's her uncles, her parents (my uncles) are well off but I wouldn't say rich.
Besides, I still wouldn't.

>>212525591
Anyway, is this the fabled andaluz-argentinette /med/up?

We're going to be getting a bunch of Indian footballers dlivering food.

>>212525512

>>212525634
And intensify the outsourcing of sports.

nah wtf

>>212525753
Fatpilled

>>212525630
Well obviously not my family from Argentina wouldn't come to this dump.

>>212525634
Do they want powerlifters?

>>212526165
It is for 3rd worlders.

Nouvelle

>>212526426
>>212526426
>>212526426