>>514954083
baker needed

>>514950901
china is desperate for the power of the frogposter

>>214548429
Being fat is an excellent way to die of heart attacks though.
I want to be like James Gandolfini - gorge myself on food and alcohol, then drop dead in a hotel bathroom and be found by my son.
>>214548503
Do you get incelcheckups on your cardiovascular system too?

What are the best websites for free femboy porn?

Is it really that hard for MJ stans to separate the art from the artist? Or is this just a special /pol/ thing

I liked the big injun. He was cool.

taz teaching lil bro how to put on some weight
what's this gay song doe

>>214254140
I don't even have a consistent accent

>>513906280
uh, once..
yes..

>>18636889
just watch AEW, retard

>>513750511
Millennial here, I don't want to be immortal, I was looking forward to escaping this one day :(

>>214070152
Many people will tell you that you need motivation to gorge yourself on a daily basis, but this is not true. You need discipline. Eating should become a habit, so that even when you don't want to do it, your hands are still moving towards the fridge of their own accord. It should become second nature to reach for an extra helping. You shouldn't need to think before you ask for an XL portion, you should just do it.

>>513664904
He is in cholesterol withdrawal
you need to get back in the kitchen and make him some bacon double cheeseburgers right away

>>214043192
She will learn, give her time.
Just make sure to send her regular parcels of money and food once you escape from your family and make it big in the city. We Mediterraneans need to take care of our families.

>>213980469
thanks

>>18591786
>recently become aware your pregnant
>celebrate by drinking gallons of vodka
as expected of "those" people

sorry maar aan deze draad doe ik niet mee

>>513020911
IslandChads

>>512899131
So does Lenny keep men in his pocket instead of mice, is this what you're implying, did I miss something, someone help

>>512846553
This narrator is trying so hard to make his voice sound "not gay" that it makes it sound "really real real gay" if you understand what I mean lol he's a faggot

>>512795599
chads with good personalities live life in tutorial mode

any of you n-words play any instruments?
is it okay to stop practicing a song if i can play it correctly 90% of the time or do i have to go full OCD and aim for 100%?

>>512727958
why does she have a tiny butt in the front is she ok

>>150172309
Some names I haven't heard in a long time.

>>213624908
Regardless of whether you're celebrating or not, it's still a good excuse to gorge on food. I think you should all order Chinese food.
>>213625159
>Post a med-related song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8L5XatLa48

>>512537319
me and my wife spend about $500 a month that includes small alcohol purchases and OTC pharmacy products. shits gotta change.

>>213582054
>''oh shit my bad''
>close door and leave

>>213482287
I'm also expanding though.

nochmal ein paar Sandwichtoast in den Sandwichtoastmacher drücken oder doch lieber eine TK-Pizza?

>>213444567
ik worstel met mezelf elke dag

>>213444172
>like the variety of food
Now you've finally touched upon a good point. If I had the money, I'd be ordering from a different every day of the week. And the 24/7 gyms were nice back when I used to go (I only ever went at 1-4am to avoid normies laughing at my flabby body).
>>213444205
As Mr Bean once said, now that we have the recipes, is there really any need for them to stay?

>>512096036
>Every Day
ok but what did he do today tho?
>...

>>511463986
>be me
>try to disregard females
>females continuously regard me
>get spanked by underage b&
if anything, they sexually assault me
it's very unMAGA i tell you hwhat

i should have been born Swennofede but instead i am cursed with this brown Mexican midget body of mine.

which country do you wish you were born in?

It is dawning on me it was a mistake to let women out from the dungeons where they used to be kept, back in the renaissance era.

did he intentionally write it to sound so homoerotic

>>18302643
why is she much cuter upside down

>>715824521
I installed Ryujinx right before it was taken down but I hadn't opened it until right now. It says I need a "prod.keys" file. What tf do I do? I just want to pirate some vidya.

>>212879771
Where I'm from, we call that dindins.

>>510592015
>Gavin Newsom is on our side
ok but how come he never cared about Epstein before tho

>>212832457
>At least with fat you can lose it
What? Why did nobody tell me this?
Has this been fact checked?

why doesn’t Hashem want me to find love with a man from your country?

are you allowed love a man in your country?

>>63983095
i dont like the beretta
don't get why it is hailed so much
is it because of contrarianism or because of companies like Eugen?
i especially dislike its magazines and the way they are inserted on the early models, makes me physcially cringe

>>63983129
is better but it appears afaik this is a late war variant /44 from when they were under german control (yes, the filename says 42 but i don't trust that; Ian shows a "42" version that looks like this but it also has german markings)

also either way it has V-notch and no pistol grip
and was it even that cheap?

o que os /bra/nões estão fazendo?

>>212718655
Trying to survive the heat.
Also reading about investing (it's very complicated).
>i need to stop being fat
We live in tough economic times, and you never know when your material circumstances might change for the worse. Having a little extra chunk might be handy when we're killing each other over cans of fine British corned beef in 2-3 years time.

>>530967279
No but I haven't seen those images before; if they're common then I probably skipped over them but the fat they were copy pasted 3x in a row threw me off.

>>18218214
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

Imagine the DIMES this will produce if KSI and Travis Scott get involved!

>>212667679
Americans and Euros think we're all handsome, chisel-jawed models who walk around in tailored suits while quipping at everything.
In reality, I'm fat and talking to girls frightens me.

why come meltzer don't mention the 500k sickos who watch collision on max and only dynamite?

>>715076634
No sir, never heard of that site. I don't know what you're implying though because I don't see that behavior here either.

>>18201126
most e-drones are not allowed within 100 feet of elementary schools, i'm afraid

>>509968704
This is all very interesting but now you need to get back into the kitchen and make me some pancakes

how fun is Monster Hunter solo?

>>509787733
>>509787853
You judge a person's character by whether or not they support Trump, just like the rest of em. It's called TDS.
Don't worry, there's only three whole years and six long months (and one extra day for leap year) to go. MAGA

>>212496814
>>212497724
Is it some kind of feast day in Portugal or something?

>>18170767
on the contrary they're probably jobless losers who have nothing better to do than obsess over grown men play fighting to the point of going to war for your favorite flavor of faggotry
you're supposed to grow out of that phase in your teens/twenties when you discover women, employment, and build up a friend circle

my nearby work place and grocery store are only a 5 minute walk away from me and i still drive to them

are you a lazy fat stupid retard in your cunt too?

>>509602126

It's not that interesting really. Turkey is like a non country. It keeps Americas nukes which means nothing interesting will ever be allowed to happen there. Whether you're a right winger or left winger, there's nothing you want or hope from Turkey. So it doesn't matter what does or does or doesn't happen there.

>>212407324
Maybe I'd eat it if I were on a diet, but the combination of hardboiled eggs and raw vegetables between two slices of wholegrain bread makes me feel as if this sandwich was designed for upper middle class white women to eat between rounds of tennis and ordering exercise equipment off the TV.

The Last Stand ruined L4D2.

>>936521158
dairy queen snickers blizzard

>>212305574
Have the prices of the protein bars in the vending machines gone up?

>>212248729
Food will never abandon you.

i went to an all-boys school

>>212201986
>Jam is full of sugar, it's poison.
Sugar is good for you though. Without sugar, you would die - and it would be a tasteless death.

i want to go on a vacation before the end of the summer. where am i guaranteed to have the best time as a
>25 year old bachelor
>traveling alone
>$3000 for flights
>7-8/10 and in decent shape
>not picky, have slept on a hostel floor once
i have been to most of western europe and most of the eastern US, but i am open to anywhere (in budget)

here i come Constantinople
here i come Constantinople
i am coming Constantinople
here i come

>>508731123
Shake Shack gave him lifetime free hamburgers at their restaraunts

>>508295367
I hope so fren.

>>508144653
How so?

Just a month ago america was on the right track (altho too slowly). Now we are back to 2003 neocon boomerism within the span of two weeks. I am done with trump. Don't even care what happens after this, i'm done with that orange boomer for good. Voting democrat from now on just out of spite.

>>508019112
You gotta grow so cojones hombre, everyone here including me is a loser and if you made em kek enjoy the fun.

>>507955382
Many of us have it
>Oy vey
>Ay wey
El Tacocausto

Is it happening tonight?

>>507834188
I understand falling for it once or twice but at some point it's just becoming background noise

>>507808026
that steak looks awfully thin
and why is there a single collard green?
also wtf is that stuff next to it it looks like expensive barf

I'm jewish

i be cum, i be cum, i be cumming

New baker needed
>New baker needed
New baker needed
>New baker needed
keep the OP normal stop being shill fags.

uhhh my fellow Americans.. today i want to uhhhh ask you about your thoughts on Brazil, Poland, and Finland in your uhhh country.

Elite insider here
Russia will advance with greater force, and perhaps China will finally begin to harass Taiwan.
Muslims will begin to cause chaos in Europe.
And you don't want to know what the Filipinos will do.

>In the morning, kikes attack and shill
>At night, Iranians attack, kikes stop shilling
>Repeat for two weeks
I think I'd better go watch some movies
Any kino you recommend?

Reminder:
Kill kikes. Behead kikes. Roundhouse kick a kike into the concrete. Slam dunk a kike baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy kikes. Defecate in a kike's food. Launch kikes into the sun. Stir fry kikes in a wok. Toss kikes into active volcanoes. Urinate into a kike's gas tank. Judo throw kikes into a wood chipper. Twist kikes heads off. Report kikes to the ICC. Karate chop kikes in half. Curb stomp pregnant kikes. Trap kikes in quicksand. Crush kikes in the trash compactor. Liquefy kikes in a vat of acid. Eat kikes. Dissect kikes. Exterminate kikes in the gas chamber. Stomp kike skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate kikes in the moloch oven. Lobotomize kikes. Mandatory abortions for kikes. Grind kike fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown kikes in fried chicken grease. Vaporize kikes with a ray gun. Kick old kikes down the stairs. Feed kikees to alligators. Slice kikes with a katana.

>>507592370
Yes? Why would we even care about them otherwise?

>>507556888
Check'd

I'm afraid so anon, unfortunately with so many shills and agents on 4chan, especially on /pol/, any general that talks about war will never be neutral.
I'd like to point out that it was Israel who attacked first. Any anon who wants to change the narrative and say they're victims because Iran wanted to develop a nuclear weapon is a huge faggot.
Even though Trump was seeking a deal to prevent it, and funny enough the meeting was specifically scheduled for this Sunday, kikes didn't even wait.

>>507535066
>Can I get a qrd
Sand people dying
And I'm playing the minish cap

>>507532672
>I WILL SHIT AND PISS ON /POL/
wew lad

Another win for chainlink

>>507507285
go for it and welcome back, i kept the peace.

>>211762531
hatte seit ca. 4 Jahren keinen Schnellfraß mehr. Wie sind die heute so? Wieviel €? Hätte mal wieder interesse

will your country survive?

>Iran: all over the country entire city blocks gone. some of the highest officials in military and gov gone.

>Israel: eh, a short story apartment building here and there in the capital partially collapsed.

>>507279380
well I dont like them very much

Retard take
>Games became shit because companies got too woke
Chad take
>Companies started to dress up their games as woke in order to hide how shit they actually are

i boughted more oil stocks. just waiting for Israel to strike more iranian refineries