I love cookies edition

Had tons of cookies >>212675730

Good morning /med/.

>>212709754 (OP)

70€ 30 minutes sound a little expensive, I guess he picked one high standing woman

Good morning, sisters.

>>212710691
That's less than 150 euros an hour. Isn't that supposed to be cheap unless you go for literal crack whores of whom 5 lives under the same roof plus their pimp?
Not that I have any idea, it just seems cheap to me without giving it a second thought.

I like how that Irish bonfire is identical (effigy on a sea vessel on top of the burning material) to how our St. John's bonfires used to be.

Good morning med, Buffalo Grill today

Hello meddlers, I started the day reading. Now it's a coffee and some bidogames.
Since VtMB and T:DS are both dark games that I couldn't see the screen too well in the morning, I'll play my other 2 main games these days, Peaks of Yore and Dead Island 2
>>212712119
Woooooh buy, lucky feller right here! You gettin' the ribeye right?

>>212709754 (OP)
Literally me

Did not feel like lifting so I sacrificed volume instead of juts not going at all.
3x4 30 kgs db split squats (I believe it's a new pr as I think last time I used 28 kg dbs at 5 reps)
2x4+1x3 85 kgs leg curls (almost reached a 5th clean rep on the first set, but I'm not counting it as there were like 4-5 centimetres or ROM left at the top)
1x7 110 kgs, 2x5 112,5 kgs calves (both weights are new prs)
Mental how ALMOST adding a 5th clean rep only took one session while ALMOST adding a 4th clean rep took me some weeks (which should be 10-12 sessions).
Maybe this is what you youngsters call retard strength.

>>212712643
Indeed with some fries, green beans and a coupe america ice cream

>>212713618
Nice bulk

>>212713849
Indeed and the ribeye will be medium rare

>>212710783
Instead of debasing one's self with whores, one can simply resist the urge to touch their dick in an inappropriate way.

This guy draws the weirdest horse smut.

>>212709754 (OP)
Imagine licking and sniffing the leftover cookie crumbs that fell onto her blouse and feet.

>>212712723
>Jewish
>Shower Apu

I'm going to have to eat in an Italian restaurant, yikes.
Luckily they have steak, I'm not forced to eat some pasta or pizza with 20 different kinds of cheese.

>>212715222
Why not try some seafood dish ?

>>212715222
Make sure to ask for pasta with grated cheese on top.

>>212715309
Because I won't eat the pancrustacea.

>>212715370
No, and if I get served cheese by any chance I will start calling for TSD.

>>212715222
If it's an Italian restaurant, I wonder if any have any Kinder-based desserts. Worth asking, perche no?

>>212715461
I don't really like eating desserts in restaurants.
They are usually overpriced and have too much stuff going on.

>>212715461
I like panna cotta and tiramisu.
Not sure if there are any Italian dessert with chocolate as their basis.

Spotted that freak

>>212715607
Fair enough.
>>212715634
Tiramisu is one of things that I think people just pretend to like. It has a very unpleasant taste and texture.
If you are lying to me, you can fess up. I won't get mad. Much.

For me, it's budinos and amarettis.

how do I ascend to medhood?

>>212715461
Kinder is german

>>212715783
ywnbm

>>212715798
No, it's part of Ferrero, I thought the same by the name but it's Italian.

It says "based on a true story" so it must be true.

Hello frens, today I'm forced to have lunch with 80 of my relatives

>>212715853
That's a lot of relatives.

>>212715798
You have been lied to, I am afraid. Kinder chocolate comes from Italy.

>>212715853
Are you gitano?

>>212715843
?Que pasa si hablo espanol?

>>212715925
No, my grandfather had 10 kids, every kid had 2 or 3 kids, and those kids now have 1 or 2 kids

>>212715981
Siempre serás un guiri, lo siento.

>>212715783
be lazy
get a tan
grow hairs like a gorilla
have sex
be sociable and chill
.......sadly, I'm not a med except for the lazyness :(

>>212716071
yo quiero las latinas, no espanolas
disculpe, mi espanol

>>212716105
>I'm not a med except for the lazyness
That's the case for like 90% of /med/ kek

>>212715667
Night City...
home...

I will remember this place...

>>212716251
bros.......

>>212716274
I remember that scene in the cabin after the mission where you rescue Saul, where she places her feet in your lap and there's even a dialogue option to rub her feet. They really dangle it in front of you, and then they just yank it away. One of the most annoying parts of the game.

>>212716251
>>212716311
start learning a language
go outside for walks
work on things you like
you niggaz colonized the world at one point, I'm pretty sure you are all capable of fixing your own lives

>>212716457
I'm not capable of fixing my life because I'm an ugly manlet.

>>212716498
go to the gym, heavy rock helps keep sad voice away - if you can't afford one, do simple exercises yourself at home
nobody is expecting you to be happy and perfect overnight, but you can try to make life better for yourself one step at a time
I believe in you, anon

>>212716456
it's not a pornographic game or a /weg/
it's all about the subtlety, yes V canonically rubs Panam's feet, but you can't just show brown girl feet in a AAA game that's too erotic

>>212715732
Never thought that a person could exist without liking tiramisu.
I even buy tiramisu flavored ice cream whenever I can.

>>212716704
>go to the gym
Funny, you won't get it but true /med/ders will.
>heavy rock helps keep sad voice away
I'm not depressed, but I won't ever be able to be successful in ways I want, like forming a family.
I really have everything I need except for love and affection.

>>212716704
>go to the gym
So that's what el Andalusiano was missing this whole time. He just needed to go the gym to fix his problems.

Going for a walk to clear your mind is such a meme.

>>212715916
Damn I can't believe I've been eating italian chocolate all this time.. and they even call it Kinder "Milchschnitte".
Italians and their tricks.

Japaneez people be like
>She said she loves me? WHAT THE HELLU DOES THAT MEANU!
One of the things I don't like from anime

Need black clussy in my life.

>>212716704
>go to the gym
Nigga you replied to is a powershitter.

>>212710691
As far as I can tell, the average price for 30 minutes is around 50€ even for girls in less "curated" sites
So 70€ for a luxury escort isnt particularly expensive

>>212717744
That's 40% more, anyway if she was sexy and cuddled with you after it was worth it I guess

>>212716732
Never took Poles for such prudes, but maybe in another 10 years, I can feed the source code of the game into ChatGPT and get it to generate the missing scene.
>>212716821
There is no accounting for taste. I know people who don't like blue cheese, snow or heritage trains. If I ever went to an ice cream parlour, I'd probably order bubblegum and pistachio flavours.
>>212717180
I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

>>212717180
North Italians are basically Germans so you are not wrong.

>>212717737

>>212718198
So you too downloaded that webm huh.
Her face for some reason I can't explain is something I don't like that much. But that bush is something else. And that butt and thigh combo... UFFFFFF

>>212718414
I'm there for the:

i need to stop being fat

how yall spending ur sunday?

>>212715732
tiramisu is great tf

>>212718655
Home, being bored
Also gotta shake my ass to the badminton court, body some freaks and build that body

>>212715987
>and those kids now have 1 or 2 kids
except you...

>>212718655
Trying to survive the heat.
Also reading about investing (it's very complicated).
>i need to stop being fat
We live in tough economic times, and you never know when your material circumstances might change for the worse. Having a little extra chunk might be handy when we're killing each other over cans of fine British corned beef in 2-3 years time.

Giwtwm.

>>212718655
>i need to stop being fat
Just eat less. Alternatively, eat the same amount of food, but start woolking, or jogging, or gymcelmaxx.
>how yall spending ur sunday?
Done with all the tasks I had for today except for watering the garden, which I think I'll do around 6 PM. Apart from taking care of the garden, in the remaining time left of the weekend before heading to sleep, I'm going to watch tranime and gaym.
>pic
Mid.

>>212718845
>Also reading about investing
Any book in particular? Or are you just reading articles online?

Also >>212718655
Eating bananas are also nice as they are low in calories. I like them.

>>212715732
I love tiramisu

>>212719814
>Any book in particular? Or are you just reading articles online?
First, I browsed /biz/, then I started reading online articles, although most of them seemed to be aimed at boomers who already have some degree of knowledge in this area. Eventually, I drifted off topic and started reading semi-related Wikipedia articles about the history of coins and currency.
>>212719880
>>212718718
Why does everyone in this thread like tiramisu?
Am I really the only tiramisu-hater here. How suspicious.

>>212720068
>>Am I really the only tiramisu-hater here
>non-med
>doesnt like tiramisu
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>212720068
Tiramisu is great, how can you not like it?
>>212720104
non-meds also like tiramisu, it's gotten really popular here

>>212720104
I guess I just prefer more traditional Mediterranean foods, not modern slop invented in the 70s and given a cute, faux folksy origin story so it could be more easily marketed towards tourists.
That's just me though. We're all different, I suppose.

>>212720068
I don't like tiramisu either

>>212720068
Investopedia is a nice site if there's something you don't understand and need to look up how that thing works.
I'd recommend you study both technical and fundamental analysis.
And by the way if I can ask this of you, please do explain this joke to me (picrel) because I don't get the play on words.

>>212720068
I could expect it from Andalusian autistic folxs, but how can you possibly not like Tiramisù? Everybody likes that dessert

>>212720259
Thank you for your advice. I will now deep-dive on this subject until I get bored, which I'm hoping will not be for at least another hour.
>And by the way if I can ask this of you, please do explain this joke to me (picrel) because I don't get the play on words.
There is no play on words here.
The man has taken his girlfriend's bra cup and is using it as a yamulke. By pretending to be Jewish, he is hoping to secure a loan with very favourable terms at his local bank.
I am sorry you had to witness this anti-semitic meme.

>>212720068
not crazy about it, but tiramisu is pretty dope

And btw catnigga, if you want to ask for sources and material on investing, I recommend you ask for advice in /smg/ in /biz/ instead of browsing /biz/ as it's full of crypto shills who always lose money. Just stick to stonks, indices, and ETFs I guess. Crypto and forex suck ass, but then again maybe for your mind they'd be piss easy (but I still advise you against those).

>>212720437
>>212720406
And fuck around with the links in the sticky too on /smg/ I guess.
>bra cup and is using it as a yamulke
Lmao. No idea how I didn't see that.

>>212720437
I got 20k sitting in the bank
should I buy bitcoin next time it dips?

>>212717106
I agree, it doesn't always work. Going for walks with already clear mind is the best variant

>>212720805
>should I buy bitcoin next time it dips?
I never trade crypto and I don't keep up with neither news about crypto nor price movement so I can't help you with bitcoin.

blood...

>>212720805
>He bought?

>>212715222
I hope you ate some delicious risotto.

>>212718655
Cute plastic woman.

>>212720104
I don’t like tiramisu. Literally tira-me isso da frente kek

>>212720805
No, you should give them to me so I can pay the house in full sooner.

>>212720437
>And btw catnigga, if you want to ask for sources and material on investing, I recommend you ask for advice in /smg/ in /biz/
Alright, I'm going in, wish me luck.
>>212720805
Cryptocurrency trading always struck me as not much better than gambling. Ever since I saw this documentary about it, I've always been very hestitant about buying any:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhPkLr9IjYc

>>212720942
Help me invest, what is the best trader in Europe, where I can get away with paying them less coins and that has a good service?
Banks are notoriously bad to invest.

>>212720942
ig ill check out /smg/ then
although ig an underclared job if I do end up studying is a safer bet to help out with rent
it is the poorcel's cross to bear
>>212721006
they're dead
it's safe to buy EVERYTHING now

>>212720406
Imagine how big his girlfriend's boob must be.

>>212720068
It just tastes great I like mascarpone and coffee and cocoa powder, it goes well together

>>212721196
IBKR, Saxo, Degiro are usually the ones that are recommended. Lightyear seems to be nice too according to some people, but I made no research on their fees or anything like that. My first broker was XTB and I did not like it that much, but seems like they are getting better as a broker, however, I would still choose others over them.
If there's one you like, you should check it if it falls under jurisdiction in your country. In Hungary I can just check whether a broker is completely safe or not on the website of the Hungarian National Bank. Maybe the Portuguese National Bank also lets you see if you can a hundred percent completely trust those brokers or not.
I'd say check out IBKR first.

>>212721226
>it is the poorcel's cross to bear
What sucks ass is that you can't just lose the money you earn like the money you invest. Sure you can spend it, but it's not the same as let's say having 10% of your portfolio wiped out and just gone because of stonk movements.

>>212721565
>trader
>broker
Broker is what I meant. The Bank of Portugal has such a list, yes.
With the delay in the house, I’m now basically loaded, so I can use part of it to invest in a possible better outcome for the credit, while keeping it as a very low risk if I end up losing some of the money.
Win-almost win situation basically.
Or pay for the monthly Jew tax with the earnings from investing, at least partially.

good morning dudes
>>212712643
hello gman, what are you reading?
I'm reading "Rivers of Gold: The Rise of the Spanish Empire" by a friend suggestion
>>212718655
just exercise

I have a question for our resident NAS experts. Which Raspberry Pee would be the best for some extremely light hosting and running Pee-hole?

>>212720965
Mmmm <3

>>212720805
>>212720942
>>212721185
Cryptofuckery delenda est!

Holy fuck! Is it still just PC building or already art?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA9xfVo8Gmc

>>212721814
>I’m now basically loaded
You can use that money to buy the kid some lego sets o algo.

>>212722125
He has a box of Lego duplo and I’ve started giving him small things from the mainline lego. I should buy him the polish or chink lego which are nowadays 100% the same (minus retarded licensed slop).

>>212722276
>chink lego
Is it really that good?

>>212722276
Don't be a cheap ass.
Your kid deserves only the best.

>>212722478
Yes, but only from Lepin (banned in some countries for being just too good kek), Xingbao, Cada and Keepley.
Lepin were the ones that offered the exact same huge Star Wars sets for a quarter of LEGO price.
Tolerances MIGHT be a tad bigger with chink blocks, but nothing that will make a difference.

>>212722691
Chink blocks are 99,9% the same. Also he only has lego stuff, I’m just saying the chinks are almost as good. I just like to buy europoor brands.

>>212722839
holy fuark

>>212722839
Alternatively buy the based polish blocks, Cobi. It’s the brand with a huge assortment of military stuff (it was their original niche because lego doesn’t sell military stuff, at least for 30 years now).

>>212722839
I see.

>>212722897
>hey dad, check this out
>shoots you in the balls
Are you sure that's something you're willing to risk, portuchad?

>>212723031
I have a natural immunity to being shot in the balls, that doesn’t scare me.

>>212723188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBz-Ld6SuOo&t=12s

>>212722276
I tolerated megablocks as a kid bc they had cool dragons but overall I hated chink legos
but it doesn't matter anyway bionicles aren't a thing anymore so it's OVER for the little lad
this world is a world of suffering

>>212723664
Literally me if hit on my right side.

>>212723724
Megablocks is Canadian. In a way you’re right that they are a chink brand kek
But no, megablocks are worse quality than chink brands in this day and age.
>no bionicles
Fuck you for reminding me.

>>212723860
I remember buying these guys with my lunch money at the flea market
simpler times

>>212724111
>that
>bionicles
My Bionicles were these. I had the black, brown and blue ones.
I also had Slizers and Roboriders (the niggas before Bionicles). I had this huge nigga and he was amazing.

>>212724360
Couldn’t post both slizer and bionicles pictures, here’s the bionicles’ one. My favourite was the snow one, but I didn’t have that one.

>put tea tree oil on cock
>feels like someone is blowing cold air against it
Noted.

>>212724391
oh my unc
these are some og shit
was way too old for me
only ones from that era I had were these headbutting crab guys that I got from a friend's older bro
they were really cool
I pretended that were living fossils bc they were pretty different from from my other 'nicles

>>212724930
I didn’t like those. They were the enemies of the good bionicles if I remember correctly and came some two years after the original ones.

>>212724995
I always preferred the villains
they looked more animalistic

I also remember having this Toa Vakam some years later because I liked how it had so many joints and the disk from my old Slizer lego.

OUT!

>>212725998
me to all the fakecels in this thread

>>212726029
what is even an incel? am I really supposed to believe I couldn't find a gf if I really tried? Even if it's some ugly chick?

>>212726160
its impossible to even try

>>212726208
Persevere.

What do you call an angry French woman? A mad moselle.

>>212723639
Sex with Sydney Sweeney

>>212726416
Good one

>>212726416
boobs thighs socks ahhhh fuck cumming lads aaaaaaaaamen ah yessir

>>212726416
Based.

>>212709754 (OP)
Good afternoon /med/! I started the day with the most scandalous piece of information ever, and it's related to my kot. Apparently my kot goes to a house in my neighbourhood and just chills and "lives" there! She even gets food and pats from some neighbours on a house like, more than a street away from my home! Dear Lord, and she's an 16 year old castrated cat! Me and my mom laughed our asses off when a neighbor came to ask about a cat she's looking for, and she IRONICALLY lives with our own cat when we're not looking kek.
>>212712643
Good afternoon lad! I should soon try to get ready my review for a book I was given for free via a .pdf, by the writer of the book! I have stuff to do but I'm just kind of... Avoiding my responsabilities.
I mean, the other responsabilities I have is finishing the gift for my childhood best friend, and looking for a job. But... I'm hanging out with her today, and... I'll try to donate blood this week, so I'm doing what I can when I can kek.

>eavesdrop on dadberg talking with his fren on the phone
>"Uhm actually Orban and his peepo did not stole not even a single forint at all, as they just sold their own services for more expensive than what they sell them for, so that's not even considered stealing"
>"Uhm but actually, the guy before him who did the exact same thing as him, did in fact steal, because uhhh he just did"
>"And by the way, those young people who protest? They are brainwashed by the puppets financed by Soros."
>"Don't even get me started on migration. They want to replace us with muslims, niggers, and ukrainians."
>"And by the way, they want to brainwash the kindergarteners into being transsexuals"
Always knew dadberg unironically believed everything that the telly said and says to this day, but hearing this back from him is something else.

Superliked a Sardinian girl visiting my city on tinder and she didn’t like me back
It’s so over
I just want an olive oil female

>>212725998
Need your chuddy thoughts on picrel>>212726638

>>212726416
Lmao. You're fine in my book, Maltabro, don't come to Kemmuna tomorrow.

>>212726605
>She even gets food and pats from some neighbours on a house like, more than a street away from my home!
What a slut.

>>212726717
No, you stay away from Kemmuna.

>>212715222
>goes to Italian restaurant
>Doesn't want to eat pasta
I doubt they have sushi in the formaggio central restaurant. I'm now wondering what dishes are very typical for italian cuisine but don't have pasta or a lot of cheese in 'em. I love pasta but sometimes restaurant pastas can be heavy on the stomach.
>>212715732
>Tiramisu is one of things that I think people just pretend to like. It has a very unpleasant taste and texture.
It depends, sometimes it can feel a bit salty or it can be heavy on the stomach, it's not my favorite dessert but I do think it's heavy. Gotta be well made, and kind of fresh, if I'm being honest.
>>212716105
>be lazy
>can tan easily
>grows hair like a cat
>had sex before
>be sociable and chill
I'm 100% med then, hell, today I'm hanging out with my two IRL best friends 'cause they BEGGED for me to hang out with 'em. I'm a dirty fakecel who has a social life but just sucks at dating in general, it seems.
>>212718198
>tfw you'll never be her

>>212726717
>Need your chuddy thoughts on picrel>>212726638
Powerful and inspirating

>>212726857
>but just sucks at dating in general, it seems.
you'll find someone, you prolly have some chicks after your ass already

The pain in my calf has disappeared, and the bruise is almost gone as well, however the dent is still there. That might either stay like that or will take a long time to heal.

>>212727042
You sure?

>>212726717
>What a slut.
Omg don't slutshame her, she's just friendly lmao. Now the fat old lady is back at my bed, sleeping peacefully. At least now I know why she's so goddamn chubby.
I just hope she's safe and that nobody tries to poison her. Some asshole(s) in my neighbourhood have been poisoning street cats, and even domestic cats. Instead of calling animal control, WHICH is quite efficient in my city. Tch.
>>212727045
God I wish. The only chicks after me are my best friends but they're straight, they're not after women lol.
Actually, my childhood best friend MIGHT be bisexual, but she's definitely not into me, and has even said so. She said she's into more manly women if anything, or tomboys.
>>212727101
Try to keep a good balance of magnesium and potassium in your body to prevent cramps, brother. And soft, gentle stretching every now and then to allow blood to travel to the affected area and heal faster.

>>212726605
>Apparently my kot goes to a house in my neighbourhood and just chills and "lives" there!
I do not condone your cat's behaviour, but if you don't give your cat shrimps, somebody else will.
I see not even an ounce of regret or shame in this picture of her.

>>212727174
oh you're a chick
...more manly chicks? you're manly to begin with?

>>212727174
Not cramps. I fell and had my leg go through a grate.

>>212727125
I don't really care, I just don't want to see that thing in front of me

>>212727251
>but if you don't give your cat shrimps, somebody else will.
Heck, I barely get any shrimps myself, imagine giving HER shrimps! And who knows if she'd eat 'em, she can be a picky eater. She prefers meat-flavored cat food over tuna-flavored cat food. Very princess behaviour lol.
The neighbors love her though, they get super happy when she visits lmao.
>>212727314
>oh you're a chick
And you seem to be a new poster! There's like two new french posters from what I've seen, or you came when I was on a trip. I'm kind of in the middle, not extremely femenine, not extremely manly. But I am big bodied and can carry people who are 70kg pretty much.
Did you come from /fr/? 0:
>>212727452
>I fell and had my leg go through a grate.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, okay- oh- fuck, are you okay?

>>212728049
As I said, it seems healed now.

>>212728049
>There's like two new french posters from what I've seen
I'd body those freaks
>But I am big bodied and can carry people who are 70kg pretty much
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>Did you come from /fr/?
nah, /pol/

Got a new coworker, she's Russian and it seems like she likes me (I'm the youngest in the office). The problem is her constant nagging, I can't stand her. Life is unfair, she seemed nice.

get fit, gan

>>212728723
I'd rather get 'em feet

>>212728712
just fuck her o algo

>>212728712
Bossman right now be like
>I hope this is finally the one

>>212728712
Fix her via sex

>>212728658
>I'd body those freaks
>/pol/
I'm surprised you haven't exploded into racist or antisemitic slurs yet, welcome to the thread bro. It's quite chill here, or well, there. I'm a honorary /med/ member just 'cause my culture copied Spain and Italy. And the G*rmans due to funi reasons.
>>212728712
You VILL work and you VILL listen to the лeди nagging for 3 hours and you VILL LIKE IT, cyкa блять

>>212728812
That's not Gman, Gman is not the youngest in the office.

>>212728919
I'm loosing track of french posters

>>212728760
>>212728818
Not possible, she doesn't seem to be into casual sex and because we work together I couldn't ghost her.
>>212728840
I'm trying to be professional and emotional cold with her but I think she likes it more. I should behave like a man child, Russian shouldn't like it. I will start talking about videogames and anime, hopefully she isn't secretly a weeb.

>>212728712
What does French sound like when spoken with a Russian accent? Is it as sexy as in English?

Sinner won, now let's hope Chelsea wins

>>212729733
I don't speak french

>>212717737
>>212718198
this is whiteface

>>212730591
You are the Italian guy right? How are you adapting to France? Do you think you'd like to live there permanently?

actually loneliness hurts less than fearing losing your buds

>>212730753
Yup, that's me.

Pretty well I'd say, people are nice even though they don't understand me. English works somehow.

No I don't think I'd move here at least not yet. I just don't have a reason to stay permanently here. I'm here for work and I'll stay until the end of the project so probably I'll stay for about 3-4 years. I could also find a different company and move somewhere else but I never considered staying here permanently.

Surprisingly every french person I met wasn't 100%, excluding nafris everyone else was half Portuguese, half Italian, half Spanish or half polish. The most common mix I met was Portuguese-Polish, basically not french yet they consider themselves french. Someone might not agree but it seems like being french is a matter of where you are raised. Any french bro reading this could correct me if I'm wrong, it's just my impression.

>>212731474
we got a fuckton of portuguese here, yeah

>>212731474
>it seems like being french is a matter of where you are raised
if you're referring to nafris not feeling french but italians, spaniards, poles, russians, germans, portuguese etc... feeling french, yeah, it seems to be pretty much the norm
They cared enough to assimilate and mixed with french people just enough

>>212731474
By the way you are describing it to me it seems like you'll just let things go on until suddenly you are retired in France.

>>212721968
>Mmmm <3
thanks
I think she turned out cool

>>212731602
>if you're referring to nafris not feeling french
I don't interact basically at all with north Africans, it's not because I'm racist and I'm avoiding them but only because I'm not well versed in french culture so I just assume they're all foreigners. In Italy they're not as integrated as here so most of them are and consider themselves foreigners.
>but italians, spaniards, poles, russians, germans, portuguese etc... feeling french, yeah, it seems to be pretty much the norm
Exactly this, it feels kinda weird to hear someone saying they're parents are x and y nationalities but they consider themselves French. I do understand them but I feel like I'm dealing with Americans when talking about nationality.

>>212731650
Yeah I can see that happening.
I should be learning french first though.

Relapsed.
Mental to think about how even as an infant my mother could already tell that I was never going to be normal. And now at 23 I show the same symptoms I used to show when I was 3. Just like I did throughout my life.
It was over from the start, wasn't it?

>>212732944
>Relapsed.
Had sex again?

PSG lost, riots in Paris incoming

Buffalo Grill was good but prices went way too high. Also there were many cuties inside.

Also PSG is fumbling against Chelshit, of course they play garbage the minute it's not a game against Real Madrid.

>chick friend wanna makes me happy by posting lewd vids
oh
>"imagine we fuck in a porno the money we could make"
OH
>"oh yeah, I could fuck other dudes in front of a camera"
>"I don't mind friends with benefits, if I feel a connection with friends, I can do it with them"
aaaaaand dropped

War is coming.

>>212735521
Tell her that straight porn is disgusting and gay

Why aren't you outside enjoying the concerts and the fireworks?

>>212735665
Because I hate loud and crowded places

>>212735521
fuck her, friends-with-benefitsally

>tfw appartment high enough that I can see 10 fireworks of the surrounding cities at once
>>212721884
Hello Boomah! I'm reading the Expanse, incredible scifi series. I'm on book 6 out of 9.
Your book sounds really cool, I should get me some early Americas stuff too. I especially love stories of conquistadores doing crazy expeditions far out to Arizona or the french all the way out to the Great Lakes and beyond so early in time, real crazy stuff
>>212726605
Baby steps fren, do a little bit everyday and you'll be done in no time

>>212735847
Gn, greetings from Alicante, leaving to Paris tomorrow.

After all the tourists that I've seen today, every /med/der has the moral obligation of fucking at least one foreign tourist, Northern European of possible. Total impregnation.

>>212737028
There are no tourists where I live

>>212737527
Same, that's why I always say how lucky are those who live surrounded by them in the sense of possibilities to plapppp new nationalities!

>>212737028
I will never reward tourists with sex.

Waah, finally back after my afternoon out with my friends. They kinda gave me a stern but kind, serious talk about me not losing my mind after a bad breakup and finding a job for once. I don't want to but I know they're right, and I need money. Uuuugh.
>>212732944
Are you okay dude? Are you our Magyar anon? What did you relapse with?
>>212735847
I'll have to go out and dispense curriculums around town this week, I don't feel excited, but if I'm lucky nobody will call me. My feet are not excited about going out...

lemon

>>212740713
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

>>212740726
what

>>212740713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PS8no6_-Ng

>>212740757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd6dCUiqo2w

>>212740767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFlJVjFHiuA thank you for reminding me of this meme

>>212724808
Why are you putting weird concoctions on your dick.
Are you trying to grow it or something.

>>212709754 (OP)
sauce?

>>212744154
I posted that image a while ago, nice how you like it :D
captures the wagekeks' agony pretty well

Good morning /med/.
Back to wageying.

>>212740713
Limão

It is wild that this guy was still running amok with a licence, but it is Maltese justice that we're talking about. The shooting from a few weeks ago goes on the list of murders that wouldn't've happened had the courts/police did their job.

>>212745288

>>212744736
Λεμόνι, thanks to the Persians.

Hello medlings. No work today because it's our national holiday

>>212746162
What are the plans for the day besides drinking wine?

>>212746506
Not even that! I'm just gonna relax and play videogames and watch movies

>>212746590
You could watch Summer Time Render.

>>212746632
A pretty good idea, I gotta finish FMAB first. I'm halfway through it so if I keep my current pace, I can watch STR by 2027

Average french post be like
>Hello medlings. No work today because...
>>212746632
Do you get paid to promote that anime?

cummed after 10 seconds again award

>>212746683
No, I do it for free.

>>212746690
Damn, sad.

>>212746690
Gotta train that dick.

Good morning, sisters.
Good news is I progressed on all lifts I did today. Bad news is that I tried the Z press and myguy5 started laughing at me for doing such retarded shit. One of the safeties is a bit bent, so it's not ideal for Z press as the right side of the bar mid-air is at least 15 centimetres above the left side around the middle of the ROM. He also told me I do the most bizarre lifts (like lean-away lat raises, and barbell split squats) and he started laughing again. Not blaming him doe, I look pretty retarded when I do those fr fr.

>>212746683
>Do you get paid to promote that anime?
It's a kino anime. I will also promote it without getting paid a single cent.

>>212745775
>>212744736
Citrom.

>>212739531
>Are you okay dude?
I am now.
>What did you relapse with?
I just wiped out months of progress on my mental illness and fell back into the prison of my mind. Seems like that relapse was only short term, as I'm back to where I was now.

And btw lifting took me a bit more than usual as instead of lifting I spent some time talking with the gym milf instead.
Over.

>>212746981
Yourguy5 can't handle the superior prowess of science-based exercises.
The Z press is kind of retarded though, I don't like that one, too unstable.

>2 (you)'s from the hungarianeese

>>212747003
>talking with the gym milf
Another fakecel in this thread.

>>212747057
>superior prowess of science-based exercises.
Lmao.
>The Z press is kind of retarded though
I also tried imitating it by setting the safeties of the smith machine at collarbone level, and instead of sitting I was standing, but imho it's shite.
Talking about front delts, no idea if it has anything to do with it or I'm just imaging things, but I feel like doing 1x1 set per session of ez bar front raise from thighs to completely above head as far as arms go, isolating the front delts and not using other muscles, absolutely helped me with my mind muscle connection so now I can focus more on that when doing other front delt exercises, like shoulder press. I usually do 4 reps with 20 kg dbs after 6 sets of incline bench, but today I managed to do 4 reps with 22 kg.

>>212747145
It took me years, but I have regained my virginity. I'm a born again incel.

>>212747119
Have a third (you), bbygurl.

Turns out I'm not range-banned anymore
Idk since when

Does anyone knows how it works? When I was, I tried turning on and off the phone hoping it would connect to different 4g maybe idk
Seems very random

Good morning med, feels good not to be at the cagie today

>>212747205
You mean like a pre activation exercise? I do that with 2.5 kg plates, also with lateral raises and posterior raises, band pull aparts and some other with the band I don't know how it's called now.

>>212747240
Were you fully banned or just couldn't post pictures?

>>212747523
>You mean like a pre activation exercise?
Nope. I do 1 sets of this after 3 sets of db shoulder press. I keep the weight low, so today I only did some reps with 17,5 kgs. Focusing on form is better. So while technically you could complete more than half the ROM with your biceps, you focus on only using the front delts so you push upwards with those instead of curling the bar. I also slow the negative
https://youtu.be/21lYP86dHW4?si=Dh_0LhtDIEIVzspp&t=150
This one at the 2:30 mark.

>>212747387
>good morning
>first post
>10:30
Please tell me you already exercised.

>>212747240
Used to be the case for me because some naughty Greek was spamming the boards.
On mobile I think they can ban specific carriers and not just ip ranges.

>>212747610
No I just woke up also I still feel full from yesterday's dinner

>>212747523
Fully. Had to be a lurker.

>>212746690
With a whore o algo?

>>212746690
How did the girl feel like ?

>>212747387

tfw woke up an hour ago
eggs on toast, apricots and green tea
no work today hahahahahaha

>>212748016
It will be your turn on October 3rd though

>>212747088
Reverse Maltanon.

>>212748234
For me it's sausages, eggs, bread and cottage cheese.
No, I am not a fat bastard (yet).

>>212747717
>I still feel full from yesterday's dinner

In your country?

>>212749274
Hello Magyarcel!
Would you mind rating a 'za I recently ate?
I must warn you, it might ROCK and SHOCK (You).

>>212749431

>>212749444

>>212749570
Disgusting.

>>212749274
Are you eating pizza today ?
>>212749318
I want to sexo a hot dark empathy girl

>>212749570
>lángos
I fucking kneel.
It's not a 'za doe.

>>212749613
It tastes fucking amazing, brvther.

>>212749681
>Are you eating pizza today ?
No. I'm having chicken breats with rice and with sweet sour sauce.

>>212749681
The only way to avoid manipulation from women is to avoid interacting with them entirely.

>>212749822
Yeah but gotta keep bait answers y'know.

Cute parliament btw

>>212749822
Yummy
>>212749887
You need interaction with femoids to get sexo

>>212735570
Mmmm <3

>>212740757
Oh, who is she?

>>212745288
>>212745302
What the fuck...
What force forced him to commit such wickedness

>>212749274
I used to know the feeling

>>212750009
If I refuse sex, I no longer NEED interaction with women.
Desire is the source of all suffering.

>>212746162
What are we celebrating?

Good morning /med/, posting from the airport. Flight has a 45 min delay. An English chav with golden chains tried to sneak in in the security line and got reprimanded by the staff. Oiii m8! intensifies.

>>212750009
>You need interaction with femoids to get sexo
According to who?

>>212749996
>Cute parliament btw
Visited it for the first time early this year. Turns out, back then when grandpa visited it in the 90s or fuck knows when, they let him into much more rooms than they let our group into.
So fucking over.

Tourism is hellish this year. It is almost on a daily basis that photos and videos of degenrate behaviour happening are doing the rounds, mostly in the shithole known as Paceville.
>>212750033
The force of being a subhuman cunt.

>>212750232
>an English chav with golden chains tried to sneak in in the security line and got reprimanded by the staff
Go on my son, get in there, slap them noncy Spaniards right in the chops.

I've got the last exam of the session, which is also the hardest, in little more than two weeks, the problem is that I feel a bit burnt-out at this point; I don't know how this one is going to go
Thanks for reading my blogpost

morning niggas, it's cagie time
>>212747387
nique-toi, putain
just kidding, enjoy you holiday Momo
>>212748016
I feel your pain my friend

>>212750652
It's ok you can fail and try again next year.

>>212750488
As I arrived in Budapest, I planned to make a shitpost with your flag, but of course my accomodation was banned. Then just wanted to tell you but range banned 4G fr fr.
And saw at the same time your post saying you almost went on kikapest on Friday (>>212622446)
Would have been funny but maybe too much autism together

>>212750659
Thoughts on this nigga ? >>212746690

>>212750747
I could take it again even in September potentially, it's just that I really want to relax during August, I'm tired, I've basically been studying since last July

>>212750652
Buona fortuna.
Search deep within for any mental stamina you have might left - I'm sure there are a few hidden nuggets you can use. Maybe a burst of maniacal energy or a little iridescent lump of hope that hums with the promise of a better future.

>>212750799
>Thoughts on this nigga ?
he needs to control himself

>>212750851
It was a joke, I tried to nag you a little to get a contrarian reaction out of you so you study more.

Finna have a kebab after some visit

>>212750861
See (it's extra garlic btw) >>212749570

>>212750799
>I planned to make a shitpost with your flag
Relatable.
If I ever go to France I'll probably post one of momo's signature pics he posts when he links to another thread if there's a girl he finds sexy, except I will link to gay sex on /gif/.
Finna ROCK the whole Héxagone.
>Would have been funny but maybe too much autism together
Probably. Could have just shaken each other's left hand when we met fr fr (if you were the guy who posted that you tried shaking hands with your left hand when you were a teen).

>>212751209
>Finna have a kebab after some visit
Finally, food fit for human ingestion. Your tastebuds are going rediscover a new dimension of flavour.
>See (it's extra garlic btw)
Is that...bread topped with half a kilogram of uncooked cheese?

>>212750652
gl anon
what are you studying again? law?

>>212751444
Yes it's me (Brune)

>>212751495
Are you having doubts on the magyar haute cuisine? There was also sour cream btw

Need Polynesian gf.

>>212750652
Every single time you pull this shit on us.
>I don't know how this one is going to go
>scores 29 out of 30
Sister, you'll do just fine. You're smart n shiet.

>>212751495
>bread topped with half a kilogram of uncooked cheese?
It's called lángos, magyar food. I know you have people sell that shit in London, so do try it. Try to get it from Hungarians though for the og flavour, as afaik even some black peepo started selling lángos in London.

>>212751830
>Yes it's me
Good to know
>(Brune)
No shit fr fr.

>>212751877
Just in case fr fr

>>212750861
thanks Catnigga, hopefully so
>>212751167
makes sense, thanks
>>212751726
ja genau, jetzt hab'ich Handelsrecht als letzte Prüfung, bestimmt interessant aber auch sehr kompliziert
Hast du Neuigkeiten mit dem indischen Mädchen?
>>212751854
thanks sister

>>212751830
>Are you having doubts on the magyar haute cuisine?
Hungary has a cuisine? Wtf.
>>212751854
>It's called lángos, magyar food
I'll see if I can get my hands on any, although it's difficult to find a reasonably priced Hungarian restaurant that delivers to my area, you know.

>>212750210
France National Day! Bastille Day!
>>212749318
Literally me. :)
>>212750488
>So fucking over.
At this point, you'll be using that expression if you get a few dropplet of piss on the toilet seat or find a piece of lint in your bellybutton in the morning.

>>212752069
>ja genau, jetzt hab'ich Handelsrecht als letzte Prüfung, bestimmt interessant aber auch sehr kompliziert
viel Glück weiterhin
>Hast du Neuigkeiten mit dem indischen Mädchen?
wir schreiben wieder und sie scheint noch Interesse zu haben, sie hat auch Vorschläge für das nächste Date gemacht aber noch kein Tag ausgemacht. Aber es kann sein dass sie nach ihrem Master im September wegen einem Job wegzieht und sie meinte falls das so ist will sie keine Fermbeziehung..

>>212746468
UUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH

Done with robocop.
Good game overall, you feel overpowered but that is part of the robocop fantasy I guess.

>>212750659
>nique-toi, putain

Lmao

>>212752286
>France National Day! Bastille Day!
Based, I hope all the British tourists in France are having a great time celebrating with the locals.
>>212752358
Have you turned down the graphical settings since the last screenshot? It looks lower quality than before.

>>212752554
Sometimes the fsr 3 thingy lowers image quality to keep the frame rate. And something about unreal engine's 5 global illumination.
The game is terribly optimised.
During two bossfights it shut down my computer completely.
And I played it capped at 60 fps.

>see big tits, get an erection
>see small tits, get an erection
>see large ass, get an erection
>see small butt, get an erection
>see white girl, get an erection
>see brown girl, get an erection
>see black girl, get an erection
>see asian girl, get an erection
>see hippa, get an erection
>see freckles, get an erection
My cock is starting to hurt from all the erections I'm getting.
Does this happen iyc?

>>212752286
>At this point, you'll be using that expression if you get a few dropplet of piss on the toilet seat or find a piece of lint in your bellybutton in the morning.
Tbf, as I can't find that pic I'll just greentext the joke
>minor setback
>so fucking over
>minor victory
>LETS FUCKING GO LADS
You get the idea.

>>212752102
>Hungary has a cuisine?
Bit xenophobic innit rorke.

There is still mystery and wonder out there, despite the ever-encroaching urbanisation on a geographically limited place.

>>212752770
Gotta recognize the architect behind that body

Hello /med/, how are you today?

Hmmm.

>>212753563
Disgusting.

>>212753563
Fat.

>>212753398
I saw a boob there.

>>212753654
I concur.

>>212753389
The same architect that built the aforementioned places of wonder and mystery.

They shall be hanged from trees on restored land that they have greedily destroyed.

Eddie is insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWEIJfmvNi4

>>212753679
Yeah there's a nipple slip at 0:03

>>212754312
Is that saint peter jacuzzi?

>>212754425
Thor is probably going to get 505 kg in competition soon to take the record officially.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLDMOAlWLfc
New monke bido

>>212754658
Don't ask me.

>>212754738
>Thor is probably going to get 505 kg
Wasn't his 501 kg dl bullshit though? You know the one where Eddie and Brain Shaw both argued that his lift was not legit.
And btw, do people absolutely mire you when you dl 6,5 lmaopl8s?

New fear acquired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5MVJ-6H0DI

>>212754950
>Wasn't his 501 kg dl bullshit though? You know the one where Eddie and Brain Shaw both argued that his lift was not legit.
It wasn't in a competition, so it's not valid for records, but it was using the same material used in competitions, I think it was legit.
>And btw, do people absolutely mire you when you dl 6,5 lmaopl8s?
Some people comment on it, but most people don't.

It's a mumberg complicate every single discussion episode

it's a shit balance patch episode

I hope someone is thinking about the next edition...

>>212755032
What happened ? I heard a crack

>>212755429
Title of the video says it all, brvther...
He tore his triceps.

>>212755334
Should I make an anime edish fr fr?

>>212755561
Do It.

>>212746162
I will celebrate in honor of you guys, by doing nothing aside from NEETing and relaxing in my house. Because soon I'll go deliver curriculums and I don't feel too excited about it.
>>212746690
Hey, at least someone's cumming!
>>212746981
>fell back into the prison of my mind.
Aah, a bad mental period, I get it fren. I was doing overall quite good this year but things took a dark turn when my molar broke, it's just... It's eventually gonna happen. You can't punish yourself for not being at a 100% energy level every day, every week. You're a human, not a machine.
>>212749318
oh man that's me lmao, I could be manipulative but my conscience would NOT leave me alone after it. I'd rather be honest and ruin my relationships by saying "Ayo this ain't good" or "Hey I couldn't do this" than lying.

>>212755777
Checked. I'll do it near bump limit so like 10 more posts left no cap.

>>212755561
anime milfs edition?

>>212755561
>Should I make an anime edish fr fr?

Oni-chan

>>212755561
won't respect the anime industry until they man up and adapt Kuneru Marta

New >>212756435

hello med
just came back from a auchan with a new 75'' TV
its pretty big

>>212755785
You should embrace your dark side, it is the only way to reach your full potential.

>>212756454
Too early.

>>212757646
Imagine the football games you will be watching on this.

>>212757923
>Imagine the football games you will be watching on this.
frfr