>>214525407
I don't know how you people with long hair do it. Mine starts itching if it grows longer than like three inches and I have to get it cut because it annoys me. Thank you for your sacrifice though.
>I know I can't get her type of body unless I starve myself
Could always do what my sister did and start taking the 'zempic. She lost like 25kg on it.
>>214525471
I didn't even read like a quarter of the books I was supposed to because Skyrim came out halfway through my degree and I wanted to play that instead. Also, I wanted to read H.P. Lovecraft stories and cheap fin-de-siecle literature instead.

>>214018028
I regret nothing. I live for focus trees. When I click on the decisions tab and I have to scroll down, I become excited.

>>213728941
Peter's face when he realises that Christopher was right about everything all along.
>>213729039
>I've had worst.
Oh ja, und hat es dir geschmeckt?

>>213632477
Cats don't smell like anything. It's actually a miracle when you consider that most go their entire lives without bathing.

If an Italian went three days without bathing, he'd smell like cave cheese. I think this really says a lot about our society.

>>213527165
Makes sense, the human brain only has enough space for three languages at a time. That's why you never encounter people who speak four languages with complete fluency.

>>213433609
Ugly feet. Find some paintings of cuter feet. Ask the curators if you're struggling to find some.
>>213434129
I've never used a dating app and I never will. In the meat market that is the contemporary dating scene, my offcut wouldn't attract starving rats.

>>213163065
>Are you already able to invade people's dream and modify them on the go?
I have been known to cause a little mischief from time to time.
You know sometimes when you're laying in bed at night, and suddenly you remember something super cringy that you did 10 years ago? That's me.

>>213025334
I'm not shitting on his efforts, I fully support his ascent into normaldom. In fact, I hope to ride on his coat-tails, and learn techniques for seducing brown-skinned women.

I am shitting on his godawful food though. UNESCO wouldn't feed that slop to starving African orphans.

>>212715607
Fair enough.
>>212715634
Tiramisu is one of things that I think people just pretend to like. It has a very unpleasant taste and texture.
If you are lying to me, you can fess up. I won't get mad. Much.

For me, it's budinos and amarettis.

>>212681193
Did you know that in Hungarian, growling at people is an appropriate response to being asked a question? I saw it in a documentary about mediaeval era:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HwCLOdrmD0

>>212644699
I wonder how much money that brought into the Maltese economy.
To be honest, I would be more interested in watching low budget arthouse films about Maltese cryptids, produced by a small team of eclectic weirdos, possibly involving a talking dog. Films that bring lesser-known folklore to public attention usually have a lot of charm, like Viy or Kwaidan.
The creatures of Malta exist in blissful obscurity beneath the feet of tourists.

>>212606458
>Welcome back, did the invaders chew your internet cables again?
No, agents of the Demiurge manage to implant someone into the 4chan moderation team, and they swiftly suspended my posting activities.
They interrupted a spirited debate I was having with one of my peers, where I was making wild and unsubstantiated speculations about his sexuality and racial heritage, and handed me a three day ban.
>>212606413
Does this mean you will not have to drive 14 hours every day just to get to work and back anymore?

>>212446054
I think you should name your group "chuds without any borders", that way its acronym can be CWAB

>>212340100
She is a natural beauty, but her cosplays leave a lot to be desired.

>>212235027
No, I would not have sex with a woman who lies.
>>212235062
I'm a 33 year old virgin, it is not worth giving up my one true pleasure in life (food) in exchange for the slight chance at getting to touch a woman's foo-foo (and bare feet). A man must stick to his moral principles.

>>212172139
>They dislike each other from what I understand.
This is true for all closely related peoples though: the Greeks and the Turks, the Swedes and the Danes, the Spaniards and the Portuguese, and so on.
It's why Hungarians don't dislike anyone.

>>212150530
>I just got back from Portugal with the Portuguese gf
I cannot express the sheer magnitude of my envy. I would take your happiness for my own if I could.

>>211951670
For me it's fourth row, left hand side. His unearned smug aura mirrors my own.
When you were walking around the temple, feeding each and every cat and generously large sums of money, I hope you gave him extra shrimps.

>>211934269
I was misled by the packaging. False alarm.

>>211826094
No, I rawdog it. No cap, so sunscreen, no sunglasses. In fact, I wear the same thing in summer as I do in winter (chinos with a shirt).

>>211762909
What emotions is the expression on this woman's face attempting to convey?

It's because you guys keep complaining about Debra losing her mask.