The med city of the (close) future edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECYLHiXvrBQ

Wasted a few thousand credits on new cyber augmentations: >>212638378

>>212675730 (OP)
Big White Cock subedition

No thanks.

ocelotl subedition, finished my book on the Aztecs yesterday.
I slept like 4 hours tonight, cleaned my flat, gonna shower now and finna buy groceries/blog

>>212675845
Gorda puta.

>put on my favorite album
https://youtu.be/ttw12Np1zwY?si=FRlIumR6v-EHryia
>launch google earth
>pick a random spot
>explore it and further delve into the wikipedia article of the place
Kino
>>212675883
You gotta sleep a lil' bit more. Was it a history book? What cool stuff did you learn?

>>212675923
Toqbi.

>>212675961
>You gotta sleep a lil' bit more.
true, I sleep too little.
>Was it a history book?
yup, pic related.
>What cool stuff did you learn?
it was the story of the Aztecs from native sources as opposed to European ones like usual. I did learn some new stuff about the early post-conquest period, how the natives got christianized and looked back on their own history.

>>212675961
I like to explore Street View randomly, usually around Japan

>ask 3 ppl to go out today
>none is available
Another weekend at home
I could ask a chick I've been seeing occasionally for the past month but she's going too slow, won't even let me kiss her

Tried 220 kg squat and failed, I was stuck in the hole it wasn't close at all.
So after that I decided to do some hip thrusts, managed to get a 240 kg single, then tried 260 but I couldn't lock it out.
I should probably stop powerlifting and move to wellness bodybuilding, I have good tits and ass that's all I need for wellness.

>>212677113
>I have good tits and ass
I have never seen your ass

Post ass

>>212677165
I don't want to.

>>212677189
The magyar will be sad

God morning /med/.

Bought some flat peaches to try them for the first time. They are from Spain, so technically I supported the Spanish economy, you're welcome. They are okay. Not as good as peaches, as peaches taste sweeter than flat peaches, but they are fine nonetheless.

>>212675057
>not training before 9 AM
You have to shock the muscle according to bro science in order to improve your lifts, so you could shock it by lifting at 7 AM as your muscles are not used to that.

>>212677113
>I should probably stop powerlifting
But it's fun o algo. You'll hit new prs anyway, you just need more time for that. Also, wouldn't fucking a bit around with new kind of stimulation, like split squats (I mean standard split squats, not bulgarian), help you with your back squat?

>>212677262
I won't.

>>212677425
Como vai?

>gman will argue she’s perfect and he’ll save the picture. But little does he know she has a tattoo

>>212677487
Stop posting huespeak. The correct form would be
>como estás?

>>212675883
furries lmao
was the book good tho?

>>212677579
Vai pentear macacos (no offense o algo).
Is the wife cooling down or is she still absolutely angry at you?

>>212677487
It was a joke my man.
Even if I stopped powerlifting, which I won't, I wouldn't do wellness.
As for what I'm going to change in my training next to keep progressing, since I was able to increase my squat 5 kg during this time, I won't change things a lot, I was able to bring up my quads compared to my posterior chain and I got used to the volume so I think it makes sense to increase my leg training volume mainly in my posterior chain because my quads are progressing well.
For accesories I'll keep the leg press and leg extensions, adding a few sets to the leg extensions and somewhat heavy hip thrusts.
As for my chest, shoulders and triceps I'm a bit unsure because I can't really just add volume because they are kind of beat up already with injuries I can't fully recover from, so I'll think about it, I think I'll do some 3-3-0 tempo bench press because when I did a similar bench press variant it was when I progressed from 165 with pause to 170 touch and go.

>>212677579
>shaved armpits
Gman disapproves.

>>212677771
nearly got quints, close
also ocelotls were based, as were the cuauhtli
yup, book was good, can recommend if you're into injun history

>>212677487
I love flat peaches.

stop posting hot women
ive never actually went out with one

>>212677970
>I wouldn't do wellness.
I have absolutely no idea what wellness lifting is btw. Is it just lifting a bit for the health benefits where I assume you don't even go to failure?
Talking about lifting, I'll probably lower squat volume from 6 sets fo 3 and increase sets on leg curls from 3 to 6 as I'm stuck at 85x3 and 82,5x5 and made no progress for at least 4-5 weeks now except adding a half rep at 85. I kinda want to grind out the number to 90 then even if I get stuck there for months I won't care that much about that. Then maybe I'll focus on grinding up my RDL to 110x10.

>>212678352
>tattoos
Whore
>butterly tattoo
Ultra whore

Saw some guy commenting under and article regarding the population and migration issue that when Air Malta was launched, it was Pakistani pilots that trained the Maltese pilots. I don't know whether that's true or not but surely this idiot is not using this as justification for mass migration? Surely there aren't people this demented out there, right?

>>212678631
>and article
an article*

>>212678591
Wellness is a bodybuilding category for women.
>Talking about lifting, I'll probably lower squat volume from 6 sets fo 3 and increase sets on leg curls from 3 to 6 as I'm stuck at 85x3 and 82,5x5 and made no progress for at least 4-5 weeks now except adding a half rep at 85. I kinda want to grind out the number to 90 then even if I get stuck there for months I won't care that much about that. Then maybe I'll focus on grinding up my RDL to 110x10.
I think in this case just grinding harder might not be the solution, why don't you try to change your posterior chain training a bit with new exercises, start somewhat light, progress in them for a few months and after that go back to leg curls?

>>212678631
>Surely there aren't people this demented out there
the average person is ridiculously retarded, especially in non-civilized countries like ours

>>212678745
He is probably a goblin who replaced his brain with Labour propaganda.

I have lost all ability to function in this heat. It has zapped every bit of energy that I have.
The present date is Saturday 12th July and we are already on our THIRD heatwave of the year.

>>212678853
Yesterday was a tad Autumnal.

Charger doesn't work anymore so I'll return it to Amazon and buy a new one

>>212678961
When I close my eyes, I can almost remember what autumn feels like. I can see leaves, crunchy and orange, raked into large piles next to shiny pavements slick with fresh rain. The sky is a comforting grey, its soft rumbling portending a thunderstorm. A cool breeze tickles my face.
But when I open my eyes, it's just my desk fan. Summer is still here. I begin to scream.

>>212678686
>for a few months
Momma ain't raise no bitch. 2 weeks is best I can do, if I don't see results I'll go insane no cap.
So here's the thing I'll probably try. I always point my toes upwards on leg curls, which spreads tension on all 4 hamstring muscles somewhat evenly. I'll just focus on targeting 2-2 muscles instead of targeting 4 at the same time. Pointing toes outwards should make it so that the long and the short head of the biceps femoris are targeted mainly. Pointing toes inwards should make it so that the semitendinosus and the semimembranosus are targeted mainly. So by doing 4 sets total, 2 focusing on the outer portion of the hamstrings, then 2 focusing on the inner portion of the hamstrings, I should stimulate it a new way I have not done before. Stiff legged deadlifts should help too so maybe I'll add those to my workout. Hamstring leans with a barbell also should work, but that lift seems like a pain in the ass.

>>212678998
How expensive are they and how long did it last?
I feel like you got your care like a year ago so it seems like it lasted very little.

>>212679264
It's not about being a bitch, it's about changing the stimuli for a few months.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35438660/#:~:text=The%20available%20studies%20indicate%20that,variation%20may%20compromise%20muscular%20gains.
According to that metastudy more exercise variation generally results in more hypertrophy, I think changing up some exercises once every three months or so is generally a practical way to do it.

>>212679268
Yeah it was around a year ago, I had many issues with this charger, I shouldn't have let dad choose it for me, now I'm gonna do some researches and pick a better one.

>>212678089
>based
freaks still got bodied by /our guy/

>>212679560
Cortez was a massive cunt

>>212679662
it's called trolling
he did a little trolling

>Uprising against moors who beat up an elderly man in a town near Murcia
The chuds have something else to say

>>212679560
Based Hernán Cortés
>>212679662
Meanwhile, the Aztecs with their human sacrifices rituals were based, right?

>>212679790
kek
>>212679818
Aztecs weren't saints either. Spain itself was actually fairly moral considering the time, I was talking about Cortez in particular who was a massive asshole.

>>212679240
Autumn can wait.

>>212678352
Mmmm, nice vibe <3

>>212678591
>tattoos
>butterfly tattoo
So-called details

>>212679891
I'm still waiting for summer

Catnigga's post got screencapped kek
>>212680049

>>212680327
Not for the first time, and probably not for the last time.
I'm glad for it - every piece of disinformation I spread makes it harder for the Demiurge to build an accurate picture and thus track my activities.

>>212680327
As comical as it is tragic. I feel sorry for Great Britain

>>212677948
We’re good. She was mainly aggravated by the family not managing to come.

>>212677970
>gman disapproves
Nobody’s perfect.

>>212680327
>tf
>tp
ironic

Your thoughts on the Hungarian language? >>212680632

>>212680908
>>212680327
they seem to be battling each other by quoting outside threads
intriguing

>>212680545
>We’re good.
Good to hear.

>>212680908
It's a nice language I'd say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7qhcLJWW2A

>>212681193
Did you know that in Hungarian, growling at people is an appropriate response to being asked a question? I saw it in a documentary about mediaeval era:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HwCLOdrmD0

>Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
this is a grammatically correct sentence in English.
still feel like mocking Hungarian?

>>212681522
>Egy pici pocakos pocok pocakon pöckölt egy pici pocakos pockot, mire a pocakon pöckölt pici pocakos pocok pocakon pöckölte az őt pocakon pöckölő pici pocakos pockot
Hungarian is the GOAT

>>212681394
>growling at people is an appropriate response to being asked a question?
I had no idea. Going to try it next time someone asks me a question.

>>212681522
That's different. I didn't even understand how this sentence functioned grammatically until I learnt that "buffalo" can apparently mean "bully" in American English.

I finished a game yesterday, feels good. Now to focus on VTMB. I just got Downtown
>>212676559
I like your Street View posts, they're fun :)
>>212676259
Good stuff, grim about the female author though
>>212677579
Indeed, like my friend >>212677970 says. A bit more hair would do the trick. The tattoo is ugly but I don't care much about tats.
>>212678853
Same, I feel a bit sluggish

>>212681647
Yeah I try to visit as many different places as possible, variety is key

>>212681587
>A aranha arranha a rã. A rã arranha a aranha. Nem a aranha arranha a rã, nem a rã arranha a aranha.
I like this one
>>212681644
>Will, will Will will Will Will's will?
>Police police Police police police police Police police.
>Can can can can can can can can can can.

>>212681647
what game did you finish?
>Downtown
kino area
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHET7usWDho

>>212681587
>Egy pici pocakos pocok pocakon pöckölt egy pici pocakos pockot, mire a pocakon pöckölt pici pocakos pocok pocakon pöckölte az őt pocakon pöckölő pici pocakos pockot
I typed this into Google Translate to hear how it sounded spoken outloud, and for some reason it defaulted to English, which sounded rather silly.
>>212681647
>I finished a game yesterday, feels good. Now to focus on VTMB. I just got Downtown
Tell my boy Fat Larry I said hi.
>>212681757
>James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

>>212681757
There's a band named Can, maybe that last one can be expanded using that name.

>>212681870
with a posessive, maybe
Can Can's can can can can? Can's can can can can can.

>>212681718
Indeed, this morning I explored the Great Lakes area, very cool
>>212681812
I finished Northern Journey, really good stuff. There are some nice environments like pic rel
>kino area
indeed, it does look nice! I like the vibe and lightning of that spooky town.
>>212681862
Will do! I hope he's the security guard at Venture Tower because I saved and stopped just in front of his desk before posting here now

>>212681862
>random salesman in back alley
>more charisma than full companions in other games
what a kino game VTM
>>212681993
nah he's talking about the brotha selling the finest shit and giving out kino quests from the back of a truck
you'll know him when you see him

tho chunk do be chunky

>Giant moa de-extinction project begins in New Zealand
>Colossal Biosciences, the Texas-based company known for bringing back traits of extinct animals, has announced a bold new project – to revive the South Island giant moa, one of the largest and most iconic birds in New Zealand's history. The company is partnering with the Ngāi Tahu Research Centre and acclaimed filmmaker Sir Peter Jackson in a highly ambitious initiative that blends cutting-edge genetic science with Indigenous leadership and cultural knowledge.
>The South Island giant moa, Dinornis robustus, stood up to 3.6 metres (12 ft) tall with neck outstretched and weighed 240 kilograms (530 lbs). These enormous, flightless herbivores once roamed New Zealand's forests, shaping the environment for millions of years. They vanished roughly 600 years ago, along with other moa species, around 200 years after Polynesian colonisation of New Zealand. Overhunting and habitat changes caused by early human activities are considered the primary causes of their extinction.
Babe wake up, they made Jurassic Park into a real thing.

finally got a day to relax

>>212675730 (OP)
i like this type of gifs, cyberpunk is cool

>>212682090
I see, I see, well can't wait to meet the fella
>>212682132
>Gurrm reintroducing dire wolves
>Peter Jackson reintroducing giant moas
Please please Toho, make some kaijus irl please please

good morning dudes
it is saturday, time for some ancient greek lessons

>>212681812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP_3oo3RCGo
this one is my favourite theme

>>212682366
not a hub theme, but a club's
but for me it's ISOLATED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiYXNaQ4Fbg
pure 2001 edgekino

>>212682444
man vtmb is such a perfect 2000's game

>>212681993
>Will do! I hope he's the security guard at Venture Tower
I'm going to tell Fat Larry you got him confused with Officer Chunk.
>>212682366
For me, it's listening to The Deb of Night on YouTube for the 50th time while playing simulator games.
I do wonder how they managed to pack so much sovl into one soundtrack though. Maybe it was through a special folding process or something. Portuchad would probably know more about that.

>>212682668
>listening to The Deb of Night on YouTube
http://debofnight.andcuriouser.com/
no youtube needed

>>212677579
>Stop posting huespeak
you should start, it is inevitable

Andalusanon can you link back to the website where you download the anime from?

>>212682822
A better site than most, but it repeats short segments at random, leading to a lot of repetition before you've heard the whole thing.
Since VTMB2 has been in development hell for like 10 years now, I wonder if they've produced any radio content so far.

>>212682445
You know she sucks fat from her fat belly to put on her tits, right? Right?

Chunk is literally me.

>>212679790
>Malinche
lmao

>>212683181
I won’t take advice from a g*rmophile hue, booma.

>>212683204
https://nyaa.si/
For older anime there might not be that many seeders for language other than English, for newer anime you can get subs in any language.

>>212683270
María Luisa Xicohténcatl was like the cooler Malinche
she satisfied both her need for Mexica BLOOD and Spanish COCK

>>212683229
>I wonder if they've produced any radio content so far.
lol i doubt its gonna have a radio at all

>>212683499
>lol i doubt its gonna have a radio at all
Aw man.

>>212683374
Thanks

>>212683499
I will be genuinely shocked if it is anything decent

>>212683293
>g*rmophile
take that back

Yesterday I saw a group of 18-19 year olds going for a night out, there were many cute girls there. It's incredible how fast the time passes, because I have the perception that it was 2 days ago when I was that age (I'm 28 now) and it was a decade ago already.

>>212680327
How come it's illegal to open the window properly? What's wrong with the UK?
>>212680908
Mysterious and difficult af.

>>212683642
>uh oh let me just drink beer und eat my weisswurst wiz ze bread

>>212683235
I did not know.
And now that I know, I still find her just as attractive as before I knew. I want to suck on her fat tits while I bottom out in her pussy.

>>212683648
>How come it's illegal to open the window properly?
I remember me dad asking that question once. The nee-nors nipped round to the house fast as lightning and slung him straight in the nick.
Came back three fortnights later with a dent in his 'ead and a smile that didn't quite reach his eyes. He don't talk so good no more.

>>212683845
better than eat ze bugz

>>212683648
>How come it's illegal to open the window properly?
Urban England is designed to aggrevate, isolate, madden, break and inspire mistrust amongst social groups.

>>212683877
What if put on a BBS (big black strapon)?

>>212683891
The British version of ebonics is so much nicer than the one used by amerilards. True britonics for true brits.

>>212684074
Your only fault was not inviting me.

I am a Ventrue who can only feed from hot women with bodies like pic related. Woe is me. I shall stake myself on a roof and await the sun to BBQ me.

Have you practiced martial arts in the past /med/?

>>212683648
Se acabó

>>212684074
>nigga resigned
sadge

>>212684566
I wish a benevolent wizard would transform me into her fully sensate practice dummy, so she could practise kickboxing on me for 8 hours at a time.
>>212684470
I also would like to feed on this woman.

>>212684470
Based, I also chose Ventrue for a first play but Malkavian sounds like the best experience.
>>212684566
I did boxing for 2 years, MMA a few times and sparred with a girl just like your webm

>>212684832
>and sparred with a girl just like your webm
How did you control your overwhelming arousal when she flipping you onto the mat and forced you into submission by stepping on your face? Is that what the jockstrap is for?

>>212684884
I didn't recall popping boners in those situations, even though it gets really close in MMA.
Since I'm a twink, I was mostly doing groundwork with females and you're basically rubbing yourself against them, tits and ass. Which sounds hot except when they're putting extreme knee pressure on your thigh and you're feeling like it's tearing apart.

>>212684339
>What if put on a BBS (big black strapon)?
No thanks.

>>212683648
Grim.

>>212684832
My first playthrough was Tremere.

>>212684339
>Your only fault was not inviting me.
don't worry, I'll pay you a super bock and a prego someday

>>212678853
Sometimes I think about the Macedonians who fought pointless wars in Asia under the hot sun, even their symbol was a star.
And I think that if they managed to return alive I can too, but the more time I spend under the sun the weaker this belief becomes.
Maybe the feats of the Macedonians were exaggerated by the historians.

>>212681647
>grim about the female author though
why? she seems to know her field

2019 vs 2019 days ago.
That's 2019 days I wasted.

>2019 vs 2019 days ago.
2019 was 2019 days ago*
Idk how I not just made a typo, but fucked up so bad to make that typo

I went swimming and it fucking sucked desu
I try it out every once and a while and want to like it but it feels like a chore every time

I lost control of my appetite again.

>>212687295
Weight status?

>>212687295
what did you eat Maltanon?
and are you still woolking?

>>212685513
You’re cool, gajo.

>>212684566
I did one class of brazillian jiu jitsu. Succubus’ friend invited us both. It was a mixed class and the huezillian (blonde and blue eyed huge guy with several broken fingers) used me as example for different moves because I seemed well built. One time he put me in some kind of lock and told me to try and get out, to show the public how it was impossible, so I literally squatted the guy then banged him against the floor. He got confused but quickly pinned me on the floor with a chokehold and I had to tap out kek
Then I got to spar with a qt girl and smell her hair and sweaty skin and feel her booba (didn’t mean to THOUGH) while absolutely physically dominating her. Someone didn’t like it (she sparred with another girl).

>have not shaved in a week
>okay-ish amount of hair on left side of the face
>barely any hair on the right side
How the actual fuck is this possible?

>Martial arts
Just learn to aim.

>>212688278
I have the same issue, my left side grows more hair.
My left jaw bones are also slightly bigger than my right.

>>212688278
>>212688469

>>212688278
>>212688469
Jewish dysgenic genes is the most probable cause of it.

>>212688665
Lmao

>>212688469
Well, you are left handed, so that makes sense.

>>212689258
Andalucia is yt, not jewish.

>>212689258
Well I guess my nose is a bit crooked and above average in size.
I'm also part of the judeobolshevik international which I guess points to me being Jewish too.

lmao

>>212685059
I don't know how people handle such situations without it eventually descending into raw, animalistic intercourse, involving lots of biting and scratching. It is a mystery for the ages.
>>212685922
It was colder back then, and they wore less clothing than we do, so I'm sure it didn't bother them too much.
If anything, the Macedonians would have probably admired us for our ability to withstand modern temperatures.

>>212690029
That looks so cursed.
Is it just ai generated pics compiled onto a single file?

>>212680908
Easy peasy lemon squeezy
Besides, they're our spiritual brothers

>>212681812
>Jeanette
Mmmm <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR9w2tlG8Es

This one is nice too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EVkMBEH2D4

>>212682132
Hell yeah!

>>212684470
Can relate :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xftq5b9bEFA

>>212684566
Krav Maga with "as brutal as possible" flavour

>>212687295
this is me everyday

>>212688276
why didnt u spar with ur wife

spicy!

>>212690514
love the slut <3

Episode 15-18

>>212690514
>Krav Maga
Isn't it shit though, sister?
Like, you won't find anyone who will let you practice biting them, smashing bottles against their head, and kicking them in the balls.

>>212690830
She's nice indeed

>>212690966
Elaborate, sister

>>212691031
You're right. Shooting people is more effective and saves time, but in scenarios where the weapon fails, it's worth being able to cause harm with your own body and anything at hand

Got the bike since today's a lovely day, mild wind and 32° which is not too hot. They're also throwing a reggaeton concert next to where I am sitting rn, you don't know how lucky you are outside of the Hispanic world so you don't suffer this 24/7.

>>212687295
I wish I were you, I normally have lack of appetite.
>>212688278
>>212688469
Be grateful, one day could be no hair.

A walk plagued with existential thoughts, how lovely. I was cursing the past, contemplating the present, and weeping for the future.
>>212687472
I'll know on the 20th.
>what did you eat Maltanon?
Sweets and stuff.
>and are you still woolking?
Yes.
>>212688399
I want one against my head.

>>212691322
I do not recommend it.

>>212687677
>>212691377
I fucked up.

>>212691377
>A walk plagued with existential thoughts, how lovely. I was cursing the past, contemplating the present, and weeping for the future.
Pretty average day so far then?
I don't even bother to woolk in this weather, other than when I had to go that job fair a few days ago. I'm housebound until the heatwave is over.

>>212691459
It is not the heat. It is my mind not stopping for a second.

>>212691302
>Elaborate, sister
Tranime called summertime rendering. Andalucia recommended it to me some time ago and it's unironically peak.

>>212691453
What a coincidence, I'm also experiencing weekend decadence :P

cor! tis the English Rose!

>>212691556
I see. Currently trying to decide which series to start watching. I would like something like Devs, The OA or the first season of Westworld

>>212691600
?????

Fucking finally, some real fucking food.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751456808477682.webm

>>212691831
It's that time of the year again.
They are coming for Portugal too btw.

Switched to Firefox now that Chrome no longer allows uBlock.
I'm not watching the fucking ads.

>>212690966
When they have a conversation in the temple right? Love that part, lots of tension in that part, you know something is fishy from the start but can't quite nail how it's going to develop.

>>212692105
lasses are very susceptible to sunburns...
if any cute English redheads need sun cream applied all over their skin... Mmmm <3... I'm such a generous soul...

>>212692169
don't forget sponsorblock

>>212692708
Just make sure you wear gloves so you don't pick up anything nasty.

>>212690783
Instructor's orders, I don't really remember well.

>>212691600
My face, her butt.

>>212692708
>>212693027
I'd have sex with this women.

>>212693172
These*.
Sorry for the mistake.

>>212693172
They aren't brown enough for me personally.

>>212693027
I don't think cooties are a infectious disease

>>212693400
Looks like a child.

>>212691965
Excessive eating and drinking :D

>>212692708
>>212693027
Nice redheads indeed

>>212693106
I understand you perfectly

>>212693424
she's 23

Spent like 10 minutes talking to one of the small trees. Chat, am I cooked?

>>212690783
Portuwife would have beaten the shit out of him.

>>212692419
>When they have a conversation in the temple right?
Episode 18, yes.

>>212693431
Oh

>>212693574
t. Malkavian

>>212693544
Insane neoteny.

>>212693574
>Spent like 10 minutes talking to one of the small trees.
What were you talking about?

If I may suggest something, start talking to that mysterious stranger that appears to you whenever you stand in front of a mirror. Satisfaction guaranteed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsjGFJ0Jw1E

>>212693400

Sleep schedule has been completely fucked up thanks to mom's constant screams

>>212693574
>Spent like 10 minutes talking to one of the small trees.
Kinda mad how we all hit our ethnic stereotypes.
The French posters are all twinks.
The Spanish posters are all hunky Romeos.
I'm fat.
The Jewish poster is schizophrenic.

Chuds won >>212693469

https://youtu.be/FUT0LqGwy_I

>>212695197
Lovely pyre.

>>212695197
That looked like that Singaporean building with the boat shaped structure on top

Hi frens
This week after a cool lone road trip I decided it was time to stop being an autistic depressed incel
So today I went ahead and got a whore and coomed until nuts exploded
And I feel great!
You know, all things considered life is pretty good :)

>>212695533
wow
am i the last tuga incel here?

>>212695197
Average day in Northern Ireland.
>>212695533
Was she Portuguese? How was the sex? Did she let you touch her feet?

>>212695533
Tell us more in detail.
The pricing, the country of origin, was she nice to you, etc.

>>212695708
>Was she Portuguese?
Nah Brazilian
The whore market here is at least 70% Brazilian
Honestly dont care
She has a bombshell and gave me a really good time
>feet
Not a footfag
But she had some cute, clean, petite feet and she we were cuddling she kept carresimg my legs with her left foot
Felt good man

>>212695874
Super sweet Brazilian girl
Her pussy was so fucking tight I get hard just thinking aboutbit
70€ for 30 minutes but we exceed that by some 10 minutes, she was not a control freak

>>212696012
where does one get a whore?

>>212695646
The last tuga truecel

>>212696127
its though out here but we keep it real

>>212696012
Why not an ukranian one?

>>212695927
Was the pimp hidden under the bed or in the closet ?

>>212695533
In Spain we say "el que folla pagando acaba ahorrando".
Do you have a similar saying in Portuguese?

>>212696012
Brazilian immigrants taking Portuguese jobs again...
he's right >>212683181 the pátria has fallen...

i just remembered the dream i had, i was living and having a relationship with some random girl with a nice ass, it was awesome i hate my life

>>212697274
I had a dream during afternoon's nap where I was in a pond and was fishing and I reeled in a hippo and then I turned into a rolling egg and I escaped the hippo

>>212696044
ApartadoX
ClassificadosX

>>212696234
Barely any Eastern Euros where I live

>>212696258
Kek
Fortunately we were alone as far as I can tell
And most whores here in Tugaland act solol - they put up an ad on a site and then either fuck at their place or if the client requests an outcall (though you end up having paying the room and transportation costs)

>>212696779
Dont know any equivalent sorry
My knowledge of traditional idioms was always limited, better ask another anon
However after this experience and the melodramas my mates got over pussy, I do agree with that sentiment

>>212697151
Look I like our women, but in this case its maybe for the best they're getting replaced by Brazilians
Their princess "última do pacote" attitude would make for terrible whores

>>212695927
>But she had some cute, clean, petite feet and she we were cuddling she kept carresimg my legs with her left foot
For €70, you got a bargain.

>>212697870
Have you ever considered it, herr schwarzekatze?

Why blapipo smell that bad?, one of them was ahead of me in the bike and that was atrocious, thank god he changed direction.

>>212698606
catinga

https://youtu.be/9_So9QyozqQ

i wish i had a gf

>>212698119
No, that sort of thing isn't for me. I don't want to have sex with strangers.

>>212695197
Beautifel

>>212698948
>pic
Something like that :D

>>212698839
working on it

>>212698839
Portu gf

I saw two Portuguese ciganos in the centre of São Paulo today.

>>212699238
ur ciganos now

>>212699285
They were in a gallery talking to 2 Angolans kek

Good night, sisters.
A bit afraid things will take a turn for the worse in the upcoming days.

Since kiddo has started pooping in the toilet I’ve been using his baby wipes for me too.
I have discovered nirvana, and I will never go back to t*ilet p*per again.
>t. just pooped

>>212700325
baby wipes are more expensive tho

>>212695874
>Tell us more in detail.
The apartment was discrete and being a nice sunny saturday summer morning half of the residents had gone out
She opened the door in a silk robe and red lingerie with the most titalating view over her breasts
She was fit but had a voluptous hourglass shape, 1.60 meters and petite features, light olive skin tone and raven dark hair, D cup
I was pretty aprehensive and anxious being my 1st time and so out of my confort zone
She noticed and asked what was wrong
I was completely honest with her and said it was not an issue, which calmed me a bit
Overall she was a very chill girl but also empathic and lovable
We chated for a while to break the ice and then I could resist those beautiful tits anymore and asked to play with them
I started by timidly feeling them but then I was possessed by such lust I instinctively started to lick and suckle on them
She made the most lovely of moans during that
I then embarrasingly asked her to teach me how to kiss, she made a wicked smile and she would "see what I can do"
I was quite awkard at first but after a while I caught on, all the while she kept carressing my unit
I was hard as a mast it was staring to hurt actually, "Now its time to show me what you hide under there"
She pulled off my underwear, said I had a good looking cock and with another wicked smile asked me if I wanted her to taste it
The blowjob completly obliterated any ansiety, stress and worries I had - just put me in such a relaxed state it emptied my mind of anything that wasnt her mouth
After that she took a condom, inserted it in my piston and we moved on to the main course

1/2

>>212700325
I don't feel clean unless I use baby wipes. On the rare occasions when we run out, I have to wet the toilet tissue in the sink and use that instead, which is a surprisingly uncomfortable feeling in comparison.

>>212701090
Since it was my first she said she would ride me
Her pussy so tight and wet, the sensation was sublime
I tried not to be a lazy bastard and did the pelvic movements I could, but still she was clearly the one in charge
I must've lasted 2 minutes and then completely I exploded (my nuts still hurt holy shit)
She cleaned herself and my war gear too
And even though we had only 4 minutes left for the 30 minutes agreed, we nonetheleas spent nearly the next 20 minutes cuddling, talking and more french kissing
She asked me if I wanted a bath, I agreed and after that I got dressed, paid her and left with another tongue kiss

Overall, I have no regrets of my decision and left with a fat stupid happy grim on my face
Best 70€ and 30 minutes of my life
And now I firmly believe guys that regret popping their cherry to a prostitute simply havent been with an actual professional at the craft - because its just not the physical act itself, but also the emotional connection and making the client feel confortable and desired
Honestly it was quite therapeutic
Highly recommended it to anyother anon feeling depressed and sick of pornography (it actually funny fapping to degenerate porn has much less stigma than a good whore)

2/2

>>212700325
Welcome to the fold brother.
>>212701163
Literally me. Well said fratello

>>212701090
>>212701465
Good on you fren, it's good to know you got a very nice one who valued the emotional side too.
>it actually funny fapping to degenerate porn has much less stigma than a good whore
Very true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi8tkNbXjxg

I don't feel made for this world

>>212700351
That's what I was gonna tell him

>>212701697
Kilometres per litre beyond measure, outlander

>>212701964
How so?
>>212702084
What grand and intoxicating new car smell!

>>212702741
just everyday experiences that make me feel out of place regularly. anyway, the occasion now was the jeeta telling me she had a relationship before and that she wouldn't be down for a long distance relationship if she has to move for a new job. not like i couldn't expect an attractive girl 25 yo to not have had that but still reminded me how out of touch I am. and how it implicitly meant she cares less about me than about convenience didn't feel good either.

>>212701697
Skyrim has goth catgirl sex mods and Morrowind has this. I think this really says a lot about these two games (and society).
>>212701964
I also feel this feel that you're feeling. The world is a jigsaw puzzle and we're leftover, funny shaped pieces.

>>212702965
>The world is a jigsaw puzzle and we're leftover, funny shaped pieces.
well said

>>212702862
but is she moving for a new job?
cause otherwise theres no point in:
1- her telling u that
2- u worrying about it considering how u two barely started going out together

>>212703085
I think she'll have her degree in September and look for a job then. She brought it up. We don't live that close now either, but 2hrs away from each other.

>>212703176
oh i see. idk i feel like u could just keep it going and have a nice summer thing but just not get too connected considering the possibility of her leaving
either that or u just rizz her up so hard she decides to get a job closer to u or she asks u to move in with her to wherever she goes o algo

>>212703238
we had the first date 2 weeks ago and she wouldn't meet again since because muh thesis. If this will be the case until she has her degree in September idk what the point is. she brought up a date idea today at least, but no day for it. Well, guess I'll put up with it until she gets the ick for good, not like I have qts to choose from. and I retard even thought I developed feelings. guess it was just the attention I got for once.

gn if anyone's still up

>>212703542
gn lil broski

>>212703365
its ok bro atleast ure talking to a girl and going out with her, more then most (me)