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>>514199526
I moved from my parents home in the woods in Pennsylvania with tons of acres and growing my own tomatoes to be here in Israel

>>214102910
I was going to make the point that everybody under the age of 40 speaks English in Europe these days.
And then I remembered that the average age of someone in rural Spanish village is probably significantly older than 40. May God help him as he tries to navigate his strange new world.

>>213983013
Thanks for reminding me that I will never be hugged and petted by cute 40 year old French crackheads in a psych ward.
I wonder if I can even call it "the human experience" when I experience so little of it.

this is your life

>>213695038
The blood moon rises over Galicia. There will be death tonight.

>>60759843
yeah and the entire country is up for auction, what's your fucking point? lmao
>>60759850
owowowowowowowowowowowow

>>213560326
>And I know the people (though the Greeks are quite obscure to me)
Gender swapped Kyriakos/Cassanda from AC Odyssey for Greekette
Orthodox wizard priest for schizo.
>>213560372
I don't lament his absence, because I know he's probably outside a nightclub right now, selling dodgy pills to partygoers and flirting with every female creature that passes by.
>>213560347
>Have we forgotten anyone?
If we have, they have been lost to time.

>>213467055
>Interesting, had the same happen but stealing candy as a kid from the convenience store. And it gave me tummyaches.
I did not take you for a sneakthief. I always thought you were the most moral /med/izen in this general, but I guess it turns out that even the most moral among us are dirty criminals.
>>213467362
I think it's truly impossible for someone in a country like Portugal to understand the misery of living in a major British city. This man is righteous in his anger. His fury cometh from the wellspring of truth, whose waters have been befouled by Blairite economic and social policies.
>>213468555
>the jews are preventing me from buying spices and eating two extra chocolate bars a day ou quelque chose

>>213026206
What have you done?
Whatever it was, just blame it on Tibor.

>>212822096
There is no God.

>>212681993
>Will do! I hope he's the security guard at Venture Tower
I'm going to tell Fat Larry you got him confused with Officer Chunk.
>>212682366
For me, it's listening to The Deb of Night on YouTube for the 50th time while playing simulator games.
I do wonder how they managed to pack so much sovl into one soundtrack though. Maybe it was through a special folding process or something. Portuchad would probably know more about that.

>>212651018
Have you found Edith Finch yet - or, at least, what remains of her?

>>212370838
I weep for the love that could have been, the kisses that were never felt, and the smell of the moist bedsheets that will never know interracial sex with highly-educated Indian women.

>>212349215
>Yeah... Until then we got some other bidogames to go through. I'll install VTMB for now.
Have you played it before? If not, you're in for a treat.
Just remember - don't open it.
>>212349273
>tfw literally a dog eat dog world
Maybe you can tame the wolves and make them less aggressive to humans over time, like our ancestors of old.

>>212307685
> Seems like WRPG are more focused on dark themes and kind of apocalyptic or psychological aspects
It's a good mirror of reality, which is frequently grim and depressing.
>>212307784
>kill fish
>skin them, gut them, bathe them in fire
>construct mysterious flesh towers from their meat
Manmade horrors beyond fish's comprehension.

>>212100650
The kudzu vine will not stop until it has consumed all life on planet Earth. I hope you know a few dozen good goat herders, because you are going to require their services before too long.
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>>212101341
I suppose we were due for a scorching hot summer, given that the previous 2-3 summers were mild and did not involve much suffering.
I just hope there is still a Portugal left to forza by the time this is all over.

>>527437021
...anon, it literally was, I'm bored and baiting for (You)s