Thread 213460145

L'héxagone edition
Ate too many chocolatines: >>213427386

Good morning, sisters.
It's time for me to become one with the grind.

>>213450705
Thought you would not even see my post to begin with fr fr. Didn't expect a (you) from the legend himself.

>>213460145 (OP)
>chocolatines
magyar woke up and chose blood
let ze civil war begin

>>213460740
For some reason /med/ prefers chocolatine instead of pain au chocolat, I blame Gman.

>>213460961
croissant au chocolat is objectively correct
>people who disagree are, how you say... le faggots

>>213447354
>>213447354
>Anon if you see this, how hard is Japanese in your opinion? How quick/slow are you progressing?
It is hard but I'm motivated enough to not drop it. I'm using Bunpro, Anki and Kanji Study. I'm halfway N5 in Bunpro,I finished the N5 grammar cards (127 total) in about 3 weeks, while learning 20 vocab a day. Ever since I finished the grammar cards I learn 30 vocab a day and do grammar reviews, there are still a few grammar lessons that I have trouble with.

I am aiming to take the N4 exam in December. At my current pace I'd be done with the N4 grammar by late October, so it is doable.

If there's anything specific you'd like to know, just ask me. I just woke up but I'm not awake yet, also the tism prevents me from properly replying to your question.

Tired.

>>213460740
I say chocolatine because of Gironde
>>213460961
Exactly

from yesterday's underwater expedition

i met an italian bitch today and she was pretty maybe 7.5/10 but had the most classic eurotrash mud person sticker-esque tattoo on her shoulder. why are they like this

>>213462031
Beware the whales.

Finally free of jannie jail. Hello meddlers.
>>213460961
>>213461830
/med/ chose its side and they chose well!
>>213461739
Why so, friend?

>>213462143
POV: you're a janny

I'm sick, and I sleep badly since some times anyway.

>>213462051
Whales are the Lawful Good Paladins of the animal world...

Wasn't that behaviour associated with the fact that orcas harass humpbacks, so humpbacks are just fucking with orcas?

>>213462143
Also : >>213431000

>>213462051
Very nice of them. Good job!

>>213462143
Nice to see you back man

>>213462167
Illness + bad sleep is never a good combo, let's hope it goes away sooner than later.
>>213462243
Kek, based! Feels like some very special crossover you never knew you wanted.
>>213462374
Thanks Venetabro, nice to see you too!

>>213462570
gem

Certified Magyar moment.

>he even has an Arch-Nemisis now
holy KINO
the Austro-Albanian ride never ends

>>213462705
Kek

Almost fell down the stairs as I was leaving the gym. Twice. Autismbros... we're back...
Today's gymcel sesh
1x3 47,5 kgs unilateral lat pulldown
1x3 45 kgs, 1x7 40 kgs unilateral cross body lat pulldown (almost added a 4th rep at 45 kgs, would love to finally hit 4 reps desu, it's been like a month since I'm doing 3 reps on it)
3x4 42,5 kgs db rows (new weight pr, but I sacrificed a rep so technically no progress was made)
3x7 62,5 kgs unilateral plate loaded low rows
3x50 10 kgs bb curls
3x30 3 kgs db upright rotations (for the rotator cuffs)
Some time ago I was already feeling discomfort on the short head by the time I reached the 10th rep on upright rotations. Now I felt no discomfort at all even on the 30th rep except the muscle burning which is expected in high rep ranges. I'll take that as a sign of improvement.

>>213460740
Occitan as a language mogs French. We respect Occitan and Girondian culture here and refer to it as chocolatine.

>>213461579
I see.
>anything specific you'd like to know
Not really rn. I probably wanted to ask something but I forgot fr fr.
>tism prevents me from properly replying to your question.
Relatable fr fr.

>>213462143
Good to see you back, Gman. You should be given a medal of honour for your deeds. Or alternatively a new drop of office cuties.

>>213462705
KEK

>>213462705
grim
imagine missing out on growing up in the late 90s early 00s to instead grow up in a world of killer drones and face ID for porn

>>213462143
Hello brother. How have you been?

>>213462705
>0-year-old boomer
LOL

>>213462738
>Fehlinger-Jahn = Franz Ferdinand
>Pepic = Gavrilo Princip

>>213462705
Poor kid.
>>213462865
>0-year-old boomer
My fucking sides.
>>213462820
I'm just terrible with broad questions. I was writing a whole paragraph to reply to your question but I thought: he doesn't want to know about this.
I did some exercise yesterday.
10x3 squats
10x3 sissy push ups
30sx3 planks
Various leg/kegel exercises. My legs aren't as strong as they used to be. Sitting down all day has made me weak. I might go for an hour long walk when it's cooler.

>>213463274
> Iwas writing a whole paragraph to reply to your question but I thought: he doesn't want to know about this.
That's fine man. Even if you write a whole ass blogpost I'll read it. That's the last I can do if you spend so much time writing it.
I'll ask this question then:
How hard is it reading japanese out loud? Let's say you see 2 kanjis next to each other so you have to look for the onyomi pronunciation instead of the kunyomi. Do you get stuck to think about how to read those kanjis out loud, or does it come naturally after a while without getting stuck there for a second?
There are even kanjis that have 10+ onyomi reading (let's not talk about sui that has like 107 or idk how many).

Coffee taken.
My mouse got a double clicking issue. Gonna get another one at lunch, probably a Logitche G502 Hero, I like the 2 lil buttons on the side.
>>213462820
Hello Magster, good to see you too. I'll take the medal if you don't mind, the cutie drops never were did anything for me anyway.
>>213462865
Hello Polebro, I'm good and you?
Not much happened during my ban, at least I browsed 4chan a bit less. I did some cool climbing lesson to refresh my skills and the teacher made me try a 9m drop before catching me, it was really cool

>>213462705
Born to go watch construction workers from the barrier

>>213461998
Hey chat is this real

Good God my mother makes me blaspheme like a drunken sailor.
>>213462051
Funnily enough, all three animals in his photo are mammals.
>>213462143
Why were you jailed?
>>213462738
Kek.

>>213463488
>How hard is it reading japanese out loud? Let's say you see 2 kanjis next to each other so you have to look for the onyomi pronunciation instead of the kunyomi. Do you get stuck to think about how to read those kanjis out loud, or does it come naturally after a while without getting stuck there for a second?
I don't know that many kanji yet and most of the sentences I see use ones that I know, but I can tell I've gotten much better at recognizing different readings. Even if I get stuck, guessing the correct reading is very rewarding. Of course there's some I barely look at before knowing what they are, like 勉強. I think learning radicals is what helps me the most remembering kanji, but the resources I use are made for people who can just memorise anything. Do you mean 水 when you said sui?

>>213463784
>chat

>>213463824
>makes me blaspheme like a drunken sailor.
Nothing wrong with a little swear here and there.
>Why were you jailed?
I posted Barneyfag's face last time he spammed the board with some of the memes made about him.
>>213463631
Kek

>>213464011
Lol.

>>213463923
I didn't mean to offend the orange cat

was losing all my friends.
was losing them to drinking and to driving.
was losing all my friends, but I got them back.
I am on the mend.
least now I can say that I am trying.
And I hope you will forget things I still lack.
yeah.... yeah...
Is it in you now?
To barely hear the truth that you have spoken?
Twisted up by knaves,
To make a trap for fools.
Is it in you now,
To watch the things you gave your life to broken?
And stoop and build them up with worn out tools.
YEAAAHH! YEAAHHH!
YEAH, YEAH AAAAAAHHH!!!!!
YEAH!

Today's training.
Bench press 1x1 with 155 kg, 3x3 with 135 kg, the single felt very hard but the rest of the benches felt well.
Incline bench press 2x8, 1x12, 1x8 with 90 kg, did an extra set because I was training with a friend.
Triceps extensions 3x10 with 45 kg.
DB OHP 3x8 with 30 kg, changed the order of the exercises because the gym was full, and I had to steal a bench from an old lady to be able to train.

Also when I was about to begin doing bench press some kids finished and left their weights in, I asked them if they had finished and after they said yes I told them to pick up their stuff and not be uneducated and they ignored me, I should have called them retards then but I didn't know how to react in the moment.
I'm not intimidating irl.

>>213462820
>3x4 42,5 kgs db rows (new weight pr, but I sacrificed a rep so technically no progress was made)
I'd say doing 4 reps with 42.5 kg is harder than 5 reps with 40, so I'd consider that progress.

>>213464636
>they ignored me
You still did the right thing, the rest is on them.

I want to visit Poland next year, I still haven't been to Gdańsk and I hear it's nice

>>213464894
>salary: 800€
That's an oligarch in Albania.

>>213464908
>oligarch in Albania.
kek
I've never met nor interacted with any Albanian, all I know is they love bunkers and their flag goes hard, looks like an evil space empire's flag

>>213464968
There are many in Italy and they're generally nice

>>213464968
The ones we get here have criminal tendencies. Preferably, they'd be more like this qt.

Ideally none at all, but anyway.

>>213464636
>I'm not intimidating irl.
doubt

Touched grass, saw this feline.

>>213465398
Can't be intimidating if you're translucent
Dis nigga needs a tan

>>213462143
What did you do during your timeout from 4chan? What even is there to do outside of 4chan?

Can somebody explain to me the whole Brigitte Macron conspiracy theory?
How popular is it in France?
Why was the libel case overturned?
https://www.lemonde.fr/en/france/article/2025/07/10/french-court-clears-defendants-in-french-first-lady-brigitte-macron-s-gender-rumours-trial_6743245_7.html

>>213460145 (OP)
morning, mr zesty
cagie time
>>213460740
there is the correct answer, and there is the gayboys that say pain au chocolat
>>213462143
bonjour Gman, you did the racism?

>>213462705
A literal baby boomer.
Wonder if he will grow up talking about Sony Walkmans and being able to take liquids on an aeroplane.
>>213464968
This woman looks like a vampire pretending to be a human. There is no life in those eyes - no pity, no mercy, no compassion, just a lizard-like observance.
>>213465465
Did you go up to him and pet him? What type of shrimps did you feed him? You know, they sell dried ones in the pet supermarket, so you can carry them around with you at all times.

>>213465601
Only a bunch of retards care, some ironically probably.
As far as I know the black girl released some mini-serie about how they have proofs o algo but it's just cliffhanger upon cliffhanger and shit like "the doctor was eipstein'd"

I guess they kneeled so they're left in peace : "But the Paris Appeals Court on Thursday let them off, arguing they had made the mistake in "good faith."
notice how one accused is called Poirson kek

>>213465678
This gatto was walking and when xir saw me, sat. thought it was an invitation for petting it but i wanted written consent

>>213464968
Hard working people but they are cunning just like Greeks.

>>213465475
Masturbate a lot.

>>213465601
It's part of the alt right playbook worldwide.
They did it to Michelle Obama, to Brigitte Macron, which they could criticize for grooming but whatever, and to Begoña Gómez, the wife of the Spanish prime minister.
I'm sure there are some other women somewhere that they also accuse of being secretly trans.

>>213465752
>he didn't take the hint
100% certified petcel.

>>213465834
Such is the life of autists

>>213465781
It's weird just how much space trannies occupy in the chud's mind

>>213465475
I took this opportunity to find out.
I did sports, learnt things, took my kid cousins to a corn maze. There's a whole world out there!
>>213465624
Bomdia Boomah! No I was a good boy, didn't even say le bad words.
Literally just a victim of fighting against oppression.

>>213463923
>downloading the mp4 I posted
Zased. As a way of saying thank you I'll also download that seal video.

>>213463917
>水
Yes. Mizu, if you will. Idk why I referred to it as sui fr fr, Chinese propanda probably.

>>213464636
King.
> and they ignored me
They were too afraid to look you in the eye.
>I'm not intimidating irl.
Last time you said you told something to the people waiting in the line at the store and they did not even dare look at you.
> I'd consider that progress.
You're probably right.
Btw I remembered what I wanted to ask you yesterday. Myguy2 loves the arnold press and tells me it's better for strength than shoulder press. Thoughts on this? Is he high on drugs or is it fr? I have a hard time believing it'd be better than shoulder press.

>Portuguese giantess destroying London
I call her Maria Erlmelinda de Todos os Santos Correia Barbosa

>>213466103
Arnold press is dog shit because you are wasting your time at the bottom since you are not moving the dumbbells against gravity, so you don't need to put effort into it.
It's just a worse dumbbell OHP.

>>213466103
>Yes. Mizu, if you will. Idk why I referred to it as sui fr fr, Chinese propanda probably.
Well, that's one of the readings, so not wrong. So far I've only encountered words with either mizu or sui as the reading. Knowing the radical helps a lot though, I can easily remember words just because they have to do with water.
>pic
Is that a tattoo? Tsk, tsk.
I'm getting into gravure, I'll do some research later today to find out where I can see the photos for free.

>>213466191
So I was right again (just like always)
Btw it is probably the first time I opted for pull instead of push on a monday fr fr. Not that it matters. Anyways, tomorrow I'll probably do shoulder press first before chest isolation. I know it's not ideal and I should do compound first, but fr I'm curious how much I can shoulder press if I do it as a first exercise instead of a 7th or even 10th when it's already btfo'd by incline bench.

>>213466219
>Is that a tattoo? Tsk, tsk
Didn't even notice fr fr. Mid af body but she has a cute face no cap. Not even a pretty face tbf, but it makes me want to sex her. Idk man. This shit is too complex for me.

>>213466094
>There's a whole world out there!
Just like in my fantasy RPGs (except the NPC races are more aggressive).
Hopefully you managed to snag a few sticks of corn when nobody was looking.
Reminds me of the time I found some berries growing on a bush poking through someone's front garden fence when I was a child. I ate a bunch of them and was violently sick for a couple of days afterwards.
>>213466172
How's her schedule looking? When she's done, can you get her to do Birmingham next?

>>213462705
Why do they look like kibbutzim

>>213466366

>>213466387
Peculiar.

>>213466452
Art imitates reality.

>>213466307
There's something with western born Asians that doesn't sit right with me. I don't know whether it is the make-up or the way they carry themselves.
Check out this qt3.14

Just learned some new family lore that absolutely destroyed me.
I always thought dadberg was older than 30 when he married a gal for the first time, turns out, he was exactly my age when he married for the first time. I just learnt of this less than 10 minutes ago.
It's over for me.

>>213466601
>Check out this qt3.14
That pic looks edited af senpai. It's a shame how much filter asian gals use. I know western whores also use filters, but come on, this is just too much. Can't even find good asian porn fr.

>>213466804
better take this offer quickly

>>213466804
>That pic looks edited af senpai.
It's gravure, so at least it isnt instathots though.

>>213466366
>except the NPC races are more aggressiv
Howling.
You're close actually. The levelling system is shit though. It's like Morrowind and Oblivion where you have to jump 450 times to level up except there is stat degradation and you get worse and worse the higher your level gets. The quests and writing can get a bit dull, it's full of skinner boxes and busywork to give the illusion of a long playtime.
>I ate a bunch of them and was violently sick for a couple of days afterwards.
Interesting, had the same happen but stealing candy as a kid from the convenience store. And it gave me tummyaches.
I guess crime doesn't pay.

>>213466901
I accept, I accept right now. A better deal than I got before.
>>213466804
Needed lore to get your lazy to breed.

>>213467103
>Needed lore to get your lazy to breed.
I probably gave a girl the 'ick today so it's even more over.
Was coming out of the bathroom, and as I was leaving I was adjusting my balls as they are heavy and can't fit into my underwear or something, and even though I was still in the bathroom, the door was open. So I turned around and was about to leave, still in the bathroom at this point, and ended up looking a girl in the eye as I still had my hands on my balls.
Grim. Even more grim if she thought that was suggestive and now she'll talk more with me.

Need to do some chores...

>>213466366
>Birmingham
does it need the help in falling apart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCBnOtRvPyg
really?

>>213467233
>ended up looking a girl in the eye as I still had my hands on my balls.
You worry about the most minute shit I swear. She won't remember that in 10 minutes. So stop thinking about this shit, take your fat balls and empty them in the closest poon. And get bigger size underwear.
>>213467245
Good luck, I just soaked my shower in evil juice and scrubbed it out, even emptied the nasty ass drain.

>>213467365
>evil juice

>>213466601
>>213466804
don't care
both westoid and eastoid asian females make me want to:

>>213467710
fuark that's hot

>>213467704
Interesting picture.

Hopefully janny doesn't see that.

we killed racism :)

>>213465475
>pic
meowdy

Ass bone healed, sit-ups resumed.

>>213467710
That could have been me but Jews decided otherwise.

>>213468555
how are jews preventing you to eat more™ ?

>>213467710
>>213468555
seeing people have passionate sex like that stings hard desu
so alien to my grim reality
also checked trips
fucking kill me

>>213468555
Bit antisemitic innit.

Probably popped a vein in my head.

>>213468614
>>213468614
>so alien to my grim reality
I have never once thought I can be loved. That's probably why I feel so strange the few times I've gone on dates.

>>213469051
same. and why it felt so surreal when that pajeeta actually showed me a glimpse of what it could be like for a short while. I know it's annoying to whine all the time but it's just so depressing to go through life without this core human experience.

>>213468591
The air I breathe, the food I eat and the water I drink is poisoned by jewmichals that nerf my potential and keep me as a twink.
>>213468614
You're an handsome young guy, you will get your own cute gf, don't worry.
>>213468700
Never too late to switch side, Magyarowitz.

>>213467055
>Interesting, had the same happen but stealing candy as a kid from the convenience store. And it gave me tummyaches.
I did not take you for a sneakthief. I always thought you were the most moral /med/izen in this general, but I guess it turns out that even the most moral among us are dirty criminals.
>>213467362
I think it's truly impossible for someone in a country like Portugal to understand the misery of living in a major British city. This man is righteous in his anger. His fury cometh from the wellspring of truth, whose waters have been befouled by Blairite economic and social policies.
>>213468555
>the jews are preventing me from buying spices and eating two extra chocolate bars a day ou quelque chose

>>213469051
Relatable, I used to have that but after a few dates and experiences it goes away. I mean it's mainly the feeling of self worth that rises and makes it goes away

>>213469147
>not being a kid and sneakthieving
I did get a package of razor blades (enough for two years) once.

>>213468950
how?

>>213469140
Zamn, they truly are evil

>>213469147
don't think gmanerino have anything against spices doe

>>213469218
And with that one action, you unstitch another thread of the social fabric.

just finished my registration at the uni I wanted
now I will see if I'm truly a retard whose fate is to cook slop for tourists for the rest of his earthly years or not

>>213469147
>even the most moral among us are dirty criminals.
We aren't born good. No man is ever above cowardice, lies and violence.
Yet, we strive everyday to be better men and rise above our mistakes, just like St. Dismas.
It is a beautiful endeavor.
>spices
Brunoid catching strays kek

>>213469296
It’s about sending a message, the supermarket chain Jew ups the price 50% compared to the original manufacturer.

>>213469261
>don't think gmanerino have anything against spices doe
Upon reflection, I don't know how I made this mistake.

>>213469261
Push ups.

>>213469365
What do you mean?
They took you in the end?

My right shoulder is burnt.

>>213469482
Post your last rep face

>another kraut flag posting here
hope you're from south of the Main.

>>213469532
yeah
I forgot to bloghog here about it

>>213469595
Dew it.
Did you overturn their decision with a sad twink face and a speech about minorities such as (You)?

>>213469365
Enjoy the uni life, don’t let yourself be tricked into sexing other people, enjoy the terrible and dumb teachers and the unexpected irrelevant time wasting classes in the middle of the genuinely interesting and useful ones, good luck.
(You’re a post-wall boomer with work experience, you’ll eat classes for breakfast).
Good luck.

>>213469562
face?

>>213469688
>>>/fit/76453562
the face you make on your last push-up or [any exercise], when it's the hardest

>>213469738
Kek, ok. Maybe this, but redder.

>>213469540
Just do lat raises o algo.

>>213469595
Congrats nibba.

>>213469688
Wonder how long it'll take you to become a regular poster on /fit/ fr fr. I give it two years tops before you btfo dyels there.

>>213468555
>>213469140
Antisemitic scum.

>>213469738
>the face you make on your last push-up or [any exercise], when it's the hardest
Me after my fourth press-up.

>>213467935
I've never seen someone tie their shoe like that usually it's bunny ears like >>213467728 's shoes but this lady somehow seems to have looped the shoelaces around the neck of the shoe. How? Why even? Bunny ears are good enough, but maybe this is a better method.

>>213469628
I just got archived literally at the 10th spot on the list so I imagine it just took 10 people to end up cancelling their resgistration
sad my heartfelt letter was probably not even read doe
>>213469651
won't be my first time in Uni but it'll be my first time following a subject I'm actually interested in
>>213469705
he'll be the workgoy now
at least until he can study too

>>213469985
incredibly gay coded post

>>213470008
>some dude just got taken into biology not giving a fuck
>their face when reading about what it's about and the job opportunities

>>213469871
Won't happen.

>>213470008
>a subject I'm actually interested in
I should've done that too.
what's your subject?
not the same anon btw

>>213470121
Vorrei essere l'uccello che accarezzerai e dalle tue mani non volerò mai

Vorrei essere la tomba quando morirai, e dove abiterai, il cielo sotto al quale dormirai

COSÌ NON CI LASCEREMO MAI NEANCHE SE MUOIO E LO SAI

non mi dimenticare mai...

>>213469974
>>213470276

>>213470344
You are racist and antisemitic scum yes.

>>213470378
How can we be antisemitic when we have Jewish friends (Magyaranon)?

Horse to B14, check and mate.

>>213470474
He's a token minority.

>>213470378
Sit down and be humble, white boy. You're talking to a proud son of the Inca.

>>213470675
>Brazil
>Inca

>>213470378
how can I be a racist antisemitic scum if I'm the descendent of niggers and moriscos/conversos?

>>213470732
They ruled all the land before your kind came and rewrote history.

>>213470745
t. Pedro Castelo Branco di Mengele

>>213470532
>He's a token minority.
Don't worry Maggy, he doesn't mean it, he's just having one of his psychotic anti-chud moments.

>>213470745
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internalized_racism

>>213470771
They didn't live in Brazil.

>>213470799
Kek
>>213470923
>They didn't live in Brazil.
They did. I will not bow to your colonialist and negationist rhetoric.

>>213470923
At this point you are the lolcow of /med/

>>213470799
kek
>>213470923
>concept from a literal Karen
lmao, no
>>213470974
this, also Peru is rightful brazilian clay

have you anons ever taken a longer break from 4chan?
I have a browser addon to block sites and stayed away from 4chan for a couple weeks before. It's not like I have so much to do to stay away from it naturally otherwise for longer.
idk if it's healthy or not, but at first it always feels lonelier because talking to anons can help cope

>>213470923
>nooo you dumb niggers only think that because a white man put it in your heads
>t. anti-racist Karen

>>213471176
I took a 6 month break between June and December of 2020 because I switched ISPs and the new IP address I got was permabanned for some reason. Eventually, I bought a pass and used that for a couple of years, and then one day I forgot to renew it and accidentally discovered my IP had been unbanned.

That is, by far, the longest break I have taken from 4chan in 15 years. Other than that one time, I don't think I've been away from this site for longer than a month.

>>213470745
>conversos
Last time when I mentioned it you denied that you chud.

>>213471176
>have you anons ever taken a longer break from 4chan?
Ever since I started posting my longest breaks were when I was away from home and when I got banned fr fr.
It's not like I have anything better to do than shitposting while waging.

>>213471258
>the new IP address I got was permabanned
they don't use DHCP?

>>213470806
Kek

>>213471258
Have you really been posting for 15 years?
Damn. 4chan must have been goated pre-2016, maybe pre-2014.

>>213471290
I'm mostly morisco, but some ancestor certainly tapped some jewish girl booty

>>213471368
>I'm mostly morisco
Wtf I thought you were mostly negro?

>>213471409
the difference being?

>>213471327
>they don't use DHCP?
I don't know what that means (see pic related).
>>213471337
>Damn. 4chan must have been goated pre-2016, maybe pre-2014.
It was mostly the same, just fewer Pepes and Wojaks.

>>213471337
niger before be like
>:3

>>213471496
meant nigel fr

>>213471159
>this, also Peru is rightful brazilian clay
Right on brother. We'll rebuild your empire and when it's done, we'll go after bossman and offer his entrails to Supay
>>213471208
Cute scalybro!
>>213471176
4chan isn't inherently bad or good. The way we use it on /med/ is quite therapeutic. So no I don't take long breaks except when I get banned.

>>213471176
Why would I? I don't think it's negative to chat with a few like-minded naggers

>>213471176
Yeah, I only came back after a few months. Most of the site is shit, so it's easy to avoid using it.

>>213471718
Did you prefer Nigel or Catnigga?

I was driving to the lake earlier and at some point on the opposite side of the road I saw in a car a girl that I crushed on in middle school, peculiar

>>213471854
Names are a lot like underwear - you should change them at least twice a week and thoroughly scrub them when you do.
Nigel is an old man's name though. I don't think I've ever met a Nigel younger than 45.

>>213471965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-X3Wy-svIY

>>213471965
What about Basil? Everybody should know a good ol' Bazza

>>213472017
Bazza is short for Barry, which is a name for northerners who beat their wives and puke up their weekly pay packets outside their local every Friday night.

>>213471476
>It was mostly the same, just fewer Pepes and Wojaks.
/x/ and /fit/ must have been better ig. Hell, I liked reading schizo shit on /x/ around 2022, but it's absolutely shit nowadays.

>>213471523
>meant nigel
Doubt that

>>213472116
Bazza? More like bazed

>>213472126
/x/ has seen the steepest decline of any board that I've personally noticed. It used to be be filled with sovlful creepypastas and lots of OC, now there's way too many schizo shit generals.

>>213471476
they dinamically change your IP from time to time
I've being banned because jannies seethed (they do it 4 free), and after some time the IP allocated to my modem changes, so I can shitpost again
>>213471560
this
also zestyar must be warned that I'll them proclaim myself سلطان بوّمةل البرزيل and reform the بنو نصر dinasty, where I'll have a hot concubine from each ethnicity in this place
but we will be accepted under my protection

>>213472116
Sorry for the mistake, and based

>>213471965
I knew at least two guys with that name.

>>213472742
Well, one was a friend, sort of, and just new who the other one was. Both around my age.

>>213471965
You're right on that friend. I like to switch it up and get cool new nicknames once in a while.
I always lie at restaurants and cafes when they ask for a name and give them what strikes my fance atm
>>213472116
Met a Bazza type guy at the pub before the Millwall match I saw. Dude took us to visit the stadium beforehand, he knew every tough fella in the crowd.
>>213472017
Nice, I'd like to know a Basil irl.

Good day med am back from the cagie, today went okay... for a change

>>213470093
that was mfw getting in LLCER
>>213470247
biology
hoping to get some geology specialization in the second or third year to paleontologymaxx
>>213472126
I felt /x/ died during covid
too many zoomer failed normie wannabe schizos wandering in
made me start posting here for better or worse

>>213460145 (OP)
Does she look more Italian, Portuguese, or Spanish?
I don't think she looks any French or Romanian.

>>213472961
>biology
>hoping to get some geology specialization in the second or third year to paleontologymaxx
nice
I liked biology in high school too, but what I've heard about biology in uni is that it's mostly good for unemploymentmaxxing

Kinder crispy is fucking delicious lads.
Easily an S+ tier kinder product.

>>213471258
The biggest break I had was when the site was le epic haxxord.

>>213471337
18 years here, give or take.

>>213471476
And more trolls and desus and LOIC.

>>213473725
she looks puro sexo

>>213474415
>le blue and orange contrast
Filmmakers are such hacks nowadays.

>>213470121
nice song

>>213474472
>nowadays
it came out over a decade ago gramdpa

I've been here since 2015 or 2016 and it feels like an eternity already
I started on /his/
should've socialized more back then

>>213473725
Morena Baccarin is a strong contender for one of the most attractive women to ever emerge from a human womb. It felt like she was in every sci-fi show of the early 2000s, and thank God for whoever kept putting her there.
>>213472318
>they dinamically change your IP from time to time
In that case, I don't think so. I don't think I've ever had a dynamic IP (resetting my router does nothing).
>>213472742
>>213472843
Are you seriously telling me that there are 25-30 year old Maltese Nigels our there? Do you also have people called Phyllis, Winston, Edna and Albert?
>>213472878
>Met a Bazza type guy at the pub before the Millwall match I saw. Dude took us to visit the stadium beforehand, he knew every tough fella in the crowd.
Surprised he did not try to start a fight with you for being French. Maybe he mistook you for a Belgian.
Funnily enough, I walked past Millwall football stadium last week. A huge stretch of road was completely flooded and it stank of shit.

>>213474930
>she was in every sci-fi show of the early 2000s
you know she's not doing too bad for a 46 year old

>>213475426
She's aged like 3 years in two decades - and even the tiny bit of aging she's gone through has only made her look more refined and elegant.

This is the power of Portuguese genetics.

>>213475616

She's mainly of Italian descent on the European part.

>Her father is of half-Italian (from Veneto and Marche) and half-Lebanese descent. Her mother is of half-Italian (from Basilicata) and half-Portuguese/Brazilian

Half Italian, and half Lebanese plus Portuguese, but that Portuguese is Brazilian which means likely not purely Portuguese.

>>213474365
Googled it, looks like a ripoff of the Knoppers Riegel bar

>>213476111
Didn't know that, I just assumed she was 100% pure tuga with maybe 3% mystery meat ancestry from being born in Brazil.
Reality is collapsing around me.

>>213474930
>Are you seriously telling me that there are 25-30 year old Maltese Nigels our there?
Yeah...
>Phyllis, Winston, Edna and Albert
Phyllis and Albert for sure, though among older generations, and I'm not sure about the other two but probably.

>Passed by a group of Italian guys standing at a certain height overlooking the sea discussing whether a jump from there would be lethal.
Kek. It would fuck you up at the very, very least

>>213476659
My dad used to routinely jump off the Malcesine tower when he was young
I did it once and it was enough for me, fuck that kek

>>213476712
>Malcesine tower
This?

>>213476284
How did you think that when her surname is Baccarin?
Anyway pro-tip: generally the most attractive Brazilians are at least partly and usually mostly Italian, and that applies both to average people and celebrities.
Though I admit I might be a bit biased on that...

>>213476789
No, from the castle

>>213476659
Favstian, i do that too

>>213476905
Damn. Yeah, no. I'd empty that body of water and create a new one elsewhere, plus I do not like heights. Not at all.

99% my mother saw this photo on my phone.

>>213477834
>my son is straight, riveting discovery

>>213477854
>my son is a pervert with photos of random women on his phone

>"anon, you're a virgin"
>"ya volunteering?"
>"mmmm no can do due my lesbianism"
Hm

>>213477909
Take it easy Maltanon, she's probably already forgotten about it, mums are busy people

>>213476473
Maltese naming conventions are stranger than I realised. I thought almost everybody would have either a traditional Maltese or traditional Italian name.
>>213476811
I think I just conflated bacalhau with Baccarin and assumed that because one of them is a Portuguese word, the other must be too.

Coworker challenged me to a Pokémon Pocket duel tomorrow, I have to brew a good deck to beat him

>>213477921
>and if that doesn't work, 6 simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

>>213478004
>I suffer in the cagie

I don't even keep them, I just post them and then delete, but I hadn't posted that one yet so it was still on my phone.
>>213477937
I am not worried, I just wanted to mention it because I remembered lol.
>>213477974
I have had enough tirades on here about the silly naming conventions of the past decades.

>>213478055
Well it's for lunch time, I have to win or else other coworkers will make fun of me

>>213477834
She's probably happy it's not a pic of a man.
Relax.
>my son is a pervert with photos of random
Normies too have photos of thots on their phones.

>>213478048
That's 8 words, catnigga. Did not expect that from a poet like you.

>>213478073
>>213478004
Holy autism.

Thoughts on beef jerky gymcels ?
>>213478149
100 million autists

>>213478004
Wtf Moselle socialising and making friends, the end of the world draws nigh

>>213478149
>>213478062
And I don't think that she suspects me of homosexuality.
>>213478004
Based.

>>213478211
>100 million autists
That wasn't my point fr. What I meant was that there's no way they'll make fun of you.
>Thoughts on beef jerky gymcels ?
Expensive af here. I'm not paying 4 euros for 30 grams of brotein.

>>213478231
I'm not a complete shut in at work

>>213477974
>I think I just conflated bacalhau with Baccarin and assumed that because one of them is a Portuguese word, the other must be too.
lol

Speaking of shut in, cagie coworkers are lecturing me when they ask me everytime "are you going somewhere during your vacations" and I say no every time, how to fool them ?

>>213478666
Well, why don't you go somewhere? You've got some disposable income

>>213478666
Tell them you're visiting Malta. I can tell you where you can tell them that you've visited and such lol.

>>213478666
"none of your business" is always a valid answer, remember that

I exclusively come to social gatherings to drink and flirt with women

>>213478873
Where would I go ? Also I don't like to move
>>213478895
Yeah but that would come off as rude
>>213478885
A coworker already got there

>>213478926
Italy, Spain, the UK, Germany, or even easier somewhere else in France that seems cool but where you have never been

>>213477921
Heard about a lesbian trying dick to be sure about being lesbian
It could (should) have been me

>>213478666
Hell

>>213478666
>how to fool them
Like this
>so anon where were you last week
>in your mom's bed
Then you go like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWPwfQcPS5s

>>213478926
As cover, I mean.

>>213478926
>Where would I go ?
a gîte, maybe
>that would come off as rude
well if don't want help just say it kek

Also, Momo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUh3DvLZxH4

>>213478004
Here

>>213478666
Have a look at somewhere on Google street view, and maybe read a Wikipedia article or two about the local area.
>hey momo, how was your trip to Bokhtar?
>bokhtar is the largest city in southern tajikstan, boasting a population of over 110,000 people. it was founded some time prior to the 7th century around an oasis, and was believed to have once formed part of a larger settlement with the now abandoned mediaeval city of lagman...

Just came up with the ultimate idea of goat shitposts.
Momo likes regular show. Brune posts simpsons screencaps.
I WILL TAKE UPON ME THE BURDEN OF POSTING REGULAR SHOW SCREENCAPS AS REPLIES.

Had a meeting with some home building companies. It was a funny contest of who was trying to cheat me the most.

Think I forgot to mention I cooked for the missus and she didn't get the ick. /med/ SHOCKED

>>213479624
Damn, she really must be enraptured to you

>>213479624
What did you cook, and how many times did she go to the bathroom with a full mouth during the meal?

>>213479957
the usual
although i added garlic (which i didn't use since some months) and used oil instead of butter
also the meat was bio o algo

>>213477921
Did she really ask if you are the p-word?

>>213479624
Post the slop NOW.

>>213480362
I didn't take a picture obviously.
What if she type about purple meat on google and fall on this thread?

>>213480423
Hello brunefoid, hope you’re doing well and enjoyed the blackman’s slop.

>>213480586
Just staying alive after eating it is good enough

>>213480015
>the usual
You must be laying some mad pipe, or secretly be some kind of woman whisperer.

>>213480621
too many ingredients

Good night, sisters.

>>213480621
>pic
I-is that really brune's sloppa? Grim. Must have been at least a year since he posted that pic ig.

>>213480602
>

>>213480621
That looks far too delicious to be Brune Slop (tm).

>>213480621
Kek

>>213479276
>Momo borgir
>Nepalese food

Uh ?

>>213479293
Kek
>>213480621
That's Brune's cheatmeal

>>213480811
they do both for some reason, hence the word junction
>cheatmeal
wtf momo, still resentful after i called you german?

>>213480837
I'm just in a joking mood

>>213479624
did you intentionally starve her before the meal?
>>213480621
LMAO
too many vegetables for Brune-man

>>213481094
Brune starves them so they don’t have the required energy to run and flee.

>>213481094
>>213481131
she had a tiring day so she might have been not as picky
just admit my slop isn't that bad
mashallah gironde will taste it

>>213462051
Bewhale.

>>213479624
this just confirms you have a massive BWC and the girl just can't get enough of it

>>213480049
The v-word? nah, told her on my own

>A zoo in Denmark has appealed to the public to donate their healthy unwanted pets as part of a unique effort to provide food for its predators.
>Aalborg Zoo has asked for donations of live chickens, rabbits, and guinea pigs, which it says are "gently euthanised" by trained staff.
>The zoo also accepts donations of live horses - with owners able to benefit from a potential tax break.
>Posting on Instagram, external, the zoo explains it has a "responsibility to imitate the natural food chain of the animals" and smaller livestock "make up an important part of the diet of our predators".

>>213481229
>gironde will taste it
Didn’t know you hated gman so much goddamn.

>>213481824
sopa de gattina

>>213481828
he is seething about the whole chocolatine thing

>>213481857
Imagine getting into your owners car and thinking that you're going to take a quick trip to vet, and suddenly the car stops and you see a giant sign outside the window saying "AALBORG ZOO".

>>213481887
Girondino expressed the wish to taste my cooking

>>213481229
Gironde is too nice, he won't criticise it

Some Brits on the Xitter seem to be upset that the integration result didn't go through and we didn't become part of the UK. I for one am glad that sham referendum wasn't honoured.

>"can you bring me some camels? :3"
>"post tits"
>"nah ain't posting tits"
Am I a bad negotiator or is she just being difficult?

>>213482113
just take your meds and stop using your phone

>>213481995
that's what he wants you to believe

Ahhh
https://youtu.be/qICrxfyPSdM?si=U7T-N3CCYOPON3Yr

>>213470045
Their leader is Sissy

>>213482335
don't underestimate him

>"I hate when my guy friends hit on me because I never know if they're sincere and believe they really have a chance to get me"
man, lesbos breakin my heart

>>213482083
Pic related is how it feels to be British these days.
You are fortunate to only have to suffer under EU tyranny, and not the neverending nightmare that is British governance.

>>213482620
I took them

>>213482379
Waiting for this to go viral all over the internet.

>>213482565
We dodged a missile.