>>214547796
>I’m bound to die of a heart attack or diabetes
Same for me too, I think (the heart attack part, nobody in my family has diabetes).
Either that or bowel cancer due to all the processed slop I eat. Maybe I will die like my hero H.P. Lovecraft - in excruating agony at the ripe old age of 46.

>>213997815
Inhaled too many cleaning fumes yesterday.

>>213931749
>Even courting? How can you breed a portuguese girl through writing?
I'm still working on the details, but I think the most realistic solution is mass breeding chambers, where people are paired together based on handwriting styles and compatability of salivary DNA.
>That's quite on point, it's my main theory at least.
Yeah, I just noticed that I didn't actually read that part of your post. I skim read before I hit reply.
>>213931737
The world shrank when the telephone was invented, and became smaller still with the introduction of mobile phones. Millennials effectively killed the comedic misunderstandings industry. They tried to warn us about this too, you know. There were signs and portents enough:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Juv8vaQBI

wü nimmer
ka nimmer

>>213469261
>don't think gmanerino have anything against spices doe
Upon reflection, I don't know how I made this mistake.

>>212560403
#jederbrudikennts

>>212263865
*stirbt an den nebenwirkungen der impfung*

I regret not losing weight in anticipation of summer. The flesh suffers for the sins of the mind.
>>211719935
A 2XL lamb doner kebab wrap with extra mayonnaise, and for desert, three white chocolate kinder bueno bars.