Thread 214534628

Cobbee edition
Grinded all the beans: >>214523958

Good morning sirs.

Good morning /med/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1-AyTFfzhI
Brits are getting desperate because of the goon license thing.

me rn, on way to cagie

check out this gem
https://i.4cdn.org/vst/1757036036858576.png

>>214534628 (OP)
I drank coffee for the first time in months yesterday and slept for maybe four hours last night.
Can't believe I trusted the teufelsbohnen, I only had it at like 6pm too.

>>214534628 (OP)
Good morning /med/! I finally felt enough motivation and concentration to continue the drawing I owe to my friend for her birthday! I can really feel the meds working and I'm so happy about that!
My sleep schedule is a bit fucked but oh well, I've always struggled with it.
>>214534915
Señorita, se le vé la concha. Por favor tapese un poco.
>>214535514
Me when people tell me to find a job (I'm Bukowskipilled):

>>214536144
Having mine rn.

>>214536392
Are they pictures of her cats? It looks like it's coming along pretty well so far. Once you add the shrimps, it's going to really look amazing.
>>214536506
Good luck sleeping tonight. I have learnt from my mistakes and will only be consuming tea and water for the remainder of the day.

>>214536547
It is still morning.

>>214536547
I love cats so much

>>214536506
Would drink a cuppa but it's 4:33 am and the kettle is loud as fuck. I also want to avoid making noise until my family wakes up.
>>214536547
They're based on her cats, yes!!! Both of them are gray, the one with the more yellowish eyes is Firufina, and the chubbier one is Wilfredo, they're both younger and a bit slimmer than my fatass old kot who looks like a cow.
I'd add the shrimps but my friend's more of a fan of lilies, heh. I did take the precaution to draw lilies of the Inca and not normal lilies, cause all but them are extremely toxic to cats. Always be wary of that!
Also squishable video. I'm with my kot in bed and I love sniffing her forehead.

>>214536642
I like it when cats sniff things and also when they're friends with other animals.
Also, added to my sniffs folder.

>>214536677
It will have to wait then.

just when you think our guy can't get any more based
pajeets ROCKED

>4 reps with 70 kgs at cable low row
>8 reps with 35 kgs at unilateral cable low row
Reached a point where the cable is pulling me back too much for me to be able to keep a straight posture.
khaledsufferingfromsuccess.jpg

>>214536144
>I only had it at like 6pm too
You should not have cobbee that late. I only drink early in the morning, and really rarely only when we have guests, maybe half my morning amount a bit earlier than 2 PM. But NEVER after 2 PM.

>>214536392
>se le vé la concha
And that's a good thing actually.

>>214535514
Ngl I expected that the joke was going to be that she got a job in a graveyard, being goth n shiet. Turns out, there was no joke.

>>214535717
Gemmie. Both pics are absolute gemeralds.

TIL a bit about the English language. Catnigga ROCKED btw.
Apparently, there's a small difference between a graveyard and a cemetery. A graveyard is attached to a church, but a cemetery is not.

>>214534628 (OP)
Good edition, I'm drinking instant coffee because I'm a lazy pleb. I have a french press but it's too much effort

>>214536144
Coffee that late, when you're not used to it, can have that effect. If you want coffee late in the day then decaf is a good option.

>>214537729
I prefer to drink tea that late in the day.

>>214534628 (OP)
Good morning anons
Coffee time :)

>>214537536
Plap.

Also, myguy2 made fun of me for spending 90 mins 6 times a week in the gym and literally everyone in the part of the gym we were in started laughing (I laughed too btw).
Does this happen in your country?

>>214537798
Beautifel.

>>214537863
I knew you would say that.

>>>/pol/514806587
Responding to my own post here because tje thread got archived, to spiritually make things right.
I said Moortugal not with animosity to my (literal) Portuguese cousins, but to point out the utter schizophrenia Angloids have when it comes to Iberian peoples.
That said, good morning, /med/.

just a bit o' banter

I dreamt that I was returning home.
I was walking on some mountain road, it was night, there were sheep and dogs there.
The sheep were trying to keep me there by pushing me with their heads and grabbing me with their mouths.
But the dogs were pulling the sheep away to help me get away.
As I kept walking, more dogs were chilling under the night sky.
They didn't seem to mind me, as if they knew me.
When I finally returned home I woke up.
Such a goofy dream about playful sheep trying to keep me in my dream.

Dreamed about having some bald patch with mosquito bites on the top of my head and some symmetrically curvated lines completely shaved on my head

>>214539130
Maybe some alien experiments.

>If you want a big back do bent over rows
How true is this statement? Can they be replaced with seated cable rows?

Good day med am back from the cagie and it's the weekend, 2 days of rest before getting fugged over next monday, at least it's not now.

Expect a lot of whining on sunday night though.

>>214539290
They will grow your lower back too because you need to keep a strict posture throughout the set. However, if you want to grow your lower back you're probably better off doing back extensions and deadlifts. As for targeting the upper back, I feel like seated machine variants and dumbbell rows are better. 'luv me some pendlay rows, however, to properly row barbells you need to keep a really strict posture, and most people when rowing bbs, swing around meaning that they take some of the weight off with not the muscle group they would target with rows. If I were you I'd probably go for db rows and machine rows.

>>214539991
I like the idea of barbell rows, gonna try them, thanks for the info

morning lads
just a bit of cagie before the long weekend
>>214534628 (OP)
morning, zesty boy

Saw a squirrel crossing the streets and climbing neighbor's tree, he cute
>>214540246
Hang on Booma, you're almost there

>>214537964
If you spend 90 minutes 6 times a week you probably take long rests, as in 3 or more minutes per set, I normally rest that for compounds but rest less for isolation exercises, so I end up taking like 45 to 1 hour in the gym per session.

>>214539882
Saw a heron o algo

>>214538559
I would like to comment on this but I can't because janny will ban me again for mentioning anything political on /int/ (I was banned for this recently)

I have finally discovered where we stayed when we visited Sicily, many years ago. We stayed at Giardini Naxos.

>>214540914
I reported you for mentioning politics, see you in 3 days lad, take care

>>214541124
Announcing a report is a bannable offence

>>214537536
I feel like showing a thong is the sluttiest thing a woman can do besides having 300 kids from different fathers, but I admire the balls you need- or ovaries, to do this. I would be too embarassed.
Also she looks a little bit like Britney Spears.
>You should not have cobbee that late
I've drank coffee after 6pm and it ironically helped me sleep better. Same with yerba mate, it helps me sleep 'cause it has a little bit of caffeine in it.
>Turns out, there was no joke.
The joke is thinking capitalism grants happiness to everyone who lives in it.
>>214537629
I usually never use the term cemetery unless I'm speaking spanish. We don't have graveyard/cemetery, we only have Cementerios. I love etymology but mostly related to the field of biology and the origin of certain latin or greek sounding names.
Like capybara's genus name (Hydrochoerus), it means "Happy pig of the river" in greek, if I'm not mistaken. Same with "Hippopotamus" meaning "Horse of the river" in greek.
I think carpincho also means "River cow" in some native tongues around here.

>>214541198
It seems we will go togheter, it will be worth it

>>214541219
Wearing thongs is not that scandalous.
Actions are sluttier than appearance.
Also cemetery literally means sleeping place.
Christians don't believe in death.

>>214537629
here people were always buried at churches, until the 19th century when the government forced everyone to have separate cemeteries instead of burying people on church grounds
this triggered a couple civil wars

>>214541441
Here in churches only priests are buried.
Cemeteries are for the rest of the plebs.

>>214538964
That's just adorable, aww... I wish my dreams were a bit more clear and easy to interpret. I feel like they're mostly abstract or I see black for some minutes until I wake up. Was looking for a wooloo picture to go along with it but I couldn't find one.
>>214539130
That's what I would fear if I were bald. Getting dengue due to a mosquito bite on the HEAD would be hell for me.
>>214541103
Whenever I think of Italy I think of Jojo's part 5 because Italy is a jojo reference.

>>214541373
Oh no, wearing them is not the bad thing, the bad thing is them showing and your bare ass being out in public. I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing, just that it's slutty. Maybe I'm biased but I also think that going out in public without a bra (very notoriously I mean), or with a see-through shirt+no bra is also kiiind of slutty.
I do know that Christians don't believe in eternal death, but I do know that they understand that we do pass away at least in the mortal realm, and taking proper care of the dead is important. Cemeteries and graveyards were hangout places to eat at afternoons with the families in the past. Wish that tradition stayed to this day.
>>214541488
I don't think we have a distinction between christian and non christian cemeteries. I think there's specific burying spots for jewish people, and you can ask for a permit to bury someone in a private domicile too. OBVIOUSLY for normal purposes, not murder kek.

>>214541819
Here there is a distinction, for example there are muslim cemeteries where only muslims are buried.
Not sure about jewish, haven't seen any.
But we do have synagogues.
As for the clothing part or lack of it.
I don't know, I just don't care if a woman is not wearing a bra or if she's wearing a see through dress with her thong showing.
I'm obviously going to notice it because I have eyes but I will think nothing of her.
When it's forty degrees outside everyone can try to stay cool.
Nobody would complain for example if I walked around shirtless.
Why the double standard for women.
For me clothes are more of protection because our bodies are weak and not as much a need to cover ourselves.
There is nothing shameful about a body and while laws exist and I respect them, I disagree with them.
Now indecent acts are indeed a problem.

>>214541659
Can't relate, thankfully.

>>214540595
Herons are badasses no wonder Robert Jordan was obsessed with them. Here's a clip of a heron swallowing a young crocodile whole after it (probably) one shotted the thing. These things are no joke https://youtu.be/BAHgvuKQUsU

>>214541441
Here people are usually buried in their clan/family's cemetery. My mother's family owns a plot of land in the town they settled in a few centuries ago and her parents and those before them are all buried there and when she dies she'll be buried there too. My father doesn't have a clan though but his generation bought a plot to buried in too so he'll be buried next to his brothers when he passes on. Idk where I'll be buried though when i die iirc most people go to their father's clan cemetery although you can choose where you want to be buried if you want.

If your family was too poor to have your own cemetery then after you die your family calls the church/mosque and they drive a hearse out to take your body and bury you in their own graveyards, most of the time completely free of charge.

>>214541950
Ooh, right! I haven't seen many muslims here in my city to be fair, I think pretty much never... Maybe jewish people, but not muslims. There is a synagogue around here but I've never been there either...
And I know, I'm biased and I'm being unfair, but I do think that a woman's breasts are technically also a part of her genitalia (if not biologically, at least in terms of symbolism) and I would feel slightly uncomfortable if I saw a girl around wearing scantily clothing if there's like, kids around. It's different if it's an adult environment, a party, a meetup, going out at night, but I feel like being too lewd in public is disrespectful to others.
I personally don't care if other people dress like they came out of a BDSM club, but I just feel like some things are better kept for yourself, y'know?
Still, I appreciate the fashion choices sometimes. Stylish, although a bit scandalous.

>>214542064
Misranon, you reminded me that we did IQ tests years ago here in /med/ but I couldn't answer when you posted about it.
https://test.mensa.no/home/test/en
Please do the needful sir.

>>214542102
Oh God, I always get mediocre scores at these because my pattern recognition for some things is very bad. I get around 100~110, which would equal idiot to 4chan standards. I'll try it out though, I doubt it'll go well.

>>214542102
I have a feeling i know what my score will be already and quite frankly i really don't want to confirm my suspicions that I'm a retarded sandnigger. Better to live in blissful ignorance than know for a fact* exactly how stupid i am.

* = Inb4 "IQ isn't accurate!!!!" Ok but no one's found a better way of quantifying intelligence (or in my case the lack thereof cuz genetics) so it's the best we have atm

>>214541488
it dates back to medieval times, there are still churches with knights buried in the floor or in the walls
here's one that I found, seven martyred 13th century knights buried in a church wall, though you might notice it's in Portuguese not Latin because the earthquake of 1755 damaged the original tomb and they redid it

people often wanted to be buried in hollow ground, this usually meant their local church
the 19th century directly after the Napoleonic wars was a time of extreme instability with liberals and absolutists constantly fighting and a revolving door of governments, civil wars coups and counter-coups
progressives wanted to get rid of church burial for hygene reasons but out in the countryside there was a lot of resistance to this and the conservatives took full advantage of this resentement

>>214542253
C'mom don't be a coward.

>>214542165
>my pattern recognition for some things is very bad
the important thing is if it is good for what really matters

>>214542434
God damn it, I got 97, but I couldn't really concentrate on the patterns and got like... 14 minutes left to overthink it. I don't really get what I'm looking for, and I gotta hurry and go out to deliver a cake in less than 30 minutes...
>>214542253
If I can help you out, my ex who studied psychology and specifically had seen this in his classes told me that the IQ test is pretty much bullshit to distinguish how functional you are as a person if you're like, "normal". You might score lower than average on this test but it doesn't mean you're less useful or less smart, just that this test was specifically designed to test out issues with pattern recognition in patients who are disabled mentally. It was NEVER meant for "smart" people, it was to figure out what challenges someone has and how to help them.
But I must admit I am an idiot to these kind of things and probably have dyscalculia, so that's why I can't understand wtf I'm doing.

>>214542543
All I know is that I recognize a lot of pedophilic patterns in culture associated with women, purity, virginity, submission, religion, and that even I am not safe from the pollution that sexism has done to our world, both sides. I'll be forever terrified of how the younger an actress or singer looks the more desired she is. I wish I could un-notice some things.

Another day, another problem for Keir.
>>214537629
You are entirely correct, although it's still worth pointing out that the two words are basically synonyms in lay usage. Nobody is super autistic about the difference between the two words (unless they're a clergyman or something).

>>214542851
lass just did a cheeky little bit of tax evasion I don't get what the big deal is

Reminder.
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/191389484/#q191410477
This is why we call him Brune-sama.

>>214542928
Our politicians are supposed to be the best of us, and when they fail to uphold their high standards, must be discarded like yesterday's shrimp shells.

Regardless of the details, you can't be the secretary of state for housing and not pay your housing loicence taxes. That is a level of silliness that simply won't be tolerated in this country.

>>214541819
>pic
Even from seeing the thumbnail I already recognized the artist and know she draws futa. It's over.
By the way, as to answer your question you asked me yesterday about sex toys. I have a fleshlight, some 5 euro chinkshit that my cock does not even fit into if I don't pull the entrance apart when putting it in, and a lovense edge 2.

>>214542253
>I'm a retarded sandnigger
You're probably above 120 at least. That's a mog. You should do the test for the lulz.

>>214542851
>another problem for Keir.
Honestly Keir probably can't spend a day in the office without doing at least 1 (one) fuckup.

>>214543024
What does a high IQ have to do with being called Brune? Idgi.

>>214543085
>Our politicians are supposed to be the best of us
>you can't [...] not pay your housing loicence
this poster is far too Germanic for me to understand, so I'm going to hit you with my Roman stare
consider this your POV

Hello frens, I got bored today so I made a Schiacciata from scratch

Am back from the supermarket, now the weekend truly begins
>>214540595
Wish we had herons but they're only near water

>>214543085
>politicians
>pay taxes
pick one
>>214543166
>I already recognized the artist and know she draws futa. It's over.
How do you recognize gyarusatan dude? WHY do you recognize her? Also yeah her art is nice, I love it when she draws chubby girls.
>fleshlight
>my cock does not even fit into if I don't pull the entrance apart when putting it in
>lovense edge 2
damn, my nigga is a fucking gooner, where do you even store those toys for your parents to not see them? Also the second description sounds very arousing, 10/10. Noice.
I remember hearing about the lovense thingies when I was in the Sexy Audio discord, what did those do again? Were they vibrators that could be controlled online?
>What does a high IQ have to do with being called Brune? Idgi.
I ask the same thing, but I'm an IQlet so there's a lot of things I don't understand.
>>214543510
I'm hungry, I wish I could eat something with meat and maybe cheese... Like a sandwich... Guuuuh...
Or fiiish... I want to eat tuna... Or a salad with eggs and tuna...

>>214543166
The -sama part is the one we call him because of his high IQ.
We call him Brune because he often posted a female politician called Brune Poirson.

>>214544050
How much did you score Andaluzanon? I could probably retake the test again but I know I don't really get it, in other types of intelligence tests I do much better.

>>214543882
>WHY do you recognize her?
I'm a gooner. And I like her artstyle.
>her
Huh, had no idea the artist was a woman.
>where do you even store those toys for your parents to not see them?
Under my bed. Dadberg has not noticed for years that there's something under my bed, but momberg has. Thankfully she is really understanding of personal stuff so she just acknowledges that it's my stuff and she does not even ask me what's there.
>Were they vibrators that could be controlled online?
Yes. I'm not sure whether the edge 2 in particular can be controlled long distance, but it can be controlled via bluetooth. Then again, if it can't be controlled long distance with just the app alone, I know there's a code on github that lets you control someone else's toy even if you're on the other side of the world.
I have that model because it's nice, not because of the bluetooth control thingy. I don't even use it wirelessly, I just use the button on the toy itself.

>>214544050
I see.

>>214544317
>How much did you score Andaluzanon?
134. 1 point above me. Smart ass nigga.

>>214541225
I shall try to not give janny the ammo he needs to ban me

>>214544317
135.

>>214544558
>134. 1 point above me. Smart ass nigga.
Fake news.
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/191351100/#q191357276

>>214544558
There's one particular character she has, named Beryl, she has my exact SAME body type. Maybe my boobs aren't as big but if I push them up they do look like that. I love being able to see bodies that look like mine in erotic art, it's incredible. And she does draw bigger men too, and skinny men, not just the stereotype.
>Huh, had no idea the artist was a woman.
Well, more like they/them, they're nonbinary but I remember I knew her with female pronouns at first, and I knew her 'cause of the Monster Girl Encyclopedia fanarts she'd do. NO I'M NOT A FURRY ISTG
>she just acknowledges that it's my stuff and she does not even ask me what's there.
That's understandable, I personally don't mind the fact that my mom and dad had/have a sexual life, but I would rather not know about it either lol.
>I know there's a code on github that lets you control someone else's toy even if you're on the other side of the world.
Yeah, I remember that due to *reasons*, it was really fun. Must be nice for those people who like doing stuff outside and trying to hide it, or must be nice for those long distance relationships.
Someday I'd like to try a vibrator, but one that doesn't overstimulate my clit preferably. It's too sensitive.
>>214544702
How do you know what you have to be looking for in some of the exercises? I feel like I can't see a coherent pattern in some of the latter images, and have to guess with weird senseless images.
I do have some sensory processing issues even though I do have synesthesia, ironically. Some images, patterns, or flashing images can make me dizzy.

>>214544942
It depends, for some I can think of an explenation and for some others it's just vibes.

>>214544978
Hmm, I wish I could understand it. Feels like it's almost spatial/spacial intuition, and I can be a bit bad at that. At calculating distances and the such... But for some things based on sounds, on stimuli, on emotions, food, and smells, I'm extremely keen and sensitive. I can always smell or hear if there's something weird going on. Monke brain still works.
I've even been able to feel earthquakes before others could feel it.

>>214544702
Sorry for being off by 1 chef and not having an eidetic memory like you do.
Fr fr no cap.

>>214544942
>There's one particular character she has, named Beryl, she has my exact SAME body type.
I'll goon to that character in less than 2 hours. We can discuss things. Just to know what you are willing to give up in order for me not to goon to that. The art of the deal it is called. Learned that from big D.

>>214545555
checked
man it sucks when this happens

In your face !

>>214545372
NIGGA WHAT, BUT YOU SAID I'M TOO FAT FOR YOUR TASTE ONCE, WHAT THE FrICK
>Just to know what you are willing to give up in order for me not to goon to that
I mean you're free to goon, but I at least would like to know what you look like too. Are you tall? Blonde? Twinkish? I also need that information to make a cute drawing of all of us (at least the regulars who I recognize) just 'cause I love this thread.
>Learned that from big D.
"Huh, you look so good, I'd suck on your daddy's dick" said Biggie Smalls. I cannot stop what is yet to come.
>>214545555
...
fuck you ;_;
also checked q-q

>>214542434
>>214543166
>You're probably above 120 at least
Lol fuck no i got 107 which isn't much higher than sandnigger tier IQ. And to make things worse i cheated on the test by using a pen and paper to write the patterns down which I'm pretty sure i shouldn't have done. Maybe i would've been faster if i hadn't cheated and i wouldn't have had to leave at the 25th question that looked like a magic hex recipe but i wouldn't have been able to answer multiple questions without cheating. It's officially over.

>>214541441
What the fug.
It stopped much earlier here.

I didn't stop today, plenty of things to do. Just dropped 150€ on hiking gear.
>>214541819
A lot of girls here wear no bras and it's totally fine. If it's not confortable, might as well do away with them.
I'm absolutely not biased in any whatsoever on the subject.
>>214539130
Cartoon ass head
>>214539882
Enjoy it Momo

>>214545654
Damn I expected better to be desu sorry Misranon.
That's still decent you aren't retarded, just a midwit.

>>214539882
>2 days of rest before getting fugged over next monday
I'll make sure to remind you that I'll be off monday
>Expect a lot of whining on sunday night
why?

>>214546522
>why?
Holy newfagism from you booma

Ayooo there’s a brown goddess staying at my riad.
Also succubus had the biggest cultural shock of her life kek

Did you know that you can still swim in the med sea in September

>>214546115
I've got more heritable diseases than an Askhenazi and none of the IQ. What a rotten hand I've been dealt by fate

>>214546522
Caralho !
Enjoy your days off desu

>>214546747
What about Portukid ?

>>214546090
Moroccan girls will try to have the biggest possible cleavages without bras and poking nipples, but will 100% refuse to show ankles.
Even when buck broken by religion, the female sex always finds a way.

>>214546806
Portunigga loves spicy stuff and cumin, he’s in his lane.

>>214545638
>BUT YOU SAID I'M TOO FAT FOR YOUR TASTE ONCE
Well, you could lose a bit of weight, no offense. Not telling you to become a twig ofc. It's just that you too would feel better about yourself and your health, both mental and physical would improve. I will not nag you though so I won't bring it up.
>but I at least would like to know what you look like too.
I'm 185 cm short. Have light brown hair, and green eyes. I rock short hair rn, but sometimes I let it grow out a bit until it reaches a bit above shoulder area at the back. I have glasses because my eyesight is shit. I shave twice a week most of the time and even if I let it grow for 3 days, I still look almost clean shaven. I have an above average co- uhhh. I mean nose. Oh and I have wide shoulders.
There.

>>214546792
Well, you can technically also swim in winter if it's not frozen.

>>214546797
IQ is not everything and it's worthless anyway. You're a smart ass nigga.

>>214546619
oh shit, for some reason I had saturday in mind (maybe because of my grandma's birthday), thought it was a match or shit like that
I completely understand sunday nigh svffering
>>214546806
thanks
>>214546747
ayoo... he returns home
مشا اللّه
>Ayooo there’s a brown goddess staying at my riad.
described it better gajo, maybe I should visit Morocco
(even bullshited some arabic with a coworker from there)

>>214546855
Have you tried their hot mint chai yet ?

>>214545555
This is literally what happens to me when people talk about Skyrim and Minecraft being "childhood" games, and these people are like 27.

>>214547132
Those were the times!

>>214546797
Same, nigga, same. Inherited the emotional instability, autismo and mental illnesses of my parents, together with the probability of hypertension and diabetes, but... The good thing is I'm violent and willing to do what I need to survive. I like being impulsive like my parents are, ironically.
>>214546090
I mean, it's okay if you're not wearing a bra, but if your nipples are standing up and they're VERY noticeable I will just... Not know how to stare. And it feels intentional sometimes. Like you just know what I'm talking about, not about the girls who are casually shopping for something at the supermarket with a tank top and a sweater on. I'm talking about going to college with no bra and a shirt that just shows the entire shape of it.
>>214546820
I've legit felt aroused at seeing muslim girls with their beautiful makeup and their fancy clothes over seeing naked girls spreading it all out. It's all about teasing and seduction imo. And being careful.
>>214546926
>It's just that you too would feel better about yourself and your health
I'm not denying that, but you- But- But the character Gyarusatan's drawn is -literally- how I look like at the moment. Are you implying you COULD (or rather, will) masturbate to how I look at the moment or what? I feel I won't be able to sleep if I don't get the answers.
THE NUMBERS, THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!
>sometimes I let it grow out a bit until it reaches a bit above shoulder area at the back
>tfw you will never sodomize magyarino and make him scream like a whore with his cute brown hair
grim
>EYEGLASSES
Please imagine the sound of a sharp inhale and a sigh. And sweaty palms.
>co- nose
Niiiice, I wonder if that myth about noses and feet's sizes being related to male genitalia's sizes is true at all. Kinda feels like it might be.

>>214547184
>Not know how to stare. And it feels intentional sometimes.
I WILL stare and they don't care, because they feel better. It's win win really.

>>214547037
Sundays have always felt slightly depressing for me, ever since I was a kid. Bro wtf why was I always sad as a kid for fuck's sake, everything reminded me of the fact I would someday die and that my time in this life is limited and that many of my dreams would never come to be. Sunday was a reminder of another week I wasted and I WASN'T EVEN 12 AT THE TIME WTF.
>>214547132
I refuse to believe 2016 was almost 10 years ago. I want to throw myself off a cliff.
>>214547267
But I'm a woman, they'd probably feel weird about me staring. And sometimes they do say stuff like "What are you looking at?!" and I'm like
LADY YOUR MAMMARY GLANDS ARE POKING OUT AT ME, TAKE THE GUNS DOWN MA'AM

>>214547037
Tall, slim, good hips, small but tight and bubbly ass, a good pair of boobas, quite perky from the looks of it, brown almond shaped eyes dark brown fuzzy hair, caught in a bun, full lips, looks like some godly mix of nafri, white and blackie.
And when I say tall, it’s 180cm or something.
Went to the pool and took my polo off in front of her and the succubus got mad jealous.

>>214547118
Pic related my nigga.

>>214547184
Muslim gals are definitely on the teasing side.

>>214546747
Please buy her and bring her home for me!
>>214546820
>the female sex always finds a way.
Kinda funny of thousand of years of oppression failed thanks to this one lil' trick

>>214547403
Also sneak peek of me KEK
Didn’t check the reflection, I’m losing qualities.

>>214542434
11 mins left, I was bored and half assed it after question 30, and didn’t review anything with the time left.
Down from my previous score, I’m getting dumb.

>>214547299
>they'd probably feel weird about me staring
way less than a guy probably
>And sometimes they do say stuff like "What are you looking at?!"
skill issue, you gotta learn to see without looking.
>>214547403
You just found the cure for racism

>>214547184
Naw nigga you don't get it i have a few deformed vertebrae in my spine from birth which gave me scoliosis after puberty, heart defect (MVP), connective tissue disorder that made me have to wear metal shoes all day long for a year-ish after i first learned how to walk (i could only walk on the sides of my feet cuz my ligaments were fucked up), juvenile glaucoma, an insane genetic predisposition to cancer (already had cancer at 13) that's the primary cause of death in my paternal line among other things.

I'm basically the genetic equivalent of a wad of nitroglycerin on a hot plate ready to explode at the slightest provocation which is IMO worse than the Tay Sachs and Ehlers Danlos shit Ashkenazim get, and i didn't even get any of the average 120IQ genes. Thanks for nothing, Miss Fortune you dirty whore

>>214547172
This is the song that plays in my head whenever I remember the Sega Dreamcast or how £5 notes used to be made of paper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozCoq4osSwk
>>214547299
>I refuse to believe 2016 was almost 10 years ago. I want to throw myself off a cliff.
You will need a bigger cliff in 2036 when you realise that it was 20 years ago.
Assuming you are not fighting bugmen with gauss rifles in the Climate Wars by then.

>>214547403
Well, is it tasty ?

>>214547403
computer, enhance on tea pot
>that description
damn nigga
also, I hope you are enjoying some tajine and couscous, shit is cash

Passport acquired.

>>214547403
I would not have sex with you for like 2 months after the incident if you were my partner, kek. Poor succubus, give her to me and I'll make her happy ;)))
Googoo gaga bitch, I'm gonna suck on her boobs.
>Muslim gals are definitely on the teasing side.
Absolutely, there's this ASMR artist who mannn, her face is so pretty. Annura's ASMR, and her voice too. I love women I love women hnngh.
BUT I must admit I don't like making my partner jealous in front of them. I can admire someone else, but making a move like that feels horrible for me.
>>214547494
Nigga I scored 97, I'm a fucking retard. At least I know I'm not gonna reproduce, this cursed bloodline dies with me lmao.
>>214547544
Scoliosis means you have a thicker BUSSY to show off, but, fuck. I'm so so sorry for all of that, Egyptbro... I know how hard and how shitty it is having genetic defects and feeling sorry for yourself for things you can't control. And even doubting wanting to have kids due to these issues. If anything, I think it's more impressive when someone with shitty genes or conditions manages to survive over someone with more easy mode genes.
Like yeah okay a blonde big boobed woman can get a good man easily BUT I CAN FISTFIGHT A (black) BEAR, I CAN BITE THE SHIT OUT OF A MAN'S JUGULAR AND WIN, I'VE EATEN RAW MEAT AND CHICKEN AND DIDN'T DIE, I DON'T CARE, AAAAAAAAHHH *harpy noises*

>>214547544
That’s some tough luck.
I’m bound to die of a heart attack or diabetes (the cause of death of ALL my close male ancestors). It’s why I try to stay healthy.

>>214547614
>

>>214547644
Yes, but putting sugar in it kills the flavour completely. So never put sugar in it.

>>214547648
Ate some tagine with lamb, potatoes, peas and curry today. I will keep searching for the heavenly tagine - lamb meatballs with egg on top, with pepper and extra spicy tomato sauce.

>>214547759
>succubus
>not having sex
I suffer, you see.

>>214534915
>women are bros
The handshake is hella cringe

>>214547679
Where are you going?

>>214547184
>Are you implying you COULD (or rather, will) masturbate to how I look at the moment or what?
Yes. And I will goon to gyarusatan's other characters too.
>EYEGLASSES
They look like shit on me though. I look much better with contact lenses, but I wear glasses most of the time.

>>214547544
Fucking hell, masri.

>>214547759
Also I didn’t do “a move”, I had to do it because I had to take the little one by hand to the pool or he would probably drown.

>>214534628 (OP)
Coffee is overrated

>>214547867
Same sister, I want to do Lasik as soon as possible

>>214547544
Damn, sorry to hear that brother. I hope it won't impede your life much more than it has already has. At least you were born at the right time to get treated well.
>>214547820
>hella
cringe
>>214547898
you're overrated

>>214547988
I'll fucking batter you Pierre, meet me outside Le Grégg in Lyon in 10 minutes

>>214547614
If I get to 2036 I'm gonna convert into satanism and hold rituals and sacrifices for the glory of our Lord Satan out of spite to God for not killing me faster. God damn it, so many times I TRIED, I WANT TO QUIT LIFE!
>>214547796
>I’m bound to die of a heart attack or diabetes
I always knew I'd die from suicide! Or a heart attack due to stress, so I don't worry! If I'm gonna die anyways, at least I should make my time on this Earth pleasant for me and who's surrounding me.
>succubus
>not having sex
>I suffer, you see.
One man ignores his treasure while another (wo)man looks for an opportunity to strive. Watch your back bro.
>>214547867
>Yes. And I will goon to gyarusatan's other characters too.
THAT'S A CONFESSION NIGGA I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME AS ATTRACTIVE SINCE I HAD TO LOSE WEIGHT?! WHAT?!
>I wear glasses most of the time.
My fetish IS dominating nerdy boys no matter if they're lanky or big or muscular. Watch your fucking back brother, I'm gonna oil you up in the next /med/ meeting when I become a millionaire and visit Europe.
>>214547871
Aaah, okay, okay, that's understandable then. Sex is allowed BUT I would let my BPD instincts kick in and (consent was not involved) you until your dick came off.
Like "Aaaah, looking at other girls, eh? TAKE THIS (reverse mating press)"

Might be skipping the walk again today.

>>214548040
It's a bit far, I can't make it sadly. Also I have things to do uhhhh... like... I gotta clean the dishes.

>>214547796
>I’m bound to die of a heart attack or diabetes
Same for me too, I think (the heart attack part, nobody in my family has diabetes).
Either that or bowel cancer due to all the processed slop I eat. Maybe I will die like my hero H.P. Lovecraft - in excruating agony at the ripe old age of 46.

>>214548369
Stop being fat, dying of a heart attack is a good way to go, if early, dying of cancer is an awful one.

>>214548373
I'm actually too busy to be horny. No time to rub one out

>>214548369
My family on my dad's side also has a history of heart problems, my granddad died of a heart attack back then, it's one of the reasons why I incelrun and work out in general

Yep, skipped.

Not
>>214547826
Japan in about a year, but I'm getting paperwork ready so I can turn everything in December.

>>214548429
Being fat is an excellent way to die of heart attacks though.
I want to be like James Gandolfini - gorge myself on food and alcohol, then drop dead in a hotel bathroom and be found by my son.
>>214548503
Do you get incelcheckups on your cardiovascular system too?

>>214549140
Don’t forget to sex a Portuguese cutie and produce a son before that then.

>>214542102
God FUCKING damnit, I spent forever on the 25th question because I forgot the amount of exercises and didn't think to skip to the next few to see how I'd do. Suppose that's about right.

WHY IS IT SO COLD AAAGGRGRGH
>>214549353
Don't worry about it man, intelligence isn't measured just by pattern recognition in weird shapes that serve no purpose, in the end. Skill, correct use and combination of acquired knowledge, wisdom, previous experiences, and a lot more stuff ends up making what is regarded as intelligence.
And even intelligent people fuck up majorly, maybe even more than dumb people, since they tend to have bigger responsabilities.
>>214549140
>I want to be like James Gandolfini - gorge myself on food and alcohol, then drop dead in a hotel bathroom and be found by my son.
I hope I'll die like I almost died on December 9th of 2023, it was terrifying at first because it felt like a horrible panic attack (and it began like that), and then evolved into a chest angina. At some point I just felt like I couldn't keep fighting anymore and just gave up, and was ready to pass out on the hospital floor.
Death isn't that scary if it's quick at least.

>>214549286
Unfortunately, Portuguese girls will not let me touch them - however, I have come up with a solution to this problem (learning astral projection so that my dreamself can have sex with them in the aether while I'm asleep).
It has yet to result in pregnancy.
>>214549537
>I hope I'll die like I almost died on December 9th of 2023, it was terrifying at first because it felt like a horrible panic attack (and it began like that), and then evolved into a chest angina. At some point I just felt like I couldn't keep fighting anymore and just gave up, and was ready to pass out on the hospital floor.
Why did you almost die on December 9th 2023? If you're going to die, at least do it in January, after you've opened your Christmas presents.

>>214549537
I am mad not at the number of the score, I am mad at my lack of attention to an important detail which is more indicative of my intelligence.

>>214549353
My IQlet twin :). I think the wisest person here was probably Maltabro who didn't take the test because we probably knew what the results were gonna be before we took it but we let our curiosity get the better of us. But Maltabro was wise enough to deny the urge to do it and therefore spared himself the humiliation of forever being known ITT as an IQlet like we both undoubtedly will be for the rest of our days. If only we were so wise...

>>214549800
Donate sperm in Portugal.

>>214549930
We are not all spermchads, B-noogie. I doubt I meet the requirements for being a sperm donor in any country.
Unless you meant to write "donate" in quotation marks, in which case I will have to wait for the return of hotter weather, when Portuguese girls will be bathing in water fountains again.

J'ai trouvé la solution au probléme
De la gueule de bois
Je reste dans la fête, bourré
Jusqu'á six heures du matin
Et quand le soleil se léve
On va au coin de la rue
Danser avec les potes
á coups de vin
et de cochonneries
>>214549800
>learning astral projection so that my dreamself can have sex with them in the aether while I'm asleep
I unironically have bookmarked a doujinshi that literally has that as a plot, but with a ghost astral projecting. It's really cute though.
>Why did you almost die
I guess I was just too stressed and accumulating nerves, I was under pressure due to my ex's family constantly nagging and threatening me and my then-partner to kick me out of the apartment cause I didn't do well in college, and it was the end of the year, something just happened and I got a horrible panic attack out of nowhere. I wasn't thinking about anything that was going on but my heart started racing and my blood pressure increased from my usual 72~88 systolic to 144/92 sys/diastolic in less than two hours.
I guess I just knew something bad was going to happen soon, and... A month later I broke up with my ex. I was angry at him because he didn't rush the doctors while I was at the empty hospital, being barely able to breathe. I waited for like an hour and a half until the doctors finally arrived to treat me.
>>214549807
I can't focus for long periods, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm not smart, just that my energy isn't as constant as other people's. If anything, the fact that we can do so good WITHOUT being able to concentrate (I literally did the test in like... 8 minutes approx) means we might be smarter than the average person. Just a bit challenged in attention span.

>>214550141
TRVKE, I doubt eating flying saucers for dinner is good for your sperm count.

>>214547951
I'm too afraid of the risks to get surgery done on my eyes. My sight has improved a bit too over the past two years (I think my left eye improved from needing -5.50 lenses to only -4.50). Maybe it's going to get even better as time passes, who knows.

>>214548051
Coomed twice btw. Started off with gyarustan's art, then went to milf porn on r34, and coomed. Then I started watching milf striptease on xvideos and coomed again. With those two cooms I coomed a total of 4 or 5 times today.
Thought you'd like to know. You're welcome.

>>214550236
Bodied that freak.

>>214550264
Stupid coomer.
If you were not giving the ick to women you would struggle to get hard or cum probably.

>>214550322
>If you were not giving the ick to women you would struggle to get hard or cum probably.
Huh?

>>214550374
Real sex is not like gooning, you should know that as a sexhaver.
Many people that masturbate too much/hard struggle irl
But since you're a youngling, it might still work

>>214550581
>Real sex is not like gooning, you should know that as a sexhaver.
No shit, I just did not understand what you meant to imply fr fr.
>Many people that masturbate too much/hard struggle irl
Nigga I struggle irl. Idk what makes you think I don't.
>inb4 muh shekels
Good, at least the gubbernmint can take it back when I die alone.
>youngling
Ehem... I'm OLD.

>>214550408
I will go there next year. Teehee.

>>214550213
>check the aforementioned video
LMAO

>>214550667
I'd like to live there if I were rich

>>214550374
Gooncel robbed of his braincels live.
>>214550667
He implied that you're fucking your little guy up gooning (even worse if hardgripping) so much. Next time you're inside some hot wet taint, you might stay soft as a sponge if you're not careful

>>214550808
Bodied that gooner.

>>214550704
Undiluted GEM

@booma please send me all your brazilian shitpost videos when you can, I love the zacarias sorvete video, the siri fazendo barra, uma barata verde, james and the fruit salad, i love Brasil, meu Brasil Brasileiro
>>214550264
nigga what are we, is this incest? is this a confession? is it just cooming material?
also why the milf porn? what's gotten you into milfs now? lmao
>coomed 4 or 5 times
bruh your dick is gonna fall off, how do some of you manage to cum so many times in a week? I can barely get to cum on my own but if I cum I can't walk straight for like 30 mins at least...
If I'm having actual sex with someone I love it is way easier for me to cum, but alone, I just can't.
>You're welcome.
I don't know if I should be confused, blushing, gobsmacked or all of the previous mentioned. I literally asked for your discord so we wouldn't spam the thread with gooning talk, I can goon all day without masturbating at all kek.
>>214550667
>I'm OLD
Are you IMPLYING that I'm a MILF then? Weren't you 23? lol

>>214551087
>what's gotten you into milfs now
>now

>>214546052
how soulless of you France
anyway church burials were banned in 1835 after the libtards won the libtard wars

>>214551126
I was just surprised he looked for hot MILFs when we were talking about chubby animoo girls that somehow, coincidentally, look similarly to me kek. I'm still not a MILF no matter how motherly I can be, but man would I suck on my own boobs if I produced milk~ Heeheeeeh~
oh god the gooner disease is inFECTING MEEEEE

I LOVE having women in my beloved thread!

>>214551280
>

>>214551200
They were full doe
Churches fill fast

>>214551280
This is a male only safespace.
Women should evacuate the premises.

>>214550408
Looks like heaven. I'm sure it's full of jeets now.

>>214551280
Oh boy, there it begins. Alright, alright, I'll tone it down, don't get your panties in a twist.

>got hard again
IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>214550808
>Gooncel robbed of his braincels live.
Dumb horny sluts don't need brains. It is what it is, sweetie.
>He implied that you're fucking your little guy up gooning (even worse if hardgripping) so much
The gooning will stop when the bergs come back home in some days.

>>214551087
>nigga what are we
Shitposters.
>Are you IMPLYING that I'm a MILF then? Weren't you 23? lol
No, you're a girl so that's different. I'm OLD but you are young.
>I don't know if I should be confused, blushing, gobsmacked or all of the previous mentioned.
Confused probably. I just posted my gooning journey because I was baiting for (you)s fr fr.
>also why the milf porn? what's gotten you into milfs now? lmao
I got bored of 2d. And I prefer watching 40+ milf porn over younger girls.

>>214551578
>Shitposters.
It was fun shitposting while it lasted, heh. I'll try to avoid talking about sexual themes to not piss off the poor innocent lads kek.
This thread can get a little bit slow at times, so I just like talking about anything that comes to my mind to have fun. Porn doesn't really please me that much, and masturbating can get boring. I just like eroticism 'cause it's pretty. Should probably watch that Summertime Rendering anime you guys were talking about, but it feels sad watching others have fun while I'm stuck alone at home.
>>214551752
>implying there's women in 4chan

>>214550667
>Good, at least the gubbernmint can take it back when I die alone.
Why not write a will when you feel the reaper approaching to give it something you care about like the local synagogue, a charity (80% will go towards funding the managers' seaside mansions in Cali but still), a research institute like the NCBI or Sloan Kettering, a hospital like the aforementioned Sloan or MD Anderson or Dana Farber or something? I'll probably bequeath whatever shekels i have left before i meet HaShem to the church or one of its associated funds to help diasporoids GTFO the Shittle East and to Muttland. Oh about that we usually don't run away to EVROPA when shit goes south here because it has way too many Muslims, we mostly just fuck off to NA especially Burgerland. Why not give your shekels to something you care about more than the gooberment?

>>214551280
she is so fucking annoying

Going to a restaurant tonight. Gonna get full enough to traumatize my toilets tonight.

>>214552495
No! Bad Gironde, bad!

Have fallen for a Sardinian girl
She’s headed home in a few months
Should I move to Sardinia? She says there’s bandits there in the middle
Can I become a bandit

>>214552648
says the guy who's eating spicy tajine right now heheh
>>214552694
You have to eat casu marzu to become a bandit.
You tell me if the pussy is worth it

>>>/gif/29394068
>>>/gif/29394722

>>214553105
The SPICIEST (doesn’t hold a candle to spicy Sichuan chink food by the way).

Ħitan kbar;
ħitan setgħana.
X'qawwa għandhom
is-swar tagħna.

Periti internazzjonali -
Ungeriżi u Arġentinjani.
Arkitettura maestuża,
b'ġebel tqil u safrani.

Balal, bombi, razzi, u missili
ixħtu kemm tridu għax għalxejn.
Anzi waddbu kemm tiflħu,
ħalli tmutu intkom bid-dejn!

Today's training.
3-3-0 tempo bench press 1x2, 2x1 with 150 kg, 2x3, 1x4 with 130 kg.
Incline bench press 3x8 with 95 kg.
Dumbbell OHP 3x8 with 30 kg.
Tricep extensions 3x12 with 45 kg.

Today I went heavy on the bench press to test if I was right on my RIR estimations and I was correct, the 150 single was supposed to have 1 RIR and it had that, and the triples were also supposed to have 1 RIR and they had that.

>>214552181
>a charity (80% will go towards funding the managers' seaside mansions in Cali but still)
>you care about like the local synagogue
Local 'gogue would probably use the amount to teach kids about the holocaust kek. No way I'm giving them any money.
Of course I would write a will though, no way I'm letting the gubbernmint take my money.

>>214553259
Indeed, momo. By the way, you should watch some summertime render instead of browsing /gif/.

>>214553991
Okay I'll do it, Shinpei can't go back in time as much as he wants

>>214553573
no casting spells here

>>214553868
Kinda crazy how you can push lifting in a way so precise and mathematic.
I wonder how early strongmen would react if you were to bring them to your sesh
I think they'd be hyped to see the amount of machines and technique.

It's really cold here even though the sun is out. Or at least I feel really cold for some reason. I wonder how I'll manage tomorrow at night since I have a dinner and a party to attend.

>>214554159
Yeah if some guy that started training very early saw the equipment today they would be amazed.
If they saw the steroids maybe some of them would be horrified too.

>>214554163
I mean it's wintertime down there, soon it'll be our turn, it's much colder now which I like

>>214554048
I liked that detail, it increases the tension because the plot can't be that Shinpei dies 1000 times until he finds a way to break the cycle.

>>214554163
Is it spring in the south hemisphere now?
>>214554363
>steroids maybe some of them would be horrified too.
Yeah for sure. If they saw the absolute jacked up veiny units hiding in the darkest corners of some gyms they'd lose it. How early steroids are anyway? 60s?

>>214554524
Yeah shadows messed up with his save states

>>214553868
To me it seems like you're enjoying doing db shoulder press lately. I mean, you did not switch back to neither bb nor machine yet.

>>214554528
>How early steroids are anyway? 60s?
Testosterone was first isolated and later synthetized in 1935, but it wasn't until the 50s when it was known outside of a few scientists, so most bodybuilders before the 50s are most likely natty.
The Soviet Union started state sponsored doping for their Olympic athletes I think in the 50s or so already.

>>214554562
I like it, but I also like the machine OHP, I like changing accesories every once in a while, exercise variety is a small thing overall but I think it helps a little, so I'll probably stick with DB OHP for a few months.
Also, I do barbell on Wednesdays.

>>214554363
Ask the ai how would those ancient greek lifters do with modern stuff

We are playing against Estonia tonight, hopefully we will win without problems

>>214554891
Genetically they weren't different to us, so they would do like we do.

>>214554901
We play against Ukraine, we're leading 1-0

>>214543024
I had an epiphany while doing the needful (sharting), this sentence:
>"I hope I don't come as showing off because of my great result in the test, I really consider you (and other /med/ders) to be intelligent and capable people just like me."

Is basically the exact same as a 8-9/10 instagram model replying to a comment from a young dumpy and probably fiercely insecure girl saying: "Awww sweetie everyone is beautiful! And it's what's on the inside that matters not your external looks! You rock girl!!" As if her looks don't matter when they clearly do. So my question is have i been unfair to females all my life by getting unreasonably pissed whenever i see female cope and bullshit like this or is this just normal neurotypical behavior to both signal desirable traits (int, beauty, etc) without incurring the social costs of coming across as arrogant or boastful? In other words is this female coded Copium™ or is this just normgroid shit?

>>214554901
*slip*

>>214554961
Yeah but they were mogging people back then

>>214555496
You must be happy momo

>>214554862
>I like changing accesories every once in a while
Sure. I just meant that if you disliked db shoulder press that much, you would have probably dropped it after 2 or 3 sessions.
Talking about lifting, I kinda wish we had a viking press machine in the gym fr fr. Seems like fun.

>>214555772
That's a femoid thing, masri. If there's a group of let's say 8 femoids, they will all tell each other how good their hair/fits are. But if even 1 femoid leaves, the remaining 7 will all diss the hair/outfit of that one telling each other how shit she looked.

>>214555963
Not really but I would kinda be if we win tonight, it's always good to start the qualifications with a win

Thanks Portugal

>>214556458
Women are strange creatures

>>214556551
Look at their quintessentially portuguese faces. Francisco and Lourenço have struck again.

>>214556458
I already know about that i was asking about this particular flavor of humble bragging (I'm not saying it's a bad thing that he's bragging, i mean the man has a right to he's in the top 99% percentile ffs), especially mixed with the whole "Don't feel bad if you aren't as smart/beautiful as me. It's not like it matters anyways teehee" that females especially (?) seem to do to not be called a stuck up bitch. Was i being unfair to them in thinking only they brag like this instead of the simple and direct male way of "Yes I'm better than you. Are you jealous?" ? I should probably ask in a less autistic place than this but still

Coon Town.

>>214556946
Stop tempting me, I've managed to stop eating Haribo slop a year ago but I fear I might cave in to the addicition again at any second.

>>214556995
Idk honestly, I'm too neurodivergent for this type of thing.

>>214557298
Haribo squidgies are absolutely goated. Could slam those almost every day.
>I might cave in to the addicition again at any second.
You can use the extra calories to stop being victim weight.

>>214557298
Those peach rings taste so good, it's not my fault

>>214557412
>>214557544
It's not weight gain I'm worried about, this shit destroys your teeth and testosterone production.
But God damn I could eat some dragibus right now

>>214557698
I know added sugar is le bad. However, if it is so bad, how the hell does andalussy lift that much despite slamming 24 kinder bars? Apparently 1 bar has more than 6 g of sugar.

>>214556792
He looks happy

CATNIGGA!
>>214555825

>>214559601
Thought you had gone to bed so it was safe to post cat pictures on outer /int/. Quite discheesed by the current state of affairs.

>>214559785
Ngl I saved that pic first so I could post it for (you) tomorrow, it was only some seconds later that I saw you replied to that post. Kek
>Thought you had gone to bed
Oh, I am going now. I can already tell I'm going to sleep really well. Goodnight, sweetheart.

>>214559785
>Male blanket octopuses have a large arm in a spherical pouch modified for mating. During mating, this arm is detached, and kept by the female in her mantle cavity until used for fertilisation. The male almost certainly dies shortly after mating.
ACK
>There is competition between the males; multiple male arms have been found in the mantle cavity of females.
Slut multi-killing those faggots

>>214559984
>mfw just got spoilers for the thread tomorrow
Time to hit the betting markets with this insider knowledge.
>>214560035
Sex is the greatest joy that can ever possibly be experienced, so there isn't much point continuing to live once you've had it. The octopus has it right.

>>214560035
Check a picture of how they mate. Males literally brainfuck the females.

Qt fr*nch girl idling by the pool and dipping her bare feet in the cold water, while drinking menthol tea and reading a book. Great legs, but the remaining body is quite squarish with small hips and booba. Her man is literally the manchild meme (the picture with the quirk chungus).

>>214560428
I double dog dare you to send your wife over to the pool girl and see if she can seduce her.

>>214554395
>>214554528
Oh gosh I fell super asleep, I finally feel like I'm not gonna get cold again. Guess I didn't sleep too well last night. It is winter right now in the southern hemisphere but winter is different for each country and location. Where I live it gets really dry, cold and windy in the winter.
>>214560632
The quirk chungus looks like Chris-chan...

>>214560632
>dog
This place is cat central, catnigga.
Every corner has a cat purring meowing, craving for food of playing with each other.

I could fill one of these right now.

>>214560632
This bitch divorced him and became alesbian by the way.

>>214560820
>The quirk chungus looks like Chris-chan...
Well, that boy certainly does have his fair share of quirks.
>>214561433
I remember wheeling these home as a child to put inside our heater (before we had central heating), and then wheeling the bottles back to the shop again. Gods, I was strong then.
>>214561143
>Every corner has a cat purring meowing, craving for food of playing with each other.
The plane crashed on the way to nafriland and you died. You're now in Heaven.

>>214561433
M-maltanon? What does this mean?
Maltanon?
>>214561586
I wonder what became of him.
>>214561602
Oh no, I mean the female figure. Looks strangely like a trans... person.

>>214561602
>nafriland
It's called "Le Bled".

Ooh, I wonder what Magyaranon would think of this, it's in spanish but it's a recipe for a Hungarian dish. I want to make it but I'll make beef (well, chicken meat) stroganoff for my friends this 26. I want a job so that I can cook whatever I want...
https://youtube.com/shorts/hw3sihohxPA

>>214559944
luv ingerland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGrES89AKz4
simple as

>>214556551
slander against two fine portuguese folks