Thread 211719469

Boing boing boing edition

Ancienne edition: >>211675153

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>>211716631
She knows no one in the village where we live because she works in another one and I'm the only person who is able to introduce her to coworkers from the village we live in.
>>211716914
I'm obviously not good because normal people don't struggle with all of this.
>>211717006
>Your mistake was not making her pregnant
She unironically wants so bad to be a mom one day. She would be still a massive normie.
>>211718122
Let's see what happens, if we leave it I wouldn't be surprised and totally okay with it. She doesn't get along with me now because I basically can't catch up the normie lifestyle she craves (having friends, having details with her, being focused on daily routines...)
>btw she's probably cheating on you.
our problems go other way, the relationship would be over already if I had the slight suspiciousness.

Mashing some potatoes.

>>211719554
Damn.

>>211719622
>She knows no one in the village where we live because she works in another one
How far away? She can meet with people there, coworkers or whatever, sounds like everything is a problem for her

And anyway she can go out and meet people in your village without you being by her side can't she? Menuda loca te ha tocado

>>211719469 (OP)
she's 16 o algo

Dunno what to eat for lunch, not that hungry because of pancakes but still a tad bit hungry

>>211719935
Spaghetti aglio olio e peperoncino

>>211719933
Twice... so legal

I regret not losing weight in anticipation of summer. The flesh suffers for the sins of the mind.
>>211719935
A 2XL lamb doner kebab wrap with extra mayonnaise, and for desert, three white chocolate kinder bueno bars.

>>211719935
Mash some potatoes.

>>211719781
>How far away? She can meet with people there, coworkers or whatever, sounds like everything is a problem for her
30-35 minutes by car. She only stays there in the morning which is when she works.
>>211719781
>And anyway she can go out and meet people in your village without you being by her side can't she?
Yes, but she wants to be a friends with other young people whom she can relate instead of boomers.
>Menuda loca te ha tocado
Creeme que las hay muchísimo peores.

>>211719469 (OP)
She's 32yo you sick fuck.

>cat doing her hungry meows(I can tell the difference, they're shorter and higher pitch)
>pause game and go downstairs, she follows closely behind
>bowl was already full, she just didn't check or something
>starts purring and eating in front of me and acts like there's nothing wrong with calling someone over just to watch her eat
why did I have to get such a silly feline bint?
on a more positive note she's stopped shedding winter fur last week, that was getting quite annoying

>>211720115
>>211720158
>>211720294
Out of these 3, spaghetti looks more suited

>>211720357
Perhaps she expects ineptitude from you - an assumption born from too many days of visiting a shrimpless food bowl.
>on a more positive note she's stopped shedding winter fur last week, that was getting quite annoying
Whenever my cat used to start moulting, I would comb her and collect the hair, roll it into a ball and flick it into my sister's face.

>>211720698
>flick it into my sister's face
That's a Zased.

>>211720698
Now your cat is dead and you no longer have to do that, luckily

>>211721094
Too fat.

>>211721102
The thread of prophecy has been severed.
Death will come for us one day too.

>>211721132
She's perfect

>>211721094
too big

>>211721401
Gay

>>211721401
>>>/wsg/5898956

>>211721094
Too fat and too big.

Sad to see that only Moselle (apart from Catnigga) remains as the high T poster in /med/. Heat must have nuked your hormones or something.

>>211720698
>flick it into my sister's face.
Lmao.

>>211721094
Girls like that balloon and become obese very soon

>>211722338
Finally a straight poster
>>211722341
Well for the time being let's feast our eyes on it

>>211722369
>Finally a straight poster
Brother.... Don't you recognize me...

hello
I will waste 24hours of my life this weekend

>>211722338
too much sloppfest makes people sωy

Splitting headache from drinking port wine yesterday, it’s horrible.

>>211722338
Yes, being attracted to fat women is truly a signifier of high test and not a signifier of being fucked up in the brain.

This is the only right kind of fat.

>>211722556
>I will waste 24hours of my life this weekend
RIP

>>211722651
>fat
She's overweight sure, but definitely not fat.

>>211722338
If I had it my way, all women would be 30 feet tall and weigh 11,000kg.

>>211722708
Too fat.

>>211722850
The perfect women has a bmi between 19 and 21.

>>211722951
What the history books don't tell you is that nordic specimen like her raped anglo-saxon bois into submission then took them back to scandinavia as their boiwives.

>>211722850
I have bad news, sister: overweight = fat

>>211722708
wypipo would lie and kill in order to have access to this specimen

>>211723330
Straight people*
Gays too.

>>211722556
>ω
That's a fancy ωμέγα you have there, friend.

>>211723291
The history books will not tell you that, but I bet certain doujins and AO3 stories will.

>>211721094
Hard agree with the others. Too big and soulless.
>>211722338
If anything, you should be glad we're not into fat booba girls, more for you.

Making fast progress in BG3. My team is starting to get OP.
I don't die as much as I did in DOS2

>>211723421
to avoid the forbidden word

>>211723824
Somegay?

>>211723875
Onions

>>211723824
nigger?

>>211723993
Garlic?

>>211725023
>Sorry, you're old. Time to go jack black mode as the usual powershitter does
They know about his advanced age

It's over

Bit late we had the first real summer day here of 25 degrees or more, we are /med/ now

>>211724185
Lovely

>>211719469 (OP)
Why did French mog the Japanese in their own genre

>>211725871
More common than you think.

@Andalucia
What the actual fuck is the point of the maltese press?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1olgSb1bNxo

What a terrible games dying light 2 is.
Three hour tutorial I can't bring myself to complete.
Next time make it a separate game mode instead of forcing me to use stealth and follow a talking npc.

>>211726213
To publish click bait articles.

>>211719469 (OP)
Is Mediterranean still about fucking boys?

That's what happens when you watch too much anime

>>211726500
We are no longer gay.

>>211726537
Sad

>>211726500
>>211727095

Saturday almost over and tomorrow I'll have to spend the afternoon at sister's again and then it's another tiresome week at the cagie

Why are anglos like this?

>>211727246
Thanks for pumping my stonks. I'll be going to the thermal spa on monday after lifting.

i dont think i will be able to post here tomorrow because they cut our internet for week during the bac exams fuck this cunt

>>211727471
>they cut our internet for week during the bac exams
wtf?

>>211727534
its true this week is the most dreaded week in every algerian's life. atleast internet should be back in the evening everyday. All we can do is hope they made it so we can atleast use computers and maybe only block phones

>>211727471
Who is "they"? How can they just cut your internet? Will you receive compensation for it?

>>211727645
mr.catnigga unlike firsties we only have one internet provider and thats a government owned company so they cut all our internet for a week to prevent cheating in a silly high school exam...not even anything like an ultra special national exam in china or something to get to a prestigious university or whatever this is just goofy

Someone sent us a building permit for a triangle house at the cagie

>>211727246
Fucking sucks huh? I can relate, I got some gay ass days at work at the beginning of the week.
Tuesday I'm leading an important business meeting for the whole day...

>>211727742
how do they know who is and isn't in school?
and doesn't mobile data exist in Algeria?

>>211727909
Thank god I don't have your business meetings, I'd off myself if I did. Also can't take days off for summer because coworkers already took them so I'll have to wait for the end of august, early september.

>>211727742
>mr.catnigga unlike firsties we only have one internet provider and thats a government owned company so they cut all our internet for a week to prevent cheating in a silly high school exam.
That's weird as fuck. What if you have people in your household who work from home and need internet access? Never heard of such a thing in my life.

>>211727926
They cut the internet nation wide portugal bro. Even companies dont get internet. The country literally stops functioning for 5 days from morning to evening

>>211728017
well fuck them i guess. they can get their internet in the evening. Companies during this week resort to phone calls to communicate instead of the internet

>>211728084
that is quite possibly the most retarded fucking thing I've ever heard
and state-run internet providers?
serious question: is your country run by mentally handicapped communist monkeys?

you what we did? we just confiscated cellphones at the door and left them in a box, then we had two teachers in the room while the exams were taken
almost as if you can stop cheating in highschool tests without shutting down the economy and costing billions in missing work hours

>>211728084
>mfw algerioids would rather shut down their entire economy for a week than ask students to put their phones in a box before the exam starts and have an old retired man slowly walk around the room for 2 hours.

Discovering Algerian autism in 2k25

>>211728380
It is in fact run by retarded apes. What happened was the exam tests kept getting leaked by teachers and people who transported the exam to the school (they were bribed) so the students would just solve the test in advance before taking it. Instead of dealing with it properly they just straight up cut the internet for an entire work week every year. It has been 8 years like this btw.

>>211728494
That's not the problem. The exams were leaked by the people making them and the ones transporting them. See post above

Ate more than a kg of watermelon so far today. Feeling absolutely silly rn.

>>211727471
Make sure you post here when the internet comes back and tell us how much fishies you caught.
>Even companies dont get internet. The country literally stops functioning for 5 days from morning to evening
You MENA niggas are weird as fuck, then again I also have to say this.
VGGGGHHHHH SOVL OVERLOAD

>>211728627
im now apparently considered the fish guy of /med/. i accept this honorable title

>>211728540
investigating who leaked what? looking at their bank accounts for unusual movements and putting culprits in prison?
randomizing who gets what tests on the day? having multiple versions of the same test so it's far too much to just memorize?
feel like we skipped a couple steps here
>It is in fact run by retarded apes.
but that does explain a bit

>>211728788
nah too much work for those retards they just do mass arrests every year. I think the record was 50

>>211727878
What's the most retarded house you've been handed, moselle?

>>211729884
This one is the most unusual I got so far, rest of it pretty normal

>>211727878
How many housing permits have you had to deny so far? Has anyone ever submitted a proposal for a wizard's tower?

>>211730245
Not that many, I think one because water company said no and one because the house was on unbuildable zone.

>>211730105
Most of them are modern soulless cuboid houses, right?

>>211719469 (OP)
'verso' was right

>>211719469 (OP)
hello med just woke up and my first thought was "i wanna kill myself"

I walked into a wedding photoshoot lol.

>>211721983
man wtf is this shit

>>211730763
foreigners or real Maltese?

>>211730404
No most of them are traditional, normal looking houses, I've got only a few cuboids

>>211730347
>unbuildable zone
Sounds like a challenge for pro-homebuilders.
>>211730763
Hope you scooped a load of food from the buffet table into tupperware contains and sprinted out the door.

>>211730464
>woke up
Not to be that guy, fren, but you really should fix your sleep schedule if you are neeting. Fixing my sleep schedule after I let it get fucked up as I was neeting an even was awake until 2-3 AM on my worse days unironically helped a lot.

>>211730979
The back of my plot (25% of it) is unbuildable because it falls in a designated forested area.
I will be able to at least build a shed or something there for support for my agricultural objectives while paying only 75% of the plot's land tax (forested areas are exmpt to incetivise people to grow forests). I was never going to build there anyway. Quite shrewd I must say.

>Rogue Trader DLC out in 10 days
fucking finally
I've been craving a good CRPG experience this year, you won't see me as much in the latter parts of June

why are the French like this?

>>211731083
i think i have self destructive tendencies, i have fixed my schedule a bunch of times but then i just go "fuck it who gives a shit" and make it worse on purpose

Thoughts on picrel ?

>>211731468
its good but theres better ice cream

>>211731486
I like ice cream sandwiches but I'm unable to find them in the grocery store

>>211731468
cornettos from Olá?
they're alright, I like them because they remind me of my childhood but I don't eat ice cream super often nowadays

>>211730245
>mfw the goon cave is compromised

>>211730856
Judging on my quick evaluation - because I was too hurried to go around the corner and out of frame as fast as possible - I deduct that they were Maltese.
>>211730979
It was a photoshoot, not the wedding.
>>211731468
Fuck me, I'd devour endless of these if I could.
>>211731645
This scene....

>>211731296
>tfw live in the middle of an endless urban sprawl, meanwhile /med/ditors literally live in forested zones
I hope you eventually plant some strawberry and blueberry bushes on that land.
>>211731468
Never liked them, but would begrudgingly eat them if there were no other ice creams in the house.

>>211731645
>JARVIS, order me the cheapest hazmat suit you can find on amazon
>i'm going in to look for clues

My race is tomorrow morning. Almost no training. No turning back now.
>>211731468
Low quality trash

>watering plants in the garden
>neighbour's cat visits me
Comfy.

>>211731468
Okay imho. I prefer buying ice cream from gelaterias to buying them from stores, however lately I tasted a kinder ice cream and holy fucking shit is it goated beyond belief.

>>211731338
giwtwm (except the tattoos and estrogen making you weak)

>>211732182
>My race is tomorrow morning. Almost no training. No turning back now.
You'll do just fine, gman. Just for you I'll attempt a pr tomorrow and dedicate the lift to you. WAGMI SISTER.

>>211732243
Thanks fren! I'll think of my /med/bros when the going gets tough. I'll dedicate the race win to you then
Also >>211732188, that's extremely cozy

>>211731965
>This scene....
FYI, it was not an act, the individual on the picture is a surgeon specialized in breast reduction.

>>211732338
>I'll dedicate the race win to you then
You should dedicate it to yourself. Just make sure that when celebrating you don't drink too much, I don't want my homie to have headache and tummy ache the next day.

>>211732429
Kek.

>>211732171
>JARVIS, he's after us. Let's play a game with him.
>find the least incompetent afghans, provide them with a dinghy, and send them up the Thames
>make them give 3 nuts to an imported red squirrel to perform the deed

Just gotten back from my incelrun /med/
I took a different path today and it was absolutely brutal, however I managed to finish it with only one break so I'm satisfied

>>211732182
Good luck, I hope several office cuties witness you crossing the finish line.
Cannot decide whether you're brave or foolish to be running in this weather.

>>211732444
Alright, and don't worry, I've almost stopped drinking alcohol altogether.
Now it's only for special occasions, twice a month at most

>>211732687
get this semen demon out of my sight i cant be falling for their charm

>>211733134
Resist the jinn.

>>211732850
Thanks Catfren!
>I hope several office cuties witness you crossing the finish line.
Well I hope not, considering I'll probably be sweaty as a pig and knees shaking, ready to collapse
>Cannot decide whether you're brave or foolish to be running in this weather.
Definitely too foolish to be brave. Friends asked me if I wanted to do it and I always say yes to things like that, even if I'm not sure. Then I gaslight myself to want to like it and then I do

>chinktwink is not whi-
woah!

>>211734004
Not grim enough, haven't you learn anything from me, indotwink?

>>211734004
I wish I could cook as good as you chef.
Currently having pre-made noodles imc for dinner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz0OGtrkjv0
New bido from monke

>Vigilantism is... le bad
>no you can't send black pypo to prison because maybe there's a 1% chance they didn't do it... Maybe?
Reddit actor
>>211734004
That looks alright to me

>>211732663
>imported red squirrel
Umm sweaty, the red squirrels are native to this island, it's the icky grey squirrels who came here as refugees and started eating all our acorns (this is why we don't have trees in the UK btw).
>>211734004
I would eat three servings, but throw away the rice.

>>211734360
Nice video, however he failed to mention that nothing ever happens. The USD won't get fucked as a currency because they can just keep printing money and foreign cunts all over the world will still give them loans.

>hear noise coming from outside
>a band is playing Teen Spirit in a bar nearby while some car is drifting on a parking lot
Kino

>>211734960
Yeah if that were the case I think it would have happened already. Also how are they gonna force them to repay the debt ?

>>211734838
the isles have fallen...
this is nuts...

>>211734960
HoI4 taught me that America can issue unlimited debt, and everyone else just has to lube up and take the effects of it. Must be nice being the guy who gets to hand-crank the money printer.
>>211733701
>Friends asked me if I wanted to do it and I always say yes to things like that, even if I'm not sure.
They made a movie about that once, starring Jim Carrey. It's classified as a comedy, but the fact that his character is physically incapable of declining invitations to social events make me think it should be branded a horror movie instead.

>>211726213
Seems like a DB fly more than a press.
I suppose with that angle you would focus more on the lower pecs but generally most people don't want that.

>>211735455
When I was in Scotland, there were plenty of warning signs about red squirrels.
Some said to call the authorities if they saw a grey squirrels.
>>211735696
Ackshually the more you do it, the easier it gets. It's not getting out of your comfort zone as much as making it bigger.

>>211735448
>Also how are they gonna force them to repay the debt ?
Well theoretically they can't. But if you don't repay your debt, other nations will also force you to repay the debt you owe them. Which again, they can't really but now noone is willing to lend you money and you're fucked.

>>211735716
Grathias.

>>211734838
because >>211735455

>>211735455
Nice map of the Roman invasion of Britain.
Sorry, I mean nice map of the Anglo-Saxon invasion of Britain.
Sorry, I mean nice map of the viking invasion of Britain.
Sorry, I mean nice map of the Norman invasion of Britain.
Sorry, I mean nice map of the
>>211735779
We'll see how comfy your zone is when you're a panting, sweaty mess at the finish line tomorrow.

>>211731468
looks good

>decide to check /med/ after a few weeks
yep its still coomer general

>>211736590
I don't feel like we've been coomposting that much lately

Finally configured torrent downloading in the server.
Now I just need to put the torrent file or the magnet link in a file inside a "watch" folder on the "downloads" folder, which causes qbittorrent to fire up and start downloading said torrent. When it finishes, it deletes the torrent file and the torrent from the list, and moves the downloaded stuff from the "temp" folder to the main "downloads" folder. I don't even need to interact with the program, it's all automagic. If I set the browser to store all downloaded torrent files to the "watch" folder I don't even need to move the file to the folder!

Rutracker is still dead though.

>>211736204
>feet mentioned

>>211737371
Is this robot trying to make a pizza or have sex with the dough ?

>>211731468
i love those. favorite icecream. I love the chocolate bit at the end

>>211737371
mr italian feet appriciator, is that robot making pizza or what?

>>211737240
I miss rarbg for the obscure 80s movies

>>211737371
LMAO

>>211737371
that robot is made out of metal, so from his perspective he's humping a nice big bouncy butt
think about it, it's like flesh on flesh for him

>>211737481
>>211737620
That is an ancient dough kneading technique, first recorded in 14th century Naples, and still practised by family bakers in the small village of Pepperoni.

>>211719469 (OP)
too old

>spent 30 minute arguing with the local drunk that fossil fuel is not infinite
love my bretonschizos
>>211734206
>>211734589
it's flunchslop THOUGH
>>211734838
you can get the carbs à volonté I think you'd love it
>>211734334
the truth is that once you're a trained cook getting some premade slop is all the more magical

>>211736106
Guess we will... It'll be comfy afterwards, when I get home and take a good shower.

>>211737621
That one was also nice.
What do you use now?

>>211738432
>spent 30 minute arguing with the local drunk that fossil fuel is not infinite
But it IS infinite. If given enough time...

>>211738115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CatxDopKRBA
>>211738432
I remember eating at Flunch as a kid I always took the steak haché with frites and I remember the mascot (a blue bear like animal) they had a gacha machine where you could get figures of him.

>>211738642
I ran out of space a few good months ago and stopped. I was cleaning out a few days ago and also setup a watcher like you did.
It's all scattered now, I don't think there's one single good site for everything, rutracker is nice for music but I think it's dying like you said.
Torrentgalaxy was cool too but gone. I don't know where I'm going to watch those obscure movies now

>>211738642
>But it IS infinite. If given enough time...
that's kind of what he was saying in an infinite cycle of life way but I think he didn't compute that our species will long gone by the time modern deposits would turn into oil
we talked about jews too
>>211738684
I was a buffalo grill kid
flunch is kind of a novel thing to me

>>211739335
I went to Buffalo much later into my late teen years because we didn't have one near us and parents were not fan of it

>>211738115
ill look into it

I want to buy a puzzle to solve, there are some good looking things on Amazon, dunno if there are any experts here who could recommend me something

>>211732687
Nice outfit indeed

>>211736204
>>211737620
Nice, nice

>>211737371
Hahaha :D

>>211739335
>we talked about jews too
kek

Good night med see you tomorrow

>i started a new job I can only go and leave by using my car
>but now due to you know what events, I read that barrel could hit 100 dollars if the clusterfuck goes on

damn it let me breathe a bit, it isn't even heatwave season yet

>>211739771
yes
>>211740092
bitch you got cheap gas compared to us
i might convert my car to run on methane cause its cheaper

>>211740092
Isn't the price of gas in greece 3€/l?
>>211740164
How many simoleons is the l of gas there?

>>211740164
i think you've mistaken me for Cyprus which has cheap fuel, the fuel where I live is at 1.75 euros per liter, 6 out of 10 euros I pay for gas go to taxation

my cypriot mates pay 1.30/lt and their state buys the fuel from our refineries
>>211740244
God no
1.75 as we speak.

>>211740316
Some greek told me it was 3€ the litre of gas there

>>211740316
damn
its ~7.14 shekels here which is ~1.72 euro. i guess the turks sell it cheaper to us or its because of our refineries.

>>211740379
https://fuelgr.gr/web/
check anywhere you want, max you'll find is 2 euros in the islands, it was near 3 euros there when the barrel was at 150$ in 2022

>>211740402
turks sell you fuel? Hahah, i though they were mad at you for the palestine war, maybe I got it wrong

>>211740494
what's palestine? and yea they sell but mostly they bring azeri oil here

we are more energy independent now that we have our own gas fields tho

>>211741177
i see
your plane Wing of Zion landed in Athens yesterday under secrecy, i wonder if it was carrying anyone of importance

>>211741772
nah just the crew
its there so if iran bombs it all nato bombs iran

>>211741867
strange, some people theorised netanyahu was on board, others that it came to pick up the ambassador, who knows

>>211742092
the rumor on
/ישר/
was that it came to pick up the modern achilles, champion of ellada, hero of kavala. for a rematch of the battle of thermopylae in tehran.

>>211742253
lel
I wouldn't mind him bitchslapping ayatollah to death and ending the Iran threat tbqh

>>211742357
and they can make movies about it with the heroes looking like real men and not skinny femboys like the last one

>>211742814
Are you okay? They started shooting Haifa and Eilat now.

>>211742814
this comment reminded me of this meme

>>211742908
you really think im bothered by gay arab shit?

>>211743015
this is how i look since i fixed my AC and i dont have to sweat like a pig the moment i turn on my PC

6 millions was nowhere near enough

>>211743123
Wishing for a fiery death to all parties to be honest with you.

>>211743158
true but kikes piss me off more

>>211743282
Shh no tears now, let's wait with popcorns in hand while we watch the fireworks.

>>211734589
Possobly the greatest actor in American cinema. Your post is le cringe

>tension arises itt
I'll leave this here then

>>211743962
Hmm

PRETAS

>>211744078
I love a nice back.

>>211744078
naturalmente.

>>211719469 (OP)
The jiggle is miraculous

>>211743962
>women whose teeth incline slightly inwards
So fucking sniffable. Morena Baccarin has this too.

>>211743962
ellada always causes tensions

gn amiguinhos