Thread 213794037

alien

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVbaApiQ-j8

..

lil daisy

early

Anya!

>>213794074
she on dat galaxy

>>213794074
daisy daisy give me your answer do
I'm half crazy all for the love of you

how are my chilly billies on /brit/ doing?

>>213794085
Two Jews having a conversation about insignificant shit

>>213794085
riveting stuff

scranning

Have to resist the urge to be antisemitic because its illegal to be one here
Some days are more successful than others

>>213794118
dunno

>>213794124
>>213794126

Going to bed g'night thread

Timmy's crush

I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing

>>213794172
goodnight my love <3

>>213794172
Goodnight, Sir

>>213794189
they look like shark eyes. soulless and empty

>>213794189
she's pretty tbf

I'm a neckbeard

Good morning to my fellow National Socialists.

General Tso

>>213794248
it’s a cold fit ngl

>>213794237
shave it off and then you wont be
the quickest looksmaxxing upgrade

got the backyard honeysuckle candle lit the positive vibes incense smoldering the coconut lime breeze and solar shine perfumes sprayed onto my skin
sipping the fizzy grapefruit lemon coconut limeade
ok good

>>213794248
Good morning
Heil Hitler
Death to israel

Real YouKay shit

>>213794317
HH

>>213794299
Look at that ragtag bunch of yids and Irish

>>213794315
im grazing on that zaza like a retarded buffalo moving like a white woman shot me at 50mph

I thought they were monotheistic?
What the fuck is this?

wonder what it was like to be an adult pre mobile phones and having to wait in for a phone call

Nick Fuentes is the man of the hour.

>>213794369
>>>/int/cum

go and stay go

discord faggies having fun times on /brit/ let's go l lads

>>213794361
suppose you’d just have to wait at home for the call

looking on superprof for the best looking tutor who will then fall in love with me

Going to spit in the face of the next indian I see

>>213794388
i still do this because trying to take an important call with someone who doesn't have a direct contact while you're out and about might be the largest single cause of modern stress

>>213794354
loads of christians believe in spirits/ghosts, astrology, curses, magic and whatnot. doesn't mean they're polytheistic or pagan just that there are different forces at work which can be good neutral or bad

>>213794457
do not honor them with that

definitely jorts weather this

Subscribed to this lad on YouTube that made videos on the Palestine conflict.
I watched every single video for like 2 weeks without fail, at some point I missed one and then it decided that it wasn't worth recommending this to me anymore in the middle of the mainstream media covering it 24/7.

You're never going to "debunk" the "conspiracy theory" that jews control the media by cackling around a round table in minish caps deciding which social media post to nuke because it doesn't work like that. Some guy that rides an e-scooter named "David" said the huge nebulous advanced algorithm needed some tweaking to filter out hate speech and he threw in a bunch of keywords involving Palestine.

I've watched in real time how they have managed to turn "a plausible case of genocide" against a bunch of farmers playing hot potato with a hand grenade into a "conflict". The tactic appears to be to be to associate it with the liberal party so then it's a bunch of crazy people with blue hair rambling on about activism that they don't understand.

>>213794189
oh my days

thing i hate the most about life is how awkward it is. like when a kid goes to an event incredibly excited and then has a bad time. or when someone regrets spending a lot of money. stuff like that just makes me feel dreadful inside and want the world to blow up instantly.

fuck sake lads

>>213794584
Don't know how someone can be this retarded

>>213794580
or theres a club so you go and you stand on your own and you leave on your own
and you go home, and you cry, and you want to die

>>213794584
thicko

they probably thought making war of worlds a modern screenlife adaptation would be just like the orson welles broadcast where people thought it was real and you know they were right. remember all those viral videos of crashing planes ? they were all made the movie

>>213794584
ktim like 20 years ago

>>213794617
what's for breakfast

>they were all made the movie
what did he mean by this?

>>213794584
probably should have picked other subjects like art and music or english ad social sciences

>>213794584
Fucked it myself with BDD
Think I knew I got into uni so I went down to collect then walked home and got on the Xbox
Fucking hated college

some times i get perplexed that 1 aspect of my life takes place in the same universe as another

Ah yes the after dinner poo
Very underrated, not many people get to do one at 7:10pm

if my dad was rob grant...
idk

>>213794636
for the movie*

Only got A*AB meself

>>213794673
honestly sometimes feel i might be intellectually disabled with how i have trouble just perceiving the world around me like looking through my eyes doesnt feel real like the screen.

got AABBC at my Scottish Highers not great but not bad either

>>213794700
Dunno what those are

>>213794693
when i first got a job after being unemployed for months i met a guy with the same name as a famous person and assumed he was taking the piss. felt crazy when i realised it's actually just a normal local name

>>213794710
like A levels but for Scottish people like me

36 year old who looks 17

Caborg

>>213794727
>>213794700
they're equivalent to AS-levels actually

cheating on every single one of my exams between age the ages of 16 and 22 and eveything after that I put through chatgpt

mild existential about the unrelenting passage of time this morning

https://x.com/MoneySavingExp/status/1946254093539799434

The people are turning against Martin Lewis, they're calling him MoneyScroungingExpert and decrying the compensation culture he's almost single handily created

screaming

>>213794584
dont worry mate you'll have a fast track place to birmingham outer london college university with all the you know whats

>>213794729
this is me. parentbergs are like my portrait in the attic . they get older i stay the same age

i'm a noiseless housemate, but i'm far from an odourless one.

you know how yanks say paedophile like 'ped-oh-file'? do they say the short version like 'ped-oh', or 'pee dough'?

>>213794757
just let it happen x

got a love for pissing in bread so i do

>>213794757
it's fine

steve here's got a BTEC

>>213794761
How's it his fault that the government offers benefits?

post the this is your life expectancy in weeks

no meetings today or tomorrow, practically Saturday

this is your life

still never bought bitcoin me

They got him lads. Sad end to the tale of Arthur Knight.

>>213794872
Just a bit of rape isn't it, let him go I say

jews in the tunnel was two years ago

>>213794872
looks like david mitchell's fat brother

>>213794814
Hr wants a word

>>213794888
Well the HMRC estimate is probably far more accurate, and the government is highly interested and motivated to collect taxes so it's probably quite difficult to recover that £30m

Flagpole Shitta

>>213794814
You WILL do the morning stand-up meetings
You WILL explain what you're doing all day

>>213794872
reminds me of the crazy world of arthur brown

or like he watched too much monty python

Niggers and jews are utterly evil presences on our earth

it's more than fine it's good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsanKTHpdhQ

>>213794761
Got hit by a woman in a 2 month old motability car that I’d never be able to afford, writing my car off and sending my insurance premiums up. Meanwhile I’m also paying for her insurance through my taxes.

Genuinely think we need to end the benefits. 1 year of unemployment, expense things like shower rails from a government approved list. Maybe disability benefits if you’re permanently unable to work, but based on previous work history and contributions. No council housing - pay the market rate or gtfo

>>213794953
and a good morning to you too!

noticed you can be a lot more racist on int and get away with it these days

small plop cronem spinning round the toilet hole

>>213794888
Isn’t tax avoidance and evasion just people keeping the money they earned? Good for them I say. We need more of that and less parasitism

Well you're here

>>213794952
I do not understand what you could possibly mean by this

i got DDE but they still let me into uni but then i got kicked out for never going to lectures

>>213794968
no you can't

>>213794968
It’s not racism, just pattern recognition and heuristics

wow 0.3%, amazing
crack out the english sparkling wine

reminds me of carl palmer's y-fronts

>>213795023
... in a blow to rorke

>>213794761
Getting the parents onto attendance allowance. They’re rich but it’s not means tested and if they don’t get it the money will just go to Mauritius or terrorist families anyway

I think we should forgive the jews for ww3. I mean, if you dress like a whore...

>>213794888
leftypol be like we must go after tax evasion!
leftypol also be like we must continue importing millions of dishonest 3rd worlders who money launder and evade tax, and suck up welfare, as much as possible

he sees no contradiction in this

>>213794792
It's largely his fault that everyone who is nominally entitled to things, even if they don't need it, are claiming
He helped build this mindset

have about 70k worth of bitcoin

>>213795023
leftypol breathing a sigh of relief as the few million extra migrants added to the country finally made the line go up by 0.3%. Completely worth it

>>213795094
>nominally entitled
Just say entitled

>>213795113
No because in a just world they're not entitled to it

i don't care about any of that

>>213795123
same

>>213795121
Well we don't live in a just world do we

>>213795122
Kek have also been getting these videos oh the 'gram

>>213795136
All russia eh

liverpool vs bournemouth
villa vs newcastle
khamzat vs ddp

>>213794858
Glad I sleep most of it away

>>213794762
Neither of these men fish, the lack of the license itself is enough evidence for Lammy, but pole fishing for carp is suboptimal. You can spend hours waiting for a bite, holding a pole that long'll knacker you out needlessly. If they were proper fishermen they'd have a couple feeder rods. Theyre basically riding kiddy bicycles too

fishing wanker loves his fishing

>>213794967
Not on brit
Gay nigger janny is in here all day as he has no life. Look at the archive and you'll nigger only gets deleted when posted in here. Ridiculous moderation. They're obsessed with us.

Why didn't the Irish just fish?

Thirteen children injured in amusement park ride accident

>>213795192
don't worry they met up with your mum afterwards to feeder rods

>>213795192
it was a completely manufactured photo-shoot. they probably spent around 10 minutes there, pretended to look chummy, then parted ways.
these politicians and their retarded PR teams are so clueless. they have no idea how fake they all seem all the time. and then they wonder why everyone hates politics and is completely disillusioned with it.
also lammy looks so retarded and completely out of his depth.

pennnnnnnnnnganlengggggggg

>>213794982
that is very racist
I would expect better from someone who claims to be black

>>213794982
scmraing

does anyone know how I can kiss attractive women and maybe a bit more if you know what I mean

>>213795348
just be yourself

When did elon musk start being a nazi and stop being a hip young silicon valley mogul that stands up to big institutions

>>213795308
>>213795192
Don't really know why they chose fishing at all
They're fishing on a private lake so it's not like it's going to appeal to all of the chavs and slavs that enjoy fishing in the local duck pond

>>213795309
fucking hell spaki you're pathetic

mental how you need a licence to fish on a private lake

>>213795355
he's always been into apartheid he just kept it quiet til it was profitable to go public with it, which was when donnie dump was heading towards his second term.

>>213795389
its always been like that rorke

>>213795396
so
still mental

(●'◡'●)

is anyone really enforcing fishing licenses? the coppers barely even enforce normal laws

about to absolutely rape sainsbury's for ice cream thanks to uber continuing to be unable to figure out excluding discounted items

>>213795389
that is strange. don't even need a driver's licence if you're on private land

>>213795396
bronze age druids needed licenses to fish did they?

i doubt all the migrants i see poaching swans, ducks, geese, and fish from local rivers and lakes have licenses

Kill everyone on benefits

>>213795428
whatever nazi

>>213795389
what so if i own a lake i can't just help myself to the fish in it?

long knob
long balls

sometimes feel a bit bad for catberg. sleeps on my bed at night, then i get up and feed him, he goes outside for a bit, then comes back in and sleeps. wakes up, nags me til i feed him, goes outside for a little bit, then goes to sleep again. sometimes worry that there must be more to life for him than just that.

>>213795410
Yeah they enforce them. Normal people want to fish and enjoy themselves so we can't have that now, can we?

bop me chip
or
hep cob imp
or
om chippy
or
my hip cop

>>213795462
god i wish that were me

>>213795458
corr scran

>>213795462
They have epic dreams

>>213795462
>goes outside
more of a life than me then

New barbers popped up overnight. Already got two. In a very small one high street market town

Apparently according to shop next door- it was totally refurbished , done kitchen and everything - all done in 30 hours.

Now groups of unkown men apparently coming and going from the back of the shop .

How many Barbers shops do we need?

i don't want to fish I'll just go to the shops if i need one

cool it with the anti-semitism

>>213795457
yeah
suppose it's not massively expensive but still

Israel is a criminal entity

>>213795489
leftypol loves this

>>213795489
um mind your own business rorke x

>>213795489
they are building their checkpoints for the upcoming war

>>213795489
it's one of those industries that is immune to the death of the high street, cos you need to physically go there and can't just order what they're selling to your house. so whatever tax dodges/iffy things are going on with some of them, it's also fairly logical that they keep appearing on high streets while shops are dying off.

It’s not just poop, it’s girl poop.

>>213795546
oh you can't order a haircut on amazon? that's actually a great point mate

>>213795489
leftypol hyper-focused on alleged criminal entities thousands of miles away but couldnt care less about actual criminal entities right under his nose

>>213795187
DDP is the closest thing to Anglos

sir keir starmer lurking in ponds ready to catch unlicensed fishermen

so this is rorke

>>213795587
harambe memorial?

>>213795570
now you know why barbers' and hair salons are prevalent on high streets that are otherwise dying x

Fishermen? Arrest them

Illegal immigrants? House them

Hey kid wanna see something fucked up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sGHEI_dmUM

>>213795489
cor get a look at the legs on that one thru the window tho
wonder what they'd charged to take them out back

>>213795579
>fishermen
leftypol silently screaming at the sight of this gendered language

Well Rorke is finished

>>213795606
aha rorke on the ropes

>>213795593
not really because demand hasn't changed and rent hasn't gone down so

>>213795602
pack it in

>>213795620
sorry that you're too thick to understand but if you work hard at school you'll get there x

>>213795489
we need to start keeping database of council staff who approve these and landlords who agree to rent to them
we also need to start tracking migrant hotel owners and everyone who uses delivery apps

>>213795636
if only mate that's why i'm asking pricing

Imagine her having diarrhea in your mouth.

rorke cowering and fuming at people getting haircuts

>>213795606
Jewish

>>213795606
>Ella Baron

just been horrifically raped in ealing broadway

>>213795660
every
single
time

NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST OPEN A BARBER SHOP I WON'T STAND FOR IT NIGEL SAVE US FROM THE MEN WITH CLIPPERS AND SCISSORS

>>213795660
would thoughbeit

https://x.com/LoyalYashFaan/status/1955270008356942051

In Belgium a Muslim woman was surrounded and attacked by Muslim men in Antwerp for showing her arms in summer.

>>213795660
She looks ill

Hmmm yes this small barbershop in Shrewsbury has a revenue of £1.5m sounds good

having some bother with the mini today

>>213795716
lovely culture. massive thanks to leftypol for forcing it here

>>213795716
leftypol be like we must protect women!
leftypol be like we must import millions of people from women-hating cultures!

he sees no contradiction in this

https://www.motabilitycheck.com/

Next time you see a paki driving around in a flash new motor, stick it through this and see if they really own it or if it's coming out of YOUR taxes

Abysmal thread. Do better.

>>213795740
dont worry mate, it will only take the incompetent idiots at HMRC 10 years to realise and shut it down

>Second migrant at Epping hotel charged with sexual assault

Leftycunt?? Your response?

Do you use AI in your job?

>>213795716
This happens in British schools too, the young Muslim boys shame the girls if they don't wear a hijab or act Islamically enough

>>213795804
leftypol considers it a necessary sacriice on the altar of diversity and multiculturalism. i think he'd genuinely offer up his own nephew and niece if it meant he'd never be called racist

>>213795746
roar

>>213795817
get him wanked

she's a maniac maniac on the floor

>>213795817
plotting...

really good stuff on twitter this morning but i think ive had enough for now

>>213795911
computing used to be so optimistic. what happened

>>213795955
microsoft

i will NOT waste another full day playing vidya. i will NOT

>>213795979
i might play a bit...during toil hours hehe

oh fuck off gary
soooo insufferable


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZSrk7CwP-U&ab_channel=GaryEats

>>213795789
Nah don’t think I’ll bother thanks Rorke

>>213795995
Never going to watch this channel, no matter how much you shill it here.

https://youtu.be/-U3sP-KbrGk
Why did winxp have such kino music

>>213795738
You've been utterly raped

>>213796051
Good post

>>213795983
did you know bill gate is so rich that if he dropped a 50 pounds note he would lose money in the time picking it up

I was in a pub quiz, and a question in the history round was "Was there a year zero?" to which I answered yes, several calendars have year zeros, infamously the Khmer Rouge, and they didn't accept it because the Gregorian doesn't.
Cunts.

>>213796077
why would he lose money

>>213796081
alri my 70 year old nan

>>213796081
They've done you

Rorke’s on a proper rager this morning, cunt needs to open a window in that sweaty childhood bedroom he lives in, the heat is driving him mental

>>213796088
because he would make more money in the time if he didn't pick it up

>>213796077
bill gates losing 20 million quid while he's dithering around trying to figure out if it's worth him going back to grab his wallet from the pub

timmy's mum sending this to his bully (-2 cronem)

>>213796081
Yeah but "khmer rouge" is a made up calendar
Ours is the truth, that's why everyone uses it for serious things like commerce and birthdays

>>213796104
So he'd be richer if he didn't bend down to pick it up?

>>213796104
i reckon he can multitask

>>213796113
me peeking

seeing my dad next wednesday. seeing dad next wednesday. seeing him next wednesday. seeing dad. next wednesday I'm seeing him. dad

>>213796122
every click of his mouse earns him £50
in the time he's picking up that note he could've clicked his mouse 5 or 6 times

>>213796113
LOL

>>213796114
They're all made up anon.
Some monk saying "This is when Jesus was born" a thousand years ago is no more meaningful than any other date.
I always thought year 1 should be 1945 or 1950.

Every minute you wasted is over three and a half hours per year

>>213796140
he could spam click 10 times then pick up the 50 quid

>>213796145
>They're all made up anon.
No, as I said everyone looked at ours and said "ah that's a bit embarrassing, we've been using made up bollocks for centuries, better switch over" and now it's truth

>>213796113
Prefer actually attractive women me.

>>213796138
blessed

>>213796122
>>213796125
bill gate is so rich that if he dropped a 50 quid not he would lose money picking it up

>>213796162
ah right. you going to post some then?

>>213796162
nasty pangpang insect, perfect for timmy

>>213796162
Thought you loved fatties

>>213796056
for me it's windows 95
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Ak5VgyEoc

>>213796182
orvieto classico "catching strays" as the kids say

>>213796161
Not really. Ethiopia, Nepal, Iran, Saudi, Thailand, Korea, they don't really use the Gregorian calendar.

a nice cup of tea hates to see me coming on a warm summer's day x

>>213796206
>Ethiopia, Nepal, Iran, Saudi, Thailand, Korea, they don't really use the Gregorian calendar.
Yes they do

>>213796218
Haha it's me.

casting various jewish spells on my bank account

>>213796244
Timmy’s crush xx

>>213796208
you need a glass of iced tea with a wedge of lemon
you need a bottle of cold ito en jasmine green tea
you need a can of lipton peach ice tea

>>213796233
reckon koreans use some sort of kpop or anime calendar

>>213796244
haha timmy's crush

>>213796265
milk one sugar. simple as.

think im just as addicted to FINDING pornography as I am to wanking to it

>>213796265
lipton ice green tea is extremely addictive but only from a can because its shit from a bottle

>>213796265
>diabetes sugar water with 0.005% tea extract
It’s no wonder you cunts are so fat

>>213796287
that's fine in cold weather but not for a warm day
if you need the milk go get a milk tea from a boba shop
or make your own iced milk tea
you'll like it

ktim

remember for a lot of americans a "warm day" is about 50 degrees c

>>213796302
that's funny because the only time I ever drank the lipton peach tea cans was when I was in london and outside paris where in both places there were lipton vending machines everywhere

might play nine or ten hours of stardew valley today

>>213796244
Sorry for mocking you for your preference. I only do it cause deeply insecure about my attraction to black men

>>213796329
true
20c is not warm

>>213796323
>world's oldest living wombat
what's the world's oldest dead wombat?

if bill gate wasted 10 years of his life on the internet he would have lost all hope of a brighter future

-2 cronem? so a 14 year old small boat migrant

>>213796149
doesn't seem like very long
do you know how many hours there are in a year
fucking loads

>>213796352
imposter

People get mad at me because I don't care how I take my tea.
"Milk?"
>I don't care.
"Sugar?"
>Whatever.
It's all just tea innit.

>>213796341
me too
might play it after getting angry at the battlefield open beta

>>213796352
impersonator

>>213796366
Sus

>>213796364
yes that -2 means
ziedy and HP are paedophiles, you see

skinny airlock crewnem

>>213796367
Oh so you're just as unfunny and unlikeable in real life

>>213796367
you're getting more than milk and sugar in your tea with that attitude

>>213796398
>>213796398
>>213796398

>>213796367
They're probably annoyed because they're trying to do something for you and you're making it difficult. Do you want 400ml of milk and 6 sugars or do you want them to just not waste their time doing anything for you?
If you don't care at least give them an answer they can take action on.

>>213796470
310 non yank edition

>>213796370
is battlefield still going?
need a good arena shooter and used to love cod and battlefield 3

>>213796330
Almost like loads of fat Yank tourists visit both those cities

>>213796497
didn't see many in fact
not in the areas I was in anyway at the times when I visited
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>213796307
milk one sugar, twice a day 365 days a year.

>>213796595
disturbing

>>213795489
In my country, these are used for money laundering.

>>213795510
Wonder if I can get cheap rod licence with mental health pip