My princess edition

Got a princess gf: >>212794650

Starship Troopers is still my favourite film of all time

not relevant to any discussion, just wanted to throw that out there

Good morning, sisters.
>Baking before me
Zased. I'll try doing the needful tomorrow.

I somehow missed the VtM discussion. Anarchs are stupid, Camarilla as a concept would make sense but they are predictably bad, and the Sabbat are pure wickedness but at least you can respect that they just embrace (heh) what they are.

Good morning /med/.

Now I have to embrace a visit to the supermarket.

You're playing a dangerous game

Good morning Sirs!

No cap I almost created the edish before you but I wanted to see that so-called magyar gem.

Is a civil war coming to France after what the cuts announced by the government?

Don't feel like lifting desu.

>>212816781
Maybe you are too tired and need some extra rest?

>>212816731
I hope so

Total Bin Burning o algo

>>212816731
Don't make me tap the sign.
Chuds will simply vote to oust him.
Might be the time to buy stocks right after. >>212816781

>>212817127
Sure but France has a massive deficit and the GDP isn't increasing, someone is going to have to cut that back down.

>>212817156
No one wants to be responsible of this THOUGH.
Put me in charge and I will reduce significantly the deficit. Don't care if they don't re-elect me.

>ay caramba dios mio! Those AmeriKKKans are deporting my criminal citizens, this is literally genocide against latinxs, we need to fight another war against xem (and lose (o algo)).

Why is the king of Mexico so deranged?

>>212817238
>No one wants to be responsible of this THOUGH.
Well, the current government seems to want to change it but apparently they are going to get impeached over it.
What's the plan of the opposition really? They should allow Macron to do this while critizicing it to then win the next elections with the dirty work already done, if they stop this cuts from going then they are going to be the one who have to push them when they get in power.

>>212817341
Did he say anything recently or something?

>>212817613
They don't really want to.
Note how they only started wanting to do something about it when they lost their majority.
They know it won't pass. But they can pretend they tried.

>>212817634
>They don't really want to.
Who? The opposition doesn't want to stop the government? The government doesn't want to pass it?
>Note how they only started wanting to do something about it when they lost their majority.
The government lost the majority?
>They know it won't pass. But they can pretend they tried.
Why would they announce something unpopular that they know won't pass? That seems like a lose-lose situation to me.

>>212817661
The government.
The opposition don't want to allow it because it would be complicit.
What the opposition want is that law to pass so they can complain about it, while not voting it. But for that they need someone else to vote it.

Yes, the government is a minority one, hence the struggles, they lost the majority in the 2024 election. Thing is, no one else can make a majority.

Because people will forget, but at least it allows them to say: we tried! The opposition want chaos.

It's basically a bad situation for everyone.

>>212817806
Being in such a deficit with an economy that isn't in crisis means the moment there's an actual crisis France is going to make Greece look good.
Are you ready?

Hello meddlings! Hope you guys are doing well
>>212815341
Based, I recently got the blu ray
>>212816224
Hello Maltabro! Yeah I knew you'd want in on that conversation ahah.
I don't respect the Sabbat though, I respect the rest for growing beyond what they are. In that, humans and vamps aren't that different, we're all beasts but try to live above it.
The Camarilla is the only thing that makes sense but VTMB is anarch propaganda that will show them as bad guys or something I suppose.

>high humidity
>do 30 reps of squat for the lulz
What a retard, no wonder things were already over from the first set.
1x30 60 kgs, 1x22 62,5 kgs, 1x12 (failed) 65 kgs squats
2x4 32 kgs db unilateral split squats (technically would be a new weight pr, but I feel like I cut out some ROM so I won't count it as a pr)
0x0 leg curls (right hamstring was hurting)
3x7 112,5 kgs calves

>>212816798
>too tired
I was just really not in the mood. Bad mood + shit humidity ruined the whole sesh no cap. I guess I'm going to watch some tranime now and only start working an hour later.

>>212817661
>Why would they announce something unpopular that they know won't pass?
Majority of voters forget what their favourite politician said 2 weeks ago so that politician is still based in their minds.

>>212819190
Do you know the concept of resting once in a while?

>>212819255
>resting once in a while?
Yes, that's why I'm resting for an hour now before working until probably 8 PM.

>>212819190
>1x30 60 kgs, 1x22 62,5 kgs, 1x12 (failed) 65 kgs squats
You should probably rest more between sets.

>>212819321
Shouldn't Jewish people be able to have other people do the hard work for them?

>>212819341
>You should probably rest more between sets.
Could not catch my breath because of the humidity. Even the gym milf told me she was already tired and out of breath by the time she did her first set. Was mirin' when I noticed how she can calf raise more on the machine than most men in the gym fr fr.

>>212819400
>While Avraham was traveling in Aram Naharayim… he observed the inhabitants eating, drinking and acting frivolously and wantonly. He said: ‘I wish to have no part in this land.’ When he arrived at the entrance of Tzur, he observed them weeding… cultivating… He said: ‘I wish to have my share in this land
OrthoCHADS rawdog this world. (taking this chance to tell the ultra orthoDOGS to fuck off)

>>212819589
Fucking sexhaver, leave /med/ and have sex

I saw a very nice butt which was very hungrily devouring a very short pink shorts.
>>212818692
>Yeah I knew you'd want in on that conversation ahah.
I'll be honest with you, I don't read most posts.
>Sabbat
>Camarilla
Out of these two, I like the Camarilla more because the idea of a secret vampire organisation working on keeping the kindred's existence a secret is appealing to me. Having said that, the idea of a cult(?) that embraces the monstrosity is a different ethos which while it us less appealing, it is still interesting to me. All I can say is that in VtM:B, not all Camarilla is necessarily evil. In the end, all kindred are supposed to be "bad" by default, especially from a human perspective.

>>212820059
Dude, just because I talk with her more than once a week does not instantly mean that she would let me put my pp in her hole.

>>212820431
Fuck off pt. 2

>>212820059
I think magyaranon shitposts a lot more about mires than Steve kek

>>212820494
Difference between me and Steve is that he unlike me did have sex, and not only mires.

>>212820480
SISTER!

I am expected to work and pay taxes without being provided a Swedish wife?
No, I don't think so!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bosNhw54aBc

I can't believe how good my parents's generation had it, they made a fuckton of money while the price of everything was cheap, they keep telling me how much money they made and how cheap everything was, and yet they don't have a home fully paid, they are still paying a mortgage, fucking retards, and then they complain about things my generation can't do anything about, I would have to work 10 years making an average salary without spending anything of it to buy a house, meanwhile in their times if they saved any money and they didn't spend it partying and God knows what else, they could have bought a house with the salary of a single year

I told them, if I was born in your times, I would have 2 houses fully paid already, somehow by telling them that, I'm insulting them, kek, telling them that they were, at the very least, economically irresponsable is an insult

>B-b-but I worked my ass off, your generation is a bunch of lazy bastards
And what did you do with all that money you earned? Smoked it? Sniffed it perhaps?

Tldr: My parents are oligophrenic

>>212820941
Also, if my generation had the purchasing power they had, we would be working 10 hours a day (I would), instead, we have to work 8 hours a day at the very least just to survive

>>212820941
Sadly you can't do anything about the past.
All you can do is be responsible and not bring any more people to this hell.

Almost had a head-on with another car, partly due to GPS trolling me.
In my country.

>>212818569

>>212821074
Do not trust the artificial intelligence.

>>212821167
Actually I did not trust it, but the fact that it gave me dangerous advices made me want to turn it off. That momentary lapse of concentration allowed a car to get the drop on me.

>>212820941
>Sniffed it perhaps?

I'm in a meeting where I'm being told about the results of my company and man they practically rub it in that they are increasing the surplus value per capita, and the guy doing it is a fellow worker who should understand that when surplus value increases a lot it just means workers are getting more shafted than ever.

@Andalucia
Do you by any chance have some experience with versa gripps? If yes, what are your thoughts on them?

>>212820941
>I can't believe how good my parents's generation had it
Not true. Line is higher than it was when they were young, therefore things are better now.
Stop being a chud, why would you want the line to go down?

>>212820763
Not the first time you post a vid of her. Do you just goon to her, or do you unironically listen to whatever she has to say (for 42 mins straight in this case)?

The scran

Before seething, please note that I emptied a packet of spicy sauce that I got from the 'zzeria.

>>212822087
I don't have any experience with them.
They are probably not that different from using other straps.

>>212822096
Sad.

>>212822096
There is no God.

>>212822096
I wouldn't give that to an animal

>>212821758
Line must go up!

>>212822096
What the fuck brune.

>>212822096
>pic
Grim
> I emptied a packet of spicy sauce that I got from the 'zzeria.
Also grim.
You remind me of grandpaberg with the shit you just pulled now. When I get coffee in a 'taurant and I don't use the packet of sugar they gave me, he takes it home and puts it in his tea. That's how you save some shekels.

>>212822228
Was thinking about asking unc to bring me a pair from the UK when he comes to visit, as they are always shilled by dr kike. This way I neither have to pay delivery fee, nor do I have to shill out like 30 euros plus were I to order them from Germany.

>>212822096
Now for a longer answer.
Do the rice and tuna, boil an egg, cut the egg in small pieces. Drop some mustard on there and maybe some garlic sauce and mix everything. You could even boil some peas with the egg and throw them in too for some vitamins.

>>212822417
I think they are not worth if you already own straps but idk, I haven't tried them so I can't really help you more.

>>212822096
Lovely.

>>212822087
If I could goon for 42 minutes I would be some kind of a super human.
I actually listen to her ramblings.
I have this thing where I like to listen to people and make sure how inferior they are to me ideologically.
Maybe a false sense of pride.

Waifu engineering is real.

>>212822690
>fullstack
No flat chested waifus allowed.

>>212822610
I own picrel (from decathlon), but I don't like it so I don't even use it. I use the straps in the gym everyone else uses (grim I know), so I was thinking about getting those as they should help a bit with mind-muscle shit compared to normal straps.
I think I'll get them, but if they turn out to be shit I'll never forgive myself for shilling out 60 euros for fucking straps instead of buying brotein with that amount.

>>212822648
>If I could goon for 42 minutes I would be some kind of a super human.
I can goon for more than an hour and I'm not some kind of super human.

morning niggas
wagecucking in a holiday, explendid
>>212815341
based, for me is "the enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand" scene
also, fuck bugs
>>212822096
Jesus Christ, Brune
at least prepare some sauce

>>212822791
>I own picrel
SHUT IT DOWN
This picrel.

>>212822791
Do they have a good return policy?

>>212822796
Management making tight deadlines and then forcing workers to work overtime, the classic.
At least you get paid well ig.

>>212822899
>paid
I'll change this day off to another date
also get ready french anons, this is what you will have with your "année blanche" proposed by your premier ministre

>tfw you will have to waste a day at some neetbux meeting edspite only getting 1800€

>>212822956
Good luck at the NEETbux humiliation centre. Do not let them grind your spirit down (they will try, it brings them a sort of euphoric, non-sexual pleasure).

>>212823017
Thankfully, it's from home.
Idk if I will have to put the 'mera.

>>212822956
I get paid less than you for working.

>>212823053
Save money on spices.

>>212823051
>Idk if I will have to put the 'mera.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxlPGPupdd8

>>212822956
>almost gets more neetbux than what most /med/ders earn a month
>complains
So this is the power of the slop huh.

>>212822899
>Do they have a good return policy?
Yeah, but I'm both well past the deadline for the return and I damaged the strap out of my own autism, so they wouldn't refund me even within deadline.

>>212822956
>>212823017
>lazy bastards get paid for jacking off, shitposting and sleeping
>still cry like bitches

>>212823096

>>212823094
>recording of this hearing is prohibited
>violation may result in a fine up to 500 USD and a jail term of up to 180 days.
'emmie

>>212823132
I don't cry - and even when I do, it's a masculine, gravelly sound. Like rocks being rubbed together, while somebody plays the electric guitar in the background.

>>212823132
You don't have to pay for the nordeste.
Join the light.

>>212822956
>1800€
>only
That’s above average wage in poortugal, just so you know.

>>212822956
You get more money than me when I was working 48h a week
You can't fucking suffer in France

>>212823219
one cannot escape

What is /med/s wagie by the way?
I’m asking the neetoids too, what’s their gibs?
For me, it’s 3k€ + 180€ eating subsidy per month (14 months and then bonus).

>>212823565
>I svffer in portugal o algo

>>212823548
>MC Latrocínio

>>212823565
You must be within Portugal's top 5% earners

>>212823729
I am the 3,5%.

>>212823565
I make 21500 gross yearly which comes out to 1500€ net in 12 months.

>>212823565
rich fuck
as the real went to shits lately: ~2.3k€ (before taxes) + ~90€ in food + 20€ in random expenses for working from home

>>212823565
Fucking nice!
For me it's 1.9k€ + monthly 160€ eating subsidy + annual 280€ cultural spending tickets + annual 160€ Christmas giftcard.
We got a 13th month bonus also.

>>212823565
>What is /med/s wagie by the way?
Stealth glowie post
>3k€ + 180€ eating subsidy per month (14 months and then bonus).
Cantsuffertugal

2 more hours.

>>212823920
That a princely wage for huelandia goddamn.

>>212823965
Are those tickets monthly? Quite comfy.

>>212822956
Grim, I remember those meetings, they fucking sucked. Good luck Brunebro.
You avoided one bad event today already, gods smile on you

>>212822956
is it bc you're older?
I didn't have to talk to anyone during my neet era
>>212823565
varies wildly between what place I work at and how many hours I work
rn it's pretty good 2600+ netto plus around 150€ tips and 300€ housing benefits or whatever
only for two months and I work almost 70 hrs a week tho

>>212824242
it's unemployment bucks

>>212824282
check this one out >>212823407

>>212824358

>>212823210
When you realize that everything is pointless, you will not be sad or happy, just apathetic.
This is the real end game.

>>212823965
What is this eating subsidy that you guys have.
I haven't heard of something similar in Greece unless I'm working at the wrong jobs.

>>212824242
You would be laid 800€ for your job in Spain.

>>212824411
not him but it's a way to give money to people without having it taxed while giving also money to your friends that lobbied you for this
usually about half of that eating money is paid by you (deducted from salary), and half is paid by bossman

>>212824358
Kek, that 'kado taint will never get old

>>212815276 (OP)
Mmmm, who is she?

>>212824138
Sadly it's annual but it's quite good. I dump it in books, video games and blu ray movies usually. I might save next one for a PS5
>>212824411
This subsidy gets put on a card that we can use to pay at restaurants or grocery stores. Basically, the company funds a part of our lunch meals.

missed cheese

>>212824411
It's a way for employers to pay less taxes on a portion of money they would have given you anyway

>>212824411
>everything is pointless
Life having no meaning is the ultimate freedom as you're free to define it however you want and take pleasure in its absurdity.

>>212824450
>not him but it's a way to give money to people without having it taxed while giving also money to your friends that lobbied you for this
this
companies here will do the craziest stuff in order to avoid taxes

>>212824450
Succubus gets “extra” coupons besides the food subsidy to spend on more food.
It’s basically a way of running away from taxes, because the coupons can be used on everything kek
I think we have some 2000€ worth of little papers because we keep forgetting to redeem (saaaaaaaaar) them.
Imagine my shock the first time she came home with a shitload of little papers with barcodes, each worth 10€ kek

>>212824537
It’s a nice incentive I think.

>>212824770
>It’s a nice incentive I think.
It's pretty nice yeah! You can mostly use it for culture as it says but you can always be a little jewish rat and buy something with the whole stack of tickets, then return it saying it's not what you wanted, only to get reimbursed the full amount on your bank account.

>>212822956
>I suffer in France btw

You are the one from my dreams...

>>212825152
mathematically impossible to suffer in there

>>212823565
£400 per month, basic amount in the UK.
>>212824411
>This is the real end game.
I want new game+ though.

>>212825184
I would not want to relive my life.
Repeating this nightmare is too much even for me.
Even if I had metagaming knowledge.

>>212815276 (OP)
>I’m so happy to be on Calm as the voice of my dear Princess Pipp Petals Tonight you can drift off with me in the new Calm Sleep Story - Princess for a Day. Listen tonight
Die out Filthy Franc
https://derpibooru.org/images/2824340
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbBa_6IvNcg

>>212824576
YOU'LL BE FUCKING INCINERATED

>>212825184
Now this is suffering, catnigga

die

burn

>it's raining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V6wTMUp7VI

bleed

kys

slit your throat

die

I preferred boring poster to this schizo.

>>212825386
I don't understand, are you a My Little Pony radical?

I hope to see some Slavic beauties again later today.

burn

bleed

kys

>>212825212
Not me, I'm up for groundhogging this life at least 10 or 20 times.
>>212825294
It's not that bad, I'm extremely frugal and there isn't much stuff I want to buy. I still manage to save every month.

slit your throat

die

>Tensions flared at the Israel–Syria border in the Golan Heights as a group of Israeli Druze breached the border fence and crossed into Syria, waving Druze flags.

>>212825578
>frugal
I also buy discounted and near expiry foodstuffs. No reason not to to be honest.

the fuck is this guy's problem

>>212825785
Drink bleach
https://derpibooru.org/images/1852347

>>212825184
>I want new game+ though
Cathrinus Niggleton reviews his message before posting it (no captcha of course!) and gets off his seat to head to the kitchen.

Coming up with zingers, one after the other is nourishing to the soul but not the body, thinks Cat while opening the fridge and taking out some snack to munch on.

Standing there though, the fridge door opened, some faint, unfamiliar whizzing makes itself heard, growing louder.
Cat gets his head closer to the cold, buzzing insides of the appliance but the sound seems to come from somewhere else... Behind him?

The stainless shard of aluminium burning through the atmosphere from a falling Chinese Tencent satellite is fast enough that Cat doesn't register it going through his kitchen window, curtains and finally, throat.

As Cat falls to the ground, head hitting the fridge on the way down, the leftovers of a garlic-mayo kebab falls off the middle shelf and right into our unfortunate hero's mouth, not helping him breathe through the blood but adding, at least, a taste of pleasure among the gurgling and quickly fading confusion.
________________

"CATHRINUS!! Last warning! Get up mister or you're gonna miss school!"
Cat gasps, his breath caught in his (apparently unharmed) throat.
He opens his eyes to see his room as it was when he was almost a teen. In the mirror, he sees his own 11 year old looking self.

He remembers the pain and the kebab and the fridge. He remembers everything that happened, or didn't happen yet? Might happen? Won't happen.

"New game +" he mutters with a grin before heading to the kitchen for breakfast.

>>212825699
Good idea to get the kid used to this sort of thing young too - it'll keep his expectations low, so when you do bring out a salmon fillet or a burger with cheese that actually melts when it gets hot, he'll be amazed.

>>212825699
Weekly food for me is twelve eggs 2.65
yogurt 2.50
rice 1
lentils 1
bread 1
some tomatoes and cucumbers.
Overall 10 euros per week.
Meaning 40 euros per month for food.

>>212825984
Just like my isekai.

>>212826031
What’s your weight?

There is a controversy about this girl in my country, is it worth it?

>>212826162
80 kg.
Used to be 75kg.

Good morning gents, I went to woolk and did some exercise in some machines in a park with my fren yesterday. We met a nice mature lady who told us she lost 15 kg from dieting and exercising, and lifted us. A lot of people were walking with shorts and summer clothing, too. Then the weather got messy.
>>212819190
>What a retard, no wonder things were already over from the first set.
I'm not gonna lie, trying to do exercise with your hands sweating and your palms more lubricated than a colonoscopy rectum is quite hard. Also if your hamstring is already hurting don't push it over the limit. Or you'll strain it or even worse, tear it.
>t. my hamstrings hate me
>>212819589
I've seen in youtube and instagram that apparently women can lift more weight with our legs 'cause our center of gravity is on our hips, in comparison to men. We got wider hips so we can tolerate more loads (heh) on leg-weight machines.

>>212825984
Just like in my isekai animes - I Got Hit By A Chinese Satellite And Now I'm 11 Years Old Again (Gobachinsat).
Time to invest everything in Lehman Brothers stocks.
>>212826172
Feet mentioned.
I'm not sure what she's guilty of (her nordic phenotype suggests corruption or crimes against humanity), but I say let her go.

>>212821050
>>212820941
Trvthnuke. That's the primary reason I don't want to have kids. It feels fucking impossible to manage living on your own and paying for basic things like clothing and healthcare with minimum wage jobs, and higher paying jobs are extremely hard to access to. Things were cheaper back then and there were job opportunities for literally anyone to join, even without qualifications for it. You'd learn on the job and get paid for it.
But now we all know the "We'll train you for a month and we'll start paying you once we hire you!" bullshit.
>>212822096
This is why I'm saying I don't want to bring kids into this world, I don't want them to suffer this.

>"Malta to scrap golden passport scheme, widen criteria for citizenship through exceptional services"
>"Government will be discarding all transactional elements from Malta’s process of naturalisation while opening the door for citizenship through exceptional services from scientists, entrepreneurs, and technologists, among others"
Lots of glufies and ruskies out there who are going to be eligible, no doubt.

>>212826456
A few decades ago, there were people in Greece without any qualifications, barely finishing nine classes of school, who held stable jobs until retirement.
Today they vote for the current economy to remain like this.
I think the only solution for young(er) people is to leave or stop reproducing.

>>212826493
Also, since selling passports (literally whoring out Maltese and European citizenship) was something that this government - according to itself - relied a lot on, I wonder what are they going to come up with next.

>>212822956
nigga if I got paid 1800 euro for being a neet i would NEVER step foot outside of my house again, I would be living life like a millionaire basically, my MOM gets paid less and she's a ((policewoman))
also why u gettin' paid? u got a condition m8? (how do I acquire this power)
>>212823565
Filho da puta you gain more than my two parents combined what the FUCK, I still don't get paid cause I'm a NEET, but I'll get lucky if I get even 280 USD in my next job... fucking grim...

>>212826325
Morning, sister.
>trying to do exercise with your hands sweating
It's about being out of breath really, not the sweat. The sweat is annoying too I'll give you that.
>apparently women can lift more weight with our legs
It should take a man 2 years tops of lifting to squat 1,5 times his bodyweight. While for a woman the same timeframe is only enough for 1,25 times her bodyweight. So no. It's just that men always repress their zesty side, so they don't train legs because that makes them look gay, which they don't want, as that would mean other men would think they are gay, which they would like, but would hate themselves for. So why women are that strong on leg compared to men is that unlike men they train legs. Hell, women mainly train legs, they barely train any muscles above the glutes. There's only one woman in the gym who does some bench once in a while (her arms are fucked now so even she doesn't to them nowadays).

>>212826592
>literally whoring out Maltese and European citizenship
We do the same for our chinese overlords and some ayyraps iirc.

>>212827011
>my MOM gets paid less and she's a ((policewoman))
Wow, a Latina policewoman - just like Kristin Ortega from Altered Carbon.
Can you hook you up with a job at the local PD? Maybe as a dispatcher or something?

>>212827011
It's a special amount designated to keep me silent. I know they know I know that it won't be sufficient, but they're all out of ideas. All their plans failed.

Officially it's unemployment money because i waged before.

>>212827294
You could invest some of that money in tomato sauce and some vegetables, you know

>>212827350
Only a fool wastes money on flavor.
Nutrition is all you need.

>>212827237
No offense to Argentinette, but imagine the sex her father had with the spicy latina fascist policemwoman having a power trip and various mental illnesses she seems to have

>>212827350
I buy some vegetables sometimes doe

>>212827387
Her dad is a policeman also.
>>212827011
>((policewoman))
Don't use those parenthesis on policemen, Argentinette, this is the least jewish profession of all.
Policemen are the wardens of order in this lawless world, crushing subhuman skulls with leather boots.

>>212827525
>Her dad is a policeman also.
also the uniform roleplay vgh

>>212827525

>>212825578
>I still manage to save every month.
Based. I saved money when I was on bennies. Maybe I should get back on bennies since I'm now going through those savings.

>>212827197
Russians, Chinese, Arabs... mainly those.

>>212827197
>It's about being out of breath really, not the sweat
I tend to be out of breath doing anything, maybe it's the fact I used to be a smoker. Or that I have an extremely deviated nose bridge according to a doctor when I was born.
>So no. It's just that men always repress their zesty side
I mean in overall strength yes, a man will inevitably have more strength than a woman due to genetics and hormones, but some women can lift some heavy ass weights just in pursuit of a good looking ass, even more than some men who already train legs. Depends on height and body mass too.
And yeah, women mostly train legs or do cardio or do stuff to *lose* weight, not to *gain* mass, like men tend to do. I did both woolking and weights yesterday, cause I want to lose the fat around my arms and make my arms stronger!
>>212827237
My mom is literally Michelle Rodriguez from Fast and Furious, she's furious and she knows how to drive cars super well. She knew how to drive those boxy hard-ass police cars from the early 2000s. And nah, I ain't gon' become a policewoman cause first thing I'd do with a weapon is do a hero and commit seppuku. The pay is good but you see some horrible shit on the job. Both of my parents didn't want me to become a policewoman either.

>>212827387
It's a little rude to imagine a fellow /med/izen's parents having sex. How would you like it if she imagined your mother and el Galiciano's mother having hot, interracial BDSM themed lesbian sex?
>>212827664
Your newfound wealth has caused you to forget your humble origins. I bet you buy bottles of wine that cost more than a tenner too - ones that come in glass bottles.

finna boutta leave the cage

>>212827369
Is it worth it living if you deprive yourself of all pleasures? And fullness is important, a trip to flavortown should improve fullness and will make you snack less. We literally are designed to eat tasty things and sense tasty things 'cause they're more nutritious and less probable to be poisonous.
>>212827387
Both of my parents are policemen. They both are severely mentally ill, with a narcissism degree in both cases, and both have power trips. It was a match made in heaven kek.
>>212827525
Oh, I don't mean 'cause it's a jewish profession, but rather because the post ((glows)) so hard I might as well just post my IP and national document. I got nothing to steal though 'cause I'm broke as fuck, but you guys could doxx me too easily now kekn't.
>>212827562
Freud would be proud but police uniforms look fucking hot. THERE, I SAID IT, I'm NOT ashamed. And no, I don't want to fuck my parents, that's disgósting.

>>212827940
What's your job?