Thread 213555615

Funpost edish

Caught : >>213523223

Good morning /med/.

>>213555615 (OP)
Hello /med/. I woke up by accident and I hate being woke at this time. Going back to sleep. See you later!

>>213555615 (OP)
Kek, based

>>213555869
śpij dobrze :D

I ended up texting 8 girls instead of 7. I texted another one because she uploaded a story of herself
I ended up talking to her the most, she was very receptive surprisingly, floating the idea of meeting too.
Out of the other 7, two replied over once, three replied once and the last two haven't replied yet. No one has left me on read yet but most of these convos are dead in the water desu

This is it, real nigga hours at the cagie.
No production, 70% of the people on vacation, no canteen or bar service. Maybe even long hours without power because of maintenance.
This is prime time for slacking, coffee drinking, real life shitposting and going out for lunch with the real slaking niggas like me.

>>213557224
>I'm such a slacker guys!
>*works overtime*

>>213557387
>Here is how I made the company millions
>I took a 15 minutes coffee break btw, bossman SEETHING
>*get hit on by a hot coworker*
>*post his wife for no particular reason*

I want to do one of those hunger games simulations.

>>213557592
Maybe with medders?

>>213557592
this >>213557676
I want to see brune strangle catnigga

I and Gironde wanted to make one, we can make multiples anyway.

>>213557676
Obviously.

>>213557701
I would tend to his wounds and he would scratch me doe.

>>213557676
>>213557701
>Maybe with medders?
Yeah, I can try and see how to fill the tributes up and the images and whatnot.
>I want to see brune strangle catnigga
Lmao.
>>213557726
No harm in multiple ones.

I don't think Todd is that bad of a guy
(Starfield was still dogshit tho)

>>213557944
Todd get memed for all the shitty decisions in Bethesda games when he isn't the one making many of them.
The horse armour DLC for example, I doubt it was his decision to do that but when people talk about it they think of Todd.

Hello medsters. Another day, another dime.
>>213557224
Based, also kinda in this mood. Just spent 30mins on coffee break talking

I don't know how to parallel park

Do normal image urls just don't exist anymore?

>>213558652
Ola Moselliño

>>213555615 (OP)
Oh cool, that shitpost I made on /tv/ once is famous now. Feels good to be part of 4chan royalty.

Good morning /med/, another day of creepin'!

>>213557224
>70% of the people on vacation
90% of them must be in Benidorm, when I go to the beach I hear more Portuguese than Spanish.

Hello again frens, coming back to Galicia made me sick and I spend the last 4 days in bed with a terrible cold
Happy birthday to Maltanon btw, I'm still catching up to the threads I missed

Had a dream that Gironde got gored by an elephant and had to visit a private hospital that his parents owned, but then they renovated the hospital into a disco while he was still a patient, and they kept tell him that disco ball lights heal cancer.
>>213557701
>I want to see brune strangle catnigga

>>213555615 (OP)
Good morning sweetpeas, I woke up quite early and I'm starting to think I might have a coffee addiction, or dependency.
>>213556947
The fact you can talk with so many women without spaghetti flying out of your pockets is an achievement in places like these.
>>213557224
Hell yeah, slacking off is my favorite part of any job. 20% production 80% shitposting.
>>213557539
I see where Brazil got the chad genes from.

WIP!
Any suggestions for corrections for existing entries and suggestions for other that are yet to be included are welcome.
>>213559602
Thanks.
>>213559722
Lmao.

>>213559997
>no portuchads
you n'wah!

>>213557592
PLEASE DO IT I want to be a part of a hunger game!!! I want to fight Gironde for the office qts!
>>213557885
>>213559997
You can use a Johnny Joestar pic for me, since he has white and light blue clothing (like my flag), has depression, and likes gay italian men just like me!

>>213559997
Where is boringposter? And Blake? And Greekette? And la Argentiana? And the Greek schizo? And Steve? And Portubreeder? And N'wahposter?

>>213559997
On the top of my head: Piedini, Breizhnigga, Portudad, Yourself, Argentinette, the greek junkie, broingposter, PortuNwah

WIP means Work In Progress, by the way.

And I know the people (though the Greeks are quite obscure to me), I just don't know what images to use.

>>213559997
I will spawn in Essex, I assume? :D

>>213560237
>>213560273
Have we forgotten anyone?

>>213560237
Damn I miss Steve, he was fun

Also unrelated but my blood tests from donating blood came back (like two weeks ago but outlook flagged them as Spam, ugh) AND MY BLOOD IS READY TO BE USED IN BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS
GLORIOUS SUCCESS
>>213560273
Woah, we have a lot more regular or semi regular posters than what I thought. Seems like one of the most stable generals in this board!

>>213560347
Maltachud, of course.
I think we should use a hot woman like that Serbian girl
Or an apu exercising
Or a latex thing

>>213556731
No wonder I have a headache :D

>>213560326
>And I know the people (though the Greeks are quite obscure to me)
Gender swapped Kyriakos/Cassanda from AC Odyssey for Greekette
Orthodox wizard priest for schizo.
>>213560372
I don't lament his absence, because I know he's probably outside a nightclub right now, selling dodgy pills to partygoers and flirting with every female creature that passes by.
>>213560347
>Have we forgotten anyone?
If we have, they have been lost to time.

Fun side project for the weekend, find a linux distro I like and make it my main OS.

>>213560482
Kek
I also wonder where Lainposter has gone, hopefully he's alright

>>213560347
>>213560482
Amistan , Lainposter, Castilianon and Dorfanon too
>>213560412
We use to have a lost more posters, pic related

>>213560520
I miss Lainposter a lot ;-;
>>213560482
Kyriakos mentioned, glory to the BLOATLORD
EEEEEEEE

>>213557387
Watch me take some days off to compensate that overtime
*works the same amount of hours from a yearly perspective while earning more due to “extra” hours* Nothing personal, buckos.

>>213557539
KEK

>>213557701
RUDE

>>213559602
What was you favourite part of the trip irmão?

>>213560182
Maltanon has a special relationship with portuposters.

>>213560520
I hope so, sometimes I wonder what happened to the guy from Nantes, wonder if he's still alive given his severe health issues

>>213560520
Was it Lainposter who said they were attending some kind of vocational skill, or was that someone else? I remember him saying he was doing something, but I forget what it was.
>>213560599
I had forgotten about so many of these people.
It really is true what you say - basically no one remembers you 5 years after you die.

>>213560599
>Castilianon
I prefer to not be noticed.

morning niggas
>>213557224
based, for me this is the end of the year. I never take vacations in that period
but we know you're waging hard, goy
>>213557539
lmao, it really is like that
>>213560600
>BLOATLORD

Tbh I would prefer to limit it to active ones, with some exceptions.

>>213560714
I wonder what the gymbros of the thread think of Kyriakos Grizzly. I recently learned that he does that funny way of lifting 'cause he had some kind of injury that left him unable to lift normally.
I still wonder what kind of severe mental trauma someone has to lift basically a fridge in terms of weight on the regular.

>>213560599
>hue boomer
lmao, accurate
I feel old as fuck

>>213560599
So many frens lost, like tears in the rain.

>>213560615
>What was you favourite part of the trip irmão?
I could choose only thing, I loved the entire trip, I would need to blogpost all thread long and I would clog the entire thread, I'm just backing up the photos of the trip and there's 754 pics.
The town where we stayed surprised me, I expected it to be more grim, but in many ways it reminded me of a wealthier version of Galicia with no Eucalyptus trees, in was located in a hilly region of Hessen, far from the grimness of the industrial Rhin valley along Frankfurt, pic related the town.
Fuck Dutch drivers again btw, I almost died doing 190km/h on the shitty ass skoda rental because side mirrors must not exist in the Netherlands

>>213560682
>I remember him saying he was doing something, but I forget what it was.
I think he was attending some sort of IT 2 year course or something like that

Feeling a bit nostalgic now, this map is already 4 and half years old, the fuck

>>213561095
>2021 was 4 and half years old
now my back hurts

Ok, I should've specified for picture ideas.

>>213561055
>no eucalyptus trees
Heaven.
>doing 190
Remember your shitbox against a tree kek

>>213561095
>portubro in Lisbon
Eheh.

>>213561055
>doing 190km/h
What the hell, I know it's Germany but still
The most I've ever done was like 150-160km/h and I was scared already

I want to drink my coffee but it's still too hot. ;-;
>>213561095
I don't want to accept we're already at the half of the decade. Like most female celebrities who can't accept the passage of time, I reject it, knowing that time is coming for all of us.
>>213561401
150-160km/h is what many routes in my country can get to if they're distant one from the other. Even 180km/h is the maximum I've seen.

Small update. Is this good? I need to charge the phone because I drained it.

>>213561217
>Heaven.
It is, they mostly plant spruce trees, birch and beech, and instead of being fucking brainlets like in Galicia and Northern Portugal they actually use the wood for building shit and the whole place is full of carpentry businesses. Instead of sending every damn Eucalyptus to Pontevedra to shit up the entire ria alkalizing the soil in the process becuase the damn tree is a pest.
>Remember your shitbox against a tree kek
Ah, back when second hand car prices were not retarded and one could buy an old 205 for 500€
>>213561401
>What the hell
I did 190km/h only when I had good visibility and free lanes, for example in the way back to the airport I drove at night and cruised at only 150km/h.
It not like the car's gonna explode, at most time the autabahn was limited to 100 or 120

>>213561562
Hell yeah, it looks really good so far! Who else could we add?

>>213561562
>>213561764
where is portuchad?

>>213561562
Kek at Piedini

>>213561572
>old busted 205?
>a try collection piece, that will be 3000€ plus tip
And you can admit that you didn’t go above 190 because the shitbox couldn’t go faster kek

>>213559245
Did they talk about how much they want to take back Olivenza?

>>213561819
>>a try collection piece, that will be 3000€ plus tip
I bought my fucking shitbow for 2500€ and 250k on it, now is has 435k and I could sell it for 4000€
>the shitbox couldn’t go faster kek
That was the limit of the car, I really wanted to break 200 but the 3 cylinder 1.0L 110hp engine wanted to die

>>213561809
Oh shit you're right, we're missing the portuguese posters. Portuchad/dad, and I can't remember the other flag names. Fuck. I have horrible memory for these kind of things.

>>213559997
>Galicianon 2 is Franco
Lmao, I see I'm well represented

>>213561562
The owl was definitely the wiser choice.
Fittingly enough.
>>213561945
Whenever I play Portugal in Kaiserreich (always choosing the SFM Maria III path, of course), I always make sure to reclaim this rightful parcel of Portuguese land that was unjustly stolen from them.

>>213561986
Bought wife’s car NEW for 16500€ in 2018. This year I took it for maintenance and the place had the same model from the same year with 180k km and less extras selling for 18500€. I had to ask if it was real, truly grim.

>>213561809
I don't know what photos to use for the remaining Portuguese, and others. Open to suggestions.
>>213562115
Indeed.

>>213561945
*Olivença
and our dastardly plan is already in motion

>>213562317
If not this, I recommend using this one kek.
>>213562329
There's the portuanon with a lot of flags! How do most people nickname you, portufren? I can't remember the names of all the portuguese posters, and you all seem to be sexhavers or non-NEETs.

>>213562329
ah... the old tactic

>>213562098
Kek at the olivenza dot line

>>213562388
We have two working portuguese posters, one studying and one NEET.

>>213562115
>I always make sure to reclaim this rightful parcel of Portuguese land that was unjustly stolen from them.
Complete NONSENSE
>>213562329
That's actually a good plan

>>213562115
>I always make sure to reclaim this rightful parcel of Portuguese land that was unjustly stolen from them.
yeah, same the spanish should do with Gibraltar

>>213562081
Fascist scum.

You probably know it already, but I can increase the amount of total tributes.

>>213562115
>this is a 10/10 waifu in Britain

>>213562496
I can always recognize Portuchad 'cause he talks about his wife or his kid or about his cool interests. But it's hard to differentiate the others. Specially since I haven't been able to spend a lot of time here lately.
Speaking of interests, what swords could you recommend for a design? You guys know more about history than I do. The design of the sword would probably be european-oriented, leaning towards the french side.

>>213562656
>>213562763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI5q9x0CtME

>>213555615 (OP)
>Get a call that I'm getting laid off in 2 weeks just as I'm going to work.
>Get so pissed decide to stay home
>Give coworker a heads up over the phone
>He gets into argument with management, says this was the last straw, quits himself
Well, this has been a very interesting day so far, sad that I'm leaving the place I worked at for like 2.5 years, but I got other options.

>>213562666
Her face should be on Portuguese banknotes and in portraits hanging above reception desks in government buildings.
>>213562650
You're poking your finger up the wrong butthole, boominho.

>>213563045
Enjoy sunshine brother

@Portuchad
Have you ever read "We were soldiers once... and young" by Moore and Galloway?
If not I recommend it, I finished it yesterday night and it's a very interesting book about the battle of La Drang, there's also a film based on it with Mel Gibson which is quite cool

>>213563098
>Her face should be on Portuguese banknotes
you say that shit but you try to put a face on it and Poland starts rioting
that's why the bridges work man
>>213559504

>>213563157
I will, but I must return to the thunderdome soon (translation: get a job at another hospital).

Behold.

>>213563487
what is your job? how hard is it to get a new job?

I can add more, of course, but I wanted to post an update.

https://youtu.be/Wtd6DvLoCsU STOP THE MUSIC AND GO HOME...

>>213563789
Well, I worked as a junior radiologist, so I'll just work at a different hospital (I have some options).

The two parties get offended when you say that they're the same shit.

>>213563949
good luck. are you in tbilisi ? is it safe to visit there?

>>213564043
Yes, it's safe.

>Clicked "Adjust size".
>Everything got deleted.
Great.

>>213562678
>Speaking of interests, what swords could you recommend for a design?
I'm more of a mace guy myself.
There are many situations where a sword is better than a mace, but you really don't want to fight skeletons with a bladed weapon.

>>213563654
Perfection

gato negro, please >>213564379

>>213564537
looks like him alright
although there is no mention of giantesses, so maybe not

>>213564537
Absolutely no proofs that's me, would never hold up in a court of law, I deny everything and admit nothing, that handsome stranger is NOT me.
>>213564716
YEAH MATE FUCKING MENTAL LAST NIGHT FUCKING CHUNDERBUS FROM DAZ AND BAZ HAHA NUFF SOME FIT BIRDS AROUND HERE THOUGH MADE RAZ EAT SOME SNAILS TOO HAHA

>>213564986
>Absolutely no proofs that's me, would never hold up in a court of law, I deny everything and admit nothing, that handsome stranger is NOT me.
perfidious alb*on strikes again

>>213564986
are there any country in world where people are quite AND friendly ?

according to your map Ireland might be one?

Thoughts on this natty Turkish woman?

>>213557944
Todd is a liar, always makes promises that he cannot keep.
But otherwise I agree, he is not evil like some ea ceo.

>>213558652
Not that difficult, you drive past a parked car until your back window is that the level of his front bumper, then you switch to reverse while your steering wheel is turned, then once you reach the pavement you straight the wheel and keep going reverse.
The trick in all parking situations is to properly set up your mirrors to give you the best viewing angles, many drivers skip this step because they do not consider it important or are bored.

>>213561945
No, but I had a Portuguese Erasmus dorm mate who had to tell sth along the lines of how they sailed the wolrd first and not us or something else that I don't remember.
>>213562650
Based
>>213564716
>loud brits on the train
Colour me surprised, I just can't stand them.
>>213565964
Where do you find these specimens?

>>213566101
/fit/
And with Turkey being a /med/ country I thought I'd post her here.

Re-made and edited a bit along the way.

I went to the 'upermarket with my mom to buy groceries and carried most of the heavy bags so that she wouldn't struggle, and emotionally supported her when the car began to throw a fit and absolutely did not want to start. The car then started 'cause I told her to keep on pushing until it started, and it did.
I rolled charisma and got a nat20, that's how I get through life.
>>213564263
The character I'm designing is a french catboy (you're allowed to laugh) kind of inspired on The Little Prince and Ouji lolita fashion. And maybe a little bit on Richard the Lionheart, although he's a british king, he's... More french in race???
>>213564537
>sniff
that's him no lie dua lipa ft sean paul
>>213565964
Her face looks like what you'd expect a white turro here to look like. Her body is amazing though.

>>213566180
If she dates Twinko, people will think it's a heterosexual couple

>>213566461
Add yourself

>>213566563
dykes date zesty twinks?

>>213566590
I will as soon as I come up with an image. What should I do with the rest of the slots? Anyone else that I forgot?

>>213565522
>are there any country in world where people are quite AND friendly ?
The great nation of Japan (Dai-Nippon Teikoku).
>>213565964
Usually I am not too picky with musclegirls, but her face is 100% masculine to me. My brain just isn't registering her as female from the neck up.

>>213566711
>Anyone else that I forgot?
Me (Mancheganon). You can use pic related.

>>213566664
Some do I guess

>>213566711
I would put twinko

>>213566804
Aahhhh, how could I forget the resident educator? To be honest, I didn't know what to call you.
>>213566839
He is ready there, no?

>>213566888
My bad, breizhanon confused me
Fella has too many names

>>213563161
No I haven’t. Going into my backlog, fren!

>>213566804
>pic related
Millions must coom.
>>213566888
C H E Q U E A D O

mannnn 9 year old me had super fucking good tastes in music man, even as a kid I loved songs that talked about suicide, ending it all and escaping the absurdism and conformity of the day to day life but with funky music in the background
https://youtu.be/dSw8CucthGc

>>213567210
the portuguese chud shooting the troon always gets me

>>213566888
I should've asked.

Do we have a name for the German?

>>213567543
Kwabian

>Grown adults digging a big hole I the sand.
Very based, I wish I could join them.

>>213567210
>Millions must coom.
I don't wanna corrupt the kids! Saved that pic btw, it's very based.

>>213567648
Right. Is it just him, or do we have other Germans?

>>213567741
Not really

>>213567741
I don't think so, sometimes some german flags might post, but not regulars.
I remember meeting a german poster once and I miss him now. Wish I could talk to him again. He was a very kind person but just as troubled as I was then.
>>213567733
I fucking love that picture, I need more quality shitpost images to share in here.

>>213566487
>The character I'm designing is a french catboy (you're allowed to laugh) kind of inspired on The Little Prince and Ouji lolita fashion. And maybe a little bit on Richard the Lionheart, although he's a british king, he's... More french in race???
He sounds like the ultimate uke for the most female-brained yaoi doujin of all time.
If you ever show him here, I'm going repost the image and say that's what the manliest French male looks like.
>>213566461
>teams decided entirely by nationality and jewishness
Diversity is not our strength on the battlefield.

>>213568184
>He sounds like the ultimate uke for the most female-brained yaoi doujin of all time.
He kinda does but there's DEFINITELY gayer OCs of mine, this character I'm talking about is still a kid. 12, to be exact. But he's already crushing on another character of mine who's a witch, but she's 16 years old.
If anything the story I'm writing is VERY sapphic oriented and very gay but with women. I mean... It's a magical girl story. There's no way the protagonist is straight unless it's Sailor Moon. Or maybe Sakura Cardcaptor. But this shit is Flip Flappers, Madoka Magica, maybe Mermaid Melody/Pretty Cure inspired. (cough and the mechanics are similar to Jojo's so the gayness is obligatory).
Here's the drawing of like half the protagonists, the other half I still gotta draw. Decided I'd start sketching something even if I don't know what I'm doing lol. Also a meta knight just 'cause I love the kirby super star ultra sprite designs.

Last update for now ( walk time soon).
>>213568184
Why? It is very diverse.

>>213568482
Kwabian pic kek

>>213568632
That's the reason I asked if there are multiple Germans that I might've not detected.

>>213568482
Steve lmao

>>213568482
steve would bare handedly rip out everyone's guts
scary mf

>>213568482
>district 8
also known as the BLACK district

>>213566020
Thanks for the tip anon, I remeber something like that from driving school
>then once you reach the pavement you straight the wheel and keep going reverse.
You mean to completely turn the wheel to the other side no? Because if you straighten the wheel you will end up with half the car over the pavement

>>213567945
well that's not really fair
Nile is baby-tier river for agriculture, Chinese rivers keep changing course every other decade and every attempt at reform or rebuilding is stonewalled by confucian scholars of the "nothing ever happens, be filial" school

Was changing the configuration of a machine at the factory.
Maintenance had a backup of the program (it was not up to date).
Took a leap of faith and downloaded the configuration with the changes.
The configuration was clearly no up to date, machine if fucked.
ETA for unfucking it? TBD.
Ragequit on the spot and left the cagie.

>>213570170
kek, to makeyour day better
>several days checking logs, testing, pushing for people to fix an issue with server configuration that is fucking up a device (includes battle against "whitelist Karen")
>finally after pushing and tons of people annoying me instead of helping, jeets implement fix
>some chink that didn't move a finger nags me and the team I'm helping because "we didn't open the correct ticket, blablablah"
>I explain the fucker that we were running against time and had no support, but he is too dumb to understand this
>we test again
>solution pushed by jeets caused a regression bug
>had to open another ticket and start again
>in the meantime tons of stuff I have to do are being pushed and delayed, they'll certainly cause me headaches in the future due to that
seriously, fuck this shit... maybe I should ragequit as well

>>213569869
Minecraft plains vs badlands IRL meme
I honestly respect the chinese people's grind, it feels like they do really work harder than most in the west.
>inb4 you'd get murdered for this shit in china
>>213570170
>>213570366
Being cagie is suffering. Change the whole plot of Madoka Magica from turning into magical girls, to turn into wagies and it's literally exactly the same. Sell your soul to a cute looking businessowner who wants to exploit all the juice out of your being to fuel the machine for senseless reasons that benefit nobody in the end.

>>213570528
I honestly understand NEETs, this shit get into our nerves

>They didn't save.
Oh fuck me.

Saw a cute girl going down the road on a bicycle, and she was playing Ottoman-sounding music.

Good day med we got the new washing machine, too bad it's too tilted to the right so we have to adjust it, we'll do it tomorrow

>>213571389
Yeah, I already have anger issues dealing with my friends and my family's bullshit, I don't know how the fuck I'll be supposed to deal with clients and coworkers and bosses. Although I feel like I'd care less since... Job is job and family is family. If a customer's angry I'll just say "I don't know man, I'm doing my job, if you don't want me to help I can't do more than what I get paid and told to do".
>>213571933
The TURKIYE empire lives on...

>>213571933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSo6Qm1rZnU

>>213572647
malta gonna bust a nut just from looking at that

>>213572647
My tits itch seeing this, but damn. I love the aerodynamics of boobs. Such perfectly designed blobs of fat, water, a bit of muscle, and just enough nerve tissue for it to be an erogenous zone.

>>213572670
>>213572719

>>213572780
I feel like my boobs... It's not that my boobs aren't great, I love them, but I feel like... Using tank tube tops wouldn't look good on me. And I feel awkward having my nips out or without some kind of layer of protection.
This is for the types of people who REALLY love being braless and letting the nip slip. Gotta respect it, desu, I fear I am not brave enough for this kind of fashion.
Would wear the collar and the second bodysuit though, I fucking love bodysuits but don't have money for 'em.
@Magyar would love this frfr

>>213573003
Tank tube tops have the most probability of looking bad in my opinion. Either your boobs are EXTREMELY firm, or the top will either sit very high on the chest or squash the booba in the middle making them look bad. In the case of the webm, the saving grace is probably the angle of the video, because they look really squishy.

>>213573063
Like this.

>>213573063
>>213573126
>Either your boobs are EXTREMELY firm, or the top will either sit very high on the chest or squash the booba in the middle making them look bad.
That's LITERALLY my fears, although the issue is... My boobs are kind of uhh, not too high, not too low, but without support they're gonna go down a bit. I mean, I am like a DD cup apparently. And they can get super firm if they're hard and if I'm cold, but tank tubes in general just look so trashy to me. I would rather use spaghetti strap tanktops or maybe something more supportive of my boobage. That's why I love wearing padded bras, they maintain the overall shape of my boobs, give me support, and protect me from hitting them!
If anything I think the issue too is that some clothes are too loose, and figure-hugging clothes are better than stuff that just *sits* on your body. I wanted to study to be a clothes designer as a kid but I ain't into sewing, so I just draw the clothes kek.

>hit back my mistake
>delete everything again
I am going to kill someone.

>>213573854
Please kill Salvini then

Fucks sake the more annoying it is to do it on the phone the more bullshit arises that makes me have to do the same fucking list a million times. And my phone keeps doing nonsense and I'm close to snapping it in half.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyd9DfLaKZM

HELL NO guy is funny

>>213572647
>>213572780
>>213573377
>>213572918
Mmmm, I'm aroused by all this <3

>>213573854
I OFFER MYSELF AS TRIBUTE!
>>213573990
i sometimes wonder if phones were invented just to test how patient can someone be with something that you'll value more than your own life
kinda like having kids but even more toxic, somehow
why can't the fucking phone battery last more ffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch/ViGJwl-hnGg

New tism

I've been talking with one of my best friends about swordfighting (He actually practices it IRL! And like, historical swordfighting!) and swords, and I feel obligated to listen to jojo reference music while drawing poses.
https://youtu.be/3JoW8BRFchU
ELLA EXPLOTA COMO EN IRAK

Somehow the tab disappeared and everything got deleted again. Why.

Played some MTG today in the gym city, I'm rusty af so I performed badly.

When she hits you with that /med/ stare.

F'għoxx il-kelb Alla u F'għoxx il-liba l-Madonna ħaqq għoxx il-ħanżira liba nkallata għoxx il-Madalena ta' ras żobbi ħaqq l-ostja Alla.

>>213575152
>he started speaking in tongues

I'll do it tomorrow AGAIN, and hopefully without bullshit because I'm about to smash my phone.

AND HOPEFULLY, I manage to finish it and actually run the game. Jesus Christ all these complications if only I could do it on the fucking PC.

I can feel it, cthulhu is emerging

WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU THROW A SWORD LIKE IT'S AN ARROW?
https://youtu.be/Cob3JMmtctY

>>213572407
Rasputin?

>>213575376
Church

>>213575376
>>213576710
>Church
I meant to write Chudlhu but the fucking phone corrected it.

>>213576702
Anyway, what she was listening to sounded closer to those military marches with an overdose of zurna.

>>213576750
>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>213576975
Why are you writing in Welsh ?

>>213575272
Recently rewatched ALL filthy frank episodes, and I reached the point I’m too old to fully appreciate it.
Still listen to Pink Season occasionally.

>>213577042
Because I support the independence of Wales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU

Sinistar sure is scary

>>213577042
I thought that was filipino.
>>213577236
I will always think "Holy shit he couldn't be THAT based" and every time I still think "Man, he was actually being kind of progressive for the time being". Discriminating everyone equally is quite an accomplishment.
I will say though I absolutely do NOT watch his puke videos. Or the rat chef one.
I also really wanted TVFilthyFrank2 to work out.

>>213575011
What software do you use?

>>213575152
Looks and sounds neat

>>213577969
>What software do you use?
Firefox.
>Looks and sounds neat
That's because you don't understand it.

Goodnight /med/, it was really odd not seeing magyaranon post today. I hope he's okay.

Hoping to do the hunger games thing tomorrow without any torture. I can't wait until I get my privacy back.

The girl on the bike - it would be hilarious if she was really playing some Ottoman military march. It did sound a bit like one, but I cannot tell for sure. Not something I would've expected to witness in my town either way.

THERE WAS A TIME THAT THE PIECES FIT BUT I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY
https://youtu.be/MM62wjLrgmA

>>213571933
Turkish agent of influence?

>>213571943
I don't like situations like this

>>213572334
>anger issues
Diagnose me, sister. Sometimes I feel emotions very intensely, sometimes I barely feel them at all, and I can also be extremely brutal

>>213575618
NEAT AS FUCK! <3

>>213578225
>>213579192 (<3)
>>213580433
>>213580820
Decent tracks

>>213570528
such a fun artist, I like her

>>213581245
>very intense emotions
>very intense no-emotions
>very brutal
Obviously I can't diagnose you anything since I'd have to see how you react in your day to day life to most stimuli, but depending on the severity of your symptoms, then there's the "illness" so to speak.
Kinda sounds like what people with bipolar disorder, borderline personality disorder, and just people with a lot of stress on their shoulders go through. For something to be a personality disorder you gotta suffer it mostly in socialization.
Do you attach to people too quickly? Do you throw them away just as quick? Do you go from love to hate quickly? How does your mood swing? What is your perception of yourself?
If that's relatively stable throughout time but you still feel like shit it might be something organic like bipolar depression or unipolar depression, aka major depression. Sometimes it can be neurological too, like ADHD. If the outside factors ain't stressing you and you live a relatively comfy life but feel like crap, then...
Tl;dr: Keep track of your emotions and how you interact with people, specially your close ones, and that can give you a clue about what you could have or NOT have.
There's no cure for being french though. That one's permanent.
>>213581313
SHIT do you have her twitter or any page where I could follow her?! I remember finding that pic in beddit but I don't know if her tag changed.

french robots having sex is my favorite music genre
https://youtu.be/MZTg2WMb8Ps also please listen to Justice everyone please

>>213581245
This little nigga is from my hometown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt73A639Fxg

>>213581382
oh it's Centurii-Chan
CenturiiC on xitter

Okay, time for some serious music before I go to sleep. I hope you listen to it and joy, polebro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt1jMWVvcqg

>>213582101
boa noite
>Madredeus
baseadinho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhxti4nFTdc