>>514969035
Yeah. 4.5% capri suns. Lager flavoured.

>>514963169
>If a girl tries staring at you hold the stare
Staring
Staring
Still staring

>>214481430
Why would you spoil it ?

>>60852911
You kept your soule pure anon. And god rewards you today

>>214195662
er det ikke litt flaut å være en så stygg mongo homo taper som deg i 2016+9?

>>82271013
I have a similar situation. Mousey, married little MILF coworker with kids, haven't said two words to each other, but we stare at each other constantly. She's fiery and very perceptive. Within the first couple of weeks of working there, she figured out I kept looking at her feet and started wearing these wedge sandal things, drives me nuts. A couple of weeks ago she was staring at me and gnawing the shit out of her bottom lip. I regularly fantasize about lifting her up on to her desk and fucking her senseless while kissing all over her soles.

The problem is I'm like 85% sure she's already having an affair with the head director there that runs the entire facility. She's basically his second in command. He's noticed the sexual tension between us and it's really pissed him off.

Why won't God just allow let me get laid?

>>214072747
Go to Lidl and buy them

I just want a cute android gf on her knees between my legs, feeding on my gargantuan load while I run my fingers through her hair and tell her what a good girl she is. Apparently I'm asking too much.

>>60820996
Basically I'm just not gonna sell it (the crypto currency)

>>40937143
Indeed.

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>28571984
I farded

>>513145457
id like to think they did that to protect their land and has nothing to do with gang activity

>>82137638
You put it perfectly. I think the average poster here (mostly due to being underage) completely lacks the neuroplasticity required for this kind of epiphany. It's also the issue of not being capable of seperating sex and socialization, the latter being neccessary (unless you are some kind of monk or autist) to not go insane. Ironically, they do exactly that, they go crazy, ER style.
Modded Free Cities and good 3D porn is really all you need. I feel bad for guys who think sex will fix them.

Back from rooning in the forest, it was a good session I roon faster than usual, there was a girl way ahead of me at the end and I managed to beat her right at the end.

Also saw a hot blonde gigastacy fitgirl.

*schlürf*

>>213576975
Why are you writing in Welsh ?

>>512405413
wtf that bear almost fucked you up

>>511993057
based

I dag?
Frysepizza + øller + vodka + poni poni poni!
Elsker poni poni poni! Dejlige digitale hopper!

>>511369168
>>511369225
>>511369396
>>511369705
>>511369882
>>511369942
We did it congrats lads

>>511007158

Monkeys and kittys are very different fren.

Good morning med, what are your plans for this Sunday Funday ?

>>510854935

I dislike tornadoes. And snakes.

I love trans girls. That's all. Mwah.

>>212870727
>>212870837
Hvorfor stoppe der?

>>510580664
>be me, 32
>wife, 23
>met wife at 28, she interned at the company I was at
>everyone in the office wanted her
>tight asses in boots are my kryptonite >cracked a joke in a meeting she laughed
>later that night
>she sucked my dick in the parking garage
>like a hamster getting water
>was doing 13 days of nofap and zinc
>blew my load all over her face
>like 11 pumps
>even came on the bosses car I was next to
>drive back to my place
>literally broke the bed
>we were hooked on each other
>we started dating
>found similar interests along the way
>she realizes she wants a family
>realizes I am secure and good at my job
>I realize im 28 and fucking this hot little minx
>probably will never get better than this
She's comfortable coming to me and asking questions, I can easily explain stuff. Its like couples were meant to date with a gap and people started preventing it. Anyways we love each other and realize were good for each other the only people I hear complaints from are malding are 20yo zoomers that cant get laid and 35 year old cat ladies. My mom doesn't care now that they have grandchildren and dad is stunned im not gay and pulled that piece of ass. The trick is to stop caring what other people say. If anything, its her fault for coming onto me in the parking garage that night. But shes a willing adult lmao. We dont care. Stop caring.

>>510084743
sie machen sich lacherlich

>>510080629
I use pages of the Talmud as toilet paper, project more czarnuch.

>>510056592
>No Italian jokes plz

ok, just this one time

>>509569163
and go where?

Are there an modern wars that are not instigated by jews?

Good morning med, cagie soon and it's gonna be scorching hot, greaaat

>>63909975
>we have to have due process for 6 quadrillion that totally won't clog up the courts for the next century

>>24489340
Read it out loud with a cowboy accent, turns the book from a 2/5 to 4/5 or 4.5/5.

>>508430011
I'll be real. I don't get reclining in an airplane. You get like 2 inches and like 5 degrees of angle at best, and it just pisses off the person behind you who passive aggressively kicks your seat for the next 6 hours. It's not worth the trade-off imo.

>>508316763
>>508317052
What confuses me is that they've been bouncing around 1-5 years for 40 years, said they were weeks away once in those 40 years, and nothing happened... Then, nobody said they were 6 months away 6 months ago, 3 months away 3 months ago, it was just "YO NUKES IN LIKE A WEEK BRAH! GOTTA BOMB EM NOW!" Something else is here, the narratives don't line up.

>>28470077
Is the rx the equivalent one, it _needs_ to be a Lexus. Is there really no n/a engine options for this shit anymore, we wanna keep this thing for like 15 years. Are the hybrids reliable and decent?

what would you invest if you had 300k?

Good day med, one more day of suffering before a nice 3 and a half days weekend

>>211893455
hat 27 grad hier und finds ganz angenehm

>>81531921
This board has categorically gotten better since the pandemic & you are A. delusional or B. new if you think otherwise.

>>24464706
Can someone please explain who these people in the image are?
>>24464145
IT.
I have said it before but King making the retard the pivotal character of the story annoys me to no end. Most of his books are mid, or fall short of the hype people build around his books. Was it a newish genre at the time and he happened to be a good writer with prolific writing capabilities?

>>60499971
i slurped a lil
probly should have done more

>>507147249
This thread is still up? I went to bed.
Anything happen? TLDR?