Thread 82271013

I literally came in my pants today while making intense prolonged eye contact with a female coworker today.

Genuinely just fucking embarassing that as a 29 year old virgin I'm so starved of intimacy that that was enough to do it for me. Also she's married and is just genuinely a really sweet girl and I'm horrifically ashamed that my body reacted that way to an entirely innocent gesture. I'm such a piece of shit.

Pic related. She has those same mesmerizing giant brown eyes.

I like wearing mascara like this, it's really cute. My eyes are green though. They say green eyes are a symbol of jealousy... They might be right.

My love interest looks a lot like this.

Its so hot out I cant wear pants. And this hot as fuck girl sat across from me on the bus and I could see her panties. But, I didnt actually look at them. But the pressure involved with not taking pictures up cute girls skirts produces like massive anxiety. And when guys are focused their cocks get hard as fuck. Its so embarrassing because my cock is fucking massive, and my shorts dont hide it at all. And I cant really put my hand over my huge raging hard on erection, because then it will look like im playing with my balls or something and Ill probably get arrested for public indecency. Hopefully one of the girls on the bus sucks my cock on the bus instead of never even asking one time to suck on my huge cock. Because thats so annoying that they all go fart on chads huge balls and fart everywhere onto his balls. Why wont any cute girls shart onto my chest so I can watch the poo spread their sphincters and listen to their sigh.

>>82271085
See this is literally how I felt even though my response was entirely involuntary.

>>82271106
Yeah its hard having a dick this big in the summer time, I think if I prematurely ejaculated like you did I would have came way too much for my balls. I dont ever prematurely cum though, I can pound a sphincter with my huge cock for 3 hours at Mach 10 without ever speeding down.

>>82271106
Why does the idea of just automatically dropping to my knees in such a scenario and actually just sucking his massive cock turn me in automatically, without even thinking about it? It's kind of weird. Normally a moid's penis would get hard when reading something like this but mine stays limp as can be. But I'm still aroused.

>>82271013 (OP)
It takes me like 30 minutes to an hour to cum... I thought it was because of age.. look like it;s not the case

>>82271413
Yeah that's ridiculously long but desu jerking off is a totally different thing for me too. I've definitely gone a bit too deep down the porn rabbit hole as well and yet just smelling a girl's perfume irl can get me hard.

>>82271509
What kind of perfume do you think I should get?

>>82271531
old spice

>>82271553
Really? I figured you would recommend something like Prada Paradoxe. That fits your pseudo vibe

>>82271531
>>82271569
That wasn't me. I don't know anything about fragrances. I just like it when girls smell nice.

Why didn't you just break eye contact

>>82271013 (OP)
I have a similar situation. Mousey, married little MILF coworker with kids, haven't said two words to each other, but we stare at each other constantly. She's fiery and very perceptive. Within the first couple of weeks of working there, she figured out I kept looking at her feet and started wearing these wedge sandal things, drives me nuts. A couple of weeks ago she was staring at me and gnawing the shit out of her bottom lip. I regularly fantasize about lifting her up on to her desk and fucking her senseless while kissing all over her soles.

The problem is I'm like 85% sure she's already having an affair with the head director there that runs the entire facility. She's basically his second in command. He's noticed the sexual tension between us and it's really pissed him off.

Why won't God just allow let me get laid?

I rewrote it so it's what I'd like to do with my future boyfriend

Making my boyfriend small and limp until he can't even get hard and can only get off by me taking him whenever and however I want. Because I made his dick so pathetic it's not like hed need his balls so I take those too

Make him iterally cum himself involuntarily while making intense prolonged eye contact with a girl.

Him being Genuinely just so fucking embarassed That's such a little thing like passing intimacy from another girl is enough to do it for him. How she could genuinely be a really sweet girl and and he is horrifically ashamed that his body reacted that way to an entirely innocent gesture.