Thread 214058703

Alberto edition
Conquered Iberia: >>214026122

Good morning, sisters.
It's time to do the needful.

>>214058777
Fascist scum.

>>214059332
No such thing as a femcel.

Wakey, wakey /med/.
I woke up at 5:45 because I was cold. So glad summer is almost over.
>>214041493
To be fair, my great-grandma was lucky enough to have been adopted by a wealthy man. My grandpa on my dad's side of the family was the chauffeur for an important man in the electric utility company during the dictatorship. My dad and aunt got their jobs through that connection.

All that "wealth" has magically disappeared after two generations, mostly due to selfishness, even within the family. Not even the extremely rich people are as selfish when it comes to their own families.
>>214047351
>Don't they realise that they will run out of money one day?
My bad, by leeching I didn't mean they did not work, just that they leech off of my grandparents' "estate". Although one could hardly call it work when one of my uncles is a millionaire by sheer luck (won the lotto twice and married a well-off and horrible woman) and the other one is a lazy almost bum who follows my rich uncle's orders.

nth for Italian woman in the woods

wasted a week off work award

Remembered people work more days now than peasants did during the Middle Ages.
>>214061204
What did you not do? Anyway, there's no need to be productive every day.

>>214061308
I just didn't do anything special. But it's ok, having time off work was ok too, and I have a bunch of vacation days still left.

>>214061308
>people work more days now than peasants did during the Middle Ages
is that actually true?

>>214061416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHrZRJR4igQ

The gymcel sesh
1x1 105 kgs (new pr, on 2nd rep I could pull the bar down below chin, but I could not touch chest so I'm not counting it as a rep), 1x1 107,5 kgs (new pr) narrow grip lat pulldowns
1x7 85 kgs climber grip lat pulldowns (piece of shit grip, no idea why I liked it when I started lifting)
2x6 40 kgs unilateral cross body lat pulldowns
3x3 73,75 kgs unilateral plate loaded low rows (+1 rep)
3x7 87,5 kgs pec deck
1x4+2x5 35 kgs unilateral machine lat raises
1x2 40 kgs tricep extensions
1x3 15 kgs, 2x7 12,5 kgs unilateral tricep extensions (I usually don't use any attachment on unilateral lat pulldowns, but today I used a rope that you are supposed to grab with one arm only, and I think it weighted around half a kilo, so technically the weight was more like 14,5 and 12 kgs)

>>214059613
>Fascist scum.
You gotta admit it's a nice play on words though.

>>214061308
true, but when they did work they worked way harder
field manual labour sucks

>>214061477
I'd happily take it if it meant more holidays and more happiness. The bourgeoisie class was a mistake. Gotta go back.

>>214060409
>those gloves
Keek

>>214061308
Yeah sure, animals and plants care a lot about your holidays

>>214061667
And what's that got to do with the price of fish?

>>214061416
yes, not just in the middle ages that's true for most agriculture-based societies
you have periods of intense back-breaking labour during planting and harvesting seasons and plenty of downtime when the crops are growing

that's how Egypt build all their great monuments you know, the Pharaoh would put those lazy ass farmers to work during innundation season to build his shit, otherwise they'd just sit on their asses for 4 months every year

Hello meds, I ate syrian food yesterday and woke up in the middle of the night to shit half my bodyweight.

>>214062032
Imagine with a coffee.

Good day med gonna roon, is it better to take whey before or after rooning desu ?

>>214062032
I had Lebanese food once or twice and didn't shit out half of my bodyweight
Lebanon>Syria?

>>214062165
running doesn't stimulate muscle growth so I don't see what the point would be either way
it's good to take protein after strength workouts, but cardio?
anyway eating carbs before longer cardio sessions makes sense, but otherwise I usually do better with an empty stomach (not hungry I mean, just not full)

>>214062248
I mean they gave it to me, I don't really see occasions to take it unless it's after exercising

>>214062075
Kek yeah I'm avoiding the torrefeid jew for a while
>>214062167
So it seems so it seems. It was kinda similar to Lebanese. The waitress was the most beautiful girl I saw this week so it was worth it.

>>214062165
Probably better 1 hour before, to give you a lil' boost. I'm the opposite of our spanish fren, I don't run well on an empty stomach.

>>214062032
Did the chef look like this ?

>>214062430
Kek nah she was a regular older woman and the waitress was a genuine 10/10, more beautiful than many girls posted here.

>>214061468
Since you did push today too I assume you feel better about your tendinitis today.

>>214062597
Ask her out

I had sex again
And this time the girl was actually cute too

>>214062698
fuck off (tell more)

>>214062698
See >>214062720
How did you do it, Chad?

>>214062769
>>214062720
>>214062763
I'm at work now I'll say when I return

This one took more work (2 pretty long dates) but it was worth it
I came fast again unfortunately though. This is a bigger issue than I initially thought

Two more storeys to go.

Good morning /med/, still tired but at least I dint have to recover for a hangover anymore.

>>214058703 (OP)
Based Alberto Barbosa.
>>214060081
I see. In my case, the wealth from my family comes from father's side after success in the army (my grandpa was a paratrooper colonel while great and great-great grandfather were captains, fighting in the Civil War and in an important battle of the Cuban independence war respectively), only my grandma is alive now and my mom, who is broke after very poor decisions, depends on her since she has all of that fortune which has been also disappearing. My dad, who passed away months ago, also depended on her and made also very poor decisions.
>>214062698
Congrats anon.
>>214062894
>I came fast again unfortunately though.
Doing 2 rounds could work, so you make up for what you couldn't in the first round.
>>214063783
Amazing boobah.

>>214062698
/med/ Boy Summer wins again. Mating season has been remarkably successful this year.

Not my first day as being a lonely freak but my first day as being poor to booth

Am back from the rooning it went nice, also there was a qt girl with a hot body desu
>>214064272
How did you become poor fratello ?

>>214064436
>How did you become poor fratello ?
Parents made an unending series of asinine decisions and now the chickens came home to roost

>>214064478
But how does that affect you ?
Do you live with them ?

Some delightful news from the archipelago.

>>214064478
>and now the chickens came home to roost
So what's the next step of their master plan?

>>214064586
Hamrun standing strong fr fr

>>214062645
Yes.
The cream I got yesterday stimulates blood flow into the damaged tendons, and it seems it's working. I usually feel a bit of pain when warming up the shoulders and the rotators, but today I did not feel any discomfort at all.
The reason I did push today though was that yesterday I technically did 0 sets of push despite it being a push day. Training chest sucked ass because my arms were hurting. If it already hurts that much on chest, ohp is a bit risky so I skipped that too. So instead of training triceps and side delts and taking those to failure, I just left. Yesterday in the afternoon I was mad at myself that I just left, but honestly, given how I managed to hit a new pr on lat raises today, I can't be mad at myself.

>>214062698
Fakecel. Again.

>>214064620
I guess sell in a hurry (thus at a discounted price) our mountain home and another apartment they stubbornly refused to rent and then hope it's enough to not sell our first home

>>214064547
Nigga ever heard of assets and eventual inheritance

>>214064780
No

>>214064654
It might look like Mogadishu/Aleppo/Mumbai, but it seems they aren't the majority there, yet.

Gonna buy a 'za for lunch. Spending 5€, living large

Good morning, waiting for mom to get done with couscous, since it's friday

>>214058703 (OP)
صباحُ الخير my nigga
>>214059613
>No such thing as a femcel.
dude woke up deploying
>>214062698
another day, another fakecell trick

I just found out that now more Luxembourgers speak Portuguese as a first language than French

colonialism never stopped, it just moved on to greener pastures

>>214065045
Is it true original couscous doesn't have meat ?

>>214065204
no idea, sounds unthinkable to me, but i live in souss region, we don't even call it "couscous" here but "kescsou"

>>214065170
Colonialist scum

>>214065045
fetch me some, please
>>214065054
neo-colonialist scum

>>214065293
For me it's lamb couscous with vegetables and sauce

>>214065419
>neo-colonialist scum
meant to >>214065170

>>214065433
mon nègre

>>214065433
>>214065204
no idea about that, for me it's soussi couscous with chiken

>>214065366
>>214065419
>>214065446
you guys will call us scum but you still love us anyway

this basically proves there's nothing wrong with colonialism

>>214065674
>there's nothing wrong with colonialism
good to know

>>214065813
>SEF
old ass meme

>>214060409
She should stop eating so much pasta.

Made my knock off pokebowl it wasn't as good as I expected

I worked out

>could you like get a new hobby or something
>you know like meet people and fuck girls or something
Absolutely btfo'd by 'mberg again. Will never recover from this.

>>214068042
She's envious of your gains.

>>214068042
Based mum.

>>214068042
>put the grandchildren in my arms, and nobody gets hurt

>>214068092
>autistic kid gets a girl pregnant
>bring the kid over
>black

>>214068042
Perhaps momberg could collaborate a little and bring the girls home

>>214068123
>tfw magyar's stuffy old boomer parents sitting opposite him and his curvaceous, light-absorbing nubian queen fresh from the streets of baltimore, trying to make awkward conversation with her
>hallo, najsz mit ju… ju laik baszketból?

>>214068252
Magyachud doesn't need any help doebeitever.
He just needs to stop his goyophobia.

>>214068331
'emmie

>>214058703 (OP)
total bozgor death

>>214068065
She is the reason behind my gains though. Eating your mom's cooking increases your chance of hitting new PRs. Or so am I told.

>>214068252
>Perhaps momberg could collaborate
She does collaborate. It's just that she collaborates against me. Her friend came over like 3 weeks ago, and was like "so anon now you go to the gym n shit, have you invited any girls out on date from there?". Told her that inviting someone on a date you know from the gym is 'ick or something, then she told me to fuck off. She of course also told me to make her a cuppa of cobbee after dabbing on me.

>>214068331
Gem
Thoughts on the vid I linked?

>>214068418
t. szekler

>>214068549
>Thoughts on the vid I linked?
I can't believe I fell for it again.

Semi-empty gym, almost 3pm, progressive house on the earbuds. Name a better combo.

>>214068972
>Name a better combo.
Having sex with the girlfriend

>>214069102
that's not a combo

Still thinking about the qt

>>214068972
Coffee and chocolate.

>>214069478
qrd

>>214069478
This is why it's dangerous to go outside, Moseph. You end up seeing beautiful women, and they live in your head rent free for weeks while you dream up fictional scenarios about your life together with them.
Whenever I go outside these days, I close my eyes and navigate by stretching out my hands and feeling for whatever's in front of me.

>>214069526
>>214064436

I'm gonna call the dentist, give me your energy medsters

>>214069914
No.
You're a big boy, you can manage without us.

>>214069962
It's closed, I have to call next monday

>>214069558
Great advice Catnigga I'll do that next week and pray nobody takes advantage of my voluntary blindness to rob me desu

Ate a bunch of garbage slop now feeling like Im dying and I really need to puke, how do the fatbros do it on the daily ??

>>214068549
You have no problem interacting with older women so why can't you do the same with younger ones.

Had to call Ameli but it didn't went well, I typed a number and then the AI voice said "now state your demand" and I hung up

Had another comfy siesta lads. This week it was almost a daily thing for me.

>>214068972
Semi-empty gym (me and 3-4 other people there), 7 AM, EDM on the gym loudspeakers.

>>214069558
>feeling for whatever's in front of me
Yeah but you just said
>You end up seeing beautiful women
Does that not mean that you don't see them, but touch their boobs, which is probably even worse?

>>214070272
Autism. And I do struggle interacting with older women if they look good for their age and I want to put my cock in them and make them feel young again.

>>214070152
Many people will tell you that you need motivation to gorge yourself on a daily basis, but this is not true. You need discipline. Eating should become a habit, so that even when you don't want to do it, your hands are still moving towards the fridge of their own accord. It should become second nature to reach for an extra helping. You shouldn't need to think before you ask for an XL portion, you should just do it.

>>214070316
So the issue lies in you finding them sexy.
You can try this the next time you meet a sexy woman.
Just imagine that she's a granny and behave to her like you would to a granny.
Then your mind will not be clouded by the potential of a mate and you can bee yourself.

>>214070382
Thanks doc.

New Pendulum, new Deftones, new The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die.

Where is Andalusama ? I'm gonna watch episode 3 soon

>>214070477
>Where is Andalusama ?
Doing some cardio (having sex) with the latina gym thots. They could not resist his skin colour.

>>214070316
>Does that not mean that you don't see them, but touch their boobs, which is probably even worse?
Are you under the impression that you can go through life completely avoiding all risk? Every day, we dance with fate. In fact, we're doing the monkey with her right now.

>>214070477
>>214070653
I'm here, just have nothing to say today, played some LoL and EU IV.
Things pick up in episode 3 and some mysteries start getting a bit clearer but don't resolve, and then in the following chapters lots of interesting things happen.

Today's training for Magyaranon.
3-3-0 tempo bench press 1x1 with 140 kg, 3x3 with 125 kg.
Incline bench press 3x8 with 95 kg.
DB OHP 3x8 with 30 kg.
Tricep extensionso 3x10 with 45 kg.

What the fuck man there’s people who spent 10k+ hours on a single game

I know most popular AAA and indie titles, I get bored of the most addictive vidya after 300 hours max, I spent like 3-4k hours total on vidya overall and Im a no lifer.
Genuinely cant comprehend how common it is for people to just dump 3k hours on a single game

What is it like for you guys? How many hours have you wasted on vidya and whats the biggest amount of hours you dumped on a single game?

>>214071384
I pirated many games so I don't know for most games but many, many hours.

>>214070807
Saved this vid for you btw (pinky promise it's a cute video and not a bait this time)

>>214070855
>LoL
Aram I assume?
>Incline bench press 3x8 with 95 kg.
Strong ass nigga. Sadly our incline bench is so shit noone uses us. It both feels wobbly lifting the weight and lifting on it also hurts your neck. Everyone feels this way, not just me. So we can only incline bench dbs or use the smith machine.
Lately I feel like dropping free weight, and just using machines (especially pec deck), but if I don't spam incline my upper chest is going to lag behind the lower and middle chest. Se acabó.

>>214071384
>How many hours have you wasted on vidya and whats the biggest amount of hours you dumped on a single game?
I wasted a lot of time on bideo gayms, especially when I was 13-21 yrs old. I probably have a shitton of hours in league. I don't even want to look up online how much of playtime there is on my account.

>>214071516
I'm playing some rankeds to get the victorious skin, you need to win 15 rankeds games to get it.
>Lately I feel like dropping free weight, and just using machines
From a hypertrophy perspective it doesn't make a lot of difference if you can hit your muscle with the machines you have, there are some machines for incline press for example, but you'd be missing lots of good exercises if you totally drop free weights.

>>214071384
>What the fuck man there’s people who spent 10k+ hours on a single game

>>214071619
>victorious twisted fate
Damn that shit is absolute ass. Grim.
I would probably download league rn if not for Vanguard fr fr. Don't need kernel level shit on my pc.
>you need to win 15 rankeds games to get it.
Also grim. Back in the good old days you had to hit gold at least to get a victorious skin.
>there are some machines for incline press for example
Our only incline press is a technogym plate loaded one and it sucks. Technogym machines that are not pull or legs are so shit it's unreal (apart from the pec deck, it easily mogs other brands' pec decks).
>but you'd be missing lots of good exercises if you totally drop free weights.
I meant dropping them on push days tbf. Db rows are absolutely goated for back, and db split squats are a thousand times better than just doing some leg extensions like a dyel whose only leg training consists of 2 sets of leg press and 2 set of leg extension maybe twice a month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRtyMCeDw8o
if catnigga was Chinese (and had manual skills)

Watching sloppa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3qF8QtjmNk

Belgian shell chocolates

>>214071619
>>214071917
Just wanted to add another thing.
Or maybe I won't drop db bench, but I will definitely do flat bench for some weeks now. It's been at least two months now, maybe two and a half since I started exclusively doing incline db bench.

>>214072618
Those are absolutely delish.

>>214072618
Don't tempt me like that. The ones sold by Lidl aren't too shabby.

>>214062698
okk QRD below

she was visiting athens for a week to meet some friends, we first talked online before meeting for the first date a few days ago.
To my surprise she was better looking from up close than from her pics. She was like 165cm tall, tight body but pretty perky tits and butt. We visited a bar, no dancing or anything just drinks, at first she was kinda timid but she wasn't objecting to me being touchy. After we had a few I started telling her that I like her, she showed interest asking me about past relationships etc (i lied), and eventually I got closer and kissed her on the cheek (we were still at the bar, didn't wait until the end of the night). She didn't object and I kept doing it, after like a minute we started making out and we basically didn't stop until we left the place.

Yesterday we went for drinks by car, she drank a ton of vodka and was pretty high, we kissed a bit then asked her if she wanted to hang out at my place. She said yes and took her home. When at home we were nude within like 5 minutes, but I came pretty early unfortunately, barely managed half a minute. She was disappointed but we kept playing with each other for like another hour. At one point I asked her to suck my dick and she said no kek. But it was pretty fun even after I came.

She was qt as fuck, not like the other uggo. Kinda plain but cute face, and tight af body and pussy. Doubt I'll ever get anything better
We'll meet on the weekend too probably

>inb4 fakecel
i was a khhhv for 27 years

>>214072747
Go to Lidl and buy them

>>214072922
Fakecel.

>>214072922
>i was a khhhv for 27 years
What did you do to turn your situation around from khhv to a pussy slayer chad? Also since more young males emigrate from Greece than young females, wouldn't that theoretically shrink the supply of young males therefore making their value higher in the dating marketplace which would make their dating life easier or would it make things worse since women would just hold out until they emigrate and find a man in their target country?

Also y'all Gayreek niggas gotta stop being so degenerate a family friend of ours who's a priest went to serve in a Greek church and came back in less than a year because he couldn't handle keeping his chastity vows and seeing y'all niggas literally kissing in church. Debaucherous niggas smd.

>>214073487
> to a pussy slayer chad
lol no. I just went from 0/10 to like 2-3/10

And what I did was just create dating profiles. I still haven't dated a woman in an IRL setting
Dating needs experience though too, my first ones were kinda bad. Lately ive been doing better at it, but in my experience unless you're a complete autist you'll probably do good on a date

>>214072922
>barely managed half a minute

>>214073487
>>214067685
ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ رَبِّ ٱلْعَالَمِينَ

>>214072953
I'm glad my sloth is greater than my gluttony.

>>214073769
fun fact is that I masturbated like thrice in the 2 days leading up to it, I still came early though kek
deathgrip fags are have it good

>>214070855
Question, roids make you gain strenght faster? Been watching some videos about a roidtranny (Andoni) and he is impresive in both terms of size and strenght, watched a video where he went from 140kg bench press to 180kg for 8 reps in like 4 weeks

>>214074161
was it with a condom?
apparently condom delaying cooming exists

>>214074184
no
i didn't even have time to put it on

>>214074177
>Question, roids make you gain strenght faster?
Obviously, all else being equal, more muscle means more strength.
>Been watching some videos about a roidtranny (Andoni) and he is impresive in both terms of size and strenght, watched a video where he went from 140kg bench press to 180kg for 8 reps in like 4 weeks
And he still claims natty is kind of funny, amazing how gullible some people are.

>>214073796
Speaking of Allah (which might've been taken from the Aramaic Alaha), how much of this Aramaic rendetion of the Lord's Prayer ( https://youtu.be/QqLZr11JhMM )do you understand? You probably had somewhat of a religious education in Hebrew even if your parents don't seem to be frum. Aramaic is definitely closer to Hebrew (especially Yemeni Hebrew that still pronounces all letters correctly) than it is to Arabic, but i still understood a fair bit of it. Curious to see how much you'll understand of it.

Man Aramaic really is a beautiful language it's a shame it's probably going to go extinct in the next century or so because ISIS nigger scum couldn't hold themselves back from wiping out the Assyrian and Syriac presences in Iraq and Syria

Roidtrannies look so shit it's unbelievable. Insane how they do that to themselves.

>>214074447
I have to leave rn, I'll reply to your post in 2 hours masribro. (just so you know I'm not ignoring you and will reply a bit later today)

Antidepressants and alcohol........
Let's find out!

AI is starting to become terrifying(ly hot).

>>214075175
>Let's find out!

>>214075408
The background is a bit derpy at times, but that's shockingly impressive for AI. I don't think I would have clocked it as being computer generated (maybe I would have noticed the tattoos changing shape and position on the fingers though).

I don't know how many iterations we are away from videos being indistinguishable from reality, but it can't be many now. Might be time to invest in an Oculus Rift headset.

>>214075658
>chat, generate huge amazonesses with the best feet ever so they can snu snu me to death

>>214074447
Both are Semitic languages so they probably have a common root in proto-Semitic.

>>214075142
I disagree, I think there are many roidtrannies with good bodies.

>>214074523
I've always wanted to visit Syria and Iraq, but thanks to islamist niggers, dictadors and such I'll have to postpone this to another life it seems
>>214075175
rip bozo

>>214075762
Yep. From the first couple of lines there are a ton of really similar words cuz religious words didn't change much over the 3000~ years since we split from proto semitic. Some examples if you're interested: Abun (our father) = Avinu (HE) = Abuna (AR), bashmayo (in the heavene) = B'shamayim (HE) = Bil-Samawat (AR), nithqadash shmokh (hallowed be thy name) = Yitkadash shmakh (HE) = Yataqadas Esmak (AR). After that it starts diverging pretty heavily although you can definitely notice how it's more similar to Hebrew than it is to Arabic because Aramaic is a Northwestern semitic language like Hebrew is, while Arabic is central semitic. I still understood like 40% of the song with my native Arabic and very very limited knowledge of Hebrew. We're really all brothers desu

>>214075724
>computer, simulate a jurassic era jungle, replacing all dinosaurs with proportionally sized portuguese women. Increase libidinous urges by 400% and have them believe i'm a member of their species
>disengage safety protocols

>>214076216
>disengage safety protocols
Uh oh.

>>214076216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKdf4duQeNM
Classic.

I'm going to wash the car and taking off the dust.

>>214070316
>comfy siesta
Basado
>7 AM
Too early, but the rest is okay.
>>214074184
>apparently condom delaying cooming exists
They do, never used them but it could be a good option in situations like that, when you don't know how much you're going to last despite having masturbated earlier. I've had even worse performances than the Greek anon because of the nerves and novelty of a new girl.

Whey tastes good

>>214077445
Now hit the gym and we will add you to the list of gymbros

>>214077595
I don't need to go to the gym I have everything at home

>>214077445
Yeah I never got the hate, obviously it's not going to be exactly like a milkshake but if you do milk + whey you are basically doing milk + protein + flavouring + sugar free sweetener so no reason for it to taste bad.

>>214077655
The gym is better, it gives you more options to train, if you go to the gym you'll gain more muscle.

bored as hell

>>214077696
I'm doing it with water as instructed and I find it good, it's like an unsweetened Nesquick
>>214077728
I'll have to drive there, exercise with strangers nd pay for it, no thanks

>>214077728
>spend time commuting
>spend time waiting for spots to be free
>soemd money
The gym is suboptimal.

I saw a Muslim ninja.

>>214078020
>>214078392
The gym has a cost but the reward to cost ratio is massive.

>>214077874
Fascist scum.

I watch episode 3, I hope Sou isn't a shadow desu

>>214079870
I also wasted my day, didn't do anything useful or fun

>>214080458
Plap.

>>214077137
Sometimes I walk into random businesses and do this, just in the faintest hope that maybe one day it'll work.

>>214074447
Alright I'm back.
>Hebrew
I don't speak Hebrew fr fr. I should learn Ancient Hebrew for the lulz though.
>Yemeni Hebrew that still pronounces all letters correctly
They don't pronounce the tsade sound properly. It used to be a thrilled "s" sound, but they pronounce it as a "tz".
Here's an example of what Hebrew used to sound like, but the "s" is not pronounced properly by the speaker. I can't find the video I was looking for where they pronounce it properly though. Then again, maybe this one I link is the correct pronounciation and the other one is bullshit.
https://youtu.be/k_OXbC05kcM?si=P9YXZQ6-JBsbBvhu&t=196
As for understanding Aramaic, orthodox jews usually learn Babylonian Aramaic (so they can read the Babylonian Talmud) and in rarer cases Palestinian Aramaic (so they can read the Jerusalem Talmud, also knows as Palestinian Talmud, also known as Talmud of the land of Israel), so I'm sure given how they can understand an Aramaic language, have a much easier time understanding modern Aramaic compared to those who only speak Hebrew.
To me aramaic chants (just like greek chants) are much more sovlful than when a catholic priest just simply reads a text from the Bible instead of chanting it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpHiN_8Hw_k
Ashkenazi/Sephardi/Mizrahi jews will chant the same text in the synagogue differently (sephardi and mizrahi are much closer to each other than either to ashkenazi). But what's interesting is that we also have an Italian rite, known as Italki rite. And I think it's really beautiful and mogs other rites (mizrahi rites are goated too tbf, ashkenazi is definitely the worst)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tq4zPxeehg
And another thing if we're already speaking of Aramaic. There's a theory (idk if it's bullshit though or not) that the word Quran comes from the Aramaic word Qeryana which means holy scripture.

>>214080702
>Italki rite
Holy mog. Evangelicals on life support from this one video. Even the dude in the background is a walking mog and would be at least a 7/10 anywhere in the world. Italia stronk af

Fatigued.

Smells like cagie wagie already, thank goodness I took next monday off too

>>214080458
Careful, the dwarf is on his way to call her fat

>>214082616
He is a gnome, and he'd fit in-between them, with his hat tickling her chin.

>>214082607
>Smells like cagie wagie already

>>214077137
Haha, brilliant :D

>>214077874
Mein Fuhrer!

>>214078793
These can be nice. Years ago I saw many such Muslim women in London

>>214080458
Mmmm <3

>>214080702
Hebrew is nice

>>214082546
Tiring day, huh?

>>214083071
Smells putrid and horrible desu

>>214083391
Just enjoy the weekend without thinking about it fren. Nothing to gain from thinking about the cagie while not being there.

>>214083562
I'll try

There is this nice lady that I see almost daily doing her walk.
>>214083257
Walking letterboxes. Wonderful.

The beauty of the /med/ woman shall never perish from the face of the earth.