Thread 40934306

The 2nd coming of Jesus Christ will be on September 12 2025

>>40934306 (OP)
dats pretty soon

>hey guys... I'm still not going to fight evil... anyway see you in Heaven

wow great, thanks Jesus, nice to have you back

>>40934336
The real christ was within you the entire time *peaces out back to his heavenly goon cave*

That's nice birthday present for me!:)

>>40934344
>Jesus defeated Satan by getting crucified and leaving him in charge of Earth (and apparently all of the stars as well)

wow what a great guy, I can't wait for Heaven!

>>40934336
evil is the imposition of will, how to fight with out imposing? ignore

>>40934358
I like Mao Zedong

>>40934363
right? fuck the birds who needs em
on that subject? how directly related ya spose elon and polpot are?

>>40934371
on the other hand I also like sparrows

there may be a distant connection between Pol Pot and Elon Musk, I dunno

>>40934358
>"Evil is the imposition of will"
Wrong. Evil is when you do bad things, like hurting animals and torturing people, certainly you can use the Will for Good

It's obvious Philosophy has been complete nonsense for millennia now; I can tell by the lack of pyramids

>>40934399
>like hurting animals and torturing people
you mean like when one imposes their will on the will of another person or animal... against the will of the imposed?
>certainly you can use the Will for Good
certainly, but you cant impose one will on another for good.
>It's obvious Philosophy has been complete nonsense
for you (big guy energy)

>>40934306 (OP)
Matthew 24:36 says: But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

>>40934800

Yeah,op must be retard or a 14yo kid

>>40934444
>you cant impose one will on another for good

I can ride a horse

bout damn time nigga

>>40934800
OP doesn't even know what date that is.
12th day? Say who, Gregorian calendar users? You don't know if they're right. They're wrong about many things.
September eh? The 9th month? It's the 7th month though. September, 7th in the list, Sept = 7.
Makes August the 6th month. "No silly child I know better than you the Lion's Gate was 8/8 so it's August right it's the celestial alignment of Sirius in the Horizon together with the Sun rising at the same time"
That happens in July when you're in Cairo, and on the 13th of August in London.
Uh oh. That's not good. "Uuuuh actually sun's in Leo that's why they call it Lion's Gate"
What's so special about that day then? "The sun directly crosses over Regulus, hence Lion's Gate"
THAT IS ON THE 23RD OF AUGUST.

Long-winded way of putting it, but the core is this: people know fuck all about anything and can't be trusted on their word.
I used a live star chart to check when things happen and what alignments are. Do that research yourself as well.

>>40934444
>certainly, but you cant impose one will on another for good.
What is good?

im schizoing out rn, yall see all the numbers in this thread right?

>>40934306 (OP)
amen, but are you sure?

>>40935177
i dont like numbers, but i can work with words and projecting. people absorve the universe and spit in details.

>>40934306 (OP)
i just sharted my pants

>>40934306 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnhMntRHqpo

The coming of the [Antichrist, the lawless] one is through the activity of Satan, [attended] with great power [all kinds of counterfeit miracles] and [deceptive] signs and false wonders [all of them lies], 10 and by unlimited seduction to evil and with all the deception of wickedness for those who are perishing, because they did not welcome the love of the truth [of the gospel] so as to be saved [they were spiritually blind, and rejected the truth that would have saved them].

Because of this God will send upon them a misleading influence, [an activity of error and deception] so they will believe the lie, 12 in order that all may be judged and condemned who did not believe the truth [about their sin, and the need for salvation through Christ], but instead took pleasure in unrighteousness.

>>40934306 (OP)
About time. That nigga owes me $3. I haven't forgotten about that java monster Jeezy.

That's my birthday!

4 For Gaza shall be forsaken, and Ashkelon a desolation: they shall drive out Ashdod at the noon day, and Ekron shall be rooted up.

5 Woe unto the inhabitants of the sea coast, the nation of the Cherethites! the word of the Lord is against you; O Canaan, the land of the Philistines, I will even destroy thee, that there shall be no inhabitant.

6 And the sea coast shall be dwellings and cottages for shepherds, and folds for flocks.

7 And the coast shall be for the remnant of the house of Judah; they shall feed thereupon: in the houses of Ashkelon shall they lie down in the evening: for the Lord their God shall visit them, and turn away their captivity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuR8y2EIP24

11 One day, when Moshe was a grown man, he went out to visit his kinsmen; and he watched them struggling at forced labor. He saw an Egyptian strike a Hebrew, one of his kinsmen. 12 He looked this way and that; and when he saw that no one was around, he killed the Egyptian and hid his body in the sand.

>>40935399
And the Lord wished to crush him, He made him ill. The Holy One, blessed be He, wished to crush him and to cause him to repent; therefore, he made him ill.

וה' חפץ דכאו החלי. הקב"ה חפץ לדכאו ולהחזירו למוטב לפיכך החלה אותו:
If his soul makes itself restitution, etc.. Said the Holy One, blessed be He, “I will see, if his soul will be given and delivered with My holiness to return it to Me as restitution for all that he betrayed Me, I will pay him his recompense, and he will see children, etc.” This word אָשָׁם is an expression of ransom that one gives to the one against when he sinned, amende in O.F., to free from faults, similar to the matter mentioned in the episode of the Philistines (I Sam. 6:3), “Do not send it away empty, but you shall send back with it a guilt offering (אָשָׁם).”

15 And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant:

16 I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption (wasting disease), and the burning ague (inflammation), that shall consume the eyes (optic neuritis), and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

https://youtu.be/6c7d8BYJy8I

>>40935137
will willingly shared.
>>40935055
you sure can neigh like one

Although he had done no violence
and had said nothing deceptive,
10 yet it pleased Adonai to crush him with illness,
to see if he would present himself as a guilt offering.
If he does, he will see his offspring;
and he will prolong his days;
and at his hand Adonai’s desire
will be accomplished.
11 After this ordeal, he will see satisfaction.
“By his knowing [pain and sacrifice],
my righteous servant makes many righteous;
it is for their sins that he suffers.
12 Therefore I will assign him a share with the great,
he will divide the spoil with the mighty,
for having exposed himself to death
and being counted among the sinners,
while actually bearing the sin of many
and interceding for the offenders.”

https://youtu.be/6c7d8BYJy8I

>>40935408
I thought that GIF was from a facialabuse video or something. Disappointing.

>>40935511
You're a fat fucking retard. Evil cunt

I had fantasies last night about a woman coming in to me in my pain and sitting atop me naked while I flail my hands around like a spastic touching her body to feel human closeness, myself moaning the entire time like I've finally done it just sitting with my erect penis in her vagina for a number of hours.

>>40934399
hey you outed yourself as a pussy liberal type in that thread yesterday

>>40934306 (OP)
We have a rule here. Whenever someone says religious or apocalyptic prophecies they have to give their full name and date of birth.
That way we know who to praise and cherish when it comes true.
Thank you for your time.

>>40934306 (OP)
Christianity was the I AM doctrine veiled for the piscean age, a judeo-masonic concoction, specifically Jupiter and the Sun in Pisces. Islam was Venus in Pisces. For the aquarian age the I AM doctrine will be veiled under the guise of AI and other technological creations.

Jesus = Je suis = Jeshua = Yah Weh = Jove = Jupiter = Zeus = Deus = I AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZftML6pAv7E

>>40935560
You have no understanding of etiology.

If Sydney Sweeney came in and laid atop me in my pain I would flail around. It wasn't always like this but I should have had a wife a long time ago. I'm a sad lover who never got anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFood_bTOX4&list=RDYFood_bTOX4&start_radio=1

>>40935540
You must be confused... I am a revolutionary.

>>40935568
>>40935568
My people come to you, as they usually do, and sit before you to hear your words, but they do not put them into practice. Their mouths speak of love, but their hearts are greedy for unjust gain. Indeed, to them you are nothing more than one who sings love songs with a beautiful voice and plays an instrument well, for they hear your words but do not put them into practice.

>>40934306 (OP)
Matthew 24:36
>But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

We are not to know the day or hour, but to only read the signs. These predictions are useful to nobody OP; if satan knew when Jesus was coming back, he'd readily try to deceive people about the date, but Jesus in His infinite wisdom will "....cometh as a thief in the night" (1 Thessalonians 5:2). So be prepared, I don't feel He is far away now. Lord, have mercy.

>>40935620
Shut the absolute fuck up you dumbass cunt. Stupid motherfucjer cunt nugget. Dumbass fucking retard cunt stain.

https://youtu.be/YFood_bTOX4

Those Christians are JEWS
Shirley Phelps Roper is a JEW

There are the 10 lost tribes in America

White people are EDOM

>>40935511
Me too. What IS it from?

>>40934306 (OP)
add it to the list

>>40935703
all christians are jews
theyre spiritually dependent on jews
its like tying a jewish anchor to the sinking ship that is their soul which seeks to remain buoyant. essentially theyre like little babby jews. jews in training.

>>40934376

Musk has so firmly integrated himself into absolutely every aspect of humanity it is appalling. Talk about worshipping a false idol. You can't escape him once you put the pieces together.

>>40935730
The implication is you are assuming everyone who is reading you believes Jews are bad. So you have adopted as part of your NPC programming to post that all Christians are Jews, equating them, so that you can attempt to revive National Socialism, wherein, if you actually did, the 7 billion humans would swarm to your lands and kill you without a second's remorse within months, leaving now sign of civilization amongst your lands.

>>40934306 (OP)
lets bet money, im sure he wont.

I swear to God, and God be my witness, that if you ever dare try to claim superiority over the world ever again, I will destroy your people sevenfold harder.

We have heard a report from the Lord.
An envoy was sent among the nations, saying,
“Arise! Let us make war against Edom!”
2 The Lord says, “Look! I will make you a weak nation;
you will be greatly despised!
3 Your presumptuous heart has deceived you—
you who reside in the safety of the rocky cliffs,
whose home is high in the mountains.
You think to yourself,
‘No one can bring me down to the ground!’
4 Even if you were to soar high like an eagle,
even if you were to make your nest among the stars,
I can bring you down even from there!” says the Lord.
5 “If thieves came to rob you during the night,

13 Thou shouldest not have entered into the gate of my people in the day of their calamity; yea, thou shouldest not have looked on their affliction in the day of their calamity, nor have laid hands on their substance in the day of their calamity;

14 Neither shouldest thou have stood in the crossway, to cut off those of his that did escape; neither shouldest thou have delivered up those of his that did remain in the day of distress.

15 For the day of the Lord is near upon all the heathen: as thou hast done, it shall be done unto thee: thy reward shall return upon thine own head.

16 For as ye have drunk upon my holy mountain, so shall all the heathen drink continually, yea, they shall drink, and they shall swallow down, and they shall be as though they had not been.

17 But upon mount Zion shall be deliverance, and there shall be holiness; and the house of Jacob shall possess their possessions.

18 And the house of Jacob shall be a fire, and the house of Joseph a flame, and the house of Esau for stubble, and they shall kindle in them, and devour them; and there shall not be any remaining of the house of Esau; for the Lord hath spoken it.

19 And they of the south shall possess the mount of Esau; and they of the plain the Philistines: and they shall possess the fields of Ephraim, and the fields of Samaria: and Benjamin shall possess Gilead.

20 And the captivity of this host of the children of Israel shall possess that of the Canaanites, even unto Zarephath; and the captivity of Jerusalem, which is in Sepharad, shall possess the cities of the south.

21 And saviours shall come up on mount Zion to judge the mount of Esau; and the kingdom shall be the Lord's.

>>40935563
Jesus is an aspect of Zeus, specifically the logos of the Sun and Jupiter in Pisces. But you don't need to know that, the less you the better. Loser.

im literally jesus ive been here for 155 years trapped fighting a pineal gland war. ask me anything. i dear u, say higher self.

>>40936747
what causes deposits of unwanted crystals in the pineal gland?

>>40935709
Sara Lima. A small-time internet celebrity/cosplayer. Seems to have wiped all presence of herself off the internet. Nothing where she's getting facefucked.

>>40937049
That's too bad. She looks perfect for it.

>>40937143
Indeed.

>>40934306 (OP)
>The 2nd coming of Jesus Christ will be on September 12 2025
False!

https://youtu.be/R4Kz8mbkGYs

"Saar, I have risen!"

>>40934306 (OP)
>Asserts Christ will come back on a specific date with no evidence to back himself up
>Ignores all the prophecies in revelation about what has to happen first
Classic schizo/bait post right here

>>40934306 (OP)
Maybe the project blue beans version

>>40935730
>>40935750
Kikes arguing amongst themselves with uberslop arguments. Either that or samefag.

>>40934306 (OP)
At the risk of repeating myself, Matthew 24:36 says: But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

>>40938368
>The jew is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, [a kike], it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out"
afaik only jews and transjews opt for kike over jew. which one are you?

>>40934306 (OP)
Cool OP, thanks for letting me know you're a false prophet and that I can safely ignore everything you have to say

>>40936751
diet and enviromental factors and you not being a homosexual or whore, being very real, both of these classes along with negros have immune systems. btw the 4 horsemen of the ap0ocalpyse are actually me and my twins, but tom brady pimped them out all my life, monica, anna zak and taylor swift. he can keep them they are not worth it, ill do it myself. he just dropped a nuclear bomb on my head kekw, u all will see and understand what im talking about very soon with your HIGHER SELF. PS IVE DONE ALMOST EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR OVER A FUCKING YEAR, BIG BAD TOMMY, WAKE THE FUCK DOWN.

>>40938895
>>40938895
ay to not say when you eat acid your body tries to save you by leaching calcium phosphate out of your bones to neutralize the acid and if you happen to eat flouride at the same time it fits perfectly into the covalent bonding site the phosphate left empty (did you know its not fluoride added to drinking water its hexa-fluoride deca-sulfate?)
>u all will see and understand what im talking about very soon with your HIGHER SELF
i shall hold my endless breath in gloriosu anticipation my good sir

>>40938912
sorry mang bones and lenses**, its 2:32 am and im first drafting dis shit

>>40938895
also... picture related?

>>40934358
no u

>>40939023
do you have a version of this image that is not for ants?

>>40938912
yes take as much phosphorus as u can. with calcium from eggshell. pharma grade receptor site cleaners and t1 t2 t3 t4. u actually need a lot of sugar to function. candina and bullshit like that is real, swiming in choroinated pools and oceans do help alot. so do being in the sun and pharamaturical grade vitamin d.
>>40938928
yes actually, that is an alien form of spirtual englightment. beings walk around with stuff like that showing people who to fuck with and who not to.

>>40938912
this is very elementary but these work great for removing parasites and increasing voltage along with the consumption of gold and other iconic metals, dont be scared do research on the ingestion of gold friend, https://drclarkstore.com/collections/equipment/products/copper-tubes-paint-free-pair

people like tom brady hold back the teleknesis level here on earth pretending to be me and everyone u see in hollywood nfl governments are in on it and will face actual alien military tribunals on why they did this to earth.

>>40939035
that poor man has been lobotomized genetically :(
100 to 1 odds hes circumcised and his dad and his dad too
>yes take as much phosphorus as u can. with calcium from eggshell. pharma grade receptor site cleaners and t1 t2 t3 t4.
an 1810 alka seltzer would do better (just sodium bicarbonate in spring water, no added acids, and hopefully no hydraulic fracturing compounds in your spring water, trololol)

>>40939045
absolutely based alkaloid collide and foot ball enthusiast.

>>40939025
use paint to resize it yourself fuckwit

>>40939084
or what?

>>40939053
should i have used this image instead of grand msater?
>>40939045

This nigga called Jewsus will suck my veiny dick

>>40939114
b careful fren.... they use painting and portals to open up wormholes which is NOT ALLOWED AND A HUGE INFRACTION. the virgin mary is only allowed to do so, yes desu jesus has sex with his mom, which is actually healthy when you have higher self and she coordinates all the goddesses that u have. because all ur mommies constructed u in the image of her perfectionh8jnx, not just me. btw if ur a man dont use the mirror like women do, i get it to style comb brush teeth to look for things etc etc. its a very bad look. try to be as pure as you can but also still be cheeky.

>>40939053
btw thats not even adolf hitler stupido, adolf hitler left and it was taken over by a blonde women who looks like kat timpf.

>>40939475
>>40939488
its not her fault 88s the poor nazeren girl had soiled role models ;*(

also huehuehue

>>40934306 (OP)

literally who?
is he some kind of lgbtq performer?
oh, something arab? good for them, i guess.

>>40934306 (OP)
WRONG
he's coming back on the 3rd of September

>>40935264
I just think that Trump and Taylor Swift both fit perfectly with the antichrist thing.

Reminder that Jesus gets killed and resurrects not on Spring Equinox for the new age myth, but the full moon after it, and its called Easter/Eoster in honor of Ishtar.

Reminder that the new Israel born of the old Israel is just a retelling of the birth of Venus, with all its allusions to her myths and descriptors.

Cant have Venus without her snake of Jupiter. She's always been a daddy's girl.

>>40934306 (OP)
>The 2nd coming of Jesus Christ will be on September 12 2025
The reigning champion of /SRG/

>>40934306 (OP)
>The 2nd coming of Jesus Christ will be on September 12 2025
Based if true.
But how do you know that?

>>40941394
this

>>40934306 (OP)
Promise me I can give you a big suckie wuckie while you're tied up from head to toe if you're wrong. If the 13th comes and I haven't seen christ, I'm going to post orgasm you so hard.

You have to agree to this or you're bluffing. Present your PP as a bargaining chip. Your toes will wiggle, gay boy. Hickey peehole!

I believe that when something happens without us being able to see it ourselves, we will feel it. For example, we are a flock like sheep (Christians): when something happens, some become restless because they sense it. They notice it first because they are chosen for it, and the others, even though they don’t see it, become restless too, and it spreads through the flock until suddenly everyone is on alert. Nobody knows exactly what it is, so we project our desires onto it. For Christians, it’s the return of Jesus, which everyone hopes for, but the Bible is clear: no one knows, only the Father in Heaven. The Good Shepherd knows, and inevitably, we feel it with Him. Just don’t fall into panic; we believe Jesus will reveal Himself to each person individually, and that doesn’t require stories from others.

>>40941394
It's always impressive how people on /x/ manage to post absolutely nonsensical garbage with such a high level of confidence