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Tasty : >>213589711

Good morning /med/.

Good morning, sisters.
What's the plan for the weekend?

>>213624117
Today I'll go hiking in the mountains with my family
How was your holiday Magyaranon?

Make sure you take your robot on daily walks and apply WD-40 regularly to keep those robo-joints fully functional.
>>213624117
No plans.

>>213624117
No plans.

>>213623871 (OP)
FUCK YOU SEAL
FUCK YOU
PEDERAST SEAL
SEAL S PEDER

>>213623871 (OP)
why no blood

>>213623871 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOO! The poor fish

It is my mother's birthday today (we got a couple of birthdays and other celebrations in August), but we're doing nothing. We're not a family that likes to celebrate stuff.

>>213624908
I'm sure she will make some cake to fatten you up.

>>213624938
No, she already made something this week.
>>213624908
>and other celebrations
It is only one, really, which isn't a birthday.

>>213624195
>I'll go hiking in the mountains
Comfy as fuck. Can't suffer in Italia o qualcosa.
>holiday
It was okay. A bit too short as I couldn't do what I wanted to do so I came home a day earlier than planned. Insane how much more developed the Western parts of the cunt area than the Eastern shitole parts where I live.
Also, got myself a shitalian book for less than 2 euros fr fr. It's about the Abazzia di Pannonhalma and it has pictures of the paintings on the walls in it. I bought it to read something in Italian ofc, not to look at the paintinings in the book. Was SHOCKED when I saw that in a random bookstore in Tapolca they placed italian books right next to the window so you can see them when you look inside.
There were some really cute girls too there. There was a small thin blonde nerd who was speaking with a lisp. Fuck.

Post a med-related song

https://youtu.be/qKuZ6oFaW8w?si=Q3SUD9xppibTQDlX

>>213625062
>mf finally discovers in doesn't svffer in his country
Just leave your ghetto

>>213623871 (OP)
seal is a messi fan
tsunfish are ronaldo fans

Good morning med, rooning in the forest in a few minutes

>>213625159
A song about Gozo is Med-related.
https://youtu.be/v_-h6xDSsUs?si=WBcqVAwiHWzXAJsC

>>213625663
Would you apply sunburn cream for her?

He's literally me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeZj2096h-Y

>>213625728
Of course.

Hello medlings, coffee made and ready to game
>>213625663
Ths won't do, this is just way too big!

>>213625908

>Superset peck deck with dips
>Get massive DOMS in the chest
I like it

>>213626129
That's more of a dropset than a superset, because what you are doing essentially is doing a chest exercise and then lowering the load in some way to continue training further, in this case you lower the load in the chest by changing exercise.
It's either that or you weren't training close to failure when doing pec deck.

>>213626201
I did peck deck to failure and then immediately did the dips, I felt my chest burning like crazy, which was the objective

Trying to get laid is a highway to depression.
>>213624117
That's a succulent Chinese meal you've got there.

>>213626313
Yeah it takes a toll mentally. It's been a year since I just preferred not to bother with it. I'm not sure it's worth it.
>succulent Chinese meal
Get your hand off my penis
>>213624117
I'll just relax and play bidogames

>>213626304
That's more of a dropset then.
You could have achieved a similar thing doing pec deck with less weight after getting to failure.
It's not bad to do a dropset while changing exercise, I was just telling you.

>>213626549
It's ok, I just wanted to share with /med/ders since it's the first time I get DOMS in a while

>>213626403
Makes me think of all the lies men have to put up with on a daily basis: height/weight/size/money. But you visit any dating or dating adjacent site and it's all: women who sell their nudes; women who are findommes whether they openly admit it or not; women who want to take advantage of men by having them buy them stuff from their wishlist; size-queens; women who don't like masculine men; women into disgusting stuff like humiliating their partner by having sex with a more "apt" man.

All of this stuff is out there, anyone can see it yet we have to pretend there's some kind of equality when it comes to having sex? Just like we have to pretend we live in a free world? Or that wars are always won by the good guys?

Today's training.
Squat 2x1, 1x3 with 195 kg, 1x4 with 180 kg.
Leg press 3x6 with 265 kg.
Hip thrusts 2x6, 1x10 with 205 kg.
Leg extensions 5x10 with 113 kg.

I wanted to do a RPE 10 in my first squat set but I wasn't able to do it because I had burps going up my throat when squatting.
In general the squat sets of today felt bad because I wasn't able to properly generate tension in my torso.

Also two women asked me to help them in the gym today, a short latina asked me to bring down a bar from a rack that was left too high for her, and another asked me to help her out of the machine hip thrust because she failed a rep.
Venetanon will call me a fakecel for this.

>>213626711
The best way to get DOMS is to do new stuff, there's something called the repeated bout effect that lowers the fatigue of exercise when you repeat it.

>>213626822
>a short latina asked me to bring down a bar from a rack that was left too high for her
Lanklet moment

>>213626878
I'm short as you guys know she was just even shorter probably around 150 cm.

>>213626822
Powershartin'

Finna hit the bars to know if they take interns. Plan's to become a barman.

Back from rooning in the forest, it was a good session I roon faster than usual, there was a girl way ahead of me at the end and I managed to beat her right at the end.

Also saw a hot blonde gigastacy fitgirl.

Done with vacuum cleaning. Must have been a trad wife in my previous life based on how much I like cleaning and taking care of stuff.
It's over.

>>213626822
>Venetanon will call me a fakecel for this.
Not only Veneto, you fucking fakecel.
>short latina
Of course she asked you. They love yt bois.

>>213627432
LatinX women must orgasm from how white he is. They probably imagine the babies in the next two picoseconds.

>>213624117
is this real? seriously asking

>>213626822
>Venetanon will call me a fakecel for this.
Negro you do hip thrusts, if I were your father I'd bitchslap some sense into you

>>213627598
Fr fr if Andalussy bred a black as coal negress the kids would look like a scandi fr fr. They would only lose the translucence fr fr.

>>213627605
Jewgle tells me Tesco denied that they sell such product.

>>213627624
Violence is not a good way to educate kids also they are a great exercise.

>>213628026
>they are a great exercise.
>what are deadlifts

>>213628097
>deadlift
>great exercise

>>213628126
You are a leg press bitch boy, have some self-consciousness

>>213628168
>leg press bitch boy
I'm a split squat goat. Leg press sucks ass.
The only good DL is RDL.

>>213628241
Yeah a full ROM is scary I see

>>213628373
>full ROM is scary
>skips the negative by dropping the weight
Breh

Legs?

>>213628391
>>skips the negative by dropping the weight
I dont because Im not retarded, but I had people who lifted 300kg suggesting to do that indeed (I didnt)

>>213624908
Regardless of whether you're celebrating or not, it's still a good excuse to gorge on food. I think you should all order Chinese food.
>>213625159
>Post a med-related song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8L5XatLa48

>>213628424
>I dont
You won this time

>>213628097
I deadlift too.

>>213623871 (OP)
I caught one of those fish in the video game Dredge, a sunfish?

Hey /med/, I'm tired because I went to bed late. Despite being tired, I thought it was a good idea to edge for a long time and then goon.

>>213624117
>What's the plan for the weekend?
Bathing in the beach and swimming pool and doing absolutely nothing, maybe creeping around with the binoculars, going to the gym and going out with family.

>>213628447
>gorge
>order
Yeah, that's what's going to happen tonight desu.

>>213628424
What are your lifts?

>>213628515
Those who say you dont need to to the concentric movement in a deadlift probably have never lifted and put down a heavy object without yeeting it into the ground. It's puzzling

>>213628800
Im 72kg, after reaching 100kg squats and 120kg deadlift with perfect form I stopped adding weight and focused on reps. I should go back to the gym but working is really tiring and depressing and sucks you up all of your free time

>>213628888
I work, train 7 times a week, I have a 215 kg squat 1rm and a 280 kg deadlift 1rm at 88 kg.
No excuses, just go lift.

>>213624117
Grilling, maybe going to the beach tomorrow to see some ruins

>>213628414
>Legs?
Sex
>>213626782
Trvthnvke, but men apparently can't complain about this because we're supposed to be privileged. I'm waiting to see where's that privilege.

>>213629351
>because we're supposed to be privileged. I'm waiting to see where's that privilege.
They'll tell you some extremely attractive and rich guy is privileged and that it applies to all men o algo.

Truth is, there aren't two genders. Women don't see men who aren't attractive as men, so you have women, men and "men", that is, insects.

What I want to know is why do women, especially white women, get so pissy about men moving to a different country or getting together with a woman of a different country? Why do they care what some guy they never had or will have any interest in does?

>>213629351
Inner thigh needs licking.

>>213629585
I am a goblin, not an insect.

>>213628935
Is it worse for your back to put 200kg on yoyr shoulders and do 1rep or doing 10 reps with say 100kg? Squishing your vertebrae and all that jazz

>>213629799
Neither of those is necessarily bad for your back but 200 kg for 1 is a bigger stress on your back than 100 kg for 10 reps.

>>213629665
And I am a fenodyree, but that doesn't change the fact that women don't consider me a man.

>>213629910
>fenodyree
Interesting.

Installed extraflags in Firefox.

Something along the incel rant from before: why is sex so elitist? Why is it a competition? Why do people expect the other party to be the greatest lay ever? Why is there no communication on what people like and don't like? Why is there no patience, no willingness to teach?
>>213629944
I have helped humans for far too long without reward, I will now become a hermit.

>>213630384
>why is sex so elitist? Why is it a competition? Why do people expect the other party to be the greatest lay ever? Why is there no communication on what people like and don't like? Why is there no patience, no willingness to teach?
Maybe you should stop having sex with people that you don't care about and that they don't care about you either, champ.

>>213630384
Yeah, fuck 'em.

>>213630488
But I don't have sex? The only people I could have sex with are people that don't care about me and that I don't care about. There's simply no woman I can be attracted to in this country.

Women don't exist.

Or that's what they'd want you to think. Hmmmmm.

if you read this post, take 5 seconds to just chull

>>213631002
>chull
*chill
lol

>>213629585
>get so pissy about men moving to a different country or getting together with a woman of a different country?
There was this swedish anon in one of the threads that told me that swedish women want to import a shitton of men to sweden, but when men tried doing the same in a bumfuck nowhere region by importing SEA women where out of 10 people 8 are men, it got shut down because it was sexist.
Insane.

>>213628842
I don't think most people lift so they can apply the gained strength in real life situations desu.
Then again I'm probably wrong.

>>213631002
"Chulling out" = chilling + chudding out at the same time.

I like to do this by listening to fascist anthems on YouTube and making bad faith arguments on the internet.

>>213631973
>I don't think most people lift so they can apply the gained strength in real life situations desu.
I-I'e never thought about this...if I go to the gym is to look good and be strong

>>213630628
Then what are you even ranting about?

>>213632084
Yeah, but realistically, most people won't work back so they can rake the leaves faster during Autumn. Also, yesterday grandpa asked me to OHP an old TV from like the 90s and put in on the top of a furniture. Most people won't train shoulders just so they can put heavy shit on furniture that is above their head.
That's just how I see it desu.

>>213632024
Catist scum.

>>213632343
People should train their shoulders to keep them joints moist and strong. Most reach their 60s and complain their shoulders are locked, painful and cranky

>>213632413
I dont really understand why people like cats, they are like furniture that smells like shite

>>213624117
Is it real?

>>213624393
Mmmm

>>213630384
I find is amusing too. Or people who, a millisecond after ending one relationship, start another one. Thankfully, I don't give a fuck about sex

>>213632477
Cats don't smell like anything. It's actually a miracle when you consider that most go their entire lives without bathing.

If an Italian went three days without bathing, he'd smell like cave cheese. I think this really says a lot about our society.

>>213632751
>Cats don't smell like anything

>>213632654
>Is it real?
According to Tesco, no.

>>213632751
Their mouths smell like shit though. When I pet grandma's cat, his fur does not smell at all, but when he starts purring and meowing that stench is just horrible. They should be forced to brush their teeth o algo.

>>213632865
Ever entered an apartment with multiple cats living in it? The stench is ghastly even if it's relatively clean

>>213632789

>>213632925
>Ever entered an apartment with multiple cats living in it?
Never tbf. I only know of one person who lets the gato enter the house, and she probably feeds her some gourmet shit as that cat is probably the healthies I've ever seen. Would not be surprised if she taught the cat to just sit in peace as she washes her in the shower.

>>213632477
soulless.

>>213633042
Thirdie webm, yuck

>>213632865
>Their mouths smell like shit though.
That's true, cats do have stinky breath, but yours would reek too if you ate shrimps and tuna all day.
>>213633042
>chained up dog in the garden on a rainy day with a scared looking undomesticated cat in a tiny doghouse
Grim stuff.

>>213633042
>that dog house
SOVL
>iron leash on the dog
SOVLLESS

We have a manic samefagging tranny in /ita/.
He appears, vomits 100ish posts talkibg to hinself drowning actual conversations and peoples then leaves

>>213634166
I am surprised that we don't have people that crazy here.

>>213627158
She probably thought that you were chasing her and this excited her.

>>213634412
Our Canadian pets.
>>213630384
>Why is it a competition?
Imagine being an average woman and having 100 suitors, each one more thirsty than the other. If we had 100 women to choose, we would also pick the few ones who we like the most, but only an elite of powerful men (famous, rich etc.) can afford this abundance. It's all our fault for giving women too much attention.

>>213635098
Right.

>>213634741
I don't think so because she couldn't see me from behind I was around 10-15 meters behind and it's not a straight line. Also I passed her only right at the end.

Feeling 'eepy af. The next 5 hours are going to be tough. I also don't want to sleep a bit rn as I won't be able to sleep at night if I do that. FUCK

>>213636753
I took a big nap when I was supposed to exercise again, guess I'll do it tomorrow, muscles are getting stiff from the rooning

>>213636765
>I took a big nap when I was supposed to exercise again

>>213636938
It's not my fault if I'm tired after rooning and eating lunch

>>213636976
Just improve your recovery rate o algo.

>>213637120
Somebody needs to clean her thighs

I would like to thank the person who brought this song to my attention. Catchy as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgbnbe5vxZY

>>213637181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jW7A2glZbk

>>213637992
Kookaburras sound like monkeys

>>213638208
There was a bird in our garden for like a week or two that makes a sound that sounds exactly a cat meowing. I tried looking what species it might be online, but none of the results match this birdoid.
I don't think I've ever met this species before.

>There was a bird in our garden
Idk why I wrote that as it's still here.

>>213631973
>it got shut down because it was sexist.
I think I saw a pic posted on /int/ that was about that, thought I had saved it but seems I didn't.
>>213632332
About the fact that there's no one who would want to have sex with me yet I have to pretend there is and people keep saying that height/weight/size/money don't matter.
>>213632654
>I don't give a fuck about sex
Lucky, I can keep it off my head for a few months at best.
>>213635098
>If we had 100 women to choose, we would also pick the few ones who we like the most
The difference between women and me is that I like most women: fit, chubby, fat, obese, short hair, long hair, no hair, flat, average breast size, cow udders, taller than me, tall, average height, short, tiny people, dwarves, East Asian, Southeast Asian, Caucasian, Black, Mulata, Semite...

How do I train my left side lats more? It's less developed, not at deformed levels but I can notice it if I look at it. They seem tricky to train independently

>>213639015
Unilaterals. Either unilateral lat pulldowns or unilateral assisted pullups.
Do the same amount of reps on both sides. So even if let's say you could do 7 reps with the right lat while only 6 with the left, stop at 6 on the right instead of taking it to failure.

>>213639138
Shite me Ill need to go the gym for that

>>213639226
Then maybe aid the movement with resistance bands that should be strong enough to take off half your BW of the lift. Then again I would never do that as that shit can hit your balls pretty hard if you fuck things up.

>>213639341
I go to the gym for me legs not for the uppa body me

>>213638976
Catnigga caught speaking German.

>>213639511
>them tiddies
Uuuguguughhhhhhhhh

>>213639511
You little snitch.

>>213639505
If you are already going to the gym why not go to the gym for the upperbody too?

Why are foids like this?

>>213639659
just reported you to the MI5 you nazi freak

>>213640030
What a mid bitch

>>213640031
I will not go down without a fight.
But when I do go down (screaming and crying not to hurt me), I expect to be treated in full accordance with the rights afforded to me by the ECHR.

>>213640030
Men do that shit too.

Shitposting from the veranda waiting for the neighbourberg to shout my name so they can throw me a corn on the cob that I'll eat for dinner.
Thirdie SOVL

>>213639505
Upper body machines are goated thoughbeit. Imho machine low rows and machine lat raises absolutely mog the free weight versions of the lifts. I also prefer pulldowns over pullups, but apparently that's le bad.

>>213640774
Sniff.

>>213639659
Not even med is safe from glowies

>>213640270
I don't get it, why is barclays evil?

>>213640777
>Indian Men do that shit too
Ftfy

>>213641172
No there are men who post themselves with their waifu of all races.

>>213640840
>I also prefer pulldowns over pullups, but apparently that's le bad.
I think the mechanism and effect is the same, after all with a pushup you are pulling yourself off the ground

>>213641230
Ok I didn't think of anime, you are right

>see dead spider
>pick corpse up
>give it to a living spider of another species
Be honest with me /med/. Were you a girl would this give you the 'ick? I prefer to give corpses of animals to other living animals instead of flushing them down the toilet. If I find a living spidey inside my room in a place where I don't want it to be, I'll unironically just spend 10 minutes trying to make it move onto my finger so I can place it outside on some leaves so they can make a web there instead of just killing them and flushing the corpse down the toilet.

>>213641291
>I think the mechanism and effect is the same
Apparently the difference is minor, but pullups are a bit better than pulldowns. Idk why though. My pulldown/pullup variant is the unilateral lat pulldown so I just spam that shit, whether on a standard machine or on a plate loaded machine. Once in a blue moon I do them in the form of assisted pullups where I maybe even use the unused arm to feel where my lats are to feel the contraction of the muscle.

>>213641660
>Apparently the difference is minor, but pullups are a bit better than pulldowns.
Why would they be better?
If someone told you one is better than the other, ask them why they think so, most of the time either they don't have a reasoning of the reasoning might be sound but it's more of a trade off so one exercise makes more sense for them but it's a trade off so you still have to consider it for your situation.

>>213641660
A couple of summers ago I found a dead gecko and placed it in a spot in the garden that I knew that saw a lot of ant activity, and I watched them as they completely disappeared the gecko's corpse within 24 hours. Not killing the spider is the right thing to do, however I wouldn't try to encourage cannibalism kek. I don't know what spiders do in that regard.

>>213642150
Ah, different species. I missed that. Not cannibalism then, right?

>>213642187
>Not cannibalism then, right?
Yeah. It's not cannibalism.
>I don't know what spiders do in that regard.
I'll give the spider 24 hours and see if it spun some web around the corpse. If not I'll just remove it and throw it somewhere where birdoids will see it.
>Not killing the spider is the right thing to do
Yeah but like, who the fuck spends 10 minutes trying to get a spider outside instead of just killing it? It must be the 'tism.

>>213641939
>Why would they be better?
/fit/ told me so and they are unquestionably right, or so I was told. It might depend on the person ig. I make the most progress on unilateral plate loaded pulldowns, so I should focus on that. I'll stop doing cable unilaterals and go back to plate loaded ones from the next sesh. Will also stop doing 1RM on it and focus on the 4-6 range.

>>213638692
>obese
>no hair

>>213642342
>Yeah but like, who the fuck spends 10 minutes trying to get a spider outside instead of just killing it? It must be the 'tism.
Same kind of person that feeds ants.

from today's march on bercy village

Midlife crisis hits Maltanon so hard he went from posting baddies to posting this nigga.

>>213643126
I hand fed chiggens, pretty funny experience

One of these muhfuckas bit me while bathing, another year in a row. These creatures bite protubetant moles like one I have in the back. I wish their immediate extinction.

Also went to the gym and it was packed, but the session was okay. Both youngsters and +60 boomers mog me to death despite me attending gym two years in a row. It's also frustrating never going to be either an aesthetic zyzzboy or a roided gorilla, but as I usually say to cope: "at least I'm not fat".

>>213643126
Cool ducks!

>>213643199

A mosquito bit me left foot's sole
ITS ITCHY ITS ITCHING AHHHHHH

@Magyaranon i watched ReLife because you said you liked it, I don't really get why you liked it so much because it didn't really affect me, but it's still a nice enough slice of life anime. I do have some notes about stuff i noticed though:

1) strangely enough it seems that their beauty ideals for men don't involve very masculine features at all and seem to like finer and sharper features like a pointed chin, compact jaws, soft jawlines, small brow ridges, etc. Where ôga is portrayed as being a supposedly very good looking guy. (Ep6, 5:59, "Even i find you good looking, and I'm a guy"). If i saw a man with a facial structure like https://files.catbox.moe/fbzmb2.jpg I'd immediately assume it's OVER for that guy.

2) They have literally 0 awareness of what autism is or how it manifests. Shocking to see the most stereotypically agonizingly autistic person (Hishiro) not once be called an autist.

3) Also seems like they view their country as safe enough for a teenage girl to wait in a street in the middle of the night for someone in an empty street, multiple times.

4) "Why did you steal my bag if you don't hate me?"
Strange that theft could be seen as an act of intentionally harming someone instead of just out of a desire for more money. I'd never really assume the former if one of my items went missing - I'd just assume i got robbed for money.

>>213642401
El mercado esta muy mal parece ser

In your face !

>>213643801
why are you playing umamusume

>>213640774
Whoa mama.

>>213643506
>One of these muhfuckas bit me while bathing, another year in a row.
Get fucked cunt.
t. chad oblada
>It's also frustrating never going to be either an aesthetic zyzzboy or a roided gorilla
Zyzz was roided too though so those two are the same ig.

>>213643628
>because you said you liked it
It was kino to me, but I see why most people would not like it that much. I always say shit like "I wasted my youth", so watching something where the protag experiences youth again was refreshing.
Btw, the sequel is Relife Kanketsu-hen, which is another 4 episodes and the way it ends the series made me cry ngl. It was a cute ending. Call me a tranny if you want to, I'm proud to be trannypilled, I ain't ashamed of bawling my eyes out at endings.
>(Ep6, 5:59, "Even i find you good looking, and I'm a guy"
Holy Autism, masrifren. But I also must admit that I'm literally kneeling rn out of respect.
Btw, if you want to watch an anime that you'd probably enjoy, you should watch Summertime Render. Andalussy shilled it to me for so long that I started watching it and it was kino af. Kino in a kino way where a lot of people like it, not in some autistic kino way like I liked Relife.
>(Hishiro) not once be called an autist.
Well, I don't think characters call each other autistic in tranime. Then again I have not watched that many anime so far, so I'm not sure.
>hey view their country as safe enough for a teenage girl to wait in a street in the middle of the night for someone in an empty street, multiple times.
That should be the norm tbf, but it's not so it is what it is.

Only somewhat related, I really liked the song chosen for the ending of the 7th episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X07Y4B2R8tA

>>213643543
>>>/fit/76481415

>>213644657
Would look better had she been slim and slender.

>>213643873
I don't get it

>>213644770
She would, I mean, not the pit.

>>213644290
>That should be the norm tbf, but it's not so it is what it is.

The more i think about it the more i think it's kind of a bad idea. Imo without a certain level of danger people just don't really internalize a functional sense of self-preservation. And when it happens on a collective level you end up with the same folks who thought inviting millions of Syrian Sunni and Shi'ite immigrants was a perfectly good idea and that they're "safe" (certain Facebook images that resurfaced from their pasts disproved that), or the incredible scale of delusion found in women on videos such as >https://youtu.be/1Fowf46GxXI ;
who legitimately believe that women will just throw a revolution against the Taliban and win. Somehow. As if she wouldn't just be socked in the face if she raised her voice to her husband and wouldn't stfu afterwards. Luckily however Japs' xenophobia protects them from such self-destructive ways of thought.

Im 177cm, I just walked the dog and I felt like a midget, everyone was like at least one head taller than me.
Is the simulation shifting again?

>>213645075
Maybe they were Dutch tourists

>>213645116
Even two paki illegals were taller than me, plus 3 2m tall italian zoomers.
Ive been thoroughly mogged even by an old hunched back man

>>213641102
>I don't get it, why is barclays evil?
They were involved in a lot of scandals in the run up to the GFC, with the most notorious one probably being the double dip tax scam where they would claim tax credits through subsidiaries in both the UK and the USA. They made billions of pounds doing this until it was made explicitly illegal.
>>213645075
>zoomers all ended up being 185cm tall from eating nothing but takis and energy drinks
It's not fucking fiar.

>>213645357
Catnigga i found this little guy on the stairs today. Sorry for the bad angle and quality; I couldn't get any closer to him without spooking him. He seems like quite the CHAD with how muscular he is pretty unusual for a cat in this spot to be this jacked. I could see visible muscle striations in his legs while walking. What do you think of him?

>>213645030
>inviting millions of Syrian Sunni and Shi'ite immigrants was a perfectly good idea and that they're "safe"
Counterpoint:
Women know what it's like being next to them, but they just don't care because le innocent peepo are dying or something, and liberalism is the answer, and borders drawn by humans are gay anyway, so they will nonetheless keep voting for open borders and letting illegals in.

>>213645177
Zoom-zooms are lanklets though as they have no shoulders.
t. shoulderchad

Psych clinic anon
>went outside with the lesbian cutie, she got mad because I didn't answer her calls and called me an asshole
>5 minutes later, she jokingly said she'd marry me if I was a chick
>the flat but pretty sexual crackhead touched my chest to greet me, I think she's just pretty tactile
>I got my ass kicked at Scrabble
>the food was good
>my substitute mom's birthday is Monday and I gotta give her a present because she's a great person
>just learned my """substitute dad""" touched some girls' ass or tits...I'll disown him
breddy good day overall

>>213645738
>Zoom-zooms are lanklets though as they have no shoulders.
>t. shoulderchad
True but women dont care about how you are built

>>213645808
Shoulders matter more than height if you're taller than like 170 cm though.
A 180 cm guy with broad shoulders will mog a 195 cm lanklet.

>>213645808
>women don’t care about shoulders
A literal woman told me women in general love wide shoulders, arms and chest.

>>213645075
Imagine what's life at 172 cm short.

>>213645808
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5745404/

>>213645783
Do you wish the lesbian cutie was actually bi ?

>>213645974
>>213646000
>>213646035
Guess I really need to get into fighting to get a self confidence boost

>>213645582
I think he is a proud son of Bast, and that he will grow to be even stronerg as long as you nourish him with freshly caught shrimps from the Nile.

>>213642628
>>213643543
A THOUSAND YEAR GUNTHERREICH

>>213645783
Damn nigga. More things happen to you in the ward than to me in my day to day life.

>>213645082
>>213645206

Now that the dust has settled, I'm going to shitpost.
While I was away I saw a girl who reminded me on another girl of whom I have totally forgotten until that moment. It has been years since I thought about her. She was a flat, tall tomboy with long brown hair. Literally 0 ass and 0 tits, but a cute face and a really good personality. Fun to be around, never acted like a bitch.
There was this blonde girl too, who was looking a bit too much in my direction. She was really pretty, but also seemed like dating her would be a disaster eventually. Looked cute, but you could also tell she was annoying.
Another blonde, short, good boobs, fat ass, spoke with a lisp.
Some brunette worker in a restaurant who would spend a bit too much looking at me. Definitely a whore. 'ick.
German 18-19 yo girl. Chubby, blonde. Mid face. Definitely looking a bit too much at me as I was going on a woolk with momberg, even she noticed how the girl was starting at me really hard. Perhaps my fate is to by Aryan'd.
Conclusion: I'm an unloveable incel chud
Now let the seething commence.

>>213645738
>but they just don't care because le innocent peepo are dying or something, and liberalism is the answer
They see the elaborate and innovative ways we brutally kill and torture each other including shootings, stabbings, strapping explosive vests to POWs and shooting them as they run away, drownings, beheadings etc. And they don't think "holy fuck if they do this to each other what would they do to me?" They think "hmmm that's rough but they'd never do it to me :>)". The only explanation i can find for this is that they've never actually been in danger much less threatened with death so they can't really visualize or internalize the concept of someone legitimately wanting them dead and trying to kill them. Maybe it's just my sandniggerism speaking though and I'm just completely misinterpreting this.

>>213646496
Have you tried not murdering half the thread in hunger games?

>>213646496
>some autistic Jew is acting strange and they look at you because they are weirded out
>you notice and misunderstand the situation
You have to talk to them to confirm they are actually interested in you or this is all a larp.

>>213645357
>>zoomers all ended up being 185cm tall from eating nothing but takis and energy drinks
I'm pretty sure energy drinks stunted my growth lol

>>213646176
Ein volk
Ein reich
Ein Fehlinger

>>213646599
I'm still seething about that, obviously rigged

>>213646525
>"holy fuck if they do this to each other what would they do to me?" They think "hmmm that's rough but they'd never do it to me :>)".
My point was that even though women get harassed by immigrants and felt danger, they will still vote for even more immigrants because they will "eventually integrate".
What is the weirdest to me, that the people who believe in human rights or whatever, will welcome the same people undocumented to the same place where documented minorities persecuted by the previous group escaped to decades ago.

>>213646599
I dindu nuffin. The CIA (Maltabro in this case) forced me.

>>213646601
>acting strange
The reason women drop all the interest they had in me by the time they get to know me more is that they start noticing that I'm strange. I mask pretty good, so those who don't know me don't notice my bullshit. This has been the case throughout my life.
So no, they were not weirded out.

>>213646796
If it was, then I wouldn't've killed myself.

>>213646951

Was at an anniversary party of a friend’s kiddo. He had another friend couple there. The woman was obviously lacking a lot in the brain department (though she was a very sweet person), but had some big fake bazoongas. A great job by whoever did it, made me quite sympathetic to fake boobas.

>>213646035
Imagine life at 170cm huge.

Good night, sisters.

Good night med

>>213647178
Kek

>>213646086
Of course, mate
She's my type

>>213646184
Yeah it's a pretty cool place all things considered

Also
>yeah you'd make a good femboy, anon, there's potential, just stay clean shaven and crossdress
Thanks, lesbofriend

>>213647727
Your new mission is to avoid being groomed in the psych ward.

Don't forget that lesbians and heterosexual males are natural enemies, as we are both competing for the same resources (sexually explorative bicurious females with high libidos). She will neuter you if you let her. A piece removed from the board.

>>213649455
If I had a bagina I'd be with her :(