>>214467637
You may have my allowance of luck for today. I was going to use it to try and score a discount on some fruit corner yoghurts this morning, but your need is greater.

>>213868890
Eating "like a fat fuck" for twinks usually means having an extra Snickers or something. When I decide to eat like a fat fuck, supermarket managers rub their hands and the toilet bowl says a silent Hail Mary.

However, it is possible that you have access to some sort of Hebrew dietary magic that the rest of us do not. If so, I'm going to insist that you share it with me, under pain of me crying and banging my fists on the floor.

>>213746073
I think it happened when you were in southeast Asia.
>>213746419
My ancestors (Brythonic speaking Ibero-Celts from Lusitania) adopted Latin after the lost 9th Legion taught their language to us. We spoke it until the 8th century, when Anglo-Saxons extinguished our culture and forced us to speak their warped tongue.

>>213722253
no

>>213701894
Back in uni my gf's housemate was a recovering anorexic so I sent her a very nasty anonymous letter calling her fat and saying she will always be a worthless ugly pig and wrote the initials of two of her friends who she'd had falling-outs with at the bottom
She disappeared for a whole semester and ended up repeating the year

>>213562678
>Speaking of interests, what swords could you recommend for a design?
I'm more of a mace guy myself.
There are many situations where a sword is better than a mace, but you really don't want to fight skeletons with a bladed weapon.

FUCK YOU EDISH

I remember reading a book in a cafe by myself and some acquaintances of mine saw me and claimed I was giving off "main character energy".