Thread 212092782

Fine dining edition

Eaten : >>212060906

Go to sleep

Good morning, sisters.

>>212092782 (OP)
Absolutely goated edish just as always.

>>212092782 (OP)
Great edition.
I have posted my meals a few times and also called yours grim though.

Morning

morning frens

>>212092782 (OP)
did you specifically wake up at 5am just to tell people off for shit talking your grim meals?

>>212093403
No, I just wake up early.
I wish I could sleep more but I don't.

>>212093403
Dumb bitch.

>>212093419
How much do you sleep?

>>212093419
I hate waking up early, if I don't have to go to wagie I usually only get up at around midday

>>212093452
23h - 6h30 tonight in theory.
But I don't sleep instantly, so less than that.

>>212093473
Sounds normal, if you feel tired you can always go earlier to sleep

Based edish Brune. That'll teach us to get naggy.
I'll post some of my meals soonish.
>>212093470
Getting up at midday must be hell, it would feel like wasting the whole day.

>>212093814
not really, take into account I generally have a hard time falling asleep before 2am so it's not like I spend 12 hours sleeping, just around 8 or 9
the time from 22 to 2am is when I'm at my most productive

>>212093403
right on both counts

>>212094413
what did you think of the "they don't know what the fuck they're doin'!" in a new york accent outburst?

>>212094441
Was going to ask where he says that but I found it so nvm.
>what did you think
Meh. I don't see how an accent slip should have any effect on what he has to say. Then again I'm autistic so maybe neurotypical folx view this differently.

>>212094520
I didn't say it was a bad thing, just made him sound like a movie character
like he's about to shout "heyyy I'm walkin' here!"

I think you might be the neurotypicxl fxlx one and me the autistic one in this case

>>212094167
Yeah that works in a way. Night owl stuff.
My 2 favorite times of day are morning and night so I'd be sad to miss the later, if I did that.
>>212094413
Quick solution: get the habit to often ask yourself if you're doing something actively.
So if you WANT to watch yt shorts, go ahead but if you feel like it's completely passive, quickly shift to something else like doing pushups or playing some bidogame you like.
That's what I do at least, works pretty well.

bros can I just enter the psych ward if I'm an alcoholic mess?

>>212094441
It's based. They really don't know what the fuck they doin
>>212094763
You probably will down the line, wet your brain until it gets spongey and you're in.

>>212092782 (OP)
Portudad should show your meals to his child and tell him that's what he's going to eat for dinner tonight if he doesn't behave himself.

>>212095145
nobody deserves to get PTSD at that young of an age, dude does that I already know of the 116 111 hotline

>>212095145
That's child cruelty kek

Exercises done.

morning niggas
>>212092782 (OP)
I look like this and I say your meals are grim
>>212093403
bom dia
>>212093473
>06h30
>early
lazy bum

>>212093024
Terrible use of eyeliner.

>>212096024
Mashallah I will make your cagie go 100% on site.

>>212092782 (OP)
I will never post my meals!

>>212093024
Nice corset

>>212093403
>>212094325
Mmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DroMjvWAdA

>>212096227
"Mmmm"
is there a more iconic Polish quote?
I think not.

Le coq

Good morning /med/.

>>212095145
>>212095248
>>212095362
Amazing interaction.

>>212097294
so he finally left for eternity

>>212097294
Coin though.

>be me at w*rk
>leave my office to go to the toilet
>hijabi qt wants to go to the reception, sees me and gives me a big smile
that was nice
almost made me forget that the pajeeta dropped me

>>212097587
Why are you so into brown women mate? Find yourself a nice German girl

>>212097587
nibba practically drowning in brown pussy and comes here to act the victim...

>>212097609
>>212097613
it's the brown women that are after him (until he gives them the ick)

>>212097609
German women are entitled as fuck
also brownoids are qt
>>212097613
I'm still an incel wizard apprentice my nigga

>>212097699
Sometimes I say the same about Italian women, then I realise that the problem is me

>>212097759
true
still I like brownoids

>>212097811
Yeah, it feels like people always fancy their opposites, I am brown and I'm more into white women, while you are Aryan and are more into brown ones

>>212097860
Brune-brown or Andalu-sama brown?

>>212097860
I'm sovthern German albeit so basically subsaharan black

>>212097936
So true sis

Squat 1x6 110 kgs, 1x5 115 kgs, 1x0 115 kgs (couldn't be assed to lift it)
Leg extensions 95 kgs, 90 kgs 2x12, 85 kgs 1x16
RDL 102,5 kgs 1x10 (+1 rep), 60 kgs 1x12 (couldn't be assed to lift more)
Calves 80 kgs 3x16 (couldn't be assed to get the weight up to 105 kgs)
Myguy did not want to believe me that I was going to RDL 2pl8s when he asked me what I want to do next.
Also, there was a girl standing in front of me as I was squatting and whenever I reached the bottom of the ROM her fat ass in yoga pants was at the same level as my eyes, less than a metre in front of me. In my mind I was imaging hoisting the flag of kazakhstan.

>>212094731
>playing some bidogame you like.
That's what I was going to do tbf but I just wasted my time instead.

>>212094645
>neurotypicxl fxlx
Neurotypical folx on R*ddit will unironically post how he has to leave the office because of his accent then give 20k upvotes to that post. Then later they will go on a rant about how accents must be preserved. Neurotypical folx are weird ngl.

>>212097968
Did you watch his last video? He mentioned 4chan

>>212092782 (OP)
I don't usually post my stuff, but when I do, I think anyone agrees that it is nothing special but not on the level of using plaster as a sauce either.

>>212097968
redditards are hardly neurotypical
also he won the popular vote so at least the average neurotypicaloid(as far as american can be described as neurotypical) likes him o algo

>>212098096
>Did you watch his last video?
No
>He mentioned 4chan
Thankfully I managed to fastforwards to that part without having to watch the whole vid fr.

>>212098148
>redditards are hardly neurotypical
I imagine them being neurotypicals, but the kind that make all the wrong choices in their late teens and adulthood because they could not make their own decisions throughout their life so they just follow a set of rules that their feminist mom and the school system made up. Doing this unintentionally btw.
I have a screencap of an anon going on a rant about how redditors are cucks and explains how r*dditors are "born", but I'm not going to go through my unfiltered folder just to post that. Sorry, sister.

>>212098256
portugal-tier arms

good morning medders
will be "working" during the afternoon today, i suffer

>>212098375
don't show this to Girondino

>>212098256
She looks like a witch if you stare into her eyes, but she's dressed like a bikini babe with oversized boobies. I'm not falling for it.

>>212098256
>I'm not going to go through my unfiltered folder just to post that
I remember spending 2 or 3 days ordering the 3k memes I saved through the years, but it was worth it

>>212098256
Are strawberries good for you.
This reminded me of a dream I had just yesterday.
It was about a woman eating strawberries naked.
Or did I watch a video of it.
Reality and dreams blur into each other it seems.

>>212098417
Easy way of spotting a witch.
She lives alone and has plants.
Likelihood of her being a witch is over 90%.

>>212098588
Back in the 17th century, my people used to burn witches. Ever since we stopped doing that, horticulture has gone unchecked.

Ever heard of the kudzu vine? If you haven't, you will soon.

>>212098793
that's jucika doe

>>212098853
No, that's Julia. Jucika has black hair - or do all women look the same to you? Just tits on legs to you, are they? Shameful.

/med/ders?

>>212099740
did you know most animals do not have uvulas?
some primates have similar less developed structures, but humans are the only species with fully developed complex uvulas.

Did you still ask? Do you still care?

>>212099740
It's 1:45pm on a Wednesday afternoon, all the resident thread normies are halfway through their daily two hour lunches, erupting with raucous laughter as their colleagues take turns regaling each other with tales about their latest sexual conquests, and making impolite remarks about the female sex.

>>212099740
I slacked this morning but I have a meeting that will take all afternoon. Suffering starts now.

>>212099740
Wagin' and goonin' to milfs.

>>212099740
/med/er. I’m here.

Having bad diarrhea right now. Speck of shit all over the bowl and even on the seat. God knows how I managed that!

>>212099740
Yeah?

>>212098793
>kudzu vine
Looks like harmless greenery to me.
Just leave some goats there and they will eat everything.

Portugal's final summer.

>>212101245
What the fuck
Shit like this scares me

>>212101245
it's pretty nice today actually
a gentle breeze, a cool 23°C and clear skies

>>212101245
Apparently it's 27 C in Seville right now, but it will go up to 42 C in the next few days

Transmitting.

>>212098588
>Are strawberries good for you.
They are tasty and low cal. Good food for cutting.
Fruits and veggies are healthy btw.

>>212100373
Too much coffee.

Another day of breaking the paperinos at the cagie. Directive staff is also mad at us because they didn't like our complaints and measures for improvement. I don't understand then why they ask for them if they aren't going to like it.

>>212101541
it was already like ~40ºC 4 weeks ago when I went there

>>212100650
The kudzu vine will not stop until it has consumed all life on planet Earth. I hope you know a few dozen good goat herders, because you are going to require their services before too long.
>>212101541
>>212101369
>>212101341
I suppose we were due for a scorching hot summer, given that the previous 2-3 summers were mild and did not involve much suffering.
I just hope there is still a Portugal left to forza by the time this is all over.

It's probably aboe 30 celsius in my room.

>>212103079
Imagine the crusty boipussy smell. Also maybe open a window.

hey /med/, im cleaning my house
how's everyone's afternoon?

>>212103585
Lazy

>>212103397
What the actual fuck, Gironde?
>maybe open a window.
The reason it was closed previously was because of the noise thanks to which I could not pay attention to the wagie.

>>212103585
>im cleaning my house
Good girl
>how's everyone's afternoon?
Going to rest like 20 mins, then I'll wage until around 8 PM. A bit of vidya, then going to bed at 9 because I'm training with another myguy early in the morning and we agreed on meeting at 6:30 AM.

>date tonight
>wake up with big pimple under nose
God hates me

Catnigga please give me some insight on why UK movies are like this.

>>212103397
wut?

>>212104028
humiliation ritual
you have to see the ads they broadcast during F1 races

>>212104028
That's not a movie, that's Doctor Who, which is extremely pozzed even by UK standards. The currently Doctor is literally a gay black man, and recent episodes have been so bad that even die hard fans have come to hate it (funnily enough, often for the same reason that chuds hate it).

>>212104108
The age of sexy doctor has passed.

>>212104688
But the age of the slutty nurse is eternal.

>>212104831
Honestly disgusting.
Tits too big.

>>212104869
They are full of medicine. When you're sick, you breastfeed the antibiotics directly from her.

>>212104028
>this is what the million pound budget public television in Britain broadcasts while blaming the EU for all of the country's problems
hilarious

>>212104928
I guess this is why they disgust me.
Because I never get sick.
The advantage of having a demonic soul I guess.

>>212104929
and don't forget the police will literally break into your house if you have a device able to transmit it and force you to pay

>>212104929
It's partially funded by the BBC and partially funded by the Disney Corporation.
It's why they have such big sets and expensive CGI effects now, rather than having episodes take place in a random alleyway in London with some man dressed up in a Halloween outfit.
>>212104972
Lucky you. I get sick a lot - probably because I attract negative energy from malevolent invisible microdaemons who chitter and flitter around me constantly.

>>212105137
This is why you make a deal with a demon.
It stays inside your body, when something else approaches you, it eats it and keeps you safe.
Food for the demon and protection for you.
Some side effects could appear like your appearance changing slightly and the structure of your soul changing from human to demonic but it's worth the price.

>>212105137
it's your tax money which you could have spent on the NHS or the military or literally half a dozen other things which are actually useful

Good day med am back from the cagie

It's just a feeling I...
I get sometimes
A feeling..
Sometimes
And I get frightened
Just like you
I get frightened, too

>>212105557
I will raise this issue during my next meeting with Sir Keir Starmer.
>>212105248
>This is why you make a deal with a demon.
I'm not smart enough to make deals with demons. Also, I suspect that their intentions are not always noble.
I only make deals with people stupider than me, so that I can trick them and wriggle out of my obligations, while simultaneously draining them of as much wealth as posible.

>>212105793
You should not do that, it brings bad luck.
Also who is the sexy lady.

>>212105793
Herr Starmer will probably eviscerate you, but good luck

>>212105557
The BBC is funded by the TV licence fee. Any Brit who wants to watch live TV has to pay for the licence fee - I think it's about £150 a year, which is apparently around 175 euros. So if the BBC wasn't making Doctor Who with that money, they'd just spend it on different TV and radio shows - they wouldn't spend it on the NHS.

I dislike Doctor Who and some other BBC shows like Strictly Come Dancing. I would like it if the BBC sold shows like those to Netflix or someone similar, and then the BBC could focus just on news and maybe some limited sports coverage, which would reduce the cost of the licence fee.

Too tried to wage until 8. Fuck that. I'll just rest.

>>212093024
why did you decide to post white girls now why the change of heart????????????

>>212105885
>Also who is the sexy lady.
That's my girlfriend.
She only appears once every eight years to renew the covenant and her name is unpronouncable by human tongues. I love her very much.
>>212105946
Feet mentioned.

Tomorrow we're going to the restaurant for lunch with the cagie coworkers

>>212107091
Yeah we're 13. Also only 1 and a half day before the weekend

>>212102623
>the previous 2-3 summers were mild
Are you joking?

>>212107110
>Yeah we're 13.
You have to be 18 to post here.

How fugged are you /med/
>>212107173
Good one desu

>>212107053
grim
tomorrow I'll have to go to the cagie to meet some suppliers and I'm already seething

Drove 300km today

I'm tired, boss

>>212107377
only 300km?
KWAB

>>212107503
>In Dutch, "kwab" refers to a weak, blubbery mass, such as loose flesh or a brain lobe, or even aquatic plants.
Literally me

>>212107217
Wdym?
>>212107377
Rest your poor old bones fren, you deserve it.

>Charles Percy was a US senator who list his seat because of the jews
>his surname was Chuck

>>212107789
Climate map for 2075-2100

https://x.com/UpdateNews724/status/1937773134930731111
Why did he do it ?

>>212101245
it rained here

>>212108650
NATO did it o algo

My right chest was bothering a bit the last few weeks on the bench but today it actually stopped me from benching because of the pain, the pain wasn't unbearable but a clear sign I should stop.
Time to deload again I suppose.

>>212107217
I'm more worried about the next glacial period

@Magyarnon remember that tube of paprika paste that I showed you? I finally tasted it and it is very nice.

>missus died at 60 ? better marry again in the next 6 months, and again in 4 years
damn coomer

>>212109703
Why would you worry more about something that won't happen until long after your death than something that is happening right now and will continue to happen for the rest of your life?
>>212107149
>Are you joking?
The highest temperature in 2023 was only 32C, and I think only slightly warmer than that the year after.
It's not even July and we've already hit 33C.

>>212110137
Based ancient brunoids making the job of current brunoid more difficult.

>>212108650
may be mentally ill
look how he gesticulates at the end in custody

>water the garden
>neighbour kot did not visit this time
Day absolutely ruined

>>212110131
>I finally tasted it
Damn nigga, what took you so long?

had to destroy a wasp nest today, does this happnen iyc?

>>212110427
I forgot about it.

>>212110137
High testosteronated individual

>>212105248
I recommend making deals with angels and God himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BslFDJSn6yA

>>212110427
It reminded me of Harissa. The tube itself's mystery behind its aquisitiom was also solved. A family friend bought it by mistake and gave it to us.

>>212110622
>A family friend bought it by mistake and gave it to us.
So-called destiny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAOjyp7V030

https://i.4pcdn org/pol/1721406076190017.webm

AWOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAA

>more and more knives at school
We're British now

>>212110269
Not an ancestor or mine doe

>>212110497
I guess

>>212110935
>/pol/

>>212111033
Yes, I was looking for funny NATO business.

>>212110770
Jesus Christ looks like me.

>>212111025
One up the Brits and turn those knives into swords.

>>212110935
I ain't opening that link nigga.

>>212110622
>by mistake
He was one of my agents. Now you are addicted to paprika.

>>212111218
The reason that tube ended up here is because of my father and I.

>>212111182
>One up the Brits and turn those knives into swords.
I want to see a French samurai and a British a samurai duel each other. Settle the argument once and for all.

>>212111218
I can't post it directly due to NSFW reasons.

yeap, that's me
you wonder how i got into this situation

>>212111432
Samurai? This is France and the UK we are talking about! They should be knights!

>>212111454
You can link the post though.

>>212111429
Maybe your father is my agent.
Or... you are.... it's just that after you do the needful we wipe your memory with the JSL

>>212111612
>JSL
Jewish Space Lasers?

>>212111776
Yeah

>>212111924
I'll get the tin foil out.

>>212105016
I will never pay my license, I refuse. they keep sending me letters and apparently they sent an inspector but I was napping. I doubt they will actually do anything.

>>212112193
squidward o algo

>>212111598
We decided to swap with Japan a few years ago. They let us have samurais and we let them have knights.

Pic related, it's Lady Matiruda from Rinkonshiya prefecture.

BE AWARE that in 30 bings, I will start a gartic phone game.

>>212112320

>>212112386
What did you mean by this?
You can use sans titre 3D too.

>>212112304
Taking turns.
>>212112360
I see.

Good night, sisters.

>>212112320
Did not watch tranime today.
Going to beg for forgiveness by doing 6 sets incline tomorrow (3 db below chest pause, 3 wide grip smith)

>>212112360
What a cutie patootie.

>>212112426
I could. Maybe next time.

What did you have for dinner /med/? For me just some roastbeef and a salad

>>212112603
i still havent had dinner

>>212112603
Bread and paprika paste.

Knights are cooler.

>>212112551
It's ok pal.

>>212112603
I'll have a protein shake.

>>212112603
I'm finishing cooking
>roasted bacalhau with prosciutto and meat stock on top, with cauliflower and brocolli, in a bed of onions, olive oil and white wine
>roasted potatoes with garlic, olive oil, pepper and salt
Might take a picture when it's finished.

>>212112955
pls do

>>212112955
Damn, why am I not invited Portuchad?

>>212113054
>>212113057
I’m sorry senpaitaichis, the broccoli got a bit too roasted.

IT'S TIME

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0230787982

>>212113256
i want some

>>212113265
I'm going to eat now, FUCK

>>212113265
I have joined your cause, although I fear the resident thread normies are too busy eating dinners, lovingly feeding and being fed by their wives and/or girlfriends in extremely intimate displays of affection.

2 more players

>>212113256
SOVL

One more

>>212113478
>mfw people calling me fakecel are too busy on a wednesday evening
peculiar, like they're hiding something

>>212113256
Broccoli smells like farts, wouldn't eat.

>>212113478
I would join but I don't have a PC available at the moment.

>>212113256
Mmmm, looks yummy <3

>>212113265
I'm in (for one round)

>>212113478
What a handsome little fellow

>>212113617
>What a handsome little fellow

Baywatch sex

>>212113588
>I'm in (for one round)
I have to go. Next time, then

>>212113640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYYZFx7_DS8

https://www.youtube.com/watch/B-ZLi4lyNng
He finally did it

this general is kino
i never knew

I was too late for Gartic Phone

>>212114133
same just tried to join too

Lovely colour on a lovely girl.

>>212114586
flat ahh bih

>>212114963
nice

>>212115051
pretas...

>>212114586
Wifeable.

>>212114963
Sniffable.

>>212115051
Cotton pickable.

>>212114586
Hot
>>212114601
Zoomie with no taste.
>>212114133
Missed it too... next time.

>>212115051
Arse looks fake. NO thanks.

>>212114586
Mmmm, indeed. Cheers, btw! I'm enjoying some red wine as well <3

A number of cats found murdered and tortured, others gone missing (as reported by feeders) iin what is being suspected to be some animal torture ring. Execution is far too kind for some "people".

>>212116580
Haitians o algo

>>212116580
Society was better when we executed criminals.

>>212116673
Subhumans.

This is the face brune does when he's dishing out greentexts and simpsons images.

>>212116879
tortured*

>>212116879
fascist scum

>>212116879
I'll have to agree on that, depending on the crime itself. But alas, we now have nursing homes for criminals.

Apply.

>>212116944
>tfw you criticise brune's "cooking" and sit back, waiting for him to hit you with the simpson's meme

I am lacking..

>>212117166
Brune's cooking is absolutely revolting, he could improve a thousandfold if only he would care even a little.

>>212117297
Autonomy?

>>212117373
He is in dire need of a brown girlfriend who will come round to his house with bandoliers of spices wrapped around her, a backpack full of lamb steaks, and a rice cooker strapped to the top of her head.

I could go for some soapy chicken.

>>212117744
I guess I'm a wifeslop maker.

>>212117744
I'm between wifeslop and guychow

Zamn, it's raining hard.
Good night

>>212118718
Get yourself a palmiteira

>>212118956
I'm vantablack doe

>>212118983
>t. Gianni Rodriguez Schröder von Hausen

I wish that food didn't exist.

obamna

>continuously getting racism in my softcore app
:/

>>212092782 (OP)
Is this a grim meal in the Mediterranean

blondes girls >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brunettes

>>212121922
extremely grim, brown is never a nice colour on your beansloppa

Morning.

Good morning

pagi pogi pierogi~~~~

>>212121922
It reminds me of Kusksu a bit.
>>212126078
Very cute.

good morning medders
the pajeeta messaged me again last evening, but I think she just wants validation from my attention at this point

>>212126816
>the pajeeta messaged me again last evening, but I think she just wants validation from my attention at this point
Even pajeets do that?

>>212126816
Just give her an ultimatum, ask for a date if she doesn't want it then you unmatch.

>>212126858
apparently so
I did not get redeemed
>>212126883
yes, I suggested a date before and she tip toed around it
she can lead the conversation now, otherwise it's ovah

Hello /med/ders, we won 2-0 against River Plate, the match seemed fun enough but I didn't want to wake up at 3 AM, I already struggle sleeping

>Advertises Malta as a party destination.
>Legalises cannabis.
>Wants a "culture change" on alcohol consumption.
Schizophrenia and politics go hand in hand.

>>212126933
Legalisation is only logical
You can tax it, make a profit, and not fill the jails with small-scale dealers (for whom prison is basically a business school)

Almost got isekai'd by a SUV crossing the street. Dude just didn't slow down.

>>212127003
I should've left the cannabis part out because it is irrelevant. What I am not understanding is how on one hand we advertise ourselves as a party destination and now we are doing a public consultation on alcohol consumption for a culture change to reduce its consumption.

Good morning
Brekkie : eaten.

>>212127069
Stay safe and remember, total SUV death.

>>212127069
I would gladly burn down all SUVs, I hate them, I prefer my beloved sedans, glad that you're safe Gironde
>>212127084
Tourism fucking sucks, I know very well Maltanon

>>212127069
>>212127101
I associate SUVs with the USA.

>>212127112
Sedans are getting rarer and rarer, total suv death.

>>212127112
Yeah, but that's something else.

>>212127141
Glad that we are almost always on the same page Portuchad

>>212127185
>b-but it has a high driving position, much more comfortable and safe
>so high you can’t see what’s directly ahead of you, turning you into a menace
SUVs are designed to make sitting for fat fucks easier, and that’s it.
And don’t get me started i. The diminishing sizes of vehicle windows.

>>212127232
No, it's purposefully made for fucking boomers, they're the ones in love with this high seat bullshit because they're geriatric fucks who can barely move

>>212127256
Fat people and old people, I agree.
Which makes SUVs into a bigger of a threat.

>>212127314
Esattamente caro mio

I guess it’s safer for the driver if he ends up hitting anything, with the sheer amount of metal and plastic a SUV has.
In Portugal they even changed the law regarding taxation because SUVs were in the same category as small commercial vehicles (due to their height/size). The fucking boomers cried so much SUVs are now in the same category as Clio’s or Panda’s.

>>212127372
It's the classic prisoner dilemma, everyone would be safer without SUVs, but once the SUVs enter the road, the SUV driver is safer against other type of cars, but less safe against other SUVs.

>>212127372
Also, another thing I want to complain about is powercreep in fucking cars.
Every new car model with the same name as a previous one is sightly bigger, so they increase in size over a decade and then companies release a new smaller model that is the same size as the other model was 10 years ago.

>>212126904
NO, JUST ASK HER OUT NOW

>>212128011
LinkedIn is basically mandatory nowadays to get any tech job.
You'll have to swallow your pride and make one.

>>212128118
I have one but it's empty because fuck (((them)))

>>212127939
I asked her before and she said she had to think about it. I got pissed because that sounded like no interest to me but then she said she didn't know if she had time when I have and she would tell me this week. She knows I want to see her, said it twice. She can show interest now, if not then so be it.

>>212128196
Even jeets are playing hard to get nowadays, grim

>>212128210
she's cute, she has many matches for sure
same story every time

>>212128136
You just have to add your studies, certifications, work experience and a short description.

>>212128228
That's why I won't ever try dating apps, in the sea of options every woman has I would simply drown

>>212128245
when i said empty, i mean i filled the basics, but not in linkedin lingo, just the trvke

It has been a week already.

>>212128276
true, it's depressing if you're not gigachad

Apps can work a bit when you start, but then it's le shadow ban

>>212128389
They can work for you, goddamn sexhaver

This is the way, though I'd change the order in which the languages are displayed.

>>212128389
I'm getting some few matches and likes on Hinge continuously. Almost nothing on Bumble though. Had both apps for the same amount of time, probably two months or so now.

>>212128501
Interessante, sarebbe da provare

Woke up at 5 AM today lads fr fr.
Gym sesh was nice. I noticed that I can now increase ROM on below chest bottom ROM db bench as I have been doing them for like 3 weeks now so I assume my flexibility is adapting to it. It's like 4-5 centimetres of extra ROM compared to last week and tbf I think that's the absolute bottom for me as even if I could go lower I don't think I'd risk going that low. Added another 2,5 kgs to pec deck, making it the 3rd sesh in a row where I added weight to that beautiful piece of equipment. BB OHP still feels like shite for some reason sadly. I can unironically ohp more with dbs than with a bb fr fr (no, I don't cut out half of the ROM).

>>212128313
How are you holding up?

>>212126078
Selamat pagi.

>>212128534
I have yet to taste it. Weird how the label is more greenish IRL than what the photo makes it out to be.
>>212128600
I still keep expecting to see her in some places, but other than that, I'm fine.

>>212128501
I expected you to be black as coal, I'm disappointed

>>212128827
Nah man, Maltanon's skin colour is basically alabaster

A little tired of painting maps, I think I'll go some time watching movies instead

>>212128848
Andalu-sama is more transluscent but Maltanon has dem green eyes

The color is more correct on the photographic representation of the Spritz. I've had this one before, and I can say that it is nice.

>>212128827
I am sun-kissed, actually.

>>212128978
>>212128635
>alcoholic kinnie
Is this a new thing? I don't remember seeing these when I went to Malta.

>>212129000
Checking dooze trips

You are the only real /med/iterranean here

Oh no no... Andalucia...
>>>/fit/76305142

>talk to a cute coworker about something
>mistake a word for another
>a Karen immediately calls my mistake out

Linking the video, not the text next to it obviously.

>>212129110
i keked fr

Translucent niggas could never.

>>212129091
Charo is jealous

Be a man.

I am not giving you a (you), I know you liked the video I posted.

>>212129150
You will never be a woman

I will bake sisters

>>212129156
I will lift you up.b

Or Kinnie-coloured. For the Spritz, they opted for Polish instead, for some reason. Well, for this batch at least. The cardboard packaging had more languages if I recall correctly, and none were Maltese. The Rumba is a more recent product so things are perhaps changing - EN-MT-IT on both the packaging and bottles.
>>212129026
Not new new, but not exactly ancient either.

The Internet is acting up for some reason.
>>212129039
I'm paler in the parts that see no sun desu.

>>212129191
>EN-MT-IT
grim.

miau miau miau
miau miau miau miau miau

>>212126078
miau.

>>212129378
Why?

>>212129133
>wearing a ring when you work with machinery
You straddle the fine line between bravery and foolishness.

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>>212094413
Hope there will be war agains US, but this time everybody wins but America.

Office cutie came to get me to go get coffee together.
>>212127101
>>212127112
I agree frens, fuck SUVs
>>212127127
Yep, there's not much point to them in Europe.

>>212129559
>>212129579
Those are the most dilated pupils I've ever seen in my life. They're like black holes.

>>212129646
Got to keep the qts at bay.