Thread 213427386

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Expelled from Iberia: >>213393282

Sup, fellow euroids

Good morning /med/.

Good morning, sisters.

>>213427435
Olá

gm medoids. drinking a cuppa and listening to a boomer radio broadcast playing classical music.

Great edish.

Good morning Sirs!

@breizhtwink: >>213427283 ??

>>213427386 (OP)
Bonjour and warm dishes from the southern coast of the Mediterranean.

Good day med, return to hell in 22 hours
>>213430144
Henlo

>>213430178
>return to hell in 22 hours
21:30 hrs for me
did you already take summer vacations?

>>213430214
Not now but in two weeks, can't wait already

Today's gymcel sesh
2 km sprint
3x8 30 kgs db split squats (focusing a bit on flexibility by placing the leg not used even further behind)
3x12 70 kgs, 72,5 kgs, 75 kgs leg curls
3x4 122,5 kgs calves (new pr, but the losing one rep on adding 2,5 kgs checks out so it should not be thought of as having made progress)
2 km moderate pace jog
I think I should have been able to hit 9 reps instead of 8 on the split squats had I not decided to sprint beforehand.

>>213430144
>warm dishes from the southern coast of the Mediterranean.
What would you eat rn if you could choose anything that is Tunisian cuisine?

>>213427844
>drinking a cuppa
Where are the beans from? I'm drinking Costa Rican rn, but I'll run out in some days and switch to Kenyan. Gman I believe is drinking Indian beans nowadays.

>>213430178
>>213430214
I'll only wage 2 days next week. Get fucked lads.

https://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/1295629/50-biggest-cities-in-mediterranean-islands-on-a-blank-map

Let's say who's a real med

>>213430258
vgh
any special plans?
>>213430269
>Where are the beans from?
packaging doesn't say, it's like a higher tier of Aldi's own brand. Tastes good tho.
>I'll only wage 2 days next week.
fug
I need vacation too but I'm not sure to take it if I'll just sit on my ass at home. Still have like 32 days left for this year though

>>213430269
It will eventually be our turn to laugh
>>213430349
Nothing, just being away from the cagie is good enough

>>213430419
>just being away from the cagie is good enough
true...
>It will eventually be our turn to laugh
even truer
one day the wagie's patience will run out..

Gymcels, I have a bad news for (You), I couldn't go to the gym.
I planned to go, and then found out that gym had no day pass for some reason... Wtf.
Doebeit, it seems I can get a free gym day at the shittiest gym of the country for free due to fidelity points at Decathlon.
Weighting myself tomorrow, probably lost weight due to excessive cardio and disturbed eating schedule/program.

>>213430269
I listened to your AI-slop, sister.
Made me remember Bob the builder.

>>213430342
You always post the most annoying quizzes fr fr.

>>213430467
Have this better version.

>>213430514
Post a better med related quiz then

How do I become a gymcel at home? I spend most of my day studying and stuff my face with carbs at night time.

>>213430573
get yourself pushup handles and a pullup bar
leg exercises are hard without weights but I used to do calisthenics at home regularly and I got some nice definition when I did it more regularly. also better eating, less carbs and more protein

>>213430530
thanks comrade

>black girl just messaged me again
aryan moment
seems her date yesterday wasn't so good

>>213430349
>it's like a higher tier of Aldi's own brand
I tried barissimo before (not beans, but instant "coffee") but ngl I don't remember the taste.
>32 days left for this year though
Damn nigga. You could just take off the whole december and a week in november.

>>213430514
>I listened to your AI-slop, sister.
So fucking back imc.
>free gym day at the shittiest
>fidelity points at Decathlon
Howling
Mad that they don't offer daily passes in the other gym doe.

>>213430573
>become a gymcel at home?
Just go to a gym chef. It's much better because of the machines and because you can just lift the dbs without having to adjust the weight.
If you really can't though, get a nice quality adjustable bench even if it costs a bit more than other models, adjustable dumbbells (not the ones where you just rotate the bar and put weight on that way as they are overpriced, just get 2 dumbbell bars and iron plates for them, and 4 clips as you don't want the weight to move around on the dbs). I don't recommend you bench with a barbell alone at home. That and a pull up bar, or if you can afford it and you have enough space for it at home, get one of the pull up + dip stations. picrel.

>>213430467
>>213430530
Fascist scums.

>>213430701
If she told you about it that's nice fr fr

>>213430514
Just buy a full membership and don't stop going.
You know that you need the gym, why pussyfoot and try a day pass?

>>213430752
Nothing fascist about that specific quote doebeitever.

>>213430783
Do I?
Do I want to be responsible of the genocide of 6 millions chickens?

>>213430822
>Do I?
You do.
>Do I want to be responsible of the genocide of 6 millions chickens?
You need a final solution to your skinniness.

>>213430777
she didn't wrote it out, but she said she's seeing a friend and didn't text yesterday, I think it was a date. but meh, no feelings so far and we only matched last week.

>>213430841
>You need a final solution to your skinniness.
'em

>>213430777
also checked

>>213430777
>pic
Gemmie

Bananas are again subject to the parrot tax.

>>213430936
My dog likes bananas too and when my mum eats them my dog barks to get a piece.

>>213430936
Thoughts on this discovery I made ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rTTC3M6lh4
bonus : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9mxviDcsRw

I'll just go finish my Japanese lessons, see you later.
>>213430342
I got 4/50, but it should be 5/50 because I did type L'Alguer, fascist scum site. Turns out I know more about general geographic place names than cities.
>>213430608
>get yourself pushup handles and a pullup bar
I've only tried doing pushups while on my knees, I doubt I can do pullups yet, too fat for that. Leg exercises aren't so hard for me because fat, I could do squats all day.
>less carbs, more protein
If only I could cook for myself...
>>213430720
>Just go to a gym chef.
I'll end up convincing myself, right now I'm just too worried about not getting help there. I just don't like socialising and it seems socialising at the gym is the kind of socialising I would hate the most. I was thinking about getting some dumbbells from Decathlon, there were some for a relatively affordable price, but also I don't know how much I should be pushing, I'm 180cm/105kg (last time I weighted myself 2 months ago).
>if you can afford it and you have enough space for it at home
Kek. I would if I could, but I have no room to spare. A couple days ago I tried to work out, I put a yoga mat on the floor, it's about 80cm wide, which fits almost exactly the width of the space I have to work out and it must be around 160cm long.
I should really just get a gym membership but the people, the prices and my own laziness prevent me from doing so.

>>213431007
>too fat
then cardio + diet is your #1 concern. Watch your calorie intake and go walking/running, cycling or swimming.

>>213431028
No reason for him not to try to do some anaerobic exercise, by increasing muscle mass he can increase his calorie needs.

Ants are the Indians of the insect world when it comes to getting themselves in a mass casualty event that doesn't dent their population anyhow.
>>213430975
It is a pet tax really, isn't it?
>>213431000
Kek.

the goat returned home

https://youtu.be/5mNIrQ4I5_Q

>>213431093
true, but pretty sure cardio is better for burning calories

good morning anons
just finishing my coffee

>>213431007
>it seems socialising at the gym is the kind of socialising I would hate the most
That depends on the type of gym you go to ig. I've been to 4 gyms so far, and the atmosphere was shit in 3 of them and I've only been once to those 3. The gym I go to is comfy.
Also, if you do end up liking lifting and end up in a gym which you'll like, having bought the bench and dbs from decathlon will be a waste of money as you won't use them.
I'd recommend you try out a gym first. Just get a day pass.
>my own laziness
You're learning japanese, right? Then there's no reason to call yourself lazy. A lazy person would not learn nihonese.

>>213431184
Kalimera

>>213430514
You have to be more consistent with your lifting and sexing, brune.

>>213430701
>messaged me
>her date yesterday
Grim.

>>213431184
forgot pic
>>213431307
Jó reggelt!

>>213431351
>Grim
such is the life of the krautcel

Yesterday I was with family at a restaurant and I’m pretty sure we were sat down next to a drug lord or a pimp.
>ingushetian or another random Caucasus Muslim looking guy
>not roided, but big, many tattoos, gun in his neck
>one blonde stacy with tattoos
>joined by two absolute qt and hot young blonde stacies (probably the “girls” of the tattoo couple)
>the two girls quite nervous in his presence, but enjoying the night
>all speaking ukranian or russian
Should have went there and asked for the fare for kicks kek

>>213431616
What did he do now?

>>213431709
kikes digged up some months old video where Macron said hostages should be freed
someone ask him what about palestinians hostages?
he said "yes, all hostages, from both sides"
it's enough to make them kvetch

I think I'll just do some of the exercises I used to do, squats, sissy push-ups and planks.
>>213431028
Yeah my diet is fucked beyond belief, I rely on my mom's cooking and she won't listen to anything I say. I also haven't been outside for a couple of weeks.
>>213431158
Did you go say hi?
>>213431307
>the atmosphere was shit in 3 of them
>A lazy person would not learn nihonese.
Well, I keep telling myself I will eventually join a gym once I'm in Japan (since hopefully people won't be as shitty).

>>213432012
Bought a classic andaluz 24 kinder pack the other day for the kiddo, really can’t fathom how one can eat his meals normally and then down a whole box of that a day, every day.
I’d get sick from eating so much sickly sweet chocolate.

>>213431761
They don't help their case.

>>213432101
Some people are just built different and willing to do whatever it takes.

>>213430269
From tunisian cuisine? Well what I'm craving right now is a baguette farcie, imagine a baguette and a pizza had a child together, it's extremely fucking delicious. I know it's not a breakfast food but I'm craving it nonetheless, what I had for breakfast was dried nuts with honey, yogurt, apples and peaches and cheese.

>>213430514
I'm slacking on going to the gym, though thing happened in my life these past weeks and when I'm depressed I don't have the commitment to do anything, I'm not taking my diet as seriously anymore, I haven't gone to the gym for days, and I stopped reading the french books I bought.
I'm currently just playing world of warcraft while listening to video essays or doom scrolling on Instagram.
How do you cure depression in your countries?

>>213432247
a latinX gf can help

>>213432247
>when I'm depressed I don't have the commitment to do anything
same
just laying on the couch/bed and doomscrolling

>>213432192
Fascist scum.

>>213432192
WTF?! THAT'S LITERALLY MY GRANDPA, UNIRONICALLY!!!
is this photoshopped?? As far as I'm aware my grandpa didn't participate in WW2 neither for the Germans nor the french.

>>213432072
>Well, I keep telling myself I will eventually join a gym once I'm in Japan (since hopefully people won't be as shitty).

The gyms there seem pretty draconian and stricy desu i think siestabros are less strict. https://youtu.be/5Jqksta2jhw

>>213432294
Strict**

>>213432273
I need me a Brazilian queen in my life.

>>213432290
your grandpa was a great hero, anon

>>213432326
He was a farmer and a great hunter, only stories I've been told about him was that he was the sharpest shooter in the village.

>>213432192
Funny how the most vicious nazis looked like complete subhumans

>>213432326
Fascist scum.

>>213432377
why would the gigachad be vicious, he's gigachad

>>213432373
>he was the sharpest shooter in the village.
for sure.
>>213432389
you wouldn't get it

>>213432425
I get that you are a hateful fascist.

>>213432164
Baguette Farcie sounds like a cousin of Il-Ftira Għawdxija.

>>213432294
>he gyms there seem pretty draconian and strict
I was hoping it would be different for those 24/7 gyms, maybe there are some different gyms in areas with more foreigners.

>>213432602
If you leave joining the gym for later you are never going to do it.

>>213432577
>Il-Ftira
The pie
>Għawdxija
I don't know what this means.
it looks so good bro, what makes it different from a pizza?

>>213432497
>not letting dirglewanger dirgle your wanger
It’s like you don’t even want a thousand year reich.

>>213432614
True, but currently there are some more pressing matters in my life. The gym would be great if I could somehow fit it in my schedule though.

>>213432621
>The pie
Ftira means pie? Interesting. For us it is a type of bread.
>I don't know what this means.
Gozitan.
>what makes it different from a pizza?
The dough and perhaps the ingredients on it, though almost anything is put on a pizza nowadays.

>>213432577
Wow, that looks fantastic

>>213432683
For us the primary sense of the word ftira is pie but yes we also have a type of bread that we call ftira as well. What do you call pies in Maltese?
>Ingredients
Like potatoes and onions?

Watching some irl Dishonored paintings.

>>213432645
I don't.

>>213432665
>there are some more pressing matters in my life
I can't imagine such a thing.

>>213432718
Wawa wewa! If an Italian loves it then this must mean it's divine!
>>213432718
Your opinion on my country's contribution doe? >>213432164

>>213432497
I may not have been entirely serious

>>213432425
Legendary thread https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/432955474/

>>213432849
Looks very tasty mate, although the chips may be a bit too much

I wasn't expecting it but so far weather wise this has been the best summer in years, aside from June it has been mild temperatures and no super strong storms so far

>>213432845
I'm glad that you decided to go out a bit

>>213432930
Hai proprio ragione, luglio è stato molto piacevole, soprattutto se paragonato al caldo infernale di fine giugno

>>213432933
Yeah I totally decided to go out in my own hahaha.

>>213432991
Who did you go with, friends or family? It's still a change of pace, P*radox slop won't go anywhere don't worry

>>213432902
Really? Is that considered much in Italy? That's weird, it feels like every country has their etiquette on fries, an American laughed at me because in Tunisia we eat fried with mayo and not ketchup, I fucking hate ketchup so much, the taste is absolutely horrid and low quality when compared to home made tomato sauce.
Also I wanna know why the Maltese per Capita don't eat as much pasty as you and us even though they're sandwiched between us, I wonder what they eat.

>>213432845
>I can't imagine such a thing.
Studying Japanese so I can get to N3 before I visit, finally getting my degree and maybe find a job...

>>213432164
>>213432577
Yummy <3

POV: you're a big guy and didn't make the most of your holidays

>>213433053
When it comes to chips I like to have them with both mayo and ketchup

>>213433031
My family.
I doubt any of my friends would like to come to a museum.
Do these remind you of anything?

Breizhbear.

>>213433175
Venice, I suppose

>>213432823
>What do you call pies in Maltese?
Torti.
>Like potatoes and onions?
Among others such as olives and tomatoes, yeah, though they can vary.
>>213432718
I had the opportunity to have one some years ago, but I didn't.
>>213433053
We eat a lot of pasta desu. Aside the typical Italian dishes, we got local variants namely Mqarrun il-forn, Timpana, and Froġa tat-Tarja.

For our favourite poster.

>>213432930
>Weather warnings have been upgraded to amber for most of Scotland as Storm Floris bears down on the UK.
>The warning lasts from 10:00 BST on Monday through to 22:00 and warns of danger to life as damage to buildings and trees due to storm conditions is expected.
>There is also a yellow warning across northern England, north Wales and Northern Ireland from 06:00 BST on Monday through to midnight.

>>213433425
>Mqarrun
Interesting here in Tunisia we call it maqarruna
>Il-forn
You oven cook it?

What's the tinder experience in your country?
In my cunt:
>Download tinder
>Girl swipes right on me
>I swipe back
>We match
>She doesn't text first
>I don't text either
>Chat disappears on it own after a while
>Repeat 15 times
>Delete tinder

At least now I know I'm not extremely repulsive but fuck sake, man, you swiped right first why don't you say salem first???

>>213433996
Sir >>213433609

>>213434129
I don't use Tinder in my country because that would just damage my self-esteem

>>213434129
Lost my V-card thanks to the big T.

>>213434040
>You oven cook it?
Yes.
>>213434129
N/A

>>213434129
I haven't used it in my country but when I was in Erasmus I managed to match some decently attractive white women but I wasn't able to charm them by chat anyway.

>>213432164
>baguette farcie
Man that looks absolutely delish.

>>213432247
>How do you cure depression in your countries?
I just learnt to live with it.

>>213432072
>I'm in Japan
Again, when are you planning on going to Japan? I think you said next year but I'm not sure.

>>213432845
>sees a painting
>instantly starts thinking about dishonored collectibles
something something neurotypical

>>213434129
I don't have a Tinder account.

>>213427386 (OP)
Das rite! We wuz moors n shiet! Who are those Italian and French crackas? WHO? I summon my Bantu brothas out there!

>>213433609
Ugly feet. Find some paintings of cuter feet. Ask the curators if you're struggling to find some.
>>213434129
I've never used a dating app and I never will. In the meat market that is the contemporary dating scene, my offcut wouldn't attract starving rats.

>>213432497
>>213432389
Germans are not fascists. They don't do that in Germany.

>>213434526
Fakecel

>>213434670
Quality post

>>213434129
Long gone are the times where you’d receive an sms from a girl and you didn’t know where it came from or where she got your number, and she’d swear it was by mistake but then start talking to you (it wasn’t by mistake).
Tinder and all love apps were a huge mistake.

>>213435268
Boomer.

>>213435268
Fuck off sexhaver

>>213434670
AYO HOL UP

>>213435268
>yep, back in my day, if you wanted to type an "s", you had to click a button four times - four times!
>now, the key to a woman's heart is to give her a custom mixtape with all your favourite songs on it

This general it's shit nowadays, it used to be comfy

>>213435268
I think I was a waste of space in my father's nutsack when that was a thing, how old are you?

>>213434670
AWOO! AWOO! WE WUZ ZA REAL BANTU N SHIEEEEET!!!

>>213434659
>Again, when are you planning on going to Japan? I think you said next year but I'm not sure.
Yeah, next year. If everything goes according to plan I could join a gym in Spain sometime in May next year, I plan on going to Japan around August-September at the earliest.

How's your pet cat doing currently?
mine is lazying around all day, melting is this heatwave

>>213434659
>something something neurotypical
Nothing neurodivergent about recognizing the art style that Dishonored was inspired by and doing a joke by alternating the causal relationship.

>>213434713
They are feet from a granny, I knew you wouldn't like them I just wanted to nag a little.

>>213434740
There are a considerable amount of German fascists.

>>213434917
I'm a trucel.

>>213435443
Ahhh… simpler times.

>>213435673
33 years young.

>>213436017
Prostrated on the floor suffering from the heat.

>>213430144
Just made couscous with rabbit and veggies (bellpeppers, tomatoes and onions)

>>213436207
You said that you had matches, that's a classic fakecel trait shared by the likes of Brune et al.

>>213436805
You're right and I'm sorry, you are not a fakecel by any means
At this point you're a full-blown sexhaver

cage in 15:30 hrs. weekend spent lying on the couch.

Medpacks are moors 2
They didn't even try to end the setelment there after a time.

>>213436726
Well then proof your trucelness by making a Tinder account and getting 0 matches.

Excelente dia para estar na praia.
Muito bom!

>>213437252
Dinosaurs live here?

>>213437297
Yes, Maltanon has one, and he even pays taxes to the dinosaur.

>>213437252
I want to know what happens in the northwest of Malta.

>>213437369
>he even pays taxes to the dinosaur.
You know what I'm thinking?... It's such a small island that communism may work in there.

>>213437096
>na praia às duas e meia com esta tosta
apanham escaldões e depois perguntam porquê

>>213437252
damn next far cry map is looking lit

>>213437562
I'll tell you what's happening there, Brit colonists are trying to get the Maltese to unroll their Rs, furthermore I'll tell you what needs to be happening there, Brits not destroying the culture of me Carthaginian broddas.

>>213437591
kek
>>213437252
>Airport strip takes roughly a fifth of the length of the island.
Grim, some places were not meant to be visited like this. I guess the port has gargantuan cruises, so it's hell on Earth either way.

>>213437700
I always wanted to know how a country this small runs itself, especially in higher education, do they have universities that teach everything or if you want to study a specific thing you need to immigrate to a European country. how do they build stuff? as you can see there are no quarries on Malta so they must be getting their building materials from outside.
I tried looking up shit online that explains this but with no success.

>>213437252
I can see my town.
>>213437562
From the photo's perspective?
>>213437700
Traffic, noise, drainage spillage, etc.
>>213437828
>do they have universities that teach everything or if you want to study a specific thing you need to immigrate to a European country
Most things relevant to here are studied here.
>how do they build stuff?
Poorly.
>as you can see there are no quarries on Malta so they must be getting their building materials from outside.
We do have quarries, though nowadays limestone is not as used as much, and nowadays most construction is done with concrete bricks.

>>213437628
I feel like other languages adopted that rolled /r/ just to mock us. One day we will steal your secrets and finally learn how to produce that sound.

>>213438094
... Scottish people do it, scots are Brits, wear a skirt and see if it helps, if it doesn't try eating some haggis and Washing it down with cheap whiskey then try again.

>>213437591
Só os parvos é que apanham escaldões.
Com um bom protetor solar e chapéu na cabeça, não há esse problema.

(olha este caranguejo)

>>213438092
>We do have quarries
Woaaah! :00
Can you circle the area on that image of Malta for me?

>>213438187
I don't trust that map desu, but anyway. I don't know if I can do the circling on the phone, but most quarries are around the south south west area, near Qrendi, Mqabba, Zurrieq, Siggiewi and such. Some defunct quarries have been filled up.

>>213438094
Scots roll their Rs

>>213427386 (OP)
those mountains look like a turd. should call it the POOrenees

>>213438155
Ben Salami give me couscous recipes o altro

>>213438348
More line the KINOnees, pic related

>>213438358
Here you go, super Mario.
https://youtu.be/h-xgC0SzdNs?si=glKovRyzTTbIaV62

>>213437252
Far too many people for the size of it.
I also can’t see where the Playmobil factory is, maybe in the bottom left of the picture?

He is going too far now.

>>213438475
it separates the whites (spaniards) from the niggers (french)

>>213438740
Don’t be rude to our blackoid residents please. Especially brune, he has feelings you know?

>>213438475
My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandpappy Hannibal crossed those on an elephant, those are not the biggest mountains in Europe he ever ascended though, haha!

Eastern Spain is so fucking dry Jesus Christ
>>213438807
Akshually Hannibal did not cross the Pyrenees, he followed the coast along Septimania

>>213438941
thank you for destroying my manchildhood, next you'll tell me grand-père noël isn't real.

Needless to say, that photo was taken before summer because currently everything is burned and dead.

>>213438795
I forgot about thay ugly French slut brune, wasn't gianni obsessed with her? lol

>>213438155
>>213438334
Yeah well, they won't tell us how to make that sound either. Not even after we promised to teach them civilisation in exchange.
>>213438092
>From the photo's perspective?
That wild tract of untamed, unsettled land. Why has nobody built 14 nightclubs and hotels on it yet?

>>213439272
THE EXACT SAME SHIT HAPPENS HERE!!!
IN THE WINTER IT'S SO FUCKING GREEN AND LUSH YOU'D THINK YOU'RE IN IRELAND BUT COME SUMMER EVERYTHING DRIES UP AND DIES ALL AT ONCE.
I'll provide pics.

>>213438941
>Eastern Spain is so fucking dry Jesus Christ
Just add a bit of water there m8. How hard can that be?

>>213427515
sex

>>213439366
Stop being racist to Scottish people they're fucking cool, they invented a lot of cool shit, I think the majority of British inventors are Scottish and not English.
Go be racist to the Welsh, I would mind as much, but because bagpipes and haggis and blue tattoos and rolling out RS and barbarism are a part of my culture as well I have a soft spot for the Scottish... You may bully their skirts though.

>>213439366
That's the rural west.
>>213439368
Hot sun and no water does that, and it is the dried remains that usually catches fire in the summer heat.

>>213439597
ugly nigger

>>213439597
She's cute, I bet she's a classy tasty chocolate lady.

>>213439618
The Scots are primarily responsible for the Industrial Revolution, aka the Original Sin of modern society.
You just remember that the next time of them waddles up to you with their funny little accent and starts acting all chummy and charming. The reason why you have to eat bugs and take ze COVID jab is because one Scottish autist built a funny little machine in 1776.

>>213439712
Racism isn't cool, in /med/ our favorite flavor is chocolate.

Home again, sup /med/ders

>>213439838
I'm pursuing a degree in Industrial chemistry, the reason I'll be filthy rich and marry a Scottish woman and move to the highlands with her and open up my own factory is thanks to these wonderful mofos.

>>213439875
Where are you coming home from? Throwing a cursed ring in a volcano? I really really wish you took the plane to get there since walking on foot there is extremely retarded.

>>213439838
My British nationality list now looks like this.
1. Welsh.
2. English.
3. Cornish.
4. Pakistani.
5. Scots.

>>213440327
Erm ACKKKK!!!-shually Britain was solely inhabited by celts until the roman emperor Claudius conquered and he settled it with Italians, north Africans and syrians to have a base of support there that would show the celts the benefit of integrating into the roman system after which came danish vikings, then the anglo Saxons, then Norwegian vikings, then Normans THEN indians and pakis, so you see I as a not African am a second degree native to Britain and I share this position with Italians and syrians, Being less native to Britain only when compared to celts, anglos however are 4th degree natives to Britain so you should include us into your Ranking.

In Malta we have ethnic Maltese people with blond hair blue eyes and Arabic origin surnames. Does his happen elsewhere?

>>213440648
How frequent is blond hair in Malta?

>>213437051
I'd rather spare me the humiliation ritual

>>213440785
t. Volcel

>>213439712
Found the non-med

>>213440785
Just try it man, never know is way worse that definitely knowing.

>>213440750
I think there were 7 people in a class of 30 during school.

I became addicted to slamming colacao cero with high protein milk (100 kcal, 12,5 g brotein / 250 ml).
Please send help.

>>213427386 (OP)
Really want to take a trek across the Pyrenees. Just fucking look at it
Once I have some more money and free time I'll walk the whole way from Atlantic to Mediterranean

>>213440648
The surname "Sarson" originated in 12th century England and ultimately derives from "Saracen". It was most commonly adopted by men who fought in the Crusades.
So yes, we do have blonde haired, blue eyed people with Arabic origin surnames in my country.
>>213439884
>I'll be filthy rich and marry a Scottish woman
Like a challenge, do you? Well, fair enough, just don't come crying to me when you're making unfavourable comparisons between her and native Berber beauties when she's 40 years old.
>>213440327
You forgot the Norn Irish.

>>213441620
Belfast je Srbija!

>>213441548
I thought about doing it. "HRP"

>>213441752
Yea that's the one. Sounds brutal though, 50 days to complete. I don't even have paid vacations that long

>>213440648
Pretty sure you could trace most ethnic Spaniards with those traits to Frankish or Germanic settlers from the Middle Ages. I don't know of any Arabic surnames that might have survived after expelling the muslims.
>>213441620
>You forgot the Norn Irish.
I have yet to meet one. Also, Irish people as a whole are hanging by a thread on my list... They haven't been as nice to the Spanish for a while.

>>213441800
More like 40 days I believe, still doing it alone you have to be more than a hiker.

>>213431158
Is she still with that Italian guy?

>>213441013
I was already rejected twice in real life this year Brunagger

>>213441530
Sounds like a good deal, what's the problem?

>>213440648
>Maltese people with blond haithose are zainichi Maltese

>>213441959
Standards too high.
My latinX gf has a tattoo, sometimes you have to compromise.

>>213441959
erzähl mal wie das war

>>213442009
>what's the problem?
I just don't like how I started with 1 portion of colacao a day and now I'm at 2 portion a day fr fr. It mogs nesquik cocoa hard.

>>213438739
catholic germoids after finding out the mediterranean exists (immediate obsession)

>>213442456
That's just wrong, I don't care about tattoos and in general I'm flexible in the looks department, one of said girls was even (slightly) overweight, would you have compromised on that huh?
>>213442529
Eigentlich nichts interessantes, zwei Mädels von Uni die ich letzten Herbst kennengelernt hatte, wie üblich "hä ich dachte wie wären nur Freunden" "momentan suche ich keine Beziehung" und so fort

>>213442456
>tattoo
you just know she's fucked every black around the block and back

>>213442938
>would you have compromised on that huh?
No. Just need MORE TIME and you will make it.

>>213443018
I didn't ask as I don't fetishize this stuff, cuck. Very unlikely btw.

>>213443080
>Very unlikely btw.
LMAO who is gonna tell him?

>>213443018
>she's fucked every black around the block and back
The French poster you're replying to is black.

>>213443135
>The French poster is black.
just say french, it's the same thing

>>213437252
>Malta
When I'm abroad people always ask me for recommendations, and I'm always stumped because I barely go outside of my village when I'm home.
I legit don't even know what most of the island looks like and get lost if I drive anywhere where I haven't been before.

>>213442938
tut mir leid
wenigstens hattest du den Mut, welche anzusprechen.
>>213443262
same except I don't go abroad.

>>213439366
>Yeah well, they won't tell us how to make that sound either. Not even after we promised to teach them civilisation in exchange.
Listen to how beautiful the Swedish rolled R sounds, catanon: https://youtu.be/Cy44ocuoWhE

>>213442938
>"hä ich dachte wie wären nur Freunden" "momentan suche ich keine Beziehung"

Btw, this doesn't mean they aren't open for sex.
I had a similiar situation with a German girl, which left me confused.

>>213443262
>mfw i've lived in london my entire life, and i could not come up with 5 interesting things for a tourist to do here
I think I would just tell them to save the money, go home early, and put the funds towards buying a house instead.

>>213437252
dead nigger storage island. gozitans are all inbred btw

Delimara's 150m tall chimney is the tallest structure in Malta
Curious tidbit. Also found Playmobil in the place I thought it was.

>>213443370
Masrbro, I read the study you linked yesterday. Just thought I'd led you know.

>>213443422
I'm sure there are at least 5 museums in London, you could recommend the museums.
Also, the city centre is full of historical buildings.
And London has a wide variety of food options as a modern metropolis, if they want to try something new there are many ethnic restaurants if they want some haute cuisine there are a many options too.
I'm sure there are also daily live music options somewhere.
There are a few football stadiums to visit.
And just walking around, seeing the city and just walking in whatever place calls your attention.
For me I could probably find some gyms in London with some equipment not available in most other places.
Bro London is huge.

>>213443496
Thanks magyaranon :). It's kind of depressing though knowing that nature kinda gave us a rotten deal in the modern day where physical conflict (what we're built for) isn't common at all. Yes we're built to be disposable cannon fodder (105 male : 100 female births in every single country because nature) but females are just built to survive and both get innate social advantages through higher innate competence in it, lower incidence of developmental disabilities like autism, innate biases in everyone to want to "protect" women. Even their immune systems work better than ours and have lower chronic inflammation (which gives you cancer among other fun things) to show for it.

They'll always on average outlive us and have easier lives while doing so and what do we get out of it? Bigger muscles? 1.07 height ratio? I'd instantly throw that away just to not have the 'tism much less have 7 extra years of life for free.

>>213440648
While blonde hair is an oddity - and it is usually dirty blonde - blue eyes are more common among us than one might think.

>>213443679
The extra muscle alone is worth it.
Just be a tranny if you think women have it so easy.

>>213443423
t. Prison island lmao

>>213443262
Come on, even my recluse ass has a general idea of the island.

>>213443370
Funnily enough, this song keeps appearing in my YouTube recommendations. I think my algorithm is healing, because it keeps giving me bangers lately.
>>213443663
There are only three museums I would recommend (The British Museum, the Imperial War Museum and the Horniman Museum).
I suppose I would also recommend my local kebab house and local Vietnamese takeaway.

>>213443737
Tbf I've had a female relative try to throw me off the balcony one time when i was 13 (she only stopped because the neighbor happened to walk out and witnesses don't stay quiet), and completely got away with it and in fact got me blamed for supposedly "attacking" her (she was triple my size btw) because she started crying and sobbing. Very powerful move desu and trannies don't get access to it.

>>213443816
The Natural History Museum? The National Gallery? The Science Museum?
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g186338-Activities-c49-London_England.html
Look at that shit there are over 200 museums in London and many seem worth visiting, I understand you might not personally enjoy some of them but you could still recommend them to people.
I wish I lived in London man.

>>213442824
He is on Youtube? Insta-subscribe lol.

>>213438557
Cant believe youtuberg didnt put translated subtitles on this
>>213439057
He crossed the Alps after my ancestors absolutely BTFO yours and went from landlubbers to naval power

>>213443741
found the inbred gozoid

>>213443422
>I think I would just tell them to save the money, go home early, and put the funds towards buying a house instead
That's solid financial advice, wasted on foids

>Marsa power station's shutdown, due to its old and extremely polluting systems, was a key point for Malta's entry in the EU.
>As of 2025, the whole complex was dismantled to ground level, but the tunnel comlpex (originally used for refrigeration and accesses) was mantained, and is now being used for hosting a high number of servers, taking advantage of the architecture of the place enabling very low temperatures and keeping power costs (from cooling) down
>the area above ground will be redeveloped into new projects pertaining to the inner Grand Harbour
Very intelligent was of repurposing old infrastructure.
>although most of the site was dismantled with great fanfare, the oldest section of the plant was retained (A Station) in part, especially the station's emergency diesel generator. This generator was powered on again in 2020 after the Sicily Interconnect had problems, which exposed the undercapacity of Delimara's Power Station to power the nation. As of 2025 this emergency generator is being used as a regular power producing station, effectively keeping Malta's pollution above the original EU target.
Uh oh, total politician death I guess.

>>213443679
>outlive us
That's not necessarily bad tbf. I'd rather have a fulfilling life and die younger than live to an older age where people have to wipe my ass.
>Bigger muscles? 1.07 height ratio?
Unironically worth it.
>I'd instantly throw that away just to not have the 'tism
Women too have the 'tism, it's just that society does not care about it as they are le heckin' funny big chungus cringe or whatever reddit would call them.
> Even their immune systems work better than ours and have lower chronic inflammation
I know the study said that, however what I notice irl is that men given they are not couch potatoes and eat trash food, are much less likely to be ill and even less likely to show any signs of illness given they carry the disease than women.

>>213443873
Nigga that's fucked up.

>>213443937
Some Gozitan Aussie fucked your onitis, didn't he?

>>213443914
You wish you lived in London so you could visit a few museums once or twice a year? You must really like museums to put up with so much misery for them.

>>213443679
Men don have weaker immune systems, they work differently (sorry trannies), for example men have a slight disadvantage regarding infections but women are absolutely assblasted by autoimmune diseases like arthritis. the rest is negligible.
Sorry lanklets but the height difference is enough to understand why women live longer, together with men working more dangerous jobs and being way more reckless in their younger years.

>>213444118
Not for that.
But I'd like to live there for the amount of variety of stuff there that is easily accessible, things in day to day life like the variety of food or a good gym.

>>213444118
What about the ethnic food? The mass rapes were worth it or so Im told

>>213444018
the only thing gozitans fuck is their sisters, that's why they all look retarded. mainland chads don't look like that

>>213444157
Testosterone also worsen heart health.

>as of 2024, the Interconnector supplies 22,9% of Malta's needs, down from 46% in 2015. This has been achieved by improvements and expansions of Delimara Power Station
>although Malta is an excellent location for the installation of solar panels, this development has been hampered by the lack of free area to install a big enough solar panel station, with projects underway to research floating solar panel station on the shores of the country.
>wind power capabilities is also underutilised. Malta is the EU leader in fossil fuel usage for electricity generation
>Interestingly, the low amount of renewable power sources' usage keeps the price of electricity low, with Malta having the third lowest average energy cost for the end user in the whole of the EU.
Pretty interesting.

>>213444242
All this rage for a small island across the globe...

>>213444172
>like the variety of food
Now you've finally touched upon a good point. If I had the money, I'd be ordering from a different every day of the week. And the 24/7 gyms were nice back when I used to go (I only ever went at 1-4am to avoid normies laughing at my flabby body).
>>213444205
As Mr Bean once said, now that we have the recipes, is there really any need for them to stay?

>>213444304
mind your own business

>>213444244
That's a really weird way of saying that testosterone builds character.

>>213444244
Yeah Im not a medic, but I know you are watchibg this just from an angle. Women tend to have their own health problems too.
>>213444366
>As Mr Bean once said, now that we have the recipes, is there really any need for them to stay
Kek
>(I only ever went at 1-4am to avoid normies laughing at my flabby body
No one cares lad, if you are there to improve the other men should even help you as they get to know you

>Together with Wasteserv, the maltese government has managed to both reduce the size of the country's landfills and improve its power generation to tackle the required energy needs, by installing a biogas power generation station.
>This biogas station both produces electrical energy and supplies Delimara Power Station with biogas, having achieved in 2021 a capacity of 2,58GWh annualy
>A site of an old landfill has since then been used to install a solar panel station, near Birżebbuġa
Malta is literally powering itself with farts.

>>213443988
>eat trash food
Please read this it's really really nice and short and pops into my head every time i walk into a supermarket: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3141390/

>>213444157
It's not about infections venetobro, it's about the chronic inflammation they're less susceptible to and by extension less likely to get BTFOd by cancer (yes they get them more often in puberty but afterwards it's universally lower both incidence and mortality so lifetime lower mortality overall), atherosclerosis -> heart disease, metabolic syndrome, and reduced insulin sensitivity.

Sources:
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6831096/
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3210244/
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9562180/

>>213444366
>I only ever went at 1-4am to avoid normies laughing at my flabby body
I don't think people would laugh at you being overweight. What's laughable is when rorke injects oils into his muscles and instead of looking muscular he just looks fucked up. Howling how the only guy I know who does that has a face that looks like it got fucked up from taking hormones and oil like a tranny.

>>213444843
>Please read this
Give me half an hour as I'm doing something else rn masrbro. I'll report back when I'm done with reading that study.

Hi anons

>>213444843
>venetobro
How do you know

>>213445051
Beautiful.

>>213445106
Siamo in due adesso?

How hard is it to get into spanish universities for gradschool? And how expensive is it for spaniards?

I don't like brown people
(medbros are honorary whites)

>>213444843
Alright, I read the study.
I have pretty bad acne on my face ngl, but there's no way I'm cutting out milk and whey protein from my diet.
It's over.

>>213446048
We are brown as fuck thoughbeit, except Andalucia (translucent), Maltabro (white as fuck), and Veneto (off-white). There's Brune, Portuchad, and Booma too, but they are even darker than us as they are black.

>>213446236
My definition of brown is everyone on the other side of Mediterranean. And Turks as well.

>>213427386 (OP)
ماشاء الله
also, funny that the asiatic horde is posting this pic

>>213432164
for me is chakchouka
>>213432425
this nigga was so fucked up that reading about him feels like a comic book character
>>213434129
>What's the tinder experience in your country?
awful, dating apps were a mistake

>>213434670
>>213435410

>>213446461
>awful, dating apps were a mistake
sexo with palmiteira

>>213446048
I am black.

>>213446048
We are all brown to black here thoughever, barring a couple notable and neurodivergent exceptions

>>213446596
kek, how the fuck do you know about this expression?
I only heard this like a couple months ago
>>213446236
>>213446048
I'm vantablack

>>213443917
nice.

>>213443917
he's a living meme at this point

but >>213447127
was meant for >>213446554

Was going to start watching the new tranime today, but tranime site won't load. Fucking over imc.

>>213431007
>>213432072
>>213433092
Anon if you see this, how hard is Japanese in your opinion? How quick/slow are you progressing?
Don't need to get into writing systems and write a long post, I'm just curious about YOUR opinion.

>>213447303
Maybe I should try this.

>>213446868
read about it in here (i mean int probably) like two years ago
thought it was a funny name

>>213447303
He looks better than me.>>213447303

>>213447517
honestly for a 57 year old
https://x.com/GunterFehlinger/status/1952036416072143247
he did probably better than I could

>>213447303
Is he on TRT or has he opened the forbidden book of gainz (author: andaluzanon)?

>>213447303
what a lolcow

>>213446659
You are white
>>213446682
You are white
>>213446868
You are brown and I hate you

>>213447643
50 something that suddenly hits the gym? Trt is very likely.
Starts getting old and depressed, a doctor prescribes trt, the guy who has been always low t suddenly feels the urge to do manly stuff and then they do the obvious choice to look manly which is hypertrophy training.

>>213447737
Racist scum.

>>213447777
Will you hop on TRT with age? Here's Zane at 79.

>>213447883
>Will you hop on TRT with age?
Andalucia is on KRT (Kinder Replacement Therapy)

>>213447883
If I had really low testosterone and a doctor recommended it I would do it.
But if a doctor actually recommended it, not if I paid a doctor to recommend it to me.
Although it's easy to say that know that I'm relatively young and with a normal amount of testosterone, maybe when I'm older I will want to hop on it even if a doctor says I don't need it to feel young.

>this guy comes up and slaps your bitch's ass
wat do?

>>213448029
take his month's pay as reparation for what his people did to my ancestors

>>213448029
Nice haircut nibba. Used to rock something similar when I was 15.

>>213448029
I would probably be weirded out but I don't know exactly what I would say.
Probably something like dude I'm not gay.

My face tomorrow
>>213448029
I know he wouldn't do it because he's zesty

>>213448029
The sun has never touched your skin?

>>213448029
Pure Nguyen rice-lover phenotype

>>213447589
Good on him.

>>213445106
>>213445863
>>213445980

Please forgive me for confusing you. I'm a non-extraflags peasant.

>>213448326
Korrigans are nocturnals

>>213448493
Based non-extraflags user

>>213447825
Yea

>no remarks on the drip
sad!
all too blinded by zestyness
>>213448326
see >>213448648
>>213448415
rice is too spicy for you mayo eating crackaz

>>213448856
I saw it, though it was cringe but the zestyness balance it

>>213448856
I think we wouldn't have commentend the drip if you didn't add the ass slapping bitch part

>>213447737
get in line
>>213448029
ask her who is her new gay friend

>>213448928
we would*

>>213448856
EHEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRZYPccMapQ

We did it /med/, we hit bump limit.

>>213449176
That's so impractical. Are the japs stupid?

>>213448029
Wonder why a zestyboi is slapping a woman’s delicious butt (he probably gets butt slapped right after).

>>213449210
Those were different times, chud.

>>213447969
Those gains are fleeting after a certain age, you’ll need to juice up to keep gaining.

>>213449450
>In Istanbul
What a shame

>>213449450
>POV: you are a Wallachian soldier during the Battle of Rozgony in 1330, and the Hungarian forces have just brought out their elite giantess shock troops.

>>213449465
Well at some point I won't be able to get stronger, it's only natural.

>>213449748
RUDE

>>213449055
based
my chiggers take fixed turns on the feeder
there's a strict hierarchy

Sweet dreams.

>>213448856
>>no remarks on the drip
Reminded me of the underground people from Delicatessen.

Good night med pray for my soul for tomorrow, I know it's gonna be nasty just like last week