Thread 211750450

Gymcel edition
Herniated a disc: >>211719469

First for cheering on Gironde.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQxLGi7cmdw

>>211750450 (OP)
i wish there was like some city builder/planner thing that would just let me like choose some place on a map and i could like plan roads and buildings and shit

>>211751424
i feel like I should've gone for some kind of city planning job o algo. well too late for that im gonna go buy cigarettes

>>211751424
Would Cities: Skylines satisfy that criteria?

>>211751730
unfortunately it only does it once in a blue moon. i think the biggest problem is that i like to have a city and then make it better not build a city from scratch

can't sleep again
I feel I'm gonna have a heart attack
thank science I don't work today

>>211751730
>>211751795
like i spend hours and hours on google earth just thinking to myself "so they should connect this road with this one and build some nice appartment buildings here, maybe a roundabout would be good here" and shit like that

>>211751800
Flunch'd

>>211751900
it was pretty good tho
bf loves it
he is fully assimilating into french culture

i literally cannot look at empty land in my city without thinking "they should build an appartment building here"

>>211752080
It's the same for me, but that's because there's a housing crisis not because I want to be a city planner.

>>211751795
>>211751820
Understood.

>>211752080
I am on the opposite.

>>211751800
Same, too fucking hot

Good morning med, still looking for some puzzle enjoyers

>>211753515
Not this kind of puzzles though, meant more like something like this

>>211753567
I had top left one

>>211753612
Is it good ? I want something good but not too difficult too

>>211753676
It's ok, they give you a notice anyway

>>211750450 (OP)
My triceps, my chest, my shoulders. Hurt so much AHHHHH it's been 3 days

I've been training with his new PT dude. He is killing me

>>211753812
Good

It's raining outside, it's very satisfying
>>211753706
Okay I might be looking on specialized websites, might throw a 20-30 bucks on some

Going to the gym in this heat is torture

good day medders
I incelran 10,8km with a good amount of climb with a 4:52/km pace. I'm sweating like a pig in this humid heat.

I have a first date with an Iranian girl later today, any basic tips not to drop my spaghetti too hard?

>>211754585
No worries. Women raised in the 3rd world will like you for who you are, as long as you're good, decent, honest she will be yours for ever.
No need to.worry about showing your autism like it's a native woman that was raised like a princess.

>>211754625
thanks for the affirmation, I hope so too.
irl I've seen some exceptions, but on dating apps what you say seems to be 100% true, German/western girls seem incredibly entitled and spoiled

Hello medoids! Race is done.
I did 10km in 1hour and 2mins. I'm proud, good for a first time.

>>211754738
baséd rooner

btw I hurt my ankle during my run,hurt like shit for a moment but seems to have been fine
must've looked about like this gif

>>211754778
When?

Iron Domes.

>>211754738
Nice.

>>211754585
I'm getting mogged. Nicely done fren, good luck for the date.

No prs, but sesh was good. Tried a new stretch before squatting and holy fucking shit did squats feel easy as fuck. Also tried some prehab exercises for my tendinitis and my arms feel fucking good.

>>211754738
Congrats.

>>211754585
>4:52/km pace
Nice. What was your longest roon?
>I have a first date with an Iranian girl later today
Also nice

>>211754625
How about the ones who are second generation raised here? There's a cute kurd at my job but idk how prone they are to dating Timmy

>>211754889
I'm a jogmogger, I always want to overtake
but I sweat like a pig and sound like a retarded locomotive in return
also I'm kind of a lanklet so it's easier methinks
thank you

>>211754900
>What was your longest roon?
a bit over half marathon distance, 23km I think
do you roon too?

>>211754585
Be drippy.

>>211754738
Congrats fren, but sad you are not under the hour.

>>211752080
Same but I think we should be planting more trees and making more mystical forests.

>>211754585
Nice performance man

>>211754738
Good job Gironde, nicely done

>>211754997
You're good man, can't imagine doing a semi right now t bh.
I started around 6km/h but then gradually went up to 5:45km/h starting from the 6km.
>I'm kind of a lanklet
Yeah same, it helps I guess.
>>211755191
Thanks, fren. It's alright, I had 0 expectation since I never ran 10km before so I'm just happy.
I'll do better next time.

I almost burned myself with boiling water, like an idiot.

>>211753515
>jigs
>

>>211754738
Roooooooooooooon

>>211755569
What happened ?

>>211755648
I splashed myself whilst stirring pasta. It hit my thigh, which is covered by my shorts so that probably saved me from a bad burn.

>>211755736
It happens. At least you avoided the worst.

>>211755815
I still "feel" it, but yeah. Stupid moment by my part.

>>211755853
It's not stupid, that happens. Don't knock yourself over it.

>>211755736
Shit happens friend

>>211756331
All the time.

>>211754585
>I have a first date with an Iranian girl later today, any basic tips not to drop my spaghetti too hard?
Yes, if she owns a parakeet, do NOT insult it.
>>211754738
Bon boulout. Might as well rename this general to /cardio/ with how many rooners/woolkers we've got here.
Do you get anything for completing the race, like a ribbon or a certificate or anything like that?

>>211756405
Here here

>>211756505
Also don't use flying mango as an insult near Moselle.

>>211756718
Christ...

>>211754585
Don't be too touchy. Try to keep it cool and if she's not reciprocating your touches etc, back off.
Don't try to rush things, she's Iranian too so probably traditional so you need to get her to trust you first. Also pay for everything, eastern girls are notoriously cheap

>>211756718
Made for sweaty sex with med bois

>>211750450 (OP)
Taking the Batman Begins pic as an excuse, I have to say, I really hate how society has become so moronically weak that they've neutered Batman and are now turning into unironic Superfags. I hate this nonsense I see on the net, posting Superfag edits with Bowie music on it. We get more and more emasculated and now people worship some made-up godlike figure with the opinions of a subversive toddler. Superman is a blight on fiction and Batman needs to kill him metaphorically to surpass the faux archetype he set up. I hope Med cunts aren't Supercunts. Which I realise is ironic as we're all Sun-Drenched and in Greek "Batman" literally is equivalent to "Nightman", but this is what makes it even more important. Superman is a Golem who has stolen our inherent values and has made a mockery of them. Batman at the very least stands as yet another creation, an interesting fiction. But Superman is deified as a crude nonsensical parody of what a "god" is. He is the "modern ancient hero" yet he's a mockery of it. I hate the simplicity that is hidden under a wrapping of complexity that he projects. Younglings being raised to be Superdaddyfags is a threat to civilization. In my time we had edge and truth, now we've got this nonsense.

>>211756718
She really knows her target audience, doesn't she?

Finally nuked the old serves that was running in new hardware, as all the network is being served by the new server.
Now, to install proxmox in place of the old server and setup some home automation and all the rest.

>>211757146
You care too much about capeshit.
None of it matters in reality.

>>211756505
>Do you get anything for completing the race
I got a tshirt and some food. Pretty good overall!

>>211757146
Who gives a damn about superheroes nigga

>Ingerlund has fallen...
>billions must be stabbed...

>>211756718
Found one with less UI clutter.

>>211757460
>I got a tshirt and some food.
I hope it was kebabs and shrimp.
>>211757686
He got 4 years in prison for his part in the riots - proving, once and for all, that crime doesn't pay.

>>211757146
first of all, why tf are you taking capeshit so seriously?
second of all you're absolutely fucking delusional if you think superman is in anyway more popular than Batman

thirdly Marvel is way more popular nowadays, what Warner gets for making dogshit movies for a decade and not releasing a good game in just as long, and even then Arkham Knight was bloated and not as good as City
the only good movie they've made in their past decade was "The Suicide Squad" and that was mostly because /our girl/ Daniela Melchior was in it(happy she isn't stuck in telenovela hell like 99% of Portuguese actors) and Cena and Elba were pretty funny together, not because of setting and story

>>211757880
Doesn't matter if it's marvelslop or dcslop.
It's trash anyway.
Some good shows exist but it's not thanks to comics.
I liked Legion and Loki for example.
Avengers and Deadpool are terrible.

>>211757880
I hate to tell you, but animeslop is a thousand years ahead of capeshit.
Simply can't bring myself to watch capeshit. The last I saw were Iron Man 2, Venom and the Batman Trilogy with Christian Bale.
>Iron Man 2 was in 2010
God I'm old.

>>211757932
haven't watched anything from Marvel since the wolverine movie where he's old and superpowers are outlawed
as for DC I thought Penguin was good and I'll keep watching the new Batman trilogy, but you're right it's not really about the setting it's more about the actors
Pattinson always delivers kino, I trust him
>>211757948
>bringing up animeslop out of nowhere
my honest reaction to anime reference:
https://youtu.be/uDa_dRqRFhM
anyway it doesn't matter, Superman seems like standard capeshit slop to me so I don't care for it, and I really don't see the reason why the Greek would write a whole schizophrenic paragraph about how it's corrupting the youth or some shit when capeshit isn't even as big as it was, much less dc's capeshit

>>211758435
I disliked the Penguin, could not even finish it.
They tried so hard to make it edgy that it became a parody.
The old Gotham show could be enjoyable at least.

>>211758504
And this is how it happens, us infidels have no hope of salvation.

One of grandma's kittens from the new batch (they are only some weeks old) was born ill and has something wrong with both his/her eyes. The eyes are almost twice the normal size and the colour is like halfway between red and black. Irides are not visible either, the whole thing is just the same colour. Apparently he/she is not completely blind, but man that's fucked up. Somehow this kitten was also born alone so he/she has no brothers and sisters, which is kinda weird given cats usually give birth to 5-6 kittens at least so the reason behind the illness is probably that the mother is not fit for reproduction or I don't know.
I feel so sorry for that kitten.

>>211754997
>do you roon too?
Yeah. Used to more frequently as I now mainly focus on gymcelmaxxing so instead of rooning I squat, do leg extensions, curls, things like that. My last "longer" roon was 16-17 km I think. Nonetheless I still roon either 1x2 or 2x2 kilomemes a day 6 times a week as this way I can get to the gym in virtually no time.

https://linsoluble-casse-tete.fr/collections/casse-tete
Found this now dunno what to choose
>>211758837
Will poor kitten be put down ?

>>211758498
I wanted a mob drama with Colin Farrell and Cristin Milioti, and I got exactly what I wanted

>TFR patch this monday
>EU Schwab path
>EU Gunther Fehlinger-Jahn path
holy KINO
we won CHVDS

>>211759067
Modern human.

>>211759089
kys

>>211758588
Not a bad way to go.

>>211759114
Kmsk. Like the doll charlie pass out. Go home.

Used srgb setting for monitor color and everything looks so much more vibrant I had to turn dark mode on.
Was set on eco which made everything yellow which is good for dark environments I guess.
It's like I unlocked the real capabilities of the monitor.

Boringposter was miles ahead the Egyptian bot

>>211759176
Putain

>>211758894
The Hofman cube is a classic and gets the noggin' joggin'.
https://linsoluble-casse-tete.fr/products/hofmancube-constantin
Or this thing that I also had that I ended throwing against a wall out of sheer desperation (I'm a very calm and patient person, so you can gauge my pain).
https://linsoluble-casse-tete.fr/products/casse-tete-fridolin-bambou-imbroglio

Qoton fin Masri.

>>211758894
>Will poor kitten be put down ?
I have a feeling he/she is just going to die and not even reach adulthood.
>dunno what to choose
Man, Himitsu-Bako is expensive as fuck fr fr.
I would probably go for one of the Hanayama or Cryptex.

>>211759315
Canadaaa. Add.

>>211759199
>>211759270
Thanks frens I'll look into it

>>211758837
Poor thing.

>>211759315
Hips too wide

>>211760375
She can push out kids like an oven pushes out loaves.

>>211758837
A very grim occurrence, but unfortunately not that uncommon. When my cat had kittens, one of them had a deformed lower half and died after a few days.
Your thoughts on adopting one of the cats from the litter?

Brow, I fucking hate jeets
Honestly, I hate them more than I hate Muslims. The Internet is fucking shit rn because of jeets

>>211760608
It's a huge population so it's bound to have annoying people.

>>211760608
ancestors of muslims jeets were enough to make alexander come home, he knew

>>211760641
Alexander was poisoned by his own generals who coveted his conquests.
Well from their point of view they were their conquests.

>>211760693
He died of fever (in Babylon)

>>211760641
>tfw Alexander's armies wanted to stop because of the smell, not the distance from home

The smell killed Alex.

>>211760734
Fever caused by poison.

>>211760375
Homossexuality too high in your case, fren.

>>211758837
Freak births always make me sad too. One of my baby cats also had big eyes infections and died because of that.
Here's a poem I like about the cruelness of our uncaring universe.

>>211761557
La7ma hamra

>>211760641
Alexander was such a great general and conqueror, just look at this!

>>211761689
Slav larpoids are really funny.

>>211762027
cope
keep we wuzzing, everybody knows Alexander was an Ethnic Slav

no internet cut this week for the bac exams after 8 years!! finally

>>211754855
milk jugs

>>211759315
nice eyes

>>211762293
Good luck.

>>211762293
They were reading this thread.

>>211762758
My age is 21 y.o

The bot has been following me, should I be worried about the super AIs they hide under the pyramids.

>>211751424
>>211751820
OpenTTD?

Spanish wife...

Clinically hungry.
Goûter time.

>>211762930
The truth nuke, shut your eyes breathe and... :C. Help me!!!

>>211762930
>Put a chocolate between two slices of bread
Do French people really?

>>211762758
czech wife

>>211762930
Only you.

>>211762909
czech wife

>>211763049
Porn is haram brother

>>211762980
it's skyr with cashew and banana doe

>>211763049
I can't take her seriously with those balloons attached to her torso.

>>211763094
Google has lied to me.

bonjour fine shyt

>>211762909
What emotions is the expression on this woman's face attempting to convey?

>>211763146
Bewilderment because she somehow realized that I was taking a screenshot.
This is reinforcing my hypothesis that we are indeed living in a simulation.

>>211762060
Whatever you say bratan

>>211758837
nothing much to do but to put it out of its misery
at least it wasn't born with bladder extrophy or something like that

>>211763188
>This is reinforcing my hypothesis that we are indeed living in a simulation.
You have to stop saying things like this. You're going to get us shut down.

>>211761557
nice poem

>>211763188
We just need to find the hacks to turn this fact into our favour.

>>211763939
So you're choosing to exploit a bad situation instead of escaping from it.
I will pass that on to the demiu I mean my supervisor.

>>211763984
Yeah yeah, enjoy the porridge slop with your fellow cavern man dancing all naked and sweaty to the beat of a thousand drums while the demiu-supervisor sends the mach-police your way.
I’ll be here eating paellas and grilled meat and shrimp and whatever I want while melting in this sun, thank you very much.

>>211764079
The match police is not real but even if they were they could never find our hideout, Petros made sure of that.

Stolen from our Eastern European frens.

>>211764237
Are you sure Petros wasn’t a plant? How can you be sure the nano machines are not filling the air you’re breathing right now?

>>211764286
Asian girls just don't do it for me. They can obviously be gorgeous, but it doesn't trigger that breeding instinct that others do.

>>211764286
Nanomachines ain't got nothing on me.
I am well insulated thanks to my mask.

>>211760534
Horrible joke fr fr.

>>211760489
>Your thoughts on adopting one of the cats from the litter?
Did not even think about that honestly. I don't think I will. They are cute tbf. Really like how they hide under the bushes when we get close to them and only leave when their mom comes and nudges them in the direction they are going to go. Pretty much it's the "mom come pick me up I'm scared" meme.

>>211761557
>Here's a poem
Damn.

>>211764336
AWOOOOOOGAAAA

>>211764411
All masks have nano machines implanted in them silly Greek.

>>211764537
t. mewjak post

>>211764903
I'll never have as much rizz as picrel fr fr no cap.
When I said horrible joke what I meant was that it was funny, but it's the horrible kind of funny where it's so bad it's funny. Which again, is le good o algo. Also, sorry to break it to you, sister, but you are a fakecel too. I don't make the rules, no refunds.

>>211764537
>I don't think I will.
It's meowver.
Hopefully their future owners don't skimp on the shrimp, so to sniff.

>>211765049
Sorry sweetie, 10 likes on the apps from a tranny cancel one sexo

>>211765216
When?

just finished my inceldate with the Iranian girl
it was nice, we talked good and I got her to laugh a couple of times, wasn't too bad I think. But how do I escalate and get to kissing etc? we just hugged as hello/goodbye and walked/sat besides
much thanks for following my blog so far

>>211765283
Weren’t you attracted to boys, bavarianon?

>>211765283
keep chatting with her
propose another date
kiss her goodbye (don't ask, that's gay, just don't jump on her so she can dodge it if she doesn't like the idea)
but then it's OVAH probably

>>211765348
XD

>>211765334
I'm not that guy
>>211765348
thanks
I think it may be different because in France kissing as greeting is normal and here you rather hug

>>211765283
Go full blown pol rambling at Israel and show her your meme folder about da joos

>>211765283
>sit on bench
>yawn and stretch out the arms
>use that inertia to put the arm around her
Just go from there man

>>211765413
kek
That’s a good proposition nowadays by the way, with how things are.

>>211765518
That’s cringe.
>give her something to look at
>let your fingers linger even after she has grabbed the thing
>check her reaction
This way you also have plausible deniability.

>>211765550
In all honestly quite a lot of that is normie-tier now. I have multiple collegues with which i crack jokes about those things and they all get it and aren't some deranged autists, one is a turbo normie proto chad. Most girls don't get it tho.
If you start talking about how ziklon B leaks from wood and show some reports on Auschwitz that goes too far, but surface level stuff is fine.

>>211765518
>sit on bench

>>211765283
I can smell love in the air.

>>211765602
It's a proven classic. Meanwhile, your suggestion is just stupid:
>just turn off your brain and stand there like a retard holding something bro!

>>211765413
we talked about the conflict but I don't have that folder sadly
>>211765602
this sounds good, thanks

>>211765673
>me explaining the vaccines to succubus then veering towards der juden with a German newspaper crying about how turning a lot of dead people from covid into ash is almost impossible
Eh, good times.

>>211763359
ok we wuzzer, keep coping and seething
everybody knows Alexander(Aлeкcaндap in the native pronunciation) was a proud FYROM man

>>211765870
Will portukid follow the same steps as his father and inflict a major defeat to her primary school teacher in disproving the holocaust? We can only hope so

>>211763134
Lea

>>211766083
Or Oлeгcaндep as I like to call him.

>your honour it's not rape! I forgot to open my fingers when showing her my pokemon cards!
>p-plausible deniability!

>>211765967
Your honour I would like to show just how icky, Mr Anon was. Bring it in boys!

>>211765389
>I'm not that guy
anymore*

It's ok anon /med/ is a gay-friendly general

>>211766191
I ain't gay, nigga
I'm just a regular incel
also the bavarian is a gay footfag, double cringe

>>211766267
>gay footfag
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>211766191
>It's ok anon /med/ is a gay-friendly general
Nice, any cuties?

>>211766267
>mfw there are people out there who are attracted to male feet

>>211766674
Why is it looks so weird to you? You are one stupid oversight away from liking male feet

>>211766674
What about male ass?

>>211766086
I never disproved it... sadly.
Stupid sexy hare.
I did basically call my 5th grade cathequist a double nigger for not being able to explain to me the relation between the holy trinity. Middle argument he kinds short fused and simply told me I was being a retard. I stopped going there after that.

>>211766674
Succubus is in agreement with me in thinking male feet are bad.

>>211766674
what about feet from a female (male), like that tranny you like

>>211766922
Uh oh! 4.64 stars!

https://wikifeet.com/Hunter_Schafer

>>211766805
>You are one stupid oversight away from liking male feet
Isn't everyone?
>>211766846
I have it on good authority that a two-digit percentage of the female population likes male asses.

vroom vroom

>>211767017
We're talking about gay shit here, please stay on-toppic

>>211766998
Girls love bubbly man ass. The problem with it is that homos like it even more. Quite a conundrum.

>>211767046
vroooooom vroom vrom *honks*

>>211765602
>plausible deniability
That's for women, as a man you're supposed to show your hand and risk being humiliated

>>211765283
Das ist gut, ich freue mich darauf, dass du zumindest ein Date bekommen hast
Ich hab fast keine Erfahrung, aber ich glaube, wenn du die Gelegenheit hast, körperlichen Kontakt zu haben, wirst du es sofort merken

Shit's getting toasty. Meanwhile, israelis struck down some kind of dam, so now parts of Tehran are under some inches of water.

>>211767089
NICE

>>211767159
Never play women's games anon.
But if you insist, a good strategy is simply spftly grabbing her chin/jaw with one hand and force her head to kiss you. Then wait for teh response.

>>211766922
>what about feet from a female (male), like that tranny you like
You fell for a targeted disinformation campaign orchested by the Demiuge's earthly forces in their eternal battle against me. The eyes and ears are conduits for lies.
>>211767051
Even the most heterosexual amongst us can admit that toned man asses can be quite aesthetic, especially when they tense up and the muscles become hard enough to chip a tooth on.

>>211767356
This is it, the magyar's influence has turned you zesty.

>>211766915
Imagine getting rekt by a 5th grader, he must have never recovered and probably became a sissy
You did good

>>211767426
Ah.

>>211766293
Pay the toll by sliding the coin in the slit if you wish to proceed, traveler.

>>211767426
He'd told her five minutes earlier that Godin is overrated and it gave her the ick

>>211767453
No, he was a richfag and has a big company inherited from his daddy and does almost nothing with his life, I’m jealous.

>>211767258
For me>>211765518 worked

>>211767258
Is this video from Israel? That looked like a pretty bad hit.
>>But if you insist, a good strategy is simply spftly grabbing her chin/jaw with one hand and force her head to kiss you. Then wait for teh response.
The response being a knock on the door from the police?

>>211766293
I never encountered such thing during my walk. I was, however, stuck behind a big fat one for a short while, which I'm sure you'd appreciate.

>>211767561
Yes. This is in Lebanon while the stars are falling on the other side of the border.

>>211767699
Shalom

>>211767699
In the end it seems that Iran's counterattack basically did nothing? Is there such a wide power gap between them?

I don't know wtf those 4x4 off-road military-looking vehicles are, but they seem rather popular around here, and they're cool.

>>211767771
Israel invest a lot in missile interception and airforce which is the most important for this low intensity conflict

>>211767821
Cool.

>>211767771
>Is there such a wide power gap between them?
yes
Israel has top tier intel and military tech, Iran doesn't
they run circles around Iran

>>211767941
Easy.

>>211767699
>the sax player and DJ
>the richfags holding their phones up in almost reverent looking gesture
>bombs falling on a city just a few miles away
A strange scene. Perfect for the world in which we live.

>>211767771
It did way less than what they intended.
It's also burning through Israel's interceptor missile's stock.
Israel has much better toys, but they have few of them, if Iran manages to deplete Israel, things can get worse for the noses.
And things in Tehran are much worse then in Tel-Aviv with all the carbombs and other mossad shenanigans, but images are scarce.

>>211766922
>>211766996
one post 3 years ago and he's been doing damage control ever since...
/med/ders will always hold people to account...

This is Iran.

>>211767857
Aquire me one, oh ancient one.

And this is in Haifa. The iraniggas dumped a lot of cheap missiles to keep the air defenses busy then used a single fast boy to take out some power station thing.

>>211751820
>>211752080
TRVE BREAD FOR TRVE ROMANS

>>211767202
danke Brudi
ja glaube ich hätte sie vielleicht leicht berühren können oder so, vielleicht das nächste mal wenn ich sie nochmal sehe..
wie geht's dir so?
>>211767426
kek

>protests in london about the israeli bombing of iran
>people walking through the city waving iranian and palestinian flags
>journalists interviewing people to get their opinions on it
>can't find any actual iranians in the crowd
This happened in my country.
>>211768095
Why do you keep posting this fabricated screenshot.
Are you one of the Demiurge's agents?

>>211767821
I can understand liking 4x4 vehicles but buying one seems like such a waste.
More expensive to buy, more fuel used to basically never go off road.

>>211768819
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/159880328/#159881245
seems legitimate to me
unless this "demiurge" also forged the archive?

This woman moved to Portugal and now she cannot find a boyfriend: >>211768461
Where have all the good Portuguese men gone?
>>211769037
>unless this "demiurge" also forged the archive?
It is wise to make no assumptions about the limits of his power.

>>211768888
I mean, if one is willing to invest their money in one, I see nothing bad about it, and I'm sure some do go off-roading.

>>211769086
>be hag
>go to poortugal
>expect men probably younger than her to also be rich and shower her with attention and money
That's not how it works, miss hag.

>>211768728
>vielleicht das nächste mal wenn ich sie nochmal sehe
Ja Kollege kein Thema, con calma wirst du es schaffen
>wie geht's dir so?
Klausuren Klausuren Klausuren, aber jetzt habe ich auch ein bisschen Spaß mit meinen Inceljoggen und Schwimmen, ich bin gerade vom See zurückgekommen

Hello frens, all of this rooning talk made me go on my first run since early 2022.
I did 3km in 19 minutes, I did the first 1'5km in 6 minutes, I gassed the fuck out and the second half was a fucking slog

>>211769086
revolting

>>211769522
Hello irmão, also did a roon because of the thread.
15min, averaging 8km/h, pretty mediocre, but was fun and I was drenched in sweat by the end of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ3PA6N0QXQ
>>211769522
Good rythm fren! Catnigga is right, we're /roon/ now.

>>211769485
his instincts told them to put that in

>>211757146
batman is just some billionaire nepokiddie defending the banks holding his money

>>211769522
A wizard is never late, he arriv-
*panting*

>>211769485
>>>/wsg/5900031

>>211769434
Hagphobic scum

um brasileiro com integridade e valores, um cavaleiro da justiça

>>>/fit/76264092
Iyc?

I walk.

>>211769593
>but was fun
That's the most important thing, I also was sweating like a pig, next time I might go even later in the day when it's under 15ºC
>>211769616
>/roon/
Kind of, we could set a day during the week (sunday's for example) to run and post our progress
>>211769708
The staff weights you down after all

>>211769868
You will have ordem e progresso and you will like it

>>211769893
Have you ever noticed that /fit/ only posts schizo shit like that when the "daily reminder to drink more water brudeh" is already past page 8?
I'm nooticing.

>>211768819
Brexit means brexit.
You could have lived to see poles parade the streets with white-blue-white russian and white-red-white belorussian flags, but you chose that was something you did not want.

>>211770238
Poles OUT
Pakis IN
it's what the people voted for eurangutan

muh NHS o algo
brexit means brexit

I try, but I succub.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yem_iEHiyJ0

That doughnut was unnecessary.

Am back from sister's, mom was obnoxious as always, having a headache

>>211770238
The UK labour market is becoming so bad that we are getting neither Poles nor Pakis anymore. It's speculated to fall to as low as 200k by next year.

>>211769522
>I did 3km in 19 minutes
That's not too bad given you haven't roon in a bit more than 3 years.

>>211769616
>we're /roon/ now.
And that's a good thing.
Was absolutely ROCKED when the andalucian powershitter posted some weeks ago about how he chose to run as a form of cardio after he was done with powershitting for the day.

>>211771041
I hope it was at least a diet doughnut.

>That's not too bad given you haven't roon in a bit more than 3 years.
What I meant to say was, that's pretty goodand impressive, not "not too bad".

>>211771270
>The UK labour market is becoming so bad
Does not matter, boomers will still get their pensions raised by at least 5%.

Gonna buy some cajun spice on Amazon since I can't find them in grocery stores, it will go well on french fries and meats

>>211771307
Such a thing exists?

>>211771307
I think I'll go get some ice cream at the gelateria right now

>>211771448
You shouldn't eat refined sugar this late
t. just ate refined sugar

Tomorrow's edish is ready

>>211771307
a jolly rancher is not a sprinkle sir

>>211771506
>Tomorrow's edish is ready
Will it top yesterday's edition?

>>211771487
Proper gelato in proper quantity is fine, it's not slop

>>211771351
>Does not matter, boomers will still get their pensions raised by at least 5%.
It's not such a bad thing for society to spend money on really. My parents both get pensions now, so I have become an outspoken supporter of benefits for the elderly.
>>211771397
I am not sure if we have the technology to produce diet doughnuts yet, but they do sell sugar-free confectionary that's half the calories of the regular thing.
It's only a matter of time.

>>211771695
I keep rejecting ice-cream, even if homemade, and it pains me.

>>211771583
Idk, but I'd top your edition if you catch my drift

>>211771585
>it's not slop
Alright then chef.
I just slammed like 80 g of sugary biscuits (coconut flavour) and a pre-made pinsa of 300 grams is currently being heated in the oven.

>>211771641
>>211771741

>>211771448
Molto bene idea, especially if it's one those traditional Italian ice creameries with 78 different flavours (each one tastier than the last).
>>211771506
They are where I'm from.

t. resident of shangri-la

>>211771882
>resident of shangri-la
Hence the diet donut

>>211771293
Wait, Andalucianon went running? Crazy shit

>>211770106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ69svOtmAM

>>211772049
Yeah, he dropped his kinder egg on a steep street

>>211772049
After one of his gym sesh, he did like 10 mins on a treadmill at a speed of 8 km/h.

>>211772205
He ran a bunch of minutes at 14km/h if I remember correctly

>>211771769
You dig in for vanilla first, right ?

if the residents are evil why dont they just kick them out ?

>>211771941
I was actually going to ask earlier if you brought back four entire suitcases full of weird SEA candy, but then I remembered that you don't eat that sort of stuff.
>>211772508
Are you going to be the one to tell her to leave?

And by "her", I mean pic related.
I attached a picture, forgot I attached it, then attached another one.

>>211772813
Ate some local candies, have pic for you

I return to this one from time to time.
https://youtu.be/WreUmBorEmA?si=7gja_h7vhODPSrEN

>>211772910
I wonder if it's similar to any of the Thai stuff I buy from the Asian supermarket sometimes.
Unfortunately, I can't even google pictures of it because the packaging is all in Thai squiggles and I can't read them.

>>211773344
Aussie

>"silent hill"
>it's a town, not a hill
>game actually has noises

VGGGHHHH THE FLOWERS (ROSES) OF ENGLAND

>>211772245
Idk man my memory is shit (it was goated prior to 2020)

>>211773477
Silent Hill is one of the best movie adaptations of a video game I've ever seen, and I was shocked to find out that it was critically panned.
Same with the Resident Evil movies.

>>211772813
funny picture if its the wrong one

>>211772857
if i was her landlord i would try to kick her and she would proceed to break my pelvis in the amazon position (i will just get killed im delusional)

>>211773477
that's what im sayin' !

gn

>>211773256
Good one

>>211773477
A painful irony indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex6rgf9_k14

Wingspan Asia coming tomorrow, I can't wait
>>211774537
Good night

Sweet dreams /med/ders.