Choose your fighter! Edition.

Picked last : >>211918141

cade

>>211951686
Debunked.

Good morning, sisters.
Time to chop some wood.

Good morning /med/.

>>211951670 (OP)
Thai restaurants are so good they allow you to choose your own cat?

>>211952229
Gorda puta.

Slept like 10 hours and I still feel tired
>>211952229
>

>>211952229

>>211952632
Good morning my chud brother.

>>211952891
I'm not a chud.

>>211952943
Are you not?

>>211951670 (OP)
Top left.
>>211952229
I am not into Star Wars. Looks like this fact saved me from being charged by a hog.

Yesterday I drank beer in a swimming pool. Today is the last big hot day before we go back down.
>>211951670 (OP)
For me it's ŭovaiim

>>211953279
>I am not into Star Wars
Same, I'm not into science fiction in general, except for example Alien and Blade Runner

>>211953361
Sci-fi is a rather broad term, so I won't say that I don't like any Sci-fi, but I was never intrigued by the likes of Star Wars or Star Trek.

>>211953504
Exactly, yes

>>211953504
>>211953732
I like how autistic the Star Wars lore. Fun to witness from a reasonably safe distance.

Good morning med

>>211953988
Good morning Momo
Which cat do you pick? >>211951670 (OP)

Today is the longest day of the year. Once we make it through to the end of today, things will start getting better.
>>211952229
>Time to chop some wood.
If you had a nordic gf, you could be done in half the time, you know.

>>211951670 (OP)
For me it's fourth row, left hand side. His unearned smug aura mirrors my own.
When you were walking around the temple, feeding each and every cat and generously large sums of money, I hope you gave him extra shrimps.

>>211951670 (OP)
good morning med, what are the plans for this fine saturday? i might go to the cinema with my friends

>>211954123
Him

>>211954604
He was picked by Catnigga first.

>>211954639
Well someone's gonna have to change kot and it's not gonna be me

Exercises done.

>>211954874
Bicycle.

>>211954874
I wish I was done, but it's getting close to lunch time so I'll exercise in the afternoon

Big bump.

>>211956247
Big bumps indeed

>>211954698
Fine, I change my pick to top row, third from left.

>>211956893
Based OC improoover

I hope you're exercising and keeping an eye on your caloric intake

>>211957001
that looks like a man

>>211957012
you must be seeing some very interesting men where you're from

>>211957115
maybe it doesnt look like a man but that bitch is ugly asf

>>211957012
He's become such a coomer that he can no longer tell women from men apart, all he thinks about is putting pp in hole

>>211957001
>exercising
>in 33C weather

>>211957012
men in Vila do Conde look like some sort of -75% discount knock-off spanish version of belle delphine?

>>211957683
no but the women dont look disgusting like this

>>211957001
Pork has no calories?

SMOL

Fat fuck (he cute) who lays all day, eats, meows at you, and asks for scratchies.

>>211957877
>>211957918
PET PET PET PET PET PET PET PET PET
GET TREATS GET TREATS GET TREATS GET TREATS GET TREATS GET TREATS GET TREATS GET TREATS GET TREATS

>>211957877
>>211957918
Tell me more about the cats of Hungary. Are they under your guardianship?

>>211958108
They are the guardians of my grandma.
There are like 5 small cats (several weeks old), but most of them run away. The one on the pic is chill and is not afraid nor does he/she run away.
The fat fuck when not on reconnaissance missions in the garden or neighbours' garden, usually sits right next to the door of grandma's house because he likes being close to her ig. When she goes to the garden he follows her and lays down close to her.

One of the kittens died, I had to bury it today

>>211958264
>5 cats
Based crazy cat lady. Having one cat was enough for me, I can't imagine dealing with 5 lots of vet bills/food.
>>211958345
RIP. Unfortunately very common though, often 1-2 of the litter don't survive, so there was probably nothing you could have done to save it.
Same thing happened with my cat, one of her babies was deformed and died soon after birth.

>>211958529
>Eight survived.

>>211958623
I was a Grade A moron to expect anything good to happen.

>>211958345
RIP catto.

>>211958529
>I can't imagine dealing with 5 lots of vet bills/food.
They are only several weeks old, my nigger. So they have to stay with their mother for a while now.
She only has 2 adult cats (but also feeds a third once in a while)

>>211958345
RIP kitty.

>>211958345

Ever tried nachos /med/ ?

>>211960306
No, I haven't, how are they?

>>211960412
Dunno never tried, that's why I ask, I only ate the chips alone

>>211960306
Yeah, I didn't like them. Just tasted like bland, flavourless crisps to me.

>>211960306
Never with Jeb!'s guac

https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/success-key-nato-summit-doubt-after-spain-rejects-123033764

Not giving money to NATO, simple as, cope, dilate even

>>211957001
Just eat lots of protein and stop counting calories.

>>211957301
Ideal temperature because you don't need to warm up since the muscles are already warm thanks to this mild temperature.

>>211960939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2ev3SPsGn8

>>211960939
Okay podemos fag

Extremely zesty day so far. I went to a yoga & brunch event organized by a friend (was the only guy), was surrounded by a harem of MILFs and put a suppository and cream up my asshole when I got back home for the 'roids.

>>211960306
once every couple of years my body will demand nachos. the salsa guacamole and sour cream is supposed to be the mexican flag which i thought was neat

>>211960939
Spain is unironically a joke country, I really don't know how anyone takes the government seriously over there and every time I hear literally anything about Spanish politics I cringe and low-key feel embarrassed about sharing a peninsula with you
I don't think our galloper of corrupt assholes is that bad, not even Italy and Greece's rotating door of greedy ass hats, not even they would get in bed with seperatists while sperging about NATO and Palestine on the international stage
la Oficina de Artes Escénicas thing is just the latest and funniest thing I heard, but honestly your entire political scene is just embarrassing to look at

Spain really needs to get a fucking grip

(not trying to be mean or insulting to any anon in particular, just speaking honestly)

>>211960939
based

>>211961503
Why would Spain increase its military expense?
Realistically only Morocco would try to invade Spain, and NATO doesn't cover Ceuta and Melilla, besides Morocco no other country would start military actions against Spain.
NATO doesn't give anything to Spain and now they demand to increase military spending while Spain already has a 3% GDP deficit.
Also, no reason for Spain to side with Israel over Palestine, Spain has no interest on the area and Israel is violating human rights and doing war crimes against the Palestinian population.

>>211961105

>>211961503
Nobody can outclown Greece.

>>211962082
>>211961871
stop deflecting, why are your politicians moving here?
why is your Prime Minister's family legally living in Elvas(nobody actually knows him there) while supposedly holding public office in Spain(doesnt actually know where the office is or what it does) and becoming 550% richer since his brother took office? why do you think sperging out and calling this a right-wing conspiracy isn't fucking retarded to the extreme?
https://expresso.pt/sociedade/2024-07-03-irmao-de-pedro-sanchez-tem-morada-em-elvas-onde-ninguem-o-ve-enriqueceu-550-em-tres-anos-e-vai-ser-investigado-por-cinco-crimes-5ebe143b
it's spilling over, I don't think even Greece clowns this hard

>>211953927
I’m still salty about the fact Disney absolutely nuked the whole of S o y Wars’ lore.
The Expanded Universe had so many nice gritty stories and over the top retarded stuff that was fun. Now everything is sanitised and soulless.

>>211958345
Oh no…
Sorry to hear that fren.
This year hasn’t been kind to /med/ pets.

>>211961105
Whoa calm down gman, you might turn into a bona fide fruity guy if you keep doing stuff like that. Especially the yoga (everyone knows suppositories are manly as fuark).

>>211961871
I’d start a special military operation against Spain to rid you of the raving feminists.

>>211962338
That has nothing to do with what I said.
The PM might be corrup, it doesn't change the fact that NATO isn't really giving anything to Spain.

>>211962512
but that has nothing to do with what I said, Spain's entire political sphere makes Portugal Italy and Greece seem functional

>NATO isn't really giving anything to Spain
so leave?
it's not a "defend Spain alliance" it's a mutual defense alliance, if you don't see the point of defending another member under threat you should fuck off

>As Trump shuts out migrants, Spain opens its doors and fuels economic growth
>Defying the anti-immigrant trend in the U.S., Spain is reaping economic benefits by granting citizenship to tens of thousands of newly-arrived workers.
Hermanas...

>>211961503
As long as we have leftists ruling over, we'll keep downfalling. There was once a man who was aware of how painful the left could be. We'll keep suffering until we have another leader who looks after the interests of Spain.

>>211961871
>NATO doesn't give anything to Spain
Not having to give anything is exactly the point of NATO though. Why would they do anything if doing nothing is literally the purpouse of the organization? Noone is insane enough to attack a NATO cunt which in itself is worth the % GDP.

>>211962650
tourists OUT
muslims IN
simple as

I thought Italy was safe. Why did you do this?

>Russian woman killed in Villa Pamphili
>Her name is Anastasia Trofimova, 28, born in Omsk, Russia, the woman found dead on seven June in Villa Pamphili, a short distance from the body of her one-year-old daughter

https://timesofmalta.com/article/woman-found-dead-rome-identified-anastasia-trofimova-italian-media.1111785

https://en.ilsole24ore.com/art/the-alleged-villa-pamphili-murderer-refuses-extradition-the-italians-are-mafiosi-AHcfW3JB

>>211962462
>Especially the yoga
You're very right! Might have to pop more suppos', eat raw meat and do some pushups to balance it out

>>211962607
You brought that up answering to a post regarding NATO.
>so leave?
Spain is commited to defend other NATO members, but it can do so without spending more in defense, considering the current geopolitical situation.

>>211963401
Fascist scum.

>>211963459
And NATO countries already had that with much less spending on defense, the demand to increase it is only a political tool by Trump to get countries to either spend more on US defense companies or allow him to make a fuss about spending.
That's why originally Trump was satisfied with a 2% but now is demanding 5%.

>>211963850
This case is rather /int/.

>>211963401
Retard alert

>>211958345
Sorry to hear. RIP

>>211963401
Fingers crossed

>>211963850
>Why was a person killed in the country of mafia
Also we don't know who killed her, she could be a Russian traitor who escaped to Italy with stolen money so she was offed by monkey man's agents.

I have aquired some red pepper seedlings (gratis). Hopefully I manage to keep them alive, given the situation with the garden and all.

>someone show interest in genealogy
>give them infos in 15 minutes about their ancestors they've never heard of before

>>211965450
Zased.

>>211965858
The sooner we're able to clean the garden so what's left can be less crammed and get more sun, the better. Also, the sooner I get access to the new terraces and whatnot, also the better.

>>211964153
>it is only a political tool by Trump
Maybe, idk tbf man.

>>211965858
>genealogy
It's always SHOCKING to me how you can pull date out of your ass and know things like "yeah the father of the father of the father of the (like 20 times) lived in Sneedville and ROCKED the Parichien people every day. Meanwhile I don't even know much about my great-grandparents apart from two of them. All I know about our history is that my great-great-grandpa owned some land in present day Ukraine which piece of land is probably owned by American right now no cap, and that some nigga in the early 19th century had partial Armenian ancestry.

A rare snap of Gman doing his favourite activity, yoga (his personal personal trainer took the photo). Don't mind the towel's colour, it's his favourite.

>>211966508
Shit.

Mandatory post before disappearing for months again.
>>211963401
>muh lefteests!
>>211961503
I find it endearing that a Portuguese talks about how it's bad that Spain has separatists. Akin to a Berber talking about fjords or a Salish talking about droughts.

>>211966508
gah damn estrogen really working for gman

Pic related, the PT.

>>211966560
would

>>211966508
>yoga
I'm unironically thinking about trying it in the future. Need to get redpilled about yoga doe.

>>211966560
She's 15 you sick fuck.

>>211966350
>Jewish ancestry in the bible : 6 millions generations
>Jewish ancestry irl : i know that some dude owed 10 forint to my grandfather

I'm thinking of turning full gommie and acquiring this chink chronograph.
Talk me out of it.

>>211966654
>She's 15 you sick fuck.

>>211966350
Wouldn't it be funny if two medders turned out to share a common ancestor? Even more interesting would be if it was somehow discovered that two medders have had ancestors that met.

>>211966682
No reason to have more watches than the ones you own already

>>211966771
But I don't have a chronograph yet, and Speedmasters or El Primeros are a bit expensive.

>>211966750

>>211966744
/fit/ said she is 15 or 16, idk the exact number.

>>211966666
You absolutely destroyed me with that post and with the digits.

>>211966508
Where's the bulge, though.

>>211966857
>gif
Lmao

>>211966654
Yoga is satanic, don't do it.

>>211966682
You work hard so treat yourself, no other reason needed.

>>211966560
had to reverse image search it
not only is she roided up to the gills
she is, and may Allah forgive me for uttering the word, Br*zilian!

>>211967662
Well yes, for a woman to have muscles like these would require her to have enormous balls.

>>211966855
You should save money for your next children my nagger

Just won my first Asia Wingspan game, feels good

>>211967662
>15 years old
>female
>muscles like that
I feel like the implications of this do not bode well for her cardiovascular health.

>>211967756
No need, he can wait for his 10% monthly raise

>>211967852
You still want her to force you to lick her feet doe

>>211967846
how does that game work?

>>211967852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZlUieOYX20
>>211967931
Same as the other expansions, there are new birds that look overpowered though, also ther's a new duet game mode that looks fun I might try it later on

>>211967756
That has a roughly 10% chance of happening even if we want it and try to have another one, just so you know. Even the kiddo left the medics surprised.

>>211967993
You might have discussed it once, now that I think about it

>>211967985
>Same as the other expansions
i was talking about the game in general cause ive seen your screenshots but i have no idea what the game is like

>>211966682
That looks like shit. You could buy more discounted underwear with the money you'd spend on the watch.
There, talked you out of it.

>>211967993
Geriatric pregnancy?

>>211967993
High test bvll would have better chance of pregnancy
And don't blame the missus
You're now low test

Maybe it is too early to tell, but that little accident of mine might've left a dent in my calf.

>>211968877
Go to the doctor just in case

>>211969054
Nah, I'm good.

It's music party day
Millions of pussies will be filled
None by me you

Also just saw a female boomer that deserved to be slapped

>>211969102
>*Dies*

>>211969413

>>211969483
Hopefully.

>>211969413
No pussies.

>>211968232
You score points by playing bird cards on your playmat.
Playmat is divided in 3 sections : forest (to get food tokens to play birds) grasslands (to lay eggs because playing birds require egg cost) wetland (to draw new bird cards). Each bird has a number of point value, a specific power that lets you get more food, lay more eggs, draw more cards etc.,

Apolonia Lapiedra

>>211969695
i see

>>211969695

>>211969769
There are other ways to get points (tucking cards, caching food, bonus cards, end of round points, end of game powers)

It has now been 36 days since the last time I gaymed. Time to change that after eating a 'za.

Another bump.

oh brother
sorry to be the one to tell you this, he looks like Barry, 63 now

>>211972041
/med/ders are too busy filling pussies or something like that I read in a previous post

>>211972320
Perhaps.
>>211972300
Kek.

>>211972300
Your point being?

>>211972498
the point being time is a cruel mistress

>>211972862
Not more cruel that you know who.

lmao

>>211973020
Honestly Iran is at least doing better than I expected, I didn't expect them to hit even a single rocket, and they managed to hit on a Microsoft building.
It's not much but it's honest work.

>>211966508
>>211966554
Just add a big throbbing cock and it's literally me
>>211969413
I had some plans but fuck going out in this heat and with so many people around. I'll stay home, play bidogames and not fill pussies

Portugal moment : >>>/tv/211783861

>>211973804
not reading all that, but Ella sexo.

>>211973883
Almost literally me >>>/tv/211785644

Do cardio lads or you'll end up like this
>>>/fit/76282421

Also, still no reply from portuchad (not even telling me to fuck off). I'm afraid he now hates me for my previous comment.

>>211973773
Might go out quickly despite the heat but I will have it

>>211974069
pussy? Good luck out there bud

Nordic.

>>211974144
God damn auto correct
Hate it*
I don't plan to rape (cute women owe me sex doe)

>>211974069
Sexhaver

>>211974275

>>211972300
That brown woman has aged like a fine English mead.

I'll watch Inter play with some Jap team, got nothing better to do lol

>>211966560
ÉS TUGA???????????????????????????

>>211975069
That's even worse than when I play LoL with a Family Guy funny moments video in the background.

>>211975130
I know right ahahah

>>211966560
O que estás à acontecer em Portugual?????????

>>211966682
Mechanical watches need regular visits to a workshop to keep on within their estimated accuracy range.

If you want a nice watch without a digital display, save a couple hundred euros more and treat yourself with a Seiko/Citizen, otherwise buy a fw91.

>>>/vg/528298657

>>211975378
Soulless

>>211974240
Considering the situation here, Paris must be 10 times worse
>(cute women owe me sex doe)
So fucking true holy shit. Hopefully one day they get it.

>>211975782
Not in Paris anymore doe
Was distracted by big tits on a nice figure, (face seemed good too) while driving the automobile

>>211973981
understandable
the frog is very cute

>>211975827
>Not in Paris anymore doe
oh right that's true. A small mercy I suppose
>distracted by big tits on a nice figure
Almost got ran over by a bus driver checking out a nice piece of ass when I was in high school. Used to be angry but really, I get it.
Checking out hot girls while driving is one of life's sweetest risks.

>600 deaths expected this weekend in the UK due to heat strokes
What in the absolute fuck?

>>211976063
Meme death like COVID, it's just giga boomer dying or whatever during a hot day

>>211976063
Nibba, it hit 33C today in London. I haven't turned my desk fan off all day.

Today this will unironically happen to many girls (not by me doe)

I have a 1l beer bottle in my fridge

>>211976223
Could be, that's retarded then, old people dying because they are old, not because of heat
>>211976457
Hope you survive this summer

cycled 125km today, my longest distance so far
injured hand hurt when there were uneven spots in the road, but other than that it was good
briefly texted with the pajeeta in the morning, I still can't tell whether she is really interested or not
I got two more matches today, which is a lot for me, but the pajeeta seems cuter
overall still a good day
thanks for following my blog med

>>211976721
Women are great at making you believe they dont care, just insist without simping

>>211976721
*ring ring*

>>211968277
>>211974034
What post? I spent the whole day cleaning the house.

>>211975378
I do maintenance to my mechanical watches myself, I have all the tools. I’m good in that regard, unless a part gets broken or similar.
I’ve even brought to life the ancient Cauny chronograph my grandfather had.
Also, I have two Seiko (SNK009 and SRDP65), a Citizen (automatic titanium model) and a Casio (DW5600UBB1).

>>211976721
Damn that's a lot, good job mate
In my opinion you should accelerate towards setting up a date, you just waste time by texting

>>211976764
true. I think for now at least she's still interested, maybe she'll get the ick if we meet in person, but I think I can land a date. Not sure when I should suggest it, we've been texting since Thursday now.

>>211976865

>>211976957
true, but we're a good bit apart and I don't have a car. I think I'll propose a date next weekend at a place in the middle.

Crazy how groids work, you had two people dancing in front of like hundreds of pipo, two others joined and now they are like fifty

>>211976957
Also this, she wants the bwc

>>211976721
Two matches in one day? Certified sexhaver moment.

>>211977075
mwc is the best I can offer, maybe slightly above average in case you needed that detail
but she's tiny so in that regard it should be fine

>>211977109
nigga I'm a kissless handholdless virgin and I'm 5 years from magical powers

>>211977211
Post body

>>211977260
no, I've posted enough personal detail
my body is fine though

>>211977059
>I don't have a car.
Echt? Was für einen Deutschen bist du denn?

Ah.

cute teen dancing...

>>211977355
ein geiziger (oder sparsamer, wenn du es positiv formulieren willst)
aber ich hole mir wahrscheinlich bald eins

>>211977355
hast du ein Auto?

>>211977384
She's only 25 you psycho
>>211977491
Welches Modell? Du solltest mal ein RS6 kaufen

>>211977601
irgendwas günstiges, Opel Corsa, Hyundai i20, ~10 Jahre alt, sowas. Autos sind teuer, selbst solche kosten hier ~5000€.

>>211977519
Ne Kollege, ich bin zu arm lol, wenn ich irgendwo hin muss, leihe ich mir das uraltes Renault Clio meiner Mutter

>>211977667
Vernünftige und verantwortungsvolle Wahl

>>211977741
>mother’s Clio
Based, Clios are shitters but sovlful.

>>211977835
Yes, it also runs on LPG so it's quite cheap

>>211977741
>ich bin zu arm lol
rip
I'm considering a used Clio too. Something in that ballpark that doesn't look like complete shit and is reliable.
(switching back to English to not make this into /deutsch/)
running cost like car tax, insurance and gas are expensive enough..

>encounter someone I know
>"Are you doing good and you?"
Terminally autistic

>>211967993
>Even the kiddo left the medics surprised.
He is the Chosen One.
He who will reclaim Olivenca for the glory of Portugal.
The Lisbon al Gaib.

Currently examining some lamb entrails to see what the future holds in store for him (apparently it's going to be very red and sticky and smell like slightly rotten meat).

Kino posts tonight
>>211978108
>The Lisbon al Gaib.
>>211978108
>"Are you doing good and you?"
(also don't worry about it fren, happens to me all the time too)

>pipo half my age with thrice the confidence

>>211979049
This one was pretty bad
Not your regular : ça va ? Oui et toi ? Oui et toi ?

>>211978108
>how are you doing man?
>not bad thanks, and you?
>yeah pretty good, and you?
>pretty good, what about you?
>not bad thanks, how about you?
>yeah not bad, and you?

>>211979314
Kek, the loop but I love this failure of today, asking the same question twice in the same sentence

>>211978531
Marvellous post catnigga.
Is the rotten meat a sign of world conquer?

Some teen thought I was a fellow teen

Stars. Some wage wars on them, others trek them, but as far as I am concerned, they're just pretty lights in the sky.

>>211979793
When she thinks you're her age but you're 10 years older

>>211979825
It could have happened to some girl if I wasn't this retarded (and if she was actually interested, idk)
>dad, I got breaded by some 30yo boomer
>get shown on social media and shamed for ever

I just asked the pajeeta out and her quick replies stopped. Gonna report back whether it's fucking over or not.

>dadberg disappointed I don't go chat up a qt

>>211979898
What if she was older than she looked ?
>>211979954
I think it's vorbei

>>211980129
The teen was a male I knew the age of doe
The girl I mentioned I knew the age tol

>>211980201
Nevermind then, was it a zoomer with broccoli hair ?

>>211980129
she wants some time to think about it. the it's-fucking-over-o-meter just hit hard. but oh well,at least no delusions then

>>211979521
>Is the rotten meat a sign of world conquer?
It is a sign of Swedish tourists. The rotten meat smell represents surstromming, and "red and sticky" accurately describes nordoid tourists after 5 minutes exposure to the Iberian sun.
>>211979385
At least you didn't hit them with the "au jour d'aujourd'hui".

>>211980342
No, but a zoom zoom yeah

>>211980483
Might be just conservative/don't want le hookuperino, but you're right to propose date quick, you can still talk some more to reassure them before filling that pussy

Good night med

>>211980775
Sleep tight momo

>>211980761
I hope so. I don't just want a hookup either
but oh well, let's see
>>211980775
gn