Thread 18676419

The 2300 Arena Residency Kicks Off With The Fallout From Forbidden Door!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, PA
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>We'll Hear From AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page
>Darby Allin vs. Claudio Castagnoli in a Falls Count Anywhere Match
>Jon Moxley vs. Daniel Garcia
>AEW World Tag Team Champions Brodido & JetSpeed vs. Don Callis Family in an All Star 8-Man Tag Match
>"Nine Belts" Mercedes Mone Championship Celebration
>The Opps (c) vs. Ricochet & GOA for the AEW World Trios Championships
>Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford vs. Harley Cameron & Kris Statlander
>We'll Hear From FTR & Stokely
>And More!

I LOVE AEW!

I’m going to give my cat the Yutah haircut

>>18676451
Modern wrestling fans are RETARDED

>>18676451
I didn't even think about that lol

>>18676451
>Melois Mone

All sign were pointing to a DG heel turn and...

Nothing happened.

Buddy lost to Daniel Garcia.

Jesus Christ this is grim, what HS Gym are they filming this out of?

somewhere on this planet exists a person who has the one idea that could get garcia over

NGL bros, the fans shitting on Yuta's been the most entertaining part of this match so far. Already kinda bored.

>>18676467
>Nothing happened.
That's every Garcia angle.

>>18676451
and since she's soft like most modern wrestlers she won't be able to handle it

>>18676451
If you weren't around to hear the heat that Sunny got you missed out.

Crowd is HOT tonight in philly

Marina has the blacked braids tonight. I guess Roddy has her hangin out with the Hurt Business and Hobbes again

god I fucking love marina

Daddy Magic so far over Garcia it's hilarious

Do AEW wrestlers even know what a gym is? They need to hit the weights

>>18676488
kek it do be like dat

Justified Daddy Magic chants

>>18676471
He's been consistently over for years but he's just missing something

U WANNA TASTE DEM HARD NIPS

YO MOX JUST TOUCHED HER TITTY

MARINA YOU WANT A TASTE

>Daddy Magic
>Doesn't pull quarters out of people's ears
Are we being lied to her?

DADDY MAGIC BROS WW@

>>18676495
the +300 pounds fat fuck whats to give others lectures about the gym... grim

>>18676495
in six months that’s wheee dynamite will be taped

Sickest venue AEW has been at in a minute.
Imagine being a wrestling fan and pretending not to like this all because your show sucks

>>18676503
skill, talent, charisma?

>>18676451
People like this need to be gatekept out of wrestling 2bh

>>18676503
He's had flashes of being over, but often comes out to crickets because NOTHING EVER HAPPENS with him.

>>18676471
garcia is over enough for a midcard guy who loses all the time

>>18676508
Trying to get them nips hard and pointy

>>18676419 (OP)
this looks like that one meme of the guy breaking his handcuffs

>>18676212
>Where my Bruvs at?
we here bruva

>>18676513
Getting a taste brother!

>>18676525
That storyline in the C2 where he struggled to get wins and thought maybe its time to become an actual pro wrestler was good. It even looked like he stops dancing because of it.
But this fucker refuses to let go of his shitty dance

WHY IS THIS MATCH SO FUCKING SLOW. HOLY SHIT.

the crowd was hot and mox killed them.

Jesus Christ this looks so dope, wrestling should've never gone mainstream and corporate

Why doesn't anybody ever take the front of the body?

>>18676545
This is sovl

How do I achieve the Moxley obliques?

>>18676451
>heel will be booed
what’s the problem

>2300 arena
>only 300 people there
It also looks sterile and soulless the way the way they have lit and set up

Daniel Garcia is like watching paint dry

anyone here ever smoke meth? about to try some

>TK building for a PPV a whole month ahead
Dude's on one tonight

WACKY LINE

>>18676552
The LED barricades are so fucking soul and dimeless

So Daniel is just going eat the pin right? He's only getting the Jet speed lower mid card treatment

WACKYLINE!!

>>18676552
Every single ticket they could sell has been sold
916 tix. Cry harder about it ya fat Droney bitch

>>18676503
He talks like he's black despite not being black.

How has no one figured out Garcia is the first AEW Young Lion?

>>18676556
Shout-out my nigga Bossmanjack

>>18676516
maybe in the gay community but back then it was a different time

nice selling, stupid

If you're going to run ecw arena doing the most sterile commercial 800 person setup isn't the play. fit fucking 1500 people in there and fully commit.

I don't know what it is about this show, but I feel like I'm watching a TNA taping for some reason. Just something about the way it looks isn't clicking with me at all.

i would have popped so hard if excalibur called the wacky line... one job bro...
maybe wwe has a copyright on it lmao

>>18676552
This looks based wtf lil bro
Wrestling isn't supposed to look like gay corporate disney slop
The fed brainwashed you
It's aight homie, we'll get your head right.

>>18676564
You're telling me he's missing black skin?

>>18676571
Permits, tho

I do not care for Daniel Garcia

None of these shitters are a draw. That’s why they’re performing in front of 150 people right now

>>18676571
Health and safety regulations went over, brother

>>18676571
it does look quite a bit smaller crowd wise than most old ECW crowds there

>It's happening again
sad lil droney boi

>>18676580
Him speaking black is inauthentic

>>18676581
>>18676584

ROH used to put 1100 in there not that long ago.

This match is way too long. Mox is the former AEW Champion and should not be struggling here

Fan helped Danny nice

>>18676571
they can't guarantee everyone is vaxxed so limit the crowd size

>he thinks the number on the venue's name is because of its capacity
kek piggapoos are so retarded

>>18676594
ROH weren't running Live TV from the building.
Production space kill a lot of seats

I did not get Mox until about a year ago, he really gets it

I thought he learned not to leave his head out like that

Based Mox wins again
Now to get the title back from Hanger

>>18676598
It's funny how they hate this Arena now suddenly that AEW is running it but didn't care when NXT ran it several times.

>Marina
>Hard nips
>Can Death Ride

My gf actually thinks Wheeler is hot

I’d sell my soul to Shang Tsung for Mox vs Buddy.

Fuck you Yuta!

>>18676601
Move the commentary table away from ringside you can fit another 40 people

Darby will have to work his way through the death riders to get to Mox, hope Pac makes it

>>18676595
id say mox isn't 100% after the cage match a few days ago, or at least story wise

>Mox won't let Garcia go

Protect him Daddy! This is how he got Yuta.

>>18676617
No
You retard.

why don't the death riders kill danny

Mox and Garcia shooting???????

Yuta's hairstyle getting into the dimes range now

>>18676612
not even that into Dommes
But yeah,
She can get it

Did Mox try to lick DG?

Kek based Mox having Yuta his promo for him

>>18676630
She will put it in you bro

Garcia looked pissed for some reason

>>18676613
well, he isn’t the worst horse to back in the race

orange cassidy about to return and stat is gonna turn heel on him, siding with the death riders. then she will be the one to take the belt off toni i think.

>>18676632
you wouldn't??

>>18676633
You know Yuta is throwing up from nerves in the back right now

>>18676636
Cause he keeps losing

>>18676636
he's been getting increasingly more upset because he keeps losing

>>18676638
Need to see Marina and Statlander as a team

>>18676630
>Dommes
Fuck off back to red dit you degenerate.

>>18676614
Real keks, I imagined him in the middle of a fight turning into an average wrestling fan and getting killed

>>18676595
Look at it as the challengers are trying harder and get offense in and Moxley has to ultimately put them down.

>Mox recruiting Garcia for Death Riders
They really have nothing for this dude huh

>>18676638
Orange returns and saves Yuta, Garcia joins the Death Riders. That's how it should've been from the beginning desu

>>18676656
When are we going to talk about Moxley taking up 30 minutes of dynmite every week

What the fuck is the Adult Swim cartoon?

WHEELER BACK

>>18676656
he should have joined them when they were bbc and he was in the jeribloat vortex

>>18676629
We're too fickle, won't let time do it's thing

CHUCK TAYLOR I SUMMON THEE TO KICK HIS ASS

>>18676612
Can she be the next to fued with Toni Storm?

based Yuta holding the mic hostage

TALK THAT SHIT YUTA

Letting Wheelie Uterus talk on the mic

>>18676656
>Yuta
>Garcia
>Moriarty
Remember when all 3 where up to be the newest member?

are we about to get OC

>two Yuta promos in one night
Tony is trying to get heat on me

>Yuta saying f instead of fuck
GEEK

that's right yuta, you tell those smelly philadelphians

>>18676650
Perma banned
Suck it bro

>self censors fuck twice
>says shit
Brother, pick one lane and stay in it.

WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED AT WRESTLING SHOWS

THATS HOOK RIGHT THERE

I will say he's actually cutting a pretty good promo which I wasn't expecting at all
get him some roids and HGH and Wheeler can be a main eventer

Hook zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

IZ HOOK

Trvth Nvke Yutah

Hook's nipples are more erect than Marina's tonight.

WHERE ARE MY HOOKERS AT?

This theme is ass

Wow they fucking neutered Hook lmao

>Action Bronson license is over
>Now this song is Hook's theme

fuck why they change his music?? That shit slapped

taz teaching lil bro how to put on some weight
what's this gay song doe

kino theme

We were spared from one dimeless retard with Garcia only to get Hook

This theme better get Mina-ed by the end of the night or Hook is dead in the water.

I dig the new theme

>>18676699
tony needs to pay everyone to get on the same roid regimen kyle fletcher went on

>>18676629
He should grow a fu manchu

Hook is juicing ain't he, also who's singing his theme, Morrissey?

based new theme

That's it I'm going to collision

GIVE YUTA THE DREAMER KENDO STICK PUNISHMENT YOU COWARDS

>>18676713
Tony probably isn't willing to pay Action Bronson anymore for a guy who barely fucking wrestles.

Garcia, Yuta and HOOK, smfh TK wtf

Wtf is theme? It makes me want to sleep.

>>18676713
The artist went on some weird anti-AEW rant

Action Bronson talked shit on AEW
Guess they didn't renew the license
no more free money for him
what a mark lmao

>>18676716
shit even though a lot of it looks like fat he does look better
still needs more size of course

>>18676711
>>18676713
Bronson talked shit about AEW so of course Tony doesn't want him anymore

Glad Hook is starting to bulk, but he’s still got some more to go. I wanna see him full prime Taz shaped

>>18676734
>>18676738
What shit did he talk?

Yuya working a double shift tonight, y'all wonder hwy he ain't over yet

>>18676723
some awful new zoomer irony genre
50s crooner meets trap
just awful shit

>>18676723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkSzD2Oryzg&list=RDFkSzD2Oryzg

You're all watching Clash in Paris r-right?

>>18676738
fuck around find out i guess

>>18676723
Possibly https://youtu.be/zaIHki9AIHQ?si=wdMX9gGU3W8G9kfu

>>18676726
Go to ROH bro, Bandido and Hechicero will be kino

Joey Janela a lucky dude

>>18676748
lol no

>>18676726
BASED COLLIDER BRO
GO BE AMONG OUR FELLOW SICKO BRETHEREN

Oh no. Another guy in wrestling wanting someone’s soul.

Thank God, sluts are here to save the show.

>>18676746
>50s crooner meets trap
The actual fuck

Harley Cameron owes me sex, simple as

>>18676723
The Smiths are sick tho
My highschool gf gave me head to that shit back in the day
And the Bill Murray Garfield movie now that I think about it

>>18676746
Naw dude it's some scandinavian dude in the mid 90's.

Megan Bayne owes me sex

>>18676726
saturday nights should be rowdy there

time 2 goon

>Kris and Stat team
Lads my dick isn't ready

Cheeky Cameron

Harley will strip like Kimona Wanalaya if Mina is unavailable to do it

SEX WITH HARLEY

>>18676770
>Kris and Stat team

>>18676744
He was on the Helwani show saying that backstage had some weird vibes and complaining about not being called again

Definitely gonna be watching harley cat mask vids tonight when my wife does her duty

>>18676745
>yuya
would be an improvement

>FEEL THE STAT
they have such great potential Tag Teams for having no Tag diviion

Stat and Harley, now that's the perfect pair

>>18676770
>kris and stat team

>>18676777
I was too busy staring at them to type properly

>>18676763
I love Moz and the Smiths, my guy. I was just perturbed that he'd show up in a wrestling theme.

>>18676761
zoomers are the dirt worst

harley almost as tall as stat?

>>18676778
By the way, this was right after Brawl Out so of course backstage wasn't in the best mood at the time lol

>>18676795
Harley is a peak physical specimen.

thinking about harley's sweaty ass

>>18676767
>Philly mutants actually start fighting when they hear the Collision intro music endorsing Saturday night as the correct night for fighting

why is the aew women's roster, top to bottom, so much hotter than the wwe women's roster?

Pick two female talents to recreate this ECW moment

>>18676810
The company is run by a billionaire coomer

>>18676810
Triple H is into roided up women that look like men

>>18676810
that's the part of the toybox equation where everyone wins (except ugly chicks)

>Peacemaker commits suicide by accident to find peace

kino

I miss Triller no ads but Max is so convenient

I’d kill for a Harley buddy interaction. KILL.

>>18676810
Triple H dated Chyna

>>18676791
Just fucking with ya homie
I'm a bit smashed so I just be bantering and shit talking
Sick I'm hanging with bros with good taste tho

>>18676811
Harley and Mina

>>18676823
How would you feel I'd Buddy got a singles belt, let's say tnt?

>>18676825
He's not just bilingual

>>18676811
Moné to be on the receiving end of it.
Maybe Toni does it to her

>>18676811
Toni Storm and Anna Jay

>>18676810
Sexy women who can actually wrestle

>>18676819
somebody needs to turn him onto some JAV stuff so he can start booking joshi

>>18676811
for me, it’s toni and jamie in no particular order

I know she's not in this match but Persephone is my new waifu and I call her
>Persexone

That was a very Dark like camera view

>>18676827
I exclusively listen to the Smiths in the fall, which isn't too far away!

>>18676840
Mina doing it to Mercedes is the moneyshot

>>18676838
Anything but ROH.

bayne was eating stat's pussy on that pin

That move didn't make a goddamn bit sense.

>>18676811
Harley and Penelope are crazy enough to do it right now

>>18676823
Kek Buddy does need to do some romance shit in AEW.

All 4 of these women are fucking smoke shows
And they're pretty damn good in the ring too

Stat looking very pale

crazy how much harley has improved since her QTV days

>>18676861
It was a receipt.

DASHING Harley Cameron

Megan vs Stat is kino

I'll be straight up simp here, anons. I'd pay $1000 for a Penelope/Megan Bayne/Harley/Anna Jay 4way lesbo tape/mp4. They can even bring some guy to fuck em as long as the guy's not black/bald/Kip Sabian.

It's insane how hot Kris Stat is. I'd wife her up in a second.

>>18676863
over 450lbs combined of pussy meat and ass

>>18676871
credit to her, she really did put in the work

>>18676856
I didn't know SANADA posted in these threads. Great G1 sir.

really solid match

One thing I hate about AEW is that they do this
>tag team does the exact same move at the exact same time
thing far too often. If that happens once a month or something I get it, but its just lame and phoney if they do that in every match

>>18676868
I like Kris and she's isn't unattractive but lets be serious

>>18676874
Harley is the type of character to call herself Handsome

WILLOW NO

that's a sick submission, especially on the smaller women which is pretty much all of them minus BANE

>>18676876
snu-snu deathmatch
Special guest ref; Me

>>18676811
willow & nyla

Willow had absolutely no reason to be involved with this.

Willow looks hot as shit brehs

>>18676811
Statlander & Willow

>>18676890
she needs permission from Harley Race to use that name, if she has any respected for this business of ours

>>18676899
Big bunda beauty

C E HOE!

>>18676877
>not black
>not bald
just say you don't want ricochet

This crowd is going to call Mercedes the N word

>>18676887
I'm judging on a women wrestling scale here
Not saying they're like Ospreay level
But a lot of women wrestling is sloppy as fuck
They can at least go pretty decently

>>18676897
They've had a few will they become friends again promos

>>18676871
idk about now but supposedly she used to or still does train with mercedes

>>18676888
Penelope knew how spread em for the hardcam shot. PAWGcamguys are what I miss most about COVID AEW. And this...

>>18676856
sanada, who’s your favorite aew women’s wrestler?

>>18676909
Yeah but Philly white guys all have N-cards so it's ok.

>>18676902
>Asks for permission to use the word
>Race says okay
>Harley starts coming out as Harley Race

Harley is legit my favorite woman wrestler
And I rarely even like women wrestling
She's a fucking star

>>18676925
Harrey Cameronu san

Renee looking old and haggard as usual

>>18676908
Naw, just no bbc and none of these bald tatted up fucks I see too often in porn. It's like only skinheads get good pussy

I'm ready to say HELLO
to my C E O

C E HOE! C E HOE! C E HOE!

>>18676856
fuck yeah, i do the same thing
Including
Old AFI, The Misfits, The Cure, The Cramps, Tiger Army
And old Art Bell podcasts

Mommy Renee looking yummy even when full covered

Renee's outfit is ugly

DAYUM

this just keeps getting worse

This bitch be looking like a banana.

>>18676946
holy based

Neéneê looking yummy wummy as usual

>>18676946
YouTube finally got the hint about muxing night drives and Ghost to Ghost

Black people are literally incapable of being attractive.

more like C E Old and Haggard clap clap clapclapclap

Based caramel nalgas teaching Philadelphia how to count

Mercedes is so fucking hot

>>18676961
turn your monitor on

CE HOLE!
CE HOLE!
CE HOLE!

WTF is Besty Wrestling?

ULTIMONÉ

NEW THREAD
>>18676974
>>18676974
>>18676974
>>18676974
>>18676974
>>18676974

>>18676965
YUMMY

>you beat Commander Stephanie Sterling for the TIDAL women's championship!
also does she not understand what the J-Cup was?

Did she just say she's going to smash Ultimo Dragon?

>>18676937
based choice, thank you king sanayan

SHE'S SEXY AF

>>18676946
Wtf are you me?
AFI and Tiger Army are 2 of my favorite all time bands, and the Cure are the kings of both. As soon as Sept 1 hits I'm busting out my Cure records.

WINDSAAAHHH

>>18676959
Yo they have all his old shit on Spotify if you have it
I deliver za's, I got through all the Ghosts to Ghosts each year
Also spotify has his other dope episodes like the bottomless hole or the area 51 guy

She;s not entertaining at all

Technically dragon was also a six man tag champion at the time so he held 11 belts at once not 10.

She is still horrible promo

>>18676991
She really can't cut a promo to save her life anymore.

This is "beginner promo class in NXT" level shit.

>>18676988
We seem to have shared good tastes homie
Let's be friends
The old Tiger Army where they were touring with AFI and their shit sounded like Psychobilly AFI is pure ear kino

HOW MANY KIDS DOES THIS MOTHER FUCKER HAVE

>>18677014
Including the chickens?

Like, I get it with Cena and Reigns, they're workhorses, if not basic ass five move workhorses.

Will never understand what they see in horseface.

>>18676990
Thanks. I got every G2G from 93 to 2018 (Noory just got too boring) when they torrented C2CAM plus tons of Bell. Some dude has begun to drive on back roads and such, replacing audio w/kino Bell shows lately.

>>18677000
>>18677001
and you're still a sexlet

>>18677014
he is a literal mother fucker this is true

Briscoe doesn't want anything to do with Fletcher

>>18677032
fuck yeah based fellow G2G homie
It's about to be the best time of the year to bust out those old radio shows again

>>18677034
And you're some simp idiot talking to two different people in all lowercase like a kid? What you think she's gonna give you a handy now she's divorced?

>>18677014
For a guy with a white trash gimmick, not a lot

How we feeling about Brodido

>>18677070
ya seethe

>>18677096
Send ICE to deport both of them

>>18677103
Ya low standard child.