what Dioxippus would have looked like irl

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>>212392468 (OP)
Yay! It's still alive! I wasn't feeling too confident to make a new edish since I thought everyone'd be asleep by now.
The sunset here is finally showing some pretty, warm-pink colors after days of grey skies. In about 2 hours and a half I'll be going off to my trip to Capital.

>>212392551
you know I have no idea if other anons are still awake
maybe it'll die shortly, maybe it'll stay on the entire night and survive till the morning

either way, I did my service to /med/+frens

I want to know what’s andaluzanon’s problem with pancrustacea.
It’s good protein, high amounts of glucosamine which is the best for tendons, it’s delicious. It’s basically a big superfood.

>>212392551
Why are you making such a long and arduous voyage anyway? What awaits you in "The Capital"? Wealth? Love? Adventure?

>>212392720
>24g of brotein per 100g
>100kcal per 100g
Andaluzanon, you can’t go wrong with the pancrustacea.

>>212392613
I wonder what the timezone difference is for each /med/ poster. I know that booma and I might probably have a timezone difference of like 2-3 hours probably at most.
I hope it survives until everyone wakes up, but before 9pm I'll have to leave towards the bus station.
>>212392720
Might be the smell? My mom hates seafood in general, except tuna, because she says the smell is horrendous.
I kinda like the smell though, it's briny, it's strong, it's... salty and sealike, but it's so unique compared to meat. I would be wary of eating octopus and squid though, the texture might be too gummy for me.
>>212392727
I'll visit my best friend, my BEST best friend, Argentinotte! He visited like... Once or twice when we were in a relationship, but it- ended- but we're still quite close. It's cheaper for me to go there and we both stay in his house, instead of him visiting me here and having to pay for a temporary apartment.
I can't wait to go eat "exotic" food and visit the cool places that there are in CABA! (Ciudad Autonoma de Buenos Aires, the country's capital, which has it's own independent government).
Basically I want to eat and play games with my bestie, lol.

>>212392805
>lots of EPA and DHA
You literally grow stronger and more intelligent by eating pancrustacea goddamn.

>>212392861
Oh shit, when I meant "visited" I was refering to the thread. He visited the thread and posted once or twice. In real life, he visited me three times in my city. But this is the first time I'll go visit him in Capital!
>>212392872
The seafood should be thankful I'm broke as fuck or I'd dwindle the international crab reserves. Watch the fuck out mantis shrimp.

>>212392861
Always nice to see people on good terms after a break-up, instead of writing cryptic texts on social media about how "some people" behave and throwing bricks through each other's windows at 3am.
Good luck keeping sensation in your ass while sitting on a bus for 12 hours.

>>212392468 (OP)
POV: you're Darius III facing the macedonians at Gaugamela

>>212393074
Darius III was such a poor excuse of a ruler it baffles me he managed to mantain the empire before Alex bitchslapped him.

>>212393021
It wasn't a necessarily easy breakup for me, I reacted quite badly and... It was part of the reason why I had to return to taking medication. But I mean, we both kind of didn't think he'd suddenly realize he wouldn't want to be in a relationship.
Next time I enter a relationship, if I ever do, I'll start asking for lawyer-level proof of evidence they REALLY are ready for a relationship and won't change their mind overnight lol.
>Good luck keeping sensation in your ass while sitting on a bus for 12 hours.
Nah, I got my big ass as my own pillow to rest easy in a chair. The issue will be my feet. I hope it's gonna be warm inside the bus or I'll wake up as an icicle in 12 hours kek.

I got it black and white that the qt jeeta wants to keep dating, but I caused a mini fight in the way.

>>212393074
>Darius III
an impressive specimen and example in what not to do as a king

>>212393624
don't push it

grizz is unfathomably based

>>212394279
yes, I know. I think I cleared it up.

>>212394465
>yes, I know. I think I cleared it up.
one step too far and it's over man just take it easy, let her be and let her miss you
she will desire you more than if you are always orbiting around her

>>212394332
I pray to the Bloatlord every time I see a really really big person. True heir to the glory of Hephaestus in all of his glory.

>>212393666
I still think this movie was severely underrated
it had it's issues, but overall was pretty interesting
also Vangelis soundtrack was based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvBxHS9Ii8

>>212394586
i don't think she's playing games and neither do I want to, it's nice to have no bs. the problem was just miscommunication

>>212394750
it's a cult classic for a reason and people still bring it up when discussing historical epics
it's been over 20 years and it's still remembered, and it'll remain in the public conscious for a lot longer than ridley scott's napoleon turd

>>212394662
I lift for him

In around 10 minutes I'll be leaving my house to go wait in the bus station until my bus comes to take me to CABA. I'm freezing my fucking legs and I'm still inside the house. I can only expect outside to be snowing or in sub-zero temperatures, like most of the week.

>>212395708
I hope you have a nice trip, do try not to freeze to death

>>212394974
yeah, I like the autistic details like the fact they're singing the name of their war god in this scene, the clothing, etc.
still seethe about they using greek letters the wrong way to write texts in english though

>>212396815
Made for vacuuming floors, a true multipurpose female vgh

a closed door is only closed if you let that stop you
-wisdom

Any Basques here?

>>212397163
that is indeed false, cavemen did not have access to bomb vans nor did they figure out how to coordinate with Catalans to hold a country's parliamentary system hostage

yeah nah dawg this bread will stay alive until Magyar or one of the frogs wakes up

>>212398892
I'm awake too for the resue bvmp

https://youtu.be/zbeErgE4quA

>>212398892
so u dont sleep

Good morning /med/.

>>212392720
I don't care about it's nutritional value, I simply won't eat pancrustacea, it's disgusting.

>>212398892
I do not think that the hinges and the doorknob appreciated that, though I know some other knobs did.

Hello /med/ders, tonight I slept well, I thought I had forgotten how to do it ffs

>>212399245
I have long since evolved past the need for petty mortal things like "sleep"

>>212394750
I miss Him anons like you wouldn't believe

Good morning, sisters.
Was going to pay for the gym membership, then as I was reaching for my wallet, I was told that they gave me free membership for 2 months, because I went to the gym last year even when renovations were being done so people who attended could not get the full experience. I'm not going to complain desu.
Lifts were nice, but for some reason despite my left lat feeling stronger on unilateral pulldowns than the right one, it somehow feels weaker than the right one on pullups. Like it's literally the same movement. How the fuck is this possible fr fr.
Will spend a whopping amount of 0 minutes waging today.

>>212402030
>Will spend a whopping amount of 0 minutes waging today.
Basato

Hello meddlings, what's up? Time for coffee.
>>212400943
Glad that you're well rested fren!
>>212400332
Picky eating is more common among neurodivergent people.

>>212402030
Bro there are always good things happening to you.
I never get free memberships or get attention from women.
>Lifts were nice, but for some reason despite my left lat feeling stronger on unilateral pulldowns than the right one, it somehow feels weaker than the right one on pullups. Like it's literally the same movement. How the fuck is this possible fr fr.
I don't know how this is possible, must be your coordination problems.

>>212402064
>Picky eating is more common among neurodivergent people.
I got the neurotypical award from a psychiatrist though.

>>212402087
What made you wake up and post this image today? Are you getting matches in Tinder or something?

>>212402087
10 matches on dating apps this week award

>>212402155
The kwabian.

I noticed that in the past 1/2 years basically every zoomer girl and many guys have been wearing Adidas trainers very similar to mine, now I look like a basic bitch

>>212402182

>>212402155
>Bro there are always good things happening to you.
My tendinitis and my shitty nasal cavities that simply don't want to heal disagree with you no cap. Add le big sad to that list too.
>I never get free memberships
Well I paid full price for the gym when we could not get the full experience, and a lot of people (probably more than half of those who attend at least twice a week) just went to another gym instead in the meantime. So it's unironically a nice move from the boss that he pays those of us who still paid full price back in some way. He kinda based for this doe as others would probably not give the members free membership.
>get attention from women.
I only get attention from women who don't know me. I give the 'ick to the women who know me. And that ain't worth shit.

>>212400943
Any ideas why your nervous system finally let you rest?

Yesterday I ended up in instagram by accident and browed some profiles...

Found out the ugliest guy in my school back when I was a student has got a gf (nerdy with a good ass)

And another guy from my promotion has 2 children

It's so over

>>212402350
No idea

>>212402368
And that's why I don't browse social media fr fr. Even deleted my cuckbook account when I was 18.
>ugliest guy
>has got a gf
It do be like that.

>>212402155
>I got the neurotypical award from a psychiatrist though.
You got the "can't be bothered with this shit" treatment and an incomplete diagnostic by a jaded and tired health worker. This is what happens under hostile capitalism.

>>212402368
>>212402689
>ugly guys with gf
Something to be celebrated. It teaches us that it is never never over, not for bald ugly fucks, short buff dudes and especially not for handsome autismo tards.

>>212402949
This, total handsome people death

>>212402949
>handsome autismo tards
That literally doesn't exist

What are the games that are always installed on your PC?
For me, it's:
Morrowind
Thief 1 & 2
Sims 2

>>212403218
Team Fortress 2
Rome 2 and Napoleon Total War
Sniper Elite V2
Imperivm III
Men of War Assault Squad 2
The latest iteration of the Tropico series

>>212401471
I usually don’t think one should put plastic inside, but she has genuinely made a great upgrade.

>>212400332
Picky eater uh?

>>212402155
Your diagnosis got mishandled.

>>212403255
Cultured, analytical and pragmatic gamer.
>>212403043
According to Magyar it does. Maybe spanish teacher fits too. You too, especially the autism part.

>>212403341
>big guy with anger issues that got him banned from the gym comes up to your office
>ahah no, you're not autistic at all, here is a fried chicken discount

>>212402999
Nice digits.
Crying in the corner rn btw, how could my sister wish such a horrible fate upon me.

>>212402949
>it is never never over
It's over doe.

>>212402689
I spent the night doing some good ol' thinkin' because of that

>>212403410
>You too, especially the autism part.
What?

>>212403414

>>212403414
>Half of your daily calories come from kinder bars?

>>212403414
Kek
>>212403529
What, what? I thought you were andalusianon
>>212403440
>It's over doe.
With that outlook, yes it is. Self perpetuating prophecy.

>>212403726
I am no one, I don't have a name.

>>212403749
Alright, I'll name you Binko then and imagine you looking like a meek little goblin.

>>212403414
>spend 5 hours painting maps
>did not get the exact result I wanted
>become frustrated
>start beating the shit out of the wall
>mom tells me I can't do that
>"I want to move out, they don't let me live the way I want to"
Then nigga tells us he's part of the neurodivergent folx

>>212403961
The lion doesn't concern itself with the opinions of sheep after all.
https://youtu.be/DIn4L7hUmUI?si=zwBAHHFm4R-B0uiW

>>212404091
KEK.
That guy probably pulls bitches btw. If he beats the shit out of the wall, he probably does that to gals too. And gals like that.
Life experience btw.

>>212403218
HoI4
Open XCOM
OSRS
Stellaris (even though I never play it)
Powerwash Simulator

>>212403218
Medieval 2 Total War
Dawn of War
Frostpunk
The rest I keep installing and uninstalling.

>>212404201
They like dominant men, not guys who make a fit over weeb games. He does seem to be a funny guy so I wouldn't be surprised that he gets more pussy than other guys like that.
>Life experience btw.
I know, I experienced it too.

>>212404251
Thoughtful, creative and skilled gamer
>>212404326
Highly proficient, gregor type gamer.

>>212403218
Europa Universalis 4

I tried deleting it but I always come back worse than drugs

Based on the replies, I can tell most of you are introverted, thinking gamers.
Catnigga is introverted but more on the feeling side of things. Way less emotional than me thoughever.
>>212404525
Focused, efficient gamer.

>>212404455
>>212404630
Do you have a chart with all the gamer types?

>Be me
>Go to the gym in the morning
>Decide to sweep the flat afterwards in underwear before showering because it's a bit hot
>All windows opened to ventilate the flat
>Go sweep near the windows
>An old woman is looking at me from his windows on the other side of the road
>She quickly closes the windows and lower her blinds
Never again
>>212403218
I don't normally have to many games installed at once, currently I only have:
Morrowind because it's so light weight
Battlefield 1 (always installed in case I want a quick match)
I used to have EU4 installed at all times but the fucking thing is a time sink

>>212405502
Exhibitionist scum

>>212403218
None.

>>212404630
Emotions get in the way of efficiency, it behooves any man who wishes to accomplish great things to excise them like a cancerous tumour.

>>212392468 (OP)
my tiktok is full of Diogo Jota videos, makes me sad, not a great way to start the day

>>212393624
>I caused a mini fight in the way.
how

>>212405334
I pulled it out of my ass but here goes.
Most of you are in mastery and creative. Catfriend and Nwahposter also in immersion.
I'm mostly in immersion.
>>212405674
Very true, the great man ignores emotions. But the happy man welcomes them and nurtures friendship, love and community.

>>212405502
She just closed the blinds and rushed to masturbate to this still fresh image of yourself.
>>212405942
Forgot pic
>currently I only have
Good taste, well balanced.

>>212405889
>Hey Pajeeta, stop teasing me you bwc fiend, let's have a date
>I like you anon tee-hee but I'm busy o algo, I have a life unlike you, my autistic lover, wait more
>*Angry German sounds*

>>212398892
hot bitch

>>212406023
Actually it was more like:
>wow you shit in the street? We don't do that in Germany
>you know in Germany, we don't kill ourselves by getting in front of trains or giant sacred parade floats. But we do love trains.

>>212405674
based and true

>>212403637
kek

>>212406110
racist scum

>>212403414
>>big guy with anger issues that got him banned from the gym comes up to your office
But of an oversimplification.
>>ahah no, you're not autistic at all, here is a fried chicken discount
Well, that woman has studied for psychiatry surely she knows something.
Also I don't know were the fried chicken discount comes from, I don't get the joke here.

>>212403637
Nowadays I'm eating chocolate filled croissants.
The 24 bars pack went up in price like 1 € in a year and I felt like it was too much at that point.

>>212403961
Well it's not only getting angry why I want to move out.

Maybe I'm oversharing...

>>212406223
You eat chicken so chicken discount, simple as
Why fried? Idk

καλημέρα, φίλοι μου
>>212401701
the entire world miss this μαλάκας, αδελφός

>>212406253
But why would a public healthcare employee hand out a discount?

>>212406581
He fears you and pulled a KFC discount because he went with his daughter recently o algo

Good day med am back and it's the weekend, pan bagnat was delicious

Off to the gym soon (leg day). Those shitty timetables I mentioned are only for the weekends, so we've got good news.

>>212403410
>Maybe spanish teacher fits too
Kind of. I always thought I could have scored way better both in quality and quantity.

As for these ugly and obese guys with cute gfs, it should be a message of hope for the doomers: if they could make it, anyone can.

>>212406223
Even if I make an overly exaggerated brimstone meme of you, I would never say mean things to you, brother. Nor do I meant what I posted in a harmful way.
>Maybe I'm oversharing
If you want to talk about it, feel free to go ahead.

Partner.

>>212406732
>The sandwich is composed of pain de campagne, a whole wheat bread, enclosing a salade niçoise,[6] a salad composed mainly of raw vegetables, hard boiled eggs, anchovies and/or tuna, and olive oil, salt, and pepper
I'm going to be honest with you, Moseph - I'm not entirely sold on this one.

>>212406619
I think people generally don't perceive me as a scary person.

>>212406893
>I would never say mean things to you, brother. Nor do I meant what I posted in a harmful way.
What a pussy.

>>212406949
I'd be her partner if she wanted.

>>212407052
We'll get you a pony.

>>212406732
doxxed

>>212407052
>What a pussy.
TRVTH NUKE btw. A bit sad done that I'm a pussy who can't man up tbf.

>>212407010
It tastes super good and fresh, also it's a med sandwich
>>212407107
Oh no

>>212407095
I hope a wolf won't eat it.

>>212407124
>A bit sad done that I'm a pussy who can't man up tbf.
You already have a job, to feel truly adult you just need your own home and to have kids, so better find an apartment in Budapest and install Tinder.

Catnigga would say no to this VGH

>>212407324
Not enough sugar for him

>>212406949
Ella Pardnell.
I'd let her massage the bullets out of my six shooter, if you wrangle my cattle.

>>212407324
I'd say no to that too.

>>212407298
That's where the dogs come in.

>>212406223
>female psychologist
No wonder you got misdiagnosed, holy shit.
>>212406855
>if they could make it, anyone can.
Exactly! But they probably won't listen.

>>212407324
Maybe I'd eat it if I were on a diet, but the combination of hardboiled eggs and raw vegetables between two slices of wholegrain bread makes me feel as if this sandwich was designed for upper middle class white women to eat between rounds of tennis and ordering exercise equipment off the TV.

>>212407378
I wish I had your way with words.

>>212407399
You're not a true med
>>212407438
I'm sure you'd like it

>>212407459
Momo, you chose to talk cuisine with the most gastrodivergent posters on this thread. No wonder they wouldn't like it.

>>212407538
>gastrodivergent

>>212407440
You do, but unfortunately it's in Maltese, so nobody else here can understand you.
This is the tragedy of speaking a lesser-spoken language.
>>212407538
>t. guyslop gourmand
Your tastebuds are going to be in for a treat once you discover the concept of flavour.

>>212407665
How about tasting brown woman, you volcel

>>212407734
Maybe I would, if only you'd spare me a few of your many Tinder matches.

>>212407665
No, far from it.

>>212407781
Touch grass and you will see some.
I understand you don't want to be overwhelmed by the taste THOUGH, going back to normal would be like being fed my cooking.

>>212407851
You will have to drag me kicking and screaming out of my comfort zone and onto that grass.
Not letting the Demiurge hurt me in yet another way, especially not through his feminine puppets.

>>212392861
Octopus is the best, I like it more than fish or crabs.

>>212407665
My tongue is shrivelled and deaf to the pleasures of sugar highs your body relishes.
Mine is a perfidous and strange thing, living on spice and salt, sour and bitter.
Do not pity me.

>>212407298
>and to have kids
Idk man. I'm unironically afraid of how the kids end up being if I really had kids. I would hate myself were they to inherit my 'tism. My life was pure suffering throughout my childhood and teens. And now I suffer as an adult, but it's not as bad as earlier that's for sure.

>>212407324
I'd also say no to that no cap.

>>212408092
What if it's kosher

>>212403218
The usual blizzard slop which I rotate depending to seasons so hearthstone, overwatch, diablo and warcraft.
Occasionally I play single player games like Drova and Dragon Age.

>>212408134
I don't see why it wouldn't be kosher.
If the fish was not packed with gelatine it's kosher. If there's no milk product like butter on the 'wich, it should be kosher.

>>212404251
>Powerwash Simulator
German detected.

Brunesisters... We eating good today...

>>212403218
Nothing. When it comes to video games, my tastes are constantly fluctuating, the only constant is change

>>212407665
I recently reached the [wife/foid]slop level. I even started drinking alco-free beers :D

>>212408308
>German detected.
I have never hit a Greek before, but your words rouse a storm within me. The tiger is still in his cage, but the latch is wobbly and one of the screws has popped out.
I only play it so much because I listen to a lot of true crime videos and long-form media analysis, and it feels strange not having my hands doing anything while I just sit there and consoom.

I may have a left adductor injury. It hurts when exercising it and started hurting like two weeks ago, also while playing tennis last Sunday. It's over.

>>212408431
Too long, too many condiments

>>212408470
Pole-sister...

>>212408487
The distance of an entire continent is between as so I am feeling safe enough to make such snide remarks from the hill I'm living on.
Also aren't you bored of crime stories, they are about dumb people (criminals who are caught are not very smart) so what is the point.

Captcha is sending me coded messages again. At least this time I don't have to hurt anyone.
>>212408470
>I recently reached the [wife/foid]slop level. I even started drinking alco-free beers :D
Be careful friend, you are approaching dangerous levels of femininity. If you are not careful, you might end up developing a moisturising routine and spraying air freshener around the house at random times during the day.

>>212407324
I would love that
>>212407438
Did you become neurodivergent as well?

>>212408700
>Captcha is sending me coded messages again. At least this time I don't have to hurt anyone.
I hate when it calls me gay, but is the price to pay to browse 4chan I guess

>>212408487
>I only play it so much because I listen to a lot of true crime videos and long-form media analysis
Slay girll

>>212408299
>sneakily inject pig lard in the bread

>>212408618
>Also aren't you bored of crime stories, they are about dumb people (criminals who are caught are not very smart) so what is the point.
Never heard of unsolved mysteries? Don't answer that - l want it to remain a mystery.
Sometimes I do get tired of true crime stories, but there are still 5+ hour video essays on all sorts of random topics that allow me to feel as if I've learnt something by the end of them.
>>212408721
>Did you become neurodivergent as well?
No, I just prefer my food to have flavour and preferably be cooked.

>>212409020
Why didn't you go to work for Scotland Yard.
Don't they hire people occasionally?
Or are you already working there?!

>>212408487
Great post. A question, if you please.
What is your favored way to consume both the game and the video?
I would like to do that too.
Do you have 2 monitors, one for the video and one for game?

Gman, have you played Drova yet? Greekanon made me remember you wanted to play it.

>>212409252
fnaf

>>212409867
Not yet, but it's on my gigantic backlog. My autism pushes me to play classics I missed first. VTMB, Gothic 2 etc.

>>212410239
All fine choices.

>>212410239
You are very much neurotypical.

>>212410463
Maybe Gman’s autism pushes him to be extroverted, you neurotypical scum.

>>212405889
too dumb to explain fully, I basically displayed my full insecurity and asked what the point of texting is if she can't make her intentions clear. I felt she was making me a clown at one point, but i got that wrong. she made herself clear after that and said it's stressing her if I doubt.

>>212409400
My desk is too small for multiple monitors, so I only have one. I just listen to the videos in the background while I clean train stations and ancient monuments, occasionally tabbing out if it sounds like there's something on the screen worth looking at.

I used to play them in the Steam browser for easier tabbing, but youtube ads became insane a while back and kept interrupting the videos every 5 minutes, so now I'm forced to play them in Firefox.

>>212410522
Firefox with uBlock Origin does seem to be the best way of browsing YouTube at the moment, since Chrome killed their support for uBlock Origin

>>212410522
use Brave

looks like I'm staying a wagecel
only 6 more days to get a positive response from a university

>>212411085
which course are you trying to be accepted?
>that pic
me talking about the cagie on /med/

At the gymnasium.

>>212411321
>open punching bag
>look inside
>Maltanon

>>212411445
No, that's Polebro's style.

>>212411023
What's the advantage of using Brave over Firefox?
>>212410929
I've been using Firefox since like 2005 or something. I don't know what's better, all I know is that I don't like change - everything should stay the same forever.

>>212411085
We don't really need more unemployed bac+5, we need galettes makers doe
Tough luck

>>212410354
Thanks, I can't wait to see what they're all about.
>>212410463
I definitely am. A little stolen valor doesn't hurt once in a while though.
>>212410522
Alright that makes sense, thanks! I like to watch the video too so it'd make me anxious to miss something I think.

Had my annual review with bossman.
He said I'm a real asset to the team socially, the oil that keeps the cogs free of interpersonal hiccups.

>>212411906
Should have told him you need to lubricate some office cuties.

>>212411906
t.

>>212411978
It just wasn't meant to be. I'm the oil and the office qts are water, close yet never meant to mix.
>>212411998
Kek, I love this little nigga so much. Saved my cranky window blinds.

>>212411906
You could have asked for a salary bonus for that

Just woke up from a siesta fr fr. Feeling /med/pilled as fuck.

Fuck fuck fuck

>>212412287
Brune is not going to need Jarvis to find your location bro.

>>212412287
>37°
Portusissies will think that's hot o algo

>>212412096
The hero we need.

Magyaranon's family in the good ending where he found his black kween

>>212411906
I hope you forced him to give you a 1000€ raise, all in the name of oiling the cogs of course.

>>212412449
If I had biracial kids I'd raise them to beat the shit out of fascists (except me). I'd still be racist as fuck though.

>>212412106
>>212412568
Asking for a raise isn't something we do here, if you're scooping what I'm pooping...

>>212412837
I'm not.

>>212412990
It's not the type of job where you can ask for a raise.

>>212409867
Me in the background

>>212413058
Why?

>>212412449
That's only magyanon and his daughter doe

>>212411582
>I've been using Firefox since like 2005 or something. I don't know what's better, all I know is that I don't like change - everything should stay the same forever.
Fair. I used to use Chrome but a few months ago I switched to Firefox, so I can keep using uBlock Origin.

>>212413123
When you work for the government, you can really ask for raises, it just comes along with age and experience.

>>212412837
The I hopoe he keeps your wallet stuffed with unprompted raises throughout the year.

>>212413058
How so?
>>212413314
You work for the government gman?

>>212397550
>>212397163
Basques aren't human, they are rock monsters that we dressed as people for fun.
Same way catalans are Jews we pretend aren't Jews.
Us Spaniards are whimsical and fun loving like that.

>>212413600
>unprompted raises throughout the year.
In a way yes, my status gets reevalued every year or so and I get slightly more the more time I stay here.
>You work for the government gman?
In a way, yes, so we can't really ask for raises the way you would in any job.
But we got enough bonuses that it's not something we worry about.

>>212414000
When are you finally admitting you work for the Cabinet Noir (next you'll tell me it stopped existing years ago) and are in /med/ spying on us?

>>212413636
>scatalans
if soyjak redditors had a country it'd be catalonia
I don't respect them

>>212414218
Oh that's just an urban legend, really. :)
But if it was real, which it isn't, it could probably be influential enough to ger rid of... complications... pertaining the building of a certain house. Provided enough information were delivred in exchange. Pure conjecture pf course.

>>212414467
Portugal is the OG Catalonia though, you guys just succeded where they failed.

I woke up a few minutes ago
I don't know what to do today I don't have firecrackers for 4th of july maybe I'm going to light up some drugs

>>212414574
quite the opposite, they're nothing like us
their attempts at independence are weak and pathetic, imagine just surrendering after 8 seconds
pussies

>>212414580
>I don't have firecrackers for 4th of july
why would you have them for 4th of july?

>>212414695
monkey see monkey do

>>212414543
Ahah funny guy. I can also play this, all hypothetically of course. What kind of information would such a venture require?

>>212414636
Imagine if the independence declaration went further than cabinet memes. I can already picture the onslaught between the catalonmians that defend Spain and the others that defend independence. It would turn into chaos (and then the military would come and raze everything in half a day).

>>212415001
freedom ain't free
the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots

>>212415001
I need to know some of your office qt's phone numbers as well as Portukid's favorite snack. Hypothetically, obviously.

>>212412449
>>212412595

>>212415187
trvke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddV1SvFS-SY&list=RDddV1SvFS-SY&start_radio=1

Ever since they started selling cans of bubble tea at the discount store, I've been drinking like 4 cans a day. It's like 350kcal just in bubble tea alone.
>>212415268
Thought she was barefoot from the thumbnail.
How disappointing.

>>212415134
Of course, absolutely no intent on murdering them and feeding poison to the kiddo ahah
I wonder what would happen if you knew he absolutely loves (given once in a blue moon) cheese football cheetos ahah

>>212415646
Check the legs out instead.

>>212415646
You can do better, why stop at 4 cans daily? Now that you are again making money by selling rs gold, I'm sure you can buy just a few more.

>>212415646
i don't know what bubble tea is but bubble anything sounds great bubble hash bubblegum bubble life etc

>>212415646
Blimey

>>212415646
won't that shit give you kidney stones?
are you at least drinking a couple glasses of water in between?

>>212415646
The only place they sell boba tea in the city employs a disgusting flat slob. She looks like she does not even take a shower before going to work.
I want to try the tea, but it won't be in this city as there's ain't no way I'll buy from them.
> It's like 350kcal
Time to become a powershitter.

>>212415678
I checked them out on her wikifeet page. They're getting skinnier and skinnier as time goes on.
I just wish I could save her from this downward spiral (preferably in a way that involves sexual intercourse).
>>212415689
Because I want to at least pretend that I'm making an effort to not get diabetes.

>>212415837
She needs more Bigilla.

Looksmatched couples is the greatest amerigolem psyop ever conducted.
It simply doesn't exist in the real world because women will settle with any pithecus that happens to tickle their fancy at the time and men aren't too bright in that regard either.
I'd more than half of the couples I notice outside aren't even remotely close to what a 4channeler would've called looksmatched.

>>212415795
>won't that shit give you kidney stones?
I dunno, I'm not a doctor. I imagine excessive consumption of any drink will probably give you kidney stones eventually. I imagine the stock will have long run out before that's a problem for me though.
>>212415829
>She looks like she does not even take a shower before going to work.
Don't most people shower after work?

>>212415837
Literally made for sexo and impregnation (probably by Klaus or one of his stooges).

>>212415902
For relatives the girl looks worse often imo

>>212416026
>Don't most people shower after work?

>>212416187

>>212416275
So... when you worked for the Enaychess...
Did you just wake up from an 8 hour long sleep with sweat all over your body, the follicles of your armpit hair stinking, scratch your butt when drinking a cuppa, not even take a shower at all, then go to work?

>>212415902
I disagree, the wast majority of couples in my age range are looksmatched, I guess it starts to change a bit after 30

>>212416391
I've always showered in the evening, regardless of whether I was a student, a NEET, working in a warehouse or working in an office.

>>212416414
There are no ugly people in Italy doe

>>212416494
Just ponder the aroma...

>>212416655
The aroma of someone who goes about their day, getting sweaty and dirty, then climbs into bed without washing it all off?
No thank you, there are already enough horrors in this world without me inventing more of them.

>>212416414
Are you noticing couples older than your age?
I'm getting older -now 29- and I'd definitely go for a 4/10 girl who I came to understand would be supportive and wouldn't turn my life into a waking terror rather than some bitchy 9/10 who'd be constantly needy and regularly ruined my mood with temper tantrums and other hysterics
>but anon you're probably a 4/10 or lower yourself
Yes but I think even good-looking men share my outlook on the matter.

>>212415652
Interesting! Thanks for your cooperation, I will see what I can do on my hand. I will keep in touch.

>>212416795
>mfs getting a bitchy 4/10

>>212416795
From my experience 6 or above are always more caring, nice, less crazy, all around better girls.
The 8-9 stacies with an ugly heart are not that common, most people just assume the poor girls are bitches because they're good looking.

HAIRY CLUSSY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>212416751
That was the last straw. Making a tea rn WITHOUT milk.

>>212416952
>From my experience
Fucking fakecel.

>>212416952
There's this woman at the store in her early to mid 30's with those light-green eyes, wavy hair, arched eyebrows and slender figure, she's drop-dead gorgeous but the look on her face is so naturally blase and royal-looking it's hard to imagine her as anything other than a conceited arsewipe.

>>212411283
first year in biology
the tale of woe is any tale related to w*rking desu
>>212411594
if I get my degree I'd fuck off from this country doe
I will not die for Jvpiter's plans of french hegemony when WWIII rolls around

>>212417344
As I said, those are uncommon but they do exist.
Most high brow people lower it when you start talking to them normally.

>>212417418
>biology
Hasn't galicianon taught you anything?

>>212417418
You won't pass the exam when they ask how many genders exist anyway

>>212417308
a nice Hairy Bush is fire

>>212417418
>the tale of woe is any tale related to w*rking desu
Studying is genuinely so much harder than working it's not even close.
And I didn't even study that much.

>>212417308
>That was the last straw. Making a tea rn WITHOUT milk.
JARVIS, pull up a list of known Hungarian MILFs with valid gym memberships. Implant retinal cameras into their irises when they sleeping and isolate all footage of them flirting with socially awkward twinks.
>>212417418
>if I get my degree I'd fuck off from this country doe
Where are you going to go? Quebec?

>>212417538
That used to be a man

>go to the gym
>a soldier guy I know and some other guy who is strongfat are there training together
>they are talking about MTG
Nerd culture really consumed everyone under 30, you go to the places where you expect people to be talking about bitches and car and they are talking about placing counters on creatures in the combat phase.

>>212417550
lol no it's not, it's the exact opposite.

>>212417751
Nerd.

>>212417815
University or whatever is simple. You go to 60% of the classes, drink copious amount of alcohol and you study some days before and you pass.
Youd o need to know how to study, I reached university with very good grades from high school only to be slammed with a 3/20 on my first exam kek

>>212417751
this so fucking much
studying is hard, but at lest you can focus on stuff you're interest
wagecucking is a soul sucking activity, where at the end of the day you're barely able to open a book and read/study something

>>212417936
>very good grades from high school only to be slammed with a 3/20 on my first exam kek
ngl, I laughed a lot about my spoiled colleagues in university being hit right in the face with this reality

>>212417660
That's clearly a woman thoughbeit.

>>212417550
>>212417751
Working the job you like + studying what interests you >>>>>> studying > waging > studying what does not interest you
Simple as that.

>>212417646
>twinks.
I'm 23. I'm not a twink anymore.

>>212416650
That's easily disproven, I exist

>>212416795
Ehh, in my experience attractive girls often are also nice, besides I can't get anything so it's not like I have to reshape my priorities or something

>Herr Starmer bullying fellow Labourites so hard they cry in public
WTF? are Anglos really this evil and depraved?
catnigga, explain yourself!

>>212417936
>You go to 60% of the classes, drink copious amount of alcohol and you study some days before and you pass.
I did pretty much the exact opposite of you. I barely drank, attended every class, studied as much as possible and handed in work at the earliest opportunity. I even went back 6 weeks early during my final year to complete my thesis before the school year started so I didn't have to worry about it after that.
Did eat a lot of kebabs though.

>>212417936
I disagree, I've been working hard and I'm actually getting good marks, but it's not easy

>>212417999
I simply didn't know how to study in highschool because I just opened a book the night before, read a bit, or in the case of math did a few exercises and I was golden. It was very eye opening kek

>>212418010
I studied a lot of what I didn't and it was easier than working what I don't like.

>>212418017
>says incredible handsome man (elected the hottest north of Roma)
Sorry, but the souf is taken by piedichad.

>>212418091
Kebabs, alcohol, the type of calorie doesn't matter, only that it is ingested for optimal exam results.

>>212418145
I'd say memorising a thousand books word by word is not easy. Being a law guy is suffering.

>>212417936
For university I have to put in some effort to get the bare minimum to pass.
For work I have to put very little effort to get the bare minimum (not getting fired).
Working is easy.

>>212418174
I don't memorise that much or at least not on purpose, of course repeating stuff many times will lead you to remember the key details.
You are wrong by the way, engineering is way more complex, even apes can graduate in law with enough effort; I think you're just very smart and absorb notions quickly

>>212418232
But why strive only for the bare minimum?

>>212418174
Besides, the spot of most handsome polentone definitely goes to Brescianon

>>212418085
That's old news, today it's Starmtroopers and Jezbollah arguing about who betrayed the country more by "splitting the left vote". It is a little funny how some middle aged lady crying on TV causes the value of our currency to decline though.

>>212418232
>the bare minimum
Easier on university to be fair.

>>212418270
Half of my class in university were absolute drooling retards. Or the girls that simply passed because they had tits and asses and the guys made all the assignments for them in order to sex them.
Passing engineering with a 10 is extremely easy. Passing with a 20 is absolutely hellishly impossible though.
I'm average smart (or slightly above only).
I'm not a guy that memorises much, I'm more of an understand type of guy (example, I don't know the names of the rules for writing portuguese, but I do know how to use them correctly).

>>212418347
Brescianon is very ugly, he just has a huge pp which he uses as a club to smack girls' heads like a caveman. Once he brings them unconscious to his lair, all hope is lost for them.

>>212418352
>Starmtroopers and Jezbollah
got a chuckle out of me
British banter is always on point

anyway didn't Jezbollah flop in like 4 consecutive elections or something? hardly think he's one to talk.

>>212418430
Well trust me, I personally couldn't

>>212418854
And I couldn't finish law school either. That's the beauty of it, every person is good at his own thing. Like illegal immigrants, who are fantastic astrophysicists.

>>212418595
>anyway didn't Jezbollah flop in like 4 consecutive elections or something?
He only flopped during one election (where Labour received its lowest vote share in a century), but despite thatm he's still very popular with a certain segment of the population. Now he's breaking off from Labour to form a new party with Zarah Sultana (popular young MP who's sort of like a Poundland AOC, but not politically competent).
>>212418430
You have a mechanically-minded brain that not everybody has. A machine whisperer, if you will. I don't think it's a degree you can brute force in the same way as something like English or History.

>>212418998
>election
But enough of that, what's the party that wins the biggest erection for you, catnigga?
How do you brute force english though? And you CAN brute force maths and physics, by doing and redoing exercises to exchaustion.

>>212418430
>Or the girls that simply passed because they had tits and asses and the guys made all the assignments for them in order to sex them
kek, so this happens on both sides of the Atlantic
sometimes the coomers are the professors themselves

>>212418911
Fascist scum.

>>212419265
Succubus had an arabic teacher from Morocco or something. She also had a female colleague and common friend (I have a good story on her for after this tidbit) that was amazingly hot, with big perky booba.
Every single time the exam was near, she brought big cleavages to class, and he simply asked her what exercises she'd like to come out on the exam. And every single time the exam was tailor made for her.
The devilish way she talked about it after the exams while laughing and poking at her boobs was quite a hilarious scene.
Interestingly, she was very very intelligent and had no need for it, she just liked to fuck with the teacher's mind kek

>>212419425
women are evil
hot women strikes fear on Satan himself

>>212419462
Women with nice figures have a lot of power of the minds of men.

>>212418998
>opular young MP who's sort of like a Poundland AOC
you're not dodging the 51st state accusations any time soon

Local media acts like a diety or superior being has bless us with its presence when some celebrity visits the country.

>>212418315
Because I don't like putting in effort into things.

>>212418430
>Easier on university to be fair.
No way, the bare minimum in university for some courses takes effort.
In work I put effort much more rarely.
Simply put, you are a nerd who enjoys studying, that's why you say this shit.

>>212419820
I never liked studying (unless it's history). Guess the amount of history in my courses.

I hate women.

>>212408545
Have I disappointed you, step-brother?

>>212408618
>criminals who are caught are not very smart
If many of these serial killers and terrorists had not been caught, their stories would not be connected to them. It is as if they had not put their name to the masterpieces (in their opinion) they performed. Getting caught is a necessary part of the process. The culmination of all the effort...

>>212408700
>Zero porn
NEVAH! MY ENTIRE IDENTITY IS BASED ON PORN! :D
>Be careful friend, you are approaching dangerous levels of femininity.
>If you are not careful, you might end up developing a moisturising routine and spraying air freshener around the house at random times during the day.
I believe that I'm immune to this (btw, there's nothing wrong with moisturising routines and air fresheners :D)

>>212415268
Mmmm <3

>>212415646
>I've been drinking like 4 cans a day.
Careful, my British brother

>>212415837
>They're getting skinnier and skinnier as time goes on.
And that's a good thing <3

>>212417477
>Hasn't galicianon taught you anything
I have opportunities to move out to greener pastures
maybe it'll work out
>>212417550
working in a kitchen is genuinely so degrading
I wanna at try studying so if I'm stuck working a shitty menial job at least I can tell myself I tried
>>212418010
>I'm 23. I'm not a twink anymore.
skill issue desu

I hate to say it, but the Syrian leadership has good taste.

>>212420160
Just follow your dreams, if that means going to greener pastures, so be it.
You'd ace biology anyway.

>>212420102
we can tell

>>212420160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O78CxqRl7NE
>skill issue desu
It's le big sad o algo.

>Jezbollah
Qrd

>Nigerian at the airport complains that he was being searched because he was black.
>Cocaine capsules were found in his stomach.
Hahaha dumbfuck.

>>212419880
I don't understand then, how can your work be so hard that it's worse than studying?
I think you are in fact a nerd and you are trying to disguise yourself.

>>212420273
thank you
I wanna at least have no regrets about this
>>212420548
remember what they took from you

>>212420770
Jezbollah is Jezza (nickname for anyone named Jeremy), referring to Jeremy Corbyn, plus Hezbollah (an Islamist group based in Lebanon)

Jezbollah is thus used to refer to Corbyn, a leftist British MP, and his supporters. The reason for mixing his name up with Hezbollah is because Corbyn has sometimes been seen as too friendly towards Hezbollah and Hamas during his career (Corbyn has a long history of supporting Palestine and I think he has spoken with Hezbollah and Hamas in the past).

>>212418911
You definitely could, I said what I said because I'm bad at maths and terrible at physics
>>212419820
And why is that?
>>212420102
You shouldn't

>>212418998
>Zarah Sultana (popular young MP who's sort of like a Poundland AOC
The thing I like about both of them, regardless of their politics, is that they're attractive. Therefore I want to see them both on TV more often.

>>212421054
>And why is that?
I'm lazy ig, I think it's in my genes to be this way.

>>212392468 (OP)
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>>212418573
>>212418573
>>212418573

>>212421194
snap
going in my cringe compilation

>>212420977
Thoughts on the people who breed hybrids like the liger and the tigon?
Shit's fucked up man. Poor nigga can't even carry his own weight.

>>212421054
>You shouldn't
I know but I can't help it. I'm chud incarnate.

>>212421194
Got me for a second. Even copied my current post to post in the next bread fr fr.

>>212421194
Quoi de l'fuck?

>>212421194
Niggeur.

>>212421194
nuke france now

>>212421596
There's a boomer in /fr/ fr fr

>>212421290
>Thoughts on the people who breed hybrids like the liger and the tigon?
>Shit's fucked up man. Poor nigga can't even carry his own weight.
don't like it obviously I don't see why keeping big cats like that isn't more regulated but it's not the end of the world it's only one individual animal
much more bothered by stuff that affects rare species on a global scale like bottom trawling and deforestation as a whole
my nigga the coelacanth survived the chicxulub impact but is now choking on microplastic and being caught as bycatch

>>212421143
At least you've got one med trait

>>212421723
>C'est le sacre sexe
KEK, you're fine in my book, galicianon 2.0.

>>212420770
Thought it was Corbyn but couldn't find the link kek, which is rather limited in the name, just the "je"

I have no people to hang out with, this is beyond pathetic.

>>212418232
For me, baccalaureate was harder than university. The fact that I studied teaching training (or whatever is the name for magisterio) says it all.
>>212418430
>Half of my class in university were absolute drooling retards
That was a big disappointment for me, for all the childishness in the class. It was like a continuation of high school.
>Or the girls that simply passed because they had tits and asses and the guys made all the assignments for them in order to sex them.
Holy shit, this is pathetic. I bet they didn't even had sex despite the huge effort.
>>212419425
What a bitch.

This but unironically
>>212423199

>>212422650
> Holy shit, this is pathetic. I bet they didn't even had sex despite the huge effort.
I don’t think they did kek
Literal simpa

>>212423480
grim

>>212423519
Where hair / fur

She is the heiress of a criminal empire and court could be considered as her second home for the wrong reasons, but she has enchanting eyes and her feelings are genuine.
https://youtu.be/nrpe7rCtXFM?si=9qm0D_tgABeY0tXP

so they do care about the lads from Portugal...

Thought I heard chickens when I went outside just now, but I waited for several minutes and the sound didn't repeat. Very unusual.
>>212419092
I don't know anymore, every political party feels like a scam to me. Our next general election is 4 years away, I'll summon up the energy to care in a few more years.
>How do you brute force english though?
There's a structure to essay writing which isn't hard to learn, researching isn't hard either (just time consuming), and then you just throw things together into a pot, and before you know it, you have a degree. It's as easy as winning a beauty contest as a Portuguese woman.
>>212420109
>NEVAH! MY ENTIRE IDENTITY IS BASED ON PORN! :D
Sorry Polebro, the captcha has spoken. ZERO PORN.

>>212424097
sad story for real

>>212420770
New party formed by Jezza and Sultana (apparently - it didn't launch very well).
>>212421093
>The thing I like about both of them, regardless of their politics, is that they're attractive. Therefore I want to see them both on TV more often.
I wouldn't exactly call either of them attractive, but it beats seeing Diane Abbott on TV.

We need new bread desu

>>212424145
What the fuck is that picture?

>>212424680

>>212424680
I was wondering too kek

The Brune gf.

>>212424145
based

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>>212424873
Based but her face seems quite bad