>>213397087I just realized none of you looked at the beautiful tear-jerking lyrics because y'all are worried that it's an IP snatcher. So I'll put them here https://youtu.be/epzvECKobMQ
Lyrics:
I take my coffee without sugar, and my bike without a seat
Existential question: how many cocks are there in the sky?
Butt plug, cucumber, I’ve got all the tools
I'm on the dance floor
Mummified like Dylan, or in ancient Egypt
We stay in the family like Mark Hamill
I'm the BF of Mila's Boyfriend
I've got my eye on the Euros
I watch Eurovision only for Bilal*
A finger in the ass for ten bucks
I think of Dylan, my anus dilates
We're meeting on Sunday for pilates
If I buy a jet, it's to blow the pilot
Never trendy, but always a good erection
You know I’ll wreck that ass – and that's not a figure of speech
Not moved by you – my life is: racetrack bets, orgies
IVF for all – I don’t give a damn about elections
This one's for my suckers
Yeah, it's for my suckers
For my Dylans, my cocks, my dicks, my trannies, fags, dykes (×2)
I’ve got all of Pomme’s albums – in duplicate
You're stuck in the past like Quantum Leap
Split like Van Damme
I unclog toilets with a suction-cup dildo
I do the cell rounds like Mister You
Searching for a mysterious ass crack
Hooded like Rey Mysterio
Handle the saber like Master Yi
I'm in the depths, in the towers
Too many fights in the streets
They put sticks in my wheels
I put my stick in some redheads
The label’s called “pétemoilefion” (“fuckmeintheass”)
I see nothing but pro-feminists giving lectures
You take action – I give blowjobs
Goddamn
This one's for my suckers
Yeah, it's for my suckers
For my Dylans, my cocks, my dicks, my trannies, fags, dykes (×2)
It's for my dicks with weird looks
From tiny ones to Elephant Man
Those who dwell on the past have a behind, but don’t defend it well
Hemorrhoids.