Thread 212794650

asian girl showing her pussy edition

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Prime Minister wants to remove 2 holidays to save money

>>212794768
Line must go up forever, or else.

>>212794768
Which holidays do they want to remove?

>>212794846
Easter and May 8th
>>212794804
But Mr Noseberg that's the minimum legal required by the law

>>212794768
>to save money
Someone has to pay for the illegals' housing. And for the boomers' pension who somehow happen to be the people who both own 5 houses, and let in the illegals, at the same time.
Buckle up, Momo. The dossiers won't sort themselves.

>>212794905
>Easter
burger tier, get ready for groypers

>>212794768
France has a prime minister??

this meme died too soon

>>212795210
>"military superpower"
>*looks inside*
>failing invasion of the poorest country in Europe by GDP per capita(behind even Belarus and Moldova)
>needs North Korean munitions to keep up the fight while scrounging up tanks from the 1960s
>three years in and still throwing poorly equipped peasantry at holol trenches
>reusing copiums from the Russo-Japanese war(in 1904 they acted all smug and thought they were just going to waltz into Korea and smash the Japs, only to get they butts kicked and then acted like it was because they were fighting a giant Anglo-Saxonic world conspiracy, not because of how corrupt and incompetent the Tzar's military war)

>>212794905
>Easter
Cute, France and America are going to share a meme.

What a piece of shit of a workday. I hope I'm done with that gay shit and fast. Wanna go back to my stupid routine.

>>212794768
Well then, how are boomers going to afford their third yearly cruise holiday without your taxes? Think of the poor grandpas and grandmas chud

>>212795443
>>failing invasion of the poorest country in Europe by GDP per capita(behind even Belarus and Moldova)
But they have the highest amount of secret NATO laboratories creating gay super soldiers.

>>212795699
damn
how could I forget...

>tomboy qt wearing cute skirt revealing her pale legs
It hurts.
>>212795197
He's kind of a bitch to the President though.
>>212795583
I hate cruise ships so fucking much.

>>212795791
>pale tomboy legs
Was this at work? A little trick I picked up from fantasising about scenarios that will never happen is to drop a pen on the floor beside her desk, so that you get to bend down and sniff her legs for 15 minutes while you "search" for it.

>>212795882
Yeah it's at work. She's the portuguese office qt I climb with. She's got hairy arms too, so perfect.
>bend down and sniff her legs for 15 minutes while you "search" for it.
Quite nifty! Since an incel got fired 2 weeks ago in my team though, I won't put that into practice just yet.

>>212795791
>He's kind of a bitch to the President though.
we're too parliamentpilled to get this

What a week it has been at the cagie.
Absolute shitfests left and right, the rooms are filled with shit on the ceilings, walls and floor, and escaping has been hard.
The zoglords should be absolutely seething at the chaos unfolding with all the unexpected problems.
No problems for me though, all this chaos is giving me time to sort out my workload.
Also, sneak peak at new assembly line designed by yours truly.

So far, relife protag is literally me so I can self insert as him.

>>212795699
>But they have the highest amount of secret NATO laboratories creating gay super soldiers.
I just don't get that. Whenever people tell me the same rhetoric, they just tell me they saw it on Facebook. Even if it'd disinformation, there must be at least something they can point at for the basis of the conspiracy.

>>212796060
Oh yeah, that's right, I forgot about that petit hurluberlu.
Best play it cool for a couple of weeks before they forget about him.
>>212796173
What are you going to be assembling on this line?

>>212795882
>15 minutes
People only start noticing after the first 20 minutes, you have to improve your sniffing efficiency catnigga.

>>212796223
Me? Nothing. The operators and machines? Different assemblies made up of groups of different components of various materials and formats, partially or wholly assembled themselves at this line or secondary assembly lines forming what I like to call “products”.
You’ll be able to buy them sooner or later catnigga!

Siested for hour and a half

>>212796459
God bless consumerism and evasive answers.
Whatever it is, I'm sure it'll be fun to watch. Efficient assembly lines with sleek conveyer belts and ramps and robotic arms are very pleasing to watch in action. Watching things being created makes me happy.

>>212796173
>Hiwin Technologies Corp
>Penacova water
>Stanleyworks toolbox
JARVIS!!!!!!

>>212796581
It’s what I like about my work, I can spend several minutes just basking in the glory of a fully automated machine producing stuff with the utmost precision.

>>212794650 (OP)
cute cat

>>212794768
So, Paris is about to get vandalized again? Been like 3 years since the last anti government chimp out.

>>212796223
>petit hurluberlu.
Kek you kill me
>>212796805
Could be, been a while since the last frogout.

>>212796683
>hiwin
Didn’t even notice, fucking supplier putting chinkshit on my line.

>>212796223
>What are you going to be assembling on this line?
mr. Shekelsberg new slopfest in order to embezzle of of your pounds

>>212797163
When the supplier gives you something chinese, it's chinkshit.
When you buy chinese knockoff lego for the kid, it's the GOAT and better than the og.
Explain right now, irmao. More like irLMAO

>>212797216
It’s actually an essential product.

>>212797230
There’s good chinkshit, and there’s bad chinkshit. Stop noticing.

mfw

>>212797655
Zamn, that cock looking ready to pounce!

>>212797655
She's angry, she knows what you have done with her eggs

>>212797655
These feathers look like reptile scales

I was thinking of replaying Cyberpunk, the season 2 announcement got me thinking about it, but I know for a fact I'll end up making the same choices all over again so maybe it's pointless...

POV: Magyar's girlfriend lmao

>>212797727
it's maam actually...
>>212798018
she's hit chicken menopause actually
no more eggs
only wrath and gluttony
>>212798116
she's called scaley
"écaille"

>>212798308
She's cool, I hope Chanteclair is proud of her

>Lady with nice fit body in a tight yellow dress with fabric so thin that thanks to the help of the sun blasting her directly with light I could clearly see her white panties.
>Lasy with beautiful slim body and sexy long legs wearing a tennis-like skirt.
God bless Slavic tourism.

>>212798308
She's a cutie! Very nice coat indeed.
>>212798221
Nah he's more into retarded looking egirls these days.
He passes well, good on him.

>>212794650 (OP)
Holy FUCKING shit guys a famous bodybuilder lady from my country nicknamed Locomotora Oliveras had a fucking ischemic stroke yesterday and I'm only finding out now, FUCK FUCK FUCK I hope she's going to be okay. She was literally one of the most motivational people for me that is close to my generation and is from my country and wasn't born rich. God please, I hope for fuck's sake she doesn't end like my man Ronnie Coleman. Magyar and Andaluzanon please pray for my girl Locomotora, she doesn't deserve losing her body after working so damn hard for it.

>>212798221
>POV: Magyar's girlfriend
>POV
I don't look like that.

>>212798905
>do roids
>get a stroke
Yeah it works like that.

>>212799106
I know, but... FUCK I don't want her to suffer, I hope she doesn't lose control of any of her limbs or suffers from brain damage from this. Fuckfuckfuck. She was inspiring for a lot of women, literally screaming at us "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE GODDAMN IT! BREATHE IN THE FRESH AIR, DO EXERCISE! IF YOU DON'T START NOW YOU MIGHT AS WELL NEVER START! YOU CAN DO IT, PRETTY!" and- *ugly crying*

Literally me.

>>212799253
>She was inspiring for a lot of women
Sister, if women need a roided out "girl" who looks like a man to motivate them, that motivation is fucked from the start as it won't last.
Sure, hoping she does not get fucked up in the long term, but that's what happens when you god knows what blast into your veins.
>motivating women
She clearly did not motivate you to lift so I will. I don't know how, but I will.

>>212798221
Why do you have this saved onto your computer? Where did you even get it from?

>>212799254
you're welcome (i don't know what i did)
>>212799328
It was not necessarily her appearance what women looked up to, but rather her strict discipline in NOT stopping exercising or just BEGINNING and not giving up once you had an exercise routine, saying how you shouldn't be ashamed of your body. That you should love your body and you should be inspired to lose weight in a healthy way, without promoting an eating disorder-style suggestion.
I can't expect you to understand, but it was her positive attitude and how determined she was to reach the top what made us look up to her. She survived an abusive relationship and came from the same low/middle class family as many of us in my country do.
I can't say I'm proud of anyone who does steroids, but I can say it takes balls to push your body to the limit. And she always did that, and that's why she's a world champion.
>I don't know how, but I will.
I have some lifts at home, but I don't know if I have the correct technique to lift. I should start, and today I'll go out at night to woolk to get myself accostumed to movement. I want to change, slowly, my habits.
I'll walk in honor of Locomotora, goddamnit. I'LL STOP BEING A LAZY ASS AND DO SOMETHING GOOD WITH MY LIFE FOR ONCE

Back from my incelrun /med/ders, it wasn't great because my arms were hurting from yesterday's workout and it was so hot

https://youtu.be/L8TPjH9pR6g me at the moment

>>212799507
>I have some lifts at home
AYO
What do you have? Dumbbells?
>I want to change, slowly, my habits.
Good. Just learn to accept that it takes time, so remember to do things slowly. You can't force a habit of yours you had for years to change in a week.
>I can't expect you to understand
You're right. I'm retarded (that's based and redpilled doe), so you just have to accept me like that. I just can't understand.
And by the way, let's talk tranime. Have you watched relife by any chance? I'm watching it rn.

>>212798905
damn, she was the picture of health
(this was sarcasm, roids are bad for you)

>Nooooooo, the Camarilla is evil because.. because it just is ok!!!!
>we don't need it, it's just common sense
>oh btw, can you help us out with a few masquerade violation?
When do I get to smash anarchs skulls?
>>212799254
That's actually literally you.
>>212799620
Based, at least the work is done.

>>212799742
Dumbbells, yes! I don't know exactly what weight they are, but I could probably take them to my room and lift weights while I do other things, like reading or listening to music.
>learn to accept that it takes time, so remember to do things slowly
Yes, I'll try to adapt my body to slowly accept a bit more movement and cardio in, because you can imagine, due to my NEET sedentary lifestyle, my stamina's pretty low. I'll try going out one hour two days a week, so two hours of walking nonstop, with my friends.
Is this how it feels to lift for your heroes? What's this increasing vigor and determination I'm feeling?
>you just have to accept me like that
Nah, it's kinda like how I learnt to accept that men love tranime and are willing to lift for their waifu or for a jojo's character (actually based and jojopilled) or Zyzz, it's just something that trascends language. Like how the fuck are white girls getting massive asses in the gym, nobody understands but we all know, it's an intrinsic desire of the human body and mind, and we can't go against it.
I haven't seen relife 'cause my 'tism (ADHD) makes it so that I can't fucking sit still watching series, but I remember the other recommendation you gave me. What was it called? It was a cute romance anime which the ending left you a lil' bit disappointed iirc.

>>212799507
>I should start, and today I'll go out at night to woolk to get myself accostumed to movement. I want to change, slowly, my habits.
That's a nice effort, Argentinette. Woolking everyday is key!

>>212799939
You niggas can laugh but this lady motivated people to actually train and endure the hardship of exercise way better than the stupid stick figure models we have in my braindead country saying stuff like "oh just stop eating and you'll be fat! look look I'm so skinny! just eat DIOXIDE CHLORIDE and you'll-" HELL NO BITCH, I WANT TO BE STRONG, I WANT TO BE HEALTHY in the REAL WAY! Maybe Locomotora was an extreme, but she NEVER told anyone to go to her length. She's a goddamn boxer, powerlifter, world champion. I wanna see ya niggas make others feel as good as she made others feel. Yeah you can lift weights, but can you motivate others to lift them off a depression? To tell 'em to get up their asses and follow your lead? Are you aspirational? Huh?
I WILL LIFT FOR THE ROIDS LADY, GOD DAMN IT! AAAAHHHHH

>>212799943
>due to my NEET sedentary lifestyle, my stamina's pretty low.
Relatable. After when I was ill for a long time and weighed 105 kgs, and I just started woolking outside, it took me much more effort to walk up the overpass than now it takes for me to sprint up the overpass.
Woolking is good.
>What was it called?
Summertime Rendering
Andalucia recommended it to me actually. And just like he shills it for free, I also shill it for free.
>the ending left you a lil' bit disappointed iirc.
It was fine, it's just that there was a really really really minor detail I was curious about that they did not show in the ending, but that's fine as the plot already explains that minor detail. I just would have loved to see it instead of just knowing it I guess. And I was in a bad mood too thanks to HR, but now that I reflect I think it was a nice ending.

>>212798776
>Nah he's more into retarded looking egirls these days.
lol he's always flip flopping opinion
also this lower quality one is yours lmao
>>212799106
POV just means "point of view", it doesn't denote if the following text is the protagonist or what the protagonist is looking at
If the context clues were to vague for the more autistic amongst us, what that image was meant to convey was: "Point of View: from (You)r point of view you are looking at Magyar anon's girlfriend(the joke being she has a penis, in accordance with Magyar anon's preferences)"
I hope that cleared things up

>>212799490
>Why do you have this saved onto your computer?
so I can post it here
>Where did you even get it from?
/int/ - International
these threads crop up all the time actually

>>212799939
She looks kinda like a megabuff Ayn Rand.
>>212799942
>Nooooooo, the Camarilla is evil because.. because it just is ok!!!!
This is actually true from a human's perspective.
These guys are all clowns (except for Jack).

>>212796173
Not even Jarvis is needed for this one, this is like one Google search away.

>>212799942
Thanks Gironde

By the way, in the end I also watched Alien Romulus, and I really liked it; in a sense, it kind of felt like a "Best Of compilation" of Alien tropes, but some scenes were very cool and the main character was really cute, literally built for Gironde

>>212798221
Weird to see Sukuna in the background and not Gojo.
Or Hikari and Kirara.

>>212800123
I'm not reading all that but
>I WANT TO BE HEALTHY in the REAL WAY
high competition especially shit like power lifting is not healthy
quite the contrary
>>212799942
Anarchs are legit retards, but the camarilla are indeed bad
they all are, that's the point
very few Vampires aren't actually evil like the Salubri, none are in Bloodlines

>>212800123
And btw, yesterday you did not reply so I'm posting again. Need your thoughts on picrel.

>>212800474
>Point of View: from (You)r point of view you are looking at Magyar anon's girlfriend
It means Point of View: magyar's girlfriend, which would mean her point of view, meaning I look like that, which I don't.
>in accordance with Magyar anon's preferences
I'd rather pump and dump an ftm than an mtf, just because of the novelty. I could never imagine being in a relationship with trans folx.

>>212800528
You know... you could post numbers once in a while....

>>212800528
Why would he care, he's a chad.

My cat was on my bed, got up, went to eat a bit of kibble, and went to my bed again. Everything resembles it's owner.
>>212800007
I'll try settling two days in the week to go out and woolk, even though I woolk to go anywhere in my city that is not the hospital. I'm really short, so you can imagine walking takes me some time, even though I'm fast at walking now.
>>212800385
Honestly the most difficult part about walking is going up stairs, that shit will end my lungs in a jiffy. But aside from that, I can walk for long periods of time... Until my feet start to hurt. I'm using some boot-looking sneakers that are DEFINITELY NOT MEANT for WALKING a LONG time. Once I get a job one of the first things I'll buy is apt-for-walking-shoes.
>Summertime Rendering
Will save the name of the anime, I also remember saving some sites you guys recommended me to watch stuff ilegally (via pirating duh), fmhy dot net and 9animetv!
>I was in a bad mood too thanks to HR
Understandable, I always wonder why after some time I see things differently in comparison to when I first watched them. Some songs I don't like at all on the first listen, and then after some time I'll be humming them or singing them or listening to them without nooticing.
>>212800588
>high competition especially shit like power lifting is not healthy
That's why I said, she didn't recommend people follow HER specifically. She motivated OTHERS to do a normal exercise schedule and have better diets that involve more protein and nutrients and not just saturated fats and sugars. Reading should be easy, fren.

>>212800508
Yeah Jack is alright. He did help us out after all.
>>212800564
Glad you liked it, it's how I saw the film too. Nothing new but a solid best of with a qt!
>literally built for Gironde
vgh one can only wish.
>>212800588
Didn't know about the Salubri, interesting. I got the text based VTM cyoa games to play later, I'm sure I'll learn more about the lore.
>>212796173
Almost missed your post! Looking good fren!

>>212800764
Oh, damn, that's an amazing ass ngl. I'm glad you're not scared of cellulite like some picky guys in here. The tanline is sublime, just spectacular. 10/10, and I like how the lady's hips are so wide in comparison to her waist. That's PEAK sexo imo.

>>212800764
Pause squat 1x1 with 180 kg, 3x3 with 170 kg.
Leg press 3x6 with 220 kg.
Hip thrusts 3x6 with 170 kg.
Leg extensions 5x10 with 107 kg.
I'm doing a light week, also yesterday I did some light DB OHP, in a few weeks I'll tell you my max.

>>212800844
What if some fucked up incel went up to his house and hanged up with him for a bit?

>>212801224
His charisma would make the incel recoils and go back to his goon cave.

>>212801224
I'm 100% certain you can't doxx me through this.

Brunoid taking reveng on the browning of Francongo.
>>510467172

Brunoid taking reveng on the browning of Francongo.
>>>/pol/510467172

Miau.

>>212801129
Feet mentioned.

>>212801531
the talk with St Peter at the gates will be interesting

>>212801224
>What if some fucked up incel went up to his house and hanged up with him for a bit?
I would love that, Portuchad seems like a great guy to hang out with
He would prepare bacalhau, I would prepare risotto and we could both bitch about shitty current cars and the downfall of the Total War series

>>212801667
Risotto is on my top 5 foods, so that would me more than welcome!
>downfall of TW
Fuck.
>current cars
What irks me the most is that european brands KNOW how to built amazing cars, they just choose to make the shittiest slop imaginable.

>>212801663
Lmao

>>212801403
Imagine seeing him back doe

>>212801819
Damn, I've always thought that model was beautiful

>>212801129
Ok. One more question.
If let's say you could have sex with a 10/10 girl of your choice. You can just pull a baddie of any height, weight, skin colour, hip width, boob size, hair colour, or whatever you want, would you rather have lesbian sex, or would you rather turn into a guy for only a day and use your cock to bang her?
Need to study your mind for my schizo research.
As my thanks, here are some tracks I think you'll like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RFLY62LrH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMxovx36ctQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf4Be8xeD9c

>>212801224
>in a few weeks I'll tell you my max.
You're the GOAT unironically.
>leg press
If it's cable, do you set the ROM so that you hit parallel at the bottom, or do you set it so that you greatly cross parallel?
Lately I have not been doing leg presses. Idk, I just don't like them rn. Db split squats are the goat.

>>212801531
>puts a battery against her nose ring
She'd probably enjoy that, what a slut.

>>212801819
holy fuark this is great

>>212801905
Looks like it would fit in Blade Runner, very cool

>>212802075
>fat
>fakest looking fake tits
Magyaranon...

>>212802075
It's one like pic related, I do as much ROM as possible, hitting the bottom, I control the negative to avoid bouncing, but I don't pause it.

I need a survival city builder.
Is Banished still the best there is?

>>212802386
Don't you get scared of locking knees in that thing?

>>212802560
No, locking the knees is really easy and unlike what /fit/ webm threads might make you believe it's not very common that people break their legs in these machines.

>>212802239
Look, even if it's not gf material, it's bang her for hours on end in all holes. Maybe even bite the nips a bit.

>>212802386
I have seen vids of that. Must be a nice machine.

>>212801905
Where are the pedals? Where's the gear stick? I don't see a radio or a glovebox. I'm frightened and confused.

>>212803141
>Hey! Look, Homer's got one of those robot cars.

>>212803194
>duck, i can't let the trucels see me with you

>>212801819
Man this makes the Renault 12 look like a sports car in comparison. Why do cars feel so soulless nowadays? At least I feel like back 2010 modern cars felt really cool and futuristic.
>>212802075
>would you rather turn into a guy for only a day and use your cock to bang her?
Maybe I'd use that since I could actually feel the sexo via my dick, but I can't really know how good it could feel being inside anyone since... i don't have a penus. Does being a shemale count? I don't know. I would like to look my best too if I'm having sex with the perfect human female.
>Saweetie and Cookiee Kawaii
It offends me that you're somehow recognizing my tastes better than my IRL friends do... I don't always listen to this type of music, but I do love hyperpop and black pop artists. I'm a zoomer after all kek.

Looks like a Karen

Tomorrow's edish is ready.
It will ROCK Brune and SHOCK Andalucia both at the same time. Might be one of my best bakes.

lmao

>>212803446
What's the spell to summon a manager?

>>212803681
Expecto procurator

how strong are you /med/ posters? do you guys workout?

>>212803681
HR violations, also known as "accidentally show your dick to the hot coworker".

>>212801819
>>212801905
Very kino

>>212801819
Holy shit I just came, this model is beautiful. Reminds me of the Corolla

>>212803862
My PRs are 215 kg squat, 170 kg bench and 280 kg deadlift.

>>212799254
and you have no one to blame but yourself
go meet someone see a shrink move out try fucking anything
you're young and have enough money to do anything you want
I don't understand this retardation

>>212804075
thats impressive. how long have you been lifting?

>>212803805
I like that. It fits the lore.
>>212803869
That's wand waving without spell uttering.

>>212803557
Andaluzanon will eat the flies, and he VILL like it.

>>212803862
I'm rather weak. Strong for my size, but weak overall, because I'm a manlet.

>>212803978
VGH that ass...

>>212804059
VGGGGHHHHHHHHH the 2000GT inspired Corolla.
How I wish I had 5 million to buy a 2000GT...

Good night, sisters.

>>212803862
I'm still a babby lifter with only 1 year of lifting experience, and I prioritize the most scientific cutting edge next gen schizo shit over weight, so my weights are laughable.

>pajeeta joked about my dick today
you will get it, Allah willing.

>>212804154
More then 10 years now.

>>212805141
>tfw no brown gf
I suffer

>>212805141
You somehow tease us more than she does with (You).

>>212805141
shes making it obvious she wants it and u dont give it to her baka

>>212805261
i need to redeem her fr fr
>>212805264
she's still giving mixed signals, so it's not my fault
>>212805338
2 more weeks unironically
today her newest retarded excuse was she doesn't want to buy a ticket for this month so we'll meet in august again

>>212805141
Uh oh, truecel bros...

>>212805532
>today her newest retarded excuse was she doesn't want to buy a ticket for this month so we'll meet in august again

Played like a fiddle.

>Forgot water bottle at the gym
Se acabó

>>212805925
Idk, she's still texting me Friday and Saturday nights and sending voice messages, so can't be all nothing I think
but it's starting to get a bit ridiculous. I won't propose a new date yet again tho, that ball is on her side now.

>>212805925
Goddamn Brune, all this work for a jeeta in big 2025
Grim, as some would say

>>212806293
>a jeeta
she's a qt and not retarded like 95% of women on dating apps

>>212806379
>not retarded like 95% of women on dating apps
Yeah sure, she isn't giving you any trouble at all
I don't know man

finally ending the cagie
tomorrow was supposed to be a holiday for me, but I'll have to wagecuck
will take this day off on another date

>>212805141
time to redeem...

Gonna go on a woolk in 8 minutes, I'll be doing it in honor of u guys and for la Locomotora Oliveras, vamos carajo que se puede!

So, spanish snails, can you eat them? Is it a french delicacy that I could take advantage of, especially since they're an invasive species??

>>212801115
I went through a period quite a few years ago where I was a bit obsessed with background lore, mostly just reading shit on the /tg/ wiki and some of the background pdfs
>text based VTM cyoa games
I played one of those, it was alright but it felt like choices didn't have much impact in the lore, but I hear the other ones are better

the background lore is completely bonkers by the way, my favourite part was when I found out it turns out one of the antediluvian(super ancient vampires from before the biblical flood that can theoretically destroy the world) already woke up in 1999 because the kuei-jin and the gypsy vampires were battling over who gets to control India and so many vampires were dying ever older vampires started waking up until a real vampire from the dawn of time woke up and started eating entire populations centres and got into a magic duel with three kuei-jin antediluvian equivalents, while this was going on everyone even vaguely touched by the supernatural was having horrible nightmares about the monster about to eat the world and the camarilla were running around like headless chickens trying to cover up the giant magical battle happening in Bangladesh that was causing every schizophrenic on the planet panic attacks, the werewolves tried sending a pack in there and accomplished absolutely nothing, the barrier between realities started weakening and parts of Bangladesh started being attacked by ghosts and spirits from the underworld
the entire thing only ended when science-mage XCOM(long story,Mage is insane) who were desperate to contain the supernatural threat fired multiple nuclear weapons enhanced with dimensional science to kill everything in both the real world and the spirit world, this still failed to kill the antediluvian who only died after they used satellites to reflect the sun back at him with 6 times the intensity of a normal day

anyway the property is chronically mismanaged, so text based cyoa is the best we're getting :/

>>212808787
Good luck. I pray you come back in one piece, perhaps with food or a tale about how you found a friendly cat who let you pet it.
>>212809504
I love reading VTM lore about the different clans and generations of vampires (going backwards from the present day to the more legendary earlier vampires), but I hate the wider encompassing lore. It feels very badly written with not a huge amount of thought put into what the ramifications of what a lot of things might be.

>>212810327
>It feels very badly written with not a huge amount of thought put into
yeah nah felinenegro, you don't get to pull the "badly written" card right after praising the franchise with a gypsy bloodline whose clan weakness is stealing shit and an italian bloodline whose only noteworthy traits are necromancy and being walking mafia stereotypes

>not a huge amount of thought put into what the ramifications of what a lot of things might be
sure, but neither do wide and expansive universes like dnd(forgotten realms)/pathfinder(golarion) or capeshit universes and I still like some of those games/movies
like how tf do those adventures have any danger when bringing people back to life is barely an inconvenience

moot point as they haven't bothered making any games besides cyoa and a free-to-play battle royale

>ramifications
of course there would be ramifications, and I'm sure those would have been explored and explained in depth and with excellent writing...
perhaps in a world where the IP was run by people with IQ above room temperature, you're talking about the universe that was killed off when it got popular to make room for a new world of darkness only for that to flop and the devs coming back to their old world of darkness just in time for the franchise to die again, then come back to life because of Paradox... only to promptly kill itself again by having writers so obnoxiously woke it caused an international incident with fucking Chechnya that paradox shitcanned the entire writing staff followed by a Bloodlines 2 demo presented to Paradox devs that was so bad the game was cancelled on the spot and would have died if it weren't for some second rate developer promising Paradox mediocre profits if they could have the game's corpse to make another Bloodlines 2 out of(it'll 100% flop, everyone knows this)

sorry for the impromptu rant but I did tell you it was chronically mismanaged

>>212811067
I would never praise the WoD franchise, I only like one specific game based on it.