It's happening edition

Nothing burger : >>211639618

>>211675153 (OP)
first

>>211675153 (OP)
You are Germanic and live 15 minutes away from the channel

>>211675153 (OP)
third

>>211675153 (OP)
I haven't slept all night will something actually happen so I can go to sleep
what an ether salad a nihil sandwich

>>211675153 (OP)
Good morning /med/.

Did I wake up into a new war, or what?

>>211676033
Israel is striking targets in Iran, allegedly to stop their nuclear program.

>>211676033
the iranians were busy farming barbarians so now they're taking 10 turns moving their troops or something

>>211675790
good evening pablo
how are you on this beautiful day graced to us by god
are you happy and excited to be alive
because i sure am

>>211676079
Yeah. They really want a war with Iran, don't they?

>>211676097
Seems like they're allegedly farming something else.

>>211676121
>how are you on this beautiful day graced to us by god
I feel mid.
>are you happy and excited to be alive
No.
>because i sure am
I envy you for that.

>>211676141
Well Bibi can keep power for longer while at war, and it's not like Israel can let Iran get nuclear weapons.

>>211676259
It is all so tiring.

Hello meddinhos, hope everyone is ready to face a hot new day.
>>211675527
Why couldn't you sleep? Worrytimes or the heat?
>>211676033
Yeah I saw that some crazy stuff is going on but I didn't follow specifics.

>>211676383
Israel's bloodlust is something.

>>211676413
I don't like Netanyahu and his ilk, but the Iranian chuds had it coming desu. I just hope few civilians were hurt.


coincidentally I have a date with an Iranian on sunday, perhaps I will be able to redeem my incel chud status? stay tuned bros

>>211676475
I like neither, but I guess strikes like these are only going to make things worse.

>>211676654
not necessarily desu, seems at least in Iran these Israeli strikes are pretty targeted and they're severely limiting Iran's ability to wage war. Their operations in Gaza are inexcusable imo tho.

>>211676670
Wouldn't Iran want to retaliate? If I am correct, Israel was supposed to hit nuclear facilities, no?

>>211676752
they already launched a few drones (probably shahed type), but these are low tech, take hours to reach Israel. It's basically free target practice for the Israeli air force. Realistically, Iran can't do shit to Israel.

>>211676775
I hope you are right.

>>211676820
how's it going on Malta btw? I should be working right now but I don't wanna

>>211676887
On a national level?

>>211676950
no just life in general and for you I guess
are summers becoming less bearable or is it nice?
do you sometimes go to Italy?

>>211677046
>no just life in general and for you I guess
Oh, my life is very uninteresting.
>are summers becoming less bearable or is it nice?
The summer weather is now in full-swing. It does bother me at times, but generally, it is something that I enjoy.
>do you sometimes go to Italy?
No, I only did it once a long time ago.

Persians > Israelis > Jew gov = irani gov
Anyway…

so a million Russian conscripts walk into a country
AvtoVAZ's Lada assembly line will be busy for a while

>>211677097
Dovresti riandarci ogni tanto in Sicilia o altrove, tanto sei un NEET che impegni c'hai?

>>211677480
I am dumb

Is there any way we can ban the bot?

>>211677541
Yes.

>>211677480
1. Non ho soldi.
2. Non mi caverà.

>>211675153 (OP)
France is med? I thought you guys were white?

>>211675185
>>211677769
absolutely abhorrent posts
you should honestly reconsider your life choices

Good morning, sisters.
Woke up before 6 AM so gymcellmaxxed and spent like 2 hours in the gym. Lifts were nice too. Was a bit bored with pull so I also hit some chest and added like 15 kgs to pec deck since the last time I used it (so fucking back). At least I know it's only my bench that's shit and not my chest. Fucked around a bit on the wide chest press machine and paid more attention to the negative and I found a path that does not hurt my arms. So I'll be definitely trying to replicate that on db bench.

>>211676033
>>211676141
Nothing ever happens. You should have learned that by now.

/med/ has anyone of you ever played baseball or softball? I actually did a few times in high school because my PE teacher was really into that, and surprisingly it wasn't that bad

Also, tried doing unilateral pulldowns they way Eric Helms does them and holy fuck did it make my lats fucking orgasm.

>>211678063
Untrue.

>>211678237
Fucking hell.

I keep having to get up earlier and earlier to take my incelwalks due to the heat. Not a fan of the sun peeking through my blinds at 4:30am either.
>>211678087
I played rounders, which is like a British version of baseball where you swing the bat with one hand. I like it more than baseball because there's less running.

>>211678087
Never but it sounds pretty cool. I'd like to try it out one day.
Like imagine hitting the ball hard and then you get to sprint all around the field. Good stuff.

People are now being evacuated from their apartments from the same zone where that building collapsed two days ago. This is going to become the new normal, I'm afraid.

>>211678087
A little bit of baseball in high school

>>211678237
Israel needs to be nuked

>>211679912
What was the exact cause of the collapse?

>>211680203
>What was the exact cause of the collapse?
"Unknown", but likely poor work/material.

What are you having for lunch internationally speaking, /med/?
It's kentucky style fried chiggin tendies goyslop imc.

>>211679525
When did you wake up today lad?

>>211678087
Neither. I played basketball for some time as a kid then handball for a short while as a teen. Sadly I was doomermaxxed back in my teens so I gave up on handball despite the coach telling me that I should keep playing because I was good.

>celtic language thread on /int/
>descends into anglophobia not even 30 posts in
Why am I not surprised.
>>211680944
>When did you wake up today lad?
First at 5am due to noise outside, then at 9am when I could no longer ignore the sun. I did not even woolk for that long, because my stomach hurts, so I came back early.
Also, feet mentioned.

good morning xisters

>>211680944
slam pig

>>211678063
thunder thighs

>>211677370
this pic is so sad poor parents

Cloudy day in Gallaecia, heat is not welcome here

>>211681079
gm

>>211681046
>First at 5am due to noise outside, then at 9am
At least you managed to sleep for another 4 hours ig.

>>211680944
A bread roll with nothing but canned tuna and black pepper.

>>211681079
we love slampiggies around here, don't we?

>>211681295

>>211681295
Sure, when at a reasonable size.

Fat women are disguting to look at.

today for lunch is couscous with beef and veggie broth

morning niggas
those kikes are really willing to start a general war
luckly nothing ever happens
>>211676383
morning gman
>a hot new day.
nigga is 12ºC here right now

>>211681867
>couscous with beef and veggie broth
sound delicious, hope you have a nice lunch

>>211681867
Berber Hatsune Miku
based?

>>211681903
Oi

>>211681935
thanks

>>211681944
vghh so peak

>>211682007
This image is quite peculiar, as some fakecels would say

Important business.

>>211682008
cute
have a Portuguese Miku

>>211682007
kek, wtf is that image

>>211682087
woah that traditional outfit is so cool

>>211679912
They are going to demolish some buildings, hence the evacuations. The situation there must be that bad. Probably an imminent domino effect.

>>211682087
>>211682008
What would Hatsune Miku be called if she were Berber and Portuguese respectively?

>>211682157
very cool

>>211682283
Maria Amália de Jesus e Espírito Santo

>>211682166
For more context, there was some works going on on the plot adjacent to the building that fell.

how do you say Arbeitszeitbetrug iyc?

>>211682283
hakku illi or something for berber. I dont know about Portuguese

>>211682043
>"Your secrets are safe with me (you wish, lol)"

>>211682166
>>211682386
Safety first

>>211682311
nice gypsy garbs

>>211682384
>Maria Amália de Jesus e Espírito Santo
É, veja só.
>>211682574
It's okay, I don't know about Portuguese either.

>>211682544
Frodi tal-ħinijiet tax-xogħol.
I guess.

Even proms are done now in schools. The art of enhancing mediocrity.

>Crude oil jul 25 up 8,5%

>>211682770
I think that some schools have been doing them here for some time.

>>211682544
I didn't get the proper meaning of this word, it is something like pretend to be working but actually not doing it? if it is, we usually say "moregar" (slang that means "act as a bat")
if it is manipulate records or something like that, we don't have a specific word

>>211682743
based
>>211682891
it's when you're at work/clocked in but don't actually work
I would never ever ever do that

>>211682118
Fascisst scum.

>>211682960
>it's when you're at work/clocked in but don't actually work
There would be more than a way to say it.
>I would never ever ever do that
Me neither.

>>211682960
I used google to translate to English and then translated that to Maltese.
>I would never ever ever do that
My grandpa (RIP) used to do that.

>>211681079
dumb elfposter

Actually, the modus operandi of such government workers is to go to their government job, punch in, then either go back home or go work elsewhere.

>>211682544
Formally I would say something like "adempimento non diligente della prestazione lavorativa"
Informally there's a beautiful word made exactly for such a situation "fancazzismo"

>>211682960
>it's when you're at work/clocked in but don't actually work
Time theft.
It's not a problem as long as you keep an accurate record of the hours you spent not working, so that you can give it to your boss and he can deduct a commensurate amount from your next month's wages.

>>211682997
>>211683007
>>211683194

>>211683252
as I said, I'd never do that

Good day med it's the weekend and I'm back from rooning in the forest, it was very hot outside.

>>211684325
baste
what distance/pace?

>>211677769
Marseilles is med.

>>211684391
Around 8 kilometers, moderate pace

>>211684542
>not running until you have white foam around your mouth and feel like you're about to get a heatstroke

>>211684584
I did have a break half way through

>>211682544
I guess φίδιασμα.

Bored

>>211685612
No gym sesh ?

>>211685806
Nice croissants.
>But they are not croissants

i wanna move to picrel. tired of commie blocks and smoggy cities.

>>211685668
Arrived to the gym before 7 AM fr fr.

>>211685982
comfy.

>>211686007
Dang

>>211685982
Imagine a house of the grid, you produce electricity from the sun and the wind and save it in batteries.
You have good fortifications to stop invaders.
You have satellite internet.
You go to town once a month to shop for stuff and then come back.
The dream life.

KINO!
KINO!
KINO!

>>211686144
Man mila province is so pretty compared to where i live. Desertification is starting to reach me.

>>211686352
Lmao what did they use to do it ?

>>211685982
looks very beautiful
are there forests in Algeria?

>>211686469
Swiss disaster.

>>211686403
I think that desertification is a result of too many humans gathered in certain places and over exploitation of the earth and its resources by said people.
Or they eat too many pastries (dessertification get it?)

>>211686469
ofc. pic rel is djurdjura national park.

unrelate but the other pic's location has himmel in its name which is very fitting since i found out it means heaven in german.

>>211686604
very pretty
how's life in Algeria and why are relations with Morocco so hostile? afaik Algeria is pretty militarized

>>211686657
life is ok it definitely could be worse like libya or something. cheap healthcare cheap food cheap gas and neet bux and gibs for unemployed or disabled. Algeria is militarized not because of morrocco but because we have a VERY big border that require protection from terrorists. most moroccans and algerians dont have a problem with each other its just government flinging shit at each other because of a piece of sand.

>>211686403
Western media pushes an image of Algeria as nothing but bugman coastal hive cities with the desert beginning 10 feet away and stretching all the way down to the Sahel, meanwhile pic related is what Algeria actually looks like.
I will never forgive them for lying to me.

>>211686510
Too many people indeed. If Algeria had 20 mil population we would be so rich rn greek bro... And oil prices are increasing again so thats good. Our entire lives depend on the price of a goddamn barrel.

>>211685863
What are they then?

>>211686908
Here near Athens they complain about the lack of water, but it's not a lack of water but the fact that a third of the country's population has gathered there and the natural resources are not enough for everyone.
Meanwhile in other places we got lots of water but nobody to use it because most of the country is empty from people.

>>211686924
Maybe pain au chocolat or something.

>>211686830
what's the dispute with Morocco about? West Sahara?
anyway apparently Algeria ordered Russian Su-57s which is kinda cool, even tho I despise Putin's Russia

>>211687025
No more cheap gas for you.

>>211687073
that's not news, deliveries were cut 3 years ago already

My new monitor has a dead pixel, fuck my luck

>>211687005
>Meanwhile in other places we got lots of water but nobody to use it because most of the country is empty from people.
Countries suffering from this problem should adopt internal resettlement programmes, where large groups of city dwellers are given financial incentives to establish new communities in abandoned rural communities, where some basic infrastructure such as roads and train stations already exist.

>>211687005
>Chocolate pain
Right.

>>211687005
we get our water from desalination plants. Ever since they plugged our water system to the newly built plant near me we didnt get a water cut in months. Even during Aid where people are using alot of water to clean the sheep carcass and guts in the streets. Desalination plants require ALOT of fuel which we have plenty of so its not an option for countries that dont have too much oil.

>>211687025
Yeah its a very pretty plane. I dont know how the U.S didn't sanction us though. maybe our diplomats greased washington ? Egypt got threatened with sanctions sooo im not sure how we dodged those.

>>211687148
It's over.

>>211687184
Greece is in deep debt so we can never do something like this.
We even have problems on our boarders because they are empty from people and a potential invasion could succeed unhindered.
It's over for Greece, too bad I don't have a house somewhere in Europe to escape to.
Oh well, it was a fun life. Played some cool videogames and spoken to some cool people on 4chan.

>>211687226
the entire Flanker family is among the prettiest fighters imo, only the Rafale looks as good
but apparently they're kinda shit
if I was Algeria I'd buy Chinese fighters instead

>>211687296
You're painting a very grim picture of Greece's future.
Then again, Greece fell two thousand years ago and yet there are still Greek people, so maybe there isn't such a great cause for alarm as there appears to be.

>>211687296
Im so glad that Algeria doesn't have any debt whatsoever. Our progress may be slow but at least we dont have debt. Sorry greek bro

>>211687310
flankers are actually pretty good. Russian equipment is renowned to be only effectively used by everyone except for russians. Russian flankers may seem bad but its only because they don't maintain them. Im 100% sure Algeria maintains her flankers better than ruskis. Ours look spotless and clean whilst the one deployed in Ukraine look like they are falling apart. We can't really buy chinese jets as its too expensive to re-train the crew and the logistics of it is too hard to manage. It's better to buy from the same company. they are considering chinese tanks though

Found in the wild.

Sexo com pretinhas brasileiras de Alagoas de vestidinho e saltos altos

>go have lunch with the team
>the girl from quality (delicious flat chest and nice butt) brings her twin sister
>she has a huge disproportionate rack
Upholstered girls simply can’t keep themselves from going too far. Gman is vindicated yet again.

....

>>211687577
guess it depends what sensors and missiles they're equipped with as with all fighters
they do have a large radar cross section tho, which is bad

Hello /med/ders, I came to the lake for a swim
Today it's sunny and the heat is sweltering, but it's very nice to just relax in the cool water

>>211687860
Yes german bro but we cant afford top of the line stuff nor do we need it. We have no desire to fight nato countries we just need something thats good enough and reliable with lots of spare parts to defend our gigantic borders.

>>211687969
Jealous. Enjoy, fren!

Not in the mood for walking, but I have nothing better to do, so...

>>211688119
Su-57 is pretty high end desu
to just patrol your borders against terrorists you could also use cheaper Turkish drones
I think your gov wants to intimidate Morocco, or they're just getting bribed by Sukhoi
but anyway, enough of the military autism from me

>>211687571
Because being Greek is a state of mind, anybody can become Greek.

steppe gf

>>211688268
Thanks Portuchad, if you ever come around Verona with the wife and the kid in the future I would love to go with you

>>211689200
Can you believe this shit???

>>211689200
>near Verona
You can’t suffer near the lakes (I know, I’ve been to Lugano, Cuomo and Maggiore).

Just bought a blister of these, iyc?

>>211688625
I just got back from a longer woolk to compensate for my laziness earlier. I'm glad I did, because they had pastries and baby carrots in honey on sale, but I can't help but wonder if the price was worth paying (metaphorically, not literally).
>>211689116
I am Greek.
>>211690183
imc, but like 20+ years ago (I had a Homer Simpson pez dispenser).

I 'luv me family, but I hate it when they pull the "noooo you can't just disagree with me because that's basically arguing with me and I'm old and my blood pressure is going to go up and that's le bad" card.
Mad how some people have grandparents the same age as my parents.

>>211687969
>but it's very nice to just relax in the cool water
Comfy. Was going to go to the pool today to swim but sadly the tire of my bike has been btfo'd so I couldn't fr fr.

>>211690509
>baby carrots in honey
Britain has weird food.

>>211690738
The only way you can get British people to eat vegetables is by covering them in gravy or honey, or sometimes a thick cheesy sauce, such as with cauliflower or broccoli.

>>211689355
The key is precisely living near the lake and not straight on the lake, so that you can avoid being swarmed by Krauts
>>211690699
I feel you about the parents thing sister

I just went to do a few pull-ups in a calisthenics park nearby, now I'll take a last swim and then go gome, and for dinner we'll have pizza

>>211690978
fr? I love throwing eggs, sausages and broccoli in the same pot and boiling them together.

>>211689158
I wonder if Turks can understand anything they say
the Turkic ones ofc

>>211692344
There are some similarities in Turkic languages so a level of understanding can be achieved but I doubt they can communicate.
I'm not a linguist of course so I might be wrong of course.

yesterday i fucked a moroccan muslim girl i think i am in love how cooked am i?

>>211692590
The west is falling.

>>211692590
Ma sei scemo, adesso i suoi fratelli vorranno squartarti e fare il cous cous con le tue frattaglie

>>211692709
potrebbero davvero farlo visto che fumo bevo e mi drogo pure

>>211692764
Basatissimo, sta attento però

>>211692344
i think so

>>211676383
>Why couldn't you sleep? Worrytimes or the heat?
the heat and autism
spent all night trying to fuse the perfect demon in SMT nocturne

>>211692590
very, those kinds of relationships are impossible in the long term
>if she tries to convert, her family honour kills her, possibly throwing acid at the both of you in the process
>if you cuck out and "convert" literally everyone will rather wish you were dead, especially your grandma(she'll ask her village's priest to bring you back to the Light of the church and die of heartbreak very dramatically)
the religious gap is simply too wide
sorry lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he5QQjMr6kA
I love cats so much

>>211681903
>nigga is 12ºC here right now
Crazy how the south hemisphere tries so hard to be different. Errmm, it's summer lads!!!
>>211693523
>spent all night trying to fuse the perfect demon in SMT nocturne
Kino I suppose? Better than turning in your bed awaiting sleep that doesn't come.

>>211685982
>>211686403
Wtf you guys have wild unused greenery?! I thought it was all farm or desert like here but it seems that i was i lied to by the evil media. I will never forget nor forgive this.

>>211694027

I hate the heat so much

>>211694414
im very surprised that even nafris dont know this i genuinely didnt expect anyone to even question whether this was algeria or not. 90% of the north looks like this you can see it on google earth

>>211690509
>I just got back from a longer woolk to compensate for my laziness earlier.
Now, mine is done as well.
> baby carrots in honey
Odd.

sexo com negritas...

>>211692590
how is her family

there's a sandstorm and rain at the same time here. Looks exactly like that one scene in bladerunner except with rain.

actual fucking SOVL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuJcFPZ-6EI
and if you disagree 9000 Power Liches are on route to your location

>>211695531
Kino

>/med/ niggas really be like
>Bro I'm not white bro, I'm BEIGE
>Fuck yt peepo bro
>Fucking heat (29c), it's killing me

>>211691199
>and for dinner we'll have pizza
Let me guess.... tonno e cipolle? How original (and that's a good thing). If you tell me it's something else, I'll be SHOCKED.

>>211694890
SEX

>>211695844
It really is killing me also it was 31 today not 29

>>211693993
>I love cats so much
>>211694701
>I hate the heat so much
Literally me x 2.

>>211695992
You know, when I said 29 I just pulled that out of my ass.
>it was 31
Brvther... It's even cooler than what I originally expected you to post which was like 33-34.

So, the buildings weren't new, but were built poorly, and the excavation beside them was done, seemingly knowingly of this fact.

>>211694496
Sorry it wasn't that funny kek
>>211694701
Just wait for the thunderstorm and you're good.

>>211695844
I'm the only med one here.

Drank 4,5l of water today

>>211696479
Damn.

>>211696154
Are you gonna get a new cat ?
>>211696223
I'm not suited for these kind of temperatures up here
>>211696380
It isn't due until at least tomorrow VGH

>>211696540
>Are you gonna get a new cat ?
No, no more cats for me. Not unless I won the lottery and got to move to a small mansion in Braganca with lots of open fields for my cat to wander around in, and many several endangered species of bird frens for him or her to play with.

>>211696479
I don't know how much I drink on a daily basis, but by the time it's noon I have drunk around 2,2 litres of water and 3 decilitres of milk on average.

>>211696674
No cats for Catnigga is sad, also don't touch the birbs

Catnigga was like this in the past btw
>>>/fit/76251891

>>211696699
Usually I'm more at 1,5l
But I woolked about 45 kilometres today

>>211696540
>It isn't due until at least tomorrow VGH
Damn, good luck then. There's already one here but it doesn't push the the temps down.
It's still 35°C at 80% humidity

>>211696803
It's meowver.
>also don't touch the birbs
Pic related.

>>211695844
No, I went with speck and mushrooms this time, it was great

Today it was 34 degrees I think, fucking insane in June

>>211696992
Speaking of birbs when I was rooning this afternoon there were many birbs on the ground in the forest, I got pretty close to them while rooning until they decided to fly away, took me by surprise.

>>211697112
Is speck only eaten in North Italy ?

nom nom nom

>>211696873
>I woolked about 45 kilometres today
DAMN

>>211697254
why is the cat so goddamn cute ??

>>211697230
I have no idea, but it's likely you can find it also in the South in large supermarkets

>>211696868
A long time ago, back when I used to walk 3 miles to work, spend a day on my feet in the warehouse, and then walk 3 miles back again. And then head to the gym on my days off.
Probably wouldn't wake up the next morning if I tried to do that now.
>>211697176
They say that country folk are friendlier than city folk, but in my experience you can walk up to a pigeon and almost touch it before it flies away. Meanwhile, your average country bird has already flown to the next province by the time you've gotten with 300 feet of it.
You should have taken some photos of the birboids (don't feel them shrimps though).

>>211697357
it's just a fact of life like the ocean being blue or the sun being hot
kittens are just cute by nature

>>211697338
Note : I count 100m going up as one km walked
And I'm not sure because I got different data, at least 40 doe including a few on sand

>>211697643
>But I woolked about 45 kilometres today
Impressive
>I count 100m going up as one km walked
Kek what the fuck.

>>211697112
>No, I went with speck and mushrooms this time
Noice
>it was 34 degrees I think, fucking insane
Boomer status?

>>211697454
>Probably wouldn't wake up the next morning if I tried to do that now.
Quite the contrary imho. You'd regain your youth.

>>211697643
Weird. If I applied that reasoning to my walk, then the 10km would increase quite a bit.

Welp, Israel got hit.

>>211697495
I like cats because they look like how I feel on the inside.

>>211697997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi7V_RoUW3k

>>211697773
>>211697923
It's common here to estimate the effort o algo
It was just 400m up doe

>>211698760
Confusing.

>>211697997
Serves them right

>>211696479
>>211696873
Congrats fren, hope the heat and sun weren't too bad

>>211698862
Well, it is shit vs shit.

Still, not a good thing.

Remember when I didn't drink much? I'm doing the opposite now.

>>211699446
Water, I mean

>>211699446
Good, you'll preserve your youthful and glowing skin

>>211699446
Your kidney stones are dissolving into nothing as we speak.

>>211699619
>>211699665
Another good thing about summer.

I just found out my dad and I can apply for San Marino citizenship through my grandparent. Worth it anons?

>>211700238
yes, move next year

>>211700238
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammarinese_Americans

>>211696479
This nigga MOIST

>>211700279
>he largest Sammarinese-American communities are in Michigan
huh, interesting

>>211700265
I've never even been there or Italy. I would definitely like to see it now

Went to a supplier today.
Lo and behold, they make top of the line racing simulators (or flying simulators).
Had a blast racing against my chief (the fucker won, goddamn).
A good hour of work wasted slacking.

>>211700895
thats cool af

This is the “cheap” model, only 20k€ (monster PC included).

>>211700895
Do they make the type of enclosed simulators that lean and rotate and move around as you steer, so that when you're about to crash you get an injection of genuine panic like you're actually going to die?

There’s also an option for a VR headset instead of the screen. Now that’s pod racing!

>>211701183
Please see >>211701224
They don’t have full enclosures though, the frames are those shown on the pictures. But they do lean and rotate and vibrate!

>>211682676
>É, veja só.
veja só isto!
(luso miku love)

I am so glad that Greta was thrown out of Israel just in time before things got much more explosive. How could I ever live knowing that she was incinerated by Iran?

>>211701292
Seems like a lot of money to me, but I suppose they're for business and not consumer use (I would probably get bored after a few hours and use it to store my clothes).
The headset sounds more fun, I've always wanted to try VR since apparently it's not total dogshit anymore.
>>211701338
>veja só isto!
Veja só kisso.
They're as a pink as a britbong that someone accidentally left out in the sun all afternoon.

>>211701338
Sex.

>>211701949
It appears their sales are 50/50 consumer and businesses. Some people really don’t like their money. The PC alone is 5K or something.

>>211700980
At that point I'd rather just buy a secondhand Giulia lmao

>>211702359
Yep. It’s really a toy for richfags. Their biggest sales are for Japan, Dubai, Saudi Arabia and the USA kek

>>211701338
h-hot

>specific marker I planned a whole color palette around is out of juice
so fucking over
there goes the friday night....

>>211702918
Post the latest drawkino!

>>211702359
>buy a secondhand Giulia
I want and I could buy one, but everyone tells me it would be retarded, such a beautiful car

my dream car is literally any alfa romeo. But to be honest if i could have a 4c my life would be complete.

>>211700895
>>211700980
Pretty cool, but not being able to kill yourself on one of those and feel the high rpm gasoline explosions makes it feel a bit cona de sabão

Good night med see you tomorrow

>>211703303
Why would it be retarded?

>>211704131
M XD?

Mohammed Al Roboti.

>>211697997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5-xnJCFgzY

>>211704131
Alfas have a really bad reputation here in terms of reliance

>>211703670
>cona de sabão
KEK

Bumperino!

>>211709834
Go to sleep. It is night time in Portugal.
There are dreams to be hard.

>>211710274
Portugal never sleeps!

>>211710274
>dreams to be hard
>hard
freudian slip on your behalf

how much would it cost to rent this place in your country?
judging by the absolute state of our real estate market I'd say about 1500€/month

>>211713128
i dont like chairs like that

>couldn't sleep

Good morning, sisters.

>>211713128
I live like that btw.

gm

Good morning med time to make some pancakes

I slept well with no interruptions, which is unusual.

>>211714599
I slept like shit instead, too warm

Kek.

Good morning /med/.

Alright.

Pancakes are done, they taste great

Hello /med/, yesterday night we had a giant fucking thunderstorm here. Thankfully, the temps are a bit down

>>211716330
Why does it take so long to reach us now REEEEEE

>>211716348
Patience, bucko, it'll come.
Are you ready to live through this for 2 months? Me, I'm not.
>>211700895
>>211700980
Very cool stuff, I'd love to try it out on older racing games. What game did you play?

Good morning /med/. Yesterday night, I had an important argument with my gf. She came back from a trip with her school pupils and said she realised that living with me feels like being in jail because she likes social plans and I haven't made any friend during my time here, because I'm extremely lazy, because I wasn't like that before and because she doesn't like my mom among other things. This made me feel like a piece of shit because I know many of these things are my fault.

>>211703522
Those are beautiful cars, but they have the reputation of being unreliable.

>>211716552
>Good morning /med/. Yesterday night, I had an important argument with my gf. She came back from a trip with her school pupils and said she realised that living with me feels like being in jail because she likes social plans and I haven't made any friend during my time here, because I'm extremely lazy, because I wasn't like that before and because she doesn't like my mom among other things. This made me feel like a piece of shit because I know many of these things are my fault
What a bitch, if she likes social plans she can make friends herself and go out with them

>>211716552
If you feel like it's true then maybe you can try to work on them, if you feel that way of course.
If you're perfectly happy as is, well the issue is different.

>>211716476
based webm
The little gay white/silver spyder was so cool

>>211716552
Your mistake was not making her pregnant so she don't have time to be a normgroid.

>>211714839
Ayyy

>>211715810
TRVKE, but brown women still deserve BWC.

>>211717006

>>211717063
I wonder how many tried to apply.

Just hit a 215 kg squat with decent depth.
I think I'll try 220 kg in a few weeks.

Why watch bdsm femdom porn when I can just read articles regarding Mestola and her edging and teasing PN into a near-stroke, just to ruin the climax like this. She gave the term "blue balled" a new meaning.

>>211717096
Some might've been led astray.

Found some nice cooming material

That map has really upset them.

@Andalusanon
Have you ever considered going to a whore to lose your virginity? If not, why?

>>211717484
Shit. Brazillian fire.

>>211717188
lesbian SEX?

>>211717484
He already had sex with a lot of women he is just larping

Automosimuddin ibn Al-Masr

>>211717567
Al-Masri* desu.

>>211717484
No, because I'm not a rapist.

>>211717562
Slander, I'm not a larper.

>>211717622
>Slander, I'm not a larper.
prove it
post your cock

>>211717639
How would that prove anything?

>>211717656
The Lord works in mysterious ways my fren

>>211717727
I won't post it but I can tell you my dick is average sized.
Not big, not pitiful sized.

Went on a date yesterday with a girl that has already rejected me before, hadn't gone on a date in months and she's kinda cute so why not
I enjoyed it desu. Went with no expectations but she was more warmed up to me by the end of it.
I'm not really expecting anything to come out of that, but I'm getting practice at dates which is good. Didn't have to pay for her stuff too

You can buy many kg of chicken tender for the price of a whore

>>211717882
Numb.

>>211717882
But you can't have sex with chicken tender

To have sex or to get big

What a dilema

Bought some apricots and a slice of watermelon at the market. We eating good toady lads. Might go for an easy jog.


>>211717622
How is having sex with a hooker rape?

Euro.

Goth girls...

>>211717967
Instead of using physical violence you use economic violence to force yourself in someone else.

>>211716552
You don't have a gf, you a have a roommate who is a bitch, doesn't get along with you and you don't even have sex.
Leave her or before you know it you're gonna be one of those whipped husbands, btw she's probably cheating on you.

>>211718046
I don't get it

>>211675153 (OP)
Kek

>>211718138
The girl that supposedly got the tattoo doesn't have a boyfriend, and the girl revealing has a missing dad.

>>211718138
no dad lmao

>>211675153 (OP)
for /asean/ it's the opposite
niggas will compete just for a thread and then ended up with 2-3 threads

>>211718091
>economic violence
damn unc

>>211718290
Whores are either forced into sexual slavery, so you are paying a guy to exert violence on them so you can have sex with them, or they do it because they don't have other option to get money, rarely there are whores who really do it out of their desire to be whores.

>>211718407
Whores yeah. But what about escorts doing it for big bucks?

>>211718444
>escorts
Whores, they are whores no matter how much they are paid.
The fact that whoring themselves out allows them to get a lot of money doesn't mean that the system isn't exerting a similar pressure on them than on cheaper whores.
Anyway, I don't care about the sex itself I want to be loved, I want to have sex with a woman who wants to have sex with me.

>>211718407
Nothing wrong with it as long as she's not forced into it imho. That's not me saying you should plap hookers though.
>that the system isn't exerting a similar pressure on them than on cheaper whores.
It isn't thoughbeit.

The one thing I agree with the gnome on.

>>211717562
Goddamn fakecels
>>211717622
What do you mean?

>>211718512
Carpenters ruin their body for a measly salary, I'm more sympathetic towards them
>Anyway, I don't care about the sex itself I want to be loved, I want to have sex with a woman who wants to have sex with me.
Yeah and I want an unicorn

>>211719132
>Carpenters ruin their body for a measly salary, I'm more sympathetic towards them
I'm sympathetic towards them too, but I think it's different.
>Yeah and I want an unicorn
I'm sorry to disappoint you but they don't exist.

New

>>211719469
>>211719469
>>211719469

>>211716631
She knows no one in the village where we live because she works in another one and I'm the only person who is able to introduce her to coworkers from the village we live in.
>>211716914
I'm obviously not good because normal people don't struggle with all of this.
>>211717006
>Your mistake was not making her pregnant
She unironically wants so bad to be a mom one day.
>>211718122
Let's see what happens, if we leave it I wouldn't be surprised. She doesn't get along with me because I basically can't catch up the normie lifestyle she craves (having friends, having details with her, having a routine...)
>btw she's probably cheating on you.
99,9999% chances she isn't, our problems go other way and the relationship would be over already if I had the slight suspiciousness.

>>211717539
Yes and also some lactating videos

>>211718272
>>211718156
Thanks for the (You) kind strangers.